Ron And Fez Listening Thread 01/09/12 Happy Poindexter Day!

[Crispy123]

Morning buddays! and Happy B-day to the NY Dolls frontman!

http://tomorrowstarted.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/3-David-Johansen-new-york-dolls-480x670.jpg

and also Happy B-day to Mr. David "I like mines neapolitan" Bowie

http://www.davidbowie.com/bin/images/html/gwen_db_iman_bb_2007_480px.jpg


Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Pre-Order Patrice's Final CD for the holidays you dickbag (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)

http://www.theinterrobang.com/
1 866 RON 0 FEZ

[disneyspy]

HAHAHAHAHA i have a feeling


mornin buddays

[disneyspy]

song is JOHN, I'M ONLY DANCING by DAVID BOWIE who is 65 now

SPY WINS AGAIN!!

[Crispy123]

song is I'M ONLY DANCING by DAVID BOWIE who is 65 now

SPY WINS AGAIN!!

Pepper doesn't dig deep. He will always be Pepper "bubble gum pop" Hicks to me.

[CountryBob]

Greetings and salutations!

I hope Tebow wins the Superbowl now.

[IamFogHat]

Well hi there. It's Monday right?

[CountryBob]

College Football National Championship tonight - I say Alabama beats them this time!

[disneyspy]

kinda bummed,they started this years .net playoffpool while i was in no internet land

[disneyspy]

c-bob,check out what best buy has on sale this week http://bestbuy.shoplocal.com/bestbuy/default.aspx?action=entryflash& page 6 the timing is perfect

[Crispy123]

Team Disney??? Isn't that San Fran???

[disneyspy]

Team Disney??? Isn't that San Fran???

that was so funny i forgot to laugh

[Crispy123]

that was so funny i forgot to laugh

Alzehimers is a bitch. :smile:

[CountryBob]

c-bob,check out what best buy has on sale this week http://bestbuy.shoplocal.com/bestbuy/default.aspx?action=entryflash& page 6 the timing is perfect

Nice - I love Best Buy but my local store never has anything in stock. I have tried to buy 3 TVs, 2 computers, a fridge and a washer dryer - and all times, they wanted to order everything. I am an impulse buyer and dont want to order.

Keep shit stocked - and I will buy more from ya.

[CountryBob]

If Tevo dosent start using Tebow for advertisements, they are missing an opportunity.

[CountryBob]

If Big Ben wasnt playing hurt - Denver would not have won that game.

[Gutter]

Morning buddays!!! Big win for Big Blue yesterday....They keep playing like this and things could get very interesting.

you heard it here first folks.....the Super Bowl will be a 2000 rematch of Giants vs. Ravens with a drastically different outcome in favor of the Giants of course.


Mark Whalberg unannounced interview? sweeeeeet.

[Gutter]

If Big Ben wasnt playing hurt - Denver would not have won that game.

If Mendenhall wasn't hurt......etc, etc, etc.

[Crispy123]

O SHIT SON!!!

it's a "stand alone movie," Marky Mark taking shots at Fezzie!!!

[jimmyolsenblues]

I came in late, who is ron interviewing who said he went to jail?

[Gutter]

I came in late, who is ron interviewing who said he went to jail?

mark whalberg.....he was talking about those bad boy days when he ran with the funky bunch.

[disneyspy]

O SHIT SON!!!

it's a "stand alone movie," Marky Mark taking shots at Fezzie!!!

hope he doesnt try to push any cake on fez

[jimmyolsenblues]

Thank you gutter,,,very strange sounds nothing like I thought he would sound.

[CountryBob]

If Mendenhall wasn't hurt......etc, etc, etc.

Just exactly what Tebow needed to be able to continue his dream run. I dont see it extending at New England - but I am rooting for him.

[Gutter]

wow....erroneous!!! erroneous on both counts Mark and Ron!!! UFC fighters are making a shit ton of money and so far, are enjoying longer careers than most boxers and are much healthier than most pro boxers by the time they retire.

It doesn't seem like anyone is making money because the top fighters don't get 30mil for a shitty fight while some unknown struggles to scrape enough money together for trainers to get ready for his undercard fight......Everyone makes a pretty good chunk on change on every card.

[Gutter]

Thank you gutter,,,very strange sounds nothing like I thought he would sound.

He did sound a little different from his movie roles....sounded like he had a bit of a cold or something. no worries though brosef.

[disneyspy]

ronny walhberg is cracking me up

[Gutter]

hahaha this guy is gonna hang up thinking Mark Whalberg is a dick!!! hahahaha. This is so awkward.

[CountryBob]

Haha - Ron fucking with this Rocky caller

[Furtherman]

I don't know if Rocky was playing along but that was great.

[Crispy123]

lol. Luv Marky Mark and the RonnyB bunch

[Manning, Esq.]

Boy, is it hot, hot, hot in here, or what? What's the frequency, Boppers? Sounds like I missed the Temptation Island guy, eh?

[Gutter]

I don't know if Rocky was playing along but that was great.

Rocky sounded like a nervous panicky mess.

[CountryBob]

Please - how about no Bowie songs today?

[disneyspy]

friend of mine said he loved THE WARRIOR and he's not a big mma guy

[CountryBob]

BloodSport was kinda the first MMA movie I remember....

Jean Claude Van Goddamnit

[Gutter]

Yea, these guys aren't making any money at all. top earnings for 2011.


1 Tito Ortiz* $1,045,000
2 Michael Bisping $ 850,000
3 Dan Henderson* $ 820,000
4 Fedor Emelianenko* $ 800,000
5 Jon Jones* $ 785,000
6 Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira* $ 750,000
7 Vitor Belfort* $ 620,000
8 Lyoto Machida* $ 604,000
9 Nick Diaz $ 600,000
10 Frank Mir* $ 575,000
10 Rampage Jackson* $ 575,000

Keep in mind, these are just the released earnings. UFC is notoriously tight lipped about how much they're actually paying these dudes.

[Crispy123]

What happened in Tampa Fez?

[CountryBob]

This David Bowie makes good knives or sumphin - tss.tss

[Gutter]

Please - how about no Bowie songs today?

Don't fight it....its gonna happen all day long.

Is there a TV network just doing an all day marathon of Labyrinth by any chance?

[CountryBob]

Don't fight it....its gonna happen all day long.

Is there a TV network just doing an all day marathon of Labyrinth by any chance?

Ha - Labyrinth. I wanted to see J Connely naked so bad when that movie came out.

[CountryBob]

Anyone here go to estate auctions? I went to one Saturday and got some cool framed pictures for at least 25% of what the are worth.

[Manning, Esq.]

Anyone here go to estate auctions? I went to one Saturday and got some cool framed pictures for at least 25% of what the are worth.

Thought y'all called them The Flea Markets.

[Gutter]

Ha - Labyrinth. I wanted to see J Connely naked so bad when that movie came out.

Throw on Requiem for a Dream.

[Manning, Esq.]

Ha - Labyrinth. I wanted to see J Connely naked so bad when that movie came out.

Paul?

[realmenhatelife]

Throw on Requiem for a Dream.

15 years too late for Cbob's taste. #sanduskyvibe



Do you realize how long that woman has been good looking? And for my taste it's Career Opportunities.

[Crispy123]

Thought y'all called them The Flea Markets.

It goes Estate Sale--->Flea Market---->Swap Meet.

Only rednecks go to swap meets.

[Gutter]

15 years too late for Cbob's taste. #sanduskyvibe


agreed. Penn State showers all up in this bitch.

Maybe Fez would do better if the building put one of these things in the fire escape stairs.

http://www.stairwaychairliftsbuyerguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/electric-stair-chair.jpg

[Crispy123]

Did pepper really just say, "She looked at me LIKE I'm a terrible person?"

[Gutter]

No idea why Fez would hate elevators.

I always thought he loved going down the shaft.

[realmenhatelife]

I got sucked into a marathon of Face Off on G4, yesterday. It's a reality competition series in the vein of Top Chef, Sheer Genius etc about movie makeup artists. Now I have to watch the new season.

[Gutter]

I got sucked into a marathon of Face Off on G4, yesterday. It's a reality competition series in the vein of Top Chef, Sheer Genius etc about movie makeup artists. Now I have to watch the new season.

I really enjoyed the first season. Thought it was pretty cool...when's season 2 start?

[realmenhatelife]

But Fez has a cat.


We had a mouse a few months ago, and we have a fat lazy cat and a spry, energetic ex stray. So the energetic cat chases the damn mouse into my bedroom and makes a bunch of noise chasing it around while I'm asleep, then the two cats stake out the damn mouse as it's hiding under my end table. Well the next morning my brother gets up to go to work so the fat cat runs to eat breakfast, right in the middle of the stakeout, and the mouse makes a break for it and escapes the little cat.

The next day I tell my brother 'We have a mouse.' and he's all grossed out, like Fez, cus he hates mice. 10 minutes later I walk out of the kitchen and there's the mouse, minus one head.

[Gutter]

You guys gotta go watch this video they're talking about.....look how fucked up the bungie rope is.....it looks like a fucking hagfish.

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[disneyspy]

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[realmenhatelife]

I really enjoyed the first season. Thought it was pretty cool...when's season 2 start?

Wednesday night on Syfy. How about the fat guy that always wore a tank top and leather vest acting like he had to build himself a prostethic gut for his 'fat pasty goth' disguise.

[Manning, Esq.]

A Fez & 'Tanley show would be extraordinary.

[Gutter]

Wednesday night on Syfy. How about the fat guy that always wore a tank top and leather vest acting like he had to build himself a prostethic gut for his 'fat pasty goth' disguise.

sweet. I love when you forget about a show until you get about 2 days away from the new season premiere.

And was that Tate that you're talking about? He definitely didn't need that fake gut hahaha.....I do remember wanting to just fucking murder that douche bag Frank though. What an asshole. And I thought the girl Jo should have been allowed to stick around much longer. She was definitely better than that giddy 21 year old that she hated.

[realmenhatelife]

A Fez & 'Tanley show would be extraordinary.

I heard the Tanley and Dave show for a bit this weekend running errands and wow was it unbearable. Just screaming the word jiz over and over, constantly.







Since when does the show talk about underground music? They talk about bowie 45 minutes 3 days a week.

[Crispy123]

Becuz we give a flying fuck what these callers think.

[Gutter]

A Fez & 'Tanley show would be extraordinary.

yea, that needs to happen one day. That would be amazing.

[realmenhatelife]

sweet. I love when you forget about a show until you get about 2 days away from the new season premiere.

And was that Tate that you're talking about? He definitely didn't need that fake gut hahaha.....I do remember wanting to just fucking murder that douche bag Frank though. What an asshole. And I thought the girl Jo should have been allowed to stick around much longer. She was definitely better than that giddy 21 year old that she hated.

Jo was the one with the guaged out ears, right? She looked like one of the human disguises the alien's used in the MIB movies.

The giddy girl got hers in the end though, her failure was pretty spectacular. The judges looked like they wanted to spit on her.

[Manning, Esq.]

I heard the Tanley and Dave show for a bit this weekend ... screaming the word jiz over and over, constantly.

For those who do not realize it, this could, quite literally, be a 100% genuine review of an ESD pogrom.

[Crispy123]

Haha Yea Fez!!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Whooo Boy. It's crumbling like blue cheeses up in here.

[Lemieux66]

Well at least he gets it.

[disneyspy]

man fez sure is bitching himself out good

[A.J.]

"Fatass the Trucker". Ha!

[Crispy123]

Yea Fez isn't good radio. Sure.

Pull the dick cheese out of your ears peeple.

[Furtherman]

He's gonna pop! (I hope)

[Crispy123]

not worse than hitler, just baby hitler.

[Manning, Esq.]

not worse than hitler, just baby hitler.

Ha!!

[newport king]

This guys gotts be kidding at this point

[CountryBob]

If you are terrible at your own job - you get replaced. Enough said

[Zorro]

Even Posada knew it was time to retire

[Crispy123]

Cmon Fez, how about that gay ass pony tail?

[Manning, Esq.]

If you are terrible at your own job - you get replaced. Enough said

Straight from the HR's gamebook, in the chapter about "Letting Someone Go."

[Crispy123]

I are terrible. Enough said

fixed

[Crispy123]

Get A Haircut Ron!!!

[Gutter]

Jo was the one with the guaged out ears, right? She looked like one of the human disguises the alien's used in the MIB movies.

The giddy girl got hers in the end though, her failure was pretty spectacular. The judges looked like they wanted to spit on her.

yes, that was Jo. and giddy girl did go down in flames, but it almost made it more annoying because since she went down so gloriously it became even more blatantly obvious that she didn't deserve to stay on the show that long. I really enjoyed the show though....I'm not much a fan of reality TV, but competition shows like that are fun and this was a really different twist on that genre of TV. I really didn't think we'd see a season 2.

[CountryBob]

The secret will set you free - Fez!

[Manning, Esq.]

Great follow-up live read for Kinnect: What? I'm gonna jump around my living room like an idiot.

[realmenhatelife]

yes, that was Jo. and giddy girl did go down in flames, but it almost made it more annoying because since she went down so gloriously it became even more blatantly obvious that she didn't deserve to stay on the show that long. I really enjoyed the show though....I'm not much a fan of reality TV, but competition shows like that are fun and this was a really different twist on that genre of TV. I really didn't think we'd see a season 2.

Yeah it sucks when you get into a show and it just goes away because noone likes it. See also Sheer Genius.





Fez against the world martyr Fez is the absolute hardest to take. He's such a cranky old lady.

And Fez is blisteringly angry and not dealing with it.

[Crispy123]

Great follow-up live read for Kinnect: What? I'm gonna jump around my living room like an idiot.

Seriously, Ron luvs to get the sponsors pissed and he will be the downfall of the show.

[CountryBob]

last caller hit it out of the park. Got to be able to laugh at yourself.

Fez hit it earlier, he gets shit if he dosent talk, he gets shit when he does talk.

[Lemieux66]

Yeah, the mouse bit. That's future Best Of material for sure.

[LeedsJr]

"My ass makes a weird smell when I have an orgasm."

May be the single funniest line I have ever heard.

[CountryBob]

Fez agrees that he sucks now, is not entertaining, and pulls the show to a stop.

Why dosent he see that he should bow down - is beyond me.

[CountryBob]

Smelly orgasm

great new board name

[Manning, Esq.]

Why dosent he see that he should bow down ...?

Because he can't even see that he should bow down, I'm guessing.

[CountryBob]

Fez needs some sort of checks and balances (accountability) with his job. If this dosnet happen currently, I can see why he wouldnt have the passion anymore - he is in his weird comfort zone of being paranoid and miserable. And collecting a huge check each week.

[Recyclerz]

"My ass makes a weird smell when I have an orgasm."

May be the single funniest line I have ever heard.
I'll bet he stole that bit from "Rescue Me."
Fez doesn't have orgasms since thinking about Rory makes him too sad to maintain wood.

[Crispy123]

did he just tell Fez to volunteer at a homo shelter???

[disneyspy]

if you volunteer someplace you're not stuck to a real schedule or alarm clock

[realmenhatelife]

Smelly orgasm

great new board name

I think you're just trying to trick girls into smelling your dick hole.



It's amazing how much the show repeats itself. Fez you should get laid. Fez you should volunteer. Fez tell the secret. Fez take xanax. Maybe you're allergic to the dog?

What's wrong today buddy? Oh just the usual, I had to ride an elevator.

[Manning, Esq.]

A $31,000 parody?

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

just flew into Nashville, TN and boy are my arms tired...

how are Ron and the Big Cat doing today?

[CountryBob]

Reading about dark matter and I wonder how the hell do scientists have it all figured out when we can even see dark matter? The presence distorts light and time around it but come on - space is some serious shit.

I have a hard time grasping the concept that space is endless - we measure everything in time - and in space, using time is kinda irrevelant but just for distance between 2 objects.

Now my head hurts....

[sailor]

"My ass makes a weird smell when I have an orgasm."

May be the single funniest line I have ever heard.

Don't know how no one remembered that story.

[disneyspy]

if you want to geta dollar out of me you need to put on a show

i say the same thing to my mom

[CountryBob]

Sirius dont hire them for their math skills - obviously.

[CountryBob]

if you want to geta dollar out of me you need to put on a show

i say the same thing to my mom

I wanted to throw a stripper pole joke here - but decided against it.

[disneyspy]

I wanted to throw a stripper pole joke here - but decided against it.

muffin

[Gutter]

just flew into Nashville, TN and boy are my arms tired...


You're better than that Dell.

[disneyspy]

fiona from shameless got about 74% less sexy over the break in the seasons

[Gutter]

fiona from shameless got about 74% less sexy over the break in the seasons

That sucks.....i saw the very first episode of the first season over the weekend. That's just depressing....she's super hot.

[CountryBob]

fiona from shameless got about 74% less sexy over the break in the seasons

But, she looked 100% with her tits out fucking the shit out of the guy on the beach.

[disneyspy]

That sucks.....i saw the very first episode of the first season over the weekend. That's just depressing....she's super hot.

first season wow,second season looked more like jwow from jerseyshore

[disneyspy]

messageboard psychic-they're gonna come back with REBEL REBEL from break

[Dell]

damn, I noticed the dvr recording last night but I didn't check it...

now I've to wait until the weekend because SHO doesn't have online option through FIOS like HBO!!!...:wallbash:

[Gutter]

damn, I noticed the dvr recording last night but I didn't check it...


it was funnier with the typo dell.

[Dell]

You're better than that Dell.

HA, I tried the same joke via text with my wife and only got her concerned about my health...she thought I was having a stroke or heart attack

BTW, Spy loses again!

[Crispy123]

messageboard psychic-they're gonna come back with REBEL REBEL from break

abooooo!!!

[Dell]

it was funnier with the typo dell.

yeah, I'm old...my wife still ask me to "rewind" when she wants to go back to a scene

[disneyspy]

i'm the only one here with balls

[A.J.]

i'm the only one here with balls

Na, Ryan has them too. I saw them.

[disneyspy]

Na, Ryan has them too. I saw them.

those little boy balls hardly count

[Gutter]

HA, I tried the same joke via text with my wife and only got her concerned about my health...she thought I was having a stroke or heart attack

BTW, Spy loses again!

hahaha that's funny.

[Gutter]

wait wait wait.....did what's his name on the phone right now say that Eli Manning is a scientologist?

[CountryBob]

I'm rooting for a San Fran vs. Denver Superbowl.

Tired of the Packers, Saints, New England, Ravens - and definitely, the fucking Giants.

Go Skins!

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm rooting for a San Fran vs. Denver Superbowl.

Tired of the Packers, Saints, New England, Ravens - and definitely, the fucking Giants.

Go Skins!

I just want the fellas to have a good time, and to play a fair game. The only thing that'd eff it all up, from my perspective, is if the commercials are lame, or some '80s act does the halftime show. I don;t think I have anything to worry about.

[CountryBob]

Fez Whatley Pizza Party!

Must have a cold beer or pizza is not perfect

[disneyspy]

i hope they're smart enough to cut some of those pieces in half

[CountryBob]

Hah killing mice.

When Dove hunting - sometimes, the dove falls after you shoot it but is still alive (suffering). I immediately wring their necks - to help ease the pain.

I couldnt imagine Fez doing this either.

[CountryBob]

i hope they're smart enough to cut some of those pieces in half

I see what you did there

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh, yeah. You know my right turn-signal is a'blinking.

http://web2wear.com/images/fishdonk400.jpg



C'youse.

[CountryBob]

Later fellows - tomorrow, Ron makes fun of Fez's pizza attempt, prompting another "I suck" meltdown.
Everyday - rinse and repeat.

[Gutter]

HAHAHAHA Hicks, "cummy cummy pizza"

hahahaha

[CountryBob]

Cummy, cummy Pizza - haha

[CountryBob]

Love how Pepper's vocal pauses are fuck, cunt, shit...

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good one

C'YA!!

[sailor]

Hah killing mice.

When Dove hunting - sometimes, the dove falls after you shoot it but is still alive (suffering). I immediately wring their necks - to help ease the pain.

I couldnt imagine Fez doing this either.

Creep.