Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/01/11 - After The Boys Of Summer Are Gone

[Furtherman]

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The little songs of summer are all gone today.
The little insect instruments are all packed away:
The bumblebee's snare drum, the grasshopper's guitar,
The katydid's banjo, the cricket's violin,
The dragonfly's cello have ceased their merry din.
Oh, where is the orchestra? From harpist down to drummer
They've all disappeared with the passing of the summer.

~ by Rowena Bennett

[sailor]

Great thread if it was September 23rd.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,thanks further,spynet is self aware,the crane flies south for the winter

http://www.fhm.com/imgs/630/500/0/original/269249_fullsizeimage_Keeley-lying-down.jpgx

[sailor]

mornin buddays,thanks further,spynet is self aware,the crane flies south for the winter

http://www.fhm.com/imgs/630/500/0/original/269249_fullsizeimage_Keeley-lying-down.jpgx

Great post if it was December 22nd.

[disneyspy]

lets spring into action boppers

[sailor]

lets spring into action boppers

Great post, eh fuck it.

[Furtherman]

Great thread if it was September 23rd.

Technically.

[CountryBob]

Man - that song takes me back. I remember fingering my best friends sister in the back of my Toyota while that song was playing. She had the longest, curliest pubic hair I had ever seen. :smoke:

The song remembers when - dont it?

[Rhah]

Man - that song takes me back. I remember fingering my best friends sister in the back of my Toyota while that song was playing. She had the longest, curliest pubic hair I had ever seen. :smoke:

The song remembers when - dont it?

I just skimmed that as I read it and missed the word "sister".

[CountryBob]

Small town - you might end up fucking a relative if your not careful :wink:

[DOHO@HOME]

Small town - you might end up fucking a relative if your not careful :wink:

careful i say lucky:thumbup:

[sailor]

I just skimmed that as I read it and missed the word "sister".

I missed the "best friend."

[A.J.]

Man - that song takes me back. I remember fingering my best friends sister in the back of my Toyota while that song was playing. She had the longest, curliest pubic hair I had ever seen. :smoke:

The song remembers when - dont it?

Explains your signature.

[CountryBob]

FUCK YEAH! College Football is Back!!!

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VT has an awesome entrance for the team - They blast Enter Sandman loud as shit and it really pumps you up

[disneyspy]

FUCK YEAH! College Football is Back!!!

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VT has an awesome entrance for the team - They blast Enter Sandman loud as shit and it really pumps you up

nothing beats this

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[CountryBob]

Isnt it great? My favorite time of year is now. Football, hunting and colder weather. Life is good again :clap:

[Gutter]

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morning buddays.

at least football is back.

[disneyspy]

chiggy,if you're having trouble,don't use google chrome for some reason its messed up

[CountryBob]

This sucks

[CountryBob]

I feel sad for Ron now - :glurps:

[sailor]

Let's not forget ministry and NWO.

[Rhah]

Someone should email Fez the www.fark.com link. At least then he'd get some crazier news stories.

[disneyspy]

a kim kardashian padded ass costume? what do they use,two air beds?

[CountryBob]

a kim kardashian padded ass costume? what do they use,two air beds?

More like 2 pillows or sumphin ...tss tss

[Misteriosa]

holy crap. today has been a busy morning :wacko:

[CountryBob]

holy crap. today has been a busy morning :wacko:

Howdeeee :bye: Come on in, take your shoes off and relax. Cup of strong cider or lemonade?

[LeedsJr]

Howdeeee :bye: Come on in, take your shoes off and relax. Cup of strong cider or lemonade?

I wouldn't take anything in an open container from him, Misti...

[Misteriosa]

thanks but i'll pass. i still have a lot to do today. yes, we closed 13 cases today, but then 3 old final discharges returned to care. cocaine is a hell of a drug... :down:

no worries, leeds. i wont take anything from him

[CountryBob]

Haha - Pepper and Chris in an argument

Why dont people like the MLK statue?

[CountryBob]

thanks but i'll pass. i still have a lot to do today. yes, we closed 13 cases today, but then 3 old final discharges returned to care. cocaine is a hell of a drug... :down:

no worries, leeds. i wont take anything from him

:down:

[Chimee]

I could just imagine walking into Hicks' apartment with garbage strewn everywhere and a statue sitting in the corner.

[Rhah]

I could just imagine walking into Hicks' apartment with garbage strewn everywhere and a statue sitting in the corner.

episode of hoarders?

[A.J.]

This is the Winston Churchill statue in front of the British Embassy in DC. A couple of years ago someone put a baseball in the right hand. It looked like he's throwing a split finger fastball.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5082/5321107238_c565c9f404.jpg

[sailor]

How does pepper confuse chuck berry and slim Pickens?

[disneyspy]

that caller is crazy,the joe louis statute in detroit is awesome

[A.J.]

that caller is crazy,the joe louis statute in detroit is awesome

The only person who should have a fist as a statue is the Emperor Caligula.

[Gutter]

Texas Rangers are planning a statue for that guy who fell from the railing trying to catch a ball.

[CountryBob]

Texas Rangers are planning a statue for that guy who fell from the railing trying to catch a ball.

That's just fucking weird

[disneyspy]

old school spy report-this statue was designed so when seen from the right angle you get this

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[disneyspy]

The only person who should have a fist as a statue is the Emperor Caligula.

HAHAHAAHAHA,that movie freeked me out as a kid

[Gutter]

That's just fucking weird

yea seriously.....lets remember that horrible event forever while also ensuring there is no way that kid will ever return to the stadium ever again.

I don't think he'll be able to go to a game anywhere ever again, but putting a big fuck off statue of his dead dad out front makes it a sure thing.

[A.J.]

HAHAHAAHAHA,that movie freeked me out as a kid

I figured you'd probably be the only one who get the reference.

[Furtherman]

Texas Rangers are planning a statue for that guy who fell from the railing trying to catch a ball.

That's just fucking weird

It's actually going to be a statue of a man taking his boy to see a ball game. I don't believe it is specifically going to be him, but it will be dedicated to him.

[Gutter]

It's actually going to be a statue of a man taking his boy to see a ball game. I don't believe it is specifically going to be him, but it will be dedicated to him.

well that makes more sense.

[CountryBob]

They should just give that kid a trust fund - it would be put to better use

[Furtherman]

They should play the Jay Mohr audio. C'mon!

[CountryBob]

Holy shit - I saw a guy die yesterday. There was a car hauler that pulled onto the road and this guy was on his motorcycle and ran straight into the back of it doin like 60! It happened right behind me as I was passing the hauler. I pulled over and it was sO sad - the force of him hitting the hauler must have destroyed his innards. Ambulance arrived and started CPR but he was dead immediately. His shoes were knocked off and the police left them in the road for like 20 minutes. I gave a statement to the police and then went and got my oil changed at walmart.

[sailor]

They should play the Jay Mohr audio. C'mon!

Ha, Ron just pissed on your george Lucas story.

[Furtherman]

Holy shit - I saw a guy die yesterday. There was a car hauler that pulled onto the road and this guy was on his motorcycle and ran straight into the back of it doin like 60! It happened right behind me as I was passing the hauler. I pulled over and it was sO sad - the force of him hitting the hauler must have destroyed his innards. Ambulance arrived and started CPR but he was dead immediately. His shoes were knocked off and the police left them in the road for like 20 minutes. I gave a statement to the police and then went and got my oil changed at walmart.

Shades of Duane Allman.

[Furtherman]

Ha, Ron just pissed on your george Lucas story.

He did?

[Misteriosa]

Holy shit - I saw a guy die yesterday. There was a car hauler that pulled onto the road and this guy was on his motorcycle and ran straight into the back of it doin like 60! It happened right behind me as I was passing the hauler. I pulled over and it was sO sad - the force of him hitting the hauler must have destroyed his innards. Ambulance arrived and started CPR but he was dead immediately. His shoes were knocked off and the police left them in the road for like 20 minutes. I gave a statement to the police and then went and got my oil changed at walmart.

oh my goodness! :glurps: any word on what happened to the driver of the hauler?

[CountryBob]

Why do people care if someone follows them on twitter?

[disneyspy]

walmart does oil changes?

[disneyspy]

Why do people care if someone follows them on twitter?

she's an overtweeter that i followed for like an hour,then dropped like all boring over tweeter

[CountryBob]

oh my goodness! :glurps: any word on what happened to the driver of the hauler?

He didn't even feel a thing. The hauler was loaded minus the one car that he dropped off. He was standing there with tears in his eyes. I could only imagine how bad that would make you feel - even though it wasn't his fault

[sailor]

He did?

Yeah. Sorry, just checked and it was smails story, you were the first responder.

He basically said it's old news and fan it's should get over it. I'm not a big fan of the movies but it's still annoying he's changing crap for the worse.

[CountryBob]

walmart does oil changes?
Fuck yeah - it's the best. You can shop and in like 30 minutes you have knocked out 2 chores

[Furtherman]

Yeah. Sorry, just checked and it was smails story, you were the first responder.

He basically said it's old news and fan it's should get over it. I'm not a big fan of the movies but it's still annoying he's changing crap for the worse.

Oh yea... it is annoying.

[disneyspy]

Yeah. Sorry, just checked and it was smails story, you were the first responder.

He basically said it's old news and fan it's should get over it. I'm not a big fan of the movies but it's still annoying he's changing crap for the worse.

fanboys are the blowhards of starwars movies

[sailor]

fanboys are the blowhards of starwars movies

Worst are the out-of-market cowboys fanboys.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

must have an old spynet link, is there a new one?

[disneyspy]

nooners buddays...:bye:

must have an old spynet link, is there a new one?

whats new is old http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

[sailor]

If the kid wants to wear a dress, fine, but no way do you give a kid hormone treatments. Also, no way do you let a 2 year old choose their clothing.

[Dell]

If the kid wants to wear a dress, fine, but no way do you give a kid hormone treatments. Also, no way do you let a 2 year old choose their clothing.

so, your vote is to choose the dress for the kid?

[disneyspy]

i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay...

[sailor]

so, your vote is to choose the dress for the kid?

Ha.

[sailor]

Heck, I don't even agree with piercing an infant's/toddler's ears.

[Gutter]

someone put a bullet in the head of this dead horse conversation about 30 min ago.

[sailor]

I'll kick a tranny's ass.

[Dell]

we used the blue and pink clothing when they were babies so we wouldn't have to correct people when they commented on the babies cuteness...

[Warren Peace]

Devil's Advocate, eh Fez?

[Gutter]

I'll lick a tranny's ass.

jeeeeezus dude.

[sailor]

That wasn't ralphbxny if anyone was wondering.

[CountryBob]

No son of mine is going to wear a dress and embarass me. Until they are 18 they are mine and will follow my rules - after that he can wear a pumpkin for all I care.

[sailor]

Where did Ron get that married guys aren't attracted to other women? Making a commitment to not act on that attraction is something totally different.

[sailor]

jeeeeezus dude.

Ha, I see you went to the DS school of quoting.

[CountryBob]

anyone heard from Silera on hows shes doin?

[Gutter]

Ha, I see you went to the DS school of quoting.

got a masters in snarky

[disneyspy]

woo hoo!! my cable company just added NFL REDZONE and the NFL CHANNEL and i just added them for 10 bucks a month,i feel like happiest little girl in happyland

[CountryBob]

woo hoo!! my cable company just added NFL REDZONE and the NFL CHANNEL and i just added them for 10 bucks a month,i feel like happiest little girl in happyland

I pay like $150 per month for Directv and dont have Redzone - nice one!

[sailor]

woo hoo!! my cable company just added NFL REDZONE and the NFL CHANNEL and i just added them for 10 bucks a month,i feel like happiest little girl in happyland

Your mom gonna let you wear a dress?

[CountryBob]

I had a cousin that was a sissy when we were growing up. He would rather dance and watch sopa operas rather than play football and do boy stuff. We knew he was a homo and when he was older he came out and lives with a dude.

It was no shock to any of us.

[sailor]

Who calls a girl a faggot anyways?

[CountryBob]

Letting our parents down is a pretty common thing - parents want the best for their kids. My Dad admitted to me the other day how sad he was that I dont have any kids (especially a son). Our family name ends with me and that hurts him. I was shocked

[A.J.]

woo hoo!! my cable company just added NFL REDZONE and the NFL CHANNEL and i just added them for 10 bucks a month,i feel like happiest little girl in happyland

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yJrGmuzPgUo/TfzBjq_qf1I/AAAAAAAAAHw/UCPECplHD54/s320/dieter.jpg

[disneyspy]

Your league currently contains an odd number of teams
You must have an even number of teams in order to determine schedule and draft.

need one more team or i give drjoek the boot

[CountryBob]

I have an addiction to Lemon suckers. I keep a bunch in my desk at work and I'm on my 6th one today. I feel helpless and might need rehab:help:

[disneyspy]

holy shit,fez just named the same two shows i did in the FALL TV SHOWS YOU'LL WATCH thread,i might have a secret

[CountryBob]

holy shit,fez just named the same two shows i did in the FALL TV SHOWS YOU'LL WATCH thread,i might have a secret

Haha!

[disneyspy]

Haha!

don't laugh at me,i was born this way

[CountryBob]

don't laugh at me,i was born this way

Like lettuce wraps - do ya?

[disneyspy]

i've never had them but they sound delishious

[A.J.]

Like lettuce wraps - do ya?

And half slices.

[sailor]

We haven't run into other species because the universe is really damn big.

[Dell]

We haven't run into other species because the universe is really damn big.

and the ocean is really damn deep!

[CountryBob]

and the ocean is really damn deep!

Yeah, I bet there's lots of fishes and stuff in there or sumphin ... Tss Tss....

[Dell]

Yeah, I bet there's lots of fishes and stuff in there or sumphin ... Tss Tss....

especially the sumphin...tss tss!

all kidding aside, I work for an organization that explores space but there is a vast amount of oceans that remain unexplored...

[CountryBob]

Dell, Im going on Saturday to a Dove hunting and dinner event - sponsored by McCallan. Nothin better than getting drunk and shooting shotguns!

[Dell]

Dell, Im going on Saturday to a Dove hunting and dinner event - sponsored by McCallan. Nothin better than getting drunk and shooting shotguns!

if you like shooting, dove hunting will make you happy...bring a lot of shells

add enough Scotch and you could Cheney that biatch...

[sailor]

especially the sumphin...tss tss!

all kidding aside, I work for an organization that explores space but there is a vast amount of oceans that remain unexplored...

We've only discovered like 7% of the sea species or some such number.

[Misteriosa]

back. went to replace my stolen metro card. i went all the way down to sirius xm territory. maybe i shoulda went into the studio :tongue:

[CountryBob]

if you like shooting, dove hunting will make you happy...bring a lot of shells

add enough Scotch and you could Cheney that biatch...

Yep - I have 200 rounds and I'm taking my baboon liver with me for the copias amounts of scotch....:drunk:

[CountryBob]

We've only discovered like 7% of the sea species or some such number.

So youre saying that Mermaids could possibly be real? Yes!

[sailor]

especially the sumphin...tss tss!

all kidding aside, I work for an organization that explores space but there is a vast amount of oceans that remain unexplored...

Oh, yeah? Well, I used to run the SETI screensaver on my pc.

[disneyspy]

back. went to replace my stolen metro card. i went all the way down to sirius xm territory. maybe i shoulda went into the studio :tongue:

ya you coulda played misti for me on my radio

[sailor]

Yes, he had to get the hat to Ron!

[disneyspy]

on the radio

have a good one buddays


C'YA!!

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

golf tournament tomorrow at Williamsburg National, so have a great Labor Day weekend (hope you have Monday off)!

[sailor]

Hawking is NOT the smartest guy on the planet. He's simply the most famous really smart guy.

[Furtherman]

Hawking is NOT the smartest guy on the planet. He's simply the most famous really smart guy.

Truth.

[disneyspy]

i could kick hawking's ASS!

NOW WHO'S SMART!

[sailor]

Truth.

It's like saying cake boss is the best baker on the planet because you saw him on tv.

[DOHO@HOME]

i could kick hawking's ASS!

NOW WHO'S SMART!

Umm you are of course he's in a wheel chair and has to talk through a I pad or sumpthin

[CountryBob]

Hawking is NOT the smartest guy on the planet. He's simply the most famous really smart guy.

Well said - I think his smartness has something to do with that chair of power he rides in.

[hanso]

http://i.imgur.com/5QIh9.jpg
Ron bings up ufo's and Ancient Aliens show. First I've heard him do so.

[disneyspy]

razzle dazzle,hey buddays