Ron And Fez Listening Thread 10/19/11 The World Sirius Edition

[disneyspy]

MAHABONE BUDDAYS

http://www.fantasyhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/1288339270-14.jpg

LINKS? WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN LINKS

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[A.J.]

Radiohead: "National Anthem".

[Manning, Esq.]

Good Mornin' Everybody!!

Disneyspy called for Cardinals & Rangers chicks:

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It's Chick Hafey ... Duh.

[disneyspy]

Good Mornin' Everybody!!

Disneyspy called for Cardinals & Rangers chicks:

http://img.fanbase.com/media.fanbase.com/8/15326/81d550267b3fa1324f8e7afefe8669592e462ba0.jpg?x=184&y=250&sig=4d850c0e83c6a004723b03d0e685f6ed

It's Chick Hafey ... Duh.

ha!

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lso1hjQUWq1qbdkt6o1_500.gif

[jimmyolsenblues]

the best part of my day is when I know for certain its a live ron and fez show.
The second best part of my day is when the red head in oklahoma calls, the only problem is I am in virginia and she is oklahoma..hence I love ron and fez..the rest of my life is fucked

[disneyspy]

uh oh its an interroband sounder day,at least it wasnt blasting loud

[jimmyolsenblues]

Does UCB stand for Upright Citizens Brigade, 1. Alternative Comedy theatre in New York. 2. A short lived but much loved calbe television series.
????

[Manning, Esq.]

uh oh its an interroband sounder day,at least it wasnt blasting loud

Glad you backed my perception that it sounds softer now. Still, it's a rusty nail hidden along an idyllic forest trail.

[Manning, Esq.]

Does UCB stand for Upright Citizens Brigade, 1. Alternative Comedy theatre in New York. 2. A short lived but much loved calbe television series.
????

YUP - Historically, a great troupe.

'Til now.

[disneyspy]

Glad you backed my perception that it sounds softer now. Still, it's a rusty nail hidden along an idyllic forest trail.

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[LeedsJr]

uh oh its an interroband sounder day,at least it wasnt blasting loud

Glad you backed my perception that it sounds softer now. Still, it's a rusty nail hidden along an idyllic forest trail.

They've really toned it down. It doesn't even bother me any more.

[Manning, Esq.]

It's the Flyover Series. Are the Cubs mathematically out, yet? What if Cards & Rangers both forfeited, voluntarily suspended their 2011 seasons indefinitely, and other teams followed (except Orioles)?

http://coedmagazine.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/st-louis1.jpg Versus http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/sexy-texas-rangers-fan-4.jpg?h=541

[Manning, Esq.]

Too funny that callers are greeting Fez Marie in his absence.

[realmenhatelife]

Do they always play National Anthem on the first day of the World Series? I remember them playing it to commemorate something, but I didn't remember it being that.

[LeedsJr]

Too funny that callers are greeting Fez Marie in his absence.

I missed it, where's Fez?

[disneyspy]

I missed it, where's Fez?

ulcericlitterus

[disneyspy]

ha,i see fezident posting in yesterdays thread,he has no idea they said his name like a dozen times during the show

[Manning, Esq.]

Do they always play National Anthem on the first day of the World Series? I remember them playing it to commemorate something, but I didn't remember it being that.

Could be off, but I think Jimi started the tradition in the Sixties.

[LeedsJr]

Ron's line, "If you had a change purse I'd make you co-host", cracked me up.

[Manning, Esq.]

ulcericlitterus

Call Websters:

"Your search - ulcericlitterus - did not match any documents."

[Gutter]

Morning buddays. someone woke up very late today and has only been at work for 16mins so far. I didn't even go out last night. anyway......


ICHIBANG: Batman: Arkham City released yesterday. Currently, the Metacritic score is a really good 97. can't wait to pick this up.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/12/batman_arkham_city_01.jpeg

[Manning, Esq.]

ulcericlitterus

I'll share the more generic version, a peptic ulcer. Apparently, this is what's in Fezzie's womb:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Benign_gastric_ulcer_1.jpg/220px-Benign_gastric_ulcer_1.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Morning buddays. someone woke up very late today and has only been at work for 16mins so far. I didn't even go out last night. anyway......


ICHIBANG: Batman: Arkham City released yesterday. Currently, the Metacritic score is a really good 97. can't wait to pick this up.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/12/batman_arkham_city_01.jpeg

It's in the mail, hopefully it shows up today.

[disneyspy]

Fez Is Back!!

[Misteriosa]

i nominate .net for causing fezzie ulcer with negative comments.





:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gutter]

looks like a piece of star fruit

[Misteriosa]

sad fact: i can recite this movie almost in its entirety. :down:

[disneyspy]

fuckin fat midwesterners piss me off when they move in upstairs and sound like they never learned to walk like a normal person

[Gutter]

I know all the words to this still and now it will be stuck in my head all day.

:wallbash:

[Rhah]

Kill me now.

I didn't think show could get worse than when Fez is there.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

my internet stream sucks today...any chance spynet might become self aware?

[Misteriosa]

who is this guy, btw? :blink: how can you fuck up the fresh prince theme song.

[disneyspy]

moaning buddays...:bye:

my internet stream sucks today...any chance spynet might become self aware?

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

the show is only getting better,blowhards top 5 later

[Manning, Esq.]

looks like a ******** star fruit


http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090413/damon_affleck.jpg

[Misteriosa]

and all of blowhards WS moments will have occured before 1979...

[fezident]

ha,i see fezident posting in yesterdays thread,he has no idea they said his name like a dozen times during the show

You are mean and without a heart.

[Gutter]

and all of blowhards WS moments will have occured before 1979...

and three of them will involve Babe Ruth.

[realmenhatelife]

sad fact: i can recite this movie almost in its entirety. :down:

How about a little FIRE, Scarecrow?

[Dell]

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

the show is only getting better,blowhards top 5 later

mega thanks budday!

[disneyspy]

You are mean and without a heart.

true but at least i got to listen to the show

[Misteriosa]

and three of them will involve Babe Ruth.

and the other two will involve the ny knickerbockers...

[Manning, Esq.]

and the other two will involve the ny knickerbockers...

Great 1840s reference! And ... Ani DiFranco to you.

[Misteriosa]

How about a little FIRE, Scarecrow?

No No No No!

[sailor]

Nice two-page double-post. 👯

[disneyspy]

and the other two will involve the ny knickerbockers...

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[Misteriosa]

Great 1840s reference! And ... Ani DiFranco to you.

why do i get an Ani? :huh:

[Misteriosa]

what are we listening to? :blink:

[Gutter]

and the other two will involve the ny knickerbockers...

which would just be crazy cause they play basketball

[disneyspy]

why do i get an Ani? :huh:

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[Misteriosa]

which would just be crazy cause they play basketball

but there was a baseball team with that name first in the 1800s

[LeedsJr]

Guess I can go get lunch a little early.

[Gutter]

but there was a baseball team with that name first in the 1800s

wow....good call.

[Manning, Esq.]

why do i get an Ani? :huh:

Ohhhh. Knickerbockers.

[sailor]

Omg, anyone got a link to this preacher?

[Gutter]

that dating website should just be called, hireahooker.com

[Dell]

whatsyourprice dot com...making Ashley Madison sound wholesome

[fezident]

I look forward to getting all these jokes in two days.

[disneyspy]

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[Baby DEW Year]

that dating website should just be called, hireahooker.com

I tried that web address and got redirected to the spynet chat!!! :surrender:

[disneyspy]

I look forward to getting all these jokes in two days.

man, you're slower than sailor!

[Manning, Esq.]

Hey, nurse, I wanna watcht the game tonight. Who's with me? C'mon! Get your hands up!

http://reelflicks.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest-10.jpg?w=459&h=257

Jenny should have kept her hand down:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/davidd1/cardinalHerpes.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://www.nypress.com/imgs/hed/art20239.jpg

[Rhah]

Sweet, I can take a bathroom break. Thanks Blowhard.

[Dell]

make up your mind blowhard...is Reggie an asshole or a dick?

[Gutter]

Hey, nurse, I wanna watcht the game tonight. Who's with me? C'mon! Get your hands up!

http://reelflicks.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest-10.jpg?w=459&h=257

I'm in.....can I bring my friends?

http://terrymarotta.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/peter-boyle.jpg

[Dell]

http://www.nypress.com/imgs/hed/art20239.jpg

my friend has that tee and one that says Philly Swallows...he wears them to the games

[Misteriosa]

anyone keeping track of blowhards choices?

[Gutter]

anyone keeping track of blowhards choices?

I missed 5, but I think it was #4 Reggie Jacksons 4 HRs, than Fisk at 3, now Buckner at #2

[sailor]

man, you're slower than sailor!

Face, Des Tutu. Face! (from like 15 minutes ago)

[disneyspy]

hmmm blowhards list is JUST like this one http://www.mademan.com/mm/top-5-baseball-world-series-moments.html

[Dell]

when blowhard talks, it sounds like the teacher talking in a Peanuts cartoon...

[Misteriosa]

CALL IT IN!!!! :lol:

[Manning, Esq.]

and all of blowhards WS moments will have occured before 1979...

5. 1977 - Check.
4. 1975 - Check.
3. 1988 - It's the Few-churr.
2. 1986 - Heck's on a roll ...
1. 1956 - Check.

Average year of Blowhard's Five - 1976.

[sailor]

I missed 5, but I think it was #4 Reggie Jacksons 4 HRs, than Fisk at 3, now Buckner at #2

3 homers, sports guy.

[Gutter]

3 homers, sports guy.

whatever, correct all errors always guy.

[disneyspy]

whatever, correct all errors always guy.

you shoulda capitalized the 'w'

[Dell]

why is this guy still talking and has Fez read a !? yet?

[Manning, Esq.]

Blowhard, you better not've used the Interwebs to culminate your list. Real luddites only look to the Baseball Almanac, hard copy, at your local library, arrived at on the 3203.

[Manning, Esq.]

why is this guy still talking and has Fez read a !? yet?

The answer to the second part affords the answer to the first.

[LeedsJr]

3 homers, sports guy.

3 in game 6. He also hit one in his last at bat of game 5, so it was 4 homers in four consecutive swings.

[disneyspy]

3 in game 6. He also hit one in his last at bat of game 5, so it was 4 homers in four consecutive swings.

FACE!

[realmenhatelife]

I'll bet Blowhard would sweat out walking around certain parts of St. Louis way more than certain parts of New York.

[Dell]

The answer to the second part affords the answer to the first.

you have a marvelous command of the queen's english

and, I just heard Fez say something!

[disneyspy]

I'll bet Blowhard would sweat out walking around certain parts of St. Louis way more than certain parts of New York.

you assume he leaves his rent controlled apartment?

[Misteriosa]

go to outq, huh?

:popcorn:

[LeedsJr]

I keep expecting Ron to deadpan, "Good one!", after one of Blowhard's awful jokes.

[Dell]

I keep expecting Ron to deadpan, "Good one!", after one of Blowhard's awful jokes.

I just laughed reading it in your post (I always laugh when he does that)

[disneyspy]

hopefully ron will go into the close the noise call soon

ok thanks blowhard

alright buddy

goodbye blowhard

alright man take it easy

bye blowhard

ok thanks man

alright bye bye now

[Misteriosa]

please please please play the dial tone for blowhard fans....

[disneyspy]

blowhards fans call in

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[Gutter]

Stubhub should be bombed. I hate that fucking company and have no idea how they're allowed to exist.

[Dell]

I LOVE the Blowhard Song...

[Gutter]

you shoulda capitalized the 'w'

Well done.

[sailor]

3 in game 6. He also hit one in his last at bat of game 5, so it was 4 homers in four consecutive swings.

I'm certain that's what he meant.

[LeedsJr]

I LOVE the Blowhard Song...

:clap:

[LeedsJr]

Holy shit, the interrobang feedback is cracking me up! :lol:

[deliciousV]

I made it up to Cinci for a couple of Reds games this year, both of which we were down in the bottom of the 9th and won with walkoff HR's , anyway, they have Uncle Phil's Dusseldorf mustard available so I tried it, fuck yellow mustard from now on. I will keep ordering this stuff.

[Misteriosa]

that ibang reader took the words out of my mouth: people like blowhard are why others hate yankees fans. :down:

also i find it funneh that blowhard is talking about homophobia after telling that other caller to go back to outq.

[Misteriosa]

how do you go to a rangers game to support the rangers and then goto a devils game to support the devils?!?! :wallbash:

eta: im talking about hockey not baseball

[LeedsJr]

Wow, this Tigers caller is worse than Blowhard.

[LeedsJr]

how do you go to a rangers game to support the rangers and then goto a devils game to support the devils?!?! :wallbash:

eta: im talking about hockey not baseball

There's a baseball team called the Devils?!?

[Misteriosa]

There's a baseball team called the Devils?!?

i added that so that the Texas Rangers wouldnt be put in place of the NY Rangers

[Manning, Esq.]

There's a baseball team called the Devils?!?

Look, but don't swing.

Take a step, but don't break.

Pause, but don't balk.

[fezident]

Wow. Sounds like Heckler got a shit ton of airtime today.
What gives?

[LeedsJr]

i added that so that the Texas Rangers wouldnt be put in place of the NY Rangers

No danger there, Texas made the playoffs 2 years in a row. :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

"You're house reeks of Laotion boys!"
May be the strangest line to make me laugh out loud, ever.

[sailor]

Wow, Ron really shitting on that guy who came in for the 2030 book club. I thought Ron really got along with them all that day. Who knew?

[LeedsJr]

Can we go back to the blowhard song?

[disneyspy]

Wow, Ron really shitting on that guy who came in for the 2030 book club. I thought Ron really got along with them all that day. Who knew?

STOP!! he posts here,i wont mention his name but it will kill him when he hears todays show

[disneyspy]

oh listen to HTG try and distance herself now

[Misteriosa]

holy back pedal... :ohmy:

[LeedsJr]

oh listen to HTG try and distance herself now

holy back pedal... :ohmy:

What are you guys listening to?

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm starvin' over here. Hey, Earl, got any Dazed and Confused back there?

[disneyspy]

HAHAHAAHA no way in fuck will we have a book club in here ever again!! go fez go

[Manning, Esq.]

What are you guys listening to?

The BEST

THING

GOING!!!

Woooo!!!!

[Dell]

What are you guys listening to?

they're Moderators, so they get the advanced feed...

[disneyspy]

when that dan from albany calls he should say "let me pull this cock in my throat out"

[fezident]

Wow, Ron really shitting on that guy who came in for the 2030 book club. I thought Ron really got along with them all that day. Who knew?

You are mean and you have no heart!

[Crispy123]

STOP!! he posts here,i wont mention his name but it will kill him when he hears todays show

poor pitdoc...

[disneyspy]

i'd take care of cameron diaz

[fezident]

HAHAHAAHA no way in fuck will we have a book club in here ever again!!

Huzzah! I retire with the belt!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Spy Report! Spy Report!

RB: Was the lovely Patti Hansen with Keith?
MZ: Uh ... Maybe.

[Crispy123]

i'd take care of cameron diaz

i would rather sex her up. but im not old and gay.

[Gutter]

I'm certain that's what he meant.

yeaaaaa suuuureee THATs the ticket!!!

http://snl.jt.org/caps/characters/JoLo-Tommy%20Flanagan.jpg

[disneyspy]

i would rather sex her up. but im not old and gay.

what are you gonna do,buy her a new bra or sumpthin?

tsssss sssss

[Misteriosa]

there is a line from that bad teacher promo where cameron says "i wanna sit on his face."

ive thought that so many times when ive seen *really* good looking guys.

[disneyspy]

well let me take off my glasses first

[Crispy123]

there is a line from that bad teacher promo where cameron says "i wanna sit on his face."

ive thought that so many times when ive seen *really* good looking guys.

i just finished in record time. Thanx!

[Gutter]

there is a line from that bad teacher promo where cameron says "i wanna sit on his face."

ive thought that so many times when ive seen *really* good looking guys.

such an under rated position. and i'm talking about sex, not baseball.

[disneyspy]

if a chick really sat on your face,your nose would go right in her pooper

[sailor]

there is a line from that bad teacher promo where cameron says "i wanna sit on his face."

ive thought that so many times when ive seen *really* good looking guys.

You should probably just ask.

[Misteriosa]

You should probably just ask.

they always say no. :down:


and i have to make sure im properly tucked.. :wink:

[Manning, Esq.]

there is a line from that bad teacher promo where cameron says "i wanna sit on his face."

ive thought that so many times when ive seen *really* good looking guys.

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[Gutter]

if a chick really sat on your face,your nose would go right in her pooper

that's why when she straddles you, she should be sitting so her back is facing your feet, so as to provide optimal clitoral stimulation. if she's facing the other way, you might as well just be 69ing which is also fantastic.

[sailor]

Is a breast job a nice way of saying titty-fuck (which is another silly phrase)?

[Crispy123]

Is a breast job a nice way of saying titty-fuck (which is another silly phrase)?

I prefer calling it sausage and peperoni time.

[realmenhatelife]

there is a line from that bad teacher promo where cameron says "i wanna sit on his face."

ive thought that so many times when ive seen *really* good looking guys.

So never any listening threaders.

[Gutter]

I prefer calling it sausage and peperoni time.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

stealing that.

[disneyspy]

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this seriously cracked me up

[DOHO@HOME]

if a chick really sat on your face,your nose would go right in her pooper

bounces:clap:

[Crispy123]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

stealing that.

feel free. Be careful using it on pizza night tho... :smile:

[realmenhatelife]

Ugh, Lawsons.

[disneyspy]

Ugh, Lawsons.

realmenhatelawsons

[Dell]

okay, I'll be the don't get the bit guy...why has Fez been so quiet and nothing has been said about it?

[disneyspy]

that's why when she straddles you, she should be sitting so her back is facing your feet, so as to provide optimal clitoral stimulation. if she's facing the other way, you might as well just be 69ing which is also fantastic.

straddling isnt sitting dr kuma sitra

[Gutter]

hahahaha best response to "I'm 31" ever.

[Manning, Esq.]

Is it right that Jillian locked up her Twitter? C'mon. Neither ones nor zeros can do that much, eh?

[Gutter]

straddling isnt sitting dr kuma sitra

She's got to straddle your face before she sits on it Dr. Ruth.

[disneyspy]

okay, I'll be the don't get the bit guy...why has Fez been so quiet and nothing has been said about it?

i dont think we're all listening to the same show

[Gutter]

I actually just bought grapes yesterday for the first time in a while.

[Manning, Esq.]

okay, I'll be the don't get the bit guy...why has Fez been so quiet and nothing has been said about it?

Uninvolved,
Lackadaisical,
Calling-it-in,
Entertainment news
Reader

[deliciousV]

Is a breast job a nice way of saying titty-fuck (which is another silly phrase)?

a silly phrase and a silly thing to do, never got into the TF'n, there are 3 or 4 better options than squeezing a chics boobs together and annoying her.

[Crispy123]

what does a jamaican say when he finishes a joint?

[Dell]

a silly phrase and a silly thing to do, never got into the TF'n, there are 3 or 4 better options than squeezing a chics boobs together and annoying her.

I bet the other 3 or 4 options annoy her too...:tongue:

[disneyspy]

a silly phrase and a silly thing to do, never got into the TF'n, there are 3 or 4 better options than squeezing a chics boobs together and annoying her.

gutter likes to put his ass in their face when he does it

[realmenhatelife]

I actually just bought grapes yesterday for the first time in a while.

Almost every day I eat a salad with grapes and goat cheese in it.



Yeah goat cheese I dont give a shit

[Manning, Esq.]

Ugh, Lawsons.

Call me Cro-Magnon Man: Ugh Ugh!

[Misteriosa]

goat cheese is yummy :)

[disneyspy]

what does a jamaican say when he finishes a joint?

thanks ?

[Crispy123]

thanks ?

Im doin Mormon jokes silly!

[Misteriosa]

a silly phrase and a silly thing to do, never got into the TF'n, there are 3 or 4 better options than squeezing a chics boobs together and annoying her.

its not always annoying. however, it helps if you have the boobs to manage it.

[disneyspy]

its not always annoying. however, it helps if you have the boobs to manage it.

THREAD KILLER!!

[Manning, Esq.]

what does a jamaican say when he finishes a joint?

Dunno. "Why was I born in this desolate, rich-white-man's playground?"

Or, "I'm gonna learn how to read one day."

[Crispy123]

Dunno. "Why was I born in this desolate, rich-white-man's playground?"

Or, "I'm gonna learn how to read one day."

O literal Manning.

[Misteriosa]

THREAD KILLER!!

:flush:

[Manning, Esq.]

Is it right that Jillian locked up her Twitter? C'mon. Neither ones nor zeros can do that much, eh?

Wrong, stupid. @jalawsons. I'll never close my browser again.

[Crispy123]

pepper hicks more like pedo hicks!

[Gutter]

gutter likes to put his ass in their face when he does it

Why wouldn't ya? Get in there girls!!! Lap it up!!!

[deliciousV]

I bet the other 3 or 4 options annoy her too...:tongue:

tough shit, I like those options. I know she loves 1, occassionaly enjoys 1, enjoys 1 as foreplay and doesn't seem to mind it when I want to finish that way, and is probably annoyed on the rare times the 4th option comes up, but does it just to shut me up, but it doesn't come up often, what are we 15?

[Gutter]

Almost every day I eat a salad with grapes and goat cheese in it.



Yeah goat cheese I dont give a shit

yea, that sounds really good.

[disneyspy]

foreign models,what is she a mercedes? tssssss

[Manning, Esq.]

DotNet Psychic! DotNet Psychic!

JA pitches Shorty Awards nomination. blech.

[Manning, Esq.]

foreign models,what is she a mercedes? tssssss

Ahaaa. Makes more sense than "for N-models" a'la Larry King.

[disneyspy]

fez does post office stories cuz he like to lick em stick em and send em away

[Misteriosa]

a celebrity coming out. thats gonna be there too.

[Dell]

fez does post office stories cuz he like to lick em stick em and send em away

http://ic2.pbase.com/o4/48/408148/1/66869395.qQo26IXG.rimshot.gif

[realmenhatelife]

If you dont know the Main Line is the richest Philly suburb.

So, does she just have a shit load of money and doesnt work?

[disneyspy]

who could it be now?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L4KE-xuAFBw/TOPWx5_MhGI/AAAAAAAAAPk/R-L_3CvDoHg/s1600/tim+lincicum.jpg

[Dell]

they don't even cut bread...HAHAHAHAHA

[Crispy123]

$15.00

[Misteriosa]

she wants to torture the kid for the hell of it!? LMAO! :clap:

[Crispy123]

and only because Im dating the kids mom.

[deliciousV]

$15.00

call me, I got some work for you.

[Crispy123]

do abortions count?

[disneyspy]

do abortions count?

after awhile they add up,believe me

[Misteriosa]

do abortions count?

dont start THAT bullshit...

[disneyspy]

:unsure:

[sailor]

$1100, is this ja or esd?

[Crispy123]

i bet pepper in a tube top and cut offs is pretty hot from behind with that hair of his.

[Dell]

Ron describing Hicks at home with his keg made me laugh out loud

[Crispy123]

Seeya buddays. It was fun but I gots to go get ready for class and then its time to try my new material at open mic later tonight. :bye:

[deliciousV]

Ron describing Hicks at home with his keg made me laugh out loud

I'm giving that one to Zit, he actually made me laugh for the 1st time ever imagining Hicks talking to that keg-o-thingy , now I feel dirty

[Gutter]

Seeya buddays. It was fun but I gots to go get ready for class and then its time to try my new material at open mic later tonight. :bye:

cool....where's that happening?

[realmenhatelife]

No Ron, it is crazy, a cell isn't autonomous, it doesn't 'feel fear,' and even if it did that isn't a tangible thing, it's a chemical reaction in the brain, which you cant eat, let alone by eating their meat.

[disneyspy]

Seeya buddays. It was fun but I gots to go get ready for class and then its time to try my new material at open mic later tonight. :bye:

dont go with the abortion jokes and break a femur

[disneyspy]

gutter,you interested in taking over a FF team that has tom brady and forte(bears RB)? we have an owner that is a no show in our league and gave rhah an easy victory last week

[deliciousV]

when we lived in Ohio, about 8 yrs ago, I found a spider floating around in our pool clinging to the floaty thing that holds a chunk of clorine, I let him go, he seemed to be working hard not to die so I felt something for him, that's the only spider I ever saw that I didn't smoosh, hate those fuckers.

[Dell]

we have coyotes in south-east virginia now...multiple sightings

[deliciousV]

fuck that, kill the yappy little beaner dog and keep the Coyote.

[disneyspy]

they gave us instructions on how to run from gators at WDW after a cast member got attacked

[Dell]

bats are winged rats, not pigeons...

[Misteriosa]

they gave us instructions on how to run from gators at WDW after a cast member got attacked

what did they advise?

[disneyspy]

bats are winged rats, not pigeons...

another BIG CHILL reference?

[Manning, Esq.]

I saw a bear, within around 30 yards, this past weekend. In fact, throughout my life, I've been fortunate (and, in some cases, an instigator) to have a six or seven experiences just shy of Treadwellian. One of the most exhilirating, if not frightening, cases is when I've been in backcountry on overnight hikes, and come across fresh, radiantly warm scat. There's never a good direction to take in that case, but I've never been hurt.

[disneyspy]

what did they advise?

you run in a 10 yard zig zag pattern cuz a gator will run you down if you run in a straight line,they have to reset their tails or sumpthin

[LeedsJr]

what did they advise?

Don't run in a straight line.

[disneyspy]

I saw a bear, within around 30 yards, this past weekend. In fact, throughout my life, I've been fortunate (and, in some cases, an instigator) to have a six or seven experiences just shy of Treadwellian. One of the most exhilirating, if not frightening, cases is when I've been in backcountry on overnight hikes, and come across fresh, radiantly warm scat. There's never a good direction to take in that case, but I've never been hurt.

i've seen bear tracks in sandtraps but never a bear at my course,fucking frolicking little dear with their sharp little hoofs on my greens scare me more than bear

[Gutter]

gutter,you interested in taking over a FF team that has tom brady and forte(bears RB)? we have an owner that is a no show in our league and gave rhah an easy victory last week

what would I need to do? just pick my team on a friday?

[Dell]

Don't run in a straight line.

just run in a circle until they get tired or sumptin...tsss tsss

[disneyspy]

what would I need to do? just pick my team on a friday?

no your team is set,you just need to make sure you're not playing anyone on a bye week,you can set your team after the monday nite games

[Manning, Esq.]

i've seen bear tracks in sandtraps but never a bear at my course,fucking frolicking little dear with their sharp little hoofs on my greens scare me more than bear

Golden Bear?

[Gutter]

no your team is set,you just need to make sure you're not playing anyone on a bye week,you can set your team after the monday nite games

I'm in. gimme a link so i can check out my team.

[disneyspy]

Golden Bear?

na thats the corse at the resort where all the rich people play,designed by jack nicklas

[disneyspy]

I'm in. gimme a link so i can check out my team.

PM comin your way

[Dell]

I'm in. gimme a link so i can check out my team.

welcome Gutter...I think I lost to that team :surrender: when did the other guy quit?

[Gutter]

welcome Gutter...I think I lost to that team :surrender: when did the other guy quit?

thank you Dell. Thank God for us.

[Manning, Esq.]

na thats the corse at the resort where all the rich people play,designed by jack nicklas

My bad - I was refering to him, as in "Golden Bear's tracks?". Since I went to a PGA weekend this year, I'm all in with the references. His is one of the three I'm savvy about; mainly because of my connection with actual bears. That, and I'm always making stimpmeter similes.

[Manning, Esq.]

Perhaps I would, in fact, like to be'ya. Nevertheless ...

C'Ya!

Good day, AJ.

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

[deliciousV]

Later days gays, bye ya'll.

[Misteriosa]

that was a good show :-)

see you guys tomorrow :bye:

[disneyspy]

welcome Gutter...I think I lost to that team :surrender: when did the other guy quit?

he didnt quit,just hasnt done anything since he became a mod at V3,no messages and you're out is the only rule and he had 6 weeks to post plus he doesnt even post here since ron and fez called him a prick or something
and no i'm not talking bout fezident
later buddays,have a good one

C'YA!!

[Crispy_Mobile]

cool....where's that happening?

Bonkerz comedy club in Orlando.

[zildjian361]

I could give a fuck less who wins :bye::smoke::drunk: