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disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:27 AM
MAHABONE BUDDAYS

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_le8SxGawNYA/TQzCLW_eLeI/AAAAAAAAAP4/HJN9G65ezYw/s1600/santas_little_helpers.jpg




Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Wanna meet up for the hoildays? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=91246)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Pre-Order Patrice's Final CD for the holidays you dickbag (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)


1 866 RON 0 FEZ

http://www.theinterrobang.com/

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:33 AM
kinda dissappointed,i didn't set the new record for biggest blowout last night when the rams got a late TD but the playoffs are set

disneys champs
vs
Gutters Clambake

RFRhah
vs
TEAM BDY

Mace's Cruel Circus
vs
Hats For Mod

barkingstarfish
vs
hipponut-chan

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:35 AM
http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens1322369_1290612542sexy_santa_dress_roma.jpg

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:36 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2772/4179676232_1cfb47ca22.jpg

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:37 AM
http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/rbghbundleauction.jpg

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 06:39 AM
kinda dissappointed,i didn't set the new record for biggest blowout last night when the rams got a late TD but the playoffs are set

disneys champs
vs
Gutters Clambake

RFRhah
vs
TEAM BDY

Mace's Cruel Circus
vs
Hats For Mod

barkingstarfish
vs
hipponut-chan

That's right, I rule!

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:39 AM
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/336/2/7/Santa__s_Sexy_Helper_by_AndrewHoughton.jpg

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:41 AM
That's right, I rule!

i think i can set up a looosers playoffs for the toilet bowl

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:42 AM
http://cf.mp-cdn.net/67/e8/676f375917a91cbbed1afce2879b.jpg

Dell
12-13-2011, 06:42 AM
moaning buddays...:bye:

ho, ho, and ho...

http://www.webcooltips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/06.santa_claus_wallpaper.jpg

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:43 AM
i need some help getting this to page 2

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/disorderly/disorderly0812/disorderly081200114/4023143-gorgeous-redhead-in-a-sexy-santa-s-helper-outfit.jpg

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 06:45 AM
i think i can set up a looosers playoffs for the toilet bowl

Never again will I put my faith into Redskins players.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:45 AM
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/dolgachov/dolgachov0911/dolgachov091100675/5947589-picture-of-sexy-santa-helper-with-disco-ball.jpg

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:47 AM
http://s1.postimage.org/7rco6ujwul/Sexy_Santas_Helper01_Christmas_Natale_Lucia_Tovar_ Colom.jpg

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:50 AM
http://www.halloweenmart.com/media/core/CQ3654_SEXY_SANTA_HAT.jpg

Crispy123
12-13-2011, 06:51 AM
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr3wr5Wtt4Oe5lzeAlyQJO53QSlzwxK 2nf71HCBq9Cnuf2l02tQA

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:51 AM
http://www.starcostumes.com/additionalimages/F615/F615_F61514back.jpg

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:53 AM
http://img005.lazygirls.info/people/eve_torres/eve_torres_santas_sexy_lil_helper_8vXqgez.sized.jp g

Gutter
12-13-2011, 06:54 AM
Morning buddays. Diz....I will crush you.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:54 AM
http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img2/item/135/232/181/dh5u.jpg

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 06:55 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u3GPwabLuOc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:55 AM
Morning buddays. Diz....I will crush you.

if they keep pulling rodgers early,you just might

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 06:55 AM
So if I'm correct the first page is the one place it's safe to say the p word.

Dell
12-13-2011, 06:55 AM
heading to a office holiday luncheon...post wif ya later

http://www.funver.com/images/stories/people/celebrities/sexy_outfit/The-Mean-Girls-Santa-Costume.jpg

Misteriosa
12-13-2011, 06:56 AM
So if I'm correct the first page is the one place it's safe to say the p word.

nope.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:56 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u3GPwabLuOc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

hey this isnt the jerry sandusky thread....

Dell
12-13-2011, 06:56 AM
if they keep pulling rodgers early,you just might

I have to start Giants while they play the Skins...don't think I've done that before

Gutter
12-13-2011, 06:57 AM
if they keep pulling rodgers early,you just might

true true. is it single or double elimination?

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:58 AM
I have to start Giants while they play the Skins...don't think I've done that before

half my team is playing pitt or balt,ya those guys are all going to be sitting this week out

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 06:59 AM
true true. is it single or double elimination?

single but we have enuf teams to set up a cosolation bracket if you guys want

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 07:03 AM
So if I'm correct the first page is the one place it's safe to say the p word.

I will not be led down this road again, fool me once......

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:03 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvxpaOSjy1qzekdio1_500.gif

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 07:04 AM
Black Steel by Tricky, look who's a fucking copycat on my wonderful listening thread songs.



Careful Spy, I hear gutter has a winning record.

Gutter
12-13-2011, 07:04 AM
single but we have enuf teams to set up a cosolation bracket if you guys want

I'm down.

Gutter
12-13-2011, 07:05 AM
Black Steel by Tricky, look who's a fucking copycat on my wonderful listening thread songs.



Careful Spy, I hear gutter has a winning record.

I've had a winning record since i've been in charge of the team, so I'll take it!

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 07:05 AM
kinda dissappointed,i didn't set the new record for biggest blowout last night when the rams got a late TD but the playoffs are set

disneys champs
vs
Gutters Clambake

RFRhah
vs
TEAM BDY

Mace's Cruel Circus
vs
Hats For Mod

barkingstarfish
vs
hipponut-chan

Boy did I luck out last night!!!!

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:08 AM
Boy did I luck out last night!!!!

damn 36 points from 2 players? you couldve taken on c-bobs whole team with that

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:11 AM
Black Steel by Tricky, look who's a fucking copycat on my wonderful listening thread songs.



Careful Spy, I hear gutter has a winning record.

ya but i'm beating teams by 60 points so i'm not worried

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 07:12 AM
I added The Arbor on netflix instant, based on the AV clubs year end list. Experimental documentary about an up and coming English playwright who had 3 kids by 3 guys, 2 of them in her teens, was pregnant once before that, died from causes related to substance abuse by 29, and was some kind of lower class writing prodigy. Looking forward to it.

ihaveabadmonkey
12-13-2011, 07:14 AM
Someone is running late today

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:14 AM
i hope they play NORTH AMERICAN SCUM all damn day

IamFogHat
12-13-2011, 07:14 AM
Umm...

Gutter
12-13-2011, 07:14 AM
extended intro today?

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:15 AM
good,i have to take a dump

danlaroe
12-13-2011, 07:16 AM
Two for Tuesday

The Tim Tebow Of V3 Again

sailor
12-13-2011, 07:17 AM
What was the intro song? I kinda liked it.

LeedsJr
12-13-2011, 07:17 AM
good,i have to take a dump

That's a little bit more information than I needed, Vince, but go right ahead.

IamFogHat
12-13-2011, 07:17 AM
Why didn't they just play a ten minute Traffic song?

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 07:17 AM
Everytime I unmute I'm a little more surprised the song is still playing. It's almost 20 after.

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 07:18 AM
What was the intro song? I kinda liked it.

Black Steel by Tricky

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:19 AM
i'm back and didnt miss anything!

LeedsJr
12-13-2011, 07:19 AM
What was the intro song? I kinda liked it.

Black Steel by Tricky, look who's a fucking copycat on my wonderful listening thread songs.



Careful Spy, I hear gutter has a winning record.

Backread...

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 07:19 AM
Everytime I unmute I'm a little more surprised the song is still playing. It's almost 20 after.

Maybe Spy's not the only one who had to shit!

ihaveabadmonkey
12-13-2011, 07:19 AM
Well look who showed up for work

LeedsJr
12-13-2011, 07:20 AM
I'm with Pecker Lips on this one. Zito is insane for making this trip.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:21 AM
if this was a romcom zito would get the chick and and they'd ride off in a convertible with her train flying off as they speed off into the sunset

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 07:27 AM
if this was a romcom zito would get the chick and and they'd ride off in a convertible with her train flying off as they speed off into the sunset

There's always autoerotic asphyxiation.
His "friend" will come back to the room and find him dead, cock in hand, looking at his old yearbook!!

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:27 AM
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disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:28 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ahFARm2j38c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 07:29 AM
Working at Starbucks we always used to watch the friend zone guys and laugh. They would show up early with a book and wait patiently, then get the girl a drink, and just listen to her and nod with soft eyes.

Furtherman
12-13-2011, 07:32 AM
Ron: Is this your Jenny, Forrest?

Hicks: Oh shit, does she have aids?



:lol::lol::lol:

sailor
12-13-2011, 07:35 AM
Black Steel by Tricky

Never liked him, but I really enjoyed that Martina chick's part.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:39 AM
ahaahahaahaha

fez-if you're going to contribute to their honeymoon just wrap up a bottle of lube
ron-don't do that,he doesnt know people dont have sex that other way

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 07:40 AM
During the Zito wedding discussion...I move that the "p-word" be allowed for this topic only!

sailor
12-13-2011, 07:42 AM
During the Zito wedding discussion...I move that the "p-word" be allowed for this topic only!

Hey, you've got my approval.

Donnie Iris
12-13-2011, 07:43 AM
I wonder if Zito knows how he sounds.

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 07:44 AM
During the Zito wedding discussion...I move that the "p-word" be allowed for this topic only!

don't do it, it doesn't end well. You can't say that word that brings to mind a thing of beauty, but you can say you're gonna take a dump.

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 07:44 AM
I wonder if Zito knows how he sounds.

Maybe he should listen to the replay or sumpthin, tss tss!

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 07:46 AM
don't do it, it doesn't end well. You can't say that word that brings to mind a thing of beauty, but you can say you're gonna take a dump.

You used it as a noun. I'm thinking adjective!:innocent:

LeedsJr
12-13-2011, 07:47 AM
The more Zito talks about this, the more horrible it gets. This HAS to be a bit.

sailor
12-13-2011, 07:48 AM
West coast wedding the right way.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:50 AM
don't do it, it doesn't end well. You can't say that word that brings to mind a thing of beauty, but you can say you're gonna take a dump.

well i did have a pot of coffee this morning

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 07:50 AM
http://www.the1stfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/say-anything.jpg

danlaroe
12-13-2011, 07:51 AM
http://www.the1stfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/say-anything.jpg

Shoot me in the face

The Tim Tebow Of V3 Again

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 07:52 AM
Isnt BART supposed to be the best public transportation in the country?

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 07:53 AM
don't do it, it doesn't end well. You can't say that word that brings to mind a thing of beauty, but you can say you're gonna take a dump.

I can see that, and it's well deserved in this instance, but ONLY MODS can say that word and not be banned by Misti, I learned that on page 6 of the 12/9 listening thread.

Crispy123
12-13-2011, 07:56 AM
Isnt BART supposed to be the best public transportation in the country?

Bart is the groomsman thats walking down the isle with Zito.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 07:57 AM
I can see that, and it's well deserved in this instance, but ONLY MODS can say that word and not be banned by Misti, I learned that on page 6 of the 12/9 listening thread.

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Rhah
12-13-2011, 07:57 AM
Checking in.

-The Team That Will Be Crushed by BDY in First Round.

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 07:58 AM
I kinda know where Zito is on this issue. I have been in love,smitten,fixiated ... any words apply here with a chick. She was married to a friend of mine and for years, we have had such a great relationship. She always has flirted with me, showed actuall interest in me and has told me that she should have married me. She helped me get a job at her company and get out of the coalfileds. Afetr about a year, she got divorced and I thought that I was in like Flynn. But no, we remained friends and I would try and try to get her to see things my way but she never would committ. So, I have dropped everything at anytime to see her, have beers etc and went out of my way for any time with her. This has went on for a long time and she only sees us a great friends but tells me all the time about how she should be with me, we are so good together etc.


So, some women have an affect on some type guys - we just cant say no, always hope that there will be a chance that she will finally want me etc.

The best thing he can do is avoid contact with her and "let her go". I did, and it was a relief!

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 08:00 AM
Bart is the groomsman thats walking down the isle with Zito.

He calls him Bad Bart.

sailor
12-13-2011, 08:04 AM
A friend's wife? Worse than fucking your sister.

Rhah
12-13-2011, 08:07 AM
Is doing well making like 30k a year while having to live in the most expensive city in the US? Just cause you get to hear your voice on a national level for a small amount of time each day?

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:07 AM
I once feel in love with a dress on a clothes line

Gutter
12-13-2011, 08:08 AM
oh i love this track.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 08:09 AM
oh i love this track.

why don't you marry it!

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:09 AM
Damn - this was written for Zito

IamFogHat
12-13-2011, 08:11 AM
We will have tears today.

Gutter
12-13-2011, 08:11 AM
why don't you marry it!

......cause it's already spoken for.......:down:

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 08:13 AM
maybe i should send in a pic of my balls surrounded by poinsiettas,better than a dick in the box

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:14 AM
Im in a bad place in my mind lately, My bday is Friday and Im going tonight to my hunting lodge for 5 days alone. I hope to clear my head and work on what I need in life. I am not having my phone on, and will be avoiding all of my friends that want to party and celebrate. I just dont feel in the celebratory mood. Ever get this way and feel like the only thing that you need is to be alone?

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 08:16 AM
I kinda know where Zito is on this issue. I have been in love,smitten,fixiated ... any words apply here with a chick. She was married to a friend of mine and for years, we have had such a great relationship. She always has flirted with me, showed actuall interest in me and has told me that she should have married me. She helped me get a job at her company and get out of the coalfileds. Afetr about a year, she got divorced and I thought that I was in like Flynn. But no, we remained friends and I would try and try to get her to see things my way but she never would committ. So, I have dropped everything at anytime to see her, have beers etc and went out of my way for any time with her. This has went on for a long time and she only sees us a great friends but tells me all the time about how she should be with me, we are so good together etc.


So, some women have an affect on some type guys - we just cant say no, always hope that there will be a chance that she will finally want me etc.

The best thing he can do is avoid contact with her and "let her go". I did, and it was a relief!

dear casey casum,i'd like to dedicate THE EXPENDABLES, LET HER GO to my long lost love

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:17 AM
dear casey casum,i'd like to dedicate THE EXPENDABLES, LET HER GO to my long lost love

Haha - Casey Casum

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 08:18 AM
Im in a bad place in my mind lately, My bday is Friday and Im going tonight to my hunting lodge for 5 days alone. I hope to clear my head and work on what I need in life. I am not having my phone on, and will be avoiding all of my friends that want to party and celebrate. I just dont feel in the celebratory mood. Ever get this way and feel like the only thing that you need is to be alone?

the holidays are rough on some,hang in there

LeedsJr
12-13-2011, 08:18 AM
Have to trash it, even though I am a big Trent Reznor fan.

LeedsJr
12-13-2011, 08:19 AM
Im in a bad place in my mind lately, My bday is Friday and Im going tonight to my hunting lodge for 5 days alone. I hope to clear my head and work on what I need in life. I am not having my phone on, and will be avoiding all of my friends that want to party and celebrate. I just dont feel in the celebratory mood. Ever get this way and feel like the only thing that you need is to be alone?

Every day on the train and subway.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 08:19 AM
Have to trash it, even though I am a big Trent Reznor fan.

i voted that it was a smash,i digged it

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 08:21 AM
Everyone was really excited when this was on the teaser trailer. I like it, but I really like YYY

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:22 AM
the holidays are rough on some,hang in there

Oh I'm cool, I just feel guilty that I want to go hide for awhile. Im not the type of person that turns from anything. But something is telling me to disappear for awhile and have a vision or something life changing.....

Im also going to try making deer jerky for the first time. I have never done it myself alone and Im looking for that right hot and sweet flavor...

Gutter
12-13-2011, 08:22 AM
yea, I'm not a fan of this one.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 08:22 AM
it sounds like it shoulda been on RISE,which yes i'm picking up today after the show

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:24 AM
Every day on the train and subway.

I dont think I could handle living so close to so many people. I was coming back from the YMCA last night late and saw only 1 car on my 4 mile commute home.

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:24 AM
Never dug the Led Zepplin... just not my thing.

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 08:27 AM
Oh I'm cool, I just feel guilty that I want to go hide for awhile. Im not the type of person that turns from anything. But something is telling me to disappear for awhile and have a vision or something life changing.....

Im also going to try making deer jerky for the first time. I have never done it myself alone and Im looking for that right hot and sweet flavor...

5 days in the woods alone, I'll bet that isn't the only jerky you'll be making.

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 08:29 AM
This doesn't sound a GD thing like Sleigh Bells.

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:30 AM
5 days in the woods alone, I'll bet that isn't the only jerky you'll be making.

Haha - oh I have Directv there with Playboy Channel active.
And a farm down the road just might have a few sheep available :surrender:

Gutter
12-13-2011, 08:36 AM
Haha - oh I have Directv there with Playboy Channel active.
And a farm down the road just might have a few sheep available :surrender:

One of my favorite Carlin jokes....I think he opened an entire HBO special with it....

"Why do farmers always fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff?"



"It's the only way to get the sheep to push back."

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 08:36 AM
Im in a bad place in my mind lately, My bday is Friday and Im going tonight to my hunting lodge for 5 days alone. I hope to clear my head and work on what I need in life. I am not having my phone on, and will be avoiding all of my friends that want to party and celebrate. I just dont feel in the celebratory mood. Ever get this way and feel like the only thing that you need is to be alone?

Do you watch Son's of Anarchy? Does the name Piney mean anything to you?

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 08:36 AM
Haha - oh I have Directv there with Playboy Channel active.
And a farm down the road just might have a few sheep available :surrender:

Your self esteem is too low, a nice guy with a good job like you, I'll bet you could bag a goat.

regulator
12-13-2011, 08:39 AM
What's the last live day before the boyz go into Best Of mode? December 23rd?

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 08:44 AM
What's the last live day before the boyz go into Best Of mode? December 23rd?

good question

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:44 AM
Do you watch Son's of Anarchy? Does the name Piney mean anything to you?

nope

Gutter
12-13-2011, 08:45 AM
Do you watch Son's of Anarchy? Does the name Piney mean anything to you?

nope

you don't want to get Piney'd Cbob.

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 08:45 AM
What would a third party change when it still costs millions of dollars to get elected?





Anyways, if you have an opinion on the Trent Reznor/Karen O cover, go check out the weird dubstep version of 7 Nation Army in the new GI Joe trailer.

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:48 AM
Can a person get elected president without any party ties (Independent?). I just dont think so and that is what we need. No party bullshit aligiance - it is rare I say anythin about politics but here is my yearly contribution.

Good bad and ugly is such a good movie....

Gutter
12-13-2011, 08:48 AM
You call that a moral conundrum? Keep your yapper shut nerd.

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 08:50 AM
Fucking rat!

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 08:58 AM
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Sorry DS, that must have come off heavier than I meant, I was fucking around, I am seldom serious.

Gutter
12-13-2011, 08:59 AM
I thought we knew this already about Jeter? I thought the report said this about Jeter when it was discovered that A-rod did the same thing? I know I've heard this somewhere.....or maybe that's what was going on when I blacked out for 8 hours, woke up in a limo, and had a signed baseball in my jacket pocket.

Furtherman
12-13-2011, 09:00 AM
I thought we knew this already about Jeter? I thought the report said this about Jeter when it was discovered that A-rod did the same thing? I know I've heard this somewhere.....or maybe that's what was going on when I blacked out for 8 hours, woke up in a limo, and had a signed baseball in my jacket pocket.

What about Jeter?

Gutter
12-13-2011, 09:02 AM
What about Jeter?

When a chick leaves Jeter's after spending the night, the car he arranges to take them home always has a gift basket in it with signed Yankees crap and some morning after pills. Maybe not the morning after pills, but they definitely get a, "Thanks for the fuck" gift basket.

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 09:08 AM
It is impossible to quantify how angry I am! I just reached into an 18 pack for a beer and grabbed a soft, squishy can. You know the ones I mean, the ones that all the carbonation has leaked out of. You can't take one can back to the store and get a replacement, I'm just out a beer!

Now I need to lighten up, can't explain why this pisses me off so much.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 09:09 AM
Sorry DS, that must have come off heavier than I meant, I was fucking around, I am seldom serious.

i knew that,i read your post from over the weekend,i just failed at being fun is all

Gutter
12-13-2011, 09:11 AM
It is impossible to quantify how angry I am! I just reached into an 18 pack for a beer and grabbed a soft, squishy can. You know the ones I mean, the ones that all the carbonation has leaked out of. You can't take one can back to the store and get a replacement, I'm just out a beer!

Now I need to lighten up, can't explain why this pisses me off so much.

so you're bummed you only have 17 beers? take a shot of whiskey and call it 18 beers ya lush.

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 09:11 AM
It's like the twilight zone for Jeter. He could bang any girl on the planet, and yet he cant trust that any of them are on birth control. Unlimited women and he has to wear a rubber every time. A modern day tantalus.

A.J.
12-13-2011, 09:11 AM
It is impossible to quantify how angry I am! I just reached into an 18 pack for a beer and grabbed a soft, squishy can. You know the ones I mean, the ones that all the carbonation has leaked out of. You can't take one can back to the store and get a replacement, I'm just out a beer!

Now I need to lighten up, can't explain why this pisses me off so much.

That's a crime against humanity.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 09:11 AM
When a chick leaves Jeter's after spending the night, the car he arranges to take them home always has a gift basket in it with signed Yankees crap and some morning after pills. Maybe not the morning after pills, but they definitely get a, "Thanks for the fuck" gift basket.

but you got the roofie before hand? doesnt semen fair

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 09:13 AM
so you're bummed you only have 17 beers? take a shot of whiskey and call it 18 beers ya lush.

I was already gonna do that, so ya see, by the time I'm out of both I will come up one short. Yeah, it's that bad.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 09:13 AM
the only way UCB fred gets a sitocum is if he sits on fez's lap

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 09:15 AM
I was already gonna do that, so ya see, by the time I'm out of both I will come up one short. Yeah, it's that bad.

welcome to the first step

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 09:20 AM
welcome to the first step

I always avoid steps when I drink

Crispy123
12-13-2011, 09:22 AM
The winter solstice is the reason for the season.

LeedsJr
12-13-2011, 09:22 AM
I always avoid steps when I drink

Smart man. Wouldn't want to spill any.

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 09:23 AM
The first Christmas after my Mom died was the hardest. The Big Cat is gonna have a rough one this holiday.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 09:26 AM
i get into the christmas spirit by watching movies,the HOME ALONES,REINDEER GAMES,ELF,CHRISTMAS VACATION and that movie with the little animals you dont feed after midnight

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 09:26 AM
Smart man. Wouldn't want to spill any.

seeing as I'm already a beer short, definately

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 09:28 AM
i get into the christmas spirit by watching movies,the HOME ALONES,REINDEER GAMES,ELF,CHRISTMAS VACATION and that movie with the little animals you dont feed after midnight

I go with The Santa Clause, then Bad Santa. The contrasts make me
smile

Crispy123
12-13-2011, 09:29 AM
Scrooged is one of my holiday staples.

Dell
12-13-2011, 09:35 AM
afternooners buddays...:bye:

no door prize at the office party and no door prize at the club party...gonna have to buy me something special for Christmas this year...

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 09:36 AM
Scrooged is one of my holiday staples.

ya i gotta find that in the 5 dollar bin somewhere

Gutter
12-13-2011, 09:36 AM
Fez needs to go to Japan, purchase a Mogwai, have it go horribly wrong, team up with Phobe Cates and thwart the Gremlin uprising. Along the way, he'll learn some things not only about himself....but also about responsibility.

Dell
12-13-2011, 09:37 AM
haven't caught up listening yet, but our favorite Christmas movies are...

A Christmas Story and Christmas Vacation...

Growing up, my family always watched Holiday Inn on TV...

(guessing that topic is being discussed based on a couple recent post)

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 09:38 AM
Fez needs to go to Japan, purchase a Mogwai, have it go horribly wrong, team up with Phobe Cates and thwart the Gremlin uprising. Along the way, he'll learn some things not only about himself....but also about responsibility.

GREMLINS thats the name! thanks man that was bugging the shit out of me,fucking GOONIES kept popping up in my mind

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 09:39 AM
haven't caught up listening yet, but our favorite Christmas movies are...

A Christmas Story and Christmas Vacation...

Growing up, my family always watched Holiday Inn on TV...

(guessing that topic is being discussed based on a couple recent post)

it was how do you get into the christmas spirit and porno cock

LeedsJr
12-13-2011, 09:39 AM
I'll throw The Ref in to the holiday movie mix.

Gutter
12-13-2011, 09:41 AM
GREMLINS thats the name! thanks man that was bugging the shit out of me,fucking GOONIES kept popping up in my mind

haha....I didn't know you were struggling to think of that.

Furtherman
12-13-2011, 09:49 AM
i get into the christmas spirit by watching movies,the HOME ALONES,REINDEER GAMES,ELF,CHRISTMAS VACATION and that movie with the little animals you dont feed after midnight

My favorite Christmas movie is DIE HARD.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 09:51 AM
My favorite Christmas movie is DIE HARD.

damn good call,i'll have to get that movie into the rotation

Gutter
12-13-2011, 09:51 AM
Where The Fuck Is This Video!?!?!?!?!

Furtherman
12-13-2011, 09:51 AM
Seriously... what is going on here?

Furtherman
12-13-2011, 09:54 AM
Where The Fuck Is This Video!?!?!?!?!

Seriously... what is going on here?

Oh.

Here. (http://theinterrobang.com/2011/12/son-to-mother-in-law-i-cant-believe-you-shot-me/)

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 10:03 AM
GREMLINS thats the name! thanks man that was bugging the shit out of me,fucking GOONIES kept popping up in my mind

GOONIES never say die!

Gutter
12-13-2011, 10:05 AM
Fez would freeze his toys and defrost them in his butt cheeks.

jennysmurf
12-13-2011, 10:06 AM
I played with lawn darts, and I turned out just fine.

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 10:09 AM
Biggest Toys of the 70s?



I forgot that nerf made those footballs with tails that you could throw for crazy long perfect spirals.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 10:10 AM
I played with lawn darts, and I turned out just fine.

boy i'll say!

did i tell you i got a new google maps program that has x ray vision?

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 10:11 AM
Green Army Men + Fireworks= hours of fun!!!!!:clap:

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 10:12 AM
boy i'll say!

did i tell you i got a new google maps program that has x ray vision?

That's why you keep Googling retirement homes!!!!

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 10:12 AM
I still have a working Mattel football and basketball, I will still play them sometimes. You just have to cause the defenders to clump at the bottom of the screen, then run the top for days.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 10:13 AM
Green Army Men + Fireworks= hours of fun!!!!!:clap:

for some reason i never liked that radio guy and he always got hit by the flamethrower guy,my dads lighter and moms hair spray

jennysmurf
12-13-2011, 10:13 AM
boy i'll say!

did i tell you i got a new google maps program that has x ray vision?

Then you must see that I'm almost out of Cheetos. Why aren't you getting me more Cheetos?

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 10:14 AM
Then you must see that I'm almost out of Cheetos. Why aren't you getting me more Cheetos?

your damn lead bra pisses me off!

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 10:15 AM
Then you must see that I'm almost out of Cheetos. Why aren't you getting me more Cheetos?

Great, now Spy's gonna rub orange cheese on his junk.

Gutter
12-13-2011, 10:16 AM
Biggest Toys of the 70s?



I forgot that nerf made those footballs with tails that you could throw for crazy long perfect spirals.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2792/4057179621_7bab9a67af.jpg


This one came out just before it. You could just fucking launch these things.

jennysmurf
12-13-2011, 10:19 AM
I had the Play-Doh Barber Shop. Only got to play with it once, before my Mom threw away all the Play-Doh because we got it in the carpet. My childhood sucked. :down:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xfxmmOzXySs/SosClP-TksI/AAAAAAAABDs/OaJGBAXZNac/s400/play+doh+barber+shop.jpg

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 10:22 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2792/4057179621_7bab9a67af.jpg


This one came out just before it. You could just fucking launch these things.

Yeah, and one had a whistle. It's the only kind of football I can throw for anything.

Gutter
12-13-2011, 10:24 AM
Yeah, and one had a whistle. It's the only kind of football I can throw for anything.

The Vortex one was the one with the tail, and the Screamer was the one with the whistle......eventually they combined the two to make some sort of whistling super football.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUnDCW6XJfz_DvnvtPWXtlI4k4uXF3X C76mEpJRUwN4bCMS5T55xpsddzSxQ

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 10:25 AM
It's the only kind of football I can throw for anything.

Now I REALLY want to use the P word!

Gutter
12-13-2011, 10:26 AM
Now I REALLY want to use the P word!

tssss tssss yea, ahhhh whadda parsley head he is or sumfin' tssss tsss.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 10:26 AM
was looking for something else but this goodie popped up in the results

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7J6Un98NLOc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 10:26 AM
Now I REALLY want to use the P word!

Passer?

realmenhatelife
12-13-2011, 10:26 AM
Shit, I wish I still had all my micromachines.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 10:30 AM
i used to buy my neice hanna montana stuff for christmas,now the thought of it makes me feel like the creepy uncle

jennysmurf
12-13-2011, 10:32 AM
i used to buy myself hanna montana stuff for christmas,now the thought of it makes me feel like the creepy uncle

Creep.

Gutter
12-13-2011, 10:32 AM
Getting this made my Christmas of '87 the best ever.

http://www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mcc_box.jpg

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 10:33 AM
rock em sockem robots used to piss me off as a kid cuz my older brother always stuck me with the one that got its block knocked off real easy

Furtherman
12-13-2011, 10:36 AM
Getting this made my Christmas of '87 the best ever.

http://www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mcc_box.jpg

HA! I had this one...

http://www.brianstoys.com/store/images/products/GIJoe/afa/GI_Joe_HQ.jpg

Gutter
12-13-2011, 10:39 AM
That's cause you're older and had crapier toys.

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 10:43 AM
i wonder if they had to run in the wooder

jennysmurf
12-13-2011, 10:44 AM
Sounds like someone's making fart sounds in the background of this terrible song.

Baby DEW Year
12-13-2011, 10:45 AM
Sounds like someone's making fart sounds in the background of this terrible song.

Spy drank a pot of coffee earlier...please read back!

disneyspy
12-13-2011, 10:47 AM
alright buddays,gotta go walk the dog,have a good one

C'YA!!

Furtherman
12-13-2011, 10:48 AM
That's cause you're older and had crapier toys.

THAT WAS NOT CRAP IT WAS COOL.

Gutter
12-13-2011, 10:48 AM
THAT WAS NOT CRAP IT WAS COOL.

only until the new one came out BROOOOO!

CountryBob
12-13-2011, 10:49 AM
Later mates - see ya next Monday! :bye:

deliciousV
12-13-2011, 10:58 AM
Later mates - see ya next Monday! :bye:

don't get Piney'd!