Ron and Fez Listening Thread 1/13/2012 .... Let's Go Crazy!!!

[CountryBob]

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Let's help out little Stanley Mac today (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Hey, look! East Side Dave shirts! (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Just what the heck is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Get a Patrice CD, you'll be happy you did (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Surprise good show related site of the year (http://theinterrobang.com/)

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[realmenhatelife]

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Let's help out little Stanley Mac today (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Hey, look! East Side Dave shirts! (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Just what the heck is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Get a Patrice CD, you'll be happy you did (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Surprise good show related site of the year (http://theinterrobang.com/)

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[Furtherman]

Wow. It was quite a moral conundrum. realmenhatelife and CountryBob both posted a listening thread at exactly 10:31.

Who goes first?



I had to make a choice.

I don't think I've seen CountryBob start one before, and I reckon he deserves this one.

*slams gavel*

[realmenhatelife]

I got merged? But it was a tie.



I really love that california scuzzball look. Stoned, cut my own hair, sun bleached tips, and those dayglo sunglasses. See also the girl from RVIVR who stopped shaving her pits and I'm all about it.

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[CountryBob]

Cbob - winning!

[Manning, Esq.]

It's today.

http://www.commentsyard.com/graphics/good-morning/good-morning164.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Last video, I swear.

Also, two years ago Jay Reatard died.

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[ozzie]

Cbob - winning!

http://www.cvsflags.com/images/Detail_States/Tennessee.jpg

[Dell]

may the funk be with you my buddays...:bye:

http://www.dreamstime.com/airplane-with-funky-contrail-thumb11675587.jpg

getting ready to board that jet airplane home...in my own bed tonight, ahhhhhhh

[LeedsJr]

Private Gomer Pile!

[Misteriosa]

good morning buddays.

further, by giving this thread to c-bob, you've doomed it to failure.

may god have mercy on us all.

[LeedsJr]

I missed the beginning, is this live?

Seemed like it started a little early, and IMDB says this movie is from 2010.

[Gutter]

Morning buddays. Anyone want to buy me this awesome LOTR shirt since I can't afford it right now? I take an XL.....and my 31st bday is next week if you need any incentive. k. thnx.


http://riptapparel.com/

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[realmenhatelife]

I missed the beginning, is this live?

Seemed like it started a little early, and IMDB says this movie is from 2010.

What movie is he pushing, I missed it.

[LeedsJr]

What movie is he pushing, I missed it.

Don't Go In The Woods.

[realmenhatelife]

Don't Go In The Woods.

Why not?

[LeedsJr]

Why not?

They're spoiled!

[Misteriosa]

i dont want to work today. i just want to go home. now. meh.

[LeedsJr]

i dont want to work today. i just want to go home. now. meh.

You mean there are days you DON'T feel that way?

[realmenhatelife]

It's a horror musical? Ha, mics are on over the song, Fez is gonna pitch a fit when they come back.

Eric Bogosian is in this, I hate that guy.

[realmenhatelife]

i dont want to work today. i just want to go home. now. meh.

I'm ready for a 3 day weekend. And to get laid off.

[Gutter]

I had no idea that was D'Onofrio.

[Misteriosa]

You mean there are days you DON'T feel that way?

yep. i actually get a lot done while i dick around on here. i just dont have the energy for ANYTHING today.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll bet the per screen average in NY and LA is pretty close to most of the rest of the country on foreign films.

[LeedsJr]

It's a horror musical? Ha, mics are on over the song, Fez is gonna pitch a fit when they come back.

Eric Bogosian is in this, I hate that guy.

Is Fez there?

[CountryBob]

My motivation is in hibernation!

Hmmm.... maybe I should trademark that slogan...:smoke:

[LeedsJr]

I love Friday the 13th, except for the fact my kid is a hockey goalie. At least the masks are different now.

[Gutter]

I love Friday the 13th, except for the fact my kid is a hockey goalie. At least the masks are different now.

HA!!

[Crispy123]

Morning buddays. Anyone want to buy me this awesome LOTR shirt since I can't afford it right now? I take an XL.....and my 31st bday is next week if you need any incentive. k. thnx.


only 31? You look like hell!

Mornin buddays! :bye:

[Gutter]

only 31? You look like hell!

Mornin buddays! :bye:

The tshirt will make me look younger.

[Manning, Esq.]

It's a horror musical? Ha, mics are on over the song, Fez is gonna pitch a fit when they come back.

Eric Bogosian is in this, I hate that guy.

It's bound to be at least as good as the last movie I saw in the genre: Cannibal! The Musical. Quick neural-marketing note to self: If you ever produce a movie, don't let the title begin with "Don't Go."

Forgot all about this being a Friday the 13th.

[realmenhatelife]

It's bound to be at least as good as the last movie I saw in the genre: Cannibal! The Musical. Quick neural-marketing note to self: If you ever produce a movie, don't let the title begin with "Don't Go."

Forgot all about this being a Friday the 13th.

A spedoinkal day to you.









On Tebow, a 23 year old is not a 'man.' He's still a kid.

[LeedsJr]

I don't know why, but this Tebow bit is making me laugh uncontrollably.

[Manning, Esq.]

A spedoinkal day to you.

Way deep. Today, I learned a new word - Thx.

[CountryBob]

Wow - i remember when I was 31. Everything seemed better. I had a way lot more sex, was in so much better shape, all I cared about was partying and having fun.

Gutter, enjoy it now because it does get a little worse the older you get.
and somebody buy him that damned tshirt already - I would but I dont think they will take my confederate dollars :ohmy:

[ozzie]

They're spoiled!

:clap:

This post deserved recognition!

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[LeedsJr]

A spedoinkal day to you.




On Tebow, a 23 year old is not a 'man.' He's still a kid.

Can you use spedoinkal in a sentence?

And don't tell my kids that thing about 23 year olds. I'm kicking their asses out when they hit 18.

[realmenhatelife]

I think the caller is right, people cant comprehend someone genuinely saying they enjoy that lifestyle so they make fun of it.

Then Ron asks him if she's a good lay.

[Gutter]

My friend has proposed a Tim Tebow Drinking Game on Facebook today. (Furtherman, my buddy House came up with this)

While watching ESPN for a predetermined amount of time.....

Every time they mention Tebow: Drink your beer

When they show him Praying or talking about his savior: Take a shot

When they make a Florida/College reference about Tebow: Chug a full beer

When they play the DJ Porter Tebow Mix: Everyone does their version of what they think a Tebow dance would be and it concludes with a "waterfall" round.

Can't keep up and want to quit? You have to "Tebow" and be photographed doing so.....This will be your main Facebook photo for at least 24hrs.

[LeedsJr]

:clap:

This post deserved recognition!

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THAANK you!

[Gutter]

Wow - i remember when I was 31. Everything seemed better. I had a way lot more sex, was in so much better shape, all I cared about was partying and having fun.

Gutter, enjoy it now because it does get a little worse the older you get.
and somebody buy him that damned tshirt already - I would but I dont think they will take my confederate dollars :ohmy:

Thanx Cbob.....I'm glad that I'm still young enough where people I talk to still go, "jeezus 31, you lucky bastard" hahaha.

[realmenhatelife]

Can you use spedoinkal in a sentence?

And don't tell my kids that thing about 23 year olds. I'm kicking their asses out when they hit 18.

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[realmenhatelife]

Jesus Blowhard cant stop bringing up Mark Fidrich.


Judge judge judge, the show loves to judge.

[CountryBob]

I love the little rascals - its been a long time now I must re-watch and remember.

[LeedsJr]

You know what turns people off, Blowhard? Your phone calls.

Where's the damn blowhard song?

[Crispy123]

Blowhard misses the days when people talked like this about ACTUAL Jesus.

[Warren Peace]

wow...if Blowhard can't Fez started with his homophobic diatribe...nobody will.

[LeedsJr]

No, if he gets blown out it does not mean god failed him.
It means Tom Brady is better at football than god.

[CountryBob]

I swear i hope Tebow wins it all. Highly unlikely but I just want people to squirm over this hype and the God angle.

The media is so fucking pissed that he is so wholesome and good - they are wanting a scandal so fucking bad....

I bet he jerks off to gay beastiality porn or something.

[LeedsJr]

I disagree that ESPN or any other "corporate machine" created Tebow.

He's on ESPN so much, and his games are getting shown nationally, because people want to see him. Not the other way around.

[LeedsJr]

I swear i hope Tebow wins it all. Highly unlikely but I just want people to squirm over this hype and the God angle.

The media is so fucking pissed that he is so wholesome and good - they are wanting a scandal so fucking bad....

I bet he jerks off to gay beastiality porn or something.

Takes one to know one.

[realmenhatelife]

I swear i hope Tebow wins it all. Highly unlikely but I just want people to squirm over this hype and the God angle.

The media is so fucking pissed that he is so wholesome and good - they are wanting a scandal so fucking bad....

I bet he jerks off to gay beastiality porn or something.

I would love Denver beating New England just to piss off the anti tebow people.

To come in as a rookie in the middle of the season and put up the record he did is pretty solid, including beating the Steelers in the playoffs.

[LeedsJr]

Tebow wears 15.

[Gutter]

Tebow sounds more like a Jedi than a Christian.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Ron didn't get Fez' Tebow joke. North of Israel and Tebow is from North of Miami Beach. It's a jew joke.

[CountryBob]

Tebow is a gimmick - he is different. Thats why all of the media glammor and interest.


He hasnt done anything to attract this attention.

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "Only bad kids die of cancer."

Caller: "Oh, I know, but..."

HA!

[sailor]

They should have asked Vincent about the weinergate incident.

[Dell]

in the airport and my verizon wifi is not keeping up with the show...damn thing should work at an airport of all places...:wallbash:

[CountryBob]

I hate parody's like this, never liked Weird Al either.

I only have been getting a minute or 2 at a time of the show so far - stupid work keeps fucking up my stride today

[IamFogHat]

Is Fez there?

The eternal question.

[Gutter]

That was hilarious.

[LeedsJr]

I hate parody's like this, never liked Weird Al either.

I only have been getting a minute or 2 at a time of the show so far - stupid work keeps fucking up my stride today

That was hilarious.

I normally don't like them, either. Definitely agree about Weird Al.

But that one did crack me up.

[Crispy123]

That was hilarious.

Jimmy Fallon rocks.

[CountryBob]

Maybe Tebow is like that stupid movie where the guy died but was allowed to possess the body of the starting QB of a team and won the big game.

[Furtherman]

My friend has proposed a Tim Tebow Drinking Game on Facebook today. (Furtherman, my buddy House came up with this)

While watching ESPN for a predetermined amount of time.....

Every time they mention Tebow: Drink your beer

When they show him Praying or talking about his savior: Take a shot

When they make a Florida/College reference about Tebow: Chug a full beer

When they play the DJ Porter Tebow Mix: Everyone does their version of what they think a Tebow dance would be and it concludes with a "waterfall" round.

Can't keep up and want to quit? You have to "Tebow" and be photographed doing so.....This will be your main Facebook photo for at least 24hrs.

I wouldn't make it to the 2nd Qtr.

I swear i hope Tebow wins it all. Highly unlikely but I just want people to squirm over this hype and the God angle.

The media is so fucking pissed that he is so wholesome and good - they are wanting a scandal so fucking bad....

I bet he jerks off to gay beastiality porn or something.

So that makes him wholesome and good.

[realmenhatelife]

I also wish people would stop acting like they know what god does. If you're going to concede that god invented fusion, designed your circulatory system and brain I'm sure he can fix a football game and keep all his other balls in the air at the same time.



And isn't the whole 'god is helping him' thing like more morally, and as a role model etc. Not like fundamentally helping him, you rubes.

[Dell]

I hate parody's like this, never liked Weird Al either.

I only have been getting a minute or 2 at a time of the show so far - stupid work keeps fucking up my stride today

start some loud coughing and convulsing...people will think twice before entering your office

[CountryBob]

The eternal question.

Fez is everywhere - in our hearts, in the grass and sky. He is all knowing, all encompasing, he is FEZ!

[CountryBob]

Saw some poll results that 43% think that God is really helping Tebow win games.

[ozzie]

From the NFL thread:

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[disneyspy]

i dont want to work today. i just want to go home. now. meh.

and bang on the drum all day


buddays

[Crispy123]

I also wish people would stop acting like they know what god does. If you're going to concede that god invented fusion, designed your circulatory system and brain I'm sure he can fix a football game and keep all his other balls in the air at the same time.

As a polytheist Pagan, I am offended by the notion that one God could do all that stuff.

[CountryBob]

start some loud coughing and convulsing...people will think twice before entering your office

Had a chick stop by and cry her eyes out and then get fucking pissed over an issue that had us demote her from management and a pay reduction. Even though I wasnt involved in this deal, I had to hear her out. Sometimes, being in HR will really bring you down.

[CountryBob]

Lunchtime finally!

Now the tough choice on what to eat - being a fat bastard and on a diet and all...

Cya from the Iphone on Liquor hill shortly...

[realmenhatelife]

Had a chick stop by and cry her eyes out and then get fucking pissed over an issue that had us demote her from management and a pay reduction. Even though I wasnt involved in this deal, I had to hear her out. Sometimes, being in HR will really bring you down.

Sounds like you just dropped the ball on some easy pickin's.

[Furtherman]

From the NFL thread:

That is fantastic.

[LeedsJr]

Lunchtime finally!

Now the tough choice on what to eat - being a fat bastard and on a diet and all...

Cya from the Iphone on Liquor hill shortly...

Just trying to decide which pub to visit myself...:drunk:

[Crispy123]

Lunchtime finally!

Now the tough choice on what to eat - being a fat bastard and on a diet and all...

Cya from the Iphone on Liquor hill shortly...

Its only noon, thats breakfast time in Crispy land. My western omelette and oatmeal is almost ready!

[Furtherman]

HAAAAA!!!!


See? Starship Troopers is awful.

[disneyspy]

HAAAAA!!!!


See? Starship Troopers is awful.

awfully great!

[IamFogHat]

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[realmenhatelife]

Lies

HAAAAA!!!!


See? Starship Troopers is awful.

[IamFogHat]

Ron: Why don't you have some nice water?
Fez:There's no water in here.
Ron:Is that water right there?
Fred:Yup.
:lol:

[Crispy123]

Done it!

[disneyspy]

31% of guys have admitted to jacking off on the job

the other 69% lied about it

[Dell]

oh well...streaming the show is a bust

I'm going to listen to Patrice's "Elephant in the Room" while surfing the net...

[Misteriosa]

bought me a grilled chicken sandwich on a roll with cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes. it came with a free can of cherry pepsi. all for $4

this is part of why i am fat. :down:

[disneyspy]

oh well...streaming the show is a bust

I'm going to listen to Patrice's "Elephant in the Room" while surfing the net...

give me a couple of minutes

[CountryBob]

bought me a grilled chicken sandwich on a roll with cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes. it came with a free can of cherry pepsi. all for $4

this is part of why i am fat. :down:

Hell - that's diet food to me

[CountryBob]

Decided on a burger but no fries. Lunchtime win!

[Dell]

give me a couple of minutes

thanks budday...working like a champ!

[CountryBob]

Redskin fan for life

[Dell]

Redskin fan for life

mega dittos my budday...

[CountryBob]

That Madonna song really has some thumping bass

[sailor]

awfully great!

Greatly great.

[CountryBob]

It's 21 degrees here and snowing like a some bitch - but no sticky to roads. Wtf? I like slick snowy roads to give me a challenge

[Dell]

Greatly great.

you have a large delay on the show or you are a really slow typist...

[Manning, Esq.]

It's 21 degrees here and snowing like a some bitch - but no sticky to roads. Wtf? I like slick snowy roads to give me a challenge

Head to the tire shop and get a set of these "snow" tires to satisfy your thirst for adventure:

http://www.tamiya.com/english/products/58302enzo/slicks.jpg

[Dell]

It's 21 degrees here and snowing like a some bitch - but no sticky to roads. Wtf? I like slick snowy roads to give me a challenge

Bob, I just spent a week in Nashville...what part of TN do you reside?

[CountryBob]

This isn't live

[sailor]

31% is low.

[Manning, Esq.]

Ollie Obvious: A typical Friday RF includes at least some pre-recorded content.

Tough to criticize, however, because the Sirius/XM culture appreciates a short porch, generally.

[sailor]

This isn't live

You aren't live.

[disneyspy]

Head to the tire shop and get a set of these "snow" tires to satisfy your thirst for adventure:

http://www.tamiya.com/english/products/58302enzo/slicks.jpg

are you crAZY! he wont get traction with those!

we finally got some real snow here last night bout 8 inches with another 6 in the forecast for today

[sailor]

Who fucked up the first tag?

[disneyspy]

its a sad day here in spyland,just threw my last two omaha steaks on the george foreman

[Dell]

are you crAZY! he wont get traction with those!

we finally got some real snow here last night bout 8 inches with another 6 in the forecast for today

my daughter in Michigan just posted this picture...(she decided to walk to class)

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[Misteriosa]

Who fucked up the first tag?

i dont know, but i sure as hell aint gonna fix it.

[disneyspy]

Who fucked up the first tag?

never said it was .nets best typists

[jennysmurf]

This interview is making me sleepy--internet roofie? Should I be afraid?

[Dell]

gotta board a plane...thanks for the feed spy (and do you have company for lunch or just real hungry)

[Crispy123]

This interview is making me sleepy--internet roofie? Should I be afraid?

shhhhhh. just close your eyes.

[disneyspy]

got my antennna yesterday,now just waiting for my tivo (digital reciever/dvr) pretty psyched to try it out

[CountryBob]

Interesting - just watched a crow that was sledding down a rooftop and a story about a woman that has 2 vaginas. Well now it's back to work time.

[disneyspy]

gotta board a plane...thanks for the feed spy (and do you have company for lunch or just real hungry)

i eat two steaks a meal (i quit smoking for new years) and you're welcome,have a safe trip

[sailor]

Shit, just started snowing in Stamford.

[Manning, Esq.]

This interview is making me sleepy--internet roofie? Should I be afraid?

Aames, Robert
Aaron, Sharon and James
Abner, William
Abueto, Jose
Ackerman, Louis
Acton, Michelle and Thomas
........

[Misteriosa]

This interview is making me sleepy--internet roofie? Should I be afraid?

you and me both.

i also have a craving for dentastix...

[Manning, Esq.]

Shit, just started snowing in Stamford.

I'm very, very happy for Stamforians that you placed that comma.

[jennysmurf]

shhhhhh. just close your eyes.

I knew...there...was....something....strange.....



Dang it! Not again!

[jennysmurf]

Shit, just started snowing in Stamford.

I used to live in Stamford, in those new apartments across from the movie theatre.

[Crispy123]

I like Vera Farmiga. Saw Orphan recently, it was a decent flick.

http://screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/vera-farmiga-LA-4-9-10.jpg

[sailor]

I used to live in Stamford, in those new apartments across from the movie theatre.

Which theater? You were behind the Palace?

[jennysmurf]

Which theater? You were behind the Palace?

The one on Summer St. Yeah, close to the Palace.

[CountryBob]

I like Vera Farmiga. Saw Orphan recently, it was a decent flick.

http://screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/vera-farmiga-LA-4-9-10.jpg

Is this pic current? She has looked rather shitty in the past year or two but this pic is fucking hot!

[CountryBob]

Just saw that Van Der Shit got 28 years for killing that chick in his hotel room.

Only 28 years! Wow _ if its not self defense, you should get a lot more than 28 years for killing someone.

[sailor]

The one on Summer St. Yeah, close to the Palace.

Ha, I work a few doors down from the palace.

[CountryBob]

Ha, I work a few doors down from the palace.

There used to be a strip club here called the Show Palace - sorry, just trying to relate.

[realmenhatelife]

Who gives a shit that people take pictures of their food? Why even look at people around you when you're eating?


The last few shows I've been to have been way more chill with the phones out during the band. It helps when the band can actually see you.

[Crispy123]

Is this pic current? She has looked rather shitty in the past year or two but this pic is fucking hot!

I think its a couple of years old. Ive seen some so called "shitty" pics but I still like it. She is a natural beauty.

[realmenhatelife]

Yelpers are annoying as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

And yeah, Ron is shit talking amateur food bloggers meanwhile he'll plug HTG and KftBX' Yelp page. Kiss my ass, ron.

[CountryBob]

I think its a couple of years old. Ive seen some so called "shitty" pics but I still like it. She is a natural beauty.

Oh believe me - I'd hit it ..... and she dosent even look like my step sisters.

[Gutter]

What the fuck is Fez talking about? He wouldn't do anything on fucking June 2nd on a Tuesday let alone Friday the 13th.

[jennysmurf]

Ha, I work a few doors down from the palace.

I was trying to think of somewhere emabrassing around there where you might work, but I've been away from there for 7 years, and things have probably changed a bit.:down:

[deliciousV]

Kentucky @ Tennessee tomorrow CBob, you and me become mortal enemies for about 3 hrs.

[disneyspy]

Kentucky @ Tennessee tomorrow CBob, you and me become mortal enemies for about 3 hrs.

yee haw! the hatfields and mccoys are about to fued ya'll!

[CountryBob]

Kentucky @ Tennessee tomorrow CBob, you and me become mortal enemies for about 3 hrs.

You are mistaken Sir, I am a KY fan also!

Tennessee sports blow.

[CountryBob]

yee haw! the hatfields and mccoys are about to fued ya'll!

Ha - stupid Al Roker mentioned my town today on the weather forcast as Bristol, Ky instead of TN.

Pissed me off

[deliciousV]

You are mistaken Sir, I am a KY fan also!

Tennessee sports blow.

pulling back my attack. (anybody know how to stop a mail bomb?)

[jennysmurf]

You are mistaken Sir, I am a KY fan also!

Tennessee sports blow.

I was raised as a Kentucky fan! Grew up in Paducah, KY--where is Bristol, TN?

[CountryBob]

pulling back my attack. (anybody know how to stop a mail bomb?)

Hah - I can use it anyway, need to knock a tree down in my backyard.

BTW.... CRAZED!!!!!!

[Gutter]

Crazed: Says he's a vegan.......orders a cheese burger.

[CountryBob]

I was raised as a Kentucky fan! Grew up in Paducah, KY--where is Bristol, TN?

A long way from Paducah, in fact, Bristol is in upper east TN. The TN -VA state line goes through the middle of my town.

[CountryBob]

Crazed: Says he's a vegan.......orders a cheese burger.

He's such a simple minded boy - that Crazed is. :innocent:

[jennysmurf]

A long way from Paducah, in fact, Bristol is in upper east TN. The TN -VA state line goes through the middle of my town.

Well then, nevermind. We tend to view the Eastern side of the states as uppity.:tongue:

[CountryBob]

Well then, nevermind. We tend to view the Eastern side of the states as uppity.:tongue:

Haha - this is where I live, if you are near, stop by and say Howdy!

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[Gutter]

He's such a simple minded boy - that Crazed is. :innocent:

I don't think he has any idea what he's talking about. I think he's learned all this knowledge about veganism, but doesn't have the brain power to connect that to eating things. The way a six year old looks at steak in the supermarket and doesn't realize it comes from a live animal hahahhaha.

[deliciousV]

Well then, nevermind. We tend to view the Eastern side of the states as uppity.:tongue:

I was born in Cynthiana KY, my parents are from Paintsville, serious hillbilly country.

[CountryBob]

I don't think he has any idea what he's talking about. I think he's learned all this knowledge about veganism, but doesn't have the brain power to connect that to eating things. The way a six year old looks at steak in the supermarket and doesn't realize it comes from a live animal hahahhaha.

Yeah - I agree.

Buddy of mine's boy asked me where milk came from last summer. He is 8 and I said from a cow of course. He asked how and I said from milking the tits (before I knew what i was saying). He Dad jumped in the conversation and deflected to another subject then scolded me for saying tits. he said his son didnt know about tits and stuff yet. I was taken aback, I thought that an 8 year old should already know where milk comes from - good lord.

[CountryBob]

I was born in Cynthiana KY, my parents are from Paintsville, serious hillbilly country.

God damn, I have run those roads for years buying and selling coal. My cousin's first coal mine was in the middle of Prestonsburg.

And Paintsville is special for Loretta Lynn..

[Gutter]

Yeah - I agree.

Buddy of mine's boy asked me where milk came from last summer. He is 8 and I said from a cow of course. He asked how and I said from milking the tits (before I knew what i was saying). He Dad jumped in the conversation and deflected to another subject then scolded me for saying tits. he said his son didnt know about tits and stuff yet. I was taken aback, I thought that an 8 year old should already know where milk comes from - good lord.

hahahaha good one! tell that dad friend of yours to chill the fuck out! haha. he definitely knows about tits.

[CountryBob]

Haha - a meat dress and A-1 sauce!

[CountryBob]

Mmmm baby sounds good right now.

[deliciousV]

God damn, I have run those roads for years buying and selling coal. My cousin's first coal mine was in the middle of Prestonsburg.

And Paintsville is special for Loretta Lynn..

My dad grew up with Loretta Lynn, and my last name is Preston, all true.

[CountryBob]

Crazed is the cow expert.

I havent known a cow to eat leaves. And exploding dairy cows sounds really cool.

[Gutter]

Dairy cows have to be milked when they're pregnant.

[CountryBob]

Ha - those dairy cows have Directv, Playstation 3 and membership to the golf course.

Fuck the cow Crazed!

[sailor]

yee haw! the hatfields and mccoys are about to fued ya'll!

No west Virginia team is playing.

[realmenhatelife]

My dad grew up with Loretta Lynn, and my last name is Preston, all true.

In Butcher Holler?

[CountryBob]

Crazed dosent have time to watch football Ron, he is spending all of his time fighting for Cow's rights!

[Gutter]

Crazed is spiritual but not religious......He doesn't watch football unless it's on tv.....He's a vegan but probably eats things he has no idea are not vegan friendly.

Crazed is the human embodiment of every internet meme ever made.

[jennysmurf]

I was born in Cynthiana KY, my parents are from Paintsville, serious hillbilly country.

Yikes, that is serious! Were you born with a beard and corncob pipe?

[deliciousV]

In Butcher Holler?

No, he was from Fitch Branch hollar, they went to school together.

[CountryBob]

All this beef talk - I am going to make the most obnoxious pot of beef stew this weekend.

And cook up some biscuits - hot damn!

[CountryBob]

Yikes, that is serious! Were you born with a beard and corncob pipe?

what town you in out there in progressive CA?

[Gutter]

Please, the Giants D-line was still injured for the Saints game. and one guy from the Vikings? c'mon man. Brees didn't even take a snap the last game, so don't gimme that, "He's only been sacked 5 times in the last...." bullshit. totally different story in the playoffs. (playoffs?!)

[CountryBob]

Please, the Giants D-line was still injured for the Saints game. and one guy from the Vikings? c'mon man.

If the Giants play D like they did last week, they win the whole damn thing!

[Gutter]

what town you in out there in progressive CA?

Fowardthinkingville, California.....it's part of Progressive County.

[deliciousV]

Fowardthinkingville, California.....it's part of Progressive County.

sounds lovely, do they grow trees of knowledge there?

[CountryBob]

Comes down to Giants pass defense vs. Packers passing offense.

[Gutter]

sounds lovely, do they grow trees of knowledge there?

Only trees of inspiration to discover knowledge for yourself.

[LeedsJr]

All this beef talk - I am going to make the most obnoxious pot of beef stew this weekend.

And cook up some biscuits - hot damn!

When we eatin'?

[jennysmurf]

what town you in out there in progressive CA?

Burlingame, just south of San Francisco, and north of Headupourasses.

[sailor]

Wait, crazed doesn't think he's handicapped?!

[deliciousV]

Only trees of inspiration to discover knowledge for yourself.

mind=blown

[Gutter]

mind=blown

That can happen in Fowardthinkingville.

[CountryBob]

Burlingame, just south of San Francisco, and north of Headupourasses.

my aunt lives in San Fran - Knob hill area. Nice place out there.

i dont know anyone who lives in Headupourasses - but my cousin once lived in Thataintmytaint

[Crispy123]

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[jennysmurf]

my aunt lives in San Fran - Knob hill area. Nice place out there.

i dont know anyone who lives in Headupourasses - but my cousin once lived in Thataintmytaint

Nob Hill is very nice. It's really expensive to live out here.

[Gutter]

my aunt lives in San Fran - Knob hill area. Nice place out there.

i dont know anyone who lives in Headupourasses - but my cousin once lived in Thataintmytaint

Cbob, you should be mayor of Knob Hill. hahahaha

[CountryBob]

Nob Hill is very nice. It's really expensive to live out here.

Yeah - she's loaded and super cool.

Paid for 15 family members to come out last year for 9 days. First class flights and she rented a house for everybody. Paid for anything and everything. I missed that trip :down:

[realmenhatelife]

Cbob, you should be mayor of Knob Hill. hahahaha

Cbob once banged a chick whose entire vocabulary was "chickah-pea, chickah-peaaaaaa"

[disneyspy]

Nob Hill is very nice. It's really expensive to live out here.

how much would it cost?

[LeedsJr]

Who is this brony?
Is this taped?

{I spent 2 hours in a bar for lunch.}

Who are you people and what are you doing in my bedroom??

[CountryBob]

Cbob, you should be mayor of Knob Hill. hahahaha

I see where your going with this ..... :nono:

[LeedsJr]

Yeah - she's loaded and super cool.

Paid for 15 family members to come out last year for 9 days. First class flights and she rented a house for everybody. Paid for anything and everything. I missed that trip :down:

I believe an introduction is in order.

[CountryBob]

Cbob once banged a chick whose entire vocabulary was "chickah-pea, chickah-peaaaaaa"

Nell? I fucked her - Ohh! <----- in bad Dice Clay voice.

[CountryBob]

I have such wealthy relatives and yet I am so poor.

Life is funny yo.

[jennysmurf]

how much would it cost?

A lot, you shouldn't even try. And if you do, let me know, so I can get my restraining order papers filed.

[Gutter]

I see where your going with this ..... :nono:

:innocent:

[CountryBob]

Rams take the OL from USC or Richardson from Bama with the 2nd pic.

Or, Blackmon from Okla St.

Great options - I like Fisher. Hope he can get back to winning.

[CountryBob]

Who is this brony?
Is this taped?

{I spent 2 hours in a bar for lunch.}
Who are you people and what are you doing in my bedroom??

I go straight to a bar after work on Friday's and meet up with my buddies for a few hours (boardmeeting) of post week drinking. Im usually home by 8 and then either have a date or just chill.

I like Friday's.

[sailor]

A lot, you shouldn't even try. And if you do, let me know, so I can get my restraining order papers filed.

They also probably never close their courses, so he'd have to work year-round.

[CountryBob]

They also probably never close their courses, so he'd have to work year-round.

Oh no you didnt! :ohmy:

[realmenhatelife]

how much would it cost?

My friend was getting head hunted by a company in San Fran she works with in her current job, where she makes mid 50s. She was telling me how she woudl expect them to slightly more than double her salary to get her out there.

[jennysmurf]

They also probably never close their courses, so he'd have to work year-round.

Yeah, that too, so don't come out here DS.

[CountryBob]

A lot, you shouldn't even try. And if you do, let me know, so I can get my restraining order papers filed.

Gonna try to come out in June when the US Open is at the Olympic club. My uncle has been past President of the Olympic and he can set a mutha fucker up. The trip is still up in the air as He hasnt decided weather or not to fuck with me yet.

[jennysmurf]

My friend was getting head hunted by a company in San Fran she works with in her current job, where she makes mid 50s. She was telling me how she woudl expect them to slightly more than double her salary to get her out there.

They'd have to, just so she could live. If I weren't a live-in nanny, I couldn't afford it. When we first moved here from Connecticut, I thought about getting my own little apartment. There's no way I could do it on what I make.

[CountryBob]

I hear they have a nice bridge you can jump off and have a great swim out there in San Fran....

[Gutter]

Fuck Yeah Ron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CountryBob]

They'd have to, just so she could live. If I weren't a live-in nanny, I couldn't afford it. When we first moved here from Connecticut, I thought about getting my own little apartment. There's no way I could do it on what I make.

Sounds like you are running with some high rollers. Do you keep work seperate or have you developed love for the kids you Nanny?

[jennysmurf]

I hear they have a nice bridge you can jump off and have a great swim out there in San Fran....

They do! If you come out here, I'll drive you over it and show you the best place to jump from. I'm nothing if not a good host.

[CountryBob]

They do! If you come out here, I'll drive you over it and show you the best place to jump from. I'm nothing if not a good host.

See folks, ronfez.net makes great friends from clear across the country!
I'll make sure to bring my water wings!

[deliciousV]

Cbob, you should be mayor of Knob Hill. hahahaha

I am the King of Knob Creek!

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This is a knob I will polish!

[CountryBob]

Sushi - yes or no?

[CountryBob]

I am the King of Knob Creek!

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This is a knob I will polish!

I likee that Whiskey!

[jennysmurf]

Sounds like you are running with some high rollers. Do you keep work seperate or have you developed love for the kids you Nanny?

They're good people. I love the kids (have been with them for seven years, and even moved across the country with them), but once Mom and Dad are home, I'm off.

[CountryBob]

They're good people. I love the kids (have been with them for seven years, and even moved across the country with them), but once Mom and Dad are home, I'm off.

That's cool - I always wondered if it was like losing your own when they grow up or you move on.

[deliciousV]

I likee that Whiskey!

UK fan, likes good Whiskey, we could hang out Cbob.

[jennysmurf]

That's cool - I always wondered if it was like losing your own when they grow up or you move on.

It's a little sad, but you know what you're going into from the beginning. That, and I'm a hard ass with no true feelings.

[CountryBob]

UK fan, likes good Whiskey, we could hang out Cbob.

Totally! Just 2 ole country boys

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[CountryBob]

It's a little sad, but you know what you're going into from the beginning. That, and I'm a hard ass with no true feelings.

Ehhh... feelings are overrated. They just set you up for getting hurt.

[CountryBob]

Tater Tots fucking rule!

I prefer a mix of ketchup,mustard and hot sauce for dipping.

[CountryBob]

Predictions - Broncos lose by 20!

[CountryBob]

Early Donk - have a great one minions!

See ya on the flip side! :bye:

[jennysmurf]

Bye, guys!! Have a good weekend, and don't get internet roofied.:bye:

[deliciousV]

FUCK FOOTBALL, Cat's by 14 tomorrow at Tenn. Donk muffins!

(CBob, you gotta take a shot of Makers today for goodluck)

[realmenhatelife]

It's a little sad, but you know what you're going into from the beginning. That, and I'm a hard ass with no true feelings.

Oh yeah, my kind of woman.

[Crispy123]

It's a little sad, but you're going into that hard ass with true feelings.

hot.

Have a good weekend, cya buddays!

[disneyspy]

bye jenny

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[disneyspy]

bye misti

[jennysmurf]

hot.

Have a good weekend, cya buddays!

I see what you did, and I'm watching you from now on. Wait....you might like that....I'll have keithy watch you. Shoot! You'd probably like that too. Nevermind, just watch yourself, buddy.

[Crispy123]

I see what you did, and I'm watching you from now on. Wait....you might like that....I'll have keithy watch you. Shoot! You'd probably like that too. Nevermind, just watch yourself, buddy.

sounds like a party. :thumbup:

I like how Dspy just says bye to the ladies. I might lose that bet I made about him.

[disneyspy]

sounds like a party. :thumbup:

I like how Dspy just says bye to the ladies. I might lose that bet I made about him.

tsssss what'd you do bet RMHL a blow job or sumpthin? tsssss