View Full Version : Google broke my heart.
StanUpshaw
08-17-2011, 10:14 PM
Google News Archive is gone. They folded into their normal shitty search interface and eliminated the bar graph representation of results.
I don't know if I'm describing this well enough, but believe me when I say that they effectively destroyed one of the best information resources on the planet.
It's really fucking distressing me, and I can't believe Google would do something so shitty.
spoon
08-17-2011, 10:20 PM
you have a heart...ha!
PapaBear
08-17-2011, 10:21 PM
you have a heart...ha!
It only pumps blood.
Google probably did this because of the pressure they've been under for copyright issues.
Snacks
08-17-2011, 10:34 PM
never heard of it but sorry for your loss!
StanUpshaw
08-17-2011, 10:37 PM
A couple of weeks ago, a younger cousin fell out of a window and died. I've know her since she was a baby.
I feel a greater sense of loss right now.
keithy_19
08-17-2011, 10:41 PM
A couple of weeks ago, a younger cousin fell out of a window and died. I've know her since she was a baby.
I feel a greater sense of loss right now.
You're a class act.
StanUpshaw
08-17-2011, 10:44 PM
You're a class act.
I'm not sure you're understanding the impact of this blunder.
This is a global tragedy. As far as I'm concerned, this is modern equivalent of the burning of the library at Alexandria.
you have a heart...ha!
It only pumps blood.
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CountryBob
08-18-2011, 05:52 AM
Damn - that show was so gay
Judge Smails
08-18-2011, 06:14 AM
Google broke my heart.
Google, you're nothing to me now. You're not a search engine, you're not an algorithm. I don't want to know your Google+ or what you PageRank. I don't want to see you on my operating system, I don't want you near my toolbar. When you Google Map my street, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?
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Crash
08-18-2011, 08:44 AM
Anybody got a screen shot of what he's talking about? I must have seen it, but I can't picture it.
StanUpshaw
08-18-2011, 11:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/SQk3y.jpg
With the bar graph feature, it instantaneously gives you this omniscient view of history. Now you have to hunt and peck to find ANYTHING.
newport king
08-18-2011, 12:05 PM
i once clicked the "i'm feeling lucky" button and it changed me forever.
sailor
08-18-2011, 12:12 PM
I still don't get it.
StanUpshaw
08-18-2011, 12:20 PM
I still don't get it.
The internet is a shitty source of information without a proper way of organizing it. Google News Archive was an outstanding organizational tool, and they said fuck it.
Misteriosa
08-18-2011, 12:28 PM
wow.. you're really torn up about this huh..
im sorry [/awkward hug]
sailor
08-18-2011, 12:57 PM
The internet is a shitty source of information without a proper way of organizing it. Google News Archive was an outstanding organizational tool, and they said fuck it.
Oh, yeah, I have one of those! It's very nice.
Crash
08-18-2011, 07:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SQk3y.jpg
With the bar graph feature, it instantaneously gives you this omniscient view of history. Now you have to hunt and peck to find ANYTHING.
Oh...
...well then.
...yes I can definitely see you're...
...
...nope, I got nothin'.
StanUpshaw
08-20-2011, 12:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BEEAQ.png
You are a liar, Toni.
And a whore.
cougarjake13
08-20-2011, 02:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BEEAQ.png
You are a liar, Toni.
And a whore.
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