Ron & Fez Best of's - 10/26 & 10/27 The Rapture Came And We're All Still Here

[disneyspy]

MAHABONE BUDDAYS!!

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i guess today is a best of

[CountryBob]

Stupid best of - ahh nuts!

[Misteriosa]

best of.

maybe they are at the hospital visiting patrece.

looks like im gonna be getting a lot of shit done today.

[disneyspy]

Live!!

[ihaveabadmonkey]

Ron just FACED spy. This isn't live

[jimmyolsenblues]

Damn dude , I hope Patrice gets better love him.
I know Ronnie is sick too.
But they should have let mark zito do a live show with Peppy Hamburger.

[CountryBob]

Since Ron is sick - I wish that Fez would try it with a guest host or Pepper etc. That would make some great radio I tell ya..... :dry:

[DOHO@HOME]

best of.

maybe they are at the hospital visiting patrece.

looks like im gonna be getting a lot of shit done today.

after hearing mr.b i would say no he's home trying to get better and fez doesn't go to the hospital to visit.
peppy is finishing off the beer and zito is trying out his i'm the one for you lines to take to san fran wedding blist.

[Misteriosa]

after hearing mr.b i would say no he's home trying to get better and fez doesn't go to the hospital to visit.
peppy is finishing off the beer and zito is trying out his i'm the one for you lines to take to san fran wedding blist.

IM TRYING TO THINK POSITIVELY OVA HEA!

[CountryBob]

IM TRYING TO THINK POSITIVELY OVA HEA!

That makes 2 of us!

[DOHO@HOME]

Since Ron is sick - I wish that Fez would try it with a guest host or Pepper etc. That would make some great radio I tell ya..... :dry:

well we all know he's just a big P*ssy or should I say he's being a fag, that would be fun to hear pepper trying to calm down enough to do the show with silent fez.

[Gutter]

Moaning buddays.....it would be nice if just for a little while, our favorite comedians stayed healthy for a bit. I guess it's good news that this happened a week ago already right? I mean, if he's made it a weak I think its safe to assume that it wasn't so severe that he's going to pass from complications caused by the stroke. I just hope he can speak clearly and has feeling in his limbs and such. It would be one of the greatest tragedies in comedy if someone as talented as Patrice was unable to speak any longer.

[jimmyolsenblues]

It is so ironic that the funniest people have messed up personal lives.

[CountryBob]

It is so ironic that the funniest people have messed up personal lives.

Thats what drives them into comedy I bet

[disneyspy]

wheres dell and dilciusV?

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

Ron sounds much better today...

[disneyspy]

Hi Dell!

[Misteriosa]

nooners buddays...:bye:

Ron sounds much better today...

so...

thought the plural of pussy was pussai...

:banning:

see you in an hour...

[realmenhatelife]

I dont want to sound like a total creep but the 'mound area' shall we say? Is really underrated in the world of NN listening thread pictures.

I was gonna guess some names too, I'm guessing Spy is a Tim and Gutter is a Joe.

[Gutter]

It is so ironic that the funniest people have messed up personal lives.

yea, seriously.....Richard Jenni for me was the biggest shocker I think. You really couldn't tell from his material that he was that depressed. Giraldo, if you paid attention, you could hear it in the material, but with Jenni, it just wasn't that brutal and all of a sudden he's another statistic.

[disneyspy]

I dont want to sound like a total creep but the 'mound area' shall we say? Is really underrated in the world of NN listening thread pictures.

I was gonna guess some names too, I'm guessing Spy is a Tim and Gutter is a Joe.

wow you're good

[realmenhatelife]

http://gawker.com/5853422/

When I read that a nutjob interrupts and has to be ejected from a Duff McKagen event I have to watch to see if it's ESD.

[Gutter]

I dont want to sound like a total creep but the 'mound area' shall we say? Is really underrated in the world of NN listening thread pictures.

I was gonna guess some names too, I'm guessing Spy is a Tim and Gutter is a Joe.

You're close.

[bobsnin]

Hey Buddies.

Any chance the spy network is up?

[disneyspy]

no one showed up to chat since it was a best of,i'll get it back up

[CountryBob]

Ran out and got 75 cupcakes from a local bakery - for a meeting. Came back with 6 boxes of goodness only to find that half of them had flipped over and fucked the icing up. When I was driving it never occured to me that if you keep the boxes stable, the little passengers inside might not be so stable. Either cupcakes need seatbelts or I need to slow the fuck down.

It was a $145 embarrasment in the meeting. :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

I remember Hick's has a really respectable mix tape. Mekons are good. The problem with the whole concept is you cant give Ron something he hasn't heard before and have him just go with it, he has to kindof own it as his. A good music fan is humble and always willing to be surprised.

[deliciousV]

wheres dell and dilciusV?

I'm here, not banned....yet

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

Ron sounds a lot better today...

[CountryBob]

Hah - something happened with the Matrix

[realmenhatelife]

Ran out and got 75 cupcakes from a local bakery - for a meeting. Came back with 6 boxes of goodness only to find that half of them had flipped over and fucked the icing up. When I was driving it never occured to me that if you keep the boxes stable, the little passengers inside might not be so stable. Either cupcakes need seatbelts or I need to slow the fuck down.

It was a $145 embarrasment in the meeting. :wallbash:

I hope you saved the boxes for a little scraping when you get back to your office. Nothing wrong with collateral icing.

[disneyspy]

soul food

i actually liked fez's 5 the best

[deliciousV]

soul food

i actually liked fez's 5 the best

yeah, Kathleen from the BX has great taste

[disneyspy]

I'm here, not banned....yet
i cant stop her,she scares me
afternooners buddays...:bye:

Ron sounds a lot better today...

HI DELL!!

[deliciousV]

i cant stop her,she scares me


HI DELL!!

I think I'm safe, slipped in under the radar

[Dell]

i cant stop her,she scares me


HI DELL!!

Big HELLO to you too...

[Misteriosa]

I think I'm safe, slipped in under the radar

famous last words...

[realmenhatelife]

I like Hick's but I famously hate Van Morrison and I'm not crazy about Iron + Wine.

[Dell]

I like Hick's but I famously hate Van Morrison and I'm not crazy about Iron + Wine.

how can you hate van morrison? mind boggling

[A.J.]

how can you hate van morrison? mind boggling

Pity MojoPin isn't still here. He'd be happy to answer that for you.

[realmenhatelife]

how can you hate van morrison? mind boggling

For a long time I thought I liked him, but admittedly I never really listened to him, just what I would hear on the radio and in movies. Then one day it just came over me that I absolutely cant stand him, like when you bite your fingernail after scratching in your ear, and it takes a second for that bitter taste to hit and then it just coats your mouth. That's Van Morrison to me.

[Dell]

Pity MojoPin isn't still here. He'd be happy to answer that for you.

one of the many reasons I didn't think I'd ever see that first sentence...

[sailor]

How exactly is it cynical to want to make ghostbusters 3? Maybe I just don't understand the word.

[deliciousV]

Back! Right on time to say Later pu.....oh wait, bye

[CountryBob]

Shitty listening thread day - the show being best of worked out because I have only had like 30 total minutes to listen anyway.


Here's to hoping Ron is well enough for tomorrows show.. :innocent:

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

Ron sounded a lot better today...

[realmenhatelife]

How exactly is it cynical to want to make ghostbusters 3? Maybe I just don't understand the word.

Yeah I really wasn't following his meaning there.

Also: 1- Bill Murray may have started doing more serious movies but he's also never stopped doing shit like Garfield.

and 2- Ivan Reitman has done really good work in the past, and Ron has passionately argued that you always give those people a shot because if you dont then you dotn like the artist, you just like the hits. Not that rontradiction is anything new.

I also dont think you can really compare an in front of the camera career to a behind the camera career.

[Gutter]

Yeah I really wasn't following his meaning there.

Also: 1- Bill Murray may have started doing more serious movies but he's also never stopped doing shit like Garfield.

and 2- Ivan Reitman has done really good work in the past, and Ron has passionately argued that you always give those people a shot because if you dont then you dotn like the artist, you just like the hits. Not that rontradiction is anything new.

I also dont think you can really compare an in front of the camera career to a behind the camera career.

That movie wouldn't really need Bill Murray to be in it based on the plot. It would be awesome if he was, but the movie is about them training a new crew and handing the torch over.

[Misteriosa]

Best of - Day 2!!

[Chigworthy]

Best of - Day 2!!

Do we know why? I've been out of loop

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,my cable went out yesterday just as i was about to submit my pickem picks, i took iit as a sign from god that they bad picks

[disneyspy]

Do we know why? I've been out of loop

pretty sure ron's sick,he sounded bad on tuesday and i just listened to mondays show this morning and he said he felt like he was getting sick

[CountryBob]

Checking in for best of

[Gutter]

pretty sure ron's sick,he sounded bad on tuesday and i just listened to mondays show this morning and he said he felt like he was getting sick

Yea, he was right on about that. He said he was starting to feel sick all of a sudden and he came in tuesday sounding like he was gonna die.

[Misteriosa]

ok gents.. ill be peeking in from time to time. dont break anything, and this place better be clean when i get back.

[CountryBob]

Miss Misti already

[cstyles206]

i miss the kid!

[Gutter]

ok gents.. ill be peeking in from time to time. dont break anything, and this place better be clean when i get back.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_o5swS_a08j4/SEiUM5GdLcI/AAAAAAAAB50/QvGNbakN-Bk/s400/food_fight.jpg

[CountryBob]

i miss the kid!

I was in Austin recently and thought about the kid a time or two

[disneyspy]

I was in Austin recently and thought about the kid a time or two

while jacking off all fucked up

[Manning, Esq.]

Buddays. Rog'.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4zmB7e2GN6w/S4JTpyetjJI/AAAAAAAAAds/mtDT78MY6ns/s320/rerun.jpg

[CountryBob]

while jacking off all fucked up

Of course - any other time make sense?

[IamFogHat]

Hi boys and girls, just checking in. I guess I'll do something with my day since we're in best of.

[Manning, Esq.]

Wonder whether @ibang has been shaking his head, dumbfoundedly, for the last few weeks.

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Notable Glory, my brother. Notable Glory.

[CountryBob]

Alll this McRib talk lately, I am on my way to enjoy one. And then, its off to liquor hill. maybe I can have something good to report.

[disneyspy]

Wonder whether @ibang has been shaking his head, dumbfoundedly, for the last few weeks.

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1605374267/328624956_reasonably_small.jpg

Notable Glory, my brother. Notable Glory.

i woulda thought @ibang woulda been that little chinese guy that couldnt sing worth shit

[bobsnin]

Howdy Buddies

[Manning, Esq.]

Alll this McRib talk lately, I am on my way to enjoy one. And then, its off to liquor hill. maybe I can have something good to report.

Um ... really, if you're hearing that much about McRibs, you might wanna outta trade in your radio for another model.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/MCDONALDS-FRENCH-FRIES-MacDonalds-Transistor-Radio-/00/$(KGrHqUOKi8E3ZE6c-PQBN6FwHHOPg~~_35.JPG

[Manning, Esq.]

i woulda thought @ibang woulda been that little chinese guy that couldnt sing worth shit

Are I heel you say ees shh sh sh shh shh

[cstyles206]

i get excited for McRibs every time and then i eat one and am disappointed. i went with the Royale with cheese instead on my recent trip to wac arnolds.

[sailor]

Ron's right, fez should stand with Rustin against the same callers who give him shit every day.

[sailor]

Rustin? More like homo-queersicle.

[Manning, Esq.]

Dunno. Stand with Rustin??

Blueberries.

[regulator]

Ron mentioned on his blog that he wasn't feeling well today.....

pretty sure ron's sick,he sounded bad on tuesday and i just listened to mondays show this morning and he said he felt like he was getting sick

[Manning, Esq.]

It's a little ominous that this show was ~the same week that Ron's appendix left him.

[CountryBob]

Had a McRib and a salad. It is like a seasonal treat but I swear, it seems to be smaller that I can remember. Tasty

[realmenhatelife]

Had a McRib and a salad. It is like a seasonal treat but I swear, it seems to be smaller that I can remember. Tasty

Really? Up north we have salads all year long.



Just got back from an offsite meeting all morning. Jesus.

[Manning, Esq.]

How do you suppose they decide on which breaks to string into a Best Of? Seldoom seems to carry continuity. There's so much in the vaults. I'm sure they give it some thought, but sometimes--and, there's been a lot of data, lately--it comes across as a dartboard strategy.

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

how are all you periwinkles?

[Manning, Esq.]

'sup

Spin the Big Wheel to see what the next Best Of break will be!

[Misteriosa]

well.. i just found out my cousin is gonna be the subject of an episode of I (Almost) Got Away With It (http://investigation.discovery.com/tv-schedules/series.html?paid=141.16980.133272.41142.43)

Got to Copy Movies

JohnnyRay Gasca, a successful video pirate, scams the film industry while partying with celebrities and hiding from the law. Gasca went to prison for attempted murder and U.S. Marshals believe Gasca's illicit lifestyle will soon turn violent.

[Manning, Esq.]

well.. i just found out my cousin is gonna be the subject of an episode of I (Almost) Got Away With It (http://investigation.discovery.com/tv-schedules/series.html?paid=141.16980.133272.41142.43)

Since I don't think that Hallmark makes the appropriate card, I'll skip right to You best be posting a copy of his script if it's circulated 'round at Thanksgiving ....

[Gutter]

well.. i just found out my cousin is gonna be the subject of an episode of

Is he still incarcerated?

[Chigworthy]

Had a McRib and a salad. It is like a seasonal treat but I swear, it seems to be smaller that I can remember. Tasty

Is that Tennessee for anal/oral?

[Manning, Esq.]

Is that Tennessee for anal/oral?

Whooooaaa! Whaddya think they volunteer for down there, anyways?!

[Misteriosa]

Is he still incarcerated?

he got out last year, i think

[Misteriosa]

Since I don't think that Hallmark makes the appropriate card, I'll skip right to You best be posting a copy of his script if it's circulated 'round at Thanksgiving ....

heh heh , i doubt it. we used to call him "johnny, damien's brother. you know, the one with the movies" :lol:

[Gutter]

I don't remember hearing this episode, but i will add (even though its a replay) that I've seen chicks let a gay dude do just about ANYTHING. Gay dudes are gay because they prefer dick, but a lot of them still like chicks a little for their bods. I had a major problem with this girl i was dating who had this gay kid as a close friend. he would grab her in front of me and feel her up and she was like, "what's the big deal? he's gay it doesn't mean anything" but for me it was still infuriating. I've been sitting at a poker game and watched a gay dude at the table grab a chick from the party going on and start playing with her boobs in front of everyone. Chicks will let a gay dude get away with murder because they don't think there is anything sexual about it when their clearly is.

[Misteriosa]

I don't remember hearing this episode, but i will add (even though its a replay) that I've seen chicks let a gay dude do just about ANYTHING. Gay dudes are gay because they prefer dick, but a lot of them still like chicks a little for their bods. I had a major problem with this girl i was dating who had this gay kid as a close friend. he would grab her in front of me and feel her up and she was like, "what's the big deal? he's gay it doesn't mean anything" but for me it was still infuriating. I've been sitting at a poker game and watched a gay dude at the table grab a chick from the party going on and start playing with her boobs in front of everyone. Chicks will let a gay dude get away with murder because they don't think there is anything sexual about it when their clearly is.

JEALOUS! JEALOUS! :laugh:

[A.J.]

I don't remember hearing this episode, but i will add (even though its a replay) that I've seen chicks let a gay dude do just about ANYTHING. Gay dudes are gay because they prefer dick, but a lot of them still like chicks a little for their bods. I had a major problem with this girl i was dating who had this gay kid as a close friend. he would grab her in front of me and feel her up and she was like, "what's the big deal? he's gay it doesn't mean anything" but for me it was still infuriating. I've been sitting at a poker game and watched a gay dude at the table grab a chick from the party going on and start playing with her boobs in front of everyone. Chicks will let a gay dude get away with murder because they don't think there is anything sexual about it when their clearly is.

I think the gay guy was probably showing off to the heteros that he was able to do what every one of them only wished they could do.

[Gutter]

JEALOUS! JEALOUS! :laugh:

hahaha I was. It didn't matter to me....i was watching another dude grab my chick in a way that only I should be able to and no one saw anything wrong with that.

It'd be the same thing as you watching your boyfriend get groped by a lesbo.

[Manning, Esq.]

It'd be the same thing as you watching your boyfriend get groped by a lesbo.

Hmmm. Not to him.

[CountryBob]

Just got the word that my Dad went through his stint and pacemaker installation surgery perfectly and he is already asking how long before he can get back on the golf course.

At least he has his priorities straight - but his wife wouldnt think so....

[Gutter]

I think the gay guy was probably showing off to the heteros that he was able to do what every one of them only wished they could do.

yea there was a bit of that too....and that he knew he could get away with it. You could tell he was enjoying himself even though he was gay.

[Misteriosa]

hahaha I was. It didn't matter to me....i was watching another dude grab my chick in a way that only I should be able to and no one saw anything wrong with that.

It'd be the same thing as you watching your boyfriend get groped by a lesbo.

next time you should pee on her leg, just to establish property boundaries... :rolleyes:

[Gutter]

Just got the word that my Dad went through his stint and pacemaker installation surgery perfectly and he is already asking how long before he can get back on the golf course.

At least he has his priorities straight - but his wife wouldnt think so....

:thumbup: :clap:

good stuff....glad to hear it.

[Misteriosa]

Just got the word that my Dad went through his stint and pacemaker installation surgery perfectly and he is already asking how long before he can get back on the golf course.

At least he has his priorities straight - but his wife wouldnt think so....

nice. glad to hear your dad pulled thru ok! :drunk:

[Gutter]

next time you should pee on her leg, just to establish property boundaries... :rolleyes:

I should have totally marked my territory.


wait, you think I considered her property because i said, I should be the only one allowed to touch her that way?

[LeedsJr]

I don't remember hearing this episode, but i will add (even though its a replay) that I've seen chicks let a gay dude do just about ANYTHING. Gay dudes are gay because they prefer dick, but a lot of them still like chicks a little for their bods. I had a major problem with this girl i was dating who had this gay kid as a close friend. he would grab her in front of me and feel her up and she was like, "what's the big deal? he's gay it doesn't mean anything" but for me it was still infuriating. I've been sitting at a poker game and watched a gay dude at the table grab a chick from the party going on and start playing with her boobs in front of everyone. Chicks will let a gay dude get away with murder because they don't think there is anything sexual about it when their clearly is.

To me, it's irrelevant whether there's anything sexual about it or not. It was pretty fucking disrespectful of him to put his hands on her that way.

[CountryBob]

I don't remember hearing this episode, but i will add (even though its a replay) that I've seen chicks let a gay dude do just about ANYTHING. Gay dudes are gay because they prefer dick, but a lot of them still like chicks a little for their bods. I had a major problem with this girl i was dating who had this gay kid as a close friend. he would grab her in front of me and feel her up and she was like, "what's the big deal? he's gay it doesn't mean anything" but for me it was still infuriating. I've been sitting at a poker game and watched a gay dude at the table grab a chick from the party going on and start playing with her boobs in front of everyone. Chicks will let a gay dude get away with murder because they don't think there is anything sexual about it when their clearly is.

That would bother me in a lack of respect way. Nobody, I repeat nobody would do this and get away with it.

[LeedsJr]

Just got the word that my Dad went through his stint and pacemaker installation surgery perfectly and he is already asking how long before he can get back on the golf course.

At least he has his priorities straight - but his wife wouldnt think so....

Happy to hear that for your family.

[CountryBob]

:thumbup: :clap:

good stuff....glad to hear it.

nice. glad to hear your dad pulled thru ok! :drunk:

Now I can breathe easier today :happy:

[Misteriosa]

you guys could never EVER be with your girlfriends with drag queens around.. :lol:

they are notorious for it. when i would dance at club shows, they were all up on my boobs :o

[Gutter]

That would bother me in a lack of respect way. Nobody, I repeat nobody would do this and get away with it.

Yea that was the other thing.....I asked him not to do it anymore and he did it again almost right away. He was a sneaky little shit that enjoyed pushing buttons. I tried to play it cool, but I really wanted to smash his face.

[Misteriosa]

Yea that was the other thing.....I asked him not to do it anymore and he did it again almost right away. He was a sneaky little shit that enjoyed pushing buttons. I tried to play it cool, but I really wanted to smash his face.

heh heh.. he probably thought you were cute or something. kinda like when boys pull on girls' ponytails. :lol:

[Manning, Esq.]

Just got the word that my Dad went through his stint and pacemaker installation surgery perfectly and he is already asking how long before he can get back on the golf course.

At least he has his priorities straight - but his wife wouldnt think so....

Superb!!! You might have to "hint" at the right menu items when you're out together from here on.

CB: Hey, Pop. Whaddya wanna get fer a app-a-teaser tonight? Let's see ... That's a big negatory on the cheese sticks, eh? What else ... Won Tons! Well, h-e-l-l-l-l-l no we ain't gonna support them Japs anymore. Here's one. Whathehell y'think a lettuce wrap is, Pop?

[CountryBob]

you guys could never EVER be with your girlfriends with drag queens around.. :lol:

they are notorious for it. when i would dance at club shows, they were all up on my boobs :o

Misti - would you get mad at me if we were dating and I punched that gaywads lights out for groping you (and also disrespecting me?) It is a hard life some of us guys lead that totally give respect and expect it back..

[Gutter]

you guys could never EVER be with your girlfriends with drag queens around.. :lol:

they are notorious for it. when i would dance at club shows, they were all up on my boobs :o

nope.....not at all. That's still a dude feeling up your girlfriend. Its unacceptable. Guys can't go to strip clubs to get a lap dance without catching shit from most women, but its not like you could have sex with the stripper.

[Manning, Esq.]

I don't remember hearing this episode, but i will add (even though its a replay) that I've seen chicks let a gay dude do just about ANYTHING. Gay dudes are gay because they prefer dick, but a lot of them still like chicks a little for their bods. I had a major problem with this girl i was dating who had this gay kid as a close friend. he would grab her in front of me and feel her up and she was like, "what's the big deal? he's gay it doesn't mean anything" but for me it was still infuriating. I've been sitting at a poker game and watched a gay dude at the table grab a chick from the party going on and start playing with her boobs in front of everyone. Chicks will let a gay dude get away with murder because they don't think there is anything sexual about it when their clearly is.

Guess I'm the one without a feeling either way, here. I did take note that it appears that half the people you hang with are chicks, and the other half are the gays. Hmmph.

[CountryBob]

Superb!!! You might have to "hint" at the right menu items when you're out together from here on.

CB: Hey, Pop. Whaddya wanna get fer a app-a-teaser tonight? Let's see ... That's a big negatory on the cheese sticks, eh? What else ... Won Tons! Well, h-e-l-l-l-l-l no we ain't gonna support them Japs anymore. Here's one. Whathehell y'think a lettuce wrap is, Pop?

I officially enjoy lettuce wraps and I am 100% hetro.

[Misteriosa]

Misti - would you get mad at me if we were dating and I punched that gaywads lights out for groping you (and also disrespecting me?) It is a hard life some of us guys lead that totally give respect and expect it back..

yep i would.

[Dell]

Just got the word that my Dad went through his stint and pacemaker installation surgery perfectly and he is already asking how long before he can get back on the golf course.

At least he has his priorities straight - but his wife wouldnt think so....

great news Bob...and I like you dad's priorities

[Misteriosa]

Guess I'm the one without a feeling either way, here. I did take note that it appears that half the people you hang with are chicks, and the other half are the gays. Hmmph.

:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Misti - would you get mad at me if we were dating and I punched that gaywads lights out for groping you (and also disrespecting me?) It is a hard life some of us guys lead that totally give respect and expect it back..

yep i would.

I've been married forever, so I admit I've lost the dating perspective.
No one puts their hands on my wife.
If she was okay with it, I would have a major problem with her, too.

[A.J.]

Yea that was the other thing.....I asked him not to do it anymore and he did it again almost right away. He was a sneaky little shit that enjoyed pushing buttons. I tried to play it cool, but I really wanted to smash his face.

That's a hate crime.

[Gutter]

heh heh.. he probably thought you were cute or something. kinda like when boys pull on girls' ponytails. :lol:

He might have. I think he was just a weasel that enjoyed being a fucking asshole....and also enjoyed fucking assholes.

[A.J.]

they are notorious for it. when i would dance at club shows, they were all up on my boobs :o

Your boobs could turn gay men straight.

[Gutter]

That's a hate crime.

I KNOW!!! You've gotta have a really good reason to smash a gay in the face these days.

[CountryBob]

Your boobs could turn gay men straight.

:clap:

[Misteriosa]

Your boobs could turn gay men straight.

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[realmenhatelife]

Misti - would you get mad at me if we were dating and I punched that gaywads lights out for groping you (and also disrespecting me?) It is a hard life some of us guys lead that totally give respect and expect it back..

If you think about it, the girl would be the one disrespecting you. She says she doesn't care about the gay guy grabbing her tits, you say it bothers you, but she still lets it happen. So your beef is with the chick, but you cant really punch her.

[Misteriosa]

If you think about it, the girl would be the one disrespecting you. She says she doesn't care about the gay guy grabbing her tits, you say it bothers you, but she still lets it happen. So your beef is with the chick, but you cant really punch her.

we have a winner!!!

[CountryBob]

great news Bob...and I like you dad's priorities

He was on the golf course till dark last night - just got him a new golf cart and is in love with it.

[Gutter]

Your boobs could turn gay men straight.

well that's the other thing.....just because they're cross dressers doesn't mean they're gay. If all I need to do is put a dress on and i can grope random chicks all night long without getting slapped, I'm going to Kohls right after work.

Chicks are fucking crazy man.

[Misteriosa]

well that's the other thing.....just because they're cross dressers doesn't mean they're gay. If all I need to do is put a dress on and i can grope random chicks all night long without getting slapped, I'm going to Kohls right after work.

Chicks are fucking crazy man.

cross dressers are different from drag queens, just sayin'

[Manning, Esq.]

At least the Cav's owner didn't turn out to look like a douche when King went down to Dwayne Wade's team.

[Gutter]

cross dressers are different from drag queens, just sayin'

true....but not all drag queens are gay either. I just think if you're in a relationship with someone, you really shouldn't let anyone other than the person your with grab and grope you like that unless you're both ok with it. some ppl are into that.

[CountryBob]

If you think about it, the girl would be the one disrespecting you. She says she doesn't care about the gay guy grabbing her tits, you say it bothers you, but she still lets it happen. So your beef is with the chick, but you cant really punch her.

Thats why I would hit the gay/guy - because I wont hurt my gal. But, you are right. Its her at fault for letting him especially because she knows how I feel about respect.

When i was 18 I beat up 2 guys in the cereal aisle in Krogers because my girlfriend leaned in to hug one of them (she knew them both) and the guy cupped her ass right in front of me. Disrespectful son of a bitch. I can not let that slide - never. And I know I have a problem but Im doing a lot better as I mellow with age... :smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

well that's the other thing.....just because they're cross dressers doesn't mean they're gay. If all I need to do is put a dress on and i can grope random chicks all night long without getting slapped, I'm going to Kohls right after work.

Chicks are fucking crazy man.

I'm not trying to read you, I just dont see you giving fish. Eschapalante, gutter.

[Misteriosa]

I'm not trying to read you, I just dont see you giving fish. Eschapalante, gutter.

ha-leh-loo!

[realmenhatelife]

I still think it was incredibly bad taste to have the decision special knowing you're going to crush a town that's already down. Have a little class.

[Misteriosa]

oh and you forgot your reading glasses...

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[Manning, Esq.]

When i was 18 I beat up 2 guys in the cereal aisle in Krogers because my girlfriend leaned in to hug one of them :smoke:

Cereal causes violence:

http://media.weirdworm.com/img/people/7-ridiculous-kids-breakfast-cereals/oj.jpg http://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal/c_292.jpg

[Gutter]

I'm not trying to read you, I just dont see you giving fish. Eschapalante, gutter.

ummmm.....what? do something to success?

[Gutter]

Cereal causes violence:

http://media.weirdworm.com/img/people/7-ridiculous-kids-breakfast-cereals/oj.jpg http://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal/c_292.jpg

OJs!!!!! with marshmallow gloves, broncos, and knives!!!!

[realmenhatelife]

ummmm.....what? do something to success?

It's a reference that I think only Misti is going to get.

[Misteriosa]

ha-leh-loo!

It's a reference that I think only Misti is going to get.

i did.. :tongue:

[Gutter]

It's a reference that I think only Misti is going to get.

fair enough.

my point though is just that it perplexes me why certain women don't see that as a problem while the boyfriend is infuriated by it. A woman arguing that its not a big deal because the guy is gay or is a cross dresser or a drag queen is the same as a guy arguing that "she's just a stripper".

[Manning, Esq.]

It's possible that if the chick is letting this gay fella do a grope-a-rope that it's more about sending a flare up toward the guy, rather than just being cheeky with the fancy boy. She appears to bask in the attention and laughs because she's after just that, but, likely, on a deeper level with regards to her man.

Or, she's just a zilch who deserves to get bounced.

[realmenhatelife]

i did.. :tongue:

I saw!

[Gutter]

It's possible that if the chick is letting this gay fella do a grope-a-rope that it's more about sending a flare up toward the guy, rather than just being cheeky with the fancy boy. She appears to bask in the attention and laughs because she's after just that, but, likely, on a deeper level with regards to her man.

Or, she's just a zilch who deserves to get bounced.

In my case, she was a zilch that deserved to get bounced.

[CountryBob]

fair enough.

my point though is just that it perplexes me why certain women don't see that as a problem while the boyfriend is infuriated by it. A woman arguing that its not a big deal because the guy is gay or is a cross dresser or a drag queen is the same as a guy arguing that "she's just a stripper".

The chick I mentioned before actually got off watching me go irrate over her. It took me awhile to figure it out especially how she couldnt wait until we got home after the Kroger incident and we fucked in the truck in the parking lot.

My buttons can be pushed so easily and some girls know this and control me somewhat. Damn manipulators :surrender:

[Manning, Esq.]

i did.. :tongue:

I saw!

You kicked some as.

[Misteriosa]

You kicked some as.

as what?

[LeedsJr]

The chick I mentioned before actually got off watching me go irrate over her. It took me awhile to figure it out especially how she couldnt wait until we got home after the Kroger incident and we fucked in the truck in the parking lot.

My buttons can be pushed so easily and some girls know this and control me somewhat. Damn manipulators :surrender:

I dated a girl like that in college. Got the hell away once I figured it out. That's some dangerous shit right there - it can end VERY badly.

[Manning, Esq.]

At least the Cav's owner didn't turn out to look like a douche when King went down to Dwayne Wade's team.

I know shinola about NBA; I'm one of those NCAA-only fans. However, I was doing by darndest to post-taze CBob with the above, considering the below from the original airing of this break. I just couldn't let it slide.

Lebron's contract was up - he should not have any loyalty to Cleveland. Only loyalty to who he is contracted to. What a douch Cleveland's owner looks like now

Dwayne Wade's team? My ass - it is now Lebron's team!

[Misteriosa]

where do you guys meet these women?! :blink:

[Manning, Esq.]

as what?

Oh. Shucks. I needed to rent another "s," as in You kicked some ass.

[realmenhatelife]

The chick I mentioned before actually got off watching me go irrate over her. It took me awhile to figure it out especially how she couldnt wait until we got home after the Kroger incident and we fucked in the truck in the parking lot.

My buttons can be pushed so easily and some girls know this and control me somewhat. Damn manipulators :surrender:


I don't know why that didn't work out, it seemed like such a healthy relationship.


For the record I have never, and have never wanted to bang in a car.

[Manning, Esq.]

where do you guys meet these women?! :blink:

I think CBob mentioned Kroger. Think of Whole Foods with extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil, and MSG. Oh, and take away all the USDA processes, too.

[LeedsJr]

I don't know why that didn't work out, it seemed like such a healthy relationship.


For the record I have never, and have never wanted to bang in a car.

Really??

I thought that was like a rite of passage for American teenagers.

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm one guy who thinks that every Ron & Fez Best Of should include at least one Davey Mac break.

[LeedsJr]

I'm one guy who thinks that every Ron & Fez Best Of should include at least one Davey Mac break.

There's at least 2 of us, then.

[Gutter]

The chick I mentioned before actually got off watching me go irrate over her. It took me awhile to figure it out especially how she couldnt wait until we got home after the Kroger incident and we fucked in the truck in the parking lot.

My buttons can be pushed so easily and some girls know this and control me somewhat. Damn manipulators :surrender:

You talking about this Kroger incident?

http://festivusweb.com/images/seinfeld-festivusjpg.jpg

[CountryBob]

where do you guys meet these women?! :blink:

Support groups at the local community college...:unsure:

[Dell]

I don't know why that didn't work out, it seemed like such a healthy relationship.


For the record I have never, and have never wanted to bang in a car.

you must have been a rich kid...in the car was the only place I could afford to be alone with my dates

[Gutter]

where do you guys meet these women?! :blink:

Support groups at the local community college...:unsure:

family reunions.

[LeedsJr]

where do you guys meet these women?! :blink:

Support groups at the local community college...:unsure:

Heh. I did actually meet the girl I was talking about in college.
She was a little different than your freak, though. My psycho liked to create situations where I was defending her honor. Probably had Daddy issues.

[Manning, Esq.]

There's at least 2 of us, then.

Excellent! Now, we can write promos for John & Jeff and make Jocktober, 2012. Sweet.

[disneyspy]

12 step meetings

[realmenhatelife]

Really??

I thought that was like a rite of passage for American teenagers.

I'm too tall and usually too fat for that mess. Ill have sex in a park, lots of room out doors.

Kroeger's where all the slick pocket is evidentally.

[disneyspy]

i dont anything with blowhard should be on a best of,its always"these kids nowadays..."

[Misteriosa]

I think CBob mentioned Kroger. Think of Whole Foods with extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil, and MSG. Oh, and take away all the USDA processes, too.

too bad no bon appetit...

[Manning, Esq.]

Bum³ + D(onk) = C(ya)

Get well, Ronald.

Peace! Peace! Patrice.

[disneyspy]

Bum³ + D(onk) = C(ya)

Get well, Ronald.

Peace! Peace! Patrice.

how can you donk when theres still 10 minutes left?

[Gutter]

how can you donk when theres still 10 minutes left?

its a preemptive donk.

[Manning, Esq.]

how can you donk when theres still 10 minutes left?

That's my pleasure, Homestar Runner.

[disneyspy]

That's my pleasure, Homestar Runner.

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[disneyspy]

i wonder if perrynoid can write a song called from tennessob its countrybob

[CountryBob]

where do you guys meet these women?! :blink:

Haha - I just remembered that I met this chick at another grocery store that we both worked at. My uncle owned it and I was working the summer before going to college. She was 16.

After a few months of dating she started cancelling dates with me last minute sometimes and once I went to pick her up and she wasnt there. Her mom broke down and told me she was with my uncle (and had been fucking him) He was 60!

I found her car parked down at my uncles car dealership and was devastated. SHe broke my heart.

She told me the next day that she was babysitting for her Aunt and I busted her lie right into. She started hitting me because she was exposed. I told her to fuck off and ended it...

But, I had a talk with my uncle about it and whipped his ass after he pushed me. He admitted that the reason why he fucked her (knowing that I dated her) was because I had something he didnt and being a millionaire in a small town, he was used to getting what ever he wanted.

My Grandmother almost disowned me over beating him up. It felt good :happy:

[disneyspy]

Haha - I just remembered that I met this chick at another grocery store that we both worked at. My uncle owned it and I was working the summer before going to college. She was 16.

After a few months of dating she started cancelling dates with me last minute sometimes and once I went to pick her up and she wasnt there. Her mom broke down and told me she was with my uncle (and had been fucking him) He was 60!

I found her car parked down at my uncles car dealership and was devastated. SHe broke my heart.

She told me the next day that she was babysitting for her Aunt and I busted her lie right into. She started hitting me because hse was exposed. I told her to fuck off and ended it...

But, I had a talk with my uncle about it and whipped his ass after he pushed me. He admitted that the reason why he fucked her (knowing that I dated her) was because I had something he didnt and being a millionaire in a small town, he was used to getting what ever he wanted.

My Grandmother almost disowned me over beating him up. It felt good :happy:
was she your cousin?

[Gutter]

Jeezus Cbob....I hope you're writing a book.

[CountryBob]

was she your cousin?

Haha :clap:

[disneyspy]

you know why johnny got sucker punched? cuz danny doesnt believe in fair play

[disneyspy]

ok now we can DONK

have a good one buddays

C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[CountryBob]

Jeezus Cbob....I hope you're writing a book.

I should - had so many crazy moments in my life growing up. Damn lucky I am alive.
Ive had a gun to my head, been shot at, stabbed (just a little cut), whipped many, gotten my ass whipped, hit in the head with a baseball bat and with a few beer bottles, stampeded by a cow, ran over by a golf cart, flipped a golf cart, flipped a truck 10 times... and this is just what I can think of at a moments notice....


One of the worst was I got hit in the head with a pumpkin off of a bridge about 30 feet above. Some asshole threw it over while driving by and I was hanging out below drinking. It hit me so hard in the back it immediately drove me head first into the pavement. I spent 2 days in the hospital.

If its gonna happen to someone - its happening to me...

[Misteriosa]

the title should be:

Cbob: Sister Fucker/Uncle Beater

[sailor]

You jump on someone's back, they have every right to throw you off.

[CountryBob]

the title should be:

Down here you might need to break it down a little further

[Gutter]

I should - had so many crazy moments in my life growing up. Damn lucky I am alive.
Ive had a gun to my head, been shot at, stabbed (just a little cut), whipped many, gotten my ass whipped, hit in the head with a baseball bat and with a few beer bottles, stampeded by a cow, ran over by a golf cart, flipped a golf cart, flipped a truck 10 times... and this is just what I can think of at a moments notice....


One of the worst was I got hit in the head with a pumpkin off of a bridge about 30 feet above. Some asshole threw it over while driving by and I was hanging out below drinking. It hit me so hard in the back it immediately drove me head first into the pavement. I spent 2 days in the hospital.

If its gonna happen to someone - its happening to me...


so you're basically the best drinking buddy ever.

[disneyspy]

see bob

see bob's sister

see bob fuck his sister

fuck bob fuck

[Misteriosa]

see bob

see bob's sister

see bob fuck his sister

fuck bob fuck

:clap: perfect

[CountryBob]

see bob

see bob's sister

see bob fuck his sister

fuck bob fuck

I am more than this!

[Misteriosa]

I am more than this!

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