Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/4/11. Who wants a Banger in the Mouth?

[IamFogHat]

How aaaaaarrrrreeee you?

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Alia_Shawkat/5234/alia_shawkat_photo_5.jpg

Unless a seal took it, let's lend a hand to lil Stanley
(http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

They just unfroze the company stock, go pick up a Davey Mac shirt.
(http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Hey, just what is a Ron & Fez? I'd want to get in there and find some answers. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Your friends are waiting for you in the Disneyspy Stage Fighting Workshop (http://tinychat.com/spynetwork)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

[Gutter]

hahaha the Fez Life sig pic is awesome.

[Baby DEW Year]

things are getting tense on the Shit Show!

[Furtherman]

Seriously... who is this guy and why are they fighting?

[realmenhatelife]

It's producer Danny and engineer Mars, whom dont like eachother. Danny has had the exact same fight with Steve, Po, probably Eric and god knows who else.

[realmenhatelife]

Although I do beleive the implication that Mars had something to do with Derek being fired and had to beg for his own job is a new one.

[Rhah]

Morning, recovering from some stomach cramps/food poisoning last night :flush:

[Misteriosa]

Although I do beleive the implication that Mars had something to do with Derek being fired and had to beg for his own job is a new one.

who is derek?

[realmenhatelife]

I know she's selling it as a 'we're all tired of social apathy etc etc' but the series is about an executive who has a nervous breakdown and returns to her old life after 3 months in a Hawaiin treatment facility.



I know that taps relatably into the way I feel coopted in America.

[realmenhatelife]

who is derek?

He was a producer that only did production work I think, he left the show last fall or two years ago.

[Baby DEW Year]

who is derek?

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/l/turn_2_holiday_201207/derek_jeter_5070627.jpg

[Sloppy2nds]

It's producer Danny and engineer Mars, whom dont like eachother. Danny has had the exact same fight with Steve, Po, probably Eric and god knows who else.

Danny seems to have a problem with everyone...eventually. I'd love to see him get into it with Sam. Sam would rip him a new ass. And not in the way Danny would like. Yeah, I said it.

[realmenhatelife]

Danny seems to have a problem with everyone...eventually. I'd love to see him get into it with Sam. Sam would rip him a new ass. And not in the way Danny would like. Yeah, I said it.

I dont think he would with Sam, his crew seems to be Sam, Travis and Roland. I would love to see him get into it with Jimmy or Opie which I think is much more possible.

And who are we kidding, he's going to blow up with Ant eventually too. Those types of relationships always go somewhere sour eventually.

[realmenhatelife]

So I maintain that the whole Arrested Development nonsense is bullshit for reasons covered elsewhere.


Last night I'm talking to my brother about it and I realize they got a Strangers with Candy movie made, a Reno 911 movie made, a Night at the Roxbury movie made. Do you really think they just haven't been able to get Arrested Development made, with Ron Howard and Brian Glazer having close ties to the show? Seriously?


Voice overs are ok, but I will go in for a director cut of a movie, but not just 'additional scenes.'

[sailor]

Yay, hippie talk with Laura Dern.

[Gutter]

Directors cut of Donnie Darko is awesome.

and LOTR with the extra 45 min in each is better too.

[Gutter]

When has anyone ever said, "a scissors?" If it's out of reach, you would always say, "Could you pass me the scissors"

saying "a scissors" is like saying, "I eated a butter" and everyone knows that just cat talk.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3600000/I-EATED-A-BUTTER-funny-kitties-3641515-646-650.jpg

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

got to check out the LOTR with the extra footage (google shopping, here I come)...

[Dell]

I've often posed a similar to this question...

why is it a Five Dollar Bill and not a Five Dollars Bill?

the bill has Five Dollars written on it...same applies to the 2, 10, etc...

[sailor]

Seriously? It's a pair of scissors. Next topic.

[Gutter]

moaning buddays...:bye:

got to check out the LOTR with the extra footage (google shopping, here I come)...

it awesome!! Totally worth it. you gotta get these though, because I don't think the one that has the entire trilogy in one has all the extra discs for each part. Each movie is on two discs for 3hrs 45min for each movie and two additional discs of behind the scenes and making of footage. There is some really cool art included with each edition too.

http://www.getthebigpicture.net/storage/anjelica/extended-rings.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1303849928333

[StanUpshaw]

There's no reason why the singular shouldn't just be scissor.

Saying "a pair of scissors" is retarded when it's a singular unit. It would only make sense if we called each individual arm "a scissor," but we don't. We call it a knife.

[LeedsJr]

There's no reason why the singular shouldn't just be scissor.

Saying "a pair of scissors" is retarded when it's a singular unit. It would only make sense if we called each individual arm "a scissor," but we don't. We call it a knife.

That's crazy talk. Everyone knows 2 knives paired that way make knissors.

[realmenhatelife]

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[StanUpshaw]

Or make it "a scissors" and "some scissorses".

[realmenhatelife]

Not that facts matter, but Thomas Jane said that his decision not to stay gay was mandated by his DNA, which implies that sexuality is not a choice.

[sailor]

Fez says he has trouble spitting things out and no one makes a cum joke??

[Gutter]

I don't want to go to certain countries because I've watched episodes of Locked Up Abroad. I can't imagine Amanda Knox would want to leave even her hometown after all she's gone through. Can't wait for her episode of LUA though. haha.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't want to go to certain countries because I've watched episodes of Locked Up Abroad. I can't imagine Amanda Knox would want to leave even her hometown after all she's gone through. Can't wait for her episode of LUA though. haha.

You can go to those countries, just dont try to smuggle hash like those idiots.



Nay on the C Word, it's so played out. Yay on Rhiannon, who looks like a toasted Reese Witherspoon with a bigger ass.

[Gutter]

You can go to those countries, just dont try to smuggle hash like those idiots.



Nay on the C Word, it's so played out. Yay on Rhiannon, who looks like a toasted Reese Witherspoon with a bigger ass.

I couldn't even make it into Canada without issue and I didn't try to smuggle anything in. Hell, they didn't even check. Fined me for $200 at the boarder for a 9 year old DUI though.

[IamFogHat]

Did anyone appreciate my all Arrested Development themed thread?

[Gutter]

Did anyone appreciate my all Arrested Development themed thread?

I caught it. fear not Mr. Hat. you topical bastard you.

[Misteriosa]

im always super busy during the show :down:

people think i have nothing better to do that work here.. :dry: whaa my tooth hurts! whaaa why is this body part blue green?

fucking cry babies ' round here anymore.. :smoke:

[Gutter]

has Fez been sneaking drinks today? holy fuck.

[Furtherman]

He's gonna pop!

[LeedsJr]

Holy shit. Wha' happened?

[realmenhatelife]

maybe he really has been drinking today.

[Gutter]

Holy shit. Wha' happened?

Fez is talking about Zito and Fez really hates Zito's on air personality. I think he's a little butt hurt that the "Yay/Nay" Zito segment went in Zito's favor.

[LeedsJr]

has Fez been sneaking drinks today? holy fuck.

maybe he really has been drinking today.

All this talk of drinking is making me mighty thirsty. :drunk:

[Rhah]

Fez is going to get fired before he breaks down for his anger at fellow employees.

[A.J.]

Fez's tirade reminded me of this:

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[bohicanator]

Anyone else notice that Fez lost his lisp when he was rip snortin' mad ;> lol.

[Melk]

I don't understand the Fez outbursts at all.

[sailor]

So fez is mad Zito is doing a character on the air and is himself off air?

[LeedsJr]

He's talking about great R&B voices and his competition for the best are two pasty white guys?

[LeedsJr]

Yes, Fez, there may be some listeners that dislike you.
Being called cocksucking assholes will put some people off that way.

[LeedsJr]

"Cocksucker listener caller...I guess, 3..."

Made me burst out laughing.

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,what the hell did i miss? and why are cock suckers a bad thing to fez?

[LeedsJr]

The Advice Show...

[Gutter]

hahaha AJ that stimpy vid is awesome. friggin hilarious.

[LeedsJr]

hey buddays,what the hell did i miss? and why are cock suckers a bad thing to fez?

Fez losing his mind at Zito for making fun of the way he said "deathpthft".

[Rhah]

hey buddays,what the hell did i miss? and why are cock suckers a bad thing to fez?

Fez has a secret, spy. He'd be offended if you called him a cuntlicker.

[Dell]

hey buddays,what the hell did i miss? and why are cock suckers a bad thing to fez?

mod quote?

[disneyspy]

hahahaha

caller-what is your type fez?

fez- you,bend over

[Rhah]

mod quote?

lol. mod quote is our version of isolate :)

[disneyspy]

to the cocksucker mod that is running some check right now

STOP IT YOU'RE KILLING ISPY!!

[disneyspy]

this is just too fucking funny,some guy posted this on our pickem messages


Disneydork
Posted by: Jerry Message ID: 12 10/4 11:58 am | Post | < Previous | Next >
I usually don't post anything, but I can't stand loudmouth dickheads. I picture Disney as a fatass computer geek who never played football (or any sport for that matter), but thinks he's God because he plays a mindless pickem game. C'mon, get a fuckin life.


i love when people don't get the fun i have with aggie and spoon and take me winning personally

[Gutter]

hahaha that's funny spy. the guy pretty much nailed it too!

[disneyspy]

hey drjoek I KICKED YOUR FUCKING ASS IN OUR FANTASY LEAGUE!!

[disneyspy]

hahaha that's funny spy. the guy pretty much nailed it too!

ha i know,now i'm a computer geek and a fatass,fuckin love it,i'm hacking into all your shit you fucks

[sailor]

to the cocksucker mod that is running some check right now

STOP IT YOU'RE KILLING ISPY!!

Dammit, only 5 letters off. Keep trying!

[Gutter]

ha i know,now i'm a computer geek and a fatass,fuckin love it,i'm hacking into all your shit you fucks

well I hope you're doing that outside. Hacking into all that shit makes a god damned mess.

[disneyspy]

Dammit, only 5 letters off. Keep trying!

to the cocksucking ADMIN?

[sailor]

to the cocksucking ADMIN?

Ha, killing ispy instead of dspy.

[disneyspy]

Ha, killing ispy instead of dspy.

is your real name jerry?

[disneyspy]

damn was this on todays shit show?

[Gutter]

damn was this on todays shit show?

yep.


I think I'm with Danny on this one. Mars took it real personal and got real personal towards Danny first.

[disneyspy]

must be temper tuesday

[Gutter]

hahaha Mars looses this argument simply because he's so agitated he can't even finish his sentences.

[realmenhatelife]

yep.


I think I'm with Danny on this one. Mars took it real personal and got real personal towards Danny first.

You have to hear it from earlier, Danny was getting shitty with Mars for awhile before Mars started up, and they really had to pull out of him that he didn't like certain people on the show.

I'm with Mars, Danny is saying shit like Mars begged for his job, is bad at his job, and got someone fired. And mars is right, he says nebulous stuff and then acts like 'who me?' He's really full of himself because he introduces Ant to girls that aren't old enough to rent cars.

My favorite is Sam "lets remember we're on the air."

[disneyspy]

You have to hear it from earlier, Danny was getting shitty with Mars for awhile before Mars started up, and they really had to pull out of him that he didn't like certain people on the show.

I'm with Mars, Danny is saying shit like Mars begged for his job, is bad at his job, and got someone fired. And mars is right, he says nebulous stuff and then acts like 'who me?' He's really full of himself because he introduces Ant to girls that aren't old enough to rent cars.

My favorite is Sam "lets remember we're on the air."

sounds like ive gotta dl the shit show today

[Gutter]

You have to hear it from earlier, Danny was getting shitty with Mars for awhile before Mars started up, and they really had to pull out of him that he didn't like certain people on the show.

I'm with Mars, Danny is saying shit like Mars begged for his job, is bad at his job, and got someone fired. And mars is right, he says nebulous stuff and then acts like 'who me?' He's really full of himself because he introduces Ant to girls that aren't old enough to rent cars.

My favorite is Sam "lets remember we're on the air."

hahaha Sam sounded so friggin nervous hahahahaha.

[disneyspy]

c'mon pitdoc represent da net

[Rhah]

this is just too fucking funny,some guy posted this on our pickem messages


Disneydork
Posted by: Jerry Message ID: 12 10/4 11:58 am | Post | < Previous | Next >
I usually don't post anything, but I can't stand loudmouth dickheads. I picture Disney as a fatass computer geek who never played football (or any sport for that matter), but thinks he's God because he plays a mindless pickem game. C'mon, get a fuckin life.


i love when people don't get the fun i have with aggie and spoon and take me winning personally

Does this guy post on board at all or just in the sports threads? Why be in this league if you don't even have any idea who people are from the board...

[Sue_Bender]

Who are these people working 4 hours a day that are so famished they must spend it eating on the air?

Amazing.

[disneyspy]

Does this guy post on board at all or just in the sports threads? Why be in this league if you don't even have any idea who people are from the board...

i have no idea who he is, maybe its just temper tuesday and he lost it

[Dell]

Danny has always grated on my nerves, so I'd pick Mars side a priori...

I can only remember Steve getting fired, so who is this Derick guy that got fired?

[LeedsJr]

Danny has always grated on my nerves, so I'd pick Mars side a priori...

I can only remember Steve getting fired, so who is this Derick guy that got fired?

Steve got fired?

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh. So, here's the over-achievers' club, eh?

Mo-nin(!?!) Folks. I hope Fast Freddy drops by to lift Fezzie up.

[realmenhatelife]

Who are these people working 4 hours a day that are so famished they must spend it eating on the air?

Amazing.

Im always thinking that about the O&A show, the frequency with which they eat is amazing. Opie said something like he had waffles after the show yesterday and it's like you seriously eat 3 times before noon?

Atleast on R&F it's limited to special occasion eating and they dont stretch it out for an hour. Aside ofcourse from the nature valley wrappers.

[Manning, Esq.]

Im always thinking that about the O&A show, the frequency with which they eat is amazing.

I especially like it when Ant' hits the grapes. Very entertaining.

[sailor]

Motherfucker! 2nd time I missed the fight! Damn coworker interrupted me right as it was starting.

[Dell]

Steve got fired?

I thought so, but I would never win an O&A trivia contest...

[disneyspy]

fez vs jay mohrs II

[Gutter]

Fez is worried about Jay being in control?

[Warren Peace]

I love how Fez is all of a sudden the protector of all things-Ron.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, Steve was fired and Travis is the executive producer now, I believe. Derrick was a purely off air producer whom was Steve's production protege. He was in the first or second crop of interns that all went on to be employed with the show.

[Manning, Esq.]

Steve got fired?

Yup. Last September. Some pest claimed to have gotten video of Steve C.'s exit, but it looks like only the audio transferred:

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[deliciousV]

Why won't Fez just stop talking now? He usually does.

[Gutter]

He's digging himself into a place where Jay is just gonna be like, "fuck Fez, he thinks i'm trying to sabotage the show".

[Manning, Esq.]

He's digging himself into a place where Jay is just gonna be like, "fuck Fez, he thinks i'm trying to sabotage the show".

Hmmm. I don't think I agree 100% with your prognosticating, Gutter. Oh. Well, does Jay's "Fuck You Fez!" count?

[Terragen]

Thanks Fez. I was really looking forward to hearing Ron on Mohr Stories which I listen to every week. Thanks Fez for saboutaging more shit because of your selfish ridiculous paranoia that ruins the show and ruins everything.

You havent even heard the show you just have a negative outlook on everything before you even have evidence. You are a piece of shit dumb ass who never thinks rationally. Go fuck yourself and leave the show please.

[LeedsJr]

Is this a shoot? Is Fez really this paranoid?

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Fez doesn't understand that Ron is messing with him.


Ron's line "That brings it back to you, Fez." Cracked me up.

[Gutter]

Hmmm. I don't think I agree 100% with your prognosticating, Gutter. Oh. Well, does Jay's "Fuck You Fez!" count?

ahhhh, yea, I think it counts hahaha.

Fez is going to be the big looser in this and he'll have no idea why. amazing.

[Lemieux66]

Fez has been a blackhole of fun and happiness for a while. Now he's branching out to other shows.

[Dell]

"put a muzzle on your bitch then" cracked me up...

is that from a movie?

[disneyspy]

Thanks Fez. I was really looking forward to hearing Ron on Mohr Stories which I listen to every week. Thanks Fez for saboutaging more shit because of your selfish ridiculous paranoia that ruins the show and ruins everything.

You havent even heard the show you just have a negative outlook on everything before you even have evidence. You are a piece of shit dumb ass who never thinks rationally. Go fuck yourself and leave the show please.

ive never listened to jay's podcast but i would if ron was on

speaking of which i DL'd and listened to last fridays WHATEVER show that ron was on and when the topic was jennifer getting a tattoo ron said "but jews dont get tattos,well numbers" fucking killed me

[Terragen]

Ha, Fez doesn't understand that Ron is messing with him.



No shit, thats his thing. He never understands the humor of his own damn show. He's a fucking moron and I've given up on him.

[disneyspy]

"put a muzzle on your bitch then" cracked me up...

is that from a movie?

i think its from a song

edit found this on youtube

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[Gutter]

Fez, your opinion is that Jay Mohr is an evil prick with ulterior motives. Its amazing that Fez doesn't realize how that could bother someone......wait, no it isn't.

[Manning, Esq.]

"put a muzzle on your bitch then" cracked me up...

is that from a movie?

A Marlee Matlin doc???

[patrick187]

I'm at the question mark! I'm at the exclamation point! I'm at the combonation question mark and exclamation point!

[Gutter]

A Marlee Matlin doc???

HA!


I'm not a fan of the "Interro-bang" sounder if they're going to play it over and over again like that.

[Misteriosa]

man i missed a lot today huh?

[deliciousV]

The interrobang, interabang, ‽, is a nonstandard punctuationmark used in various written languages and intended to combine the functions of the question mark and the exclamation mark

[disneyspy]

man i missed a lot today huh?

wanna fight!?

[Gutter]

Hey, if Fez is so concerned about who else Ron sits down with, why does he leave the studio every time they have a guest in for an interview???

whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[disneyspy]

i took the whole thing as fez trying to help ron out doing something he didnt want to do

[Misteriosa]

squeaaaaky chaaaaiiiiirrrr!

[LeedsJr]

man i missed a lot today huh?

wanna fight!?

I got five on Misti.

[disneyspy]

I got five on Misti.

better watch out,she pinches

[patrick187]

The interrobang, interabang, ‽, is a nonstandard punctuationmark used in various written languages and intended to combine the functions of the question mark and the exclamation mark

Wiki What? Wiki What?

[sailor]

Interrobang is a exclamation point/question mark mash-up.

[Zorro]

a little behind...Is Sam giving up on the Saturday night show? I must admit i haven't heard it since they moved to 8pm.

[Misteriosa]

Wiki What? Wiki What?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang

[Gutter]

I got five on Misti.

better watch out,she pinches

You're the one who challenged her.....I think you should be careful. cause of the pinching.

[Manning, Esq.]

Wiki What? Wiki What?

Um. Dunno ... Fix the telephones?

[Gutter]

Is this that dude Mark Says Hi? He sounds like Mark Says Hi.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hey, if Fez is so concerned about who else Ron sits down with, why does he leave the studio every time they have a guest in for an interview???

Me thinks you'll get yer Strike Two, here. I'm on the edge of my seat, waiting for an evocative, informed question from Fezzie. I'm thinking something like, "What was the hallmark day that you realized reading and writing were for you?"

[disneyspy]

Is this that dude Mark Says Hi? He sounds like Mark Says Hi.

i think its fezident

[sailor]

i think its fezident

Never met the chap.

[Sue_Bender]

speaking of which i DL'd and listened to last fridays WHATEVER show that ron was on and when the topic was jennifer getting a tattoo ron said "but jews dont get tattos,well numbers" fucking killed me

Do you still have the link to that particular show, Mr. Spy?

[Gutter]

Me thinks you'll get yer Strike Two, here. I'm on the edge of my seat, waiting for an evocative, informed question from Fezzie. I'm thinking something like, "What was the hallmark day that you realized reading and writing were for you?"

I'm prolific today.

[sailor]

We are who we pretend to be. He's speaking of fez, right?

[Misteriosa]

this sounder is getting to me :wacko:

[Gutter]

this sounder is getting to me :wacko:

I'm not a fan. bring back ICHIBAN!!!!

[LeedsJr]

this sounder is getting to me :wacko:

I'm not a fan. bring back ICHIBAN!!!!

Yeah. It's fucking annoying.

[Dell]

I'm not a fan. bring back ICHIBAN!!!!

those ladies should have never out-soccered our ladies...

[patrick187]

What show was canceled???

[Manning, Esq.]

What show was canceled???

Sam & Dave (sniff ... sob)

[Manning, Esq.]

this sounder is getting to me :wacko:

Are you serious‽‽‽

[Manning, Esq.]

Donk, my Buddays. C'ya on d'Flip.

[jimmyolsenblues]

I can't believe Ron is listening to Fez and not doing the Jay Mohr podcast.
I can't believe how loyal Ron is to Fez at the expense of Ron's career and life.

[disneyspy]

Do you still have the link to that particular show, Mr. Spy?

yes but you have to be on BMT,otherwise i could AIM it to you