Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/29/11 - Hazy shades of winter

[IamFogHat]

Morning buddays!

http://www.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/Olivia-Munn-image-4.jpg

Let's give a hand to lil budday Stanley Mac (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Support an American Hero by picking up a Davey Mac shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

We'll be partying for Christmas (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=91246)

Throw Jon an Interro-bone (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Just what the heck is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

You're friends are waiting (http://tinychat.com/spynetwork)

Call in! 1 866 RON 0 FEZ

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays

spy report-congrats hats on making the playoffs,only 2 weeks left in the season for 4 of us

[Gutter]

Moaning buddays.

Would have rather had the Giants win and lost the FF. Vic Cruz had nearly 30pts last night. Eli plays a pretty damn good game and we still get embarrassed. Thanks defense, way to give up 577 yards.

[realmenhatelife]

I still like her but that Olivia Munne has kindof a Quagmire shaped head.

[disneyspy]

heres week 12 final scores


disneys champs
89.68
Fuck buffet
84.18

RFRhah
135.12
hipponut-chan
104.64

CountryBobs Rednecks
74.42
barkingstarfish
86.44

Gutters Clambake
91.04
Illadelphia Matty's
70.52

Mace's Cruel Circus
101.04
TEAM BDY
108.84

we got bush
58.22
Hats For Mod
80.86

[disneyspy]

and standings

*1. TEAM BDY 10-2-0
*2. Hats For Mod 9-3-0
3. barkingstarfish 7-5-0
4. disneys champs 7-5-0
5. RFRhah 6-6-0
6. hipponut-chan 6-6-0
7. Gutters Clambake 6-6-0
8. Fuck buffet 5-7-0
9. Mace's Cruel Circus 5-7-0
10. we got bush 4-8-0
11. Illadelphia Matty's 4-8-0
12. CountryBobs Rednecks 3-9-0


*clinched playoff spot and loves the cock

[disneyspy]

a better olivia

http://www.moviespad.com/photos/olivia-wilde-cowboys-and-aliens-2b555.jpg

[Misteriosa]

:huh:

[LeedsJr]

Ron must be running late.

[Sue_Bender]

Ron must be running late.

Exactly. =)

[Rhah]

Drew Brees went nuts last night...

My new obsession... Morena Baccarin (from Firefly and now on Homeland, and there are even some topless scenes in the earlier episodes this year):

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Morena-Baccarin-firefly-625614_1440_1920.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7a3akqv3e1qabvsro1_500.gif

[CountryBob]

and standings

*1. TEAM BDY 10-2-0
*2. Hats For Mod 9-3-0
3. barkingstarfish 7-5-0
4. disneys champs 7-5-0
5. RFRhah 6-6-0
6. hipponut-chan 6-6-0
7. Gutters Clambake 6-6-0
8. Fuck buffet 5-7-0
9. Mace's Cruel Circus 5-7-0
10. we got bush 4-8-0
11. Illadelphia Matty's 4-8-0
12. CountryBobs Rednecks 3-9-0

*clinched playoff spot and loves the cock


Does this mean I will get my money back?

[disneyspy]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1uv6nyfee1qb7evco1_400.gif

[CountryBob]

a better olivia

http://www.moviespad.com/photos/olivia-wilde-cowboys-and-aliens-2b555.jpg

Giggidy on that why dont ya!

[Rhah]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7a3akqv3e1qabvsro1_500.gif

JA Lawson's inspiration?

[disneyspy]

Does this mean I will get my money back?

it looks like you've already been bought off

[disneyspy]

http://i39.tinypic.com/jzbm1j.gif

[CountryBob]

it looks like you've already been bought off

That was low - its a fire sale over at CountryBobs. That is all....

[sailor]

It will be a complete travesty if I don't make the playoffs.

I've had this song on my mind for like two weeks now. Don't know why.

[Rhah]

http://i39.tinypic.com/jzbm1j.gif

Post fail.

Ooops, premature fail call... it was just taking gif way too long to load in, I thought it was blank and the contents of an old man's brain.

[disneyspy]

Drew Brees went nuts last night...

My new obsession... Morena Baccarin (from Firefly and now on Homeland, and there are even some topless scenes in the earlier episodes this year):

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Morena-Baccarin-firefly-625614_1440_1920.jpg

WHAT!!?!!

must watch HOMELAND

she was just too sexy in firefly

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's stuck in traffic.


The girl from Firefly was also hot in V.

[Misteriosa]

opening song psychic?

[disneyspy]

That was low - its a fire sale over at CountryBobs. That is all....

you still have a chance to get that 8th spot

and i will cancel ANY FIRESALE BAD TRADES FROM HERE ON OUT

[realmenhatelife]

It will be a complete travesty if I don't make the playoffs.

I've had this song on my mind for like two weeks now. Don't know why.

And you're damn near the end of it by now I'll bet.

[Misteriosa]

Ron's stuck in traffic.

traffic was fucking awful this morning.

the cross bronx expressway should just be changed to a parking lot :dry: thats all you ever do there anyway.

[IamFogHat]

Here we go.

[CountryBob]

you still have a chance to get that 8th spot

and i will cancel ANY FIRESALE BAD TRADES FROM HERE ON OUT

Haha - I dont have anyone else that is good anyway. I'm not giving up! If Vick comes back - watch out!

[realmenhatelife]

It also could've been a goof because on O&A they were busting Ron's balls about playing the long, album version of a blues song into all of North American Scum before starting the show.

[CountryBob]

traffic was fucking awful this morning.

the cross bronx expressway should just be changed to a parking lot :dry: thats all you ever do there anyway.

I freak out when hitting big city traffic while traveling. People drive so fast and dart in and out right in front of each other. But, I know that they are used to it and I (country mouse) driving slower is a greater problem. :surrender:

[sailor]

traffic was fucking awful this morning.

the cross bronx expressway should just be changed to a parking lot :dry: thats all you ever do there anyway.

Try to find something in Connecticut, traffic much better going that way.

[Misteriosa]

Try to find something in Connecticut, traffic much better going that way.

you know anyone hiring?

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Heya Buddays!

Glad they isolated Sam's "Adam Walsh!" f-up. What a boob...

[disneyspy]

you know anyone hiring?

why dont you ask WF?

[sailor]

Wow, that Adam Walsh WAS horrific.

[IamFogHat]

Ichiban, Wyclef stole 10 mil from his Haiti charity.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/11/wyclef-jean-stole-10m-from-his-haiti-charity/

[IamFogHat]

Sporks are allowed in safe world, as long as they're not sharpened too much.

[CountryBob]

Oh no - I'm sweating now after hearing Adam Walsh :ohmy:

[realmenhatelife]

And then Jimmy said John Walsh over and over to compensate right at the beginning.

[sailor]

why dont you ask WF?

Old friends...

[IamFogHat]

Oh my god, was John Walsh on today introduced by Sam as his dead son??

[Rhah]

Am I just a dumb newbie, I don't know what Adam Walsh means. I assume its someone's real name instead of their radio name?

[CountryBob]

Am I just a dumb newbie, I don't know what Adam Walsh means. I assume its someone's real name instead of their radio name?

See above

[Misteriosa]

Am I just a dumb newbie, I don't know what Adam Walsh means. I assume its someone's real name instead of their radio name?

Oh my god, was John Walsh on today introduced by Sam as his dead son??

:rolleyes:

[disneyspy]

they have a boring league,only 10 teams and a short regular season

[IamFogHat]

I wish the callers would keep steering the conversation back to What Happened in Tampa, Fez?

[Rhah]

See above

Oh.

[disneyspy]

hmmmmm WF hit the powerball? maybe i'll be nicer to him

[disneyspy]

maybe ive turned but radioshark gives me a smile now when he calls

[IamFogHat]

Why doesn't Pepper just move in with his chick so they'd have a combined income?

[CountryBob]

Once again i face the aggravation of deciding what to have for lunch - I wish I could just drink slim fast everyday and enjoy it.

[Misteriosa]

Hick's wheezing is driving me fucking insane!

maybe ive turned but radioshark gives me a smile now when he calls
yep, im liking sharks calls these days.

[realmenhatelife]

I read a thing on cracked about how door close buttons on elevators dont work, along with up to 90% of office thermostats and most cross walk buttons in major intersections.

[disneyspy]

todays hangman

S_ _

_ _ _ S

_ _ _ _ _ !

[realmenhatelife]

Once again i face the aggravation of deciding what to have for lunch - I wish I could just drink slim fast everyday and enjoy it.

The other day I ate a gang of refried beans with salsa and pickled onions on it with some chips, that was good.

[Rhah]

I read a thing on cracked about how door close buttons on elevators dont work, along with up to 90% of office thermostats and most cross walk buttons in major intersections.

I 100% believe this.

[CountryBob]

todays hangman

S_ _

_ _ _ S

_ _ _ _ _ !

SEE
FEZS
SCABS!

[Rhah]

Weed is legal (well there is a fine) (oh and it is 10 grams or less) in Evanston, IL (Northwestern University)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/29/evanston-decriminalizes-m_n_1118447.html

[CountryBob]

The other day I ate a gang of refried beans with salsa and pickled onions on it with some chips, that was good.

Mmmm...

Prob gonna get a couple of hot dogs - chili, mustard onion and ketchup.

[realmenhatelife]

I 100% believe this.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19571_8-gadgets-that-lie-to-you-every-day.html

[realmenhatelife]

Mmmm...

Prob gonna get a couple of hot dogs - chili, mustard onion and ketchup.

I will be eating a big pear and some mixed nuts.



Michelle Williams, meh. She doesn't look right in any movie she does.

[disneyspy]

Weed is legal (well there is a fine) (oh and it is 10 grams or less) in Evanston, IL (Northwestern University)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/29/evanston-decriminalizes-m_n_1118447.html

back in the 80s they had the same laws in east lansing (michigan state) it was a parking ticket for 3 joints or less

[CountryBob]

I will be eating a big pear and some mixed nuts.

.

I read this quick and thought you said pig bear

[sailor]

The lottery isn't double taxed. It's called the time value of money. You get the present value if you opt for the lump sum.

[LeedsJr]

I read this quick and thought you said pig bear

Man-Bear-Pig! I'm totally cereal!

[LeedsJr]

It's worrisome that Zito knows these laws this well.

[Rhah]

The lottery isn't double taxed. It's called the time value of money. You get the present value if you opt for the lump sum.

With interest rates sucking, investment bankers stealing your f'n money and stock market crashing or banks going bankrupt, I am not 100% sure it is better to take lump sum anymore (well maybe 95% sure but there has to be some doubt now). Guaranteed money as you grow older might be worth more. Although with states going bankrupt too, who knows if your lottery money is even guaranteed....

[LeedsJr]

With interest rates sucking, investment bankers stealing your f'n money and stock market crashing or banks going bankrupt, I am not 100% sure it is better to take lump sum anymore (well maybe 95% sure but there has to be some doubt now). Guaranteed money as you grow older might be worth more. Although with states going bankrupt too, who knows if your lottery money is even guaranteed....

Bingo. You'd probably be best off taking the lump sum and burying it in your yard.

[realmenhatelife]

"There's a great article on the Interrobang on why the 70s rocked."


Blowhard is writing for the Interrobang.

[sailor]

Everyone at Syracuse doing an about-face? Eww!!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey Smellers,

Good to see you all. Especially you DS.

IS there a stream of the show rolling today?

[disneyspy]

everytime i hear an alman bros song i wait for fez to come on and do the intro like he did in the ron and ron days,he was the best announcer ever

[disneyspy]

Hey Smellers,

Good to see you all. Especially you DS.

IS there a stream of the show rolling today?

hello CWC,sending you PM

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

everytime i hear an alman bros song i wait for fez to come on and do the intro like he did in the ron and ron days,he was the best announcer ever
He has a great southern accent when he lets it roll out.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Fez has a hairy bush.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Great Cartoons came out of the 70's...the bugs bunny road runner hour really hit stride then.

[realmenhatelife]

Don't they usually shit on those I Love The 70s Shows?


And I think the muscle cars were late 60s early 70s, from auto auction shows I think I learned that they cut off the major crazy horsepower engines by like 73.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Cocaine and Speed made the seventies rock.

[disneyspy]

i'm going with hot wings,fries and pumpkin pie

[Chigworthy]

I will be eating a big pear a nuts.


This is what I saw.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Fezzie loves big bush's.


with COCKS.

[disneyspy]

Don't they usually shit on those I Love The 70s Shows?


And I think the muscle cars were late 60s early 70s, from auto auction shows I think I learned that they cut off the major crazy horsepower engines by like 73.

from watching american grafitti i'd say muscle cars were 50s and 60s

[Misteriosa]

tubberwear. its pretty close... :o

[realmenhatelife]

And how is anyone gonna act like big bushes happened because of 70s porn, like the 60's were the wood floor decade and the 50s everyone had a landing strip, ofcourse the 40's was the hitler mustache. But in the 70s the girls all said 'hey, lets grow it out for once.' Just nonsense talking.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Imagine a Tupperware container full of cum.

[realmenhatelife]

from watching american grafitti i'd say muscle cars were 50s and 60s

I mean like the heyday of the mopar cars, like everything just with 300-400 hp for no good goddamn reason. Oh, it was new emissions laws in the early 70s that handcuffed HP I think.

[disneyspy]

Imagine a Tupperware container full of cum.

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Carnac.jpg


whats in your fridge

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Star Wars came out in the late 70's. That rocked.

[Misteriosa]

"why the 70's rocked"

what is, "topic started by blowhard"

[realmenhatelife]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dNMhl7YuKEY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Eddie Veddar, Krist Novaselic and Dave Grohl on this track, you bastards cant accuse me of not being a populist.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Elvis died in the 70's

[Misteriosa]

best 70s disco song!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ue2UXnxp8Rs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

I guess Ron isn't too into Cafe Racers.

Lugged Bicycles started jumping off in the 70s.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Telephone booth stuffing became really popular in the 70's.

http://www.classicalvalues.com/PhoneBoothStuffing.jpg

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

<table bgcolor="#eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="150"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2">What ancient form of execution would you LEAST prefer?</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="1" type="radio"></td><td>Buried alive</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="2" type="radio"></td><td>Crucifixion</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="3" type="radio"></td><td>Flayed alive</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="4" type="radio"></td><td>Scourged to death</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="5" type="radio"></td><td>Stung/bitten to death by insects</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="6" type="radio"></td><td>Slow disembowelment</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="7" type="radio"></td><td>Roasted on grill</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="8" type="radio"></td><td>Dragged from chariot</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="9" type="radio"></td><td>Torn apart by wild beasts</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="10" type="radio"></td><td>Rolled downhill inside spiked barrel</td></tr> <tr><td width="5"><input name="answer" value="11" type="radio"></td><td>Death of a thousand cuts</td></tr></tbody></table>

[sailor]

"why the 70's rocked"

what is, "topic started by blowhard"

Backread.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Here comes Fez....yeah!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Is this true?

[Misteriosa]

Is this true?

total shoot.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I'm confused.

[sailor]

Yes.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

So damn sad. I absolutely loved Patrice...
:down:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

of course...I'm always confused. But did that fat black guy really die.

[CountryBob]

of course...I'm always confused. But did that fat black guy really die.

Patrice would have laughed at this

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I think I heard Fez crying in the back ground....he must be broken up.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Patrice would have laughed at this
I was just in Knoxville for a few days Bob...you close by there?

[CountryBob]

Fleaman is deuce chill inducing

[CountryBob]

I was just in Knoxville for a few days Bob...you close by there?

Yep - 100 miles to the north - Bristol

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

He did have a great laugh...and great belly.

[realmenhatelife]

Calls are starting to stray into a wierd, self serving place. I think I'm off to music for the rest of today.


Man, Sam lucked out making his Adam Walsh gaffe on today of all days.

[CountryBob]

I bet Fez will relate this to thinking about his dad dying.

I like the term of using Patrice Psychology

[sailor]

Loved his lady gaga protest song bit. His laughter during the bobo up & down game was the fucking best.

[CountryBob]

So crazy, I was sitting in my car and googled Patrice - to see if there had been any update for him - like 5 minutes before I heard the news.

Now I feel like Fez - why was he on my mind right then? So weird...

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I bet Fez will relate this to thinking about his dad dying.

I like the term of using Patrice Psychology
I just went outside and I saw a empty grape soda can in the street.

I think it was Patrice saying everythings OK.

[CountryBob]

I hope OandA take off tomorrow and run a best of Patrice

[CountryBob]

Oh god caller - please dont make this about your Dad that died.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I also just saw a basketball......WTF.

[disneyspy]

the weekend before last watched him on comedy central and barked out loud,if anyone sees a comedy central special on him please post it

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I heard somewhere once that he had great smelling breath. No Joke.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Remeber the eating odd animal parts bit they did on O&A? So funny.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

And a very snappy dresser.

[sailor]

I hope OandA take off tomorrow and run a best of Patrice

Maybe later in the week. I hope they have a bunch of his friends in for tomorrow.

[CountryBob]

I enjoyed Patrice singing the blues - off the cuff with Warren Haynes

[Misteriosa]

posted this in the RIP Patrice thread, but ill put it here too:

<table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='512' height='340'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast-charlie-sheen/index.jhtml'>Roast of Charlie Sheen</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>Mon, Sept 19 10/9c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=397273&title=patrice-oneal-seths-better-half'>Patrice O'Neal - Seth MacFarlane's Jealous</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:512px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/'>www.comedycentral.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:397273' width='512' height='288' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/'>Comedy Central</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/funny_videos/index.jhtml'>Funny Videos</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/index.jhtml'>Funny TV Shows</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

[Rhah]

I just went outside and I saw a empty grape soda can in the street.

I think it was Patrice saying everythings OK.

:clap: lol

[CountryBob]

Even though I am from the South, I really hate to hear southern callers and their stupid sounding drawl...

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

:clap: lol
tHANK yOU sIR...yOUR vERY kIND.

[Misteriosa]

Posted Patrice's special "Elephant in the Room" in his thread (in 4 parts).

Enjoy.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I Think Moving On From This Subject Is A Must....

[Rhah]

I think this will hurt Anthony a bit. I felt Anthony's bitter racism was toned down a bit and humanized Ant more when Patrice was on to actually put a face to Ant's hatred. So Ant was obviously friends with him and he'd realize sometimes he was over the top with the shit he brought up about black people.

I guess its hard to explain, but I think it softened him a bit.

[Furtherman]

Loved his lady gaga protest song bit. His laughter during the bobo up & down game was the fucking best.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r6PCXF2NfMg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[disneyspy]

just downloaded a worst of featuring patrice at BMT,its a couple of years old but still strongly seeded

[sailor]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r6PCXF2NfMg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Yeah, just saw that on his twitter. The absolute best!

[CountryBob]

I honestly have been laughing so hard I have cried! So many awesome moments on OandA with Patrice. I feel like my bridge from White world over to Black world has now been destroyed.

[disneyspy]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r6PCXF2NfMg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

you cannot not laugh when patrice looses it,thanks for posting this

[Melk]

todays hangman

S_ _

_ _ _ S

_ _ _ _ _ !

Say Kris Again!

Reference to Jim Everett attacking Jim Rome, I think

[disneyspy]

sure are alot of people that work in radio listen to the ron and fez show

[CountryBob]

I had to step away a bit - has Fez said anything since the Patrice news?

[Manning, Esq.]

Zero.

That's the size of my verbose reaction. Y'think there's something to say toward a symbolic honorarium? Nope. Wherever and whenever I became hip to Patrice? Who cares. God needed a ______? Fuck that.

The best I can share is that there are 7 billion SOBs out there. About 40 of them make me smile, genuinely. Losing 2.5% of one's humor can be devastating. Like his namesake, the world lost an incalculably valuable actor.

[CountryBob]

Zero.

That's the size of my verbose reaction. Y'think there's something to say toward a symbolic honorarium? Nope. Wherever and whenever I became hip to Patrice? Who cares. God needed a ______? Fuck that.

The best I can share is that there are 7 billion SOBs out there. About 40 of them make me smile, genuinely. Losing 2.5% of one's humor can be devastating. Like his namesake, the world lost an incalculably valuable actor.

Do you write literature for a living?

[disneyspy]

from twitter

logan724 Carlton C.
@ 3pm on Comedy Central, a replay of one of Patrice's stand-ups; watch, laugh and remember #RIPPatrice

[Manning, Esq.]

Do you write literature for a living?

Copy-paste my friend ... copy-paste.

[deliciousV]

Zero.

That's the size of my verbose reaction. Y'think there's something to say toward a symbolic honorarium? Nope. Wherever and whenever I became hip to Patrice? Who cares. God needed a ______? Fuck that.

The best I can share is that there are 7 billion SOBs out there. About 40 of them make me smile, genuinely. Losing 2.5% of one's humor can be devastating. Like his namesake, the world lost an incalculably valuable actor.

Well said, now stop it! I don't come here for things well said, mostly I come here for the dick jokes.

[Melk]

Many of Patrice's visits on O&A are radio classics. I was rooting for something bigger than the stupid roasts to bring Patrice some further success. Crap

[Manning, Esq.]

Well said, now stop it! I don't come here for things well said, mostly I come here for the dick jokes.

So, Cavett and Nixon enter a bar .... Punching out.

[Manning, Esq.]

Well-meaning Caller: NO, no, no. Y'know, he cheated death for so long.
RB: He was 41. You cheated death.

Props ____ ________.

[Misteriosa]

an almond joy does sound pretty good right now... fucking starving...

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm pulling from the Last Waltz theme song rather than Satellite, today.

[CountryBob]

I heard someone say "Get yourself an Orange Julius"

Damn, those were so good!

And a pizza dog too please

[Gutter]

I heard someone say "Get yourself an Orange Julius"

Damn, those were so good!

And a pizza dog too please

I think there is still an Orange Julius spot in the East Brunswick mall here in NJ.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I'm going to have to say that the end of todays show blew assholes.

[Misteriosa]

i think zito mentioned the orange julius.

i dont know what that is tho.

[CountryBob]

RUN DMC in da mother fucking house!

[Manning, Esq.]

Patrice Lumumba Malcolm O'Neal

What the hell is an O'Neal?

C'Ya, y'big fuckin' funny mu'fucker. Sea monster. Racist (which is okay, because you're black; that is, at least, you picked a color).

donk

[Misteriosa]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GND7sPNwWko" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Gutter]

i think zito mentioned the orange julius.

i dont know what that is tho.

it was an orange slushie kind of drink made w/ orange juice, vanilla, milk and ice that tasted like a liquid creamsicle kind of. But it was also the name of the establishment that sold them.

they were good.

[CountryBob]

Off to listen to elephant in the room - cya's all :bye:

[Misteriosa]

orange slushie kind of drink made w/ orange juice, vanilla, milk and ice

that sounds fucking vile.

[Rhah]

That shit existed way before Jamba Juice. Damn stealing mf'ers...

We had a fake place at our small/cheap mall called the Orange Bowl. They had Orange Julius knockoffs and some really crappy reheated thin crust cheese pizza slices.

[Gutter]

that sounds fucking vile.

its actually pretty good.

[sailor]

i think zito mentioned the orange julius.

i dont know what that is tho.

Never had one either. I think it was a white suburban thing.

[Gutter]

Never had one either. I think it was a white suburban thing.

accurate.

[realmenhatelife]

Orange Julius is totally nasty. I think more mall/airport than just white suburban. I've never seen a free standing Orange Julius. It's lumped in with Cinnebon and Auntie Annes pretzels.

[bohicanator]

I'm going to have to say that the end of todays show blew assholes.


I punched out about half-way through. It was horrible.

[fezident]

Holy shit. I get it. Patrice was a really interesting comedian.
I mean no disrespect to him personally.
But god DAMN is anything more boring than 151 identical phone calls?? I'm almost can't believe that Ron rolled that many O'neal calls.

A truly unsatisfying episode.