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Melrapuo
12-19-2011, 11:07 AM
Hey everyone,

This is going to be a very long post, so be warned.

I posted on here a few years ago about my first break up. This one is about my latest relationship, which ended thursday night. I'm about to turn 25, she is 22.

My newest ex-gf and I had a great run. There were many, many moments in our relationship that were fun and I don't regret a thing. This relationship ended because of personal issues on both our parts.

We have always had intimacy issues, which are a big part of any relationship. When we started dating, i had problems getting it up because of the psychological damage I got from my first break up. She, however, took it as though I wasn't attracted to her (which wasn't true at all. I was just nervous. I told her this, but she didn't want to believe me most of the time in the beginning). My ex-gf had been the first girl I had tried to sleep with since, and it was just a combination of self-doubt and self-pressure on myself to not fail that, ironically, made me fail time and time again. Eventually she got fed up with me on that part, we broke up on and off a couple times, but eventually got back together.

However, once I gained confidence back in myself, having sex with her was sometimes rough, if not impossible. To put things as delicately as possible, it was as though she wasn't letting me in. And when she did, it usually only lasted for a minute or so because it ended up hurting her.

This went on for years. Sometimes my problem would come back, for whatever reason (too drunk, not in the mood), and sometimes she would not let me in (too painful). This continued throughout our entire relationship. There were many times where we thought about breaking up because of it, but even at the worst points we always told ourselves we'd fix it. That we'd try to have sex more often. That we'd try to do more things to be romantic, maybe more foreplay. However, after each try, we ended up just getting scared of doing anything else for fear of disappointment.

Now, for the first couple years I figured that this was all mostly my fault. I was the one who couldn't get it up during the beginning of the relationship, which must have caused anything since then to be impossible. And I would beat myself up over it. Then, one day, after a recent failed attempt, she broke up with me again. And I had finally flipped out, because I didn't want her to make it like it was all my fault. I didn't want her to make it seem as though everything that was failing was all a direct result of me. And then she admitted to me the core of her issues - she had been molested by her (now deceased) father as a little girl, as well as possibly by a pediatrician around the same time. She has only told a couple of her past bf's and some friends. No one in her family knows, and she won't tell them because she's embarrassed to tell anyone. She says it eats away at her, but when I told her that she really needed to talk to someone about it, she tells me she never will because of the embarrassment (and she thinks it will cause her mother to have a stroke).

This floored me, because it explained so many things as to way she would have problems with sex. It also made me very sad, but angry as well. I was upset because for two years I had tortured myself thinking I had problems physically, when in reality it was both of our issues stemming from different reasons.

Anyway, we decided (after breaking up for literally 4 hours) that we would stick it out, again. We both truly cared about each other, and were in love with each other. We talked it out, didn't fight or yell at each other when it happened again and again. Eventually we would just work together to try and make things right.

However, despite these efforts, we were still scared to have sex sometimes because whenever it didn't work it felt like rejection. The only way we thought we could deal with it, though, was to ignore the issue (Which wasn't good.) Very slowly, we began to distance ourselves. We weren't as affectionate as usual. We didn't go out very often. We stayed at her house, a lot, watching tv (Sometimes going to the mall or food shopping. nothing exciting). And I guess, in a way, it began to eat at both of us. In addition, because of feeling as though she was going to leave me for someone else (like in my past relationship), I would get paranoid or angry when she would hang out with her friends and not me. This didn't happen very often, but it upset the **** out of me because it was an insecurity that I was never able to get over it.

For the last couple months, we were almost never intimate. I can't even remember when we last had sex. If I were to guess, I'd say mid October. I sensed that something was up, because she was wanting to hang out with her friends more and more, and my paranoia was worse and worse. I never prevented her from going out, but I was still upset. And this would make her feel guilty, and I would tell her that I didn't mean to do that to her.

I think this is what finally did us in. Thursday night of this week, we were hanging out in her house with her sister, just watching tv. I was very uncomfortable because I could sense that we were near the end, if not at least a fight. So we went to bed, and I laid down next to her, and I asked her if she thought I was being weird lately. She said that I had been distant and very quiet. I apologized to her, saying I didn't mean to be that way. I don't quite remember how it transitioned from there, but eventually it led to her talking about our sex life, and how I make her feel guilty about her going out with her friends while I made the choice of just sitting at home.

Then it got a little worse. She talked about how we're both just opposite people who like to do different things. She said she had tried to adapt and be more like I was, (as I did for her), but she told me she wanted to be able to go out and do things with other people. She said that it wasn't fair that I made her feel guilty (which I apologized to her about. It really never was my intention to do that to her, but I still did it anyway because I was being selfish). She brought up the fact that all we did was just stare at each other whenever I came over to her mom's house (Where she lived), and that there was no passion between us. And the sex issue came up as well. She said whenever we talk about it, we end up hugging each other and crying and then saying we're going to fix it, but it never gets fixed. She said it was just not going to work itself out, no matter what we did. She told that it wasn't fair that I made her feel guilty about all of this (i did mention that I had been looking at engagement rings. I knew this was dumb when I said it, but I was grasping at straws at this point.)

I was sad and upset (Crying a little. not much.) She seemed pretty stone-faced about it. I think it was her way of just avoiding it, because sometimes her voice did crack a bit when talking to me, but at this point I believe she felt that if she cried with me it would just repeat a pattern we've done over again, and it wasn't going to solve anything. I, of course, wanted to fix things with her still, but at the same time I was agreeing with her that we haven't really tried or done enough to truly fix things. I also felt that it was over, but I just didn't want to admit it.

I asked her if she still loved me, and she said "I don't know." She said she still loved me and cared for me as a person, but wasn't sure if she was still in love with me. I told her that she couldn't just not know, that either she was or she wasn't.

I laid down in the bed next to her, and wanted to cry and hug her, but I didn't. She was saying how she's frustrated and exhausted and she doesn't see things working out. We sat there for a little longer quietly (note, her mom and sis were talking outside her door, but didn't hear anything. I wanted to leave the moment they decided to go to bed.)

Then, after a few minutes of silence, she said "Ok...I'm not in love with you. I'm sure I'm not in love with you, I think." This, of course, broke my heart. I agreed with her on everything we talked about, even if I didn't want to believe it. I asked her how she could've told me she loved me on sunday, and now on thursday she doesn't (although actions are more reliable than words, I guess.) She apologized to me, said she thinks things weren't working out. I cried a bit (she didn't), I grabbed my things and hugged her. She hadn't really moved from a specific position in her bed since the real stuff started coming out, so I leaned across it and hugged her. She said "I'm sorry," and I told her the same. Then I stood there and said "Is there anything I can do or say that would change your mind?" After a second or so, she said "no." I opened the door, left and drove home, and cried to my family.

I got home around midnight. I tried to sleep, but couldn't I decided to call her at 4am (twice in a row, she didn't pick up. I still regret doing that, because I knew better.)

Later that day I called her at 11am, cuz I knew she was getting out of work. She didn't answer, but I texted her and asked her to please call me. I just wanted to give it one last hurrah before I decided to leave it alone for good.

She called, and we talked for about 20 minutes. I tried to see if there was anything I could do to make it work again. This time she wasn't so stone-faced. If anything, she was yelling this time. She said that it would never work, again, because all we do is go in circles of getting fighting, breaking up, getting back together with promises of fixing things. She didn't want to do it anymore. She felt she should've never told me what happened to her in her past (I told her it would've been unfair to me if she never did.) She was frustrated with the paranoia and guilt that I made her feel. Most of the conversation was about the issue of sex, though. I told her the only way things would have ever worked out between us is she had gone to therapy, or we had gone to couples counseling. She, in turn, told me that I promised her to go get therapy myself for my paranoia and depression, but I didn't do that either (in a way, thats kind of like turning it back on me, but I agreed.) She then said she's 22, she should be able to go out and have fun with her friends, and not be in a relationship with someone that feels more like an old couple's marriage. She also made it seem as though she wanted to be single, or at least just not with me. She did say that she does know she has her own issues in terms of her past, and that it was eating away at her inside, but she still won't tell anyone. She said I have no idea what its like to carry that kind of emotion around, and that it would never get fixed with her and I dating. She said the same about my paranoia, too.

I asked her again if she really wasn't in love with me anymore, and she said "I wouldn't lie to you about that." I then told her I wished her the best, said I was sorry for anything I did to make her feel bad, told her I still loved her but understood, and then said goodbye. I haven't spoken to her since yesterday, and I don't see talking to her happening any time in the future.

Since then I've deleted her off facebook, taken down all our pictures, and blocked her. She deleted me off her BBM contacts, and I believe at this point she may have deleted her own facebook all together.

I've been a mess these past couple days, for obvious reasons. I always have that little amount of hope in the back of my head that things could work out in the end, but at the same time I have at least 90% acceptance that this is completely over and done with. I do still care about her deeply, and I know I do love her, but I know there's nothing I can say or do that will make anything change. At this point its just going to be NC so I can get my life back together. Part of me wants to think she is suffering too, but I can't assume anything.

I think I've typed enough. I have the fear that most people have, where I think I'll never meet anyone else, that I've been rejected because of who I am, that I ****ed things up. Everyone is telling me that I did nothing wrong, and I've accepted that my paranoia was uncalled for (she told me she never cheated on me, and that she never understood why I was afraid. She's been cheated on many times by ex bf's, and she told me it hurts like hell but you have to get over it. And she's right.)

So any thoughts from anyone out there? Again, sorry for the giant wall of text, but I need some advice on what to do from here. I'm going to leave her alone, because space is what she wants and thats what I'm going to give her. I'm not entirely sure if I'd even ever consider dating her again, especially if her issues and my issues have not been resolved. At this point, though, I think its pretty much done. I'm just sad because we have both just cut each other off and will probably never see each other again (that will probably be impossible though, because we all share similar friends and we'll undoubtedly see each other again.) Its a shock when you think we were talking to each other and seemingly fine just a week ago. I just miss her, because she did become my best friend, too, and to have to act as though she doesn't exist is really tough.

Thanks

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 11:40 AM
Fuck that bitch
How old are you?
Get a bitch with a normal pussy and a little less daddy issues. Why the fuck do you want to beg this emotional powder keg to work it out . Yeccchhhh

Fuck that
What are you whining about. She just saved you Xmas cash. Get drunk nigga and fuck her best friend. Then call her and tell her your goldilocks Dick thinks her friends pussy was just right

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 11:42 AM
If I were in the same room with you I'd smack you in the mouth.

Snoogans
12-19-2011, 11:48 AM
if you want help, you might have to post the cliffs notes version of the story. i dont know too many people who are about to read all that

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 11:49 AM
if you want help, you might have to post the cliffs notes version of the story. i dont know too many people who are about to read all that

Dude read it

It's glorious
It start with his impotence and ends with her ripping his heart out.

Snoogans
12-19-2011, 11:51 AM
Dude read it

It's glorious
It start with his impotence and ends with her ripping his heart out.

wow. if this thread isnt deleted, maybe ill read it after work

Furtherman
12-19-2011, 11:57 AM
One of the good things about the THAT'S LIFE fourm is we like to keep serious discussions as such, so please don't berate the kid. Let's keep it civil.

If you have any advice due to a breakup experience, now would be a good time to give some.

Crispy123
12-19-2011, 12:03 PM
One of the good things about the THAT'S LIFE fourm is we like to keep serious discussions as such, so please don't berate the kid. Let's keep it civil.

If you have any advice due to a breakup experience, now would be a good time to give some.

To be fair Dan did give the best advice for the situation: Save the money you would have shelled out for Xmas, get drunk and bang one of her friends (or at least someone she knows).

Plus, the Goldilocks dick line made me LOL so hopefully Mel can get a chuckle out of that too.

That being said, whether you DO want her back or not, ignoring her and at least making it look like you are fine and having a fabulous life without her is the only thing to do.

Melrapuo
12-19-2011, 12:07 PM
Its ok. A. I'm not deleting the thread. I didn't mention any names, its kinda hard for her to find me unless she stalks. B. I'm a brutally honest person. I'm not afraid to say any of the horrible shit that's happened to me, especially when I'm looking for advice. Otherwise, I won't be giving the full story and I probably won't receive the best advice.

O, and C. I laughed at the goldilocks line too, lol

Gutter
12-19-2011, 12:24 PM
I don't even think you really need any advice.....you've pretty much worked it all out for yourself in your own post whether you realize that or not. It's all right there.

She should really talk to a professional about her issues though because there is no way she's going to have a normal relationship with anyone, let alone you, while she's got all that confusion pent up from her childhood tragedies. You've probably got some confidence issues to work out, but I don't really think that means you need to seek professional help.

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 12:26 PM
I don't even think you really need any advice.....you've pretty much worked it all out for yourself in your own post whether you realize that or not. It's all right there.

She should really talk to a professional about her issues though because there is no way she's going to have a normal relationship with anyone, let alone you, while she's got all that confusion pent up from her childhood tragedies. You've probably got some confidence issues to work out, but I don't really think that means you need to seek professional help.

Soooooooooo. This chick is single now? She sounds perfect for my tiny penis

Gutter
12-19-2011, 12:32 PM
Soooooooooo. This chick is single now? She sounds perfect for my tiny penis

I'm not sure why you quoted me if you were just going to make that joke.

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 12:33 PM
You should at least change the title of the thread to " gf and I broke up and now I got an influx of spending cash"

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 12:34 PM
Neither do I g.
Wait . What joke?

Gutter
12-19-2011, 12:38 PM
Neither do I g.
Wait . What joke?

I'm not even sure myself.

ozzie
12-19-2011, 12:38 PM
She's 22. She wants to hang out with her friends, probably date around a bit.

All the rest sounds like excuses to ease her own conscience, or to keep from just telling you the root cause of her "change of heart".

I know it's easier said than done, but don't take it personally, and don't let the bitch make you feel like you did anything wrong.

She saved you the cost of the engagement ring, a wedding, and an inevitable divorce (based on the path you two were on).

She really did you a favor by ending it now.

RoseBlood
12-19-2011, 12:38 PM
You say you'll have no contact with her then the next sentence you say you have a little amount of hope that things could've worked out. This is just your broken heart talkin. Even if you could magically fix yourself and herself, why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you.

This relationship was doomed before it even began and it was only getting worse.. She realized that and now you need to realize it and I think you do.

So again, do whatever you have to do to put a bandaid on this wound, drink, cry have lots of sex whatever.. but eventually you will have to dust yourself off and take a look inside if you are to have any hope of having a normal, healthy relationship. One that includes love, sex and trust.

And as others have stated, the level of help she needs surpasses anything you could've doen to help her, but she's in the past now so just focus on you.

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 12:44 PM
Heres the plan homeboy. Get a sixer. And eighth of some super bud. Crack a brew. Roll a fatty. POP in big Sean with nikki minaj dance ass remix and listen to that shit like 10 to 20 times. You got a system in your car do it there so the bass is pounding. Now once your eyes get that warm fuzzy feeling pull up Facebook and start hunting bitches. Just own that shit man. You could pull any bitch. Just work on your game.

zentraed
12-19-2011, 12:58 PM
I don't even think you really need any advice.....you've pretty much worked it all out for yourself in your own post whether you realize that or not. It's all right there.

She should really talk to a professional about her issues though because there is no way she's going to have a normal relationship with anyone, let alone you, while she's got all that confusion pent up from her childhood tragedies. You've probably got some confidence issues to work out, but I don't really think that means you need to seek professional help.

Seriously, the girl is damaged goods. And you need to find a way to boost your own confidence, both about yourself and your sexuality. It sounds like neither one of you could possibly have a healthy relationship with someone. You're a damn good writer though.

CountryBob
12-19-2011, 01:00 PM
Looking back, I have had many girlfriends between 25 and now. It isnt the end of the world. Chalk this up in a Melrapuo win kinda way. You are entitled to grieve and feel terrible for losing this relationship but what if the next one is so much better if not "the one"?

When you are ready, embrace the free no strings attached new life you have now and go out there and get another - but better chick.

They are waiting......

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 01:02 PM
Looking back, I have had many girlfriends between 25 and now. It isnt the end of the world. Chalk this up in a Melrapuo win kinda way. You are entitled to grieve and feel terrible for losing this relationship but what if the next one is so much better if not "the one"?

When you are ready, embrace the free no strings attached new life you have now and go out there and get another - but better chick.

They are waiting......

With a vagina that can handle that giant shy cock

Melrapuo
12-19-2011, 01:16 PM
Gah, I hate all of you, because you're telling me the truth and part of me wants to believe she'll come back anyway. Dammit. I was stupid for dating her in the first place.

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 01:25 PM
Gah, I hate all of you, because you're telling me the truth and part of me wants to believe she'll come back anyway. Dammit. I was stupid for dating her in the first place.

Why in the world want her back? If the sex was terrible why be there of all places. Please dont tell me you enjoyed her personality or she was a great conversationalist. Ugh nigga please. For being 25 your priorities are fucked. You get one life big man. You want to waste it chasing broken broads with your emotional bandages. Get off the bench and get in the game man

Melrapuo
12-19-2011, 01:34 PM
Um...eh I dunno. At this point I figured it was all I could get.

I just realized she probably dumped me because she wanted to have sex with other guys, but because she told me of a problem and I didn't push it so much it annoyed her. That's kinda fucked up...its almost like she unconsciously wanted to get raped, even though it fucks with her head. That's healthy...

Dude!
12-19-2011, 01:44 PM
try getting naked
with one of your buddies
and see if you can keep it up

maybe your playing shortstop
for the wrong team

danlaroe
12-19-2011, 01:47 PM
You settled man? Fucking Christ

A fresh start is the perfect way to better yourself. Learn whatever lessons you can from this and use them to make positive changes. You got to always think positive and act positive. Shit don't get handed out. You got to go out and get yours. No bullshit.

ozzie
12-19-2011, 01:49 PM
Gah, I hate all of you, because you're telling me the truth and part of me wants to believe she'll come back anyway. Dammit. I was stupid for dating her in the first place.

Fuck that. You shouldn't have any regrets. This was obviously a chick you wanted, and you got her.

Success!

Tells me that you've got enough "game" to set your sight on another, and bag that one too.

You didn't say specifically how long you'd been together, other than "for years", so I'm guessing that she was still in her late teens (19? 20, maybe?) when this started.

It's really common for some girls (and some guys I've known) to think that they want to start a long term relationship that age, only to end up regretting that they didn't date / party more during those years. I see a lot of divorced girls that age, or older than that back out at the clubs trying to re-live their lost youth.

I can't say it strongly enough, other than, it's so much better than it happened now before you bought an engagement ring, or ended up having shared property or kids involved.

DON'T take this shit personally. It doesn't sound at all like she's leaving you for anyone else in particular. It just sounds like she envy's the freedom that her other friends have, and there's nothing you did wrong, or could do or say now to change her mind.

Fuck her. Let her go, and for fuck's sake, don't wait for this to pass, or for her to change her mind.

Leave with the confidence knowing that you did everything right, and it's her fucking loss, and the next chick's gain.

Melrapuo
12-19-2011, 01:54 PM
Fuck that. You shouldn't have any regrets. This was obviously a chick you wanted, and you got her.

Success!

Tells me that you've got enough "game" to set your sight on another, and bag that one too.

You didn't say specifically how long you'd been together, other than "for years", so I'm guessing that she was still in her late teens (19? 20, maybe?) when this started.

It's really common for some girls (and some guys I've known) to think that they want to start a long term relationship that age, only to end up regretting that they didn't date / party more during those years. I see a lot of divorced girls that age, or older than that back out at the clubs trying to re-live their lost youth.

I can't say it strongly enough, other than, it's so much better than it happened now before you bought an engagement ring, or ended up having shared property or kids involved.

DON'T take this shit personally. It doesn't sound at all like she's leaving you for anyone else in particular. It just sounds like she envy's the freedom that her other friends have, and there's nothing you did wrong, or could do or say now to change her mind.

Fuck her. Let her go, and for fuck's sake, don't wait for this to pass, or for her to change her mind.

Leave with the confidence knowing that you did everything right, and it's her fucking loss, and the next chick's gain.

Thanks, ozzie. We dated for 3 years (anniversary is on Jan. 5th). And yes, she even mentioned how she's now 22 and never got a chance to go out and drink and hang out with her friends. I didn't fucking prevent that, but I guess she felt like I did, so whatever.

I've already gone to parties. Granted, I work during the week, so during that time I've been going to the gym and trying to gain weight back. Plus my friend is having a beer pong tourney soon at his house, and he always brings girls, so hopefully I can get going there.

Y'all make me laugh. Thanks for all the responses so far :)

spoon
12-19-2011, 02:16 PM
Gah, I hate all of you, because you're telling me the truth and part of me wants to believe she'll come back anyway. Dammit. I was stupid for dating her in the first place.

You're a yankee fan, and hence should be used to bad choices.

Seriously though, move on.

zildjian361
12-19-2011, 03:54 PM
If ya havin girl problems I feel bad for ya son I got 99 Problems and a Bitch aint one. Spoon is right Im a Yankee Fan :smoke::drunk:

cougarjake13
12-19-2011, 04:40 PM
sounds like you were just comfortable with having her there and whatever you were gaining from the relationship but it didnt seem healthy from what you posted


it may take a while but you'll find the chick that does love all your imperfections

keithy_19
12-19-2011, 07:11 PM
I've never been in your situation but I feel for you.

:innocent:

You'll be fine. Enjoy whatever else is out there. You can. You're golden.

TripleSkeet
12-19-2011, 10:59 PM
I think the age difference caused you to think your relationship was more serious then it was. I tell younger people I know all the time not to bother getting a serious GF at 18, 19, 20 etc. because once you get that freedom and start enjoying the adult life, I dont care how serious you are at the time, one of you is most likely gonna move on. Most people nowadays dont marry the person they went out with as a teen. So fuck them and move on.

Also, heres a tip for future relationships, if the sex sucks you DO NOT MARRY THE GIRL. Move on or prepare for a horrendous married life. I suggest smothering yourself in strange pussy to feel better.


Anyone else think its weird how she locked up at sex though because of her past? Not that I have a ton of experience, but I have fucked a few women that I found out later had been molested as kids. They were some of the craziest, dirtiest, adventurous lays of my life.

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 11:21 AM
Anyone else think its weird how she locked up at sex though because of her past? Not that I have a ton of experience, but I have fucked a few women that I found out later had been molested as kids. They were some of the craziest, dirtiest, adventurous lays of my life.

I've known people that locked up because of their past. I guess it was all trust issues. What's interesting is that one moment they locked up and the next they were as you put them.

Melrapuo
12-20-2011, 11:33 AM
I've known people that locked up because of their past. I guess it was all trust issues. What's interesting is that one moment they locked up and the next they were as you put them.

Yea when she was drunk she was fine (I tried getting her drunk a lot, lol) Pretty over-the-top in terms of sex, actually. But sober? Nah...different story. Sobriety made her feel the pain of the sex, which in turn made me feel horrible for even attempting. Hence, the lack of sex.

Gutter
12-20-2011, 11:34 AM
Anyone else think its weird how she locked up at sex though because of her past? Not that I have a ton of experience, but I have fucked a few women that I found out later had been molested as kids. They were some of the craziest, dirtiest, adventurous lays of my life.


yea.....I've managed to find myself with a few chicks that have been either raped before or molested......holy fuck balls, you could pretty much do anything.

jimmyolsenblues
12-20-2011, 11:37 AM
I am 42 and I just found out my x-fiancee' cheated on me on 9/8, and now she is crying for me back when I am already with someone new now.
When I found out she cheated on me , I could sleep, panic attacks, I thought I could not live without her, I was crushed devistated, I was a nuclear victim.

Now I sleep like a baby and I have perspective.
To the originial poster, I read you are 25, you got decades of heartache left in your life.
You are very young, enjoy your youth.

deliciousV
12-20-2011, 11:42 AM
I lost interest after the pussy got too tight, or the dick got too big......any chance of getting this in audio book, I have a long drive friday/

Melrapuo
12-20-2011, 11:51 AM
I'll try and get this on audible.com if I can get the right narrator.

deliciousV
12-20-2011, 11:53 AM
I'll try and get this on audible.com if I can get the right narrator.

get that Zach guy from Scrubs, he seems perfect for this project. In a romcom kinda way

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 12:43 PM
Yea when she was drunk she was fine (I tried getting her drunk a lot, lol) Pretty over-the-top in terms of sex, actually. But sober? Nah...different story. Sobriety made her feel the pain of the sex, which in turn made me feel horrible for even attempting. Hence, the lack of sex.

Did we date the same girl?

Granted, I drank to keep up with her. So in a way, I'm thankful for that. I can drink like a pro now.

ozzie
12-20-2011, 12:54 PM
I'll try and get this on audible.com if I can get the right narrator.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvqjh1lCF1qhqz7yo1_500.jpg

"I wish I could tell you that Melrapuo fought the good fight, and them crazy bitches let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but dating is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - dating life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Melrapuo would show up with fresh bruises. The bitches kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Melrapuo - that was his routine. I do believe those first few years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him."

Melrapuo
12-20-2011, 01:00 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvqjh1lCF1qhqz7yo1_500.jpg

"I wish I could tell you that Melrapuo fought the good fight, and them crazy bitches let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but dating is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - dating life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Melrapuo would show up with fresh bruises. The bitches kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Melrapuo - that was his routine. I do believe those first few years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him."

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxah9bAcPH1qzubj5o1_400.jpg

Melrapuo
12-20-2011, 01:08 PM
btw, I do enjoy the fact that any other thread I've ever posted on here has gotten maybe ten replies, max. But when I post about limp dicks and Great Wall of 'ginas, this hits two pages.

Can't help but laugh at that.

Melrapuo
12-20-2011, 01:28 PM
Did we date the same girl?

Granted, I drank to keep up with her. So in a way, I'm thankful for that. I can drink like a pro now.

She's a lightweight. I was always able to drink her under the table. So no, lol

cougarjake13
12-20-2011, 02:26 PM
I totally retread the first post as Morgan freeman in my head

spoon
12-20-2011, 02:39 PM
trust me, with this place it's the cock part of the story that brought the audience

bunch of dirty twinks and gnarly bears around here!

cougarjake13
12-20-2011, 02:53 PM
Ur prob the twink then spoon

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 03:09 PM
She's a lightweight. I was always able to drink her under the table. So no, lol

I remember I started dating my ex after a summer of heavy drinking (get over another relationship) so we mt somewhere in the middle when it came to booze.

And good that it's not the same girl. I don't want you to catch what I caught.

cougarjake13
12-20-2011, 03:11 PM
The HIV ?

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 04:04 PM
The HIV ?

A rare form of super-HIV.

cougarjake13
12-20-2011, 04:07 PM
A rare form of super-HIV.

Have u tried kryptonite as a cure?

deliciousV
12-20-2011, 04:08 PM
A rare form of super-HIV.

the kind normally reserved for fat x bball players?

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 04:10 PM
the kind normally reserved for fat x bball players?

Only if they were the best of the best.

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 04:11 PM
Have u tried kryptonite as a cure?

Tried it. Ended up just burning myself.

cougarjake13
12-20-2011, 04:13 PM
Maybe u need to go into that room at the crystal snow lair and it'll deactivate the virus

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 04:20 PM
Maybe u need to go into that room at the crystal snow lair and it'll deactivate the virus

I could do that, but to be honest I'm starting to think that the super-HIV makes me unique.

cougarjake13
12-20-2011, 04:30 PM
Indeed it does

Does bizzaro super HIV have a VIH on his chest ?

Crash
12-20-2011, 04:39 PM
the crystal snow lair

It's called the "Fortress of Solitude"!!

DUUUHHH!!!

[seriously, I can't believe he didn't know that! I'm glad I called him out! everybody on this board is gonna think I'm uber-cool now. I rock]

danlaroe
12-20-2011, 04:40 PM
I'd fuck spoon good

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 04:58 PM
I'd fuck spoon good

Not worth it.

jennysmurf
12-20-2011, 05:56 PM
I'd fuck spoon good

Someone's hankering for another mod quote.

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 06:11 PM
Someone's hankering for another mod quote.

Do it.

jennysmurf
12-20-2011, 06:30 PM
Do it.

I don't think I can yet.:glurps:

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 06:43 PM
I don't think I can yet.:glurps:

I think you should be. But you know what, this ones on me:innocent:

jennysmurf
12-20-2011, 06:43 PM
I think you should be. But you know what, this ones on me:innocent:

:wub:

Crispy123
12-20-2011, 07:11 PM
Dammit! I saw jennysmurf posted and I was hoping she broke up with her gf too and we could here some sweet lezzy tales.

jennysmurf
12-20-2011, 07:42 PM
Dammit! I saw jennysmurf posted and I was hoping she broke up with her gf too and we could here some sweet lezzy tales.

Nah, I like mens.

Crispy123
12-20-2011, 07:48 PM
Nah, I like mens.

I owe Snoogens 10 bucks then.

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 08:00 PM
Nah, I like mens.

Hey Jenny, wanna date and then break up because of the distance? I'll start a thread about it.

And then you can lock it:thumbup:

jennysmurf
12-20-2011, 08:22 PM
Hey Jenny, wanna date and then break up because of the distance? I'll start a thread about it.

And then you can lock it:thumbup:

It would be nice to be the inspiration behind an epic thread, but I wouldn't want to cause enmity between you and Papabear--he pretends to be indifferent to me, but I know he secretly loves me.

PapaBear
12-20-2011, 08:26 PM
It would be nice to be the inspiration behind an epic thread, but I wouldn't want to cause enmity between you and Papabear--he pretends to be indifferent to me, but I know he secretly loves me.
You obviously didn't read my post in the good mood thread. I don't see you baking for me.

EDIT: Yes you did.

keithy_19
12-20-2011, 08:36 PM
It would be nice to be the inspiration behind an epic thread, but I wouldn't want to cause enmity between you and Papabear--he pretends to be indifferent to me, but I know he secretly loves me.

It's ok. I've noticed this secret love myself and have grown to hate the man. Perhaps this love triangle that only exists in the shadows can be the inspiration.

It's in the shadows cause I'm ashamed of my penis.

jennysmurf
12-20-2011, 08:47 PM
It's ok. I've noticed this secret love myself and have grown to hate the man. Perhaps this love triangle that only exists in the shadows can be the inspiration.

It's in the shadows cause I'm ashamed of my penis.

You live closer to PB than to me. Maybe you should close up the triangle on that end.

weekapaugjz
12-20-2011, 08:50 PM
You live closer to PB than to me. Maybe you should close up the triangle on that end.

[insert lemon party link here]

jennysmurf
12-20-2011, 08:59 PM
Poor Melrapuo, his thread's totally been hijacked.

spoon
12-20-2011, 11:41 PM
Poor Melrapuo, his thread's totally been hijacked.

STAY ON TOPIC!

danlaroe
12-21-2011, 02:30 AM
STAY ON TOPIC!

I'd hijack spoon. I just need a little,weed

cougarjake13
12-21-2011, 03:50 AM
Don't all threads eventually get hi jacked?

Melrapuo
12-21-2011, 07:57 AM
Its perfectly fine for a hijacking. I'm laughing at AIDs jokes. No harm in that.

Anyway, just to update, I've decided to actually go and see a therapist. I figure I should take the advice of someone who A. has an actual degree in psychology, B. isn't biased towards the situation, and C. is a complete stranger who can give me the most logical and straightforward outlook on the situation, as well as on myself.

I went last night, and it felt really good. I regret never doing this in the first place. He made me realize a lot of things about myself, and about the situation. He told me, in the simplest way to put it, to just slow down and not be so anxious about everything. He pretty much said that time is something that we all have, and time not only heals but also determines what we do with the rest of our lives. And since I'm young, I have plenty of time. So from here, I just gotta let myself heal, and focus on me. Whatever happens in the future will happen, so the best I can do is be ready for whatever that is.

Dude!
12-21-2011, 08:04 AM
I went last night, and it felt really good. I regret never doing this in the first place. He made me realize a lot of things about myself, and about the situation. He told me, in the simplest way to put it, to just slow down and not be so anxious about everything. He pretty much said that time is something that we all have, and time not only heals but also determines what we do with the rest of our lives. And since I'm young, I have plenty of time. So from here, I just gotta let myself heal, and focus on me. Whatever happens in the future will happen, so the best I can do is be ready for whatever that is.

if you had just come to me
i woulda told you that for free

Melrapuo
12-21-2011, 08:08 AM
lol this is true, and a lot of people have been telling me that. I dunno, I just feel like a need a specific guide, one who can be the most rational and detached from me emotionally (and one I can actually see too, not just somebody on a website), to help me figure out whats going on in my life.

Plus, its just a $15 copay, so that isn't so bad :P

cougarjake13
12-21-2011, 08:23 AM
15 $ that's all ?

Damn then there's no debate

ozzie
12-21-2011, 08:36 AM
If he tells you he wants you to try "focalizing"... RUN!