Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/15/11 - A history lesson

[realmenhatelife]

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We Jam Econo. Short show today, Michael Ian Black unmasked to be played.

[Gutter]

buddays.

UFC fights were pretty good last night.

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[Manning, Esq.]

And, a very good morning to yous.

[Rhah]

Mornin'

[Gutter]

Mornin'

pipe down birthday boy.....you're getting enough attention as it is!

[Sue_Bender]

Fez sounds great this morning.

I'm nervous.

[Misteriosa]

Fez sounds great this morning.

I'm nervous.

yeah.. and he fought thru it even when ron tried to knock his time travel story down.

curiouser and curiouser...

[realmenhatelife]

Wouldn't it depend on when they burry him?

[Manning, Esq.]

Ooooo - I love Either Or !!

[Misteriosa]

the doctor can always pass a patient off to a consult/specialist and let that person handle it... :smoke:

[Misteriosa]

every brazillian loves xuxa :o

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[realmenhatelife]

Didn't think I'd hear the name Xuxa today. I heard she actually really despised children. I remember reading a thing about her where she said she required 10 hours of sleep a day.

[Misteriosa]

Didn't think I'd hear the name Xuxa today. I heard she actually really despised children. I remember reading a thing about her where she said she required 10 hours of sleep a day.

ive tried to watch a few of her videos, but i cant stomach it. i guess its something you had to grow up with :o

[Gutter]

ive tried to watch a few of her videos, but i cant stomach it. i guess its something you had to grow up with :o

wait, aren't you brazilian? :innocent:

[realmenhatelife]

ive tried to watch a few of her videos, but i cant stomach it. i guess its something you had to grow up with :o

She used to put on a lot of lipstick and then kiss a kid on the cheek, and she did brazillian playboy, it was a wierd show but even as a kid I think I knew it wasn't for me.

Also, I know you bring up Brazillian shit all the time, so I was almost entrapped not knowing you're Puerto Rican.

[Gutter]

Hicks only ever sounds like he's doing his Morgan Freeman impression when he talks now.

"John Doe has the uppa hand now"

hahaha

[Furtherman]

I remember reading a thing about her where she said she required 10 hours of sleep a day.

I require 10 hours. I don't get it though. :annoyed:

[Gutter]

oh i just read about what Fez is talking about. Literally his absolute worst nightmare.

He probably thinks this is worse than the 5 people that died in Indiana.

[Rhah]

pipe down birthday boy.....you're getting enough attention as it is!

Hrm, birthday menage sounds good... need female volunteer.

[Gutter]

Hrm, birthday menage sounds good... need female volunteer.

good luck with that.

[LeedsJr]

Hrm, birthday menage sounds good... need female volunteer.

You already have the other guy picked out?

[Misteriosa]

She used to put on a lot of lipstick and then kiss a kid on the cheek, and she did brazillian playboy, it was a wierd show but even as a kid I think I knew it wasn't for me.

Also, I know you bring up Brazillian shit all the time, so I was almost entrapped not knowing you're Puerto Rican.

i spent A LOT of time with brazilians when i played capoeira (and i may be going back). but dont feel bad. even brazilian julie thought i was brazilian because of my bahia accent when i speak portuguese (thats where my capoeira teacher is from)

[Gutter]

Ron can't blame that disaster on anyone?

How about blaming SugarLand for keeping everyone there and actually attempting to do a show in 75mph wind? What the fuck is anyone doing near that stage with the weather the way it was? Oh, right....Sugarland was about to go on. they should have some responsibility here for this.

[Manning, Esq.]

A regular workaholic ...

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[Furtherman]

Ron can't blame that disaster on anyone?

How about blaming SugarLand for keeping everyone there and actually attempting to do a show in 75mph wind? What the fuck is anyone doing near that stage with the weather the way it was? Oh, right....Sugarland was about to go on. they should have some responsibility here for this.

The storm came up real fast and they had just announced that people should take shelter, 4 minutes later it came down. There were so many people there, no way would anyone near that stage had time to get out of the way.

http://gizmodo.com/5830685/terrifying-video-of-the-deadly-indiana-state-fair-stage-collapse

It was just a freak accident.

[realmenhatelife]

i spent A LOT of time with brazilians when i played capoeira (and i may be going back). but dont feel bad. even brazilian julie thought i was brazilian because of my bahia accent when i speak portuguese (thats where my capoeira teacher is from)

Holy shit, I forgot I knew you did that stuff. I'm taking a mulligan, you are Brazillian for all intents and purposes.

[realmenhatelife]

Hey, Kid Dynamite playing in Philly, I'll take it.




Many industries, especially the music industry, uses interns as just unpaid labor. They dont learn anything except for fetching coffee and making copies.

[Gutter]

The storm came up real fast and they had just announced that people should take shelter, 4 minutes later it came down. There were so many people there, no way would anyone near that stage had time to get out of the way.

http://gizmodo.com/5830685/terrifying-video-of-the-deadly-indiana-state-fair-stage-collapse

It was just a freak accident.

wow, thats way crazier than the vid i saw. Pretty sure you can figure out who didn't make it in that clip. people just disappear. I didn't know that the storm came in that fast....I thought it was lingering and Sugarland was doing the whole, the show must go on thing.

[Furtherman]

Fez, that story is crazy.

[Manning, Esq.]

Insane [Clown] Baby

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[Gutter]

wait, what's rude to do with chop sticks? hovering over a piece before you grab it? fuckin japs got some weird rules about etiquette.

[Furtherman]

wait, what's rude to do with chop sticks? hovering over a piece before you grab it? fuckin japs got some weird rules about etiquette.

Very odd... are the waiters watching us to see if we're rude with that gesture?

[Gutter]

Very odd... are the waiters watching us to see if we're rude with that gesture?

they're always watching with those lifeless eyes.....like a doll's eyes.

[Furtherman]

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[sailor]

Fuck, I knew right away she was saying the kid had curly hair.

[realmenhatelife]

Plenty of dog parks in the suburbs, dont know what they're talking about.

[Manning, Esq.]

I eat sushi with my fingers, and just use one stick to spread some wasabi (when I use it).

The best sushi joints I've been to always are holes-in the wall; deplete of written or spoken English language; and, have sushi masters that appear to be 85 years old.

[Misteriosa]

here is what the sign for "curly hair" looks like

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does that lok like "crazy" to you?

[disneyspy]

buddays.

UFC fights were pretty good last night.

when the hell did stanupshaw and gutter become best friends?

and hello buddays

[Misteriosa]

when the hell did stanupshaw and gutter become best friends?

and hello buddays

there is nothing wrong with liking ufc. i will NOT let SU ruin that for me :annoyed:

[Gutter]

when the hell did stanupshaw and gutter become best friends?

and hello buddays

who? i'm not sure that person exists.

[disneyspy]

who? i'm not sure that person exists.

you know,your and misti's favorite poster,stanupshaw!

[disneyspy]

i'm thinking of starting a football fantasy league for just listening threaders,anyone up for this?

only 12 spots

[Misteriosa]

i hated when they used to pinch my cheeks :dry:

[Furtherman]

i'm thinking of starting a football fantasy league for just listening threaders,anyone up for this?

only 12 spots

Do we even have 12 people?

[Furtherman]

i hated when they used to pinch my cheeks :dry:

All four?

[Gutter]

you know,your and misti's favorite poster,stanupshaw!

ohhhh that......guy. unfortunately we do share a common interest in watching UFC.

[Furtherman]

They going to best of or are we hearing the unmasked?

[disneyspy]

ohhhh that......guy. unfortunately we do share a common interest in watching UFC.

you two are like twins!

i hear he's getting the same tatt on his back

[Gutter]

you two are like twins!

i hear he's getting the same tatt on his back


another zinger from disneychip

[CountryBob]

i'm thinking of starting a football fantasy league for just listening threaders,anyone up for this?

only 12 spots

I'm in

[Misteriosa]

All four?

:down:

[disneyspy]

another zinger from disneychip

ha i love that name! its like a combo of me and norton or sumpthin tssss


sssss

[sailor]

The real crazy part is random people will rub a pregnant lady's belly.

[Baby DEW Year]

I'm in

Which cousin??

[disneyspy]

The real crazy part is random people will rub a pregnant lady's belly.

i can tell a pregnant woman's sex by rubbing her titts



always female

[Furtherman]

:down:

:wink:

[realmenhatelife]

MIB unmasked and it's hipster runoff blog radio day on XMU, I cant win.

[sailor]

Did Ron really not get that fez's response to a house on fire was a joke?

[disneyspy]

I'm in

only 10 spots left! hurry!

[Sue_Bender]

They going to best of or are we hearing the unmasked?

Taped Unmassed. (sic)

[Baby DEW Year]

i'm thinking of starting a football fantasy league for just listening threaders,anyone up for this?

only 12 spots

Sure, why not!

[Misteriosa]

call me when its over...

[disneyspy]

Sure, why not!

9 spots left!

[sailor]

Didn't this unmasked air like a week ago?

[sailor]

9 spots left!

What site? Apparently that's important.

[disneyspy]

What site? Apparently that's important.

yahoo,i like private where we all know each other and bust balls and vages

[disneyspy]

CONGRATS FURTHERMAN!!!!

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[Misteriosa]

too late, brah.. check the youtube thread. :smoke:

[Gutter]

this dude cracks me up.

[realmenhatelife]

Congrats, it's too bad Patrick Stewart didn't command that she "Make it so" and ruin the moment.


For a second I was wondering why anyone would propose in front of Ben Kingsley.

[A.J.]

CONGRATS FURTHERMAN!!!!

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And for the wedding, remember that ship Captains can marry...

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[disneyspy]

oh shit, i saw furthermans tweet and thought he was the one getting engaged,get it engage!hhahahaa geek humor

[disneyspy]

i was in 3 fantasy football leagues last year and it was one too many,bama is back so i'll be in his football leagues(dont think he has a fantasy one) and one fantasy league with my homies so seriously if you want to be in a listening threader league better speak up

[Furtherman]

oh shit, i saw furthermans tweet and thought he was the one getting engaged,get it engage!hhahahaa geek humor

Nope, not me.




Really?

[disneyspy]

Nope, not me.




Really?

he should of said MAKE IT SO hahahhahahahahhahaaa

[sailor]

i was in 3 fantasy football leagues last year and it was one too many,bama is back so i'll be in his football leagues(dont think he has a fantasy one) and one fantasy league with my homies so seriously if you want to be in a listening threader league better speak up

Fine, stop being so needy.

Are they coming back after this unmasked?

[disneyspy]

Fine, stop being so needy.

Are they coming back after this unmasked?

why are you asking me,do i look like a fat hipster?

8 SPOTS LEFT!

[sailor]

he should of said MAKE IT SO hahahhahahahahhahaaa

On their wedding night he could say "take it ho!" or sumfin.

[Manning, Esq.]

call me when its over...

ring ring

ring ring

[disneyspy]

On their wedding night he could say "take it ho!" or sumfin.

hahaha,when he has to pee he could say NUMBER 1 I HAVE TO GO or sumpthin tsssss

[disneyspy]

sssssss

[CountryBob]

Spy - is the fantasy football site working?

[disneyspy]

Spy - is the fantasy football site working?

scheduled maintenance day,i'll set it up tommorow

[realmenhatelife]

Congrats, it's too bad Patrick Stewart didn't command that she "Make it so" and ruin the moment.


For a second I was wondering why anyone would propose in front of Ben Kingsley.

he should of said MAKE IT SO hahahhahahahahhahaaa

Ahem.

[CountryBob]

Groovy + Cool = GroovyCool :smoke:

[disneyspy]

Ahem.

sorry underdog,i dont read your posts

[realmenhatelife]

sorry underdog,i dont read your posts

Eh, who does.

[Gutter]

Ahem.

yea, he's about an hour behind everyone today.

[disneyspy]

yea, he's about an hour behind everyone today.

lissen stan,i didnt get home til noon,i work early

[Rhah]

I'll join

[disneyspy]

I'll join

7 SPOTS LEFT

what the f,just get to the f'n show already

[CountryBob]

It puts the lotion in the basket!

[CountryBob]

Fill your hand you sonofabitch!

[realmenhatelife]

http://flavorwire.com/200333/the-30-harshest-musician-on-musician-insults-in-history/6

You could read this in the meantime.

[realmenhatelife]

Anyone watching Ludo Bites America on Sundance?

[disneyspy]

and my TOTD goes toooooooooooooo


MillieHatchett MillieHatchett
wait...so sexual battery ISN'T what you put in a dildo?

[realmenhatelife]

Oh please dont just read a list of twitter names for 5 minutes.

[disneyspy]

fez has found a party for himself,a lemon party hmmmmm

[Rhah]

Haha, nice uncomfortable pause Fezzie.

[Rhah]

Did anyone call Ronnie out yet on this producer's credit thing? Where it is awesome idea for George Plimpton thing but stupid for the Ron and Fez Documentary?

Way to play the wrong song for Gob's magic, Hicks... hahah

Supposed to be Final Countdown.

[Sue_Bender]

Did anyone call Ronnie out yet on this producer's credit thing? Where it is awesome idea for George Plimpton thing but stupid for the Ron and Fez Documentary?



Not on the air.

[sailor]

In Xanadu did kubla khan a stately pleasure dome decree.

[Gutter]

There are women in certain state's athletic commission's that have reffed UFC matches.

[Manning, Esq.]

Did I hear HTG give Tom Morello props?

Boom - On my good side again.

[realmenhatelife]

In Xanadu did kubla khan a stately pleasure dome decree.

Where Alph the sacred river ran,
through caverns measureless to man,
down to a sunless sea.



I did not have to google that. What are we talking about Colleridge?

[realmenhatelife]

There are women in certain state's athletic commission's that have reffed UFC matches.

Gut, do you like UFC?

[CountryBob]

My doc was my drinking and hunting buddy before I started going to him. Makes it easier when talking after visiting etc...

[Manning, Esq.]

Go Talkbox! Go!

[realmenhatelife]

I hate U2 and I was pretty impressed with Edge in In Might Get Loud

[sailor]

Did anyone call Ronnie out yet on this producer's credit thing? Where it is awesome idea for George Plimpton thing but stupid for the Ron and Fez Documentary?

Way to play the wrong song for Gob's magic, Hicks... hahah

Supposed to be Final Countdown.

I wrote to Ron last week about it and as I figured he said the Plimpton people were a serious set-up and the other guy was some schmoe with no clue what he was doing:

"I guess my thoughts would be that George Plimptons family trusted and supports the documentary and film makers. Fez and I had no knowledge of the untested* " filmmaker" who wanted to do a Ron and Fez doc.********* As a matter of fact I don't see anything similar at all there
*
* What similarity did you find ? "

I wrote back that they were both looking to a sort of grassroots fundraising system. Didn't get a 2nd response.

[Gutter]

Gut, do you like UFC?

eh.....its arite.

[sailor]

Where Alph the sacred river ran,
through caverns measureless to man,
down to a sunless sea.



I did not have to google that. What are we talking about Colleridge?

Htg compared the uncompleted magic restaurant to Xanadu.

[A.J.]

I hate U2 and I was pretty impressed with Edge in In Might Get Loud

I don't hate U2 but I gained a new respect for The Edge based on that film (Jack White too).

[realmenhatelife]

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How could anyone go against Neko Case and not trust a lady pilot?

[sailor]

Much prefer a female doctor.

[disneyspy]

Gut, do you like UFC?

thats all him and his buddy stan talk about in the chat room

[A.J.]

Much prefer a female doctor.

Mine is. It makes the prostate exam more tolerable.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont put a lot of stock in what people say they do or dont believe when not faced with it directly. A person who claims to not fear death will never know if thats true until they're just about to die.

[LeedsJr]

My doc was my drinking and hunting buddy before I started going to him. Makes it easier when talking after visiting etc...

Not to mention how much more enjoyable the prostate exam is now. :lol:

[Manning, Esq.]

I dont put a lot of stock in what people say they do or dont believe when not faced with it directly. A person who claims to not fear death will never know if thats true until they're just about to die.

hmm ... do you fear death?

[DOHO@HOME]

My doc was my drinking and hunting buddy before I started going to him. Makes it easier when talking after visiting etc...

anal probes must be just another saturday night at hunting camp huh

[realmenhatelife]

hmm ... do you fear death?

I dont think I really understand the concept of death.

[Manning, Esq.]

anal probes must be just another saturday night at hunting camp huh

For some likely distrurbing reason, this made me wonder how Ford ever got away with branding a car the Probe. Creating a car name, of all the rare, far-reaching impacts of marketing wizardry, seems so key. Why not avoid the nouns that often get rectally inserted?

[KC2OSO]

man my XM app sucks today. fark.

[Rhah]

omg, htg is 41!

I honestly would be afraid of popping a stiffy with a female doc.

[disneyspy]

lets chat http://tinychat.com/spynetwork in one minte

[CountryBob]

Not to mention how much more enjoyable the prostate exam is now. :lol:

Yeah, no more uncomfortable pauses in the conversation

[DOHO@HOME]

For some likely distrurbing reason, this made me wonder how Ford ever got away with branding a car the Probe. Creating a car name, of all the rare, far-reaching impacts of marketing wizardry, seems so key. Why not avoid the nouns that often get rectally inserted?

that's fucking funny how it made you think of a car and the company that makes them.:lol:

[CountryBob]

anal probes must be just another saturday night at hunting camp huh

Yeah, I'll never let prostate cancer sneak up on me!

[Misteriosa]

did they play the penn jillette unmasked? :unsure:

[Rhah]

I don't think so. He was a guest on OnA earlier.

[sailor]

Mine is. It makes the prostate exam more tolerable.

Turned 40 this year and will never see a male doctor again.

[DOHO@HOME]

Yeah, I'll never let prostate cancer sneak up on me!

all kidding asdie that is a real shitty way to die my buddy passed away a month ago it was hard to watch such a strong man go down like that.
He was a real church going guy as well and at the end he said god really sucked.
Made me laugh

[Rhah]

Sorry for your buddy.

On a lighter note, I'd feel safer if it weren't just me and disney in his chatroom. Sort of like at the Dr. office where there are signs saying if you want another person present for your exam, please ask.

[Misteriosa]

Turned 40 this year and will never see a male doctor again.

yeah. my doctor is a guy. he's so concerned about me getting cancer. he insists on a pelvic exam every time i visit.

[CountryBob]

yeah. my doctor is a guy. he's so concerned about me getting cancer. he insists on a pelvic exam every time i visit.

Haha - really?

[CountryBob]

I heard him say Eggnostic - does that mean he dosent like Omelets or sumphin..tsst tssst

[Misteriosa]

Haha - really?

yeah.. he dims the lights cuz of my head aches and warms the lube up because its so cold. he aslo takes off his gloves. he says he helps him check for cancer better. :) he also gives me a breast exam at the same time

im so lucky to having a caring doctor.

[disneyspy]

Sorry for your buddy.

On a lighter note, I'd feel safer if it weren't just me and disney in his chatroom. Sort of like at the Dr. office where there are signs saying if you want another person present for your exam, please ask.

no one told you to turn on your cam and spread your cheeks

[Manning, Esq.]

Bum

Bum

Bum

[Gutter]

yeah. my doctor is a guy. he's so concerned about me getting cancer. he insists on a pelvic exam every time i visit.

He's very good......and thorough.

[CountryBob]

yeah.. he dims the lights cuz of my head aches and warms the lube up because its so cold. he aslo takes off his gloves. he says he helps him check for cancer better. :) he also gives me a breast exam at the same time

im so lucky to having a caring doctor.

Yes you are

[DOHO@HOME]

yeah. my doctor is a guy. he's so concerned about me getting cancer. he insists on a pelvic exam every time i visit.

now I wish I was your doctor or played one on t.v. I'm not a doctor but I'm willing to take a look at it for you.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,thanks for startin the thread RMHL,have a good one buddays


C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

enjoy the day buddays :bye:

[CountryBob]

You'all come back now - ya hear? :bye:

[sailor]

yeah. my doctor is a guy. he's so concerned about me getting cancer. he insists on a pelvic exam every time i visit.

Ungloved like in the hand that rocks the cradle? He might be stepping over the line, then.

[Misteriosa]

who said anything about cradles? :huh:

[sailor]

yeah.. he dims the lights cuz of my head aches and warms the lube up because its so cold. he aslo takes off his gloves. he says he helps him check for cancer better. :) he also gives me a breast exam at the same time

im so lucky to having a caring doctor.

Dammit, took too long for the same joke. :(

[disneyspy]

"but doctor,i don't have a prostate gland"

"my lord its up here deep in your throat"

[Misteriosa]

"but doctor,i don't have a prostate gland"

"my lord its up here deep in your throat"

wow how did you know?! :blink:

[disneyspy]

wow how did you know?! :blink:

evryone that has seen deep throat knows

[Misteriosa]

evryone that has seen deep throat knows

ive never seen it.

[disneyspy]

i dont have porno cock but its not bad

[sailor]

evryone that has seen deep throat knows

Knows your synopsis is faulty.