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BalzonHooky
02-07-2002, 08:15 AM
Here's the first one: ( I figure there must be 10,000, actually ) help me out, guys!

The Greaseman would love to have a job in the world's number one radio market, and appreciate what that means.

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BalzonHooky
02-07-2002, 08:18 AM
The Greseman wipes sitting down.

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TheGameHHH
02-07-2002, 08:20 AM
And he's a douchbag.

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BalzonHooky
02-07-2002, 08:20 AM
The Greaseman would probably not think twice about trying to rescue a drowning child.

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BalzonHooky
02-07-2002, 08:23 AM
Perhaps he is a douchbag, but he'd know what to do if he found himself under a desk with a babe! The girl would slosh when she walked for a week!

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erinmoran
02-07-2002, 08:32 AM
I used to love the Greaseman..but he had to say the wrong thing and got blacklisted. He's doin radio now in nowhereland

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IkeaBoy
02-07-2002, 08:54 AM
i like your theory. al won't take advantage of women so greaseman must be better because he'd waddle doodle the bitch.

greaseman wouldn't think twice about rescuing a drowning child, he'd just say "Uh...no!" and run away

greaseman doesn't make good radio, Al occasionally does



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Dan
02-07-2002, 10:27 AM
Why the hell would the Greaseman replace Al Dukes?? That's just crazy talk!

Why would a unfunny hack of a shock-jock who only got ratings in the redneck sticks, replace the producer of a NYC Progressive Talk Radio Show?

Talking about Dukes getting replaced is all fine and good, but the greaseman??

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Dirtybird11
02-07-2002, 10:47 AM
greaseman. somehow this fool had good ratings in dc. thank god he is gone. heard he was on an internet station..

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The Blowhard
02-07-2002, 01:46 PM
Bring back Dumpy.

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Girlfezzie
02-07-2002, 03:10 PM
A dancing Monkey would be a better producer than both Al Dukes and the Greaseman.Waddle Doodle! :)

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Doogie
02-07-2002, 05:20 PM
somehow this fool had good ratings in dc.



Don and Mike have good rating in DC too, but O and A dont. So what the hell does that tell you about DC...

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BalzonHooky
02-09-2002, 09:19 AM
Yeah, but Grease could do an occasional decent impression, although not in Anthony's class.
Al's only impression is that of an emotionless, monotone, anal retentive stuttering prick. He's perfect at it, but it's the only one he does!
Waddle Doodle!

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BalzonHooky
02-14-2002, 10:27 AM
And don't forget THIS one-the only radio career Grease ever ruined was his own. Al on the other hand....

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IkeaBoy
02-14-2002, 11:33 AM
you know this reminded me to ask, why is it crucial for a producer to do impressions?

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Pootertoot
02-14-2002, 01:28 PM
Where would O&A be without Mad Max, huh?

And was this a topic that came up on the show? I hope so. If we're talking about the Greaseman now, we might as well start a Crystal Pepsi: Yay or Nay? thread.

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Girlfezzie
02-14-2002, 04:22 PM
Why hasn't the mods banned your fucken ass or deleted your damn posts. It's obvious you have an agenda with this REPEATED Greaseman better producer than Al Dukes post.Get the fuck off the board already. jesus!

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BalzonHooky
02-16-2002, 10:00 AM
No, I think I'll stay, fezziegal, but thanks for the kind words! It's all just in fun anyway. Why would anyone REALLY want Grease as a producer? It would be like keeping live hand grenades in the studio.

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IkeaBoy
02-16-2002, 10:51 AM
Why would anyone REALLY want Grease as a producer? It would be like keeping live hand grenades in the studio. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? and the Greaseman is not as much of a live wire as you think.

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