Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 09/22/11 - Insert Witty Title Here

[Misteriosa]

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Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

You're friends are waiting (http://tinychat.com/spynetwork)

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[Baby DEW Year]

:bye:

[Sue_Bender]

Mornin', Folks.

[LeedsJr]

Somebody let me know when HTG is gone.

[Misteriosa]

Somebody let me know when HTG is gone.

she's gone.

[A.J.]

Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 09/21/11 - Insert Witty Title Here

Based on the pic, more like TITTY Title.

[A.J.]

she's gone.

What went wrong?

[Misteriosa]

Based on the pic, more like TITTY Title.

wakka wakka!

i inserted the picture after the fact. :o christina is becoming my go-to photo girl.

[LeedsJr]

she's gone.

What went wrong?

I'd pay the devil to replace her.

[A.J.]

I'd pay the devil to replace her.

THANK you.

[CountryBob]

Boobs!

[sailor]

That guy was a moron; because there are still some murders, the death penalty and also imprisonment don't deter people at all? Can you be that dumb?

[Gutter]

Mornin buddays......just got to work bout a half hour ago.......only two hours late today. not bad. Misti, you're "insert witty title here" title is a witty title.

annnnnnd boobs.

[CountryBob]

Court cases sometimes aggravate me.

Down here there was a cop that got his head blown off - at the top of the stairs in a house. He was responding to a domestic call and went to the bedroom to talk to the guy. Guy opens up the door and shot him point blank. It took a 2 and a half years or so to have the trial and there was so many people defending the guy saying he was innocent. He filed a counter suit claiming police brutality. He was the only person in the house as the other cop was talking to the wife outside on the porch and both witnessed the deed and when the guy came down the stairs with blood and the gun in his hand.

There was talk of a mistrial for so long and I dont know if it has ever been finalized.

[CountryBob]

Oh boy - we finally figured out that money buys everything. #latetotheparty

[Misteriosa]

i wasnt something "bad for me" for lunch. something terrible fattening, but not mcdonalds. that makes me sick.

[CountryBob]

i wasnt something "bad for me" for lunch. something terrible fattening, but not mcdonalds. that makes me sick.

Im doing Mexican today

or Chinese

[CountryBob]

Why dont we just Escape from New York this shit already

[Gutter]

i wasnt something "bad for me" for lunch. something terrible fattening, but not mcdonalds. that makes me sick.

get what I like to call, "the fat kid special" grilled or breaded chicken on a long roll with bacon lettuce, mayo and yellow american. a snapple and some kettle chips to top it off.....

or

bring back that long roll, but get turkey, roast beef, cheddar cheese, russian dressing and bacon.

[Misteriosa]

Im doing Mexican today

or Chinese

i dont care who you are trying fuck, sir.. im thinking about lunch.

[Gutter]

i dont care who you are trying fuck, sir.. im thinking about lunch.

:laugh::clap::laugh:

[CountryBob]

Is anybody here really satisfied with their job and look forward to it everyday?

I swear I have never felt that way and dont think I ever will....

I need a change of scenery - fast

[Misteriosa]

get what I like to call, "the fat kid special" grilled or breaded chicken on a long roll with bacon lettuce, mayo and yellow american. a snapple and some kettle chips to top it off.....

or

bring back that long roll, but get turkey, roast beef, cheddar cheese, russian dressing and bacon.

hmm... this could work.

im thinking maybe a grilled steak hero with some chips and a 20 oz soda, then followed up with a healthy serving of self loathing...

[LeedsJr]

i wasnt something "bad for me" for lunch. something terrible fattening, but not mcdonalds. that makes me sick.

I'm thinking about just drinking my lunch. Again.

[CountryBob]

i dont care who you are trying fuck, sir.. im thinking about lunch.

Nice! :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Is anybody here really satisfied with their job and look forward to it everyday?

I swear I have never felt that way and dont think I ever will....

I need a change of scenery - fast
This.. so this...
I'm thinking about just drinking my lunch. Again.

i wish. it would make the day so much easier..

:unsure: you're not talking about a slim fast, right?

[CountryBob]

If the phone rings take a message for me - Im out for 30

[LeedsJr]

Is anybody here really satisfied with their job and look forward to it everyday?

I swear I have never felt that way and dont think I ever will....

I need a change of scenery - fast

I can say I'm satisfied, but I only look forward to it after a weekend of my kids driving me crazier than usual.

[Gutter]

hmm... this could work.

im thinking maybe a grilled steak hero with some chips and a 20 oz soda, then followed up with a healthy serving of self loathing...

if you go with the steak sammich.....get bacon on it. the answer is always bacon.

[LeedsJr]

This.. so this...


i wish. it would make the day so much easier..

:unsure: you're not talking about a slim fast, right?

More like the George Thorogood lunch. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
And then maybe seconds. :innocent:

[Misteriosa]

if you go with the steak sammich.....get bacon on it. the answer is always bacon.

i cant. its run by a bunch of muslims. no pork; however, they do sell smokes and alcohol... they make some great sandwiches tho...

[Gutter]

i cant. its run by a bunch of muslims. no pork; however, they do sell smokes and alcohol... they make some great sandwiches tho...

great sammiches have bacon.

[Baby DEW Year]

i cant. its run by a bunch of muslims. no pork; however, they do sell smokes and alcohol... they make some great sandwiches tho...

great sammiches have bacon.

B.Y.O.B. :devil2:

[A.J.]

Is anybody here really satisfied with their job and look forward to it everyday?

I swear I have never felt that way and dont think I ever will....

I need a change of scenery - fast

I used to be until about a year and a half ago.

[realmenhatelife]

Hey boners,
Sick day for me today.

Any chance you can help my friend get a shot to play the 9:30 club?

http://dcweek.uservoice.com/forums/128631-dcweek-9-30-club-music-submissions/suggestions/2228388-tiger-gilliam?ref=title

Click vote in the left hand corner of the screen, enter your email and select 3 votes. Dont worry about the email, they dont send you anything.

I would be much obliged.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

[Gutter]

Is anybody here really satisfied with their job and look forward to it everyday?

I swear I have never felt that way and dont think I ever will....

I need a change of scenery - fast

no....i hate my job....my boss is cool and i hate my job. I can't imagine I'd still be here if my bosses were assholes on top of it.

This same thing every day routine is not for me at all. just the repetition of it is killing me....its like, so this is it? everyday, five days a week, same fucking thing? wake up, take a shower, on to the bus, on to the train, sit in front of a computer for 8 hours?.....not for me.

[Gutter]

B.Y.O.B. :devil2:

BDYBHOB (baby dew year brings his own bacon)

[Dell]

is anyone else having trouble with the super secret site?

[Misteriosa]

is anyone else having trouble with the super secret site?

yeah... it just force closed.

[Gutter]

John Singleton should be a hype. I would love to hear about that video game he was making with Snoop Dogg that never got out of production.

[Dell]

yeah... it just force closed.

well, I could skip work and go sit in my car...

[deliciousV]

Is anybody here really satisfied with their job and look forward to it everyday?

I swear I have never felt that way and dont think I ever will....

I need a change of scenery - fast

Part time beach bum (seasonal work) and full time drunk, I can't wait to wake up, sober up, and hydrate each and every day so I can get started again! I'm living the life my friend, as long as my liver holds up.

[CountryBob]

I feel that I have so much more to offer. Closest I have come to enjoying my job was when I sold coal for a major company. The perks were awesome and I was challenged - now it's just enforcing company rules and making sure benefits are working. Boring yawn and under pay. May be the job gods will bless me with everything I need to be satisfied soon

[Misteriosa]

well, I could skip work and go sit in my car...

Its working again.

[Chigworthy]

Its working again.

The one that bites or the one that spreads?

[CountryBob]

Boys in the hood was great

[Dell]

The one that bites or the one that spreads?

the one that spreads is still down on my end...

[Misteriosa]

i'm tired of these motherfucking interns eating my motherfucking breakfast!

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/714/714135/snakes-on-a-plane-20060622062440854.jpg

[Misteriosa]

The one that bites or the one that spreads?

the site that spreads...

[Gutter]

i'm tired of these motherfucking interns eating my motherfucking breakfast!

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/714/714135/snakes-on-a-plane-20060622062440854.jpg

hahaha Hicks losing his mind is the best.

[Gutter]

Hicks: That's a free agent breakfast right there.

:laugh::laugh:

[patrick187]

Help me out here. Zito is an intern and not an employee right???

[Misteriosa]

Help me out here. Zito is an intern and not an employee right???

i dont know.

[Misteriosa]

you do not share sex toys.. :nono:

[sailor]

Hicks is such a bad actor.

[deliciousV]

seems like Zit has been around way too long for an internship. I understood his sitiuation to be full time employee of another failed show at Sirius that was then forced onto Ron after they bitched about never having Dave and Earl replaced.

[CountryBob]

I knew 2 chicks that lived together and chick A had her favorite vibrator in her underwear drawer. She told me that she decided to whip it out one day because she finally bought batteries for it. To her shock, it had batteries in it now but she threw them out when they were dead. She confronted her roomate and chick B confessed to using her vibrator.

Some say gross - I say HOT!

[benjamin]

Someone please pull the audio from "Fezzie dont cry".
I love that song.

[CountryBob]

you do not share sex toys.. :nono:

I found this out the hard way (no pun intended). I pulled out a dildo that I had used on a chick before and the new chick fucking went ballistic. It grossed her out so bad that she clammed up and the gates were closed for the night.

Oh no Fezzie - a re-usable jack rag? I bet his cat drags it into the den and rolls around on it.

[Misteriosa]

I knew 2 chicks that lived together and chick A had her favorite vibrator in her underwear drawer. She told me that she decided to whip it out one day because she finally bought batteries for it. To her shock, it had batteries in it now but she threw them out when they were dead. She confronted her roomate and chick B confessed to using her vibrator.

Some say gross - I say HOT!

no no no no no no no no no.

if they were not romantically involved, they shouldnt be sharing those toys. Chick B doesnt know if Chick A has a disease or vice versa.

[CountryBob]

no no no no no no no no no.

if they were not romantically involved, they shouldnt be sharing those toys. Chick B doesnt if Chick A has a disease or vice versa.

Yeah - she was so wierded out that she started looking for somewhere to move (and did). Chick B said "but I boiled it after I used it" but didnt even clean it before using it.

[Misteriosa]

I found this out the hard way (no pun intended). I pulled out a dildo that I had used on a chick before and the new chick fucking went ballistic. It grossed her out so bad that she clammed up and the gates were closed for the night.

Oh no Fezzie - a re-usable jack rag? I bet his cat drags it into the den and rolls around on it.

and rightfully so. there are many diseases that dont present symptoms on a woman since everything occurs internally. the only way to even know you have something is to specifically get tested for it.

[CountryBob]

and rightfully so. there are many diseases that dont present symptoms on a woman since everything occurs internally. the only way to even know you have something is to specifically get tested for it.

I have such a great affect on women I should write a book (on what not to do)!

[Sue_Bender]

Is the fake stolen breakfast gag meant to get Fez to speak up and get angry?


Where we goin'?

[CountryBob]

Haha - damnit Ron you fucking kill me sometimes! :clap:

[Misteriosa]

is pepper doing yahoo news now?

MUST YOU TAKE EVERYTHING AWAY FROM FEZZY! [/sarcasm]

[Gutter]

I fucking love this Zito kid.

[CountryBob]

He sings good too (no homo)

[deliciousV]

Who uses a jack rag anyway? I go with the "belly bib" just lay a paper towel on the target area and let it fly, no easier clean up possible, just roll up the offensive goo befouled towel and shit can it.

[Gutter]

Who uses a jack rag anyway? I go with the "belly bib" just lay a paper towel on the target area and let it fly, no easier clean up possible, just roll up the offensive goo befouled towel and shit can it.

wait.....who was talking about jacking it?

[CountryBob]

Who uses a jack rag anyway? I go with the "belly bib" just lay a paper towel on the target area and let it fly, no easier clean up possible, just roll up the offensive goo befouled towel and shit can it.

Jay Mohr had a great bit about jerking off on his belly and creating a map of Hawaii.

[CountryBob]

Friday! I love that fucking movie!

"You just got knocked the fuck out!"

[Misteriosa]

the smoking baby is from indonesia, not the philipines

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K2Y69VIT9XY/ThoEYTlg3rI/AAAAAAAAA24/c-spmkrSHIE/s1600/smoking-baby-indonesia.jpg

[CountryBob]

the smoking baby is from indonesia, not the philipines

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K2Y69VIT9XY/ThoEYTlg3rI/AAAAAAAAA24/c-spmkrSHIE/s1600/smoking-baby-indonesia.jpg

I have used his pic as an avatar before - he's cool. :smoke:

[deliciousV]

wait.....who was talking about jacking it?

are we listening to the same show?

[ihaveabadmonkey]

Zito as a heel is the best.

[Gutter]

are we listening to the same show?

I dunno......last I heard before the break, Zito had bit into Hicks sammich with his mono fangs and ronnie b. said it was yahoo news time after the jump.

[deliciousV]

there is a Fez's Jack rag discussion

[LeedsJr]

I can't even stand using the word "cheating" for what they're talking about.
What it boils down to is lying.

[LeedsJr]

This caller is full of shit. If he went to jail, he was trying to arrange a meeting.

[Gutter]

there is a Fez's Jack rag discussion

glad I missed that.

[LeedsJr]

Here comes some serious bullshit calls.

[LeedsJr]

I can agree with Ron about bachelor parties. I have been to a bachelor party that was basically an orgy, and been to another that was a nice dinner followed by a show by a professional belly dancer.

[CountryBob]

I have never cheated on any girl I was dating - but I have had sex with chicks that were dating someone when I was single.

Any difference?

[CountryBob]

I can agree with Ron about bachelor parties. I have been to a bachelor party that was basically an orgy, and been to another that was a nice dinner followed by a show by a professional belly dancer.

That sounds lame - I want to get my knot ploished if possible at a bachelor party

[LeedsJr]

I have never cheated on any girl I was dating - but I have had sex with chicks that were dating someone when I was single.

Any difference?

Yeah, there's a difference. You're not the one who broke a promise.
Still not an honorable thing to do.

[LeedsJr]

That sounds lame - I want to get my knot ploished if possible at a bachelor party

I wasn't bothered by it because I was married by then, so I wouldn't have done anything anyway. Some of the younger guys weren't too happy, so they went to a strip club.

[CountryBob]

Yeah, there's a difference. You're not the one who broke a promise.
Still not an honorable thing to do.

Some situations, I am unwavering in my honor - but others, I have problems

[CountryBob]

I wasn't bothered by it because I was married by then, so I wouldn't have done anything anyway. Some of the younger guys weren't too happy, so they went to a strip club.

Yeah, Im not married but would feel the same as you if I was.

I hosted a bachelor party for a friend and the stripper was letting guys go down on her and blew the bachelor right in front of everybody (which was weird). There was a bunch of married friends present and the next day, the bachelor told his future bride what happened. She was cool about it with him but told some of the wives what happened. A bunch of friends got in major trouble.

[CountryBob]

We have hired about 50 employees in the Chicago area recently for programming and 90% of them are Indian and so hard to understand on the phone. I have spent 45 minutes trying to solve a problem that would have taken 4 minutes if I had a fucking translator. I fell llike I am talking to Dell support.

[Misteriosa]

I have never cheated on any girl I was dating - but I have had sex with chicks that were dating someone when I was single.

Any difference?

yes, there is a difference. my ex cheated on me. i wasnt mad at the girl (who eventually went on to become his fiance), because she wasnt the one who was in a relationship. i was FURIOUS at him tho, and left him the day after i found out. I always wanted to ask her if it ever made her uncomfortable that she was going out with a cheater and if she ever thought the same would happen to her.

[CountryBob]

My cousin has been married for 15 years and his wife and him have an agreement. He gives her his approval to have sex with a stranger when she goes on mini vacations etc with the girls if she want to. She must use protection and it has to be a stranger (not someone he would know).

He does not ever want to cheat on her but she has given him her blessing.

This works for them - but is strange to me

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[CountryBob]

yes, there is a difference. my ex cheated on me. i wasnt mad at the girl (who eventually went on to become his fiance), because she wasnt the one who was in a relationship. i was FURIOUS at him tho, and left him the day after i found out. I always wanted to ask her if it ever made her uncomfortable that she was going out with a cheater and if she ever thought the same would happen to her.

I had a chick that cheated on me many times - and when I found out i wanted to rip someones head off but held my temper, found the current guy she was fucking and shook his hand and thanked him for helping me end a horrible relationship.

i still would love to find a chick to beat her ass for me

[Sue_Bender]

Nico will be coming in again tomorrow to discuss his impending trip?

Am I missing the entertainment value of planning someone else's vacation?


Boy, I get grumpy.

[CountryBob]

:bye: CountryBob away!

[CountryBob]

Nico will be coming in again tomorrow to discuss his impending trip?

Am I missing the entertainment value of planning someone else's vacation?


Boy, I get grumpy.

If you are really a chick I might understand occasional grumpiness.