Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/9/11- Woke up dead the other morning

[realmenhatelife]

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Buy an EastSide Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

What is Ron & Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

even the slept's new EP "Sinks the Ocean" on itunes (http://bit.ly/mOMQwk) or Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=even+the+slept&x=0&y=0)

1 866 ron 0 fez[/QUOTE]

Caught you fading from my memory,
you were pretty, you were charming,
but what is gone is soon forgotten.


Two for Tuesday, my two favorite Cub songs, Leapfrog and Everything's Geometry.

Neko Case used to be the drummer in this band, which is mind blowing.

[Rhah]

Well, hello there.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays

[realmenhatelife]

Believe it or not they call this cuddlecore, it's kindof like twee riotgrrl. Studio version of Leapfrog so you can tell what the words are:

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For some ungodly reason noone has ever uploaded Everything's Geometry to youtube.

[disneyspy]

song is SUGAR MAGNOLIA by THE GRATEFUL DEAD

SPY WINS AGAIN!!!

[disneyspy]

and no misti,this isn't a song you need to know

[Warren Peace]

and no misti,this isn't a song you need to know

I knew we'd find common ground eventually...

[Baby DEW Year]

and no misti,this isn't a song you need to know

chicken!

[Gutter]

buddays.

[Misteriosa]

two fave bjork songs:

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[disneyspy]

chicken!

BULL SHIT!there is no need to ever know a gd song,THEY SUCK!!

[Enabler]

Way to not pick a Jerry song. Cmon Pep.

[realmenhatelife]

I like Joga pants.

Misti dropping some extra credit.

[Furtherman]

Way to not pick a Jerry song. Cmon Pep.

Yea, that's not right.

[disneyspy]

when i was a caddy,i was caddying for this foresome and one guy got hurt so i had to play and just after i hit this putt to win the ball stopped but then this dynamite started to go off all over the place and the ball went in and i made a few bucks

[Rhah]

when i was a caddy,i was caddying for this foresome and one guy got hurt so i had to play and just after i hit this putt to win the ball stopped but then this dynamite started to go off all over the place and the ball went in and i made a few bucks

Sweet.

nanananananananananananananan.

[Baby DEW Year]

when i was a caddy,i was caddying for this foresome and one guy got hurt so i had to play and just after i hit this putt to win the ball stopped but then this dynamite started to go off all over the place and the ball went in and i made a few bucks

You're like Happy Gillmore or sumpin', tss tss!

[Gutter]

hahahaha that caller was funny.

[Rhah]

You're like Happy Gillmore or sumpin', tss tss!

Haha. Hilarious.

[realmenhatelife]

when i was a caddy,i was caddying for this foresome and one guy got hurt so i had to play and just after i hit this putt to win the ball stopped but then this dynamite started to go off all over the place and the ball went in and i made a few bucks

caddying for a foursome, is that a euphamism for you ran out to get the butt lube and ass-tread condoms?

[Baby DEW Year]

caddying for a foursome, is that a euphamism for you ran out to get the butt lube and ass-tread condoms?

You're assuming that Spy uses lube!

[disneyspy]

You're assuming that Spy uses lube!

i have an app on my phone that uses gps,heres my golf course http://www.golflogix.com/GolfCourseMapped.aspx

edit you have to type in 'crown'

[Rhah]

You're assuming that Spy uses lube!

...and doesn't rawdog it.

[Rhah]

i have an app on my phone that uses gps,heres my golf course http://www.golflogix.com/GolfCourseMapped.aspx

edit you have to type in 'crown'

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10189-solar-flares-will-disrupt-gps-in-2011.html

[disneyspy]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10189-solar-flares-will-disrupt-gps-in-2011.html

ok all our sprinkler heads have distance to the middle of the green and i know exatly where all the pins are set since i do set up

[CountryBob]

Local knowledge - rules

[CountryBob]

I liked Bagger Vance

[Baby DEW Year]

Local knowledge - rules

Translation: "I know where all my cousins live!"

[Baby DEW Year]

I liked Bagger Vance

Bagger hangs out on pg12!

[Baby DEW Year]

3IAR!!:clap:

[disneyspy]

Bagger hangs out on pg12!

we'll never make it

[Manning, Esq.]

Lookee Here - A buncha ne'er-do-wells lookin' at thur LCDs 'n whatnot.

Wish I knew more about Gaahf. I'm heading down to Cog Hill this year for the BMW. I'm going to feel like Max Baer, Jr., at The Met.

BTW - Favorite Cub[s] songs: Go Cubs! Go! , All The Way (sorry, PJ fans), & Take Me Out : Santo or Jeff Gordon versions.

[disneyspy]

3IAR!!:clap:

that aint shit

[disneyspy]

NSFW!! http://www.monsvenus.com/

[disneyspy]

lotta topless hair brushing going on

[realmenhatelife]

Lookee Here - A buncha ne'er-do-wells lookin' at thur LCDs 'n whatnot.

Wish I knew more about Gaahf. I'm heading down to Cog Hill this year for the BMW. I'm going to feel like Max Baer, Jr., at The Met.

BTW - Favorite Cub[s] songs: Go Cubs! Go! , All The Way (sorry, PJ fans), & Take Me Out : Santo or Jeff Gordon versions.

I'm partial to this one:
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[Rhah]

The worst part about Fez's Yahoo stories is they are from YESTERDAY!!!

Why doesn't he read the news for the first hour of the show when he ISN'T on the mic?

[disneyspy]

The worst part about Fez's Yahoo stories is they are from YESTERDAY!!!

Why doesn't he read the news for the first hour of the show when he ISN'T on the mic?

you just want to hear you're dead

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm partial to this one:

Very good. Nice of them to give a [sneering?] nod to Fez's Bucaneers, too.

[CountryBob]

Did Pepper say - Fuck College Football? Im half listening but if so, those are fighting words!
Get me my marrying/hunting shotgun - someone needs an attitude adjustment!

[Misteriosa]

ive always wanted to learn how to do a flip.

[disneyspy]

ive always wanted to learn how to do a flip.

did i mention i'm a phillopino?

[Rhah]

you just want to hear you're dead

Yeah, I have to wait to die tomorrow.

I had no idea USA friendly was in Philadelphia! Wonder if Ronnie is going to the match.

[Rhah]

did i mention i'm a phillopino?

You must enjoy the street food of the Philippines then?

http://www.filipino-foods.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/street-foods-balut.jpg

[CountryBob]

You must enjoy the street food of the Philippines then?

http://www.filipino-foods.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/street-foods-balut.jpg

yuch - saw them eating this shit on Fear Factor once. Didnt know people did it normally.

[Misteriosa]

thanks for making me sick to my tummy. i really needed this cup of coffee too :down:

[disneyspy]

ron and ron had a gross eating contest and baloot was one of the items

[realmenhatelife]

ive always wanted to learn how to do a flip.

http://www.subnews.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/flip-wilson.jpg

[sailor]

Ayrton Senna? Forgot he died.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

what's the happs?

[Gutter]

hahaha that caller said they were "stand alone teams" I bet Fez started to sweat immediately. hahahahaha

[Manning, Esq.]

hahaha that caller said they were "stand alone teams" I bet Fez started to sweat immediately. hahahahaha

Dammit! Me and my inattentive tendency. Could be that Fez walked out 100 laps ago, anyway.

[Gutter]

Dammit! Me and my inattentive tendency. Could be that Fez walked out 100 laps ago, anyway.

possibly. on top of him being a nervous nelly the whole show, this racing talk is probably waaaaayyyyyyy off his radar.

[Manning, Esq.]

Who is that race car driver, I think it's from the NASCAR series, who was way up for many years after a famously troubled childhood (his dad left him as a kid)? He was a character, too--bunch of controversies, infighting with the other cars on his team, etc. He really fell out of grace until he won some big race by running across the finish line?!?!? I can't believe that was even legal.

[Rhah]

nooners buddays...:bye:

what's the happs?

I'm dead.

[Dell]

I'm dead.

condolences?

[Manning, Esq.]

The FI & other open-wheel fans are so consistent in touting the futuristic, unattainable technology that goes into the machines. Is that a well-oiled marketing program from the series leaders that makes the topic so infectious? Or, is it just that these fans are Popular Mechanics subscribers?

[Manning, Esq.]

condolences?

Tsss tss ... I wonder why don't people ever give ya' just one condolence, huh ... tsss ... it's like there's some kinda government subsidy on condolences, er sumpthin ... tsssss tss

[Gutter]

some info on the milk drinking thing. Started in 1933 when a driver won his second Indy 500, he requested a cold bottle of buttermilk. after his third win three years later, he was pictured drinking buttermilk for the papers. A local dairy exec saw the marketing opportunity and set it up so the next years winner would have it in the winners circle. There was a 8 year stretch that they didn't do it, but since 1955 they've been giving milk to the winner, who these days has a choice between whole, 2%, or skim. The bottles are also engraved with "Indianapolis 500 winner"

http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/blog/from_the_marbles/post/Indy-mystery-Why-do-Indianapolis-500-winners-dr?urn=nascar-165450

[CountryBob]

Tim Richmond was a crazy NASCAR driver - partied hard, drugs, chicks, aids then death. Even pulled his cock out for a NASCAR poster. They don't have characters like that anymore

[Dell]

Tim Richmond was a crazy NASCAR driver - partied hard, drugs, chicks, aids then death. Even pulled his cock out for a NASCAR poster. They don't have characters like that anymore

loved watching Dick Trickle smoking a cigarette in the car while wearing a full helmet...
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Dick-Trickle-Smoke-Break.jpg

[Baby DEW Year]

loved watching Dick Trickle smoking a cigarette in the car while wearing a full helmet...
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Dick-Trickle-Smoke-Break.jpg

Dick Trickle was Spy's favorite driver, but for other reasons:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Flash mobs in philly dont have shit to do with economics, they've been popping up for awhile and things are historically really good in Philly. They're going on in center city, which is probably nicer than it's ever been.

[disneyspy]

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[Misteriosa]

Flash mobs in philly dont have shit to do with economics, they've been popping up for awhile and things are historically really good in Philly. They're going on in center city, which is probably nicer than it's ever been.

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[disneyspy]

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i want to punch that guy

[Misteriosa]

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sorrey sorrey... :lol:

[CountryBob]

If you eat nothing but broth - will you never shit - just pee out the waste?

[Misteriosa]

milkshake is a dessert to me...

[disneyspy]

a frostie from wendy's is a dessert

[realmenhatelife]

Milkshake is not a beverage, yes people do have it for dessert at ice cream parlors.

You dont sock down a milkshake to quench your thirst, you dont drink a milkshake because it compliments a hamburger.

You dont have a piece of cake after you've already had a milkshake.

Horseshit Ron.

[Misteriosa]

If you eat nothing but broth - will you never shit - just pee out the waste?

it will be a long time before you poop, but you eventually will poop something.

[Gutter]

i want to punch that guy

yea, same here. I have to turn that commercial every time its on. how dare you misti.

[Gutter]

it will be a long time before you poop, but you eventually will poop something.

hahahahahahaha poop soup. hahahahaha


ahhhh its the little things.

[Manning, Esq.]

a frostie from wendy's is a dessert

Um ... Fez??

[disneyspy]

milkshake is a dessert to me...

a frostie from wendy's is a dessert

Milkshake is not a beverage, yes people do have it for dessert at ice cream parlors.

You dont sock down a milkshake to quench your thirst, you dont drink a milkshake because it compliments a hamburger.

You dont have a piece of cake after you've already had a milkshake.

Horseshit Ron.

holyshit we all just agreed with fez

[Gutter]

Milkshake is not a beverage, yes people do have it for dessert at ice cream parlors.

You dont sock down a milkshake to quench your thirst, you dont drink a milkshake because it compliments a hamburger.

You dont have a piece of cake after you've already had a milkshake.

Horseshit Ron.

but isn't burger and fries with a mikshake the all american fat guy past time meal?

[realmenhatelife]

People act live they've never seen a riot before, even though there is one somewhere in Europe literally every summer. Like, this is what England will just be like now, constantly on fire, and in a few days it wont peter out after everyone starts calming down.

People are reactionary ass buckets.

[Misteriosa]

but milkshakes vary in viscosity. how many "drinks" can you order that, if not mixed/blended properly, will require the use of a spoon to complete.

a milkshake is a dessert AND it can stand alone!

So let it be written; so let it be done!

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[disneyspy]

i'm going to make myself a mocha frappe with caramel

[CountryBob]

People act live they've never seen a riot before, even though there is one somewhere in Europe literally every summer. Like, this is what England will just be like now, constantly on fire, and in a few days it wont peter out after everyone starts calming down.

People are reactionary ass buckets.

I'm used to seeing riots in third world countries (etc) but not in civilized merry ole England.

[disneyspy]

the best dessert is a hot cherry pie made with traverse city cherries,case closed

[realmenhatelife]

If someone wants to tell me that cupcakes are a top tier dessert than I'm going to riot, that's bullshit. Cupcakes are terrible pieces of shit.



And speaking of riots, Detroit was on fire and people shot at the firefighters to stop them from putting the fires out, thats how batshit things can get, and yet we're not living in anarcy now.

[sailor]

Don't know how this started, but of course a shake can also be dessert.

[Manning, Esq.]

but milkshakes vary in viscosity. how many "drinks" can you order that, if not mixed/blended properly, will require the use of a spoon to complete.

a milkshake is a dessert AND it can stand alone!

So let it be written; so let it be done!

Hmmm ... I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your etymology work there, Misti. Seems like every dictionary entry on "milkshake" defines it as either a "beverage" or "drink." That makes it a beverage in my American Book, seeins' how we all talk Amerianese 'round these parts.

[Furtherman]

People act live they've never seen a riot before, even though there is one somewhere in Europe literally every summer. Like, this is what England will just be like now, constantly on fire, and in a few days it wont peter out after everyone starts calming down.

People are reactionary ass buckets.

I'm used to seeing riots in third world countries (etc) but not in civilized merry ole England.

This guy called it:

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[realmenhatelife]

the best dessert is a hot cherry pie made with traverse city cherries,case closed

taste so good make a grown man cry?

[Misteriosa]

anyone else happy that fez was able to get ronnie going with this milkshake business? :clap:

[Gutter]

I'm going to begin a new category and call a Milkshake a "Treat". Its not a beverage, its not a desert......its a "Treat".

Other items that fall into this category:

Coke/Root beer Floats

Ice Cream Sammiches

and yes Ron, Donuts.

[CountryBob]

If someone wants to tell me that cupcakes are a top tier dessert than I'm going to riot, that's bullshit. Cupcakes are terrible pieces of shit.



And speaking of riots, Detroit was on fire and people shot at the firefighters to stop them from putting the fires out, thats how batshit things can get, and yet we're not living in anarcy now.

anything happening in Detroit should not be considered in a discussion. Bunch of assholes - knocking over mailboxes, kidnapping - that's baby shit compared to what that town's doing!

[Manning, Esq.]

anyone else happy that fez was able to get ronnie going with this milkshake business? :clap:

Second. Way to get into it FMW!

[sailor]

I'm used to seeing riots in third world countries (etc) but not in civilized merry ole England.

Yeah, this is more of a Tennessee type problem.

[CountryBob]

I think of Milkshake as a "dessert alternative". It can be a stand alone drink (or snack) and also be substituted for a dessert.

Especially those gormet milkshakes - yum

[CountryBob]

Yeah, this is more of a Tennessee type problem.

Easy now - or you will be blackballed from the Square Dance this weekend! :nono:

[S0S]

anyone else happy that fez was able to get ronnie going with this milkshake business? :clap:


Fez is BACK!
:clap:

[realmenhatelife]

The idea that you can have the milkshake with the meal is senseless because you can have a piece of cake on the side of your hamburger, go back and forth between them, and noone is going to stop you.

[Misteriosa]

new thread :smoke:

[CountryBob]

I prefer a milkshake most times because of the ease of enjoyment. Just a strawl and away you go. With a cone or a bowl (cup) of ice cream, you have more work to do to enjoy it.

[disneyspy]

Easy now - or you will be blackballed from the Square Dance this weekend! :nono:

thats his dream date

[CountryBob]

thats his dream date

Haha - black balled at the square dance.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm guessing Dwayne Almond signed album.

[Gutter]

its a Les Paul guitar.

[disneyspy]

its a ferrari

[Misteriosa]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8nLiLIYKQ_w/Tfb5NwkxGwI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/oVaD8wzVG1Y/s1600/box.jpg

[disneyspy]

is it asia?

[Gutter]

this is my favorite sound clip I think in radio history.

[Gutter]

ITS A SIGNED COPY OF ALBERT BROOKS BOOK!!!!!

fun to say that.

[disneyspy]

Its A Signed Copy Of Albert Brooks Books!!!!!!

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[realmenhatelife]

Fight Club autographed by Chuck Palahniuk

[Manning, Esq.]

Tom Tom Club LaserDisc?

[Manning, Esq.]

Fight Club autographed by Chuck Palahniuk

Oooh - - Sorrry, sorrry.

[Gutter]

Fight Club autographed by Chuck Palahniuk

ohhhh so close.

Choke was good though.

[realmenhatelife]

Missed it byyyyy that much.


We're really throwing around the word 'respected' huh?

[Warren Peace]

"No, I lie sometimes Ron" :lol:

[Misteriosa]

Oooh - - Sorrry, sorrry.

hmm should i ban him for it? :lol:

[Misteriosa]

"No, I lie sometimes Ron" :lol:

that was great, cuz ron totally bit! :clap:

well played, caller

[realmenhatelife]

hmm should i ban him for it? :lol:

I'm one of the few who got a point, and one of the brave first to get banned.

[Manning, Esq.]

1:18,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 odds.

Nah, I don't think she's gaming the lotto.

[disneyspy]

I'm one of the few who got a point, and one of the brave first to get banned.

unlike that pussy c-bob

[Manning, Esq.]

Missed it byyyyy that much.


We're really throwing around the word 'respected' huh?

Ya - What the fuck?! Let's see your book.

[realmenhatelife]

Ya - What the fuck?! Let's see your book.

For the record, Everybody X Hits is a rally cry you hear before Phillies springtraining games, Everybody Hits Woo Hoo.

[Misteriosa]

For the record, Everybody X Hits is a rally cry you hear before Phillies springtraining games, Everybody Hits Woo Hoo.

and for the record, fuck the phillies. :smoke:

[CountryBob]

unlike that pussy c-bob

Suck my country cock - you cherry spittin Midwesterner

[Manning, Esq.]

Two Greats--

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50314_211896306984_4194687_n.jpg

http://blog.wrigleyvillesports.com/wp-content/uploads/image.php/Cubs-Harry-Caray-Patch.jpg?width=135&image=/wp-content/uploads/Cubs-Harry-Caray-Patch.jpg

[CountryBob]

Two Greats--

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50314_211896306984_4194687_n.jpg

http://blog.wrigleyvillesports.com/wp-content/uploads/image.php/Cubs-Harry-Caray-Patch.jpg?width=135&image=/wp-content/uploads/Cubs-Harry-Caray-Patch.jpg

I remember HK during one game saying - Sosa, Asos - that's Sosa spelled backward!

[Manning, Esq.]

I remember HK during one game saying - Sosa, Asos - that's Sosa spelled backward!

It's a classic Caray bit, too. However, I'll always remember Harry for his international cuisine savvy...

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[CountryBob]

Fez sounds so strong today - sounds like we went to best of these last few minutes...

[Manning, Esq.]

THere we go again with Godwin's Law.

When that one Mod [wink] banned me, it was a real Hitler move.

[disneyspy]

THere we go again with Godwin's Law.

When that one Mod [wink] banned me, it was a real Hitler move.

hate the game

not ze player

[Manning, Esq.]

If you were to graph Fez's performance today, it would look like the silhouette of an aroused Pinocchio laying on his back after a grand lie.

Donk! Buddays

[disneyspy]

i think the fact that certain posters that only show up when fez is having a bad day werent here means fez had a good show

[CountryBob]

Well, Tuesday's (almost) gone with the wind. Later Buddays! :bye:

[Gutter]

good show today.

[sailor]

If you were to graph Fez's performance today, it would look like the silhouette of an aroused Pinocchio laying on his back after a grand lie.

Donk! Buddays

Went a long way for that one, huh?

[disneyspy]

Went a long way for that one, huh?

but worth the trip,have a good one buddays

C'YA!!

[realmenhatelife]

and for the record, fuck the phillies. :smoke:

I would be thrilled to make the World Series opposite the Yankees again so the Phillies can ban them.

[Rhah]

I remember HK during one game saying - Sosa, Asos - that's Sosa spelled backward!

He also pulled that on on John Kruk, "Kruk spelled backwards is Kurk". Ronnie might like that one cause of the Phillies reference.

[Dell]

just finished listening to the show, and thumbs up...

until we post again...:bye: