Opie & Anthony listening thread for August 2011

[sailor]

Opie's a dummy sometimes (yes, sometimes, before someone asks); Tom hanks having sex in big worked because he wasn't in someone else's body.

[sailor]

Omg, Plax absolutely should gave gone to jail. He carried a concealed weapon into a crowded club where it accidentally went off. There's no system where that doesn't warrant jail time.

[Misteriosa]

quit talking to yourself!

[Furtherman]

Listening to O&A complain about taxes this morning followed by Opie not knowing the difference between "profound" and "profane" (and claiming he never heard the word profane before) made me realize once again how lucky they are to have such a job.

[sailor]

Listening to O&A complain about taxes this morning followed by Opie not knowing the difference between "profound" and "profane" (and claiming he never heard the word profane before) made me realize once again how lucky they are to have such a job.

I was (unreasonably) getting pissed off that no one just used "profanity" to explain "profane."

[sailor]

Wonder woman was Vos' drug dealer?

[hanso]

Listening to O&A complain about taxes this morning followed by Opie not knowing the difference between "profound" and "profane" (and claiming he never heard the word profane before) made me realize once again how lucky they are to have such a job.

Taxes is a trigger word for me to fast foward.

Did so today with Fri show I thought.

[sailor]

Jim's favorite donut is the half-boys; big shocker.

[Gutter]

Jim's favorite donut is the half-boys; big shocker.

that boisenberry thing had me dying.

[sailor]

Which boss were they saying Sam had to talk to about his raise?

[CountryBob]

Which boss were they saying Sam had to talk to about his raise?

Bladder?

[CountryBob]

I love it when they get guests from movies that Oand A have slammed recently. Watch how they kiss ass.

[Furtherman]

I love it when they get guests from movies that Oand A have slammed recently. Watch how they kiss ass.

It's the cringy-ist of the cringe when they try and act cool with guests like that.

[Rhah]

Ant sounds so much like HoHo in some old bits.

[CountryBob]

It's the cringy-ist of the cringe when they try and act cool with guests like that.

Yeah, I want them to make it extra cringy at the risk of getting in trouble or losing future guests...

[sailor]

Ant sounds so much like HoHo in some old bits.

The monkey??

[Rhah]

Meant Hoohoo.

[sailor]

Meant Hoohoo.

Yeah, I figured :)

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Taxes is a trigger word for me to fast foward.

Did so today with Fri show I thought.

Yeah, I love Ant bitching about how high his taxes are.

-- Don't want to pay high property taxes? Don't buy a $3 million property.

-- Don't want to pay high income taxes? Don't make $5+ million a year.

Pretty simple. Doubt he'd be paying a whole lot in taxes if he was still "knocking tin" and living in a $150k house.

Douchebag.

[Gutter]

The bump is gonna come right on you.

[Zorro]

Yeah, I love Ant bitching about how high his taxes are.

-- Don't want to pay high property taxes? Don't buy a $3 million property.

-- Don't want to pay high income taxes? Don't make $5+ million a year.

Pretty simple. Doubt he'd be paying a whole lot in taxes if he was still "knocking tin" and living in a $150k house.

Douchebag.

There are 150K houses on Long Island?

[sailor]

There are 150K houses on Long Island?

Regardless, even if they did, they still have near the top tax rate in the country. Wherever you fit in, you are paying the highest for that income group.

[sailor]

Did this guy kill his wife the other day?

[Gutter]

wooooowwwwww this audio clip is old. BAB days. This dude sounds like drunk Chip Chipperson.

[KC2OSO]

The bump is gonna come right on you.

Kenny got his leg blown off by an IUD and he can't remember his MOS?

[Gutter]

Kenny got his leg blown off by an IUD and he can't remember his MOS?

pretty much.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Oh, and there's his "N" racism bullshit, as apparently the lone black person at his polling place (to vote "no" on the Islanders arena) was the angriest stereotypical black woman on earth. So within 30 mins we get anti-tax/ anti-government/ anti-black. It's like "Stormfront-to-go"!

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Regardless, even if they did, they still have near the top tax rate in the country. Wherever you fit in, you are paying the highest for that income group.

Not sure about that. For the hell of it after listening to yesterday's replay and hearing him bitch about his property taxes I did a quick google search to see if his property came up. Found it (I won't link here, even though it's easily accessible), and on one of the real estate sites that lists what properties sold for and stuff (like Zillow, but it wasn't. Maybe Redfin?) his property tax last year was listed at just under $40k. His property was bought in '06 for $3mil.

So the dude's paying about 1.3% taxes on his property. I'm paying 2.5% up here in MA. And my house was only $160k.

Fuck him.

[Warren Peace]

can we start a "songs Jimmy should know" thread?

[Misteriosa]

can we start a "songs Jimmy should know" thread?

no because it would include every song not ever sung or covered by black sabbath...

[Rhah]

Yeah, I love Ant bitching about how high his taxes are.

-- Don't want to pay high property taxes? Don't buy a $3 million property.

-- Don't want to pay high income taxes? Don't make $5+ million a year.

Pretty simple. Doubt he'd be paying a whole lot in taxes if he was still "knocking tin" and living in a $150k house.

Douchebag.

Progressive Tax Rates, Ant. You pay the same taxes as everyone else. Problem is everyone else never get into the upper brackets you are in.

[sailor]

no because it would include every song not ever sung or covered by black sabbath...

Another one of your NW artists I've never heard of.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

no because it would include every song not ever sung or covered by black sabbath...

Nah -- he has diverse tastes. He also like Judas Priest and Motorhead.

[CountryBob]

I think that having Guy cooking on the show is a great treat for the boys. But, it dosent qualify as great radio for the listeners. I expect Opie to cringe it up some for our benefit...

[Rhah]

I'm hungry. Two Dunkin' Donut crullers didn't do it for me this morning.

[CountryBob]

I'm hungry. Two Dunkin' Donut crullers didn't do it for me this morning.

Damn, I give anything for that Bloody Mary steak and a few fried eggs! :happy:

[Gutter]

That Tri-tip is awesome.

[KC2OSO]

Damn, I give anything for that Bloody Mary steak and a few fried eggs! :happy:

Pepto, Jager, and 6 Vicodin. The Winehouse.

[CountryBob]

That Tri-tip is awesome.

You say Tri Tip - I say Flank Steak.

Tomato - toe-mato

One of my favorite meats to grill - marinade is a must though....

[Gutter]

You say Tri Tip - I say Flank Steak.

Tomato - toe-mato

One of my favorite meats to grill - marinade is a must though....

is it the same thing cut differently? I've had them both and didn't notice any similarity.

[Gutter]

Sam is so annoying with his food issues.

[CountryBob]

Sam is so annoying with his food issues.

Sam is annoying with everything!

[Gutter]

Sam is annoying with everything!

the food stuff is the worst though. That's such a childish baby way to act. you're in your twenties....get over it and stop ordering from the kids menu.

[Furtherman]

I feel kinda bad for his girlfriend. Have they ever had a nice dinner out on the town?

[CountryBob]

Guy is such a cool Dude!

[Gutter]

I feel kinda bad for his girlfriend. Have they ever had a nice dinner out on the town?

I think they've tried and he's ordered chicken fingers at nice restaurants.

[Warren Peace]

I think they've tried and he's ordered chicken fingers at nice restaurants.

Coddled Child Syndrome - my wife's cousin is the exact same way. He just graduated HS and doesn't know how to operate a microwave or cook an egg. Seriously.

[Gutter]

Coddled Child Syndrome - my wife's cousin is the exact same way. He just graduated HS and doesn't know how to operate a microwave or cook an egg. Seriously.

yea, that's embarrassing. nothing is more pathetic than a fully grown person being completely helpless.

[Furtherman]

I think they've tried and he's ordered chicken fingers at nice restaurants.

I think they've been together for a while but I can't imagine her putting up with that forever.

[Gutter]

I think they've been together for a while but I can't imagine her putting up with that forever.

they are engaged, so i guess she's going to try to. he doesn't even eat pasta! at least if he ate pasta, you could go to a restaurant and not be worried he'd ask if they had a kids menu.

[Furtherman]

they are engaged, so i guess she's going to try to. he doesn't even eat pasta! at least if he ate pasta, you could go to a restaurant and not be worried he'd ask if they had a kids menu.

Oh. I guess she's one of those "I can change him" gals OR she really doesn't mind.

[Gutter]

Oh. I guess she's one of those "I can change him" gals OR she really doesn't mind.

got to be one of the two. I hope its the latter for her sake......he's a man that doesn't like steak.....i don't know where you go from there.

[Furtherman]

got to be one of the two. I hope its the latter for her sake......he's a man that doesn't like steak.....i don't know where you go from there.

Family holidays and BBQs will be a joy.

[sailor]

they are engaged, so i guess she's going to try to. he doesn't even eat pasta! at least if he ate pasta, you could go to a restaurant and not be worried he'd ask if they had a kids menu.

My wife doesn't eat pasta, cheese, any seafood and lots of other common foods. She's almost as bad as Sam. It's an issue at home as it limits meals the family can have. When eating out, why would I care what someone else eats?

[TjM]

got to be one of the two. I hope its the latter for her sake......he's a man that doesn't like steak.....i don't know where you go from there.

You go out the door and keep fucking walking.

[TjM]

My wife doesn't eat pasta, cheese, any seafood and lots of other common foods. She's almost as bad as Sam. It's an issue at home as it limits meals the family can have. When eating out, why would I care what someone else eats?

Does she live off tater tots and chicken fingers like Sam?

[Gutter]

My wife doesn't eat pasta, cheese, any seafood and lots of other common foods. She's almost as bad as Sam. It's an issue at home as it limits meals the family can have. When eating out, why would I care what someone else eats?

its the not even trying anything with him that gets to me. He's not picky because he's tried things and doesn't like them.....he's picky because he refuses to go outside of his comfort zone comfort food. He'll say something is gross and disgusting and he's never tried it.

[sailor]

Today a gal in Australia was locked in a collar bomb for 9 hours before she was freed. Wonder if it'll lead to more heat for the new Danny mcbride flick.

[Gutter]

Now that i'm listening to the replay and they're asking Ryan Reynolds about his early career, I have to point out how much i enjoyed the show Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place. loved that show.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Now that i'm listening to the replay and they're asking Ryan Reynolds about his early career, I have to point out how much i enjoyed the show Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place. loved that show.

Agreed. I didn't watch it for long (only the first couple of seasons), but I thought the show was actually pretty good...

[Buffalo Back Jared]

That Reynolds/Bateman segment was actually pretty damn good. Nothing that would revolutionize radio, but it was entertaining as hell. Good job by the guys to get some great questions in there, and it was cool that Bateman & Reynolds didn't get huffy or anything with the more squirmy ones.

"What did you do after Hogan Family?"
"Coke."

[Gutter]

Agreed. I didn't watch it for long (only the first couple of seasons), but I thought the show was actually pretty good...

i didn't think it even lasted that long.....maybe three seasons or so? I know the name of the show changed at some point to just "two guys and a girl" which sounded more like a 27min porn clip than a show on A&E or USA network, but it was still funny. I remember recognizing Reynolds from that show when Van Wilder came out.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

i didn't think it even lasted that long.....maybe three seasons or so? I know the name of the show changed at some point to just "two guys and a girl" which sounded more like a 27min porn clip than a show on A&E or USA network, but it was still funny. I remember recognizing Reynolds from that show when Van Wilder came out.

IMDB says 81 episodes. I'm dumbfounded... I may have watched 20 or so eps and figured that was half to 2/3 of the show's whole run.

[Gutter]

IMDB says 81 episodes. I'm dumbfounded... I may have watched 20 or so eps and figured that was half to 2/3 of the show's whole run.

holy shit dude! that's what at least 7 seasons? fuck i had no idea and i watched the show whenever i caught it on tv.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

holy shit dude! that's what at least 7 seasons? fuck i had no idea and i watched the show whenever i caught it on tv.

It wandered the airwaves like a laugh-track-accompanied zombie. It just wouldn't die....

[cougarjake13]

Now that i'm listening to the replay and they're asking Ryan Reynolds about his early career, I have to point out how much i enjoyed the show Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place. loved that show.

i did too


and that chick was deelish

[deliciousV]

holy shit dude! that's what at least 7 seasons? fuck i had no idea and i watched the show whenever i caught it on tv.

Don't network shows run about 23 to 26 episodes a season? That sounds more like 4 seasons

[CruelCircus]

i did too

and that chick was deelish

That chick is Traylor Howard, from Monk.

http://images.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/traylorhoward/traylorhoward_1.jpg

[Rhah]

That chick is Traylor Howard, from Monk.


I loved her in Boston Common. So pixie-ish.

[Gutter]

Don't network shows run about 23 to 26 episodes a season? That sounds more like 4 seasons

No idea.....i was assuming they had 12 to 13 episode seasons.

[Gutter]

That chick is Traylor Howard, from Monk.

http://images.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/traylorhoward/traylorhoward_1.jpg

yes yes, also in Me Myself and Irene as Hank's first wife that leaves him and the love interest in the always hilarious Dirty Work.

[deliciousV]

No idea.....i was assuming they had 12 to 13 episode seasons.

According to Wiki it was 4 seasons, around 22 episodes each season after the first which only had 13.

[Gutter]

According to Wiki it was 4 seasons, around 22 episodes each season after the first which only had 13.

well there ya go. still, its a surprising number of episodes for a little show that no one really watched.

[Furtherman]

well there ya go. still, its a surprising number of episodes for a little show that no one really watched.

22 episodes was, and still is, the standard amount of a season for broadcast networks. Cable networks' shows are usually around 13 to 15, as they don't have the money broadcast does for production.

[deliciousV]

well there ya go. still, its a surprising number of episodes for a little show that no one really watched.

seems like a lot of people were watching it, it had strong ratings mid-week but then they moved it to Fri nites and the ratings fell off. I always wonder why networks do that? I remember watching and enjoying this show, pissed me off when they killed it by sticking it on Fri

[Gutter]

seems like a lot of people were watching it, it had strong ratings mid-week but then they moved it to Fri nites and the ratings fell off. I always wonder why networks do that? I remember watching and enjoying this show, pissed me off when they killed it by sticking it on Fri

yea, that's usually the death blow.

[Gutter]

hahahaha the Rich Vos calls Radio Shack cut his hilarious.

[sailor]

I liked jimmy's estuary joke.

[Sloppy2nds]

Opie tweeted that they were suspended. Wonder if there's any truth to that?

[Sloppy2nds]

No live O&A, No live Howard...guess I'll get ready for work.

[Sue_Bender]

Opie tweeted that they were suspended. Wonder if there's any truth to that?

The workhorses must have been put out to pasture.

[realmenhatelife]

Opie tweeted that they were suspended. Wonder if there's any truth to that?

You know what a trickster that Opie is.

[CountryBob]

Opie tweeted that they were suspended. Wonder if there's any truth to that?

Opie didnt tweet this

[Sue_Bender]

Opie didnt tweet this

He did last night, in response to a "Why are you up so late?" tweet.

Something to the effect of "We were suspended....Whatever!"

He must have deleted it.

[Misteriosa]

ok i havent been listening. what could they have done to get them suspended? :huh:

[Furtherman]

ok i havent been listening. what could they have done to get them suspended? :huh:

Either Opie was joking... or they had been making fun of management all week.

[Manning, Esq.]

ok i havent been listening. what could they have done to get them suspended? :huh:

I read somewhere that they threatened Mayor Menino's life unless he took a high-ranking former cabinet member to St. Pat's and sexed her.

[Misteriosa]

I read somewhere that they threatened Mayor Menino's life unless he took a high-ranking former cabinet member to St. Pat's and sexed her.

:laugh:

[KC2OSO]

Maybe the Al Sharpton comments from yesterday? Doubt they were suspended tho. Opie is a fucko.

[Chimee]

Maybe Sam got fired for being so insistent about getting a raise and they're protesting over the loss of the Shit Hour.

[realmenhatelife]

I think it's impossible to look at someones twitter and not feel like they're a total queef.

[Furtherman]

RT: I think it's impossible to look at someones twitter and not feel like they're a total queef. #LOL #QUEEF

[Manning, Esq.]

I think it's impossible to look at someones twitter and not feel like they're a total queef.

Um ... you owe me one for prompting me to see whether @Queef was out there.

[hanso]

Every time I take a day off they do also..ugh.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

perhaps someone took offense to a certain like about Anne Frank losing at a game of hide-and-seek. LOTD. :surrender:

[hanso]

You smack the dog enough times. Sometimes it bites back.

[brettmojo]

perhaps someone took offense to a certain like about Anne Frank losing at a game of hide-and-seek. LOTD. :surrender:
It was more like Marco Polo.

[CountryBob]

Didnt know 4 non blondes liked Zepplin

[realmenhatelife]

The work horses galloped at 9:30

[Rhah]

Sam lands Lea Thompson! Hero!

[Buffalo Back Jared]

10 mins. into the Monday replay and we have Apes = black people. I'm waiting to turn on the show one day and have it segue straight from Ecstasy of Gold into Anthony just screaming "Ni&&ers"...

For someone so insulated from other races, he really does hate them a lot...

[Misteriosa]

10 mins. into the Monday replay and we have Apes = black people. I'm waiting to turn on the show one day and have it segue straight from Ecstasy of Gold into Anthony just screaming "Ni&&ers"...
For someone so insulated from other races, he really does hate them a lot...

that will def be Ant's "your mom's box" and it will be a glorious day.

ant's racism is one reason why i just cant listen to the show anymore and have stopped my xm sub.

[realmenhatelife]

10 mins. into the Monday replay and we have Apes = black people. I'm waiting to turn on the show one day and have it segue straight from Ecstasy of Gold into Anthony just screaming "Ni&&ers"...

For someone so insulated from other races, he really does hate them a lot...

He implies that the people who shot up the bus in philly will probably just get a slap on the wrists/halfway house time (which, as I've pointed out, is really irresponsible considering he's a media source who will never look at this story again) but also yells about his taxes and government spending, not taking into consideration that people dont go to prison because of how expensive it is to house a prisoner.

[CountryBob]

10 mins. into the Monday replay and we have Apes = black people. I'm waiting to turn on the show one day and have it segue straight from Ecstasy of Gold into Anthony just screaming "Ni&&ers"...

For someone so insulated from other races, he really does hate them a lot...

that will def be Ant's "your mom's box" and it will be a glorious day.

ant's racism is one reason why i just cant listen to the show anymore and have stopped my xm sub.

He implies that the people who shot up the bus in philly will probably just get a slap on the wrists/halfway house time (which, as I've pointed out, is really irresponsible considering he's a media source who will never look at this story again) but also yells about his taxes and government spending, not taking into consideration that people dont go to prison because of how expensive it is to house a prisoner.

Agree, Agree and agree.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

He implies that the people who shot up the bus in philly will probably just get a slap on the wrists/halfway house time (which, as I've pointed out, is really irresponsible considering he's a media source who will never look at this story again) but also yells about his taxes and government spending, not taking into consideration that people dont go to prison because of how expensive it is to house a prisoner.

Just caught up to that part. What universe does he live in that he thinks black guys who shot up a bus on video camera will only get a slap on the wrist. Black dudes get 7-10 for selling pot in this country. Shooting up a city bus on video? They won't breathe freed air again.

But I bet Ant won't wonder about how they got the guns...

[realmenhatelife]

Just caught up to that part. What universe does he live in that he thinks black guys who shot up a bus on video camera will only get a slap on the wrist. Black dudes get 7-10 for selling pot in this country. Shooting up a city bus on video? They won't breathe freed air again.

But I bet Ant won't wonder about how they got the guns...

He does imply that the guns were probably attained illegally and thus gun control is useless, although I haven't read anything about the guys being arraigned on gun charges too so who knows.

About 20 minutes away a white kid stole an audi and stuck up a few pizza huts/a frozen yogurt stand, but y'know white kid, so he's just being a little scamp.

[Chimee]

I cannot listen when they start talking about the disgusting creatures in people's bodies. That's just too fucking disgusting for me.

[CountryBob]

I hated Exit Through The Gift Shop - bored me and it kinda pissed me off how much vandalism by painting on other's property they did.

Over rated piece of shit - I say.

[sailor]

I hated Exit Through The Gift Shop - bored me and it kinda pissed me off how much vandalism by painting on other's property they did.

Over rated piece of shit - I say.

Thought it was great.

[Gutter]

i'm dying right now. i love when they rip on these dopes with these ridiculous addictions.

[CountryBob]

I find it hilarious how OandA try to sneak off from talking to the bosses, lawyers etc every day.

[Manning, Esq.]

I only caught some scant moments since the "suspension"--what happened that gave us a surpise Worst Of this week?

[disneyspy]

if they're going to have a 'worst of' of O&A live it better just be an hour of benny stoppin in

[CountryBob]

haha - Erock is such an idiot to claim that there is no allergy to alcohol for some people.

[CountryBob]

Well, I gues I am the idiot! Dr. Steve proclaims "There is no allergy to alcohol"

[sailor]

Sam was so annoying during that alcohol bit. "he didn't look to you guys for approval"

Erock "yes, he did"

Sam "no, I watched him the entire time"

Except he missed him pouring the alcohol in. Jerk-face.

[Gutter]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA English Chip!!! hahahaha

[Warren Peace]

London Chip!!

[Gutter]

London Chip!!

fish and chips or sumfin tsss tsss

[Gutter]

I was watching this Russian Prison show on Nat Geo and they use Caucasian Mountain Dogs as guard dogs to keep the prisoners in line when shit gets out of hand. they are friggin scary.

[Furtherman]

I love the callers f'n with Mike Fransesca. The '69 Chips? Bwhahahahaha!!!

[Furtherman]

Lez Zepplin sucks.

[hanso]

Jimmy went off on the sport of golf for being quiet. This coming from a comic. When they do stand up it has to be such. I so wanted someone to phone in. And call him out for being a hypocrite.

[sailor]

I love the callers f'n with Mike Fransesca. The '69 Chips? Bwhahahahaha!!!

i was hoping to hear a lleeder call.

[CountryBob]

Jimmy went off on the sport of golf for being quiet. This coming from a comic. When they do stand up it has to be such. I so wanted someone to phone in. And call him out for being a hypocrite.

Well, people go to see a comic and expect to hear him/her. If others were talking, how could everybody hear?

[realmenhatelife]

King of Prussia Pa is exactly where I'm sitting right now, it sounds like Joe wants to move to West Chester Pa which is a college town in which you can still basically buy farms.

[Warren Peace]

King of Prussia Pa is exactly where I'm sitting right now, it sounds like Joe wants to move to West Chester Pa which is a college town in which you can still basically buy farms.

I believe Joe grew up in Collegeville.

[Warren Peace]

careful Anthony...you're treading a slippery slope.

[realmenhatelife]

I believe Joe grew up in Collegeville.

He said Northeast so I would think Bucks County.

[TjM]

how could everybody hear?


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[Manning, Esq.]

Jeez. I sure am thirsty. Let's see here. Okay, they've got Coke, Iced Tea, 7UP, Sprite, Dr. Pepper.

Dammit!

[sailor]

I love how confused derosa gets over this stuff.

Really happy for fez that his dick tattoo joke is being used as a promo.

[Gutter]

I love how confused derosa gets over this stuff.

Really happy for fez that his dick tattoo joke is being used as a promo.

hahaha i know.....every time he comes in they trick him with the on air off air thing. its fucking priceless. so was listening to him get cock blocked hahahaha

[CountryBob]

Hahahaha - hearing Kenny singing the Ronnie Spector part in Take Me Home Tonight - has cracked me the fuck up! :lol:

[Gutter]

Hahahaha - hearing Kenny singing the Ronnie Spector part in Take Me Home Tonight - has cracked me the fuck up! :lol:

sounded like a dog dying! hahahaha

[hanso]

Opies turn at a hypocrite. Says radio plays same old stuff. Then he stands up for them doing the same breaks most of the week.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Opies turn at a hypocrite. Says radio plays same old stuff. Then he stands up for them doing the same breaks most of the week.


So you're the guy who called Troy!

[CurseoftheBambi]

How I wish someone had called up after ant says he hasn't dated out of his race saying ...hey ant...what you mean, you can date a black person...after all slicians are half black...

[Gutter]

oh boy.

[sailor]

Apparently bowler hats were introduced to Bolivia and Peru by British railway workers in the 1920s. No deeper significance to that.

[hanso]

I love how confused derosa gets over this stuff.

Really happy for fez that his dick tattoo joke is being used as a promo.

Have not heard that bumper yet.

hahaha i know.....every time he comes in they trick him with the on air off air thing. its fucking priceless. so was listening to him get cock blocked hahahaha

Sounded like a wounded seal.

[sailor]

ok, i'm not going crazy. talking about davis love and how he thought a rainbow when he won a tourney was his dad watching over him (after his dad's death), jimmy or someone was saying it was silly and his dad didn't turn into a leprechaun. then ant said something to the effect of "what if his dad left some change for him in the streets" to which sam responded "why would you say that?!?" opie said "great, now that's going to set him off." jimmy had no clue and they then explained the whole story to him.

that was what i was referencing in the r&f listening thread for today.

[IamFogHat]

Opie's tweets are douche-chillingly unfunny.

[sailor]

Troy sounds like a humorless prick.

[realmenhatelife]

Opie's tweets are douche-chillingly unfunny.

Really bad, and the like retweeting what someone famous says with his shitty tag on it is just horrible. And if anyone did it to him he'd throw a fucking moody.



Pen Jillette was good today, wish he had a little more time.

[sailor]

Really bad, and the like retweeting what someone famous says with his shitty tag on it is just horrible. And if anyone did it to him he'd throw a fucking moody.



Pen Jillette was good today, wish he had a little more time.

Yeah, like Taylor swift doesn't have him blocked anyways.

[Gutter]

This dude with the speech impediment can call in to the show every day. Listening to him talk and Jimmy crack up is hilarious. much better than listening to them bash another shitty movie. haha

[Zorro]

Opie's tweets are douche-chillingly unfunny.

OMG...QFT...LOL...

[sailor]

This dude with the speech impediment can call in to the show every day. Listening to him talk and Jimmy crack up is hilarious. much better than listening to them bash another shitty movie. haha

Who, old cathedral ceiling mouth? Great line by ant.

[Gutter]

Who, old cathedral ceiling mouth? Great line by ant.

hahaha yea, thats the one. that was a fuckin great line. hahaha

[Furtherman]

I'm cracking up at Bob's falling when fishing story. Been there. Sucks. Waders fill up with water. Threat of drowning. But it happens to someone else? Hilarious.

[hanso]

This dude with the speech impediment can call in to the show every day. Listening to him talk and Jimmy crack up is hilarious. much better than listening to them bash another shitty movie. haha

Love this kinda stuff. Used to play Twitichels & Big A news at work out loud every day way back when, had tears, best way to get the news.

[Lady Resin]

From Opies twitter:


@OpieRadio
opie radio #3words - Your Mom's Box

Hmmm, i don't listen to the show. Maybe he's leaving twitter?:unsure:

[Furtherman]

From Opies twitter:


@OpieRadio
opie radio #3words - Your Mom's Box

Hmmm, i don't listen to the show. Maybe he's leaving twitter?:unsure:

3words was already trending. He's just being a silly goose.

[Sue_Bender]

Does Opie only refer to black callers as "Brother"?



Yup.




And EVERY time.

[Misteriosa]

listening to the show today for the first time in a while.

lets see how it goes...

[Gutter]

ahhhhhh what the hell did Jimmy just say to Bobby that made the room blow up?

[CountryBob]

Missed it - they still llive?

[disneyspy]

Missed it - they still llive?

YA JOEL MCHALE JUST STOPPED IN

[Rhah]

Opie's tweets are douche-chillingly unfunny.

Yeah, and they give Costanza shit for his tweets when he doesn't have writers feeding him lines. When Opie isn't surrounded by two funny guys, he has issues with the humor. A lot easier when you are just adding to an already ongoing funny conversation.

[IamFogHat]

Yeah, and they give Costanza shit for his tweets when he doesn't have writers feeding him lines. When Opie isn't surrounded by two funny guys, he has issues with the humor. A lot easier when you are just adding to an already ongoing funny conversation.

I had been continuing to follow him for tweets about the show like videos and shit but I couldn't take it anymore, I unfollowed him and glad I did.

[Chimee]

The only time I ever read Opie's Twitter is if they have someone on the show and he tweets a picture of them. I don't even read tweets outside of show hours.

[Rhah]

The only time I ever read Opie's Twitter is if they have someone on the show and he tweets a picture of them. I don't even read tweets outside of show hours.

Exactly, you can search people on twitter without even signing up or signing in and check their tweets. Perfect way to lurk and not give them credit for having someone read their page.

[CountryBob]

Opie re-tweeted me the other day - I felt honored!
:flush:

[sailor]

I never realized Elvis changed the lyrics to Lonesome Tonight and that's what cracked him up.

[Chimee]

I never realized Elvis changed the lyrics to Lonesome Tonight and that's what cracked him up.

They have played that so many times, but it never gets old for me.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Right up there with mike shmidt and Suzanne waldman.

[CountryBob]

Haha - the old broad uses Nair instead of shaving her pussy.

"Who we got here - Maude?"

:lol:

[sailor]

Wait, THIS is Keith Robinson? I really thought it was some white country singer.

[CountryBob]

I cant stand the long island accent that this broad has. I couldnt fuck her more than once

[sailor]

Troy is such a hateable douche.

[IamFogHat]

Troy is such a hateable douche.

I consider him the Zito of O&A.

[realmenhatelife]

I love how anytime Ant says he will spend less money the more he is taxed someone tells him he's full of shit, and rightfully so.

[Furtherman]

I love that Jerry Springer can talk politics - very smart and making sense - and then just switch to pitching his "hot chicks" game show on GSN. Hilarious.

[KnoxHarrington]

I love that Jerry Springer can talk politics - very smart and making sense - and then just switch to pitching his "hot chicks" game show on GSN. Hilarious.

Who knows how far his political career could have gone if he had only realized you should only pay whores in cash.

[Gutter]

Is Roland shitfaced?

[Misteriosa]

Is Roland shitfaced?

its hard to tell. he always sounds like a marble mouthed retard. :dry:

[Misteriosa]

looks like he *is* a bit sauced

[CountryBob]

I'm getting nothing out of this - I guess its a Jersey thing :dry:

[sailor]

Is Roland shitfaced?

Quite.

[sailor]

I'm getting nothing out of this - I guess its a Jersey thing :dry:

It's hilarious. Nino's jokes are sooooo bad. I think he influenced chip.

[disneyspy]

It's hilarious. Nino's jokes are sooooo bad. I think he influenced chip.

i swear he's just retelling the same "jokes" he said last time he was in studio

[sailor]

i swear he's just retelling the same "jokes" he said last time he was in studio

Like one or two were the same, but he's got a million bad jokes.

[Gutter]

its hard to tell. he always sounds like a marble mouthed retard. :dry:

true true.

[Gutter]

I'm getting nothing out of this - I guess its a Jersey thing :dry:

nope......not at all. 90% of that cast is from NY.

[Gutter]

Quite.

hahahaha yea he is. His rant about the Kenya chick they had in talking to vinny was hilarious.


also, I'm a big fan of Deena.

[sailor]

nope......not at all. 90% of that cast is from NY.

But jersey is Mecca to that sort.

[Gutter]

But jersey is Mecca to that sort.

just the shore area really, and only Seaside and Pt. Pleasant.

[realmenhatelife]

Rollo doesn't like Colin Kane, interesting.

[sailor]

just the shore area really, and only Seaside and Pt. Pleasant.

Mecca's just one city.

[Gutter]

Mecca's just one city.

sneaky bastid.

[sailor]

Rollo doesn't like Colin Kane, interesting.

That made me happy. Kane doesn't seem a bad guy, but he's probably the least funny comic they've had on.

[Chimee]

I love how Roland becomes easier to understand as he drinks more.

[Warren Peace]

That made me happy. Kane doesn't seem a bad guy, but he's probably the least funny comic they've had on.

truth bomb

[CountryBob]

Have the boys turned into Howard? We have been off a lot on Friday's lately...... :annoyed:

[Gutter]

Have the boys turned into Howard? We have been off a lot on Friday's lately...... :annoyed:

I'm guessing its just because its the last week and a half of summer.

[Chimee]

I've heard it mentioned on either O&A or Ron and Fez that a lot of shows around the building are taking off a lot of summer days.

[IamFogHat]

I'm guessing its just because its the last week and a half of summer.


I'm guessing it's because they're lazy fucks.

[sailor]

I'm guessing it's because they're lazy fucks.

They're not in a union.

[Misteriosa]

They're not in a union.

:lol:

[CountryBob]

Wow - they are fucking begging for chicks to enter this contest for a date with Bobo. You would think that out of the millions of people that listen to the show daily - this wouldnt be a problem. :unsure:

[Misteriosa]

let me tell you, a grand is NOT enough for the shit o&a will put a girl thru. anyone short of a 10 will get ripped to shreds by them, even if it is a contest to date bobo, who is a 3 at best.

[realmenhatelife]

I am put in mind of the last Cherry Darts debacle.

[CountryBob]

True - but I would think that there would be tons of college chicks that could use a grand by just slumming with cheese grater dick for a day....

[Misteriosa]

True - but I would think that there would be tons of college chicks that could use a grand by just slumming with cheese grater dick for a day....

hell, i have no doubt that there are plenty. however, if these girls have even heard the slightest bit of the show in the past (or even worse, in its present encarnation), they know what pieces of shit o&a can be to women.

like i said, nothing short of a 10... :dry:

[CountryBob]

How much would it take for you to do it?

[Dirtbag]

let me tell you, a grand is NOT enough for the shit o&a will put a girl thru. anyone short of a 10 will get ripped to shreds by them, even if it is a contest to date bobo, who is a 3 at best.

Their definition of a 10 is also very strange. Last week Norton called Anna Faris a 5. While I know she's not the 11 that a lot of her movies try to make her seem like, a 5 is absolutely retarded.

[Furtherman]

Their definition of a 10 is also very strange. Last week Norton called Anna Faris a 5. While I know she's not the 11 that a lot of her movies try to make her seem like, a 5 is absolutely retarded.

That IS insane. Farris is hot. I'd give her a 10.

[sailor]

She's cute, but goofy.

[Zipgun]

Their definition of a 10 is also very strange. Last week Norton called Anna Faris a 5. While I know she's not the 11 that a lot of her movies try to make her seem like, a 5 is absolutely retarded.

And treat Amy Shumer like an 11.

Maybe an 8, cuz she's funny.

[Sue_Bender]

And treat Amy Shumer like an 11.

Maybe an 8, cuz she's funny.

She's funny and cute.

Nowhere near an 8.

Not ugly, of course. Just girl next door-plucky.

[Warren Peace]

Fez's dad squirted him in the ass once....Fez has never forgotten it.

[Furtherman]

Fez's dad squirted him in the ass once....Fez has never forgotten it.

Psssst... wrong thread. Put your reading glasses on.

[sailor]

Yay, douchey Troy is pissed again. Should be fun.

[Gutter]

This is one of the best clips ever. Patrice looses his mind and Jay Oakerson is just hilarious in general.

[Furtherman]

This is one of the best clips ever. Patrice looses his mind and Jay Oakerson is just hilarious in general.

I'm crying right now at Patrice losing it.

[Gutter]

I'm crying right now at Patrice losing it.

you've heard it before right? if you haven't that's awesome, but it doesn't loose steam and I've heard this about 8 times already. hahaha

[Furtherman]

you've heard it before right? if you haven't that's awesome, but it doesn't loose steam and I've heard this about 8 times already. hahaha

I heard it when it happened. It still kills me. *wipes tears*

[sailor]

I'm crying right now at Patrice losing it.

It's even funnier if you've heard jay mohr's podcast talking about stages if black audiences losing their shit.

[Furtherman]

Oh joy. UFC is better than boxing talk.

[Gutter]

Oh joy. UFC is better than boxing talk.

it was a short conversation.....everyone knows that it is.

[sailor]

it was a short conversation.....everyone knows that it is.

Silly child.

[Gutter]

Silly child.

serious adult.

[Sue_Bender]

it was a short conversation.....everyone knows that it is.

Agreed.

However, they have THE EXACT SAME conversation with Dana EVERY TIME he comes in.

[Gutter]

Agreed.

However, they have THE EXACT SAME conversation with Dana EVERY TIME he comes in.

yea, they don't know too much about the sport......they're learnin. They like watching it and they know a few fighters, so its cool they have them in even if its pretty much the same convo between them and the fighters/dana. It was fun to hear Dana fucking shred Bob Abrum though. That guy is a twat who refuses to see things for what they are.

[Furtherman]

It was not fun. It was more ass kissing.

Boxing forever. Forever Boxing.

BFFB!!!

[sailor]

It was not fun. It was more ass kissing.

Boxing forever. Forever Boxing.

BFFB!!!

Why so serious, adult?

[realmenhatelife]

Opie's tweets are douche-chillingly unfunny.

OpieRadio opie radio
FELT IT - All is well! It wasn't an #Earthquake Turns out they got the Precious broads order wrong at KFC!

[Gutter]

OpieRadio opie radio
FELT IT - All is well! It wasn't an #Earthquake Turns out they got the Precious broads order wrong at KFC!

oooff

the only thing that would save that is if he had snapped a pic of three giant women in spandex ordering at the KFC.

even then, its questionable.

[Warren Peace]

Early on in the replay...the return of Don West!! A tear came to my eye as I reminisced about the "WNEW Days"

[Chimee]

What traumatic abuse has Sam's girlfriend endured in her life that she looks at this manchild and decides she wants to spend the rest of her life with him?

[Gutter]

Ant's wrestler jokes are fucking bruuuuutal hahahahahahhaha

[Furtherman]

I can tell that Mick Foley isn't as funny as he thinks he is.

[Chimee]

I love Mick's wrestling stories.

[Chigworthy]

Agreed.

However, they have THE EXACT SAME conversation with Dana EVERY TIME he comes in.

There's not much variance in the sound of fellatio.

[Tenbatsuzen]

That IS insane. Farris is hot. I'd give her a 10.

Anna Farris in Scary Movie is a 5 or 6.

Anna Farris in The House Bunny is a flatout 9 or 10.

Just goes to show what hair dye, makeup, and a lip and boob job can do.

[Misteriosa]

Anna Farris in Scary Movie is a 5 or 6.

Anna Farris in The House Bunny is a flatout 9 or 10.

Just goes to show what hair dye, makeup, and a lip and boob job can do.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. we have the technology. Better than she was before. Better, Fuller, Blonder.

[Gutter]

Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. we have the technology. Better than she was before. Better, Fuller, Blonder.

Tittier.

[Gutter]

Andy needs to shut the fuck up.


nvrmind.....its not andy.....some twat named Bill from the Red Eye show....he's awful. shut the fuck up.

[Furtherman]

Andy needs to shut the fuck up.


nvrmind.....its not andy.....some twat named Bill from the Red Eye show....he's awful. shut the fuck up.

That's the only requirement to work on Red Eye... you have to be awful.

[Furtherman]

Anna Farris in Scary Movie is a 5 or 6.

Anna Farris in The House Bunny is a flatout 9 or 10.

Just goes to show what hair dye, makeup, and a lip and boob job can do.

I was unaware. Yet.... I still don't care! It's her goofiness that does it for me.

[Gutter]

That's the only requirement to work on Red Eye... you have to be awful.

Bill Schultz......this guy hasn't stopped talking for more than three seconds and he's contributed NOTHING.

[Misteriosa]

i have to checkout of this. i *tried* to give them a chance today. between that red eye guy and this penthouse girl, i just cant...

[Gutter]

i have to checkout of this. i *tried* to give them a chance today. between that red eye guy and this penthouse girl, i just cant...

its pretty awful.....and I really enjoy this show. Bill Schultz is ruining it for me. He's the fucking worst and he won't shut it.

[Furtherman]

This is one of the unfortunate side effects of O&A. They get free press from unfunny people like Red Eye and Leno, so they have to kiss their asses.

[Gutter]

Anything else you want to condemn Bill? you've only used that line about 300 times since 9am. sneak one more in before the show ends you grundle monkey.

[Gutter]

HAHAHAHAHA GOD DAMN!!! Bobby walks into the studio and him and Vos just start destroying each other hahahaha

Bobby has called Vos:
Teacup Teeth
Coffee Cup mouth
zoo animal
burnt house having goon

Vos called Bobby:
Buddah
said he heard him walking in when he was on the sidewalk
said Bobby's going to NC to block the storm

These two are hilarious.

[Chimee]

Bill Schultz......this guy hasn't stopped talking for more than three seconds and he's contributed NOTHING.

At least when Patrice plows through the conversation, he's being Patrice and it's hilarious.

[Gutter]

At least when Patrice plows through the conversation, he's being Patrice and it's hilarious.

Did you hear this guy earlier? if you didn't wait for that part in the replay.....he sounds like he was in a full on fuck off panic.

[CountryBob]

Reminded me of this -

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