Ron And Fez Listening Thread 01/05/12 Thirsty Thursday

[disneyspy]

MORNIN BUDDAYS,GUESS I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING HERE

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Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

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[Manning, Esq.]

As-Salamu Alaykum, Boppers.

Thank you, Disneyspy.

[disneyspy]

not too baddy,hows your daddy?

[Crispy123]

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Not only is it Thirsty Thursday, it's also thank you Thursday. So thanx Dspy for being the board bitch and starting this thread. :thumbup:

[Crispy123]

^---^ dirty double poster

[disneyspy]

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[Manning, Esq.]

Philadelphiay's one (US) place that I haven't spent too much time in, at least since a family trip as a kid. So, I don't know too much about it, really, other than some smatterings here and there through the years from RF. Anyone know whether it has a nickname (other than Philly, of course)?

[disneyspy]

Philadelphiay's one (US) place that I haven't spent too much time in, at least since a family trip as a kid. So, I don't know too much about it, really, other than some smatterings here and there through the years from RF. Anyone know whether it has a nickname (other than Philly, of course)?

that toddlin town

[A.J.]

Philadelphiay's one (US) place that I haven't spent too much time in, at least since a family trip as a kid. So, I don't know too much about it, really, other than some smatterings here and there through the years from RF. Anyone know whether it has a nickname (other than Philly, of course)?

The City of Brotherly Love.

[disneyspy]

The City of Brotherly Love.

queer alert queer alert

point and laugh at the homo

[Gutter]

Philadelphiay's one (US) place that I haven't spent too much time in, at least since a family trip as a kid. So, I don't know too much about it, really, other than some smatterings here and there through the years from RF. Anyone know whether it has a nickname (other than Philly, of course)?

City of Brotherly Love

....cause of all the gays.

[Manning, Esq.]

that toddlin town

Hmm ... Thanks. I always thought that was Chicago; Chi-Town; City of Broad Shoulders; Second City; City of Brotherly Love....

[Gutter]

Hmm ... Thanks. I always thought that was Chicago; Chi-Town; City of Broad Shoulders; Second City; City of Brotherly Love....

Windy City.

[Manning, Esq.]

The City of Brotherly Love.

Yeah ... Tsss ... I gues those guys didn;t get the memo, or whatever, huh? Tssss.

[Crispy123]

Philadelphiay's one (US) place that I haven't spent too much time in, at least since a family trip as a kid. So, I don't know too much about it, really, other than some smatterings here and there through the years from RF. Anyone know whether it has a nickname (other than Philly, of course)?

Birthplace of the USMC.

[A.J.]

queer alert queer alert

point and laugh at the homo

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WsHI3DeqQBA/TKayo57vDfI/AAAAAAAAA7U/AE_AS2Q4Fl0/s1600/tomhankslesions.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

When I was a kid, my friend and I went to a Cards game at the old Busch Stadium in our Cubs gear. We got hassled, and he got pushed down because, I suppose, he had a small poster board sign that read, "Retire Whitey!"

And, that's how it happened in the town with the "best baseball fans."

[disneyspy]

when i was in high school 3 carloads of us went across the border into sault ste marie ontario to see triumph and trooper and got the shit kicked out of us cuz we were from across the river,cold cocked a guy on a bike as we raced backed home just to get alittle even

[Rhah]

Just cleaned my computer desk at work, feel like a goddam new person. One new year's resolution down!

[Crispy123]

when i was in high school 3 carloads of us went across the border into sault ste marie ontario to see triumph and trooper and got the shit kicked out of us cuz we were from across the river,cold cocked a guy on a bike as we raced backed home just to get alittle even

That story was beleivable until you said that the wheel was invented when you were in high school.



cuz your old. :wink:

[Gutter]

when i was in high school 3 carloads of us went across the border into sault ste marie ontario to see triumph and trooper and got the shit kicked out of us cuz we were from across the river,cold cocked a guy on a bike as we raced backed home just to get alittle even


now who's the queer?

[disneyspy]

now who's the queer?

AJ

[Gutter]

AJ

so noted.

[LeedsJr]

There he is. Hi Fez! :bye:

[Manning, Esq.]

Dave Barry‽I thought he died years ago.

http://panachereport.com/channels/old_school_update/images/story.berry2.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Dictionary
Thesaurus
Bible
Crossword Book
TV Guide
Atlas
Book of Mormom

[Manning, Esq.]

No one in baseball fandom out-uniforms Ronnie Woo Woo.

[Jayw]

Greatest fan in the world checking in.

[disneyspy]

st louis fans are bigger queers than AJ!!

[Gutter]

There he is. Hi Fez! :bye:

and with that, he'll clam up for the rest of the show.

[IamFogHat]

Morning buddays.

[Manning, Esq.]

and with that, he'll clam up for the rest of the show.

Hold it, there. I say we get a few more entries before the break. Then...

http://www.clamcity.com/cultural-jetsam/images/manufacturers/clamlogofinal.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

and with that, he'll clam up for the rest of the show.

2nd thought - DotNet Psychic.

[Gutter]

I think I'd like to live in a place called Clam City.

[deliciousV]

Dave Barry‽I thought he died years ago.

He's alright, he's no Lewis Grizzard, but he's ok

[disneyspy]

I think I'd like to live in a place called Clam City.

tsssss i bet you would have a nice bed tsss sssss

[Manning, Esq.]

He's alright, he's no Lewis Grizzard, but he's ok

Nice. OG southern comic.

[Gutter]

tsssss i bet you would have a nice bed tsss sssss

tssss tssss yeaaaa uhhhh the seafood there must be outta dis world or sumfin tssss tsss

[Manning, Esq.]

Usually, I get up around seven. But then, for some reason, I don't get outta bed until nine. A couple hours later, I catch a bus.

[deliciousV]

Nice. OG southern comic.

ummm, no. Southern Humorist.

[Gutter]

Usually, I get up around seven. But then, for some reason, I don't get outta bed until nine. A couple hours later, I catch a bus.

You been dancing with Mr. Brownstone?

[Manning, Esq.]

ummm, no. Southern Humorist.

Yeah. Face! y'Blue Comedy hacks (sans Mr. B.'s friend, Dan Whitney).

[disneyspy]

i'm putting old vcr tapes to disc during the show,right now its BUD BOWL VI is on my screen and OJ was a pregame announcer,man wierd

[LeedsJr]

I disagree with the buddays here.

The story I read said the kid was pointing the gun at the cops, and it had a picture of the pellet gun. Looked like a real gun to me.

If you point a real-looking gun at cops and refuse to put it down, you are going to get shot.

[disneyspy]

Yeah. Face! y'Blue Comedy hacks (sans Mr. B.'s friend, Dan Whitney).

what is this,russia?

[LeedsJr]

Why is Ron asking about shooting a 3 year old? This kid was 15.

[Gutter]

What the hell happened to tazer guns and rubber bullets and such? Cops have all these different non-lethal methods these days, how the fuck did this even happen?

[Manning, Esq.]

i'm putting old vcr tapes to disc during the show,right now its BUD BOWL VI is on my screen and OJ was a pregame announcer,man wierd

Yes. Man weird. Nevertheless, he was a good friend to most:

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[Manning, Esq.]

what is this,russia?

Nope. Russia is funnier (more humorous?).

http://www.yakov.com/images/bioImg1.jpg

[LeedsJr]

What the hell happened to tazer guns and rubber bullets and such? Cops have all these different non-lethal methods these days, how the fuck did this even happen?

The article I read didn't say if these particular cops had those weapons.

What is insane about shooting someone that is pointing a gun at you and refusing to put it down?

[Crispy123]

If you point a real-looking gun at cops and refuse to put it down, you are going to get shot.

Cops have all these different non-lethal methods these days, how the fuck did this even happen?


I agree with both of these. The kid got shot, it sux but now we need to work on training at least school police officers in primarily using non-lethal methods.

[Manning, Esq.]

Cop speak entertains me: "Malvo accomplished a lot of killings."

[Captain Geech]

how the fuck did this even happen?

A retard pointing a gun at a cop?

[deliciousV]

I cannot take this conversation serious until at least one caller uses the word "brandished"

[IamFogHat]

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[LeedsJr]

How does Ron know no one else was in jeopardy?

The kid was in a hallway in a school. There were kids in the classrooms.

[Gutter]

A retard pointing a gun at a cop?

A confused child is more accurate. I've seen more caution taken to bring down hardened criminals....concussion grenades, rubber bullets, gas grenade, bulletproof riot shields. no reason the kid should be dead....shoot him in the fucking foot, it'll be the worst pain he's ever felt his whole life and then overwhelm him until the cuffs are on.

You can call him a retard, but it actually hurts your position.....you're saying he doesn't know any better because he's retarded and still deserves to be shot. If my position was that the kid deserved it, I'd be hoping that the report would say that he was in full control, completely cognizant of the situation, and well aware of all the consequences.

When ppl are being dumb asses and get a little roughed up because they're being completely out of control, I'm usually on the cops side.....in this instance though? No way a child should wind up dead. Believe me this is worst case scenario when this thing gets dissected.

[Manning, Esq.]

Language!

[disneyspy]

cops shoot kids cuz they dont shoot back

[LeedsJr]

The pellet gun was NOT in his bookbag. Here is the FIRST line of the CBS news story the interrobang links to:

Police say the weapon a Texas eighth-grader pointed at officers in a school hallway before they killed him was a pellet gun that looked like a real handgun.

[Captain Geech]

A confused child is more accurate. I've seen more caution taken to bring down hardened criminals....concussion grenades, rubber bullets, gas grenade, bulletproof riot shields. no reason the kid should be dead....shoot him in the fucking foot, it'll be the worst pain he's ever felt his whole life and then overwhelm him until the cuffs are on.

You can call him a retard, but it actually hurts your position.....you're saying he doesn't know any better because he's retarded and still deserves to be shot. If my position was that the kid deserved it, I'd be hoping that the report would say that he was in full control, completely cognizant of the situation, and well aware of all the consequences.

When ppl are being dumb asses and get a little roughed up because they're being completely out of control, I'm usually on the cops side.....in this instance though? No way a child should wind up dead. Believe me this is worst case scenario when this thing gets dissected.

I meant retard in the same way that you are a retard. Basically dumb as a box of hair.

[Gutter]

I meant retard in the same way that you are a retard. Basically dumb as a box of hair.

ok troll.....good talk. see ya out there.

[Manning, Esq.]

Cops shoot a kid in Texas.
Three kids died in a Christmas day fire.

Comedy Pyramid! Comedy Pyramid!

[Captain Geech]

ok troll.....good talk. see ya out there.

word

[disneyspy]

knock it off

i mean whatever

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

went to the listening thread and a hockey game broke out...where we going?

[Gutter]

knock it off

i mean whatever

he really likes to use the word "retard".

[Crispy123]

Cops shoot a kid in Texas.
Three kids died in a Christmas day fire.

Comedy Pyramid! Comedy Pyramid!

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[LeedsJr]

I love how Ron says we should also shoot kids pointing toy guns at each other in their yard, like the cops snuck up on this kid.
The kid had cops pointing guns at him and shouting at him to put the gun down.

[disneyspy]

hahahaha you can put a bullet ina kid but you cant put a cock in one

[Captain Geech]

I love how Ron says we should also shoot kids pointing toy guns at each other in their yard, like the cops snuck up on this kid.
The kid had cops pointing guns at him and shouting at him to put the gun down.

Ron is turning into Fez.

[Gutter]

hahahaha you can put a bullet ina kid but you cant put a cock in one

hahaha best logic ever.

[disneyspy]

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[Manning, Esq.]

hahahaha you can put a bullet ina kid but you cant put a cock in one

If any of youse disagree with this logic, grab a bullhorn and say your piece.

http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/polanski-bullhorn.jpg

[Dell]

I told my kids to drop and put their hands behind their head whenever they saw a cop...parades were a real issue

[LeedsJr]

The school was not cleared. People don't read the stories they comment on.

[Captain Geech]

The school was not cleared. People don't read the stories they comment on.

Hard to read over the noise of a bleeding heart.

[Manning, Esq.]

FYI, here's a pic of the pellet gun that junior brandished (serious story, now):

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/on-deadline/2012/01/04/Pelletgunx-large.jpg

[disneyspy]

Hard to read over the noise of a bleeding heart.

tssssss you should get a bandaid on that or sumpthin ssssssss

[deliciousV]

The pellet gun was NOT in his bookbag. Here is the FIRST line of the CBS news story the interrobang links to:

Police say the weapon a Texas eighth-grader pointed at officers in a school hallway before they killed him was a pellet gun that looked like a real handgun.

Better Headlines, Better Headlines?

[Dell]

The school was not cleared. People don't read the stories they comment on.

yeah, the principle was on a bullhorn telling the children to "rush the maaaaan"

pinko commie hippies...

[Captain Geech]

FYI, here's a pic of the pellet gun that junior brandished (serious story, now):

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/on-deadline/2012/01/04/Pelletgunx-large.jpg

But....But....the children!!!!!!!!

[deliciousV]

FYI, here's a pic of the pellet gun that junior brandished (serious story, now):

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/on-deadline/2012/01/04/Pelletgunx-large.jpg

Was that so hard?!

[Dell]

The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/thumb/b/ba/Snatchdeserteagle3.jpg/500px-Snatchdeserteagle3.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Was that so hard?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's with the 'tude? Y'think you're some kinda super poster or something?

[disneyspy]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's with the 'tude? Y'think you're some kinda super poster or something?

http://atlinsider.atlanta.net/photos/dragoncon/images/7530/425x284.aspx

parade pix parade pix!

[deliciousV]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's with the 'tude? Y'think you're some kinda super poster or something?

what'd I do? I didn't even say "retard", there's no "tude" here.

[deliciousV]

would ya look at that, I AM A SUPER POSTER! (yet I have yet to earn a mod quote)

[Gutter]

would ya look at that, I AM A SUPER POSTER! (yet I have yet to earn a mod quote)

I think post 1,002 would do nicely. congrats on 1,000.

[sailor]

Ok, let's forget the grade of the kid; 15 is not a little child. The two columbine kids were 18 and 17.

[Crispy123]

would ya look at that, I AM A SUPER POSTER! (yet I have yet to earn a mod quote)

mod quotes are overrated. :dry:

[Captain Geech]

Ok, let's forget the grade of the kid; 15 is not a little child. The two columbine kids were 18 and 17.

Just shoot him in the fucking foot.

[sailor]

would ya look at that, I AM A SUPER POSTER! (yet I have yet to earn a mod quote)

You're a super-duper poster.

[Dell]

would ya look at that, I AM A SUPER POSTER! (yet I have yet to earn a mod quote)

I was almost at 5000 posts when I got mine...miss the pre mod quote days, they were great (blowhard impression)

[Gutter]

Just shoot him in the fucking foot.

That's what I was thinking we should do.

[sailor]

Ok, Ron's argument is silly comparing age of consent and this kid getting shot. Using that logic a 20 year old can't legally drink, so a 20 year old with a gun should be treated like a little kid.

Fuck, if this kid shot a classmate or a cop he'd get tried as an adult.

[realmenhatelife]

Funny story. So the King of Prussia Mall was partially evacuated because of a grenade found in a flower pot, it turned out the grenade was a replica. The funny part, to me, is they're now finding out that the replica grenade is actually sold in the mall, had been shoplifted and then discarded in the flower pot.

[Manning, Esq.]

If Black Keys and $0.05back are in a death match, I hope it's literal, and it's a tie.

[Crispy123]

all southern music blows?!?!? FUCK YOU PECKER LIPS!!!

Nikelback is Canadian you assmunch!!!

[realmenhatelife]

Ok, Ron's argument is silly comparing age of consent and this kid getting shot. Using that logic a 20 year old can't legally drink, so a 20 year old with a gun should be treated like a little kid.

Fuck, if this kid shot a classmate or a cop he'd get tried as an adult.

It's a hindsight story, people decide how to react when they're in no danger of being 'wrong.' If the kid had a real gun the same people wouldn't be acting like the wrong course of action was taken.

[deliciousV]

My old band use to cover some Nickleback, I hated doing it but it went over at the venues we were playing. I feel dirty now.

[CountryBob]

A lot of people say they hate Nickleback now but they used to love them. Its like the "too cool for the room" idea to say that they hate them now.

[Manning, Esq.]

Everybody come see the greatest show.

Gather up all Juggalos and roll.

[disneyspy]

test test

yep still here

[Gutter]

It's a hindsight story, people decide how to react when they're in no danger of being 'wrong.' If the kid had a real gun the same people wouldn't be acting like the wrong course of action was taken.

I'm pretty confident that even if it was a real gun that the cops should have tried other methods to take him down before they resorted to lethal force. Fuck's sake, the kids only 15....how good a shot can he actually be? I'd say you've got more than a 50/50 chance if someone just straight up bull rushed him.

[CountryBob]

My old band use to cover some Nickleback, I hated doing it but it went over at the venues we were playing. I feel dirty now.

Back in the stone age - my band was playing a party right about the time Achey Breaky Heart came out. People kept yelling for us to play it so we tried it. I hated that song but since it was on the radio every other song, I kinda knew the words. They place went nuts with the line dancing by the chicks. We ended up playing it like 4 other times that night. I swore we would never play it again and we didnt - but that night still haunts my dreams.

[CountryBob]

I'm pretty confident that even if it was a real gun that the cops should have tried other methods to take him down before they resorted to lethal force. Fuck's sake, the kids only 15....how good a shot can he actually be? I'd say you've got more than a 50/50 chance if someone just straight up bull rushed him.

I think they should try not to shoot anyone if they can do it safely. But if so, why not in the leg or arm first? The situation would dictate the reason but if no hostages etc. they should try to save a life instead of immediately take one away.

[Captain Geech]

I'm pretty confident that even if it was a real gun that the cops should have tried other methods to take him down before they resorted to lethal force. Fuck's sake, the kids only 15....how good a shot can he actually be? I'd say you've got more than a 50/50 chance if someone just straight up bull rushed him.

should of shot him in the fucking foot.

[deliciousV]

I'm pretty confident that even if it was a real gun that the cops should have tried other methods to take him down before they resorted to lethal force. Fuck's sake, the kids only 15....how good a shot can he actually be? I'd say you've got more than a 50/50 chance if someone just straight up bull rushed him.

If this kid had been Brandishing a Red Rider BB gun this would be the most ironic post Christmas story ever.

too soon?

[Gutter]

should of shot him in the fucking foot.

http://zona9.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/57603_700b.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

The Interrobang is the new Fez.

[Gutter]

If this kid had been Brandishing a Red Rider BB gun this would be the most ironic post Christmas story ever.

too soon?

not soon enough.

[Gutter]

I think they should try not to shoot anyone if they can do it safely. But if so, why not in the leg or arm first? The situation would dictate the reason but if no hostages etc. they should try to save a life instead of immediately take one away.

agreed.

[Captain Geech]

they should try to save a life instead.

They did. Their own.

[deliciousV]

Back in the stone age - my band was playing a party right about the time Achey Breaky Heart came out. People kept yelling for us to play it so we tried it. I hated that song but since it was on the radio every other song, I kinda knew the words. They place went nuts with the line dancing by the chicks. We ended up playing it like 4 other times that night. I swore we would never play it again and we didnt - but that night still haunts my dreams.

I was cringing before I finished reading the first sentence, but only because I've been there.

[Crispy123]

NO RON!!! Get into it Fez!!!! Fuck Sex bagel in his face!!!

[LeedsJr]

I'm pretty confident that even if it was a real gun that the cops should have tried other methods to take him down before they resorted to lethal force. Fuck's sake, the kids only 15....how good a shot can he actually be? I'd say you've got more than a 50/50 chance if someone just straight up bull rushed him.

I think they should try not to shoot anyone if they can do it safely. But if so, why not in the leg or arm first? The situation would dictate the reason but if no hostages etc. they should try to save a life instead of immediately take one away.

They DID try to not use lethal force and shoot anyone. They told him to put the gun down.
It's not like a sniper shot the kid through a window without warning. All the kid had to do was put the gun down.

[disneyspy]

NO RON!!! Get into it Fez!!!! Fuck Sex bagel in his face!!!

i agree,i thought fez was off getting clips all day for this moment

[Gutter]

They DID try to not use lethal force and shoot anyone. They told him to put the gun down.
It's not like a sniper shot the kid through a window without warning. All the kid had to do was put the gun down.

I really can't rationalize the steps that involve going from "put the gun down" to giving the order, "shoot him in the head". Seems like a lot of steps in the middle were passed over.

[Manning, Esq.]

Woooo!

[Gutter]

NO RON!!! Get into it Fez!!!! Fuck Sex bagel in his face!!!

I KNOW!!!! I wanted to hear that story.

[Manning, Esq.]

Seven-foot-four.

Fiiive-hundred sixty pounds.

From Grenoble, France.

[Captain Geech]

I really can't rationalize the steps that involve going from "put the gun down" to giving the order, "shoot him in the head". Seems like a lot of steps in the middle were passed over.

If you are ever put in the unenviable position of having someone point a gun at you and threaten your life I'm guessing that even you will be able to figure out how to rationalize trying to save your own ass. But then again, maybe not.

[Manning, Esq.]

RB: What's the story with the Hart Foundation?

HAHAHA!!!

[Manning, Esq.]

If you are ever put in the unenviable position of having someone point a gun at you and threaten your life I'm guessing that even you will be able to figure out how to rationalize trying to save your own ass. But then again, maybe not.

Not me. Too busy warming my jeans.

[Manning, Esq.]

Don't really know Zombie, but he appers to keep good company:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs897.snc4/73002_494247601279_594886279_7480392_2278147_n.jpg

[Gutter]

Seven-foot-four.

Fiiive-hundred sixty pounds.

From Grenoble, France.

HEEEEERRRREREEEEE''SSSS FEZZIK!!!

http://blogs.courant.com/colin_mcenroe_to_wit/AndreGiant.jpg

[disneyspy]

ECW ZOMBIE is really boring for saying he's really entertaining

[Gutter]

If you are ever put in the unenviable position of having someone point a gun at you and threaten your life I'm guessing that even you will be able to figure out how to rationalize trying to save your own ass. But then again, maybe not.

obvious troll is obvious.

[Manning, Esq.]

The Interrobang is the new Fez.

Wait. Zito's lock of the week?! If only Mark Lawrence chimed in, Zito would be the new Fez.

[deliciousV]

I hope they walk like an egyptian!

[LeedsJr]

Did Zito just say teams would take their players out? Of a playoff game?? :wacko:

[Manning, Esq.]

I hope they walk like an egyptian!

Well, could come to be since it's looking to be a hazy shade of winter. That is, at least, until the eternal flame clears that haze. That'll problably come soon, though. Dunno ... maybe in a few days. I promise when it does, it'll be a manic Monday.

blech.

[CountryBob]

They DID try to not use lethal force and shoot anyone. They told him to put the gun down.
It's not like a sniper shot the kid through a window without warning. All the kid had to do was put the gun down.

Oh well then they just helped society by killing an idiot

[deliciousV]

Well, could come to be since it's looking to be a hazy shade of winter. That is, at least, until the eternal flame clears that haze. That'll problably come soon, though. Dunno ... maybe in a few days. I promise when it does, it'll be a manic Monday.

blech.

that made me cringe more than C'Bob belting out the Achey breaky, all mulleted out and what not.

[Crispy123]

Sleeves rox!

[sailor]

I'm pretty confident that even if it was a real gun that the cops should have tried other methods to take him down before they resorted to lethal force. Fuck's sake, the kids only 15....how good a shot can he actually be? I'd say you've got more than a 50/50 chance if someone just straight up bull rushed him.

Even if you were right about it being 50/50, that's a moronic chance to take. You're watching too many buddy cop flicks.

[CountryBob]

If you are ever put in the unenviable position of having someone point a gun at you and threaten your life I'm guessing that even you will be able to figure out how to rationalize trying to save your own ass. But then again, maybe not.

If the kid pointed the gun at me I dont have the training or experience to make the assumption but if I was a trained law officer, I would hope that I had been trained to try to talk this kid down without killing him. I didnt hear all of the story, was an officer really in danger of their life? No cover to hide behind and staring down the barrel?

[CountryBob]

Well, could come to be since it's looking to be a hazy shade of winter. That is, at least, until the eternal flame clears that haze. That'll problably come soon, though. Dunno ... maybe in a few days. I promise when it does, it'll be a manic Monday.

blech.

I think the Bangles Hazy Shade of Winter holds up. The guitar lick is pretty sick.

[LeedsJr]

If the kid pointed the gun at me I dont have the training or experience to make the assumption but if I was a trained law officer, I would hope that I had been trained to try to talk this kid down without killing him. I didnt hear all of the story, was an officer really in danger of their life? No cover to hide behind and staring down the barrel?

They were facing each other in a hallway, and the kid was pointing the pellet gun at them.
The gun looked real. They repeatedly told the kid to drop the gun. There were classrooms full of kids right off that hallway.

[Manning, Esq.]

Sleeves rox!

Mega Dittoes. I listened to his Christmas show a couple times over the break.

Made my day, fa-la-la-la-la.

[Gutter]

Even if you were right about it being 50/50, that's a moronic chance to take. You're watching too many buddy cop flicks.

c'mon sailor.....I was being facetious. There's a troll in the water and I'm going fishing.

speaking of buddy cop movies, I saw about half of "The Other Guys" and it was already way better than "Cop Out".

[Manning, Esq.]

Del Close is not, nor will ever be Yurick:

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2006-10-05/news/0610050127_1_skull-charna-halpern-del

[Captain Geech]

Even if you were right about it being 50/50, that's a moronic chance to take. You're watching too many buddy cop flicks.

Bullet+foot=happiness!!!!

[disneyspy]

c'mon sailor.....I was being facetious. There's a troll in the water and I'm going fishing.

speaking of buddy cop movies, I saw about half of "The Other Guys" and it was already way better than "Cop Out".

last superbowl i had some friends over and after the game i put on THE OTHER GUYS and told them they had to watch the first part of the movie,i laughed my ass off when they jumped off the building but no one else laughed so i kicked them all out

[Gutter]

last superbowl i had some friends over and after the game i put on THE OTHER GUYS and told them they had to watch the first part of the movie,i laughed my ass off when they jumped off the building but no one else laughed so i kicked them all out

hahaha.....sounds about right....that shit was hilarious.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hate the buffet:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pLB-SXS7w9U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[LeedsJr]

UCB Fred cracks me up.

[deliciousV]

c'mon sailor.....I was being facetious. There's a troll in the water and I'm going fishing.

speaking of buddy cop movies, I saw about half of "The Other Guys" and it was already way better than "Cop Out".

Saw both, liked both.

[Crispy123]

UCB Fred cracks me up.

his delivery is great!

[disneyspy]

fuck buffet

[Gutter]

Saw both, liked both.

yea, I still like Cop Out but The Other Guys is much funnier.

[Manning, Esq.]

fuck buffet

I agree. Both of them, in fact. Warren's an elitist, market-skewing scumbag, and, well, I only have to mention the name Jimmy to clear the way for Parrot-headed, ridiculous commentary.

[CountryBob]

They were facing each other in a hallway, and the kid was pointing the pellet gun at them.
The gun looked real. They repeatedly told the kid to drop the gun. There were classrooms full of kids right off that hallway.

That's a tough one

[Rhah]

who is worse drama starter, fight starter? Ronnie or Sam?

[CountryBob]

Hate the buffet:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pLB-SXS7w9U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Getting hit in the head with a coffee cup wouldnt feel too good.

[sailor]

c'mon sailor.....I was being facetious. There's a troll in the water and I'm going fishing.

speaking of buddy cop movies, I saw about half of "The Other Guys" and it was already way better than "Cop Out".


I can't tell anything.

[Crispy123]

who is worse drama starter, fight starter? Ronnie or Sam?

you mean the puppet master???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Puppet_master_curse.jpg

[LeedsJr]

who is worse drama starter, fight starter? Ronnie or Sam?

Sam.

[Rhah]

Matt Dillon from My Bodyguard.

[Manning, Esq.]

My vote's for young master Brandon McCarthy:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQoAtSRXTKyxo7SEU4bC5QjoU9ovJsa6 X600lOhrwQPZA88Izx06WazLhKs

[Captain Geech]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rWUFqOmAco8#t=2m28s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Gutter]

I can't tell anything.

It's alright Sailor.....you'll get there.

[disneyspy]

i'd say the blonde kid from KARATE KID,he got beat up by little skinny ralph machio

[LeedsJr]

i'd say the blonde kid from KARATE KID,he got beat up by little skinny ralph machio

Yeah, but only after Arnold trained him.

[Gutter]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rWUFqOmAco8#t=2m28s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Heard you the first few times Geech. we get it. everyone gets it. Good job. Now add yourself to the list of tough guys who actually aren't.

[Captain Geech]

Heard you the first few times Geech. we get it. everyone gets it. Good job. Now add yourself to the list of tough guys who actually aren't.

He shot her in the foot.

[disneyspy]

Yeah, but only after Arnold trained him.

he wasnt training him,he just wanted to watch him wacks off,he manipulated him to think he was in training

[Gutter]

He shot her in the foot.

pinky toe actually. we've all seen the movie.

[Rhah]

Goddam my first contribution of year 2012 and Ronnie shits on it. That wasn't me calling though... so I got that going for me. At least one other asshole listener agreed with me.

[Captain Geech]

we've all seen the movie.

If only those cops had seen it.....

[sailor]

pinky toe actually. we've all seen the movie.

Not me.

[CountryBob]

Kiefer Sutherland was a little bitch in Flatliners. He let that little kid fuck him up on so many occations.

[Gutter]

Not me.

you should....its pretty funny. Danny Aiello at his finest.

[sailor]

Goddam my first contribution of year 2012 and Ronnie shits on it. That wasn't me calling though... so I got that going for me. At least one other asshole listener agreed with me.

What was the call about?

[CountryBob]

Not me.

What's wrong with you? See it immediately!

[Rhah]

What was the call about?

Matt Dillon from My Bodyguard...as a tough guy who wasn't really very tough.

[disneyspy]

What was the call about?

he said you're a big pussy

[sailor]

Matt Dillon from My Bodyguard...as a tough guy who wasn't really very tough.

Maybe your next call will be better.

[sailor]

he said you're a big pussy

Then I'm glad Ron shit on him.

[disneyspy]

just got a text to be an extra in a movie,300 bucks for a day,gonna do it

[sailor]

Can't believe they didn't try to reference the toucan argument from yesterday.

[Manning, Esq.]

just got a text to be an extra in a movie,300 bucks for a day,gonna do it

Righteous! You want me to call UIA, or will you have time after the shoot?

[Rhah]

No, I was trying to say that wasn't me who called but at least some other listener agreed with me enough to call it in. And Ronnie didn't like the idea, so at least I didn't waste a call on it.

I am confused. Head spinning now.

[CountryBob]

just got a text to be an extra in a movie,300 bucks for a day,gonna do it

Lemon Party 2?

[texastrucker]

Buddy Revell from 3' o clock high

[Rhah]

Damn, Icebox is all grows up.

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/shawna-waldron-and-icebox1.jpg

[disneyspy]

Righteous! You want me to call UIA, or will you have time after the shoot?

i just wont claim that week and who calls nowadays? MARVIN online only takes 2 minutes and you can do it anytime you feel like

[CountryBob]

Buddy Revell from 3' o clock high

Hello texastrucker - welcome!

[Manning, Esq.]

Buddy Revell from 3' o clock high

Howdy! (is that proper?)

[deliciousV]

just got a text to be an extra in a movie,300 bucks for a day,gonna do it

I'm an extra in one of the upcoming EastBound and Down episodes. Got to watch KP throw a few wild pitches and yell some hilarious racist stuff at his black catcher. I only got 64 bucks. SC, a right to work statr, no union, 8 bucks an hour.

[CountryBob]

Damn, Icebox is all grows up.

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/shawna-waldron-and-icebox1.jpg

Dont know what Icebox means but that chick has some juicy thighs!

[disneyspy]

Buddy Revell from 3' o clock high

how do

[CountryBob]

I'm an extra in one of the upcoming EastBound and Down episodes. Got to watch KP throw a few wild pitches and yell some hilarious racist stuff at his black catcher. I only got 64 bucks. SC, a right to work statr, no union, 8 bucks an hour.

You are almost as famous as any Kardashian now.

[deliciousV]

Hello texastrucker - welcome!

only 999 posts more and you can be just like me!

[deliciousV]

You are almost as famous as any Kardashian now.

and I did more to earn it.

[disneyspy]

I'm an extra in one of the upcoming EastBound and Down episodes. Got to watch KP throw a few wild pitches and yell some hilarious racist stuff at his black catcher. I only got 64 bucks. SC, a right to work statr, no union, 8 bucks an hour.

you need a card to make 300,i'm not some ham n egger kenny powers extra dont you know

[LeedsJr]

Dont know what Icebox means but that chick has some juicy thighs!

That was the girl's name in the movie Little Giants.

[CountryBob]

That was the girl's name in the movie Little Giants.

Ahhh, never saw it but Uncle Paul said it was Oscar worthy

[Gutter]

and I did more to earn it.

that's true.

[Manning, Esq.]

and I did more to earn it.

Um ... You do know how she became a household name, right? I'd scale back on the I-did-more than-Kardashian trope.

[deliciousV]

you need a card to make 300,i'm not some ham n egger kenny powers extra dont you know

maybe I oughta get me one of them cards, they film a lot of stuff up in Wilmington, NC, 90 miles from here.

[LeedsJr]

Um ... You do know how she became a household name, right? I'd scale back on the I-did-more than-Kardashian trope.

I honestly have no idea.

[Baby DEW Year]

Getting hit in the head with a coffee cup wouldnt feel too good.

http://clothesonfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/The-Big-Lebowski_Jeff-Bridges_Cowichan-cardigan_cup-at-head.bmp.jpg

[sailor]

No, I was trying to say that wasn't me who called but at least some other listener agreed with me enough to call it in. And Ronnie didn't like the idea, so at least I didn't waste a call on it.

I am confused. Head spinning now.

Ron disagrees with about half of the callers so hopefully your next call will be better received.

[deliciousV]

Um ... You do know how she became a household name, right? I'd scale back on the I-did-more than-Kardashian trope.

1. you don't know that my Dad wasn't one of OJ's lawyers

2. maybe I'll start fucking Pro basketball players, you don't know. (Wnba)

[disneyspy]

I honestly have no idea.

i'll give reggie bush a call,maybe he'll throw ya a bone

[LeedsJr]

1. you don't know that my Dad wasn't one of OJ's lawyers

2. maybe I'll start fucking Pro basketball players, you don't know. (Wnba)

Aren't they all gay?

[CountryBob]

1. you don't know that my Dad wasn't one of OJ's lawyers

2. maybe I'll start fucking Pro basketball players, you don't know. (Wnba)


MOD QUOTE ALERT!

[Manning, Esq.]

maybe I oughta get me one of them cards, they film a lot of stuff up in Wilmington, NC, 90 miles from here.

I'll let you bum mine:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0ZdsPWDMQ9qywaqzbcdd8PM1jj32t7 kjr1xLirEV6PeVxgQ7azMEKb3Q-Dw

[CountryBob]

Anyone notice that when you exit your Skype account it sounds like something dying?

[LeedsJr]

1. you don't know that my Dad wasn't one of OJ's lawyers

2. maybe I'll start fucking Pro basketball players, you don't know. (Wnba)

i'll give reggie bush a call,maybe he'll throw ya a bone

Reggie Bush plays basketball?

[CountryBob]

Oh no - just read an email from my payroll department and they just found out that they in-accurately deferred money for one of my employees. Long story short, it should have been $22,000 for 2011 and they sent in $9,789.

Shit, the company will have to pay to correct this mistake - ouch!

[deliciousV]

MOD QUOTE ALERT!

FUCK!

[disneyspy]

Reggie Bush plays basketball?

nope but i never heard of her til he started fuckin her

[deliciousV]

Reggie Bush plays basketball?

probably, they all do.

[disneyspy]

I'll let you bum mine:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0ZdsPWDMQ9qywaqzbcdd8PM1jj32t7 kjr1xLirEV6PeVxgQ7azMEKb3Q-Dw

who did you used to be?

DIC#773 checking in

[cougarjake13]

nope but i never heard of her til he started fuckin her



The sex tape was what initially brought her to public eye no?

[texastrucker]

Nellie Olsen from little house on the prairie

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh no - just read an email from my payroll department and they just found out that they in-accurately deferred money for one of my employees. Long story short, it should have been $22,000 for 2011 and they sent in $9,789.

Shit, the company will have to pay to correct this mistake - ouch!

Not totally hip to what happens with a deferral--assume it's some deduction for a HSA, or similar??--but, honestly, the employee didn't catch the >100% error? Perhaps the logistics keep it completely out of the employee's realm, but my kneejerk is that, with that great a discrepency, they should've spoken up.

[LeedsJr]

probably, they all do.

This made me laugh out loud. Does that make me a bad person?

[cougarjake13]

This made me laugh out loud. Does that make me a bad person?


No
Never

[Rhah]

Donkers.

[deliciousV]

just for shits and giggles, here's an old video of my band playing at the Holiday Inn in Wilmington Ohio, I'm in orange all the way to the left. NOT PLAYING NICKELBACK.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0Owo2WAYpkw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ignore the cutsie begining, my wife was playing around with video editing.

[CountryBob]

Not totally hip to what happens with a deferral--assume it's some deduction for a HSA, or similar??--but, honestly, the employee didn't catch the >100% error? Perhaps the logistics keep it completely out of the employee's realm, but my kneejerk is that, with that great a discrepency, they should've spoken up.

401k - sorry was in panic mode. Now I have to fix the problem. The employee in question still dosent even know - she dosent check her pay stub I assume....

[disneyspy]

This made me laugh out loud. Does that make me a bad person?

it makes you zito

ba da da da dunt

alright buddays,been nice hangin witchus,have a good one

C'YA!!

[Manning, Esq.]

who did you used to be?

Same as it ever was

http://mediabaron.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/onceinalifetime.jpg

[CountryBob]

just for shits and giggles, here's an old video of my band playing at the Holiday Inn in Wilmington Ohio, I'm in orange all the way to the left. NOT PLAYING NICKELBACK.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0Owo2WAYpkw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ignore the cutsie begining, my wife was playing around with video editing.

What was your band name? Guys in denim shorts?

[Manning, Esq.]

Farewell, adieu, so long, Auf Weidersehn, and Donk!

[deliciousV]

What was your band name? Guys in denim shorts?

it was hot, and we were playing the back patio bar. Woulda been a great name though

[Dell]

pinky toe actually. we've all seen the movie.

damnit...I had that in my Netflix queue!