Andy Rooney - HOSPITALIZED!

[Crash]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/cbs-andy-rooney-hospitalized-after-developing-complications-from-minor-surgery/2011/10/25/gIQAvClnGM_story.html

I'm going to make this as simple as I can for you people...

Don't...

...EVER...

...RETIRE!!!!!

[Dude!]

time to update the
2011 death pool

[KnoxHarrington]

Here is the headline to this story:

CBS: Andy Rooney hospitalized after developing complications from minor surgery

You know, at 92, I don't think any surgery is "minor."

[StanUpshaw]

Didja ever notice that nowadays the nurses in the hospital are all obese colored women? Back in my day, the nurses were all young and attractive Aryans. And they were always in proper starched white uniforms, not in tie-dyed smocks and sneakers like you see today.

[hanso]

You ever notice how you can't CYA in the gown the hospital puts you in ?!

[DOHO@HOME]

don't you hate having to hang on to life when you can't stand being alive

[Kevin]

Don't you hate when they keep trying to put you in the morgue while you are sleeping just because you look dead?

[CountryBob]

Dont ya hate it when you go in the hospital to have nut-sack boil lanced, and then your on a ventillator and knocking on death's door?