Online Dating

[keithy_19]

Can suck my dick.

Carry on.

[Sinestro]

Elaborate.

[disneyspy]

Elaborate.

he says he no longer wants to date you

[Sinestro]

what on-line dating site did you use?

[Sinestro]

he says he no longer wants to date you

I knew i shouldn't have ordered the lobster claws.

[disneyspy]

what on-line dating site did you use?

probably whatsyourprice.com

[JPMNICK]

if you use match.com it should be called "free dinner for average looking chicks"

lot of those girls are serial daters who think they have a lot more to offer then they really do.

As with anything, there are def some good in the bunch, but you really have to do a good job of pre-screening.

Also, put the time to make a good profile and send a nice legit detailed message.

Oh and make sure you have plenty of money to take girls to dinner

[keithy_19]

I'm using okcupid and plenty of fish. I don't have the mone for that eharmony bullshit.

[disneyspy]

I'm using okcupid and plenty of fish. I don't have the mone for that eharmony bullshit.

found this for you http://www.gaydating.com/

[JPMNICK]

I'm using okcupid and plenty of fish. I don't have the mone for that eharmony bullshit.

what do you not like about them?

just a quick tip, don't use the same name you use on here. if any girl googles you and see's your awful whining posts, no chance you get a shot at pussy

[JPMNICK]

found this for you http://www.gaydating.com/

Found it, or have it book marked on every PC in your house and your old man cell phone as well?

[disneyspy]

Found it, or have it book marked on every PC in your house and your old man cell phone as well?

i know how to google,i'm trying to be helpful,you're just trying to be a dick

[JPMNICK]

i know how to google,i'm trying to be helpful,you're just trying to be a dick

Keithy can't go to a gay dating site. he is incapable of dating anyone with more emotions and tears then him.

[disneyspy]

Keithy can't go to a gay dating site. he is incapable of dating anyone with more emotions and tears then him.

DONT YOU DARE MAKE THAT SWEET BOY CRY!!

[keithy_19]

Keithy can't go to a gay dating site. he is incapable of dating anyone with more emotions and tears then him.

FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE GETS ME.

And I justse my name. So they get to see my blog I guess. I messaged a girl and she updatedher profile saing she doesn't want gys who ury girls in backyards. I messaged her back saying I didn't know about the burial clause. I hope she got the joke. Probably not.

[keithy_19]

DONT YOU DARE MAKE THAT SWEET BOY CRY!!

I'm fucking plastered. If you tickle me wth a feather I'd ball. (what you doing tonight?)

[disneyspy]

I'm fucking plastered. If you tickle me wth a feather I'd ball. (what you doing tonight?)

burning feathers

[FatassTitePants]

I'm fucking plastered. If you tickle me wth a feather I'd ball. (what you doing tonight?)

Christ almighty. Have some dignity. It's Tuesday night and the year is only 3 days old.

[StanUpshaw]

I'm fucking plastered. If you tickle me wth a feather I'd ball. (what you doing tonight?)

Can't tell if Freudian slip.

[disneyspy]

Can't tell if Freudian slip.

why do you think i'm burning feathers? i dont want him humping me while i'm trying to watch the michigan game

[keithy_19]

Christ almighty. Have some dignity. It's Tuesday night and the year is only 3 days old.

The year ened awful and the new year began just as ball.

And yes,t's Tuesday night. Iowa Caucus. How do you not get the gravity of all of this?

[keithy_19]

why do you think i'm burning feathers? i dont want him humping me while i'm trying to watch the michigan game

To think I thougt we shared something special...

[disneyspy]

The year ened awful and the new year began just as ball.

And yes,t's Tuesday night. Iowa Caucus. How do you not get the gravity of all of this?

ya know stans from iowa right? maybe he'll cauc ya,i'm like a gay date setter for you kids,you're welcome

[JPMNICK]

Seriously thought Keithy, how long have you been trying this? It def takes 2 full weeks of emailing etc to weed out the crazy and find a nice girl who is worth it.

[disneyspy]

Seriously thought Keithy, how long have you been trying this? It def takes 2 full weeks of emailing etc to weed out the crazy and find a nice girl who is worth it.

i agree,and you should post pix and tell us alittle about each chick and we'll help you out

[Snacks]

I'm using okcupid and plenty of fish. I don't have the mone for that eharmony bullshit.

2 things. if you dont have the money for a dating site why would you want to date, how could you think you could afford a night out with a girl if you're that broke?

and the 2nd question, arent you in your early 20's? why would you need to use a dating site at such a young age? there are so many ways to meet women.

[NickyL0885]

I use OkCupid and POF as well. I've gotten dates, but.....bitches!

[Crispy123]

I've had no problems finding love with the escorts on backpage.com

[NickyL0885]

2 things. if you dont have the money for a dating site why would you want to date, how could you think you could afford a night out with a girl if you're that broke?

and the 2nd question, arent you in your early 20's? why would you need to use a dating site at such a young age? there are so many ways to meet women. then again why does anyone need a dating site?

I'm young too. For me, I'm just not out going. I can't go to a bar and randomly walk up to a chick. Just not me. I just don't like rejection. Online rejection is easier to handle. I try asking friends to set me up but they either refuse or have no one for me. I don't know if Keithy is in the same boat, but it sounds that way.

[keithy_19]

2 things. if you dont have the money for a dating site why would you want to date, how could you think you could afford a night out with a girl if you're that broke?

and the 2nd question, arent you in your early 20's? why would you need to use a dating site at such a young age? there are so many ways to meet women. then again why does anyone need a dating site?

I got money to take girls out. But what I've heard from people, eharmony and match didn't hold much. They ended up losing money and going on pointless dates.

And yes, I'm 23, but I don't know where to go. The bar is great for a one night stand I guess, but I'm not very good at those anyway.

[FatassTitePants]

I got money to take girls out. But what I've heard from people, eharmony and match didn't hold much. They ended up losing money and going on pointless dates.

And yes, I'm 23, but I don't know where to go. The bar is great for a one night stand I guess, but I'm not very good at those anyway.

Just dose her with whatever you are on tonight and easy peasy.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Roofies are cheap.

AIDS is forever.

Dose a clean one.

[FatassTitePants]

Sleep well, young Keithy. Sleep well.

[furie]

i agree,and you should post pix and tell us alittle about each chick and we'll help you out

yes, we need more info

[hanso]

Try this out... If you get to the blind call ask her if she likes The Three Stooges. When she says no, then say something like my search will go on.

[PapaBear]

Try this out... If you get to the blind call ask her if she likes The Three Stooges. When she says no, then say something like my search will go on.
Ludicrous. If that's the angle, the better question would be, "Does it bother you in any way, if I like the Three Stooges".

[hanso]

Ludicrous. If that's the angle, the better question would be, "Does it bother you in any way, if I like the Three Stooges".

Just see what happens. It's a test, an experiment.

[keithy_19]

It's not nearly as bad as my inital thoughts. Though all the girls that I would be into (seemingly) are from Long Island.

[jennysmurf]

It's not nearly as bad as my inital thoughts. Though all the girls that I would be into (seemingly) are from Long Island.

Watch out for this one....

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/young/amy_fisher/1-2-Amy-Fisher.jpg

She's a handful!

[epo]

Watch out for this one....

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/young/amy_fisher/1-2-Amy-Fisher.jpg

She's a handful!

So are women with this on their belt!

http://paperbotz.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/hello_kitty001.png

[jennysmurf]

You like it.

[keithy_19]

I have a feeling I'm going to end up going on a date and getting my organs harvested.

[JPMNICK]

I have a feeling I'm going to end up going on a date and getting my organs harvested.

you should be so lucky to get far enough to take your shirt off

[NickyL0885]

I've been trying long distance lately. Can't find any girls here. Either they're too shallow or taken. I'm trying anything at this point. I've never had a girlfriend. If by 30, I don't have one, I'm getting a mail order bride.

[spoon]

I've been trying long distance lately. Can't find any girls here. Either they're too shallow or taken. I'm trying anything at this point. I've never had a girlfriend. If by 30, I don't have one, I'm getting a mail order bride.

tip #1

take off that putrid Islander jersey!

:bye:

[keithy_19]

you should be so lucky to get far enough to take your shirt off

I have a feeling they'll begrudgingly do so becaue disecting me with a shirt on would be difficult. Sometimes you have to bite the bullet.

[Judge Smails]

http://www.emo-friends.com/

[keithy_19]

http://www.emo-friends.com/

They'll just kill themselves upon seeing me.

[PapaBear]

The default "to" age is 45. There are 45 year old EMO kids?

[keithy_19]

The default "to" age is 45. There are 45 year old EMO kids?

They're called EMO-Legends. Please know the scene before you talk trash, man.

[JPMNICK]

They're called EMO-Legends. Please know the scene before you talk trash, man.

HAHHAH Emo-Legends legit made me LOL.

that should be an SNL sketch, that then turns in a bad movie

[spoon]

The default "to" age is 45. There are 45 year old EMO kids?

it just goes there for you automatically bc you'd be pulling a sandusky if you went any younger you disneyspy wannabe!

[NickyL0885]

tip #1

take off that putrid Islander jersey!

:bye:

Hahaha. I don't even own one! I tend not to buy jerseys. Though I do own a Johan Santana jersey, but it was an Christmas gift a few years ago.

[PapaBear]

it just goes there for you automatically bc you'd be pulling a sandusky if you went any younger you disneyspy wannabe!
That's the "TO" age. It starts at 18. I'm just trying to figure out how someone could be emo, and make it to 45 without either killing them self, or being murdered.

[keithy_19]

That's the "TO" age. It starts at 18. I'm just trying to figure out how someone could be emo, and make it to 45 without either killing them self, or being murdered.

You just sustain. Baby steps.

[hanso]

I have a feeling I'm going to end up going on a date and getting my organs harvested.

Just try for one being irrigated.

[keithy_19]

So I'm just littering (not really) people that sort of seem neat and seeing what happens. Lonliness is a bitch.

[Dirtbag]

I was messing around on one of the sites today and did a quick search for my criteria, no smoking/drinking/drugs, and no kids.

Zero matches found within 50 miles.

[keithy_19]

I was messing around on one of the sites today and did a quick search for my criteria, no smoking/drinking/drugs, and no kids.

Zero matches found within 50 miles.

Sometimes you have to go the extra mile for love.

I just messaged a girl who message me saying I was super cute. There's no chance.

[Sinestro]

Sometimes you have to go the extra mile for love.

I just messaged a girl who message me saying I was super cute. There's no chance.

Cuz she lives in Alaska?

[keithy_19]

Cuz she lives in Alaska?

She lives close. I'm just not all that attracted. But she seems like a good person an someone thinking nice things about me is a boost, I guess.

[keithy_19]

She lives close. I'm just not all that attracted. But she seems like a good person an someone thinking nice things about me is a boost, I guess.

And our conversation got oddly sexual and I just want to go to bed.

[hanso]

So I'm just littering (not really) people that sort of seem neat and seeing what happens. Lonliness is a bitch.

You have to weed them out or it can be a big time consumer and wasted money on dates.

What I said before is a joke but it's also true. It can take as little as one question to do so from the response you get back.

You run across any hookers yet?

[keithy_19]

You have to weed them out or it can be a big time consumer and wasted money on dates.

What I said before is a joke but it's also true. It can take as little as one question to do so from the response you get back.

You run across any hookers yet?

Not yet, but I have hope.

To be honest, I joined up after being let down by a prospect I had with this girl and just figured why not put myself out there. I'm really half-hearted when it comes to it since I'm still kind of bummed about the other thing. But being somewhat proactive is a good thing.

[keithy_19]

I've reaceived two numbers. The one I never had an intention of calling.

This other gal who I've been messagening back and forth seems to be going somewhere. She have me her number as well. And Now I wait.

[jennysmurf]

I've reaceived two numbers. The one I never had an intention of calling.

This other gal who I've been messagening back and forth seems to be going somewhere. She have me her number as well. And Now I wait.

*sound of a gun being taken off safety* Can I have that number too? I just want to talk to her. That's all...just talk.

[Gutter]

I'm on okcupid.com. I signed up recently because I hadn't heard about it and I found out it was free. So far so good. Been messaging a few women back and forth, got some digits.....actually last night I received a message from a girl who I know from college. I dated one of her friends for a while and she recognized me. Turns out we're a really good percentage match. pretty funny.


okcupid.com....because whatever doesn't kill you.....will make you breakfast.

[NickyL0885]

I re-started OkCupid, figured getting away from it would replenish the girl population. Barely did that. I still see the same damn girls in my search results. Most I've messaged and got nothing back. Baaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[Gutter]

I re-started OkCupid, figured getting away from it would replenish the girl population. Barely did that. I still see the same damn girls in my search results. Most I've messaged and got nothing back. Baaaaaaaaaaaaah.

yea, lots of chicks on there don't reply at all.....what the fuck are you doing on a dating website if you don't want to talk to anyone?!?!?!?!?!

Also, it appears every single female on the planet lives in Brooklyn now.

[realmenhatelife]

Every girl I know who uses dating websites is a psycho, and every guy they meet is a scumbag. This has to be worse the younger you get, because not only are they all crazy insecure because they're not married, but they're pulling that shit at 23 instead of 28.

My honest advice to someone who wants to meet more women, get a second job. You either meet women there or you make new friends and then run into women through them. And since it's your second job you can quit when you get sick of it.

Keithy you just need to chill out and be go with the flow guy, girls like that.

[NickyL0885]

yea, lots of chicks on there don't reply at all.....what the fuck are you doing on a dating website if you don't want to talk to anyone?!?!?!?!?!

Also, it appears every single female on the planet lives in Brooklyn now.

I see lots of girls in their profile complain that they hate when guys send messages just saying "hi" or "hey baby". I actually read their profile, pick out something of interest, like their career, and ask them about it. Still gets me nothing!

Problem is, as my Dad has said, TV commercials for dating sites have ALL good looking people in them. It gives false hope. People think, "Hm, I'll find someone just like that, too!". It's not reality. You can't be on a online dating site and be picky! YOU'RE ONLINE DATING FOR A REASON!!!

[CountryBob]

Every girl I know who uses dating websites is a psycho, and every guy they meet is a scumbag. This has to be worse the younger you get, because not only are they all crazy insecure because they're not married, but they're pulling that shit at 23 instead of 28.

My honest advice to someone who wants to meet more women, get a second job. You either meet women there or you make new friends and then run into women through them. And since it's your second job you can quit when you get sick of it.

Keithy you just need to chill out and be go with the flow guy, girls like that.

And I thought girls like coke and big cocks! Well, I was wrong....

[jennysmurf]

And I thought girls like coke and big cocks! Well, I was wrong....

I prefer Pepsi.

[Gutter]

I see lots of girls in their profile complain that they hate when guys send messages just saying "hi" or "hey baby". I actually read their profile, pick out something of interest, like their career, and ask them about it. Still gets me nothing!

Problem is, as my Dad has said, TV commercials for dating sites have ALL good looking people in them. It gives false hope. People think, "Hm, I'll find someone just like that, too!". It's not reality. You can't be on a online dating site and be picky! YOU'RE ONLINE DATING FOR A REASON!!!

I've seen some pretty cute looking chicks on that site.....I get a lot of visitors and have been trading messages with a few girls there.....I think it helps if you update your profile a lot. Some really good advice I got from a female friend of mine was to keep your profile simple.....chicks aren't going to read some long boring thing just to find that one nugget of info that might apply to her interests. You've got to edit yourself....your profile is supposed to be only a small preview of you...too much and they won't read that shit.

I took her advice and have had more responses to mssgs since. Also, updating your profile a bunch will cause your profile to show up on the homepage a lot.

[CountryBob]

I prefer Pepsi.

:wub:

[keithy_19]

yea, lots of chicks on there don't reply at all.....what the fuck are you doing on a dating website if you don't want to talk to anyone?!?!?!?!?!

Also, it appears every single female on the planet lives in Brooklyn now.

Live in Brooklyn and are bi.

[FatassTitePants]

Live in Brooklyn and are bi.

You are half a man so it seems the math is starting to work out in your favor.

[keithy_19]

So is it odd that the questions they ask range from "are you a dog or a cat person?", "if you turn a left handed glove inside out which hand does it fit on?", and then they jump to "do you have rape fantasies?"

I kind of want to answer yes and then put as an explanation, "who wouldn't want to be raped by me?"

[NickyL0885]

I thought I found a girl. We chatted on the phone and texted. Things went well. Supposed to meet this past Saturday, but she flaked. :sad:

[keithy_19]

I thought I found a girl. We chatted on the phone and texted. Things went well. Supposed to meet this past Saturday, but she flaked. :sad:

I found myself texting a girl back and forth. It just kind of stopped suddenly.

And if it makes you feel any better, I'll chug a few PBRs for ya. And then one for Tavares.

[NickyL0885]

I found myself texting a girl back and forth. It just kind of stopped suddenly.

And if it makes you feel any better, I'll chug a few PBRs for ya. And then one for Tavares.

That's mighty fine of ya. And I shall do the same for you, but instead of beer, I'll have Woodchuck Hard Cider.

[keithy_19]

That's mighty fine of ya. And I shall do the same for you, but instead of beer, I'll have Woodchuck Hard Cider.

You're a saint and a scholar.

[keithy_19]

Okcupid just told me to call Kenny Logans cause I'm in the danger zone. What the fuck does that mean? What could I have possibly done that would put me in the danger zone? There's no dick shots. Maybe that's what they mean.

Fuck, I've got ideas now.

[NickyL0885]

I was giving up hope until I got this message tonight:

"i came across your profile and looked at it several times because i
think we may have a lot in common. I don't usually message guys first but i couldn't
chance not saying anything you seem like a real genuine person and i would really like
to get to know you check out my profile and message me back if your interested if not
good luck on your search!!!"

Damn right I messaged her back! She gave me her number after a few back and forth messages.

[keithy_19]

I was giving up hope until I got this message tonight:

"i came across your profile and looked at it several times because i
think we may have a lot in common. I don't usually message guys first but i couldn't
chance not saying anything you seem like a real genuine person and i would really like
to get to know you check out my profile and message me back if your interested if not
good luck on your search!!!"

Damn right I messaged her back! She gave me her number after a few back and forth messages.

:happy:

I attribute all of this to my drinking of course. :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

Okcupid just told me to call Kenny Logans cause I'm in the danger zone. What the fuck does that mean? What could I have possibly done that would put me in the danger zone? There's no dick shots. Maybe that's what they mean.

Fuck, I've got ideas now.

I MAY have called them and also sent them a link to this thread. :unsure:

[keithy_19]

I MAY have called them and also sent them a link to this thread. :unsure:

Darn. Well, what can ya do.

[NickyL0885]

So, the girl that said she didn't want to pass me up.....we talked for a few days. Really like each other. She said how she hoped this all worked out. Then, she starts avoiding me, and last night deletes me off Facebook. Ugh! I need a drink.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk154/Ellicecutie/forever-alone-face.png

[keithy_19]

So, the girl that said she didn't want to pass me up.....we talked for a few days. Really like each other. She said how she hoped this all worked out. Then, she starts avoiding me, and last night deletes me off Facebook. Ugh! I need a drink.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk154/Ellicecutie/forever-alone-face.png

At least you're smiling.

[keithy_19]

I'm making it a habit to message girls who want the exact opposite of what I have to offer. This gets me nowhere but I figure it's like some kind of incredibly pointless experiment.

[disneyspy]

I'm making it a habit to message girls who want the exact opposite of what I have to offer. This gets me nowhere but I figure it's like some kind of incredibly pointless experiment.

still waiting for you to start the HELP ME FIND MY SOUL MATE THREAD,post pics and bios of these chicks and let us help you by voting them off

[Misteriosa]

still waiting for you to start the HELP ME FIND MY SOUL MATE THREAD,post pics and bios of these chicks and let us help you by voting them off

damn i cant remember which this was on .net or FBA, but do you remember the guy that met this woman with kids and they got married like a month later? the girlfriend/wife was busted too.

fuuuuck i cant remember the guy's name.

[RoseBlood]

damn i cant remember which this was on .net or FBA, but do you remember the guy that met this woman with kids and they got married like a month later? the girlfriend/wife was busted too.

fuuuuck i cant remember the guy's name.

Commish?

[Misteriosa]

Commish?

i think so!

[JerseyRich]

Fuck. I miss the Commish.

That was some really funny shit.

The music video that he made was so cringy.

[CountryBob]

Fuck. I miss the Commish.

That was some really funny shit.

The music video that he made was so cringy.

Where did all these people go?

[JerseyRich]

The Commish vanished because we BEAT THE LIVING SHIT out of him.

One week he was telling us a sob story about how he drove out to PA to meet some chick at a gallery/cafe...and she basically was not interested in him...and he was CRUSHED.

The next week he was dating and fucking a chick with a young kid...then a few months later they were engaged or married.

He was mentally unstable.

[CountryBob]

The Commish vanished because we BEAT THE LIVING SHIT out of him.

One week he was telling us a sob story about how he drove out to PA to meet some chick at a gallery/cafe...and she basically was not interested in him...and he was CRUSHED.

The next week he was dating and fucking a chick with a young kid...then a few months later they were engaged or married.

He was mentally unstable.

Well, arent we all in a little way?????

[Misteriosa]

Well, arent we all in a little way?????

im gonna see if i can dig up that gem.

[JerseyRich]

Well yeah.

[JerseyRich]

Required Reading...

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74993

[Misteriosa]

Required Reading...

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74993

thanks. i dug the thread up, but i got lost in memories reading it over. there are so many people that i miss from that thread :down:

[A.J.]

Required Reading...

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74993

I learned so much about fat chicks and stretch marks from that thread.

[Gutter]

Required Reading...

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74993

damn dude.....that required reading has required reading linked to it.

[CountryBob]

anyone have Cliff's notes for that thread .... whew!~

[disneyspy]

damn dude.....that required reading has required reading linked to it.

no kidding i think everybody is in that thread and no one even started a listening thread today

[Misteriosa]

damn dude.....that required reading has required reading linked to it.

read it. read it all. its so worth it.

[JerseyRich]

damn dude.....that required reading has required reading linked to it.
It's deep.

Deeper than advertised.

[keithy_19]

"Message me if: You want a good friend. Nothing sexual or perverted, please."

Meanwhile her profile picture is her sucking a lollipop.

[jennysmurf]

"Message me if: You want a good friend. Nothing sexual or perverted, please."

Meanwhile her profile picture is her sucking a lollipop.

Perv.

[keithy_19]

Perv.

I'm a gentleman, thank you very much. She's obviously a hussie.

[NickyL0885]

So.....I am very close to finally having my first ever girlfriend! I see her for our 3rd date on Friday. Going the romantic route. Romantic dinner, dressing up, picking her up with a rose in my hand to give her. We text everyday and talk about how much we want to be with each other and how things feel so comfortable and natural. :happy:

[keithy_19]

So.....I am very close to finally having my first ever girlfriend! I see her for our 3rd date on Friday. Going the romantic route. Romantic dinner, dressing up, picking her up with a rose in my hand to give her. We text everyday and talk about how much we want to be with each other and how things feel so comfortable and natural. :happy:

Way to be budday!

[cougarjake13]

So.....I am very close to finally having my first ever girlfriend! I see her for our 3rd date on Friday. Going the romantic route. Romantic dinner, dressing up, picking her up with a rose in my hand to give her. We text everyday and talk about how much we want to be with each other and how things feel so comfortable and natural. :happy:



Congrats

She's not a Yankee fan is she ?

[NickyL0885]

Congrats

She's not a Yankee fan is she ?

Yes she is. Haha. Also a big fan of Dave Matthews. So, she likes 2 things I despise! lol.

[keithy_19]

Yes she is. Haha. Also a big fan of Dave Matthews. So, she likes 2 things I despise! lol.

So are you gonna go dance in the mud with her?

[RoseBlood]

So are you gonna go dance in the mud with her?

That's code for anal.

[keithy_19]

That's code for anal.

:happy:
:wink:

[cougarjake13]

That's code for anal.



Well that'll make up for the Yankee fan thing

[IamFogHat]

found this for you http://www.gaydating.com/

Amazing how you "found that" for him.

[NickyL0885]

Well that'll make up for the Yankee fan thing

Hahaha. Actually, she is a virgin. Which is great b/c I have only had sex once. So, we can take our time and there are no expectations. No worries over if it's bad or not.

[NickyL0885]

We are official! I have a girlfriend! :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:

[TripleSkeet]

Hahaha. Actually, she is a virgin. Which is great b/c I have only had sex once. So, we can take our time and there are no expectations. No worries over if it's bad or not.

Youve only had sex once and youre 27 years old???? Dude thats what hookers are for! Congrats, start making up for lost time.

[Furtherman]

Here's the new online dating site I'm using:

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[weekapaugjz]

We are official! I have a girlfriend! :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:

missed this the first time around. congrats budday!

[NickyL0885]

missed this the first time around. congrats budday!

Thanks! Things have been so great. It's an amazing feeling to wake up each day and not be single.

[jennysmurf]

Thanks! Things have been so great. It's an amazing feeling to wake up each day and not be single.

I hate you. And that's....okay.

[NickyL0885]

I hate you. And that's....okay.

You're just mad you missed out, baby. :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

You're just mad you missed out, baby. :tongue:

True dat, hot stuff!:wub:

[SonOfSmeagol]

FarmersOnly.com advert (http://youtu.be/6RvyFFjP7RE)

city folks just don't get it