Kim Jong Il...no wait...DEAD!

[HBox]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-7/kim-jong-il-team-america.jpg

Just saw it on MSNBC.

[cougarjake13]

Good fuck him

[Rockvillejoe]

Yes. That beloved villain in trey parker's puppet movie team America has bit the dust.

[disneyspy]

was he ill?

[HBox]

was he ill?

I think he was just ronery.

[spoon]

was he ill?

funk'd!

:lol:

[cougarjake13]

The other thread did it!!!!!!

[spoon]

this should be a good thing, but who knows how mad his son or the next leader will be

i heard the kid was quite "westernized", but I'm sure a lot of that is fueled by Chinese money

[spoon]

same time though, who really won?

[disneyspy]

same time though, who really won?

according to ispy hbox by seconds

[cougarjake13]

Yeh I was gonna say have to check the seconds

[Kevin]

The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

What in the hell does this even mean?

They really are like the old SNL weekend updates from the 80s

[Crash]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693

The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

Yeah, that had to be a tough job, with enslaving and starving your people and all. That's got to be a seven day a week gig. 60, 70-hours per easy.

[StanUpshaw]

Syd must be crushed :(

[spoon]

The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

What in the hell does this even mean?

They really are like the old SNL weekend updates from the 80s

must have been that amazing golf round he had a few years back

had to drain him hitting 5 hole in ones going 38 under par on that 7700 yard monster course

amazing power for a guy barely over 5 feet!

Kim Jong Illin! (http://www.oobgolf.com/content/fore+play/1-211-Kim_Jongil_Best_Golfer_in_the_World.html)

[spoon]

merge these you lazy taco fuckers!!

[Kevin]

merge these you lazy taco fuckers!!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRINT_r4Pi6EpeEfp3rlBbqmWZZ2gVjy JF7Sv0Sw4SCyCRrPjLgfQbHHYkB

[spoon]

u join a cult?

[Kevin]

u join a cult?

.Have you ordered your necklflix yet??

[Judge Smails]

Has anyone checked on Snacks' mother to see if she's OK?










(That old gag)

[Dude!]

Has anyone checked on Snacks' mother to see if she's OK?


snacks told her
Erica Jong died

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Who saw that one coming?

[cougarjake13]

Has anyone checked on Snacks' mother to see if she's OK?




Nic































(That old gag)

Nice!

[keithy_19]

This is a good thing but I just don't really care.

[PapaBear]

There's not much doubt that his son will be just as brutal, but hopefully he won't be as insane and delusional.

[cougarjake13]

As long as he doesn't start shit that causes the u.s. to get involved who the fuck cares

[keithy_19]

As long as he doesn't start shit that causes the u.s. to get involved who the fuck cares

This. I've always felt North Korea wanted to pretty much stay by themselves and do their own thing (which unfortunaely involved a whole lot of evil).

[PapaBear]

This. I've always felt North Korea wanted to pretty much stay by themselves and do their own thing (which unfortunaely involved a whole lot of evil).
Until they need food. Then they threaten to make nukes unless we give them some.

[cougarjake13]

I'd rather do that then go to war with em

[PapaBear]

I'd rather do that then go to war with em
The problem is, it worked the first couple of times. After that, anytime he wanted something, he'd start it all over again.

[cougarjake13]

Yeh there's gotta be some happy medium

[keithy_19]

Until they need food. Then they threaten to make nukes unless we give them some.

Yeah. We should probably stop giving aid to a lot of places. And if they want to make a nuke, well, what can you do. I'm pretty sure China is with us when it comes to not wanting them to have one.

[PapaBear]

And if they want to make a nuke, well, what can you do..
If they had effective nukes, they'd be the most mentally unstable nuclear country in the world. And aside from being a risk to South Korea, they would be able to hold Japan hostage.

[Recyclerz]

He's not dead. He's pining for the fjords.

[StanUpshaw]

If they had effective nukes, they'd be the most mentally unstable nuclear country in the world. And aside from being a risk to South Korea, they would be able to hold Japan hostage.

You should be in the next Republican debate.

[Recyclerz]

If they had effective nukes, they'd be the most mentally unstable nuclear country in the world. And aside from being a risk to South Korea, they would be able to hold Japan hostage.

Read the cover story in the Dec. Atlantic Monthly and you'll see that Pakistan has already entered the city limits of Krazytown.

Read it & worry. (http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2011/12/the-ally-from-hell/8730/) :glurps:

[PapaBear]

But we like them, right? I have trouble keeping score.:huh:

[Judge Smails]

He's not dead. He's pining for the fjords.


PINING FOR THE FJORDS!!!! What kind of talk is that?

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

He's ceased to be...

[tele7]

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_bianchi/files/2011/07/tigerwoods31.jpg

[hanso]

Just saw something about guys like him that have nukes stay around. Where as guys like Gaddafi not so much.

[spoon]

Just saw something about guys like him that have nukes stay around. Where as guys like Gaddafi not so much.

funny how that works and why everyone wants one

[A.J.]

I brame Arec Bardwin.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Saw on the news today that there were hundreds of women crying over the death of KJI

Kind of pathetic but at the same time these women really dont know any better. They were conditioned all their life to think of him as a living god. Theres no access to the outside world no twitter internet etc.


Maybe some of these womens children were taken away and forced into those work camps.


Wanna talk about the north and south being total opposites?


http://farm1.staticflickr.com/109/268252818_73fffcecec.jpg

[Rockvillejoe]

I broke this story last night. Fuck all of you who responded AFTER I POSTED THIS DEAD REPORT. I was first. I am the king I'd dead reports regarding this piece of shit who has drugged his country down into 17th century. Fuck you!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

They loved their dictator


http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.993772.1324301331!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/index_635/image.jpg

[Furtherman]

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I'm pretty sure what we don't see is the men with guns and CRY OR DIE signs.

[A.J.]

I reacted the same way when Reagan died.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

They sure do mourn in a unique way


http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/19/report-north-koreas-kim-jong-il-is-dead/?hpt=hp_t1

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I was in South Korea for cold weather training back in '94. We were really close to the 38th parallel in which we could see the North. Kind of an eerie feeling knowing that not too far away was a country which was a complete 180 from South Korea.

[disneyspy]

I reacted the same way when Reagan died.

so did spoon and matty when i stepped down

[WRESTLINGFAN]

The North Koreans dont know any better. Reminds me of that movie the Village…no communication with the outside world and raised to believe that the whole world is full of monsters and he is their savior…

[asayresk]

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I'm pretty sure what we don't see is the men with guns and CRY OR DIE signs.

Damn you would of thought John Lennon died the way they reacted.:lol::lol::lol:

[asayresk]

As nuch as we bitch about the direction the country maybe going in, At least we dont live in north Korea.

[brettmojo]

Kim Jong Il? Kim Jong Il long time?

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I was like that when the D'Backs beat the yankees in ' 01

[StanUpshaw]

I haven't seen so many heartbroken Koreans since the last time Starcraft server crashed.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

The original Li'l Kim


http://bilderblogg.se/a/1kim.jpg

[Judge Smails]

Truly a sad day for the world of golf.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Notice all those people crying are all nice and healthy looking and not like many North Koreans starving because of a lot of food going to the military

[IamFogHat]

http://thechive.com/2011/12/19/good-night-sweet-prince-23-photos/

[asayresk]

Notice all those people crying are all nice and healthy looking and not like many North Koreans starving because of a lot of food going to the military

The harder you hit the concrete the more food you get.

[fezident]

All jumpsuit zippers should be worn at half-mast today.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_bianchi/files/2011/07/tigerwoods31.jpg

Read where one time Kim Jong Il loved swedes too

[hanso]

Saw on the news today that there were hundreds of women crying over the death of KJI

Kind of pathetic but at the same time these women really dont know any better. They were conditioned all their life to think of him as a living god. Theres no access to the outside world no twitter internet etc.


Maybe some of these womens children were taken away and forced into those work camps.


Wanna talk about the north and south being total opposites?


http://farm1.staticflickr.com/109/268252818_73fffcecec.jpg

You should turn the lights off when you leave a room.

[hanso]

http://i.imgur.com/29TSc.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gsBcr.png

http://i.imgur.com/Ks04y.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5G6op.jpg

[spoon]

http://i.imgur.com/5G6op.jpg

Fuckers stole my joke!

suck my bag espn!:furious:

[WRESTLINGFAN]

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[CountryBob]

I bet that off screen there are guns being held on these "over the top" mourners.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

All these tincup dictators and Arab Sheiks hate the west but they seem to love our music, sports and women.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Maybe they were upset that the supermarket no longet takes their rewards card.

Here it's George Washington slept here

In Pyongyang Kim Jong Il Shopped Here

[KnoxHarrington]

I bet that off screen there are guns being held on these "over the top" mourners.

I kind of doubt that. North Koreans were raised from birth to view Kim Jong il as a father figure, even a god figure, the most important person in their lives. So I think quite a bit of that is geniune, but I do think that, at the same time, a lot of these people are probably the elites of society who have been doing much better than the general public. I doubt you're seeing this kind of weeping and wailing for Dear Leader out where people are starving to death.

[hanso]

I bet that off screen there are guns being held on these "over the top" mourners.

Maybe it's a contest.

[Judge Smails]

http://i.imgur.com/vZER8.jpg

[hanso]

HFH! dude looks twice as tall as the others.

[cougarjake13]

Yao mings cousin perhaps?

[tele7]

http://i.imgur.com/vZER8.jpg


http://www.ripleys.com/files/2010/01/bender-bricks.jpg

[Judge Smails]

I know they're asians, but unless those guys standing next to him are midget asians, that guy's got to be close to 9 feet tall.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm11122020111223022133.jpg

[cougarjake13]

Ha. Nice!!!

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I wonder if the green jacket for the masters tourney will be replaced by the Kim Jong Il trophy

[WRESTLINGFAN]

http://rightbias.com/Images/Cartoons/ve20.gif

[Crispy123]

http://rightbias.com/Images/Cartoons/ve20.gif

Like

[cougarjake13]

Awesome!!

[PapaBear]

He came in Dukes of Hazzard, gittin it.

[A.J.]

...like Dale Jr.....

[SonOfSmeagol]

in a Lincoln yet!

[Furtherman]

Bears and birds weeping for Kim Jong Il. (http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/09/us-korea-north-birds-idUSTRE8080E720120109)

It must be like living in a Disney cartoon!

[TripleSkeet]

I bet that off screen there are guns being held on these "over the top" mourners.

There ya go...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/13/north-korea-punish-mourners-insincere-kim-jong-il_n_1204377.html?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl7%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D127414

It would almost be comical if it wasnt so sad.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Maybe the guns werent pointed at them directly

[underdog]

chinese twitter rumor states kim jung un might have been assassinated this morning.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Kim Jong D'Oh!!!!

[disneyspy]

more like kim jong un dead





arrrr arrrrr i'm a zombie

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Congrats to the happy couple. I wonder if the rice thrown at the wedding was seized from the citizens by the military

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/26/kim-jong-un-wife_n_1705130.html

[Judge Smails]

Congrats to the happy couple. I wonder if the rice thrown at the wedding was seized from the citizens by the military

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/26/kim-jong-un-wife_n_1705130.html

Good thing his father didn't live long enough to see his son marry a Ju. It probably would have killed him.

[deliciousV]

Good thing his father didn't live long enough to see his son marry a Ju. It probably would have killed him.

:lol:

[WRESTLINGFAN]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/406286_10150945417070773_276409058_n.jpg

[hanso]

Good thing his father didn't live long enough to see his son marry a Ju. It probably would have killed him.

It's OK shes Un-Ju

Is that like the un-cola?