Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/7/11 - What a Mess

[realmenhatelife]

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Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Wanna meet up for the hoildays? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=91246)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

http://www.theinterrobang.com/

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

Went to a Peurto Rican food stand yesterday while running around a farmer's market- who knew a big hunk of deep fried would sit so hard. So good though, the skin was like broasted chicken but then it's fatty pork.

The new look Illadelphia Matty's went 2 and 7 with a convincing win yesterday, broke 100 pts for the first time all season.

[Gutter]

buddays.


huuuuuuuuuuuuuge win for the Giants last night. Probably the best game of the 2011 NFL season so far. Really should have played the Giants D last night. Forte would have actually had a chance to give me the win tonight.....now he needs to rack up about 30+ points I think.

[disneyspy]

MORNIN BUDDAYS!!

occupy this thread

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[disneyspy]

speaking of big wins,RMHL has the biggest blowout going against SAILOR
after last week of being the victim of the biggest blowout against me,what a turnaround

[sailor]

I remember I used to have a good team a month ago. 😭

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

crying three tears in my beer...

[disneyspy]

moaning buddays...:bye:

crying three tears in my beer...

i stay ed up and watched that game cuz i thought for sure you were going to beat me,man that was close

ows hot chick

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[Misteriosa]

buddays :o

[Gutter]

buddays :o

:bye:

[disneyspy]

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[realmenhatelife]

i stay ed up and watched that game cuz i thought for sure you were going to beat me,man that was close

ows hot chick

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfd4cnNo61r4urrdo1_500.jpg

She's cute but I cant hang with an invader zim hat.

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

She's cute but I cant hang with an invader zim hat.

howabout this hat?

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[realmenhatelife]

Jim Thome to teach the Phillies how to hit for power, again, and hopefully put 20 points on Ryan Howard's average. Thanks to my inside source I knew about the deal 5 hours before ya'll.

[disneyspy]

V for Vaginetta

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[Dell]

i stay ed up and watched that game cuz i thought for sure you were going to beat me,man that was close

ows hot chick

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfd4cnNo61r4urrdo1_500.jpg

damn the luck, McFadden and Adai both being "rested" in the same week (byes are bad enough)...Bush was a good pick up, but Stinger blew (Arizona DEF instead of Pitt was also a good move)...I think I had 2.1 points on my bench!

[realmenhatelife]

howabout this hat?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt0lviJ0Yf1r4urrdo1_500.jpg

I would post the Red Hot Chilli Peppers song 'Sir Psycho Sexy' if it wasn't so terrible.

I got stopped by a lady cop in my, uuuuahutomobillllle

[disneyspy]

Jim Thome to teach the Phillies how to hit for power, again, and hopefully put 20 points on Ryan Howard's average. Thanks to my inside source I knew about the deal 5 hours before ya'll.

that my friend woulda been what we in the buisness would called a SPY REPORT

[disneyspy]

damn the luck, McFadden and Adai both being "rested" in the same week (byes are bad enough)...Bush was a good pick up, but Stinger blew (Arizona DEF instead of Pitt was also a good move)...I think I had 2.1 points on my bench!

my bench recievers kicked the shit out of my starters! and with like 2 minutes left in the late games i had a comfortable lead til all your players starters going nuts,that arz pickoff run back for a TD gave me a mini heart attack

[disneyspy]

cuz i like smokers

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[disneyspy]

and brunettes

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lszuabMjmu1r4urrdo1_500.jpg

[disneyspy]

hi,my name is disneyspy and i want us to be friends

[realmenhatelife]

and brunettes

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lszuabMjmu1r4urrdo1_500.jpg

Zooey Deschanel?

Is she wearing a sailor suit?

[disneyspy]

i wonder how justjon did,you'd think he'd post here to tellus stuff

[realmenhatelife]

I didn't hear a lick of friday, did they get into Scott Thompson saying that gay kids need to toughen up, because it doesn't get better?




Also, I'll share that Ben and Jerry's seems to have changed the offensive 'Clusterfluff' to 'What a Cluster.' I wonder what they'll do with 'Cunty Monkey.'

[Gutter]

i wonder how justjon did,you'd think he'd post here to tellus stuff

I have no idea who controls any of the teams in the .net league accept for mine and yours diz. oh and Cbob.

[disneyspy]

i wish they'd give away blurays,then i might try to win one of these,once you go bluray you never go back

[disneyspy]

I have no idea who controls any of the teams in the .net league accept for mine and yours diz. oh and Cbob.

i wont blow up anybuddays spot but im disneys champs

born in the USA IS THE 4TH ONE

[A.J.]

Daytripper is the first.

[realmenhatelife]

Born in the USA is the easy one,
that 70s song strawberry surprise or whatever,
99 problems jay z
maybe TNT by AC DC

[Dell]

i wont blow up anybuddays spot but im disneys champs

born in the USA IS THE 4TH ONE

didn't realize my Yahoo id was the same as my team name...I am barkingstarfish

[disneyspy]

acouple of easy ones are teamBDY-BabyDewYear and RFRHAH-Rhah,the two highest scoring teams are going at it tonight with 2 players each

[Dell]

day dreamer sounded like the first one

[LeedsJr]

Penn State is right there with the Catholic church, with Paterno as the pope.

The hell with them all. No punishment is too harsh.

[spoon]

and brunettes

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lszuabMjmu1r4urrdo1_500.jpg

I was thinking more liz lemon meets sailor moon.

[Gutter]

acouple of easy ones are teamBDY-BabyDewYear and RFRHAH-Rhah,the two highest scoring teams are going at it tonight with 2 players each

right right....there are those. Whoever I played last night got 30+ points with his only three players left for the 4pm games. unreal.

[spoon]

Good thing Paterno wears highwaters, bc he's in DEEP shit now. What a fucking idiot to look the other way.

[disneyspy]

Good thing Paterno wears highwaters, bc he's in DEEP shit now. What a fucking idiot to look the other way.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[A.J.]

I can't wait to hear Lavar Arrington's show today.

"Get 'em."

[sailor]

Pee on in the lockers?? So sick.

[Dell]

day dreamer sounded like the first one

oops, meant to say the first song sounded like day TRIPPER...

[spoon]

Happy Valley huh?

It will never have the same meaning again...ever.

[disneyspy]

that guy is going from penn state to the state pen

[bobsnin]

Hey Spy. Can you put of the network?

[spoon]

that guy is going from penn state to the state pen

Hey ooh!

U are correct sir!

[Gutter]

hahahaha the Zito spin zone.

[disneyspy]

OH MY GOD,they have 3D projectors now at best buy

[Misteriosa]

penn state? like the college? so these people who were molested were over 18? (not that it makes it any better, but im just wondering) im confused about this.

[LeedsJr]

Ron's position on this is really strange.

Kids got raped in the Penn State locker room showers, and he's focused on the coaching record, and comparing Paterno to Bowden and Regis?

[realmenhatelife]

The whole Penn State alumni thing is so bizarre to me, I know people that still go up there a few times every year, they act like Joe Pa is their grandfather, they're all up on all the Penn State stories, talking about how sad this story makes them etc...

I cant imagine being that plugged into my college still.

[LeedsJr]

penn state? like the college? so these people who were molested were over 18? (not that it makes it any better, but im just wondering) im confused about this.

No, kids as young as 10 that were involved in a program for disadvantaged youths run by Paterno's former defensive coordinator.

[disneyspy]

penn state? like the college? so these people who were molested were over 18? (not that it makes it any better, but im just wondering) im confused about this.

it was men getting molested by men,thats like the worst thing ever

[Misteriosa]

No, kids as young as 10 that were involved in a program for disadvantaged youths run by Paterno's former defensive coordinator.

holy shit. :surrender:
that makes a lot more sense

[Misteriosa]

wipe the SLATE clean.. not the scales, ronnie

[IamFogHat]

Just realized work is at 12:30 not 12. Yay!

[realmenhatelife]

I think the acoustic guitar part might be Black Sparticus Heart Attack Machine.

[Furtherman]

The whole Penn State alumni thing is so bizarre to me, I know people that still go up there a few times every year, they act like Joe Pa is their grandfather, they're all up on all the Penn State stories, talking about how sad this story makes them etc...

I cant imagine being that plugged into my college still.

Agreed. I was sick of hearing about Penn State by the time I was 10.

[disneyspy]

Agreed. I was sick of hearing about Penn State by the time I was 10.

went to football camp there?

[Furtherman]

went to football camp there?

It's not my fault.

[realmenhatelife]

Agreed. I was sick of hearing about Penn State by the time I was 10.

All the little paw prints on the back of peoples cars. I wonder if those will start coming off now.

[sailor]

wipe the SLATE clean.. not the scales, ronnie

You have to wipe your scales clean so you get accurate readings for the product you're buying.

[Misteriosa]

You have to wipe your scales clean so you get accurate readings for the product you're buying.

thats what the tare button is for...

[sailor]

Agreed. I was sick of hearing about Penn State by the time I was 10.

And ND.

[IamFogHat]

There is no one on earth dumb enough to fall for that scam.

[Misteriosa]

chicken pox vaccine is called Varicella

and that doctor who faked the study that said kids get autism from vaccines needs to be killed and his head put on a pike

[Misteriosa]

the mumps vaccine is called MMR which combines the measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine

[sailor]

thats what the tare button is for...

Obviously, you'd use a balance scale, not an electronic scale.

[A.J.]

chicken pox vaccine is called Varicella

I wish they had that when I was 5.

[disneyspy]

I wish they had that when I was 5.

when you were 5 your parents were more concerned with the black plague

[Furtherman]

And ND.

Yep, them too.

[realmenhatelife]

chicken pox vaccine is called Varicella

and that doctor who faked the study that said kids get autism from vaccines needs to be killed and his head put on a pike

My pregnant friend is talking about how she wants to talk to a doctor about vaccines, because she belongs to this natural birth group and they're all violently anti vaccine, and her midwife says shit like 'my first child is a diabetic because we got him vaccinated.'

It's infuriating because these people have no evidence that vaccines do anything bad, just hearsay and the aforementioned falsified, medical license disqualifying report done on autism, and totally ignore all the people who are vaccinated with no incident, and they're sucking her in.

[A.J.]

when you were 5 your parents were more concerned with the black plague

At least there was no AIDS back then!

[Gutter]

My pregnant friend is talking about how she wants to talk to a doctor about vaccines, because she belongs to this natural birth group and they're all violently anti vaccine, and her midwife says shit like 'my first child is a diabetic because we got him vaccinated.'

It's infuriating because these people have no evidence that vaccines do anything bad, just hearsay and the aforementioned falsified, medical license disqualifying report done on autism, and totally ignore all the people who are vaccinated with no incident, and they're sucking her in.

You gotta get 'em dip-tet boosters yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/SNJalG_E2ZI/AAAAAAAAQho/WThGhWRSUXY/s400/holly+hunter+frances+mcdormand+arizona.jpg

[Misteriosa]

My pregnant friend is talking about how she wants to talk to a doctor about vaccines, because she belongs to this natural birth group and they're all violently anti vaccine, and her midwife says shit like 'my first child is a diabetic because we got him vaccinated.'

It's infuriating because these people have no evidence that vaccines do anything bad, just hearsay and the aforementioned falsified, medical license disqualifying report done on autism, and totally ignore all the people who are vaccinated with no incident, and they're sucking her in.

dumb shit like this is why babies are dying of pertussis at record rates in the last few years. have you ever heard a little baby with whooping cough? its one of the most heart breaking things to hear, worse than the audio of that girl getting beaten by her dad.

these people think that the MMR vaccine in particular is the culprit of autism. what happens is the MMR vaccine is adminstered at the same time signs of autism begin to manifest in the child. its that whole correlation/causation bullshit that leads to children dying from totally preventable dieases. i would rather a child be limited than DEAD.

[disneyspy]

At least there was no AIDS back then!

you have alot of anal sex with other 5 year old boys back then? wait dont answer that

[Misteriosa]

my tummy is still on the summer lunch schedule.. brb, kiddies

[CountryBob]

You gotta get 'em dip-tet boosters yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/SNJalG_E2ZI/AAAAAAAAQho/WThGhWRSUXY/s400/holly+hunter+frances+mcdormand+arizona.jpg

Haha - nice!

[Gutter]

Haha - nice!

oh thank you Cbob....I was hoping someone would catch that. I wanted to leave it with just the quote to see if anyone would have picked it up, but its pretty obscure.

[disneyspy]

i dont have any confidants,i'm poor,lonely and thinking of killing myself after i set up my FF lineup this wednesday

[CountryBob]

I developed a constant ringing in my left ear and went to a doc to get looked at. After checking me out he brought in another doc and then asked me if I was suicidal. It totally floored me! I said hell no but he kept pressing saying its ok, you can tell me.

I got fucking pissed and told him that death will have to pull me away kicking and fighting - and I have nor will ever want to kill myself.

So strange that he went there just because my ear wouldnt stop ringing - told me that it was a common thing for people with chronic tennitus to kill themselves. I told him he was stupid.

17 years later and constant ringing, I am close to ending it all now - joke!

[disneyspy]

I developed a constant ringing in my left ear and went to a doc to get looked at. After checking me out he brought in another doc and then asked me if I was suicidal. It totally floored me! I said hell no but he kept pressing saying its ok, you can tell me.

I got fucking pissed and told him that death will have to pull me away kicking and fighting - and I have nor will ever want to kill myself.

So strange that he went there just because my ear wouldnt stop ringing - told me that it was a common thing for people with chronic tennitus to kill themselves. I told him he was stupid.

17 years later and constant ringing, I am close to ending it all now - joke!

thats just the grim reaper calling,dont worry about it

[Misteriosa]

umm.. can we get fezzie a mandatory 72 hr all expenses paid vacation to Four Winds please? holy crap.

[disneyspy]

hey cbob dont listen to this
protester hanging from tapanzee bridge http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/livenow?id=8106151

[disneyspy]

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[realmenhatelife]

The Ibang sure is the home of cheery videos, lately. Child murder, and go!

[disneyspy]

pretty sure adolf hitler woulda been home schooled in da fatherland

[sailor]

I bet fez hates this family.

[Gutter]

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so what's the story behind all this nonsense? I was away from the show for a bit.

[sailor]

pretty sure adolf hitler woulda been home schooled in da fatherland

"die"

[realmenhatelife]

I bet fez hates this family.

Fez' childhood fantasy is to be taken by social services and for his parents to get sent up for abuse, vindicating his feelings.

This is how you know he was never molested as a kid, the stuff he pops off on is all physical/mental abuse related.

[disneyspy]

"die"

go fuck yourself

[disneyspy]

so what's the story behind all this nonsense? I was away from the show for a bit.

2 lesbians killed a 3 year old and and were sent off for life,this was their reaction to the news

[Gutter]

keep digging Fez.

I don't think Fez should have a cat then, because he's pro-gay and we can't have single dudes who won't come out of the closet raising cats.

[Gutter]

2 lesbians killed a 3 year old and and were sent off for life,this was their reaction to the news

nice.

[disneyspy]

i was raised in west texas during the stauback years and taught to believe that all washington redskin fans were evil,now i communicate with dell and c-bob and dont think they need to be wiped out,kids can change as they get older no matter what they're taught

[LeedsJr]

keep digging Fez.

Yes, Ron has made his point. Fez is insane.
Now someone tell a joke, please.

[sailor]

I had a friend in college whose two younger brothers were Adolfo and rudolfo. Seemed very odd to me.

[Gutter]

hahahahahaha this caller is hilarious.

[realmenhatelife]

i was raised in west texas during the stauback years and taught to believe that all washington redskin fans were evil,now i communicate with dell and c-bob and dont think they need to be wiped out,kids can change as they get older no matter what they're taught

But fuck Oklahoma, seriously.

[disneyspy]

grand jury on PENN STATE-joe pa in the clear,when he heard about in 2002 he informed the administration and the ex defensive coordinator was already off his staff(a ghee ghee ghee)

[disneyspy]

But fuck Oklahoma, seriously.

that goes without saying

[Gutter]

Fez just wants there to be one simple answer for everything where everyone winds up happy and no one gets hurt. Especially the deer. And the gays.

[LeedsJr]

grand jury on PENN STATE-joe pa in the clear,when he heard about in 2002 he informed the administration and the ex defensive coordinator was already off his staff(a ghee ghee ghee)

EVERYONE who knew this was going on - for YEARS - and didn't relentlessly try to stop it is an unmitigated asshole. Period. I don't care what the law says.

[realmenhatelife]

I hate when people get revisionist on the end of WWII, do you have any idea the casualty projections for both sides if we had to invade? It's something like 15 million Japanese dead before they would give up. The projections for American wounded were so high we're still handing out all the purple hearts they made for WWII today.

[disneyspy]

new study says half the gay men were born that way,the other half were sucked into it

[realmenhatelife]

that goes without saying

Shit kicking, clod hopping, pan faced, okie hick ranch dressing connoisseurs.

[LeedsJr]

I hate when people get revisionist on the end of WWII, do you have any idea the casualty projections for both sides if we had to invade? It's something like 15 million Japanese dead before they would give up. The projections for American wounded were so high we're still handing out all the purple hearts they made for WWII today.

That's completely true. But how does that make it revisionist to say Truman dropped 2 atomic bombs on 2 cities?

[CountryBob]

i was raised in west texas during the stauback years and taught to believe that all washington redskin fans were evil,now i communicate with dell and c-bob and dont think they need to be wiped out,kids can change as they get older no matter what they're taught

Yikes! Now I can sleep in peace at night knowing that my name has been scratched off of the evil list. :surrender:

[CountryBob]

Fez just wants there to be one simple answer for everything where everyone winds up happy and no one gets hurt. Especially the deer. And the gays.

I am going to kill as many gay deer that I see in the next 3 weeks!

[CountryBob]

new study says half the gay men were born that way,the other half were sucked into it

Haha - I actually LOL'd at this!

[disneyspy]

i'm afraid of the state of florida and the company that runs it,EVIL!

[A.J.]

I hate when people get revisionist on the end of WWII, do you have any idea the casualty projections for both sides if we had to invade? It's something like 15 million Japanese dead before they would give up. The projections for American wounded were so high we're still handing out all the purple hearts they made for WWII today.

My grandfather used to always tell me "If it wasn't for those two atomic bombs, you wouldn't be here today."

[Gutter]

I am going to kill as many gay deer that I see in the next 3 weeks!

hahahaha that's great. the pink antlers are a dead give away.

[Gutter]

My grandfather used to always tell me "If it wasn't for those two atomic bombs, you wouldn't be here today."

wow, the state really should have intervened and got you out of there.

[realmenhatelife]

That's completely true. But how does that make it revisionist to say Truman dropped 2 atomic bombs on 2 cities?

It's a revisionist attitude to act like he wasn't making a reasonable wartime decision, like Ron was implying throwing him up with Hitler.

I get that there is a lot in American history thats totally whitewashed, but thats not the place.

[disneyspy]

lindsay lohan released from jail,NBA sets wednesday as deadline,4th cain accuser about to speak

[realmenhatelife]

My grandfather used to always tell me "If it wasn't for those two atomic bombs, you wouldn't be here today."

My grandfather always used to tell me he was the only one smart enough to go bang the country girls instead of the city girls in france, so he's the only one of his buddies that didn't get VD.

Also, shit back to back and sometimes accidentally wipe the other guy's ass.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah I dont get why you want to infect eachother with misery. We cant break the tradition even though that includes noone cooking dinner, we're going to ear a really horrible dinner and just look at eachother thinking about how much happier it'd be if our dad was still alive.


Seriously, need to make new memories.

[Gutter]

Yeah I dont get why you want to infect eachother with misery. We cant break the tradition even though that includes noone cooking dinner, we're going to ear a really horrible dinner and just look at eachother thinking about how much happier it'd be if our dad was still alive.


Seriously, need to make new memories.

You would imagine, the alternative would be to have EVERYONE in the family cook something.

[LeedsJr]

It's a revisionist attitude to act like he wasn't making a reasonable wartime decision, like Ron was implying throwing him up with Hitler.

I get that there is a lot in American history thats totally whitewashed, but thats not the place.

I agree it was a reasonable decision.
I'm still not sure it's revisionist to question it, though. From what I have read, the decision was agonized over, and there were some within Truman's advisory circle begging him to demonstrate the bomb over the ocean rather than taking out a city.

[disneyspy]

You would imagine, the alternative would be to have EVERYONE in the family cook something.

when ihead up northfor thanksgiving i stop at the sara lee bakery outlet here in town and pick up a few pies,so good and so cheap, i spend about 10 bucks for 3 pies every year,awesome

[LeedsJr]

when ihead up northfor thanksgiving i stop at the sara lee bakery outlet here in town and pick up a few pies,so good and so cheap, i spend about 10 bucks for 3 pies every year,awesome

You head NORTH for Thanksgiving?
When is Canadian Thanksgiving again?

[realmenhatelife]

I agree it was a reasonable decision.
I'm still not sure it's revisionist to question it, though. From what I have read, the decision was agonized over, and there were some within Truman's advisory circle begging him to demonstrate the bomb over the ocean rather than taking out a city.

Exactly, even though they went through with it they didn't do it lightly. Ron's comment is that people name their kids Harry and how is that different than Adolf. It's different, way different. And there are people who do like to remember that act as pure barbarism, which is bullshit. And if you get me to call it bullshit you know it must be some serious bullshit, because I'm liberal as fuck.

[Gutter]

when ihead up northfor thanksgiving i stop at the sara lee bakery outlet here in town and pick up a few pies,so good and so cheap, i spend about 10 bucks for 3 pies every year,awesome

we don't have one of those in jersey........but there is this place called Delicious Orchards. Besides having a really gay name for their farm, they make crazy good pies, cider donuts, apple cider and all kinds of stuff.

[LeedsJr]

Exactly, even though they went through with it they didn't do it lightly. Ron's comment is that people name their kids Harry and how is that different than Adolf. It's different, way different. And there are people who do like to remember that act as pure barbarism, which is bullshit. And if you get me to call it bullshit you know it must be some serious bullshit, because I'm liberal as fuck.

Gotcha. My brain takes longer to process things on Mondays.

[sailor]

Did Johnny just make a fez pedophile joke?

[LeedsJr]

I love canned cranberry sauce. It doesn't make me a bad person.

[realmenhatelife]

Turducken sucks.

We make chilli, I'll make bread.

[Misteriosa]

the advice show...

also, someone throw on "everybody hurts"

[Misteriosa]

ha! they are playing that audio from the sentencing :o

[LeedsJr]

the advice show...

also, someone throw on "everybody hurts"

I did like Fez unloading on that caller who said Fez's family wasn't handling it right.
The guy sounded like a self-righteous asshole.

[CountryBob]

I am so ashamed :down:

On a diet and I just bought and consumed a cheese danish out of the vending machine.

To keep me from eating bad stuff can someone break my jaw so I will have to have it wired together?

[CountryBob]

Hahahaha!

Just like pilgrim eat!

Ronnie B - the muther fucking man!

[LeedsJr]

I am so ashamed :down:

On a diet and I just bought and consumed a cheese danish out of the vending machine.

To keep me from eating bad stuff can someone break my jaw so I will have to have it wired together?

You've been telling us for as long as I can remember what a short-tempered badass you are, and now you want one of us to volunteer to punch you in the jaw?

[disneyspy]

page 6 news-verdict reached in micheal jackson dr trial,cains newest accuser is kinda hot

[realmenhatelife]

Resentment is such a crazy huge part of fez' life.

[Gutter]

You've been telling us for as long as I can remember what a short-tempered badass you are, and now you want one of us to volunteer to punch you in the jaw?

not only that, but the short tempered bad ass has a weakness.....and the name of that weakness is vending machine cheese danish.

what a wimp!!!!

[CountryBob]

You've been telling us for as long as I can remember what a short-tempered badass you are, and now you want one of us to volunteer to punch you in the jaw?

Hehe - yep, I promise not to fight back. :innocent:

[sailor]

I am so ashamed :down:

On a diet and I just bought and consumed a cheese danish out of the vending machine.

To keep me from eating bad stuff can someone break my jaw so I will have to have it wired together?

Try gum.

[CountryBob]

not only that, but the short tempered bad ass has a weakness.....and the name of that weakness is vending machine cheese danish.

what a wimp!!!!

Superman had his kryptonite - I have cheese danish....

[LeedsJr]

Get 'em Fez.

[CountryBob]

Try gum.

It does work - I chewed so much over the weekend my jaw is killing me.

[disneyspy]

Get 'em Fez.

as much as i like to hear fez fight back, we all know its only a matter of time before it just piles up gets to be too much

will any of you florida folk be posting a pic of the turkey trot?

[CountryBob]

Fez is such a lonely little boy in his mind - why not let him have his little things to keep himself sad?

[LeedsJr]

I crack up every time Ron gets frustrated and hangs up on a caller that won't start talking.

[Gutter]

say "cooking". "cooking"? "cooking". c'mon.....say "cooking".

[Zorro]

Sounds like somebody'sdad had a secret too

[disneyspy]

say "cooking". "cooking"? "cooking". c'mon.....say "cooking".

HA! you mean bastard

[CountryBob]

Fez - official bread tearer.

God, I feel guilty today for laughing at his craziness...


Dell, how did the golf tourney turn out for ya?

I played yesterday and had 4 birdies and 5 bogeys - that would be a 73 if your keeping count at home....:smoke:

[CountryBob]

Sounds like somebody'sdad had a secret too

Yeah, that he didnt tear his own bread for the stuffing or sumphin ....tss tss tss

[CountryBob]

Fez's Mom should start dating Elfish - that would be a great story line....

[CountryBob]

Fez's family should just take a trip for Thanksgiving - that will mix it up.

[Gutter]

Fez's family should just take a trip for Thanksgiving - that will mix it up.

yea, sounds like that dinner is gonna be horrible whether its store bought or home cooked.

[disneyspy]

Fez's family should just take a trip for Thanksgiving - that will mix it up.

i couldnever understand it but thanksgiving is one of the busiest days at the magic kingdom for families

[Misteriosa]

Fez's family should just take a trip for Thanksgiving - that will mix it up.

even if they did, im sure it would revert to: "dad would have loved this. /cry"

[CountryBob]

i couldnever understand it but thanksgiving is one of the busiest days at the magic kingdom for families

You cant get into the movies down here during Thanksgiving.

[CountryBob]

Ron should just have Fez write him a check for the umbrella and call it even...

[CountryBob]

I hate the way most of the people talk on these commercials. Every syllable is pronounced so clearly and accurately. :wallbash:

[Misteriosa]

I hate the way most of the people talk on these commercials. Every syllable is pronounced so clearly and accurately. :wallbash:

there is nothing wrong with proper diction... :o

[LeedsJr]

there is nothing wrong with proper diction... :o

In Tennessee, I think it's actually a misdemeanor.

[disneyspy]

In Tennessee, I think it's actually a misdemeanor.

if you use proper diction up in da U.P. they shoot ya for bein a queer

[CountryBob]

In Tennessee, I think it's actually a misdemeanor.

Haha - I dont care who you are that's funny right there....

[CountryBob]

I went to the mall Staurday to look at some shoes but after eating Chik -Fil-A (again, no fries slaw instead). I walked out with a $500 home theater in a box. Fucking 3D blue Ray and I dont even have a 3D tv. Dont know what posessed me but I didnt need to spend $500 on anything right now. Maybe I was just high on the chicken goodness...

[disneyspy]

I went to the mall Staurday to look at some shoes but after eating Chik -Fil-A (again, no fries slaw instead). I walked out with a $500 home theater in a box. Fucking 3D blue Ray and I dont even have a 3D tv. Dont know what posessed me but I didnt need to spend $500 on anything right now. Maybe I was just high on the chicken goodness...

you HAVE got to get the new projector at best buy,if i had 2,000 bucks i sure as shit would

[realmenhatelife]

there is nothing wrong with proper diction... :o

Cbob's been trying to show the ladies some proper diction for years.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays have a good one,good luck tonight gut,GO RHAH!


C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[CountryBob]

Cbob's been trying to show the ladies some proper diction for years.

ha - yes I have, yes i have! :bye:

[sailor]

i couldnever understand it but thanksgiving is one of the busiest days at the magic kingdom for families

People have time off? And it's warm there?