Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 01/12/12 - Same Old, Same Old...

[Misteriosa]

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1 866 RON 0 FEZ

[CountryBob]

Hi - everytime I hear a Bjork song I think of James Bond movies.

[Crispy123]

Top of the mornin! :bye:

[disneyspy]

mornin,was just about to start a thread since nobuddayelse would,found this pic and dont want to waste it

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-a_bMnC-2ERI/Th3h54ZBE1I/AAAAAAAAH9k/fHR1_oNXyi4/s1600/Sexy+Image+fourth_of_july.jpg

[Warren Peace]

speaking on Bjork...10 NYC shows in February. On sale tomorrow.

[Donnie Iris]

What ever happened with Zito and the cyst reveal?

[Crispy123]

It is HORSESHIT to immediately jump on these Marines! It makes me mad!!! :furious::wallbash:

[CountryBob]

God bless America!

[CountryBob]

It is HORSESHIT to immediately jump on these Marines! It makes me mad!!! :furious::wallbash:

Pissed off? I have a nice thread for that... wukka wukka...

[Crispy123]

Pissed off? I have a nice thread for that... wukka wukka...

fucking pissed off!

[CountryBob]

re-watched Full Metal Jacket last night. It had been years since I have seen it and loved it all over again.

Me love you long time

[LeedsJr]

What ever happened with Zito and the cyst reveal?

Rob Cross confirmed it's existence, said he had seen enough cysts from this show, and went to lunch. The bit died there.

[CountryBob]

Kinda reminds me of when an athelete does something crazy off field and then they have to answer to the team.

Its all about PR bullshit

[LeedsJr]

re-watched Full Metal Jacket last night. It had been years since I have seen it and loved it all over again.

Me love you long time

Stumbled across it last night and couldn't go to sleep before it was over.

"What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!?"

[A.J.]

Ummm.....the Taliban ARE Muslims, Ron.

[CountryBob]

Rob Cross confirmed it's existence, said he had seen enough cysts from this show, and went to lunch. The bit died there.

Rob Cross = Bit Killer!

[Crispy123]

Ummm.....the Taliban ARE Muslims, Ron.

They just want to get rid of all the tali's or sumthin.....tssss....tssss

[CountryBob]

Stumbled across it last night and couldn't go to sleep before it was over.

"What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!?"

Didnt realize that the sound clip OandA play a lot was from FMJ - "Is this some kind of sick joke?"

[LeedsJr]

We're okay with our soldiers blowing those people to pieces, but offended if they pee on the pieces?

Yeah, that makes sense.

[disneyspy]

fucking pissed off!

pee all you can pee lil trooper

[Gutter]

Morning buddays.

[CountryBob]

Our government kills and the American people condemn.

Crazy shit I say.

[LeedsJr]

Didnt realize that the sound clip OandA play a lot was from FMJ - "Is this some kind of sick joke?"

"Private Pile! You climb obstacles like old people fuck!"

:lol:

[CountryBob]

Opie was bithcing about who posted the video and that was bad that they did. When he would give his right nut to have released that vid - and Ant called him out on it.

[CountryBob]

RLee Ermy - was made for the role of Sarge. Didnt seem like he was acting did it?

[Crispy123]

That pretty much sums it up, We are ALL batshit crazy. The American people, the Taliban, and the Marines.

[LeedsJr]

RLee Ermy - was made for the role of Sarge. Didnt seem like he was acting did it?

He was originally on set as an advisor. Kubrick liked him so much he gave him the part.

"Your days of finger banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"

[A.J.]

If there's one thing he hates, it's an unlocked footlocker.

[LeedsJr]

That pretty much sums it up, We are ALL batshit crazy. The American people, the Taliban, and the Marines.

YOU'RE batshit crazy!

[Gutter]

RLee Ermy - was made for the role of Sarge. Didnt seem like he was acting did it?

He's a legit drill sergeant and was brought into the audition room when they were casting for that role to give some insight to what a drill instructor should sound like. The people trying out for the role were so bad that they decided Ermy was the best choice. They convinced him and he took the part.

[sailor]

Without hearing anything else, I don't see how this action can be condoned. It also doesn't help us in any fashion.

[CountryBob]

Noticed this morning during a news show about candidates slinging mud on commercials. I dont understand why Abortion has to be one of the big views that gets placed under the microscope anymore.

God our country has so many fucking problems we need fixed but we still focus on abortion. I hate politics.

[Crispy123]

YOU'RE batshit crazy!

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0809/bat-country-bat-country-fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-demotivational-poster-1221617405.jpg

[Misteriosa]

speaking on Bjork...10 NYC shows in February. On sale tomorrow.

you are gonna buy me tickets right?

[CountryBob]

Like the stupid death scentence that get put on by those savages - for anyone who draws a picture of Muhommad

[LeedsJr]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0809/bat-country-bat-country-fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-demotivational-poster-1221617405.jpg

The "ether walk" in that movie is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[LeedsJr]

you are gonna buy me tickets right?

$75 to stand, $150 for a seat?? Yikes!

[CountryBob]

$75 to stand, $150 for a seat?? Yikes!

How much for floating?

[disneyspy]

a local afgan vet just came home and was the top story here http://www.upnorthlive.com/

[Misteriosa]

$75 to stand, $150 for a seat?? Yikes!

im seriously thinking about which bill i can skip so i can go to this. she hasnt been in nyc in 5 years.

and i need 2 tickets.

[CountryBob]

Maybe we just need to arm our troops with paddles and let them give the enemy a good spanking. :wacko:

[LeedsJr]

How much for floating?

I guess add the price of a gram of good shit?

[Crispy123]

a local afgan vet just came home and was the top story here http://www.upnorthlive.com/

Wow. Thats community support.

[Crispy123]

I get in the mood for a nut bar whenever I hear Ron Paul supporters talk.

[disneyspy]

Wow. Thats community support.

i went out just to hit a meeting this morning and couldnt believe that the streets were actually lined with people with american flags all standing quietly

[Manning, Esq.]

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B-to-the-jörk!!! Nice.

[sailor]

Sure, the public is fickle, but supporting the troops doesn't mean supporting atrocities they may commit. It's pretty fucking simple.

[Crispy123]

Sure, the public is fickle, but supporting the troops doesn't mean supporting atrocities they may commit. It's pretty fucking simple.

pissing on a corpse is hardly an atrocity. I'd say even calling it desecration is debatable.

[Manning, Esq.]

It's a complex scenario, to be sure--analyzing the mindset of a combat marine. One thing it certainly disproves, however, is Ronnie's theory that we treat our family worse than strangers (let's hope, for the soldiers' mamas' sake).

[CountryBob]

I love seeing troop support and the homecomings. When the spouses and children get to hug their loved ones and the overhwelming joy that is present.

I am such a softie for story's of human compassion.

[sailor]

We're okay with our soldiers blowing those people to pieces, but offended if they pee on the pieces?

Yeah, that makes sense.

Yes, it absolutely does.

[CountryBob]

Caller is right - most go into the military as a way out of their shitty situation in life.

[CountryBob]

I honestly dont care if they are pissing or shitting on the enemy corpses - I do care that they were video'd and exposed and make the whole deal look bad.

[LeedsJr]

Did he just say, "our very salivation is at stake"??

[Manning, Esq.]

Who is this Brony?

[Misteriosa]

Did he just say, "our very salivation is at stake"??

http://www.prosportstickers.com/product_images/s/homer_drool_2__44365.gif

[Manning, Esq.]

Did he just say, "our very salivation is at stake"??

HA!!! Missed that - too good.

[CountryBob]

http://www.prosportstickers.com/product_images/s/homer_drool_2__44365.gif

Starvin for lunch - this is the way I feel rght now...

[sailor]

pissing on a corpse is hardly an atrocity. I'd say even calling it desecration is debatable.

Yes, I thought the hyperbole was apparent. Sorry for any confusion. Desecration it definitely is.

[Crispy123]

Yes, I thought the hyperbole was apparent. Sorry for any confusion. Desecration it definitely is.

We can debate it in the Afghanistan thread where I posted the video. If you DARE!

[CountryBob]

We can debate it in the Afghanistan thread where I posted the video. If you DARE!

Im scared! :help:

[Misteriosa]

the doctor brought in a cheese that smells like vomit. he says its italian. i say its disgusting.

the office smells like hangover. :wallbash:

[Gutter]

ok, I like Zito, but someone just not ever watching a single sci fi movie is something that will make me hate a person

[Gutter]

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[disneyspy]

ok, I like Zito, but someone just not ever watching a single sci fi movie is something that will make me hate a person

and people that think indiana jones is hokey pisses me off too

[sailor]

Flash. Boo.

[Gutter]

and people that think indiana jones is hokey pisses me off too

#10 on the interrobang for unecessary sci fi moments is the end of Indiana Jones where they open the ark. That's one of the coolest scenes in the movie!!!!

[Furtherman]

ok, I like Zito, but someone just not ever watching a single sci fi movie is something that will make me hate a person

I know someone who has never seen Star Wars... but it's pretty damn impossible to never have seen a sci-fi movie.


TIME COP! The muscles from Brussels! The pecs of Death! Van Damm!

Yea, I never turn it off either.

It's the time transport that is really messed up. Where does the sled you're sitting in go?

[Furtherman]

That scene from Star Trek IV, is a bit strange, but I think it kinda works... and it's different than any other "traveling back through time" sequence.

[disneyspy]

#10 on the interrobang for unecessary sci fi moments is the end of Indiana Jones where they open the ark. That's one of the coolest scenes in the movie!!!!

i will destroy the next person that shits on you

[Crispy123]

hasn't zito said he saw 12 monkeys?

[realmenhatelife]

I really dont understand this list.

[Gutter]

I'm going to enter in for approval for this list the movie Enemy Mine. Yes, the entire movie.

here's pretty much the whole thing in the theatrical trailer:

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[Gutter]

i will destroy the next person that shits on you

I don't recall being shit on, but thanx.

[disneyspy]

I don't recall being shit on, but thanx.

EVERYONE does it in a way that you dont realize its being done,but i've put out the word and i'm sure it'll stop now

[realmenhatelife]

"The guy with the wings" is Brian Blessed as Prince motherfucking Voltan, one of the greatest characters in cinema history and the whole reason I grew a beard. Ingrate.

[Gutter]

EVERYONE does it in a way that you dont realize its being done,but i've put out the word and i'm sure it'll stop now

oh....well ummmm thanks? i guess?

[Manning, Esq.]

One of the best FX of the list, itself, is how it slows down time. Wait, on second thought, that's a standing iBang feature whenever more than one vid lands on a Web page.

[Furtherman]

#10 on the interrobang for unecessary sci fi moments is the end of Indiana Jones where they open the ark. That's one of the coolest scenes in the movie!!!!

Yea, that shouldn't be on there... the entire lead up to the ark is exposition of its unnatural powers and how it shouldn't be disturbed by man.


I think #1 should be that Superman scene when he throws the S off his chest. HA! That is ridiculious.


They ought to include The Last Starfighter. The F/X in that is awful, even for its time.

[Misteriosa]

Yea, that shouldn't be on there... the entire lead up to the ark is exposition of its unnatural powers and how it shouldn't be disturbed by man.


I think #1 should be that Superman scene when he throws the S off his chest. HA! That is ridiculious.
They ought to include The Last Starfighter. The F/X in that is awful, even for its time.

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[disneyspy]

if INDEPENDENCE DAY didnt piss you off cuz a nerd gave the alien race a virus from his laptop then i dont know what will

[realmenhatelife]

"The guy with the wings" is Brian Blessed as Prince motherfucking Voltan, one of the greatest characters in cinema history and the whole reason I grew a beard. Ingrate.

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[Furtherman]

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Hahahaha... the most powerful man ever just threw some saran wrap at me and it disappeared. WTF.

[Gutter]

Every single moment of Starship Troopers and Battlefield Earth.

[Gutter]

Hahahaha... the most powerful man ever just threw some saran wrap at me and it disappeared. WTF.

you missed the family guy version of the clip i posted one page back.

[deliciousV]

Ron drops a Sam Drucker reference and nobody there has the balls to say "how old are you?"

[disneyspy]

Ron drops a Sam Drucker reference and nobody there has the balls to say "how old are you?"

who's sam drucker?

[LeedsJr]

I'm with Ron. I had no memory of that Superman II scene.

[realmenhatelife]

Every single moment of Starship Troopers and Battlefield Earth.

Bite your tongue, Starship Troopers is awesome.

[Furtherman]

you missed the family guy version of the clip i posted one page back.

I did! I just watched it and that's hilarious!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Bite your tongue, Starship Troopers is awesome.

Hmmph ... y'mean like PBR & skinny jeans? Cause, I hain't seen it, but may.

[Furtherman]

Bite your tongue, Starship Troopers is awesome.

Awesomely awful.

[Gutter]

Bite your tongue, Starship Troopers is awesome.

but so deserves to be on the list.

[deliciousV]

who's sam drucker?

Sam Drucker (portrayed by actor Frank Cady) was the operator of the general store in Hooterville in the fictional world of the 1960s American sitcoms Petticoat Junction and Green Acres and made several guest appearances on The Beverly Hillbillies.

[realmenhatelife]

Awesomely awful.

I think it's genius satire, like a whole meta satire. Not "lets get a good actor to pretend he's a bad actor in a bad, fascist action movie." lets just get a terrible actor who normally would be in one of these terrible, right wing action movies.

[disneyspy]

I think it's genius satire, like a whole meta satire. Not "lets get a good actor to pretend he's a bad actor in a bad, fascist action movie." lets just get a terrible actor who normally would be in one of these terrible, right wing action movies.

One day, somebody like me is going to kill you, and your whole fucking race!

[realmenhatelife]

Armand White!

[disneyspy]

Sam Drucker (portrayed by actor Frank Cady) was the operator of the general store in Hooterville in the fictional world of the 1960s American sitcoms Petticoat Junction and Green Acres and made several guest appearances on The Beverly Hillbillies.

how fucking old are you!

[realmenhatelife]

One day, somebody like me is going to kill you, and your whole fucking race!

Fleet does the flying, MI does the dying.

[deliciousV]

how fucking old are you!

I knew it was a setup, But I played along, I'll be the straight man.

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

went to the conference for the next session and the parking lot was FULL...not that many people at the conference, so a lot of people must just like paying $19 to park

oh well, time to get some other work done and listen to the best show on the radio

[Furtherman]

I think it's genius satire, like a whole meta satire. Not "lets get a good actor to pretend he's a bad actor in a bad, fascist action movie." lets just get a terrible actor who normally would be in one of these terrible, right wing action movies.

I get the whole "satire" angle... but I prefer my satire to be smart. Doogie Houser wore a nazi uniform. Really?

[Manning, Esq.]

No Name, huh. Betcha we hear from Fred BK today, eh?

[disneyspy]

No Name, huh. Betcha we hear from Fred BK today, eh?

he'll just come on and say we used to delete his posts

[LeedsJr]

One day, somebody like me is going to kill you, and your whole fucking race!

Just don't pee on them.

[Dell]

FFB isn't the same since he quit smoking pot...I find him more tolerable now (opposite of the effect pot has on most people I know)

edit: oops...is "Fred BK" the same as FFB?

[realmenhatelife]

I get the whole "satire" angle... but I prefer my satire to be smart. Doogie Houser wore a nazi uniform. Really?

He made a much more coherant movie in English than I coudl make in German or whatever. Ofcourse if you could stick the villian from Robocop in Starship Troopers my balls would've exploded in pleasure.

[Manning, Esq.]

FFB isn't the same since he quit smoking pot...I find him more tolerable now (opposite of the effect pot has on most people I know)

edit: oops...is "Fred BK" the same as FFB?

Sho'nuff ... Unless you meant Fantasy Football, or Funky Fresh Boys.

[realmenhatelife]

FFB isn't the same since he quit smoking pot...I find him more tolerable now (opposite of the effect pot has on most people I know)

edit: oops...is "Fred BK" the same as FFB?

I always imagine Fred BK wearing heather grey sweatpants 24/7 that have a really saggy ass, and 75% of the time the sleeves are cut off of his shirt. Actually in my head he looks exactly like Capt. Phil Harris.

[sailor]

I love sf books, but can't stand most scifi movies. The books are often intellectual and the movies are normally glorified monster movies.

[Manning, Esq.]

What's the iBang-Reddit connection? The latter seems to get a lot more attention than is warranted on RF.

[disneyspy]

What's the iBang-Reddit connection? The latter seems to get a lot more attention than is warranted on RF.

reddit is taking an anti-censorship stand against SOPA and as we all know the ibang never censors posts

[Manning, Esq.]

Google will not "go dark" for a day. Ain't gonna happen. Yahoo, maybe. Reddit, who gives a shinola. Google's too pervasive.

[LeedsJr]

Google will not "go dark" for a day. Ain't gonna happen. Yahoo, maybe. Reddit, who gives a shinola. Google's too pervasive.

I seriously doubt Yahoo, Facebook, or any other for-profit site will be a part of this.

[Manning, Esq.]

Coherent callers are the best. I miss 'em.

[Gutter]

Coherent callers are the best. I miss 'em.

Yea that was a fucking tragedy of a phone call.

[LeedsJr]

Coherent callers are the best. I miss 'em.

Yea that was a fucking tragedy of a phone call.

I honestly thought he was on a cel phone that kept cutting out.

[Dell]

you misunderstood the guy...he said Yeahoo

(best tackler since Montana)

[Manning, Esq.]

Rather than shutting down, Reddit should loop The D for the day.

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[sailor]

Bite your tongue, Starship Troopers is awesome.

Yes. BE was one of the biggest book to movie disappointments to me ever.

[Manning, Esq.]

I liked her better when she was joined by other callers, Andre, Iris, and Fred Rogers.

[Gutter]

http://www.gsnwgl.org/public/images/news/2011/05/samoas-unwrapped/samoas_500x375.jpg

lets cut the shit with the thin mints and recognize the true king of the GS cookies.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hey, Jan, the Sunflower Girls never had a problem.

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/4/n/4ny8391hom7141yo.jpg

[Crispy123]

http://www.gsnwgl.org/public/images/news/2011/05/samoas-unwrapped/samoas_500x375.jpg

lets cut the shit with the thin mints and recognize the true king of the GS cookies.

those are my fave.

[LeedsJr]

lets cut the shit with the thin mints and recognize the true king of the GS cookies.

those are my fave.

Which one of you called?

[LeedsJr]

I don't think I could possibly care less who the girl and boy scouts want to let in to their little club.

[Gutter]

Which one of you called?

Not I....I'm stuck at work.

[LeedsJr]

Dos-I-dos are peanut butter sammich cookies.

[Dell]

Dos-I-dos are peanut butter sammich cookies.

blech

[LeedsJr]

blech

Blasphemy!

I make the same girl scout cookie order every year - "Gimme 2 boxes of everything that isn't sugar or fat free."

[Misteriosa]

http://www.gsnwgl.org/public/images/news/2011/05/samoas-unwrapped/samoas_500x375.jpg

lets cut the shit with the thin mints and recognize the true king of the GS cookies.

fuck yes.

recently, ive been informed that these cookies are very similar:

http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DSC_5179.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Interesting find, but moral conundrum? Nah.

I'm feeling generally critical and unfriendly today.

[LeedsJr]

Interesting find, but moral conundrum? Nah.

I'm feeling generally critical and unfriendly today.

YOU'RE generally critical and unfriendly!

Oh wait... never mind.

[Dell]

Blasphemy!

I make the same girl scout cookie order every year - "Gimme 2 boxes of everything that isn't sugar or fat free."

we order two boxes of thin mints from every kid that climbs the porch (about 10 each year)...my wife had to make a rule that she would buy no more at school

[Misteriosa]

it is ridiclously busy here. with the feed shitting the bed and the crazy ass work load, i may have to check out early.

[LeedsJr]

fuck yes.

recently, ive been informed that these cookies are very similar:

http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DSC_5179.jpg

Cookie plagiarism!

[sailor]

Reddit going dark is moronic. "I'm taking my ball and going home" No one cares.

[disneyspy]

it is ridiclously busy here. with the feed shitting the bed and the crazy ass work load, i may have to check out early.

dont let the door close on your foot

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[Gutter]

it is ridiclously busy here. with the feed shitting the bed and the crazy ass work load, i may have to check out early.

Does your office neighbor have bronchitis and refuse to go to the doctor? cause mine does and I'm pretty fucking pissed off about it.

[LeedsJr]

we order two boxes of thin mints from every kid that climbs the porch (about 10 each year)...my wife had to make a rule that she would buy no more at school

The past couple of years they've started selling them in front of stores and at the commuter train stations after they fill all their orders. I am powerless to say no.

[CountryBob]

Keebler also copies Thin Mints - they call them Grasshoppers.

[LeedsJr]

Does your office neighbor have bronchitis and refuse to go to the doctor? cause mine does and I'm pretty fucking pissed off about it.

My neighbor has a thick Russian accent. His boss has a thick Japanese accent. They constantly have loud conversations behind my head. I alternate between getting annoyed and laughing hysterically.

Sometimes, the Russian guy gets excited and a few Russian words slip out. His Japanese boss reminds him to, "Speak ENGRISH!"

I swear I am not making this up.

[Gutter]

My neighbor has a thick Russian accent. His boss has a thick Japanese accent. They constantly have loud conversations behind my head. I alternate between getting annoyed and laughing hysterically.

Sometimes, the Russian guy gets excited and a few Russian words slip out. His Japanese boss reminds him to, "Speak ENGRISH!"

I swear I am not making this up.

That's hilarious......but it's not contagious and won't make you cough for three fucking weeks straight. I'll trade ya.

[sailor]

If they shut down the Internet I'll probably go to central park and hang out.

[realmenhatelife]

Does your office neighbor have bronchitis and refuse to go to the doctor? cause mine does and I'm pretty fucking pissed off about it.

I sit next to one of those. She refuses to take any sick days because she wont drive in the snow, so she needs to save all of her time for inclement weather.

[Dell]

My neighbor has a thick Russian accent. His boss has a thick Japanese accent. They constantly have loud conversations behind my head. I alternate between getting annoyed and laughing hysterically.

Sometimes, the Russian guy gets excited and a few Russian words slip out. His Japanese boss reminds him to, "Speak ENGRISH!"

I swear I am not making this up.

I spent a brief period of my career in a cubicle farm and would answer everyone whether they were talking to me or not...if it was loud enough for me to hear it, I acknowledged (they moved me to an office after a few complaints)

[LeedsJr]

That's hilarious......but it's not contagious and won't make you cough for three fucking weeks straight. I'll trade ya.

Thanks, but no thanks. It's already worked its way through most of my family.

[CountryBob]

What the hell is Reddit?

[LeedsJr]

I spent a brief period of my career in a cubicle farm and would answer everyone whether they were talking to me or not...if it was loud enough for me to hear it, I acknowledged (they moved me to an office after a few complaints)

I should try that. Loudly breaking wind isn't getting me anywhere.

[realmenhatelife]

fuck yes.

recently, ive been informed that these cookies are very similar:

http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DSC_5179.jpg

Shit, I may be stopping on the way home.

[LeedsJr]

What the hell is Reddit?

It's the sound a frog with a harelip makes.

[CountryBob]

It's the sound a frog with a harelip makes.

:clap:

[realmenhatelife]

What the hell is Reddit?

Reddit is a news aggregator that ibang farms for a lot of content. AVclub is another one I think they use a lot. I was also pretty sure Dave/hicks used to read DailySwarm.

[realmenhatelife]

I hate filmdrunk and wwtdd.

[Manning, Esq.]

Armond White's going against the grain, eh? Now, I see where the thread title was headed.

[LeedsJr]

For someone who is supposed to be controversial, this guy is boring me to tears.

[Dell]

I believe the one thing worse than hearing a critic talk about movies (except PaulO) is hearing a critic talk about himself...yuk

[LeedsJr]

I believe the one thing worse than hearing a critic talk about movies (except PaulO) is hearing a critic talk about himself...yuk

Exactly how did we go from PaulO to gbaby and this brony??:thumbdown:

[Dell]

I remember The Birds having the same effect on me as a kid...the settings were ones I found myself in all the time (for the record, Ron is older than me)

[Manning, Esq.]

Gap > [insert Tyler Perry project here]

[Manning, Esq.]

Exactly how did we go from PaulO to gbaby and this brony??:thumbdown:

Made me think about how terrific it'd be to get a debate-styled panel together for 2011 movies. Mr. B. at the mod desk, of course.

[CountryBob]

This guy sucks

[Dell]

my daughter and her boyfriend said Girl With A Dragon Tattoo was very good...I've always wanted to watch the Swedish version, but I hate reading subtitles when viewing a movie (takes me out of it)

[Gutter]

This guy sucks

Yea, I don't think I've ever heard someone dislike a movie because a completely different movie was a better remake than the other.

[realmenhatelife]

I love him, you dont have to agree with him, I dont. He's got giant balls.

[Gutter]

I love him, you dont have to agree with him, I dont. He's got giant balls.

He must if he's recommending Jack and Jill.

[LeedsJr]

I love him, you dont have to agree with him, I dont. He's got giant balls.

I don't think there's any way he believes his own bullshit. He just tries to be contrarian.

[realmenhatelife]

Yea, I don't think I've ever heard someone dislike a movie because a completely different movie was a better remake than the other.

That's not exactly it. His whole deal with this list is "here's a shitty movie that everyone likes, so I'm going to offer an alternative." The only reason the remake issue comes up is because he's saying they're both remakes, one is good and one is bad.


If anyone wants to say he's a contrarian he just shouted out Tin Tin and Warhorse.

[Manning, Esq.]

This guy sucks

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you jump the gun, a little history:

Listed the Top Ten Films of All Time (as of 2002): AI took the top slot;
Best 1997 movie: Ulee's Gold? - Nope. Good Will? - nah. Amistad. That was the one.
Norbit > Precious. Seriously.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: "a modern classic for its ultimate moral lesson."

[Crispy123]

I agree that he comes across like a douche but I have to say that I liked Tintin and Jack and Jill.

[Dell]

That's not exactly it. His whole deal with this list is "here's a shitty movie that everyone likes, so I'm going to offer an alternative." The only reason the remake issue comes up is because he's saying they're both remakes, one is good and one is bad.


If anyone wants to say he's a contrarian he just shouted out Tin Tin and Warhorse.

Jack and Jill proves he's a contrarian...he threw those out to try and validate himself (typical ploy of a contrarian)

[Manning, Esq.]

Awwwww Shit!! Rage!

Just busted up some lamps and wall art.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't think there's any way he believes his own bullshit. He just tries to be contrarian.

I think his interest in movies is just in a place that most people dont approach from. He's always got a reasoned argument for what he's saying, and it follows a logic and intellect. He's talked about how film criticism is in a place where people just want to prop up the system, and it's gotten away from being intellectual at all. So I think his is an ultra intellectual approach, because he thinks it's so lacking. He's not watching the movie the same way any of us are.

[Dell]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you jump the gun, a little history:

Listed the Top Ten Films of All Time (as of 2002): AI took the top slot;
Best 1997 movie: Ulee's Gold? - Nope. Good Will? - nah. Amistad. That was the one.
Norbit > Precious. Seriously.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: "a modern classic for its ultimate moral lesson."

yep, he wants so badly to be "the other guy"

[Crispy123]

Jack and Jill proves he's a contrarian...he threw those out to try and validate himself (typical ploy of a contrarian)

No its not.

[Manning, Esq.]

yep, he wants so badly to be "the other guy"

Funny you characterized him as the title of his, "Best Film of the Second Millenium." (not that I don't dig it, myself)

[Dell]

No its not.

HA...you would have to have agreed with me in the past for that to work

[LeedsJr]

No its not.

Is too!

[LeedsJr]

HA...you would have to have agreed with me in the past for that to work

Would not!

[CountryBob]

Yea, I don't think I've ever heard someone dislike a movie because a completely different movie was a better remake than the other.

He has such a weird agenda

[Crispy123]

HA...you would have to have agreed with me in the past for that to work

I disagree with your assessment. :)

[realmenhatelife]

Awwwww Shit!! Rage!

Just busted up some lamps and wall art.

http://www.lowtimespodcast.com/?powerpress_pinw=1337-podcast

[Manning, Esq.]

http://www.lowtimespodcast.com/?powerpress_pinw=1337-podcast

Best. Remake. Ever. Love the monkey-esque wah-wah effects.

[Manning, Esq.]

Whenever I hear Ant' position his Nazi memorabilia as interesting, historically, and artistically (for lack of better words), I think of Brian Ferry who has the same sentiment.

[CountryBob]

Good News! My employee that had her spouse die before christmas just got the life insurance check.

I thought we were going to have a battle over getting her paid - but now I am pleasantly suprised.

[LeedsJr]

Good News! My employee that had her spouse die before christmas just got the life insurance check.

I thought we were going to have a battle over getting her paid - but now I am pleasantly suprised.

You're not going to try to console the suddenly wealthy widow with Boones Farm and fried chicken, are you?

[Crispy123]

You're not going to try to console the suddenly wealthy widow with Boones Farm and fried chicken, are you?

No, he is just going to use his penis.

[CountryBob]

Hmmm... She aint bad looking - maybe she needs a little lovin.

Might go all out with beans and cornbread and some box wine!

[realmenhatelife]

They have mixed with the native Hawaiins, that's how they got all the land to begin with. I haven't seen the movie, but that's what happens in the book.

[CountryBob]

More like "Fred the Homewrecker!"

[Dell]

a person could dig himself out of a hole...what's Ron talking about

[Manning, Esq.]

They have mixed with the native Hawaiins, that's how they got all the land to begin with. I haven't seen the movie, but that's what happens in the book.

Don't even get me started on the tragedy of the colonization and missionization of Hawai'i. Moo-kapu destroyed.

[realmenhatelife]

They will drain these cysts in an urgent care center under a local. I'm surprised they're putting him under, unless it's in his butt.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, I guess ron has his email open.

[CountryBob]

They will drain these cysts in an urgent care center under a local. I'm surprised they're putting him under, unless it's in his butt.

Or inside his dick hole :ohmy:

[CountryBob]

I've been pushing for my company to add MLK day to our holiday lineup but the powers that be are in England and they dont see eye to eye with me on the reasons why.

[LeedsJr]

Why are they still listening to this brony after he tried to give them picks without point spreads?

[LeedsJr]

I've been pushing for my company to add MLK day to our holiday lineup but the powers that be are in England and they dont see eye to eye with me on the reasons why.

They don't like 3 day weekends?

[realmenhatelife]

Don't even get me started on the tragedy of the colonization and missionization of Hawai'i. Moo-kapu destroyed.

I worked with this psychotic chick in starbucks back in the day. This girl was a total mess, including the time she had to have a kid because it was too close to her most recent abortion, which my boss had to drive her to.

Anyway, so this psycho was a chronic liar and she used to claim she was like 1/8th hawaiin, but she's like never been out of philly in her life. So one day she says to this hawaiin guy, I swear, "Maybe one day I'll see you in the promised land."

[Dell]

I've been pushing for my company to add MLK day to our holiday lineup but the powers that be are in England and they dont see eye to eye with me on the reasons why.

my oldest daughter was born on MLK birthday the first year it was a Federal Holiday...I've been waiting 22 (almost 23) years to get that trivia question

[CountryBob]

Is Zito Metrosexual?

[Manning, Esq.]

I've been pushing for my company to add MLK day to our holiday lineup but the powers that be are in England and they dont see eye to eye with me on the reasons why.

Shoot for Lennox Lewis Day. On January 16, just 13 years ago, he successfully defended his title against Frans Botha.

[LeedsJr]

I worked with this psychotic chick in starbucks back in the day. This girl was a total mess, including the time she had to have a kid because it was too close to her most recent abortion, which my boss had to drive her to.

Anyway, so this psycho was a chronic liar and she used to claim she was like 1/8th hawaiin, but she's like never been out of philly in her life. So one day she says to this hawaiin guy, I swear, "Maybe one day I'll see you in the promised land."

CBob wants her number.

[Dell]

Is Zito Metrosexual?

metro, no...hetro, no

[LeedsJr]

Is Zito Metrosexual?

You mean gay? Sounds like it.

[Manning, Esq.]

I worked with this psychotic chick in starbucks back in the day. This girl was a total mess, including the time she had to have a kid because it was too close to her most recent abortion, which my boss had to drive her to.

Anyway, so this psycho was a chronic liar and she used to claim she was like 1/8th hawaiin, but she's like never been out of philly in her life. So one day she says to this hawaiin guy, I swear, "Maybe one day I'll see you in the promised land."

There are times I feel like a latent Hawaiian, but the strong Swiss background of my peop's tree kinda nixes the prospect. BTW, you sure that was Starbucks and not Captain Hook Fish & Chips?

[Dell]

There are times I feel like a latent Hawaiian, but the strong Swiss background of my peop's tree kinda nixes the prospect. BTW, you sure that was Starbucks and not Captain Hook Fish & Chips?

wouldn't that make her his sister?

[Crispy123]

The female orgasm is a myth.

[disneyspy]

i love a good nap

[CountryBob]

There are times I feel like a latent Hawaiian, but the strong Swiss background of my peop's tree kinda nixes the prospect. BTW, you sure that was Starbucks and not Captain Hook Fish & Chips?

Suddenly, i want some chicken, ham and pineapple

[Crispy123]

i love a good nappy headed ho


tell us how you really feel, Imus.

[Misteriosa]

The female orgasm is a myth.

:nono:

[CountryBob]

i love a good nap

rarely nap - i always feel like shit when I wake up

[disneyspy]

rarely nap - i always feel like shit when I wake up

ya but i missed the whole armand white interview

[Crispy123]

:nono:

I guess you will just have to prove me wrong. :smoke:

[LeedsJr]

rarely nap - i always feel like shit when I wake up

That's not napping, it's passing out. :drunk:

[Misteriosa]

I guess you will just have to prove me wrong. :smoke:

you wish.

[CountryBob]

I guess you will just have to prove me wrong. :smoke:

OH NO YOU DIDNT! :ohmy:

[Dell]

rarely nap - i always feel like shit when I wake up

a nap IS different than passing out...

[Crispy123]

you wish.

so do my ex-girlfriends... :ohmy:

[deliciousV]

"Bugtussel" old ass reference #2, spineless muffins won't call Ron out

[disneyspy]

why is ron changing the words of SMELLY CAT to GARBAGE DUMP?

[Dell]

"Bugtussel" old ass reference #2, spineless muffins won't call Ron out

HA...(but I think it is "muffai")

[disneyspy]

"Bugtussel" old ass reference #2, spineless muffins won't call Ron out

bugtussel? whats that from?

[Manning, Esq.]

"Bugtussel" old ass reference #2, spineless muffins won't call Ron out

Must've been taking a run at The Hooterville Trilogy box set, lately.

[disneyspy]

zito fez sounds like rosanne arnold

[Gutter]

this is going to get ugly.

[LeedsJr]

Fez not getting the bit is so much funnier than the actual bit.

[Dell]

zito zito is nice to fez zito...

[Manning, Esq.]

Stay Classy, DotNet.

C'Ya!

[Crispy123]

SOL, DAMMIT!!!

It was fun, seeya buddays!

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,cool hangin witchas,have a good one


C'YA!!

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

loved the sea monster bit (I pull that one on my wife whenever we go in the ocean)...

[Gutter]

Fez not getting the bit is so much funnier than the actual bit.

yep....pretty funny.

[CountryBob]

Missed the donk - later mother scratchers :bye:

[sailor]

That Canadian football can was irritating.

[sailor]

Acid in the face? Ron cured Jim Breuer's sister?

[Misteriosa]

donk :bye:

[deliciousV]

bugtussel? whats that from?

Bugtussle, the fictional hometown of the Clampett family in the CBS sitcom The Beverly Hillbillies

(sorry, working and listening and checking in, missed my Q)

[disneyspy]

Bugtussle, the fictional hometown of the Clampett family in the CBS sitcom The Beverly Hillbillies

(sorry, working and listening and checking in, missed my Q)

HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU!

[deliciousV]

I'll set them up and you keep knocking them down