Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/4/11- You Get Used to It

[realmenhatelife]

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I almost chose another palindrome band for today, actually. The girl dancing in the turquoise tank top up front reminds me of so many girls from my youth. The girl that sings in this band was sporting hairy pits in the most recent video I've seen, I'm into that. Other things I like, the smell of hairspray.

I was thinking about how the best thing you can do in art is to get there first. It's so much harder to be remembered as impactful the later you come along. It's almost like history isn't made, it's colonized.

[Rhah]

Morning Buddays.

[disneyspy]

hi hos

[Rhah]

hi hos

Are we Hos or do you mean hoss? :)

[disneyspy]

Are we Hos or do you mean hoss? :)

you're all my hos,cept jenny and misti

[Gutter]

morning buddays.

[Manning, Esq.]

Bahhhh-deeees!

I think Antarcticans are scum, too.

[CountryBob]

Just realized that someone has hacked my AOL account and it is almost impossible to contact customer support - they dont want you to call unless you pay for their service. Fucking unbelievable - I kept yelling Agent at the computer phone help and finally, after about 50 times, it connected me to a live helper.

How could someone get my password?

[Manning, Esq.]

I was thinking about how the best thing you can do in art is to get there first. It's so much harder to be remembered as impactful the later you come along. It's almost like history isn't made, it's colonized.

Revolution or plagiarism--mutually exclusive.

[disneyspy]

Just realized that someone has hacked my AOL account and it is almost impossible to contact customer support - they dont want you to call unless you pay for their service. Fucking unbelievable - I kept yelling Agent at the computer phone help and finally, after about 50 times, it connected me to a live helper.

How could someone get my password?

stepsisterfucker was easy to figure out

[realmenhatelife]

Just realized that someone has hacked my AOL account and it is almost impossible to contact customer support - they dont want you to call unless you pay for their service. Fucking unbelievable - I kept yelling Agent at the computer phone help and finally, after about 50 times, it connected me to a live helper.

How could someone get my password?


I'm gonna guess "mollyhatchet"

[Gutter]

stepsisterfucker was easy to figure out

holy shit diz.....that was actually funny.

[disneyspy]

holy shit diz.....that was actually funny.

oh please dont try and act like your posts are all gold

[realmenhatelife]

Actually I dont know that selling raw milk and cheese is legal, I think it's one of those things that is kindof ignored in general. I know you can buy stuff at our local farmers market but I think it's technically illegal. Also, I dont think pateurization or homoginization has anything to do with chemicals.


Home birth is also illegal in PA, but noone really gives a shit. I know a chick who calls the cops all the time on her loud neighbors and she has a sign hanging in her yard for her midwife services.

[CountryBob]

stepsisterfucker was easy to figure out

Haha - ughhh :flush:

[Manning, Esq.]

Just realized that someone has hacked my AOL account ...

Not to be obviously naive, but what goes awry when an email account becomes compromised?

[realmenhatelife]

One thing I've learned from the Ron and Fez show is 100% of Brazilians love Bjork.

[disneyspy]

Not to be obviously naive, but what goes awry when an email account becomes compromised?

dick pix get sent out

[sailor]

Pretty sure Ron's wrong and unpasteurized milk and cheese isn't legal.

[CountryBob]

Not to be obviously naive, but what goes awry when an email account becomes compromised?

I started getting undeliverable mail notices last night from old email addresses from my contacts list. When I looked - someone or a computer was sending emails from my address about drugs to buy - typical spam...

I dont know if they got my password via a virus or ??

Makes me wonder extra now because of the passwords stored in my I phone so the emails will flow. Maybe a virus is on my phone?

[KC2OSO]

Not to be obviously naive, but what goes awry when an email account becomes compromised?
The hacked eml address begins to send dick pill ads to all its contacts. It can get pretty embarrasing.

[Manning, Esq.]

Jillette, but no Teller?!?

Horseapples!

[realmenhatelife]

Pretty sure Ron's wrong and unpasteurized milk and cheese isn't legal.

I was researching because I thought the same thing. 29 states allow the sale of raw milk in some form, but it looks like it's generally in a restricted way. California is fairly liberal it looks like, allowing sales in retail settings, but they have a threshhold for bacteria levels.

Certainly there's some illigitimacey to it, you cant just grab a swat team and raid a grocery store on a hunch.

I wonder why Fez brought it up, he doesn't give a shit.

[realmenhatelife]

I started getting undeliverable mail notices last night from old email addresses from my contacts list. When I looked - someone or a computer was sending emails from my address about drugs to buy - typical spam...

I dont know if they got my password via a virus or ??

Makes me wonder extra now because of the passwords stored in my I phone so the emails will flow. Maybe a virus is on my phone?

This is pretty common, they have steps to correct in their FAQs. Change your password and delete your address book.

[sailor]

Wonder if that song was used in a commercial recently. You don't usually get a song stuck in your head unless youve recently heard it.

[sailor]

Omg. You go mmm to infants all the time when they eat. Nothing mystical there.

[Gutter]

oh please dont try and act like your posts are all gold

I piss excellence. golden excellence.

[Manning, Esq.]

Dane Cook ripped off Louie?? - Aaargh!!

He's an Asshole -eyo-eyo-ee-yo.

[realmenhatelife]

The caller is pretty right in the respect that Dane Cook fans tend to just like Dane Cook and not stand up in general.

[realmenhatelife]

Only an asshole yankees fan calls in to say people hate the yankees because they're so good.

The same way you can occasionally hear new yorkers claim to have invented crossing the street.

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :bye:

FINALLY able to stop moving this morning. whats this about VA Tech?

[Manning, Esq.]

For their sakes, sure hope this wasn't a prank by some bored students. Also, dunno if Fez is right about a summer camp; they do hold summer session for students.

[Furtherman]

Good morning buddays!


Just realized that someone has hacked my AOL account and it is almost impossible to contact customer support - they dont want you to call unless you pay for their service. Fucking unbelievable - I kept yelling Agent at the computer phone help and finally, after about 50 times, it connected me to a live helper.

How could someone get my password?

stepsisterfucker was easy to figure out

holy shit diz.....that was actually funny.

oh please dont try and act like your posts are all gold

This conversation made me laugh.

[Misteriosa]

Just realized that someone has hacked my AOL account and it is almost impossible to contact customer support - they dont want you to call unless you pay for their service. Fucking unbelievable - I kept yelling Agent at the computer phone help and finally, after about 50 times, it connected me to a live helper.

How could someone get my password?

i think this is an AOL - wide problem. my ex sent me spammy emails from his aol not too long ago, as did the shrink i work for. i think the call center is getting hammered from all sides on this.

[Manning, Esq.]

hey there buddays :bye:

FINALLY able to stop moving this morning. whats this about VA Tech?

Hey!
Students/someone reported seeing a gunman on campus, four years to the day from the Cho slaughter.

By the by, you missed a brief talk about Bjork walking through the Fishbowl during Ian Black's Unmasked, yesterday; I think she's got a channel for a week(?).

[Misteriosa]

By the by, you missed a brief talk about Bjork walking through the Fishbowl during Ian Black's Unmasked, yesterday; I think she's got a channel for a week(?).

:glurps: i canceled my xm...

[Manning, Esq.]

Super Dave's movie was an entertainment black hole; just awful. He was/is great on Curb, though. Who do these brothers think they are, anyway? Purposefully giving up the Einstein name - sheesh, how's that for confidence?

[realmenhatelife]

So Ben Weasel has begun his career rehab after punching a chick in the face at the last SXSW. First, quietly book a show in your hometown with perhaps you're most celebrated stage buddies, The Queers. Second, release two rough tracks from your side project which isn't named after you, The Riverdales.

[Manning, Esq.]

Screaming at the naggers:

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[disneyspy]

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[Manning, Esq.]

Ani ...[/URL]

No, no, no - - I said Naggers ... You know, like the Wheel puzzle:

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[realmenhatelife]

Screaming at the naggers:

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It was the club's fault. I would love if he toured with The Queers, I'd go in a second. I had tickets to a cancelled show not to long after this, I still would've gone.

[realmenhatelife]

So gloomy, sometimes it's good to not have any money, then you dont get these problems.

[Manning, Esq.]

That's your mom and dad's neighborhood.

Ye---

Or, just your mom's neighborhood.

ouch

[Manning, Esq.]

RB: So, Dr. Weiss, can you take a listener call?
"Doc:" Sure, why not.
RB: Good. Who do we have, Pep'? Oh, Iris. Go ahead, Iris.
...

[Misteriosa]

i just got back from buying lunch. what are they talking about re: forclosures?

ive got a few stories of banks forclosing on homes they dont even own, on people who never even had accounts with them, and on wrong addresses.

[CountryBob]

Just bought a house for the first time in my life back in Feb - got a 4.5% fixed rate for 30 yrs. Only needed 3% down and made an offer that was $30,000 below asking plus they pay my closing costs. They took my first offer - the salesman in me wished I would have offered less..

[Rhah]

I call bullshit on this caller... nobody is going to refuse to give a 30 year fixed who sells mortgages unless you are calling discount bullshit loan sharks over the phone.

The price might not be right for your situation but if your mortgage dealer only has ARMs you are calling the wrong people.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hoo-boy! I hope this spot isn't carrying Hicks's payroll ....

This guy is a good person.

[disneyspy]

this guy sounds like he's taking a dick in the ass

[realmenhatelife]

I think he just said Kramerica is down.

[Rhah]

DR. WEISS!!!

http://cdn.blogs.moneyandmarkets.com/media/mam-blogs/martin.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I think this guy is going to tell us about all of the exciting, upcoming Troma releases, too.

[CountryBob]

Oh my God! The whole world is in disarray! Interest rates, stock market, home prices falling...blah blah blah blah..... I let the big boys speculate and worry about this mess.

:smoke:

[Manning, Esq.]

Just bought a house for the first time in my life back in Feb - got a 4.5% fixed rate for 30 yrs. Only needed 3% down and made an offer that was $30,000 below asking plus they pay my closing costs. They took my first offer - the salesman in me wished I would have offered less..

Bing! Found it---

http://www.parade.com/images/history/top10/loretta_lynn_house.jpg

[Rhah]

Ronnie should tell this guy that nothing matters. Bush Jr. knows:

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[CountryBob]

I think he just said Kramerica is down.

Haha - maybe its time to invest in that big ball of oil.

[Misteriosa]

tell me Brooksley Born backs this group up, and MAYBE i'll listen to this dude... :dry:

[CountryBob]

Bing! Found it---

http://www.parade.com/images/history/top10/loretta_lynn_house.jpg

Welll why didnt you come on in - I was sweeping my dirt floor.

[Misteriosa]

Haha - maybe its time to invest in that big ball of oil.

i think you mean GOLDEN OIL!

[realmenhatelife]

He also definately said "this isn't the end of the world" despite the fact that he's throwing the word apocalypse around.

[Manning, Esq.]

Welll why didnt you come on in - I was sweeping my dirt floor.

Mighty kind of'ya. Constable won't let me near the place, since I was evicted. Oh, to be a coal miner's daughter....

[Misteriosa]

im checking out. call me when its over...

[CountryBob]

Mighty kind of'ya. Constable won't let me near the place, since I was evicted. Oh, to be a coal miner's daughter....

Come on back after dark - I need some help bottling the White Lightning in the pig barn out back and then we can listen to Amos and Andy on the radio.

[Rhah]

This guy is bringing up some old school stuff:

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[disneyspy]

sounds like manning is gonna get to squeal like a pig


aghee ghee ghee

[Manning, Esq.]

Hmmmph. The more I listen to Weiss (ie, a Heroic Surname in Ant's book), the more I see his point. After all, he does have a PhD--Big Thinker. I'll be getting his book now. I bet it will work for me.

Wait, just let me check one last thing. Let's see here, www-dot-sec-dot-gov. Okay now ...

http://www.sec.gov/litigation/admin/2006/ia-2525.pdf

Once again, I'm aboard with Fez's recommendation.

[Manning, Esq.]

sounds like manning is gonna get to squeal like a pig


aghee ghee ghee

You squeal like two pigs.

[disneyspy]

You squeal like two pigs.

weeeeeeeeeeeeek

[Otaku91]

Am I the only starting to think that that is a well disguised 30 minute live read?

[Manning, Esq.]

weeeeeeeeeeeeek

Very good, sir. You took an onomatopoeia--squeal--and made it more believeable as a pig's noise under, shall we say, duress.

[Rhah]

This guy and Dr. Michio Kaku need to have a debate. Pretty sure in a parallel universe all middle class people are millionaires.

[disneyspy]

Am I the only starting to think that that is a well disguised 30 minute live read?

it has me so scared i'm going to save money by dropping my xm service!!

[CountryBob]

Poor people are like a river.....

[Manning, Esq.]

This guy and Dr. Michio Kaku need to have a debate. Pretty sure in a parallel universe all middle class people are millionaires.

Crisis Eleven is like a river. Hydrogen, the middle- and low-classes, flows alongside the oxygen molecules .... [nodding with authority].

[Manning, Esq.]

Looks like I Dane Cook-d your CK Ass, CBob.

Keep it to yourself, DS.

[CountryBob]

Im going out to get a iced tea - maybe we will be back to dick jokes when I get back :surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

You could put a gun in my mouth and I wouldn't move to Oklahoma.

[realmenhatelife]

Dont go into debt, Fred Brooklyn has figured it out.

[CountryBob]

Big brother = big boring

Does Indy Mike have a vested interest in Big Bro?

[disneyspy]

Big brother = big boring

Does Indy Mike have a vested interest in Big Bro?

he's been calling the show about big bro since the summer of 02 and the buddays asked him to do updates

[Warren Peace]

Big brother = big boring

Does Indy Mike have a vested interest in Big Bro?

I believe IndyMike was the subject of the very first Board Gossip - RIP :sad:

[CountryBob]

Cool - i remember him calling in so long ago - just thought he might have a hand in the show somehow....

I know I'm getting old now - I absolutely was yelling out my window in the drive through at a kid that had one of those loud ass exhausts on his Honda Civic. Im sick of noise polution - and that goes for the fucking Harley's too. Muffle that noise!~:furious:

[disneyspy]

http://www.coachhousegifts.com/seasonal/image.php?type=P&id=68786

[Manning, Esq.]

Shhhhhh.

[Rhah]

Who tw@tted? Dumb tw@ts.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a friend that has to take one of her dogs to the hospital at MSU so i'll be watching the other one,don't think i'll be around much for the next coupla days,have a good weekend!

C'YA!!

[CountryBob]

alright buddays,have a friend that has to take one of her dogs to the hospital at MSU so i'll be watching the other one,don't think i'll be around much for the next coupla days,have a good weekend!

C'YA!!

Later Spy! Remember, dogs love bacon!

[Gutter]

Later Spy! Remember, dogs love bacon!

and peanut butter.

http://mralphafreak.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/wilfred-104-1.jpg

[Rhah]

alright buddays,have a friend that has to take one of her dogs to the hospital at MSU so i'll be watching the other one,don't think i'll be around much for the next coupla days,have a good weekend!

C'YA!!

Have fun, but didn't realize that dogs require so much attention you can't split time between dog and an internet web forum. You must really put a lot of concentration in those one line zingers you come up with.

[Misteriosa]

and dogs love chocolate too...




:devil2:

[Gutter]

and dogs love chocolate too...




:devil2:

NOooooooooooooooo!!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Misteriosa got chocolate in Gutter's peanut butter!

Gutter got peanut butter in Misti's chocolate!!

[CountryBob]

In honor of my beloved Hokies starting football practice today (if the supposed gunman is found) I am changing my Avatar to the Fighting Gobbler! Sorry but you will see this Hokiebird throughout the football season. That is all.....

[CountryBob]

and peanut butter.

http://mralphafreak.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/wilfred-104-1.jpg

So what if I let my dog help me clean up the spilled peanut butter of my genitals? She was a good girl!

[Rhah]

and dogs love chocolate too...




:devil2:

Dogs are allergic to onions too... not many people know that.

[CountryBob]

3 Iar! Ahhh foiled again!

[Gutter]

Misteriosa got chocolate in Gutter's peanut butter!

Gutter got peanut butter in Misti's chocolate!!

and now we're fucking millionaires 100 times over cause we just invented Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups. so go suck a butt!

[Misteriosa]

Dogs are allergic to onions too... not many people know that.

hifive!

[CountryBob]

Dogs are allergic to onions too... not many people know that.

I've never seen a dog eat onions - they have all spit them out

[Manning, Esq.]

and now we're fucking millionaires 100 times over cause we just invented Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups. so go suck a butt!

As an inventor, you wouldn't make an effective marketer.

Aww, gimme a King Size, anyway.

[CountryBob]

haha - just remembered - A friend of mine admitted one night drunk at a party that he goes into the den almost every morning when he gets up and jerks off watching porn on his laptop (while his wife is sleeping) and cums on the carpet. His 2 dogs help him clean up the mess. That is sick even to my low standards - and I will never let his fucking dogs get near me again - but secretly watching other people interact with them will be fun!

[Gutter]

haha - just remembered - A friend of mine admitted one night drunk at a party that he goes into the den almost every morning when he gets up and jerks off watching porn on his laptop (while his wife is sleeping) and cums on the carpet. His 2 dogs help him clean up the mess. That is sick even to my low standards - and I will never let his fucking dogs get near me again - but secretly watching other people interact with them will be fun!

hahahaha thats fucking hilarious.

[Gutter]

As an inventor, you wouldn't make an effective marketer.

Aww, gimme a King Size, anyway.

I got a King Size for ya.

[Misteriosa]

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/disgusted_baby.jpg

[Gutter]

Can you catch an STD in a hot tub? I thought it was too....ya know...hot.

Where's Hot Tub? we should ask him.

[CountryBob]

WTF is the woman so crazy about?

[Rhah]

Missed setup to this video. Anyone have the link?

[LeedsJr]

WTF is the woman so crazy about?

What IS this??

[Gutter]

WTF is the woman so crazy about?

their son layered the entire house with energy drink packets that the kid runs a business with. haahahaha the dad is fuckin funny...."he must be mad at us" hahahaha.

typical overeaction mom though......loose your mind over nothing, act like a child, and then get on the phone and gossip to your friends about it. This is how my mom would act. It cleans up in two seconds you fucking lunatic. take a joke.

[Misteriosa]

linkies to the video? i want to see this "destruction"

[CountryBob]

their son layered the entire house with energy drink packets that the kid runs a business with. haahahaha the dad is fuckin funny...."he must be mad at us" hahahaha.

typical overeaction mom though......loose your mind over nothing, act like a child, and then get on the phone and gossip to your friends about it. This is how my mom would act. It cleans up in two seconds you fucking lunatic. take a joke.

She needs a good slap

[Rhah]

Jeez, one practical joke and the kid finds out how his mom really feels about him. F'n emotional bitch.

[foodcourtdruide]

Has the show become an infomercial for Molly's? Geez, I feel like I'm listening to O&A circa 2002 when Opie opened his restaurant.

[Manning, Esq.]

Goodbye

[Gutter]

Jeez, one practical joke and the kid finds out how his mom really feels about him. F'n emotional bitch.

yea seriously.....she wants to permanently remove him from the house for something that he did that isn't permanent.

[CountryBob]

8 minutes until I host a 2 hour benefits presentation for a new employee - anyone want to join?

[Misteriosa]

hasta mañana, buddays :bye:

[CountryBob]

hasta mañana, buddays :bye:

tacos and burritos :bye:

[patrick187]

http://www.mutineermagazine.com/blog/2011/01/energy-drinks-take-over-house-lady-freaks-out/

[Misteriosa]

thanks :wub:

you should post more!

[Misteriosa]

here is the video taken from the article above

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[Gutter]

8 minutes until I host a 2 hour benefits presentation for a new employee - anyone want to join?

ummmmm fuck no?

[Gutter]

well at least she laughed at the video after.