Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/16/11 - Imagine a world....

[realmenhatelife]

Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
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Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Wanna meet up for the hoildays? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=91246)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

http://www.theinterrobang.com/

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

Imagine a world in which you can only eat foods that rhyme.

Scrappe with Apple. Pancakes and Cornflakes. Delicata Pana Cotta.

[CountryBob]

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

The stilletto commercial promising "you can take off as much or as little as you like, no pressure." is such a scummy lie. I'm sure the crowd will be totally kind to the girl who's too shy to take off her bra once the first girl goes bottomless.

"No Pressure" means I've totally implied exactly what I want and I'm just trying to cover my ass.

[LeedsJr]

A strip club commercial into a Heidi Fleiss interview.

I feel like I need a shower.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron doesn't mind scraping the bottom of a barrel.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,sure hope her birds never lay an egg

[sailor]

Was fleiss ever a prostitute? I thought she was only a Madame. Guess she worked her way up, working girl made good and all.

[LeedsJr]

This may be the dumbest interview and TV show I have ever heard of.

[CountryBob]

Good lord - Heidi in studio and their talking about stupid birds

[bobsnin]

Is the network up Spy?

[realmenhatelife]

Was fleiss ever a prostitute? I thought she was only a Madame. Guess she worked her way up, working girl made good and all.

Well according to Heidi all women are prostitutes, so....

[disneyspy]

shes not a prostitute,shes just a nice girl from a nice family

[CountryBob]

Id fuck her and feed her meth from a Pez dispenser

[Baby DEW Year]

Id fuck her and feed her meth from a Pez dispenser

Cousin Heidi???

[realmenhatelife]

1. Dont you fucking hate trying to bang a girl with pets.


2. Reminds me of the Dice routine on DTLD where he talks about how a girl is stupid because all she can afford for a pet is a bird, so he tells her to cook it. Then he talks about skipping a girls turtle like a rock.

[CountryBob]

I cant hear the Bird song without thinking of Family Guy now.....

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[CountryBob]

1. Dont you fucking hate trying to bang a girl with pets.
.

I banged a chick that had 2 ferrets that had free rein all over her house - and they would fuck with you so bad when trying to get it on.

I demanded that they be kept outside the bedroom but she didnt agree.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

rainy day in DC, easy day to work, hard day to get out of bed

[LeedsJr]

I banged a chick that had 2 ferrets that had free rein all over her house - and they would fuck with you so bad when trying to get it on.

I demanded that they be kept outside the bedroom but she didnt agree.

Did you hear the story about the pet ferret that ate a kid's fingers?

No way I'd drop my pants in the same house as one of those things.

[disneyspy]

fez doesnt like birds? no wonder hes never had a cock


or two

[CountryBob]

fez doesnt like birds? no wonder hes never had a cock


or two

:thumbdown:

[realmenhatelife]

I banged a chick that had 2 ferrets that had free rein all over her house - and they would fuck with you so bad when trying to get it on.

I demanded that they be kept outside the bedroom but she didnt agree.

Those little yappy dogs just wont leave you alone.


I knew this really disgusting couple (friends of my mom's) and the woman had a little yappy dog that was like her kid. The guy gets off of her and the dog jumps up and licks his peesch, he freaks and boots the dog across the room and she gets all mad.

That wound up being a seriously contentious breakup.

[CountryBob]

Haha Ron - playing that coonskin hat audio! :clap:

[CountryBob]

Cookie! :flush:

[Chigworthy]

That lady caller with the cat that waits for her after work had a really masculine voice.

[cstyles206]

"can fezzie's cat make fez talk on the radio" hahahahahahaha

[LeedsJr]

They absolutely should replay the "cookie" episode!

[realmenhatelife]

I agree with this guy about cats, lived with cats and dogs and the cats could always tell if the car pulling up was a family member or just a regular car, and we had street parking. Trudging up my steps every day the cat is always sitting in the window happy to see me.

[Warren Peace]

I banged a chick that had 2 ferrets that had free rein all over her house - and they would fuck with you so bad when trying to get it on.

I demanded that they be kept outside the bedroom but she didnt agree.

A chicken coop is not a house.

[disneyspy]

when i was a kid i got a turkey chick for christmas,i of course named him tom,he'd wake me up with little gentle pecks to the forehead every morning for school,he would meet me at the bus stop everyday after school,he'd sit on my lap when we watched tv at night,then a week before the next thanksgiving came my dad said it was time for tom to become our dinner,i cried and cried and cried so we ate the dog

[disneyspy]

They absolutely should replay the "cookie" episode!

i agree,probably the greatest r&f show ever

[LeedsJr]

Whenever Fez gets offended for these nutty reasons, it reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine loses her mind over another woman talking about her shoes.

[CountryBob]

A chicken coop is not a house.

Hahaha

[Manning, Esq.]

Mr. Escalante: Manning? ... Manning?!!

Here.

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[LeedsJr]

Fez's best day was obviously Frank Watson day.

[CountryBob]

Off to buy a cheap shotgun to keep at the lodge - see ya's in an hour or so....

[LeedsJr]

I remember almost falling out of my chair when Ron ended the cookie show by shouting, "He outlasted us!".

[LeedsJr]

Orange jizz?

[disneyspy]

Orange jizz?

he eats alot of cheetos

[Chigworthy]

Cranberries and Orange go together perfectly. Ron is nuts on that one.

[sailor]

I don't know what the show was about but 2/17/11 was apparently a good Fez day.

[sailor]

i agree,probably the greatest r&f show ever

The old school WNEW shows were better.

[sailor]

Fez's best day was obviously Frank Watson day.

Don't know why they never brought that character back.

[sailor]

4iar

[disneyspy]

The old school WNEW shows were better.

ive listened to all of them,not only were they just redos of ron and ron shows but the supporting cast was shitty,the callers sucked, there was no anticipation and there was no talking cat in studio,you should be banned for ignorance and using the term old school

[Manning, Esq.]

When I think back to the Skippy show, I chuckle thinking about at least a couple peeps who happened to listen for the first time that day.

"So I repeated 'cookie' over and over again, until finally my cat repeated it!" While Todd's perfectly adept at taking on a character, I truly believe there was zero percent acting when he told us that Skippy can say the word.

[Dell]

Cranberries and Orange go together perfectly. Ron is nuts on that one.

my mother always put cranberries in the place of the pit of a peach half...delicious!

[Warren Peace]

what about a hippie wearing a Kangol hat?

[Manning, Esq.]

The NYPD giveth, and may taketh away, the press cards. Google Earth that shit, shutterbug, and keep back!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Seems that there's a precedent-setting problem here. Media blackouts may be appropriate. A quick look around shows you that the US Office of Censorship logically imposed a blackout prior to teaching the Japs a lesson, or two. When Prince [whomever] was in the British military, the press couldn't cover him. Here though ...? What national threat, or social disaster could conceivably result from Nitwit the Blogger? I don't see how it rises up to the occassion of media blackout, but I'm curious to see the spin.

[sailor]

ive listened to all of them,not only were they just redos of ron and ron shows but the supporting cast was shitty,the callers sucked, there was no anticipation and there was no talking cat in studio,you should be banned for ignorance and using the term old school

I was worried you were going to miss the old school part.

[Misteriosa]

finally able to listen in. looks like i didnt miss much :o

[sailor]

If shit is going down, what does it matter if it's a girl or guy in front of a cop?

[Manning, Esq.]

Wrong, Blowhard. Once NYPD's given you the press card, you're on equal grounds, Constitutionally, as NYT staffer; blogger, or otherwise.

[Manning, Esq.]

Debbie's our free speech expert. Anyone heard from HTG on this?

[disneyspy]

Disney bought alot of ad time on ron and ron's orlando affliate to get me knocked off the air there cuz they couldnt catch me

[Misteriosa]

fuck rudy "9/11" guliani. fuck. him.

[Dell]

the big toe has only 2 bones whereas the other toes have 3 bones each, love Snapple peach tea...

[sailor]

I don't buy this stuff about the press not covering stories affecting sponsors. Heck, not even sponsors, but EVERY COMPANY in the business of their sponsors. I see car commercials on the news; did they not cover all the shit going on with Toyota and their accelerator issues? Of course not.

[Dell]

blaming class warfare on Reagan is ridiculous...there is plenty things you can blame on Reagan, but the thousand+ year class warfare isn't one

[Dell]

trickle down is supply-side economics...what would be its replacement?

[disneyspy]

trickle down is supply-side economics...what would be its replacement?

steal from the rich,give to the poor and let it trickle back up to the rich

[Melk]

blaming class warfare on Reagan is ridiculous...there is plenty things you can blame on Reagan, but the thousand+ year class warfare isn't one
Reagan is more to blame for wrecking the effectiveness of collective bargaining when he fired the air-traffic controllers union members for engaging in an "illegal" strike.

[Manning, Esq.]

steal from the rich,give to the poor and let it trickle back up to the rich

Yeah ... tsss .... It's like when you don't have a pot to piss in er sumpthin, y'have to trickle it up, or whatever. Tssss.....

[realmenhatelife]

Carter said this stuff too. We want too much.



And Pete D is right, John Galt is an Asshole.

[Manning, Esq.]

Reagan is more to blame for wrecking the effectiveness of collective bargaining when he fired the air-traffic controllers union members for engaging in an "illegal" strike.

Wait, wait, wait. You forget that Reagan gave us, "Where unions are illegal, freedom is lost." Take that, Poland.

[realmenhatelife]

My friend took a credit hit from a missing hospital bill, so I think it counts.

[Melk]

trickle down is supply-side economics...what would be its replacement?
Since the supply-side economic policies used over the past 30 years seem to only favor the survival of corporations even if those companies would rather move than pay their fair share of the tax burden, move production overseas than keep jobs in the US, and would rather fire hundreds than deny a CEO a million dollar bonus, I say anything but supply -side economic policies.

[sailor]

I started as temporary/holiday pseudo-security at a bookstore and within two years was assistant manager of a store with $5m in sales. Who says you can't work your way up like Ron's dad did?

[Crispy123]

People on food stamps should only be allowed to buy fried chicken. How dare they want surf and turf!!!

[disneyspy]

People on food stamps should only be allowed to buy fried chicken. How dare they want surf and turf!!!

fried chicken gives me heart burn

[Misteriosa]

People on food stamps should only be allowed to buy fried chicken. How dare they want surf and turf!!!

last i heard, you cant use food stamps to buy hot food.

[disneyspy]

last i heard, you cant use food stamps to buy hot food.

banquet fried chicken eater here

[realmenhatelife]

last i heard, you cant use food stamps to buy hot food.

Hot food is for tax payers, not the entitlement class and the spendocrats!

[disneyspy]

it took me forever but i finally got thru to unemployment yesterday and should be getting paid in a coupla days! food card next week woooooo! as you all know, i aint ashamed to admit,if i had to work full time i wouldnt be able to volunteer as much as i do or get to listen to the show,after 7 months,5 of which i worked everyday,it feels good to take a break

[sailor]

last i heard, you cant use food stamps to buy hot food.

Even at a supermarket? If that is the law, I can't imagine they're super on top of that.

[Dell]

Since the supply-side economic policies used over the past 30 years seem to only favor the survival of corporations even if those companies would rather move than pay their fair share of the tax burden, move production overseas than keep jobs in the US, and would rather fire hundreds than deny a CEO a million dollar bonus, I say anything but supply -side economic policies.

I don't need a clearer understanding of the problem (I'm forced to study socioeconomic trends, and it depresses me every day)...I'm ready to start talking solutions

[Crispy123]

Its ridiculous to say what TYPE of food you can or cant buy. I can see not using it on lotto or cigs. To say you shouldnt buy steak or crablegs, come on!

[disneyspy]

ha! i just looked out my window to see who was being rude

[Manning, Esq.]

last i heard, you cant use food stamps to buy hot food.

Don't know for certain; depends on the state that issues them. What I do know is that stopping food stamp fraud alone would cure the brunt of the problems associated with feeding the less fortunate. Just some examples include: trading stamps for cash, liquor, drugs, etc.; restaurants taking food stamps; using stamps, then refunding for store credit toward a Wii; falsifying applications; lying about full-time household residents.

[disneyspy]

Don't know for certain; depends on the state that issues them. What I do know is that stopping food stamp fraud alone would cure the brunt of the problems associated with feeding the less fortunate. Just some examples include: trading stamps for cash, liquor, drugs, etc.; restaurants taking food stamps; using stamps, then refunding for store credit toward a Wii; falsifying applications; lying about full-time household residents.

those are issues that have been taken card of with the food card that is like a debit card but is only good for certain items,i cant buy premium coffee,deli or any high end food stuff with my card in michigan

[Melk]

Wait, wait, wait. You forget that Reagan gave us, "Where unions are illegal, freedom is lost." Take that, Poland.
It isn't illegal if you avoid using the word illegal with the actual subject. The unions aren't illegal, the strike is. Public assembly isn't illegal, but these lunatics were defecating in buckets... That is illegal. Somebody in the group that NOBODY managed to capture on camera threw a bottle, time to fire rounds of rubber bullets at everyone.

[Misteriosa]

Even at a supermarket? If that is the law, I can't imagine they're super on top of that.

i know that in a lot of the restaurants where i work (im in the south bronx), there are signs reminding the customers that food stamps are not allowed for purchasing prepared hot food. you can use them to buy prepared cold food, like sandwiches. i think thats because restricting cold food would maybe not allow for buying cold cuts.

this is an area where ebt/snap assisstance is used heavily. the retailers around here are very strict on their food stamp policies.

[realmenhatelife]

Its ridiculous to say what TYPE of food you can or cant buy. I can see not using it on lotto or cigs. To say you shouldnt buy steak or crablegs, come on!

Anyone looking at someone buying a steak with an access card really just wants that person to be punished for accepting help.

[Dell]

we're trying to get our nephew out on his own (assisted care, but more independent) and he draws social security for his disability and has medicare, but he cannot get food stamps because we (his caregivers) make too much money. how are we supposed to teach him how to use what they won't let him have until he is not in our direct care? Oh well, more work for the next guy (probably will still on our plate and harder to do).

[Melk]

I don't need a clearer understanding of the problem (I'm forced to study socioeconomic trends, and it depresses me every day)...I'm ready to start talking solutions
Supply-side "works" it just benefits a very slim portion of the overall economy and damages economic opportunity for the people who used to be imperative to growing the same companies.

It has gotten to the point that a career is something only available to the affluent.

[disneyspy]

we're trying to get our nephew out on his own (assisted care, but more independent) and he draws social security for his disability and has medicare, but he cannot get food stamps because we (his caregivers) make too much money. how are we supposed to teach him how to use what they won't let him have until he is not in our direct care? Oh well, more work for the next guy (probably will still on our plate and harder to do).

give him a gift card for a supermarket thats for food only

[realmenhatelife]

There's a new mexican place in my neighborhood and my brother is trying it out today. He's waiting for his food and there's a basket of chips and salsa on the counter, he figures just out to try, so he eats one. Then the waitress comes up and grabs the basket to drop on someones table. Ha.

[Dell]

give him a gift card for a supermarket thats for food only

goddamn good idea (embarrassed that I haven't thought of that)...

[sailor]

i know that in a lot of the restaurants where i work (im in the south bronx), there are signs reminding the customers that food stamps are not allowed for purchasing prepared hot food. you can use them to buy prepared cold food, like sandwiches. i think thats because restricting cold food would maybe not allow for buying cold cuts.

this is an area where ebt/snap assisstance is used heavily. the retailers around here are very strict on their food stamp policies.

I never even knew you could use them in restaurants.

[Misteriosa]

I never even knew you could use them in restaurants.

you cant. thats why the signs are there. people would try to use the ebt cards to buy take out.

[spoon]

i use food stamps to send emails

[CountryBob]

Mike Zito band? What does he play?

[Manning, Esq.]

those are issues that have been taken card of with the food card that is like a debit card but is only good for certain items,i cant buy premium coffee,deli or any high end food stuff with my card in michigan

Those issues are taken care of because you're in Michigan.

Face.

[CountryBob]

Haha - I had thought Mike Zito music was the intern Zito. I am such a damn rube :flush:

[disneyspy]

i use food stamps to send emails

do they come in vanilla envelopes?

[Manning, Esq.]

There's a new mexican place in my neighborhood and my brother is trying it out today. He's waiting for his food and there's a basket of chips and salsa on the counter, he figures just out to try, so he eats one. Then the waitress comes up and grabs the basket to drop on someones table. Ha.

tssss

[Dell]

do they come in vanilla envelopes?

or sumptin, tsss tsss

[disneyspy]

Those issues are taken care of because you're in Michigan.

Face.

when i dealt weed,i used to trade a nickle bag for gov't cheese,loved that stuff

[disneyspy]

you fuckers have got to quit using the chip,i barked out loud and woke up the dogs i'm sitting

[Crispy123]

when i dealt weed,i used to trade a nickle bag for gov't cheese,loved that stuff

how old are you?

[Manning, Esq.]

when i dealt weed,i used to trade a nickle bag for gov't cheese,loved that stuff

[octogenarian, raspy voice] When it used to cost a nickel!

Seriously, in Fla., the statute of limitations is tolled (put on pause) for the duration of the offender's time spent out of state. Next thing you know, you;re giving an interview to Costas.

[spoon]

how old are you?

I'd say count the rings, but that's like being at Jared.

[Manning, Esq.]

you fuckers have got to quit using the chip,i barked out loud and woke up the dogs i'm sitting

Yeah ... tsss ... Cause it keeps breaking off in the dip and stuff. Y'oughtta try a cracker, or sumpthin. Tssss.

[disneyspy]

how old are you?

old enough to remember when a lid cost 20 bucks

[Dell]

I'd say count the rings, but that's like being at Jared.

or sumptin, tsss tsss (much funnier when doing the chip)

[sailor]

Haha - I had thought Mike Zito music was the intern Zito. I am such a damn rube :flush:

I'd have assumed you were his target demo.

[spoon]

I'd have assumed you were his target demo.

what's that? Gay and southern?

:innocent:

[Manning, Esq.]

Dive bar with cheap pitchers and smoke-spoiled, highlighted hair? Zito music pairs nicely.

Fourth quarter of Buddays? Zito music seems intrusive.

[Crispy123]

what's that? Gay and southern?

:innocent:

how many times have you said that on a date?

:innocent:

[spoon]

how many times have you said that on a date?

:innocent:

that joke just made me feel like a kid taking a shower at Penn State



abooooooo!


:innocent:

[Chigworthy]

I love acoustic blues music, Hill Country Blues, and others. But I have never liked the Stevie Ray Vaughn white-boy bar blues like this. I just imagine middle-aged lightly-mulleted white guys feebly shaking their saggy ass at the local dive with the town trench, trying to get laid to alleviate the depression brought on by alcoholism, failed marriage, and a shattered blue-collar body.

[CountryBob]

I like this music - and if you dont - you suck. The band is fucking tight - best live band I have ever heard on the show...

[sailor]

what's that? Gay and southern?

:innocent:

You forgot the incest.

[spoon]

You forgot the incest.

i said southern

[disneyspy]

You forgot the incest.

well if you incest...

[Dell]

I love acoustic blues music, Hill Country Blues, and others. But I have never liked the Stevie Ray Vaughn white-boy bar blues like this. I just imagine middle-aged lightly-mulleted white guys feebly shaking their saggy ass at the local dive with the town trench, trying to get laid to alleviate the depression brought on by alcoholism, failed marriage, and a shattered blue-collar body.

NICE, I thought you didn't like it...

[Dell]

i said southern

insult southerners 10 or 11 more times and I'm leaving!

[Misteriosa]

insult southerners 10 or 11 more times and I'm leaving!

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd476/MTLostSoul/challenge-accepted.png

[disneyspy]

insult southerners 10 or 11 more times and I'm leaving!

i thought virginia was middle eastern


MENACHA HACKA HACKA SHEMPA POOIE!

that means howdy ya'll in hokie

[Misteriosa]

http://t.qkme.me/mks.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

I like this music - and if you dont - you suck. The band is fucking tight - best live band I have ever heard on the show...

Best!?!?!

Um .... Three words: Men. With. Ears.

[Misteriosa]

http://t.qkme.me/1hqe.jpg

[Misteriosa]

http://t.qkme.me/my4.jpg

[LeedsJr]

I like this music - and if you dont - you suck. The band is fucking tight - best live band I have ever heard on the show...

Best!?!?!

Um .... Three words: Men. With. Ears.

I hate to interrupt Misti, but I thought Kenny Wayne Shepherd was much better, playing closer to the same style of music.

[spoon]

i thought the grill was the engine?

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,this was fun,have a good one


C'YA!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh, Lou Reed ... wouldst thou silence thine purest of tones to give way for but a single moment more of mine Buddays.

Donk, Boppers!

C'ya.

[CountryBob]

Me and my Southern brothers and sisters take offense to your harsh words and we are declaring war on you yankees! Allright .... who's with me..... hoooooo ..... uh, there's no one with me after all. Nevermind :bye:

[Crispy123]

peace out yalls!
:bye:

[spoon]

I'm with you!

CWII!

[Misteriosa]

i thought the grill was the engine?

no.. the grill is the fire barrel with the piece of broken fence on it

[Dell]

I hate to interrupt Misti, but I thought Kenny Wayne Shepherd was much better, playing closer to the same style of music.

I liked it...

later buddays...:bye:see y'all later

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[spoon]

no.. the grill is the fire barrel with the piece of broken fence on it

what is the fuel for the fire? destroyed dreams of their very own lawn furniture (not just taking a couch outside), or the lust/desire for their own relatives?

[Misteriosa]

what is the fuel for the fire? destroyed dreams of their very own lawn furniture (not just taking a couch outside), or the lust/desire for their own relatives?

the fuel is the cinder blocks, which are soaked in the motor oil of the rusted family cars they support :o