Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/31/11 - True Sounds of Liberty

[realmenhatelife]

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Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Wanna meet up for the hoildays? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=91246)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

http://www.theinterrobang.com/
http://tinychat.com/ronfez

Hey everyone, take off all your TR gear, the cops are here.

Happy Halloween.

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[DOHO@HOME]

moaning spooky daz no power at home and not shit happening at work:wacko:

[Gutter]

Morning buddays. can't believe the Giants pulled that game out of their asses yesterday.

[LeedsJr]

Morning buddays. can't believe the Giants pulled that game out of their asses yesterday.

I can't believe we had a fucking snowstorm Saturday.

[Manning, Esq.]

Ghoul Moaning Everybody!!

Oooooooooo.

[spoon]

Morning buddays. can't believe the Giants pulled that game out of their asses yesterday.

More like they had LUCK on their side. Miami is booting shit left and right at this point. The giants are borderline awful at home right now.

[Gutter]

More like they had LUCK on their side. Miami is booting shit left and right at this point. The giants are borderline awful at home right now.

Always have been. Manning is playing well though.

[Misteriosa]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2011/10/xlarge_heidi.jpg

heidi klum OWNING halloween

[Manning, Esq.]

moaning spooky daz no power at home and not shit happening at work:wacko:

You've made at least one drummer happy.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ku6SPRq8054/TCu--MftYII/AAAAAAAAAn8/01A1PsQfy4o/s320/equinox+ed+begley+jr.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Always have been. Manning is playing well though.

Aww geez ... I just try to follow the rules fellas.

[realmenhatelife]

moaning spooky daz no power at home and not shit happening at work:wacko:

Hope they get it back to you, I had no power from 1 saturday to 1 sunday and saturday night was absolutely miserable.

[Gutter]

Aww geez ... I just try to follow the rules fellas.

what you did there......I see it.

[Warren Peace]

Hope they get it back to you, I had no power from 1 saturday to 1 sunday and saturday night was absolutely miserable.

We've been told that it will likely be Thursday before we will have power. :furious:

[Manning, Esq.]

La Russa for Commish.

[spoon]

I've been soaking up power all week!

It's delicious and dare I say, cozy.

[LeedsJr]

Hope they get it back to you, I had no power from 1 saturday to 1 sunday and saturday night was absolutely miserable.

We lost it from 2pm Saturday to 5am Sunday. Took the family out to dinner, then we all slept in front of the fireplace like frontiersman. Execpt for the kids watching movies on the laptops and playing apps on their iPods and texting their friends on their cel phones.

[spoon]

We've been told that it will likely be Thursday before we will have power. :furious:

Where are you in NJ?! Man that blows.

[Misteriosa]

no power loss here.. :smoke:

[Warren Peace]

Where are you in NJ?! Man that blows.

NW Jersey (Warren County). We were out 7 days during Hurricane Irene. Oh, and a tree fell on the hood of my car Saturday, too. Meanwhile, I was in State College, PA for the Penn State/Illinois game while this was all going on.

[Manning, Esq.]

We've been told that it will likely be Thursday before we will have power. :furious:

Jeez and Louise!! What, are you down the holler from the Ingles? Likely, not. It's astounding that it can't be brought back to life within 48 hours. I was on the road all weekend and saw a dozen bucket truck caravans heading north to repair service in your 'hoods. I hope it's back before the locals go Ruby Ridge.

[CountryBob]

Hi - my name is Country Bob, and how are you today?

[CountryBob]

NW Jersey (Warren County). We were out 7 days during Hurricane Irene. Oh, and a tree fell on the hood of my car Saturday, too. Meanwhile, I was in State College, PA for the Penn State/Illinois game while this was all going on.

That sucks - stupid trees!

[spoon]

NW Jersey (Warren County). We were out 7 days during Hurricane Irene. Oh, and a tree fell on the hood of my car Saturday, too. Meanwhile, I was in State College, PA for the Penn State/Illinois game while this was all going on.

At least you saw an exciting game...oh wait...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Manning, Esq.]

NW Jersey (Warren County).

I appreciate that your county governance has the problems in its site:

"This Halloween, Are You Prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse or Any Other Disaster?"

Title of the Public Information Department press release.

[LeedsJr]

NW Jersey (Warren County). We were out 7 days during Hurricane Irene. Oh, and a tree fell on the hood of my car Saturday, too. Meanwhile, I was in State College, PA for the Penn State/Illinois game while this was all going on.

That sucks - stupid trees!

Seriously. Had 2 come down in my back yard, One of which is still leaning against my house and deck. At least the only real damage was the gutter pulled down.

[Gutter]

someone say something about pie?

[Gutter]

Seriously. Had 2 come down in my back yard, One of which is still leaning against my house and deck. At least the only real damage was the gutter pulled down.


what's that?

[CountryBob]

Shit - gotta go help take down the stupid Halloween decorations. Smell ya later....

[LeedsJr]

what's that?

I see what you did there.

Walked right into that one, didn't I?

[Gutter]

I see what you did there.

Walked right into that one, didn't I?

yep.

[Manning, Esq.]

what's that?

[flashback effect]:
what you did there......I see it.

[Gutter]

tttsssssssss tssssss it's like aahhhh it's like I'm talking to myself over dere or sumfin' tttssss tttsssss

[Rhah]

Is Interrobang project over yet?

[Warren Peace]

What's that? Fez is a Gay-tor?

[zildjian361]

Buddays on Vacation this week :smoke::drunk: already

[LeedsJr]

Buddays on Vacation this week :smoke::drunk: already

Doesn't make you a bad person.

[sailor]

Go into a closet? Oh, Fezzy!

[LeedsJr]

Matthew 6:6 -

But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Way too much Catholic education for me.

I love the fact that Fez remembers the word "closet" in there. I don't think there were many closets when the book was written.

[Manning, Esq.]

Dunno about whether the Bible says "don't pray publicly." Other things? Yup. I think it pohh-poohs doing other things publicly.

True dat, Bible. True dat.

[spoon]

I pray that Norv and AJ get retired.

[spoon]

How do you think the religious fanatics on Tebow's jock will/would react to an aggressively open/visual Muslim player, prayer mat headed in the right direction at the end of games and all?

I really don't care either way, as it all seems comical to me. By all, I mean religion.

[Dell]

eerie moaning buddays...:bye:

Ron sounds a lot better today...

(and when did "tebowing" become a verb?)

[realmenhatelife]

La Russa for Commish.

Roids for everyone.

[A.J.]

How do you think the religious fanatics on Tebow's jock will/would react to an aggressively open/visual Muslim player, prayer mat headed in the right direction at the end of games and all?

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/nba/2003/0228/photo/g_rauf_hi.jpg

[spoon]

Roids for everyone.

roid cocktails

:drunk:

[spoon]

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/nba/2003/0228/photo/g_rauf_hi.jpg

praise be!

:innocent:

[spoon]

It's slower in here than Dspy's heart rate.

[Misteriosa]

It's slower in here than Dspy's heart rate.

i dont know much about sports, so i generally keep my mouth shut about it. :o

[spoon]

that never stopped Kevin!

[realmenhatelife]

The please Timberlake make another record thing is a few month old sentiment.

I'm more about Please Timberlake, dont make any more albums.


He's smart though, the next album he makes will be gigantic.

[Manning, Esq.]

JT's music? Meh. Movies? Decent writing, but meh. Where he really seems to hit is SNL. Go figure.

[Misteriosa]

that never stopped Kevin!

hey oh! :tongue:

[spoon]

there is nothing I find more hilarious then a man defending JT's "talent"

[Misteriosa]

there was a show on tv last night that was talking about the boy band ponzi scheme. was JT in that? i know the boy band that was being promoted was legit, but no one was really getting any money b/c it was going in to the ponzi thing.

[underdog]

there is nothing I find more hilarious then a man defending JT's "talent"

snacks loves him and thought he was amazing in The Social Network.

[Misteriosa]

holy crap. it was all of them.

Louis Jay "Lou" Pearlman (born June 19, 1954) is a former impresario of the successful 1990s boy bands such as The Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, Take 5 , O-Town and US5 . In 2006 it was discovered that Pearlman had perpetrated one of the largest and longest-running Ponzi schemes in American history, leaving more than $300 million in debts. After getting caught on the run, and pleading guilty to conspiracy, money laundering and making false statements during a bankruptcy proceeding, in 2008 Pearlman was convicted and sentenced to (up to) 25 years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Pearlman

and speaking of how big MJ is, the officemate's radio is playing "beat it" right now :tongue:

NO ONE will be as big as MJ was (and still is)

[Manning, Esq.]

I was a bit bitter when we lost ____ ________ to Jersey public radio, so didn't give Hicks too much leewat, at first ("great, Chris, another drug reference"). Now, without a similar precipitator, I just can't see Zito as truly jibing with RF. Continuously, though sometimes he adds to the break, he sounds temporary; like, a stop-gap for the show.

[spoon]

snacks loves him and thought he was amazing in The Social Network.

i remember that, and my brother-in-law's buddy does the same fucking thing.

zzzzzzzzzz at best

I don't blame the guy for capitalizing on the momentum of his fame, but he's hardly some great talent any more than all the others

he was just better marketed and as ron just said, had a big relationship that brought him back to the forefront of the pop culture world

[Dell]

too much work to listen to show in my car and my internet feed SUCKS today...

sure could use a self aware site around now...

[Manning, Esq.]

holy crap. it was all of them.

The notion makes my head tilt a bit when I think of Hutt's Sweet Sixteen party vids.

[spoon]

do you mean chatting in a tiny way?

[realmenhatelife]

Danny is really unlikable.

[Dell]

do you mean chatting in a tiny way?

that would be nice about now...

[Dell]

Danny is really unlikable.

I have never agreed with you more

[Misteriosa]

Danny is really unlikable.

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[spoon]

fucking clue

ha!

[Manning, Esq.]

Danny is really unlikable.

I second your proclamation. To boot, reading his entries at that Web site is embarassing, at best. I'll be ever-amazed that he's connected. My Spidey-sense is that Mr. B. has zero respect for the intern-cum-knob-turner.

[Misteriosa]

fucking clue

ha!

it really is the most accurate expression of my feelings for danny

[Manning, Esq.]

Well, we have consensus and unanimity, I believe.

Danny, DotNet shunneth thee.

[realmenhatelife]

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I always wanted to do Madelane Kahn because of Clue.

[Dell]

I always wanted to do Madelane Kahn because of Clue.

and Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein...

[Manning, Esq.]

I always wanted to do Madelane Kahn because of Clue.

In the conservatory? With a candlestick?

[realmenhatelife]

and Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein...

Especially Blazing Saddles, the Teutonic Twat!

In Clue when they're running around explaining the murders and she lets out the little wierd cry when Wadsworth threatens her always got me.

[deliciousV]

I've been soaking up power all week!

It's delicious and dare I say, cozy.

why bring me into your mocking? All morning I've felt summoned.

[Manning, Esq.]

Boy ... I could do with a cold glass of cranberry juice right now. Odd urge.

[LeedsJr]

Listening to radio hosts watch video.

That's gold, Jerry!

[Misteriosa]

oh.. and im wearing anime eyes makeup today at work ^.^

[Gutter]

Especially Blazing Saddles, the Teutonic Twat!


A wed wose. How womantic.

[Manning, Esq.]

The only thing missing was, "And where are you from, miss?"

[Misteriosa]

Boy ... I could do with a cold glass of cranberry juice right now. Odd urge.

YES!! with lots of ice :wub:

[Manning, Esq.]

A wed wose. How womantic.

Very good sir. Very good. It's Hedley!

[Misteriosa]

ive been a madeline khan fan my whole life. i grew up on "History of the World".

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dont ask me what the hell my parents were thinking by letting me watch this.

[realmenhatelife]

Also, I'd like to puts it ins a young Carrol Burnett.

[Manning, Esq.]

ive been a madeline khan fan my whole life. i grew up on "History of the World".

Miracle!

[realmenhatelife]

oh.. and im wearing anime eyes makeup today at work ^.^

Really? Oh hey, 'sup Misti. How you doing?

[spoon]

and Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein...

yah, more those

[Manning, Esq.]

Also, I'd like to puts it ins a young Carrol Burnett.

I agree that Carol Burnett is very funny.

[Misteriosa]

Really? Oh hey, 'sup Misti. How you doing?

im trying to take a picture, but its proving difficult since i need my eyes to be closed. also, no one wants to take the picture for me. they say im creeping them out.

[Misteriosa]

they are just like these, but the eyes are green, not blue:

http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/anime-eyes.jpg

this is the pic i based the makeup off of

[Manning, Esq.]

how'd you apply the makeup if you had to kee your eyes closed? It musta taken awhile. I can see the creep-out factor, though.

[Misteriosa]

you do it one side at a time. i started with mapping out the eye sections in black eyeliner, then filled in with eyeshadow as needed.

[Misteriosa]

I can see the creep-out factor, though.

the psychiatrist here keeps saying, "stop looking at me!" its really weirding her out :lol: the kids love it tho.

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh! Ow!

[Manning, Esq.]

I'd be shocked to hear the Jet Blue story. "This is my biggest fear."

[Baby DEW Year]

the psychiatrist here keeps saying, "stop looking at me!" its really weirding her out :lol: the kids love it tho.

At least they're not staring at your boobs!

[Manning, Esq.]

A sure sign that your call is going well is when you toss in an "anyway."

[spoon]

time for the link fairy to deliver those Taylor pics swiftly

[Manning, Esq.]

I think I'm gonna call out a Bravo Sierra on Zito's costume tale.

[Manning, Esq.]

time for the link fairy to deliver those Taylor pics swiftly

It can't be a fake. The Web site gave us the evidence:

"Add to that, the fact that the girl in the photo has strawberries on her panties and Taylor Swift has been known to eat strawberries, and there is some pretty damning evidence that this is a photo of a topless Taylor Swift."

[spoon]

It can't be a fake. The Web site gave us the evidence:

"Add to that, the fact that the girl in the photo has strawberries on her panties and Taylor Swift has been known to eat strawberries, and there is some pretty damning evidence that this is a photo of a topless Taylor Swift."

she HAS to be the only one

i agree, must be her

[Misteriosa]

It can't be a fake. The Web site gave us the evidence:

"Add to that, the fact that the girl in the photo has strawberries on her panties and Taylor Swift has been known to eat strawberries, and there is some pretty damning evidence that this is a photo of a topless Taylor Swift."

ergo, you bought me a falcon.

[LeedsJr]

Did that caller really just claim the "Mean Girls" changed society??

[underdog]

time for the link fairy to deliver those Taylor pics swiftly

I'm having trouble finding them.

[Manning, Esq.]

ergo, you bought me a falcon.

Bing! Just like the commercial. Way to back them up.

[LeedsJr]

ergo, you bought me a falcon.

I should've got a falcon!

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm having trouble finding them.

It's at the craftily-named celebjihad. I mean, with a cutting-edge URL like that, it's bound to be solid journalism. Way to not capitalize on scumbags, scumbags.

[deliciousV]

I wish I could see the strawberry panties pic, I love me some strawberry's

[Misteriosa]

bunch of fucking creeps, the lot of you...

[Manning, Esq.]

I wish I could see the strawberry panties pic, I love me some strawberry's

Really‽I heard that Strawberry's the neighborhood 'ho. I can't have love for someone that everybody know is like that.

[Dell]

I wish spy was here for Ron's Cowboys joke...HAHA

[Manning, Esq.]

Give us a pic, Jesus Zito. A nickel says it doesn't come.

[Gutter]

I wish spy was here for Ron's Cowboys joke...HAHA

I think he got the joke last night while he was watching the game.

[spoon]

wonder how she got sick?

[deliciousV]

Speculate on how HTG got the flu?

[IamFogHat]

Hey all. Are they talking about that stupid this is my culture not a costume campaign? Those are so annoying.

[spoon]

my fucking ears

i never wished for clogged inner ear canals more right this moment





nails on the chalkboard

[Manning, Esq.]

wonder how she got sick?

http://www.debbieweil.com/uploads/image/cupcake_lgl.jpg ????

[Zorro]

Wow...when did Fez become such a tight ass

[Manning, Esq.]

Hey all. Are they talking about that stupid this is my culture not a costume campaign? Those are so annoying.

Yup. The callers have been on both sides. Fezzie gave us a regular Fezatorial on the campaign. Ron's been prodding him along saying that the marketing is both effective, and reflective on the current state of our security culture. HTG, of course, weighed in from a First Amendment point of view.

[Manning, Esq.]

Wow...when did Fez become such a tight ass

After the eighth.

[deliciousV]

Really‽I heard that Strawberry's the neighborhood 'ho. I can't have love for someone that everybody know is like that.

I can't tell you how fucking annoyed I am that you have an interrobang character and I don't! I'd never type it, I just don't like that somebody else has it and I don't.

[Misteriosa]

I can't tell you how fucking annoyed I am that you have an interrobang character and I don't! I'd never type it, I just don't like that somebody else has it and I don't.

http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd511/DjRcCola/U-JELLY.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

At least they're not staring at your boobs!

But when her eyes are closed she would have no idea where they're staring.

[Manning, Esq.]

I can't tell you how fucking annoyed I am that you have an interrobang character and I don't! I'd never type it, I just don't like that somebody else has it and I don't.

I think you do, but don't realize it, maybe. I just type Alt-F4.

[Gutter]

if you're white, you don't need face paint to be MJ.

[realmenhatelife]

Morality of costume's comes up every year.

Dressing as 'black people' is racist because it says that black people are all the same and there's an ontology to being black in america that includes negative stereotyping and pantomime.

Dress as a specific black person is not racist because it has a specific reference, and therefore isn't a stereotype.

[sailor]

I bet if there was a wrestler doing a stereotypical Mexican character, fez wouldn't have a problem with it.

[Misteriosa]

the geisha thing is sensitive because it has to be done well. the geisha is not a prostitute, but it is widely perceived as one. if the portrayal is not done correctly, then its easy (for me) to see how it can get skewed into the racist category. (as in the "me love you long time" thing)

[DOHO@HOME]

Speculate on how HTG got the flu?

suckin some jew dick?

[A.J.]

Wow...when did Fez become such a tight ass

At birth. He's still a virgin you know.

[DOHO@HOME]

Wow...when did Fez become such a tight ass

he was young and his dad spreaded water up his asshole and since then he has been a tight ass.

[deliciousV]

I think you do, but don't realize it, maybe. I just type Alt-F4.

Dick

[sailor]

If Ron doesn't believe fez and thinks it's a gimmick, why not me fez run with it?

[Manning, Esq.]

I bet if there was a wrestler doing a stereotypical Mexican character, fez wouldn't have a problem with it.

Oh ... there are problems here even Todd could see:

http://blog.oregonlive.com/qpdx/2007/10/superamigos.gif

[spoon]

suckin some jew dick?

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[Manning, Esq.]

Dick

Aw shit. I didn't think .... Well, you may understand how I connected those dots. My genuine fix is to simply share that I cut-n-paste from a Google entry (i.e., without even clicking on the link. Sometimes, not always, it's worth the couple steps.

I'm sorry I did that.

[deliciousV]

I don't think it's her, but I am starving for strawberrys now.

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[Dell]

I think you do, but don't realize it, maybe. I just type Alt-F4.

oh no you didn't‽

[Manning, Esq.]

I don't think it's her, but I am starving for strawberrys now.


Worst tattoo ever.

[deliciousV]

Aw shit. I didn't think .... Well, you may understand how I connected those dots. My genuine fix is to simply share that I cut-n-paste from a Google entry (i.e., without even clicking on the link. Sometimes, not always, it's worth the couple steps.

I'm sorry I did that.

ah, a cut and paste, that makes sense. No need to be sorry, I fell for it and laughed,

[deliciousV]

oh no you didn't‽

oh yes I did, took a minute to figure out what happened, I thought I broke something ‽

[Dell]

oh yes I did, took a minute to figure out what happened, I thought I broke something ‽

HA, I went from my mac to my pc to try it (I laughed too)

[CountryBob]

bunch of fucking creeps, the lot of you...

OK - sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

[Manning, Esq.]

Too funny:

FMW: Well, I whole-heartedly believe [insert clear-cut, one-sided position of any complex issue here].

RB: What about some other guy who thinks [insert the polar opposite here].

FMW: Um. Well. I guess I agree that [polar opposite] is really the proper way to see it.

[IamFogHat]

Fez sure is eloquent today.

[realmenhatelife]

Going back to Ron's comment about Taylor Swifts backwoods, southern cabin. She was raised further North than he was.

[LeedsJr]

OK - sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

Um...I think Misti painted on eyes so she could stare at Taylor Swift's boobs without blinking. Or something like that.

[CountryBob]

Going back to Ron's comment about Taylor Swifts backwoods, southern cabin. She was raised further North than he was.

Pittsburgh - if I remember correctly

[deliciousV]

OK - sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

it's like she summonsed you, and you came.

[CountryBob]

Um...I think Misti painted on eyes so she could stare at Taylor Swift's boobs without blinking. Or something like that.

She has some cute little boobies

[CountryBob]

it's like she summonsed you, and you came.

all over the place..... ah come on! Where we goin?

[spoon]

talk about creepy

why do you guys have her bio down?

[cstyles206]

Wyomissing, PA

[Dell]

OK - sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

you can type the interrobang ‽ if you use ALT F4

[realmenhatelife]

Pittsburgh - if I remember correctly

No, Wyomissing which is the same place Jon and Kate plus 8 are. It's the county directly North of the county Ron grew up in. It's south eastern PA. It's a more rural county, but that isn't a rural part of it.

[spoon]

talk about creepy

why do you guys have her bio down?

let me add this NSFW version to the creepfest!

Ole Swift Titts (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/2/2011/10/medium_taylor_swift_topless.jpg)

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm gonna get some Guinness and corned beef tonight.

[IamFogHat]

Fight, fight, fight:thumbup:

[spoon]

i only wish it would get real in there

[Dell]

Fez doesn't need Zito to make him look bad...I think Fez really hates Zito

[A.J.]

let me add this NSFW version to the creepfest!

Ole Swift Titts (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/2/2011/10/medium_taylor_swift_topless.jpg)

I could have sworn I've seen this before.

[deliciousV]

you can type the interrobang ‽ if you use ALT F4

see, what I did was take this idea and make my FB status "Facebook finally added a hidden "dislike" feature, just press ALT F4" so I can make others feel as stupid as I did. My friends will love me.

[spoon]

hmmmmm

where would you say u saw that pic before AJ?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0xToZLlI3Eo/Tgx1Bj9m9sI/AAAAAAAAI78/AyEFs0OkJkw/s1600/chris_hansen.gif

[realmenhatelife]

I've got a dentist appointment coming up, my dental office is really bad and I never get the same doctor twice, it will either be an Indian or a Russian immigrant who doesn't speak great English. I have no problem with that, except that their bedside manner is very short.

Anyway, do I tell them I grind the shit out of my teeth lately and my jaw gets sore? They aren't all that interested in solving issues above what they can charge you for, so they wont relate to you as a person you're just a customer. Do they do anything for jaw pain aside from a night guard? Cus I'm a daytime grinder.

[A.J.]

In My Dreams.

[CountryBob]

In C Bob world - good looking chick celebrities must have total "all exposing" nude pics taken and placed in the public forum.

I want to see their naughty bits

[Manning, Esq.]

all over the place..... ah come on! Where we goin?

Dammit! You're the man. Since your first entry--"all over the place"--I've been trying to think of the Catchphrase Comic's catch phrase. Phew.

[A.J.]

In C Bob world - good looking chick celebrities must have total "all exposing" nude pics taken and placed in the public forum.

I want to see their naughty bits

If you had your way, they'd be scratch and sniff too.

[spoon]

In C Bob world - good looking chick celebrities must have total "all exposing" nude pics taken and placed in the public forum.

I want to see their naughty bits

even manbearpigs?

[CountryBob]

hmmmmm

where would you say u saw that pic before AJ?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0xToZLlI3Eo/Tgx1Bj9m9sI/AAAAAAAAI78/AyEFs0OkJkw/s1600/chris_hansen.gif

Hahah - nice!

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[realmenhatelife]

But Dave's gimmick was 'annoying guy' so how can you get mad at people who find him annoying?

Also, fans have more than one opinion.

[Dell]

In C Bob world - good looking chick celebrities must have total "all exposing" nude pics taken and placed in the public forum.

I want to see their naughty bits

I believe you meant "fancy bits" or "periwinkle"

[spoon]

Also, fans have more than one opinion.

and more than one speed

[IamFogHat]

Spy Report. Spy Report. Casey just tweeted Stan's heart echo is all good.

[spoon]

everclear

wow that's a blast from the past

[CountryBob]

Spy Report. Spy Report. Casey just tweeted Stan's heart echo is all good.

Poor little Stanley - still having issues?

[spoon]

Spy Report. Spy Report. Casey just tweeted Stan's heart echo is all good.

Fuck, stan is having possible heart issues now?

I thought their little guy was out of the woods? I guess not. Man that really sucks, but at least the latest news sounds good.

[Jughead]

Im so Behind with my own Issues . But Im 56 and have had a good life...Go Stan just get well little guy

[spoon]

where the hell is that old bastard spy?!

did he die last night, bc I finally get to hang a little in here and he's awol!?

see that, reverse interrobanz

[realmenhatelife]

Frank DeCaro is a funny guy, I hope they just goof around with him in studio instead of doing a straight interview.

No pun intended.

[spoon]

i have to piss

[Dell]

"airline charged them a by-the-hour tarmac fee"

I don't get the joke?

[LeedsJr]

Fez isn't far off. The article I read about that plane said the pilot was asking for police to board the plane because the passengers were getting hostile. He was also asking the airport to send him somewhere because his airline had basically abandoned him.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's a bullshit liar saying it's the same as a long flight. You're telling me I'm the only person who chooses a longer route with no traffic over a more direct one that jams up? Psychologically it's easier to take knowing that you're moving.

[LeedsJr]

Ron's a bullshit liar saying it's the same as a long flight. You're telling me I'm the only person who chooses a longer route with no traffic over a more direct one that jams up? Psychologically it's easier to take knowing that you're moving.

Not to mention the fact they can dump the toilets when they're in flight so they don't back up. Or that flights that are that long have enough food and water for a trip of that length.

[deliciousV]

how come you can take a flight to Austrailia and the toilets don't back up, but sit on the runway for the same ammount of time and it does? Does everybody just make a run on the shitter?

nevermind, just read Leeds post and found the answer.

[CountryBob]

how come you can take a flight to Austrailia and the toilets don't back up, but sit on the runway for the same ammount of time and it does? Does everybody just make a run on the shitter?

They dump it in the ocean while traveling.

[LeedsJr]

They dump it in the ocean while traveling.

I crack up at those occasional stories when they dump at the wrong time and a huge frozen block of piss and shit hits someone's house.

[Jughead]

They dump it in the ocean while traveling.

Eww Opie

[Dell]

They dump it in the ocean while traveling.

not just the ocean...

[IamFogHat]

I really think the IB Wire has invigorated Fez, I just wish Ronnie would work with him a little more instead of leaving him hanging if he thinks a joke stinks.

[spoon]

I really think the IB Wire has invigorated Fez, I just wish Ronnie would work with him a little more instead of leaving him hanging if he thinks a joke stinks.

so true

[Jughead]

I really think the IB Wire has invigorated Fez, I just wish Ronnie would work with him a little more instead of leaving him hanging if he thinks a joke stinks.

Right:smile:

[IamFogHat]

If Reilley was still around I'd apologize for saying this, but I can't stand Superman. A super hero who can basically do everything is so uninteresting.

[CountryBob]

not just the ocean...

Could you imagine someone getting killed from a frozen bale of shit falling from the sky?
Haha - terrible

[spoon]

If Reilley was still around I'd apologize for saying this, but I can't stand Superman. A super hero who can basically do everything is so uninteresting.

well ironically he couldn't get laid, quite the opposite of Reilly

[realmenhatelife]

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[IamFogHat]

well ironically he couldn't get laid, quite the opposite of Reilly

She was so awesome. I don't know if Sailor is fuckable in real life cause I just imagine him as the penguin from his avatar.

[CountryBob]

Bet ya Fez's dick is hard after saying he would make out with Hicks

[Dell]

Fez stinks at this game

[IamFogHat]

Where is the zombie Fez video?

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh, the stories that Flyover Folks take back from their Big City Vacation.

[Dell]

Where is the zombie Fez video?

the‽

[Manning, Esq.]

Where is the zombie Fez video?

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[spoon]

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[Gutter]

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spammer!!!!

[IamFogHat]

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He kind of looks like Randy Savage.

Does anyone else find it odd how confident Fez seems in public or when other radio personalities are in studio and yet when it's just them in what should be comforting privacy is when he turns into a panicky locking up maniac?

[Manning, Esq.]

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An Archies comic strip rendition of Carlin's seven words?

[spoon]

spammer!!!!

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[realmenhatelife]

Fez needs a haircut, he's got a whole silver fox Rob Ryan thing going.

[spoon]

Fez needs a haircut, he's got a whole silver fox Rob Ryan thing going.

and both don't have a clue on how to defend

[CountryBob]

Poor Fez - he has man boobs at the 1:43 mark.

Fez is the stunt guy - he excells at these things.

[deliciousV]

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is it weird that I understood this?

[Manning, Esq.]

Dear Emm Effers,

Donk!

Thoughts, Prayers, and Popcorn Balls,
Manning, Esq.

[CountryBob]

oK - maybe I can get some work done now.

Later maters!

Remember, if you dont treat, you might end up with a trick tonight!

[IamFogHat]

Remember, if you dont treat, you might end up with a trick tonight!

Like, from a prostitute?

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

hope you have a fantabulous day!

[deliciousV]

9 pages strong ‽ If Spy had been here we'd have gone 14 easy.

Bye Ya'll

[Misteriosa]

happy halloween, guys :bye:

[Misteriosa]

9 pages strong ‽ If Spy had been here we'd have gone 14 easy.

Bye Ya'll

would you have really wanted to deal with the pg12np?

[spoon]

would you have really wanted to deal with the pg12np?

sure, and I bet it would be dealt with in swift fashion by the mods!

:lol:

[spoon]

oh and only fuckwads use 20 posts per page

real super posters and big ass vets go 50!

[disneyspy]

where the hell is that old bastard spy?!

did he die last night, bc I finally get to hang a little in here and he's awol!?

see that, reverse interrobanz

here i am,had to close up my course today,long fuckin day,it looks like this was a good thread,pissed that i had to miss it BUT I'M LAID OFF NOW WOOO HOOOO

[spoon]

did the goffers put you out of business?

[disneyspy]

na we officially close every halloween,sposed to have some nice days later this week and next so golfers will have to use pull carts and the greens wont be mowed(weve had a couple of freezes so the grass is pretty much dormant anyway)just means cheaper rates and winter rules,i might get called in every now and then but it wont affect my unemployment much

[IamFogHat]

na we officially close every halloween,sposed to have some nice days later this week and next so golfers will have to use pull carts and the greens wont be mowed(weve had a couple of freezes so the grass is pretty much dormant anyway)just means cheaper rates and winter rules,i might get called in every now and then but it wont affect my unemployment much

Spy's drunk.

[disneyspy]

Spy's drunk.

with happinesss,finally get some days aff after a long season

[spoon]

Spy's drunk.

this would explain a lot

[IamFogHat]

with happinesss,finally get some days aff after a long season

Let go and let god.

[disneyspy]

i know you guys are just posting so this thing hits 12 pages and you'll get a good look at my balls but sorry,it has to hit 12 pages before the donk for me to whip my gorgeous sack out

[deliciousV]

i know you guys are just posting so this thing hits 12 pages and you'll get a good look at my balls but sorry,it has to hit 12 pages before the donk for me to whip my gorgeous sack out

Dear God, now I'm gonna have to get drunk.

[spoon]

How the hell did we go from Taylor Swift's tits to spy's silver wart riddled sack?

Abooooooooõ!