Ron and Fez Best of Listening Thread 7/25/11 & 07/26/11 Owner's Manual

[realmenhatelife]

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Civ opened a tattoo parlor on Long Island after Gorilla Biscuits was done, and he's actually pretty good. My friend has gone to him a lot, she's got head tattoos and works at Whole Foods. Nice girl.

And ofcourse, It's Spy's big day so everyone sext him.

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[CountryBob]

Allright - live today I hope. Ac/Dc is still one of my fav bands.

[Misteriosa]

word on the street is that today will be a best of...

[Manning, Esq.]

And, a very good ante meridiem to yous, my Buddays!!

Sounds like we're headed for another Best Of - Speculate! Speculate!

[realmenhatelife]

Allright - live today I hope. Ac/Dc is still one of my fav bands.

For my money AC/DC is the best band that gets played on classic rock formats.

[Rhah]

Thanks for thread, was waiting for it to pop in and say G'mornin'

[sailor]

word on the street is that today will be a best of...

Tomorrow as well...

[Furtherman]

word on the street is that today will be a best of...

Tomorrow as well...

What street you guys hanging on? Pass the word back: "Booooo!"

[realmenhatelife]

It doesn't look good that the after show got out on time. Man, Civ today, Civ deserves more than a best of.


If it is a best of please merge my thread with the best of thread, I am embarassed by it.

[CountryBob]

Fuck this shit - I need live today!

Oh, they must be taking off today to celebrate Spy's birthday. makes sense now....

[Misteriosa]

i can see them on the golf links now.. drinking packs of pepsi throwback, picking out the next golf club, and yelling at spy on why he didnt water the course properly.. :tongue:

[Mathers420]

I like that they are letting pepper get away with just taking a show from 3 weeks ago, doing an intro and then calling it a best of.

[Sue_Bender]

Jesus Christ!

Has this show been on longer than 6 months?

Subjectively speaking, I hardly think any of this material qualifies as "Best Of".


Maybe "Best of the D.A. Years"...

[CountryBob]

i can see them on the golf links now.. drinking packs of pepsi throwback, picking out the next golf club, and yelling at spy on why he didnt water the course properly.. :tongue:

Haha - Pepsi throwback! :clap:

[CountryBob]

Well, I make the most of my situation. I didnt get to hear the D Man show - so this works out great.

But, I feel like the kid that got left out of the trip to DisneyLand. I need new Ron and Fez!!!:furious:

[Misteriosa]

lemonade :o

[jimmyolsenblues]

i am missing a live show...i know ronnie gave us tons of new material during grand jury...but i am jonsing for a new show.

[Manning, Esq.]

I'll take those gol-durned lemons and end up cutting my thumb when I slice 'em in half; scraping off three knuckles while zesting the skins; burning my left eye by squeezing a minute piece of pulp right into the iris; and finally breaking my hand by forcing the rinds too far into a whirling disposal.

I'm a bit perturbed because there's been ample time to have thrown out an update about the show, yet I flipped the switch around 10:45 to learn from Sam that we're getting another B.O. For seconds, I'll take a B.O. that's a mere few weeks old, wasn't especially symbolic of the greatness of RF, and feels, frankly, like Tanley inserted the first cart. that was laying around at 10:59:59.

Oh, and, I'll be here until 3:00.

[KC2OSO]

Sweaty cum chat with D-Man. Nice.

[realmenhatelife]

I never say a bad word about Pepper Hicks but leaving in the gaping, drawn out unmasked announcement just reeks of half assedness.

[sailor]

Yay, I enjoyed the motivational speaker.

[disneyspy]

hiya buddays

other than frank watson i wouldnt care about which character show they played

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

glad to know the interns were also under the impression that today's show was going to be live...:sad:

[disneyspy]

Haha - Pepsi throwback! :clap:

pepsi throwback fuckin rules

[sailor]

hiya buddays

other than frank watson i wouldnt care about which character show they played

Fag-enabler.

[disneyspy]

oh blowhard...

[disneyspy]

Fag-enabler.

what do you need?

[spoon]

oh blowhard...

ha, this really sums it up every time he's on at this point


when you get old dspy, don't get so jaded ok?

:lol:

[spoon]

what do you need?

ok that fucking cracked me up!

[disneyspy]

ok i'll do the second annual spy's birthday old ron and ron dvds featuring fez marie til midnight,just PM me your name and address

[Misteriosa]

woo hoo!

[disneyspy]

ha, this really sums it up every time he's on at this point


when you get old dspy, don't get so jaded ok?

:lol:

i'm a whirlpool of positivitity,i shall never get jaded so dont worry

[realmenhatelife]

How many fictional films of the Seinfeld universe can you name?

http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_fictional_films

I got 7

[Misteriosa]

none.

[spoon]

aboooo

[disneyspy]

How many fictional films of the Seinfeld universe can you name?

http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_fictional_films

I got 7

i dont want to click that link cuz i dont think i understand what you mean and i'm with misti,i cant think of any

[Sue_Bender]

This one simply saddens me.

[disneyspy]

aboooo

do you really think that misti is gay and this hats fella is just a beard?

[CountryBob]

I like this song

[realmenhatelife]

i dont want to click that link cuz i dont think i understand what you mean and i'm with misti,i cant think of any

I mean in Seinfeld they often saw or talked about movies that dont exist, they were just made up for the Seinfeld world, like See You Next Wednesday in Sam Raimi movies. The other day I started seeing how many I could think of, and it turns out theres a whole Seinfeld wiki you could just use.

[disneyspy]

I mean in Seinfeld they often saw or talked about movies that dont exist, they were just made up for the Seinfeld world, like See You Next Wednesday in Sam Raimi movies. The other day I started seeing how many I could think of, and it turns out theres a whole Seinfeld wiki you could just use.

oh ok,man theres no way i could remember any of those names,ive seen the episode where theyre standing in line for the movie and dont remeber what genre they decided on

[CountryBob]

Rochelle Rochelle, Sack Lunch, Prognosis Negative, From Munic to Minsk? that's all I got.....

[spoon]

do you really think that misti is gay and this hats fella is just a beard?

the gay comment was for your last post above mine, but misti and one other posted before I hit reply

as for misti's personal life, all I know is she's not into grey sacks

[disneyspy]

dont trip over your own feet while you're back tracking,you might fall and hurt yourself

[spoon]

ok, sure thing...^gay^

[spoon]

i'm a whirlpool of positivitity,i shall never get jaded so dont worry

that was the original gayness post of hiv positivity I'm referring to

[disneyspy]

that was the original gayness post of hiv positivity I'm referring to

look i know you night posters are nothing but angry drunks but we dont use name calling in the afternoon,spoon

[Manning, Esq.]

Hmmm ... Let's see. Well, I've already tried the nuts, shark steak, and fish-n-chips. I think I'll try something new:

http://images9.cpcache.com/product/shark-poker-nuts/324893789v2_225x225_Front.jpg

C'Ya!!

DS - Y'got 9 or 10 hours left to Reign Supreme. Dig 'em the most, why dontcha.

[disneyspy]

Hmmm ... Let's see. Well, I've already tried the nuts, shark steak, and fish-n-chips. I think I'll try something new:

http://images9.cpcache.com/product/shark-poker-nuts/324893789v2_225x225_Front.jpg

C'Ya!!

DS - Y'got 9 or 10 hours left to Reign Supreme. Dig 'em the most, why dontcha.

i'll try,alright buddays,have a good one,i'm showered, shaved and manscaped,this date will be the one,been savin up to bust a good nut,bitch knows its my b-day so i better finally get some

C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

good luck, old man :o

and seez yooze guise tahmarrah :bye:

[Rhah]

They should have ESD guest host when Ronnie takes a break.

[spoon]

i'm a whirlpool of hiv positivitity, i shall never get a high cd4/cd8 cell count so dont worry

LOVE how he actually snuck tity in there with his sheepy ways.

[Rhah]

Morning!

Wonder if we will have a converted best of thread or a new thread today!

[Misteriosa]

yep.. as soon as i figure it out :o

[Rhah]

yep.. as soon as i figure it out :o

You are a Hero. Need a Hero tag!

[CountryBob]

When the hell are they coming back live? Was this planned? I thought they were just out last week - FUCK!

[realmenhatelife]

There was a promo for today's best of, but it set up Frank Watson which they already played last week. The plot thickens.

[CountryBob]

HYpnosis show - some of Fez's best work

[Manning, Esq.]

Ooooooo! Hypnoshizznet!

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[Rhah]

Grr, I had something to say about hypnosis shows, its on the tip of my memory and I can't remember... I remember I thought about the hypnosis shows like a few weeks ago. This is annoying.

[Misteriosa]

i enjoy the hypnosis shows :o

and its good to hear davey mac on the show. :thumbup:

[Gutter]

so back tomorrow or are we going on the fly all week?

[Otaku91]

Hah, this is one of the first R&F shows I remember listening to. Brokeback the musical, Frankie Jar of Pennies, great stuff!

[Misteriosa]

well, word is, that they will be live tomorrow. however, if they stay on vaca, i'll adjust the thread title accordingly. :o

[Gutter]

well, word is, that they will be live tomorrow. however, if they stay on vaca, i'll adjust the thread title accordingly. :o

sounds good.

can I be hypnotized to thinking I just smoked the best stuff ever?

actually, never mind.......I'll just go get some later. and then I'll smoke it....and sound like this for real.

[Misteriosa]

sounds good.

can I be hypnotized to thinking I just smoked the best stuff ever?

actually, never mind.......I'll just go get some later. and then I'll smoke it....and sound like this for real.

oh, and did you see who i quoted the day they made the mistake of modding me? :lol:

[Gutter]

oh, and did you see who i quoted the day they made the mistake of modding me? :lol:

nooooo, you got a link?

[Misteriosa]

nooooo, you got a link?

what have you done...

In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

:smoke:

[disneyspy]

nooooo, you got a link?

talk like that and you'll be kicked out of the LORD OF THE RINGS geek club,hey buddays,didnt get birtday sex

[Misteriosa]

aww.. im sorry spy.

maybe it might take 2 pills in her drink :o

[Gutter]

:smoke:

hahahaha fucking awesome. you rule. I was wondering why the change in avatar.

it seems though, you have passed the test. you will diminish, and go into the west, and remain misteriosa?

[Misteriosa]

hahahaha fucking awesome. you rule. I was wondering why the change in avatar.

it seems though, you have passed the test. you will diminish, and go into the west, and remain misteriosa?

not for a while yet.. :o

[Gutter]

not for a while yet.. :o

good.....no diminishing.

[disneyspy]

aww.. im sorry spy.

maybe it might take 2 pills in her drink :o

that was the problem,she had some drinks and i couldntstand the smell of her breath

[disneyspy]

good.....no diminishing.

if you saw the pic i saw yesterday...

[Gutter]

if you saw the pic i saw yesterday...

no bueno?

[disneyspy]

no bueno?

way,way,way the opposite

[Gutter]

way,way,way the opposite

got a link? wait, did she get a new flogging molly shirt?

[disneyspy]

got a link? wait, did she get a new flogging molly shirt?

imagine that shirt with a really nice V neck and i'm not allowed to link to that place

[Misteriosa]

:o

[Gutter]

imagine that shirt with a really nice V neck and i'm not allowed to link to that place

yea that works. If she wants me to see it I'm sure I will.

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/CBSA/thumb_smileyvault-cute-big-smiley-animated-058.gif


p.s. 4,660

boom.

[Rhah]

that was the problem,she had some drinks and i couldntstand the smell of her breath

Wait, so you could have had sex but turned it down due to disgust? That means you didn't have enough drinks then... you need to roofie yourself and let her fuck you in the mouth.

[Misteriosa]

to each his own, rhah.. :o

[CountryBob]

Wait, so you could have had sex but turned it down due to disgust? That means you didn't have enough drinks then... you need to roofie yourself and let her fuck you in the mouth.

I never have turned down sex - once, I even turned a boy scout facedown - yuk yuk yuk...

[disneyspy]

Wait, so you could have had sex but turned it down due to disgust? That means you didn't have enough drinks then... you need to roofie yourself and let her fuck you in the mouth.

ya my life is hard when i'm with a normal person thats why i normally date crazy chicks from AA or NA

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

don't remember this hypnosis show, so its new to me...:smile:

[foodcourtdruide]

"Do you have an American flag on hand? I can do without." God, I miss Dave.

[Gutter]

ya my life is hard when i'm with a normal person thats why i normally date crazy chicks from AA or NA

NA = nympho anonymous?

you should be able to score there....just find your power animal you deranged Palahniuk character.

[A.J.]

Miss the Rider. :laugh:

[Gutter]

fucking earl.

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm a Member.

http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/3fffcc1493dfaa09f2ccf84a3576c85d/m.jpg

[Gutter]

this hypno show is pretty fucked up compared to the others.

[Misteriosa]

hearing bree sing this to fez has a new twist to me now that all of that charlie sheen goddesses thing went down.. :lol:

[jimmyolsenblues]

how did Bree Olsen get hooked up to do a hypno show?
she was just a guest?
a guest for the day just got hypnotized?

[Manning, Esq.]

Fezzie McCool: "Shit! This is the coolest 7-11 around."

Hahahahahahahaaaa! That Todd is the model.

[CountryBob]

Misti - what do you require as sacrifice for your new modship?
Your loyal servant - CBob

[A.J.]

"Can you call Piano's for me?" :laugh:

[CountryBob]

Sirius - wake the fuck up! Dave should be back immediately!

[sailor]

For all the sheepies - judy garland! Hahaha

[Warren Peace]

how did Bree Olsen get hooked up to do a hypno show?
she was just a guest?
a guest for the day just got hypnotized?

she was in town for a couple of days if I remember correctly. She jerked off Earl earlier that day or the day before.

[Manning, Esq.]

A thousand posts scarce serve to form a Super Poster:
One banning may lay it in the dust.

Big Ass Byron Cardholder #1824

Dave McDonald, you are missed.

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[Misteriosa]

Ramone!!!

[CountryBob]

God Damn - I forgot about this. Fucking funny stuff right there

[Misteriosa]

no right turns! can i get some more boxed wine?!?! :lol:

[CountryBob]

Dave please come back - somehow, someway. I have laughed my ass off the past hour!
:laugh:

[Manning, Esq.]

Dave please come back - somehow, someway. I have laughed my ass off the past hour!
:laugh:

Ditto ... and to Fez Marie, too.

[CountryBob]

Ditto ... and to Fez Marie, too.

Ron just needs to make Fez act hypnotized every day

[Misteriosa]

yeah.. ive been cackling like a mad woman here at my desk.

what a great great show this was. :clap:

[Misteriosa]

Ron just needs to make Fez act hypnotized every day

thing is, when they were talking about meeting big a and thinking he was the coolest, fez said, "oh god what if i go out there and i just make a fool out of myself". that has to be an example of the shit that goes thru fez's head for everything.

[Manning, Esq.]

As the great Edith Bunker once screached, "Those were the days."

As Homestar Runner once quipped, Donk!

C'ya ... And, well, maybe I just might want to be'ya.

[CountryBob]

thing is, when they were talking about meeting big a and thinking he was the coolest, fez said, "oh god what if i go out there and i just make a fool out of myself". that has to be an example of the shit that goes thru fez's head for everything.

Yeah - I see your point. Maybe Ron needs to make Fez do homework and listen to old shows where he was in his prime - and possibly get the fear out a little now. It just sucks that the show used to be so much better and we seem to not be able to get that level of laughs anymore.

Fez is better when he has an Earl or Dave to take the heat off him performing. It must be frustrating to Ron that Sirius wont spend any $$ on talent for his show - knowing how much better it can (used to) be.

[Misteriosa]

donk buddays :bye:

hasta manaña!

[CountryBob]

Hoping for live show tomorrow - but rather enjoyed the replays the past couple of days.

[foodcourtdruide]

Fez is better when he has an Earl or Dave to take the heat off him performing. It must be frustrating to Ron that Sirius wont spend any $$ on talent for his show - knowing how much better it can (used to) be.

Fez was pretty terrible towards the end of Dave being on the show.

[fezident]

Fez was pretty terrible towards the end of Dave being on the show.

Totally.
Some of thee worst states I've ever heard Fez was back when Dave was there. Fez had a long run of really bad shows... and Ron and Dave would fuck with him mercilessly.
Fez would complain about something senseless... and Ron would start doing an Andy Rooney impression to make fun of ol' Fez. Then Pep would play the stopwatch "60 Minutes" sound effect. It was merciless. Then Fez would try to talk and Pep would immediately fire off the stopwatch sound effect ... and Fez would stop talking. One time... Pepper just played one little "tick" clock sound... and Ron said to Fez "that was just one tick". And then there was silence.

I fuckin' ROLLED during that show.
ESD and Ron and Hicks were having such a good time... and Fez really was coming unglued.

That was Fez's worst period in the show's history. It went on like that for a while. Then Dave left... and then Fez just stopped trying altogether.

BTW.... if anybody has that episode (with the first 60 Minutes bit)... please let me know.

[fezident]

Oh.. also... I've been meaning to ask:
Are the buddays just on vacation... or is there something more serious goin' down?

[Sue_Bender]

Oh.. also... I've been meaning to ask:
Are the buddays just on vacation... or is there something more serious goin' down?

Just a vacation. That way, they'll be rested and come back tomorrow to blow us away.

[disneyspy]

RONNIE B STOPPING IN ON JENNIFER HUTT RIGHT NOW

i got this from twitter

[Sue_Bender]

RONNIE B STOPPING IN ON JENNIFER HUTT RIGHT NOW

i got this from twitter

That's terrific, but I'm an XM only bum.

[disneyspy]

That's terrific, but I'm an XM only bum.

me too and your avatar is as disgusting as ever

[Sue_Bender]

me too and your avatar is as disgusting as ever

Thank you?







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