Ron & Fez Listening Thread 12/15/2011...On the Second Day of Christmas...

[Dell]

my true love gave to me...

http://slashdraw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Second-Day-of-Christmas1.jpg

Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Pre-Order Patrice's Final CD for the holidays you dickbag (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)


1 866 RON 0 FEZ

http://www.theinterrobang.com/

[danlaroe]

Howards going prime-time

The Tim Tebow Of V3 Again

[realmenhatelife]

Howards going prime-time


Stern?

[Dell]

two turtle doves...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YL5h68NAhlE/TrZ8dZ6pjsI/AAAAAAAAO4U/FRyYfsbC0n4/s1600/auto-draft-115.jpg

[disneyspy]

and a partridge in a pear tree

http://www.adrants.com/images/bonds_pear_tree.jpg

mornin buddays

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

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[realmenhatelife]

I picked the wrong part of the show to miss yesterday, it sounds like.

[A.J.]

Wow. I haven't heard that Billy drop in a long time.

[OGC]

I only just now finished listening to yesterday's show with Billy Staples. If I ever wish I could listen live again today would be the day.

[Misteriosa]

what the hell commercial are we listening to? i want compensation just for hearing it.

edit: rock of ages? what a piece of shit.

[Gutter]

Morning Buddayyyyys.

[LeedsJr]

what the hell commercial are we listening to? i want compensation just for hearing it.

edit: rock of ages? what a piece of shit.

I can't wait to see it.

[realmenhatelife]

Chicago has something to do with this.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think Rock of Ages is going to do big business.

[disneyspy]

I only just now finished listening to yesterday's show with Billy Staples. If I ever wish I could listen live again today would be the day.

check your PMs

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, I Melt With You was AV clubs 10th worse movie of the year. They really hated it.


Rhythm games aren't new, it's fucking simon. Dont act like it's some cultural thing, the Japanese have been obsessed with rhythm games for years.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think Johnny Judgement goes to many clubs. Do you really think there's a difference between going to Rock of Ages the movie and getting comped a VIP ticket for a band playing 40 year old music?

[LeedsJr]

Hey! What's with the thread tag?!?

[LeedsJr]

Hey!!

[Baby DEW Year]

Hey! What's with the thread tag?!?

You may have to read back...shitlover!

[Misteriosa]

You may have to read back...shitlover!

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/229/d/4/Golden_poop_Charm_xD_by_Kerokie.jpg

[LeedsJr]

Goddammit, man! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

[Misteriosa]

Goddammit, man! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

ugh.. but i have sooo much work today before vacation... :down: how can you throw down a challenge like that?

[Rhah]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/229/d/4/Golden_poop_Charm_xD_by_Kerokie.jpg

That reminds me. I was watching the Anthony Bourdain holiday special this year and he was talking to some Norwegians? maybe? Or maybe it was people from Spain. And they were talking about their tradition of a The Pooping Log. And they had all these little statues that were showing them poop.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/12/01-07/460px-Cagatio.jpg

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http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/MJ-Caganer.jpg

[LeedsJr]

That reminds me. I was watching the Anthony Bourdain holiday special this year and he was talking to some Norwegians? maybe? Or maybe it was people from Spain. And they were talking about their tradition of a The Pooping Log. And they had all these little statues that were showing them poop.



There's something to look for in a cooking show.

[Misteriosa]

i'll have to look at them when i get home. i've had to shut the images off. the titty pics in the last few threads were getting to the nsfw level.

[disneyspy]

wanna see my balls?

[disneyspy]

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[Gutter]

Goddammit, man! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

wake up bitch.....you're my new best friend.

[sailor]

Soft hands, City hands

[realmenhatelife]

I was just killing off the Vos and Bonnie podcast. Lilly got fired from the Whatever show too? Or is the Whatever show outright cancelled?

[Dell]

I was just killing off the Vos and Bonnie podcast. Lilly got fired from the Whatever show too? Or is the Whatever show outright cancelled?

I'm about an hour behind on listening...did this topic come up on Vos' show or R&F today?

[realmenhatelife]

I'm about an hour behind on listening...did this topic come up on Vos' show or R&F today?

On R&F. I just had 10 minutes left for Vos and Bonnie so I finished it when they went to the first break, missed the intro to Lilly.

[Dell]

On R&F. I just had 10 minutes left for Vos and Bonnie so I finished it when they went to the first break, missed the intro to Lilly.

I'll fast forward and try to answer you question...don't know why nobody else would help a brother out

[disneyspy]

i dont think they said either way what lilly is doing

[LeedsJr]

I missed her intro too, but I'm pretty sure they've said before that the whatever show got cancelled.

And I'm NOT drunk! ....yet.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll fast forward and try to answer you question...don't know why nobody else would help a brother out

I think everyone is checking out early for vacation.

[Dell]

i dont think they said either way what lilly is doing

thanks...I really didn't want to fast forward through UCB Fred (love that guy)

[Gutter]

The League is a riot and just got renewed for another season.

Parks and Rec is better than Community, but Community is still awesome.


did they say that it has officially been axed?

[disneyspy]

recalculating

ha!

[sailor]

I'll fast forward and try to answer you question...don't know why nobody else would help a brother out

They were talking about Jennifer battling for her, so I think she just got let go. Just got to this segment now; love my new xmp3i!

[disneyspy]

The League is a riot and just got renewed for another season.

Parks and Rec is better than Community, but Community is still awesome.


did they say that it has officially been axed?

ya and the wierd pakistanni guy showed up as the new BUY MORE employee on CHUCK last week

community sucked

[realmenhatelife]

What did Workaholics do to patrice?

[Gutter]

ya and the wierd pakistanni guy showed up as the new BUY MORE employee on CHUCK last week

community sucked

he was also on Parks and Rec this week in a great interview scene with Adam Scotts character.

[sailor]

Parks and Rec is better than Community, but Community is still awesome.

I love both, but you're crazy. I hate this new character you're doing.

[Gutter]

What did Workaholics do to patrice?

The guy that plays Ders interviewed Patrice in character at the red carpet for the Charlie Sheen roast. Patrice didn't know who he was, and the Ders character is a self important dick, so it didn't go well. And that wound up being his last interview ever I suppose, which just sucks.

Here it is.

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[Gutter]

I love both, but you're crazy. I hate this new character you're doing.

sorry man.....Ron Swanson rules all.

[disneyspy]

if you've fallen off the CHUCK show now is a good time to check it out again,its sucked for 2 1/2 seasons but its back big time

[Gutter]

if you've fallen off the CHUCK show now is a good time to check it out again,its sucked for 2 1/2 seasons but its back big time

so you're saying people should be getting back on the Chuckwagon?

[disneyspy]

so you're saying people should be getting back on the Chuck wagon?

i almost submitted that but went back and retyped

[Gutter]

i almost submitted that but went back and retyped

should've went with it dude.....just look at all the laughs....that....i'm....getting....never mind.

[sailor]

so you're saying people should be getting back on the Chuckwagon?

Cookie.

[Gutter]

Cookie.

yes please.

[disneyspy]

for me i turned the corner on dave when he got that branding on his ass

[Manning, Esq.]

Noise, noise, noise;
Shmokin' weed, shmokin' weed;
Doin' coke, drinkin' beer

[realmenhatelife]

I thought cuties were just clementines.

[Manning, Esq.]

From my heart and from my hand

Why don't people understand

My intentions . . . . Oooh, weed . . . .

Weed science!!

[Gutter]

From my heart and from my hand

Why don't people understand

My intentions . . . . Oooh, weed . . . .

Weed science!!

hahahaha nice.

[LeedsJr]

I thought cuties were just clementines.

Me too. And they weren't "invented", they just cross-pollinated 2 types of oranges.

AND I'M NOT CRANKY!!

[disneyspy]

2 pot stores in my town got closed down for illegal transporting weed,we're down to 8 stores and their supply will run out soon cuz no one knows how to legally move the weed from the greenhouses to the stores

[Gutter]

2 pot stores in my town got closed down for illegal transporting weed,we're down to 8 stores and their supply will run out soon cuz no one knows how to legally move the weed from the greenhouses to the stores

I bet someone could make a lot of money figuring out how to figure that out.

[Manning, Esq.]

2 pot stores in my town got closed down for illegal transporting weed,we're down to 8 stores and their supply will run out soon cuz no one knows how to legally move the weed from the greenhouses to the stores

I'l ring Sweet & Low Upholstery and see if they have a spare van to borrow.

[Misteriosa]

my feed keeps shitting the bed :glurps:

no bueno.

[disneyspy]

i fucking hate my local news sites,everyone bitching that its been too warm to snow and the ski resorts are suffering,FUCK THEM, I SKI and i'm happy that i dont have to shovel

[Dell]

2 pot stores in my town got closed down for illegal transporting weed,we're down to 8 stores and their supply will run out soon cuz no one knows how to legally move the weed from the greenhouses to the stores

just curious if people that have "done the steps" would use weed if it were legal...I know alcohol is legal and they don't drink, but it seems like weed might be different for people in the program

[disneyspy]

my feed keeps shitting the bed :glurps:

no bueno.

tinychat wont let me connect

[Gutter]

bring back Earl? I suddenly don't like Lilly as much anymore.

[Manning, Esq.]

I bet someone could make a lot of money figuring out how to figure that out.

Easy - Consular vehicles.

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[Misteriosa]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

ron just called jenny the hutt a train wreck!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[sailor]

I bet someone could make a lot of money figuring out how to figure that out.

You figure?

[disneyspy]

just curious if people that have "done the steps" would use weed if it were legal...I know alcohol is legal and they don't drink, but it seems like weed might be different for people in the program

if weed causes you problems(not just legal)then those NAs that can get cards dont

alcohol is different from drugs,you can reach a point in drinking where it takes less and less to get fucked up,its also mentally,physically,emotionally and spiritually different

if you heard them talking about wine earlier in the show thats what they meant about winos just getting fucked up on wine,its cheap and they dont need as much

[Gutter]

You figure?

I reckon.

[realmenhatelife]

I think I broke my pinky toe, it's annoying.

[realmenhatelife]

The kids in the graphic design class in my high school were all ravers and made a bunch of K shirts.

[Misteriosa]

I think I broke my pinky toe, it's annoying.

use an anatomical splint until you see the dr. take some first aid or sports tape and tape the pinky toe to its neighbor toe, but be careful not to impede circulation. rest the foot; immobilize the toe; apply a cold compress 15 ins on/ 15 mins off; elevate the foot to reduce swelling.


thanks, red cross first aid training! :wink:

[disneyspy]

use an anatomical splint until you see the dr. take some first aid or sports tape and tape the pinky toe to its neighbor toe, but be careful not to impede circulation. rest the foot; immobilize the toe; apply a cold compress 15 ins on/ 15 mins off; elevate the foot to reduce swelling.


thanks, red cross first aid training! :wink:

hey nurse misti,you still havent checked my prostate!

[LeedsJr]

I'm getting a little worried about where this is going.

[Manning, Esq.]

use an anatomical splint until you see the dr. take some first aid or sports tape and tape the pinky toe to its neighbor toe, but be careful not to impede circulation. rest the foot; immobilize the toe; apply a cold compress 15 ins on/ 15 mins off; elevate the foot to reduce swelling.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Waaay too much effort there.

One pair of Knissors (sterilized) + gauze & tape + Johnny Black = Problem Averted.

[Gutter]

I'm getting a little worried about where this is going.

yea, no shit right? this sounds pretty "intervention" like.

[Baby DEW Year]

hey nurse misti,you still havent checked my prostate!

She can probably see it without going in !

[Misteriosa]

yea, no shit right? this sounds pretty "intervention" like.

and so close to the christmas break too... :wink:

[disneyspy]

and so close to the christmas break too... :wink:

isnt every year like this?
it's like every xmas break we're left with a cliff hanger of 'is fez or the show coming back'?

[Manning, Esq.]

http://klartsalive.org/assets/images/working_thx2010/four_winds.jpg

Never Make It Out!

Never Make It Out!

[Misteriosa]

they want fezzie to take the journey...

you hear that fezzie? they want you to WALK DA EARF!!!

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/quiz-jackson.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I always thought Lillies relationship with the audience was inappropriately dismissive, even when she was basically a listener herself. Comedy is one of those weird things where the artist openly holds the audience in contempt.

[Misteriosa]

isnt every year like this?
it's like every xmas break we're left with a cliff hanger of 'is fez or the show coming back'?

yerp...

[Manning, Esq.]

it's like every xmas break we're left with a cliff hanger of 'is fez or the show coming back'?

Yeah ... Tssss tss ... It's like ... he should let go already r'sumpin. What ... tsss ... is he never gonna dry out or whatever and just hang there?! Tssss.

[realmenhatelife]

hey nurse misti,you still havent checked my prostate!

She's waiting for her miner's helmet to come in the mail.

[Gutter]

and so close to the christmas break too... :wink:

so much tension!

[Gutter]

they want fezzie to take the journey...

you hear that fezzie? they want you to WALK DA EARF!!!

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/quiz-jackson.jpg

It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it!

[LeedsJr]

isnt every year like this?
it's like every xmas break we're left with a cliff hanger of 'is fez or the show coming back'?

Does this mean they start vacation tomorrow?

[Misteriosa]

It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it!

I'm not giving you that money. I'm buying something from you. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?... Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass.

[Gutter]

I'm not giving you that money. I'm buying something from you. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?... Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass.

You read the Bible?

[disneyspy]

Does this mean they start vacation tomorrow?

its the slow build up or sumpthin

[Misteriosa]

You read the Bible?

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd...

[disneyspy]

what?

[Dell]

so much tension!

DENSION...and I missed it (computer coughed and I lost the buffer)

[Baby DEW Year]

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd...

...then you'll be needing a staff! :devil2:

[LeedsJr]

what?

Who?

[disneyspy]

Who?

the line was supposed to be "SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER!"

[Misteriosa]

the line was supposed to be "SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER!"

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

[disneyspy]

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

yeesh,you didnt have to get all mad or nothin


tsssss

[disneyspy]

the only good thing i say about this interview is at least dell has to listen to it

[Gutter]

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd...

It's your future... I see a cab ride. Move out of the sticks, gentlemen.

[ihaveabadmonkey]

What's going to happen in Tampa this time?

[Gutter]

What's going to happen in Tampa this time?

nothing that we'll be able to hear about after the christmas break.

[disneyspy]

ok,i cant send video on my phone(i'm cheap) but i moved it to a card which i can upload to my computer,what program do any of you use to send video from your computer to someones phone?

[LeedsJr]

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

'What' ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in 'What'?

[Misteriosa]

It's your future... I see a cab ride. Move out of the sticks, gentlemen.

you know what's on my mind right now? it AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen...

[Misteriosa]

not a skrillex fan, im more the deadmau5/flux pavillion/bassnectar type :o

[LeedsJr]

you know what's on my mind right now? it AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen...

You gotta make some phone calls? You gotta call some people?

[LeedsJr]

not a skrillex fan, im more the deadmau5/flux pavillion/bassnectar type :o

:blink:
:huh:

[Misteriosa]

You gotta make some phone calls? You gotta call some people?

Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it

[IamFogHat]

I missed the Bonnie painting, can someone repost it?

[LeedsJr]

Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it

A "please" would be nice.

[Misteriosa]

:blink:
:huh:

there was a commercial for Skrillex taking over one of the radio stations for a day.

here is one skrillex song i do like, however:

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[Misteriosa]

A "please" would be nice.

so, pretty please... with sugar on top. clean the fucking car.

[Gutter]

you know what's on my mind right now? it AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen...

don't make me write the line with the racist word in it.....

[Dell]

the only good thing i say about this interview is at least dell has to listen to it

HAHAHA...it just helped me concentrate on the task assignment I'm writing

[Gutter]

there was a commercial for Skrillex taking over one of the radio stations for a day.

here is one skrillex song i do like, however:



They used that video for one of the new Bevis and Butthead episodes.

[disneyspy]

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[Gutter]

Meh.....she'll be fine.

[LeedsJr]

She was resisting. He did what he was trained to do.

[Gutter]

Hey Fez!!!.....no seriously....Fez.

http://io9.com/5867762/a-pill-that-stops-stress-in-your-brain-before-you-feel-it

[disneyspy]

don't make me write the line with the racist word in it.....

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[Misteriosa]

They used that video for one of the new Bevis and Butthead episodes.

that demon rising up out of the smoke and attacking the creeper really made my hair stand up. i wish those demon-wielding child-abuser hunters really did exist.

[spoon]

Why do I miss all the fun?

:glurps:

[Gutter]

that demon rising up out of the smoke and attacking the creeper really made my hair stand up. i wish those demon-wielding child-abuser hunters really did exist.

for realz.....I'm not into that kind of music at all, but I like that one....the video makes it even better.

[LeedsJr]

My older son is 14. There are times he is very lucky I don't own a taser.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good one


C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

see you all tomorrow! :bye:

[IamFogHat]

My favorite man on earth and Elvis
http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/merrychristmasstanley.jpg