UFC 135: Jon Jones kills a high-functioning retard

[StanUpshaw]

Prelims live now:
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Preliminary Card (Facebook)
Light Heavyweight bout: James Te Huna vs. Ricardo Romero
Bantamweight bout: Takeya Mizugaki vs. Cole Escovedo
Featherweight bout: Junior Assunção vs. Eddie Yagin[1]

Preliminary Card (televised)
Middleweight bout: Nick Ring vs. Tim Boetsch
Lightweight bout: Tony Ferguson vs. Aaron Riley

Main Card
Lightweight bout: Nate Diaz vs. Takanori Gomi
Heavyweight bout: Travis Browne vs. Rob Broughton
Heavyweight bout: Ben Rothwell vs. Mark Hunt
Welterweight bout: Matt Hughes vs. Josh Koscheck
Light Heavyweight Championship: Jon Jones vs. Quinton Jackson

[StanUpshaw]

Rampage will get annihilated, and it will be fun to watch, but I don't really care about that fight.

I really wanted to see the Hughes-Sanchez fight, and I thought Hughes had a fair chance of winning. Agaist Koscheck, I don't like his chances of winning, and I don't like our chances of an exciting fight.

What I AM really looking forward to is the Diaz-Gomi fight. Nick vs. Gomi is my #1 or #2 favorite fight ever, and I can only pray that they carry over some of that heat. If there's anyone who has never seen that fight, do yourself a favor:

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[StanUpshaw]

Seriously this fight is going to own, so you should probably watch (http://www.kiwisportz.eu/stream-1.html).

[sailor]

seemed really one-sided.

[StanUpshaw]

Yup.

Fuckin Japan. :sad:

[StanUpshaw]

Dear god how did this fight ever make the main card???

[StanUpshaw]

Did Mark Hunt get a swastika tattooed on his neck?

[newport king]

just tuned in, miss anything?

[StanUpshaw]

just tuned in, miss anything?

Not really. There was a nice throw on the Spike show (that I missed too). The Mizugaki fight was pretty good. Diaz styled all over Gomi, lots of fat guys stunk up the joint.

[newport king]

this is really a weak card

[StanUpshaw]

I fuckin hate Rogan sometimes. You get stood up due to INACTIVITY. It doesn't fucking matter what position you're in.

[StanUpshaw]

this is really a weak card

These two HW fights on the main card are inexcusable.

[StanUpshaw]

God dammit, I really want Hughes to win. :glurps:

[StanUpshaw]

:sad::sad::sad:

[newport king]

Kos is a good heel, but hate to see a great get destroyed like that

[newport king]

Rampage winning this fight by anything other than connecting with a homerun swing would be shocking.

[StanUpshaw]

It's the definition of "puncher's chance".

[StanUpshaw]

Jones has been training with Rich Franklin I see.

[newport king]

monkey style? no racism intended.

[newport king]

really good job by rampage ducking those bows.

[StanUpshaw]

After watching one round, I predict a liver kick finish, and it will be glorious.

[StanUpshaw]

Rampage throwing leg kicks...adorable.

[newport king]

omg on the triangle attempt. 10 more seconds its over

[newport king]

this kid is scary good

[StanUpshaw]

I hope the "Hey! Look over there!"-punch catches on. That was awesome.

And they should take a point for that shit after the bell.

[StanUpshaw]

This Jonathan Jones fella is pretty talented!

[StanUpshaw]

Jesus Christ 4 rounds and he's not even breathing hard.

[TripleSkeet]

Jones is no fucking joke. Holy shit he made Rampage look like a child.

[newport king]

he breaks down everyone he fights. he's a freak.

[StanUpshaw]

The next time he loses will be in 2017 when he's finally too big to make 205 and he's so drained from weight cut that he's unable to stop Wrestletron200's takedown.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I didn't get to see the card tonight because I was in Philly, but I was hoping that even with Bones' face posted all over the place he wasn't getting "First 20 minutes of Rocky III" disease.

Glad to see that wasn't the case AT ALL.