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[Gutter]

God Fez is such a fucking Grandma.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez banning people from a website on internet protest day, oh the irony.

[PerryWinkle]

Just so everyone knows, I'm no Ibanger. just a good old post whore from way back

[disneyspy]

Ibanger? hell i dont even know er

[IamFogHat]

Ron: apparently there's a lot of pedophiles there.
Crazed: Oh of course!
:lol:

[PerryWinkle]

Crazed, Anthony and I have a lot in common

[Dell]

okay, I had to look for the song (kept playing in my head)...it was New Age Girl by Dead Eye Dick (part of the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack)

Mary Moon.. she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so
She hates to be alone
She don't eat meat
But she sure like the bone


fun little sing-along song...

[Misteriosa]

Crazed, Anthony and I have a lot in common

what? you guys creep around pediatrics for a date?

[mikek]

God Fez is such a fucking Grandma.

This.

[jennysmurf]

Sig quote? Learn the lingo.

Elitist.

[PerryWinkle]

what? you guys creep around pediatrics for a date?

you remember me so well Misti :thumbup:

[realmenhatelife]

I wish this damn ulcer would go away.

[PerryWinkle]

I wish this damn ulcer would go away.

fez?

[Dell]

I wish this damn ulcer would go away.

I understand that worrying about it will help...:huh:

[LeedsJr]

Oh boy, UCB Fred and Crazed improv. Radio gold?

[deliciousV]

I wish this damn ulcer would go away.

I have a Hiatal Hernia that really hates my drinking habits. Fucker is pissing me off:furious:

[LeedsJr]

I have a Hiatal Hernia that really hates my drinking habits. Fucker is pissing me off:furious:

Drown it.

[LeedsJr]

Wait, why'd we go away from Chinese Crazed and Fred?!? That was awesome!

[mikek]

I wish this damn ulcer would go away.

fez?

Oof.

[realmenhatelife]

I should specify it's an ulcer in my mouth, like I've been dipping or something. I can only imagine it's because my brother was sick as shit last week and he only covers his mouth to cough when someone is looking directly at him.


I did make him matzoh ball soup, though. And I've got some ideas to totally change the game on matzoh balls for next time.

[disneyspy]

hey who wants to see my balls?

[Dell]

for Ron being a food snob, it is odd that he admits liking scrapple...

[Dell]

hey who wants to see my balls?

has that ever worked on a woman?

[LeedsJr]

has that ever worked on a woman?

Only after the chloroform and duct tape.

[PerryWinkle]

for Ron being a food snob, it is odd that he admits liking scrapple...

You can take the boy out of the city....ahh you all get it

and by the way, scrapple is amazing

[CountryBob]

okay, I had to look for the song (kept playing in my head)...it was New Age Girl by Dead Eye Dick (part of the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack)

Mary Moon.. she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so
She hates to be alone
She don't eat meat
But she sure like the bone


fun little sing-along song...

I remember that song.... i think I am reaching a brain area that has been asleep from all of the drinking and drugs from back when this song was popular...

[deliciousV]

"never the ass" WTF? These kids, they just don't understand

[Dell]

"never the ass" WTF? These kids, they just don't understand

yea, I heard it's the reason Brad Pitt left Jennifer Anniston...

[disneyspy]

i have a feeling that ron is punchey

[CountryBob]

has that ever worked on a woman?

Only after the chloroform and duct tape.

Dont forget the lotion!

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[deliciousV]

yea, I heard it's the reason Brad Pitt left Jennifer Anniston...

I thought it was because her muffin smelled like the dumpster behind a korean fish market?

[CountryBob]

I would die for a fresh hot cake doughnut with chocolate icing right now!

I'm just not happy when dieting but if I dont do something now, I will be riding a Rascal around the office soon.

[PerryWinkle]

I thought it was because her muffin smelled like the dumpster behind a korean fish market?

and I would love to find that out and i'm sure it wouldnt bother me

[CountryBob]

I thought it was because her muffin smelled like the dumpster behind a korean fish market?

That's not a muffin flavor that I have ever seen before.... :huh:

[LeedsJr]

Holy Crap! UCB Fred is 28?!?

[deliciousV]

I would die for a fresh hot cake doughnut with chocolate icing right now!

I'm just not happy when dieting but if I dont do something now, I will be riding a Rascal around the office soon.

see if your doc will prescribe Topamax for you. It kills cravings and hunger, you will lose weight. Just tell him you have migranes, unless you have a doc like mine who will write it up just right.

[mikek]

and I would love to find that out and i'm sure it wouldnt bother me

they have medicine for that.

[deliciousV]

they have medicine for that.

or a clothes pin

[realmenhatelife]

Crazed is a riot "What exactly is the interrobang I keep hearing about?"



Did anyone catch Intervention from this week? That dude reminded me of Fez so much.

[Furtherman]

I love that Crazed doesn't know the Interrobang. That's hilarious.

[disneyspy]

fuckin crazed "THE INTERROBANG THE INTERROBANG" CRACKED ME UP!

[Gutter]

Crazed is a riot "What exactly is the interrobang I keep hearing about?"



Did anyone catch Intervention from this week? That dude reminded me of Fez so much.

No, but now I absolutely have to watch that episode.

[CountryBob]

A tag below says Stinky Muffins, that would be a great band name.

Is that Stinky Britches?

[Misteriosa]

see if your doc will prescribe Topamax for you. It kills cravings and hunger, you will lose weight. Just tell him you have migranes, unless you have a doc like mine who will write it up just right.

i do have migraines and am trying to lose weight. hmm maybe i should talk to my doc about this.

[disneyspy]

sopa pipa let me go

ms milla no

we will not let you go


let me go

[CountryBob]

see if your doc will prescribe Topamax for you. It kills cravings and hunger, you will lose weight. Just tell him you have migranes, unless you have a doc like mine who will write it up just right.

I swear I think I would still eat just because.

[deliciousV]

i do have migraines and am trying to lose weight. hmm maybe i should talk to my doc about this.

it is a Migraine med and it's main side effect is weight loss. Worked on my wife when she was prescribed them for migraines, so I tried them and lost 35 lbs

[Gutter]

oh PUNCHY is someone with special needs, Fez?

[Misteriosa]

it is a Migraine med and it's main side effect is weight loss. Worked on my wife when she was prescribed them for migraines, so I tried them and lost 35 lbs

my dickhead doctor wrote me imitrex. not cool. i was only "allowed" 12 pills a month that the insurance covered.

[CountryBob]

it is a Migraine med and it's main side effect is weight loss. Worked on my wife when she was prescribed them for migraines, so I tried them and lost 35 lbs

You ever go over to Fat Tuesday's and drink the pure grain? I got so fucked up in that joint last year and got into a fight - it was like 2pm in the day! But it was raining...

[disneyspy]

was he a penisologist?

[realmenhatelife]

My brother was on meridia and lost a ton of weight but its discontinued

[CountryBob]

I love it when Crazed is on!

[deliciousV]

my dickhead doctor wrote me imitrex. not cool. i was only "allowed" 12 pills a month that the insurance covered.


Topamax is available in generic so I'll bet your insurance will cover it

[Dell]

it is a Migraine med and it's main side effect is weight loss. Worked on my wife when she was prescribed them for migraines, so I tried them and lost 35 lbs

the weight loss thing is nice, but how did it work on the migraines?

[Misteriosa]

My brother was on meridia and lost a ton of weight but its discontinued

isnt that the one that makes you shit oil? like alli?

[Gutter]

You ever go over to Fat Tuesday's and drink the pure grain? I got so fucked up in that joint last year and got into a fight - it was like 2pm in the day! But it was raining...

hahahahaha, so as long as the sun isn't out it's ok to be incredibly shit faced getting into fights in a bar? hahahaha. And how the fuck were they serving you that much pure grain alcohol?

[CountryBob]

isnt that the one that makes you shit oil? like alli?

at the current rate for a barrel of sweet crude, I might look into start taking this drug...

[deliciousV]

You ever go over to Fat Tuesday's and drink the pure grain? I got so fucked up in that joint last year and got into a fight - it was like 2pm in the day! But it was raining...

I've never tried that place, I will though, usually when I go to Broadway at the Beach I go to Crocodile Rocks.

[CountryBob]

hahahahaha, so as long as the sun isn't out it's ok to be incredibly shit faced getting into fights in a bar? hahahaha. And how the fuck were they serving you that much pure grain alcohol?

Went on a golf trip and they had a hurricane come up the coast - it rained for like 7 straight days. So, we went to that place (because a chick wanted to go) around lunch time and not eating and drinking a bunch of grain drinks with the extra grain shot and then some others (one was the guy I fucked up) started buying shots of grain for everybody ... well maybe you now get the drift....

[Manning, Esq.]

isnt that the one that makes you shit oil? like alli?

Bingo! That it is ... but you should know it's spelled with a "Y."

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1043/ally-mcbeal.jpg

[deliciousV]

the weight loss thing is nice, but how did it work on the migraines?

oh yeah, works on those too, at least for my wife.

[Misteriosa]

oh yeah, works on those too, at least for my wife.

i can fucking stand the headaches. my room is a damn cave because of them. and im always experiencing migrainous vertigo. ugh.

[Gutter]

Went on a golf trip and they had a hurricane come up the coast - it rained for like 7 straight days. So, we went to that place (because a chick wanted to go) around lunch time and not eating and drinking a bunch of grain drinks with the extra grain shot and then some others (one was the guy I fucked up) started buying shots of grain for everybody ... well maybe you now get the drift....

hahaha that's awesome. I'm sure the the extended version of that story is a riot.

[deliciousV]

Went on a golf trip and they had a hurricane come up the coast - it rained for like 7 straight days. So, we went to that place (because a chick wanted to go) around lunch time and not eating and drinking a bunch of grain drinks with the extra grain shot and then some others (one was the guy I fucked up) started buying shots of grain for everybody ... well maybe you now get the drift....

next golf trip, holla at your boy!

[mikek]

Crazed calling out Fez!

[Dell]

next golf trip, holla at your boy!

hey deliciousV, 23 friends and I will be playing north myrtle April 22-26...interested in joining us on a club run or our casino cruise?

[jennysmurf]

Crazed calling out Fez!

But not in a bad way. He's a kitty cat.

[CountryBob]

next golf trip, holla at your boy!

Deal!

[CountryBob]

hey deliciousV, 23 friends and I will be playing north myrtle April 22-26...interested in joining us on a club run or our casino cruise?

I went on the casino cruise out of Little river and spent the whole time seasick - it sucked for me. I couldnt even play :down:

[deliciousV]

hey deliciousV, 23 friends and I will be playing north myrtle April 22-26...interested in joining us on a club run or our casino cruise?

oh I am definately in for a club run!

[Manning, Esq.]

I'd love to hear ♫ The Advice Show ♫, remixed for Crazed's advice.

[mikek]

Went on a golf trip and they had a hurricane come up the coast - it rained for like 7 straight days. So, we went to that place (because a chick wanted to go) around lunch time and not eating and drinking a bunch of grain drinks with the extra grain shot and then some others (one was the guy I fucked up) started buying shots of grain for everybody ... well maybe you now get the drift....

I used to be in the Coast Guard. We took our ship up the St Lawrence Seaway to Michigan (long story). We moored in Escanaba MI on a Saturday night, and the next day we went to a bar (as sailors are wont to do when the come to shore). The bartender said "Sorry, it's against the law to server beer on Sundays."

We were bummed.

Then he added, "But we're allowed to serve hard liquor."

Dear sweet Jeebus did we get fuuuuuuucked up that day.

[CountryBob]

hahaha that's awesome. I'm sure the the extended version of that story is a riot.

It is - the guy was 6'6 and huge. He was a lineman on the GA TEch championship team but I got the best of him. We fought all the way out the door. Somebitch shouldnt have grabbed my chicks ass. (and yes, we were on a golf trip but we took the ladies too) and Im glad, because there is not much to do at the beach when it rains everyday...

[deliciousV]

I used to be in the Coast Guard. We took our ship up the St Lawrence Seaway to Michigan (long story). We moored in Escanaba MI on a Saturday night, and the next day we went to a bar (as sailors are wont to do when the come to shore). The bartender said "Sorry, it's against the law to server beer on Sundays."

We were bummed.

Then he said, "But we're allowed to serve hard liquor."

Dear sweet Jeebus did we get fuuuuuuucked up that day.

ahh Michigan,its what happens when Canada flushes.

[CountryBob]

I used to be in the Coast Guard. We took our ship up the St Lawrence Seaway to Michigan (long story). We moored in Escanaba MI on a Saturday night, and the next day we went to a bar (as sailors are wont to do when the come to shore). The bartender said "Sorry, it's against the law to server beer on Sundays."

We were bummed.

Then he added, "But we're allowed to serve hard liquor."

Dear sweet Jeebus did we get fuuuuuuucked up that day.

I like this story - sweet liquor!

[disneyspy]

I used to be in the Coast Guard. We took our ship up the St Lawrence Seaway to Michigan (long story). We moored in Escanaba MI on a Saturday night, and the next day we went to a bar (as sailors are wont to do when the come to shore). The bartender said "Sorry, it's against the law to server beer on Sundays."

We were bummed.

Then he added, "But we're allowed to serve hard liquor."

Dear sweet Jeebus did we get fuuuuuuucked up that day.

did you see escanaba in da moonlight?

[Dell]

oh I am definately in for a club run!

deal!

[Manning, Esq.]

Um ... Ohhhh. Shit. What was it?

Oh! Honk! no ...

Bonk! Budda ... nope.

Shit. Just can't remember. See You.

[CountryBob]

Nice thread today (because I didnt start it).

Now its off to a 2 hour benefit meeting for one lucky new employee.

hasta la vista baby! :bye:

[mikek]

ahh Michigan,its what happens when Canada flushes.

Indeed. Home of moose, elk, and fat chicks.

[jennysmurf]

Today's show redeemed them for yesterday's show. Had fun with ya today fellas (and Misti)!:bye:

[disneyspy]

ahh Michigan,its what happens when Canada flushes.

you've used that "joke" many times and i doubt if anyone has ever laughed

later buddays

[Dell]

smell you later buddays...:bye:

time to tackle some of the work I've been moving around my desk for the past three hours...

[deliciousV]

I got logged out for inactivity right after the Donk! That's timing bitches........later Y'all

[deliciousV]

you've used that "joke" many times and i doubt if anyone has ever laughed

later buddays

it's true.:unsure:

[Misteriosa]

you've used that "joke" many times and i doubt if anyone has ever laughed
later buddays

i did :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

smell you later buddays...:bye:

time to tackle some of the work I've been moving around my desk for the past three hours...

chuuuuuuuch..

later buddays :bye:

[mikek]

Nice thread today (because I didnt start it).


Yeah, but I'm back to the 'Bag tomorrow. Thanks for the hospitality, lusers! :wink:

[deliciousV]

i did :laugh:

HA!:king:

[fletcher]

Yeah, but I'm back to the 'Bag tomorrow. Thanks for the hospitality, lusers! :wink:

See ya tomorrow, mikey! :bye:

[disneyspy]

i think i'll start hanging at the bag

[realmenhatelife]

isnt that the one that makes you shit oil? like alli?

No, I dont think so, it's an antidepressant that they pulled because of a heart risk or something like that. But you did just remind me of two guys I know who ate Olestra pringles until they shit themselves.

[deliciousV]

i think i'll start hanging at the bag

they like nothing! Every post is snarky, I'll never understand why these people listen to either show.

[realmenhatelife]

Do you think it sucks being a black baseball player because you can only wear the one hat?

[disneyspy]

they like nothing! Every post is snarky, I'll never understand why these people listen to either show.

i bet their chicks wont be so mean to me

[fletcher]

they like nothing! Every post is snarky, I'll never understand why these people listen to either show.

Once you get past the snark we are a lovable bunch. Really!

[deliciousV]

i bet their chicks wont be so mean to me

bet they will

[jennysmurf]

i think i'll start hanging at the bag

Your bag already hangs--I've seen the picture.

[mikek]

i bet their chicks wont be so mean to me

Our chicks put out. Big time. :devil2:

[fletcher]

Our chicks put out. Big time. :devil2:

And for those not into chicks we have a few of "those".

[deliciousV]

And for those not into chicks we have a few of "those".

Not a selling point

[fletcher]

Not a selling point

Well I guess you cant please everyone.

[deliciousV]

Well I guess you cant please everyone.

it seems like, from what you've said, the Bag is giving it a hell of a try! Koodo's

[keithy_19]

Blacked out. (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)

[sailor]

Blacked out. (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)

i don't think they meant the drug induced type.

[spoon]

and i hope most aren't dumb enough to fall for a "keithy"

[spoon]

you've used that "joke" many times and i doubt if anyone has ever laughed

later buddays

I laughed bc I realize now you are that piece of shit that just won't flush no matter how long you've been there!

:flush:

[jennysmurf]

and i hope most aren't dumb enough to fall for a "keithy"

I totally did....almost banned him for spamming.

[keithy_19]

I totally did....almost banned him for spamming.

I fell for you too.

:wub:

[spoon]

I totally did....almost banned him for spamming.

NOOOOO Jenny!

WHY????!!!!

:thumbdown:

[keithy_19]

NOOOOO Jenny!

WHY????!!!!

:thumbdown:

I'm a charmer?

[jennysmurf]

NOOOOO Jenny!

WHY????!!!!

:thumbdown:

I know, I know, I'm dutifully ashamed of myself. I can only blame the lateness of the hour.

[spoon]

I know, I know, I'm dutifully ashamed of myself. I can only blame the lateness of the hour.

it's not that late in Cali!

:furious:

[jennysmurf]

it's not that lake in Cali!

:furious:

There are plenty of lakes here, but that's not what we're talking about! Focus!

[PapaBear]

it's not that lake in Cali!

:furious:
But apparently, there's motion in keithy's ocean. :flush:

[spoon]

There are plenty of lakes here, but that's not what we're talking about! Focus!

Ha! Weirdest autocorrect EVER!

I can only think I had a typo on late and it picked lake!

awesome!

[jennysmurf]

But apparently, there's motion in keithy's ocean. :flush:

I wouldn't know a bit about that, but you need to be smacked for that joke.

[spoon]

he sure does

[PapaBear]

I used the toilet thingy. That makes it OK.

[PapaBear]

Keithy signed off. He musta went to get some lotion.

[spoon]

another slap due...and no :flush: this time

[jennysmurf]

another slap due...and no :flush: this time

Get 'em!

[keithy_19]

I wouldn't know a bit about that, but you need to be smacked for that joke.

Again, why must you lie to people about our incredible sex life that may or may not exist?

[realmenhatelife]

Just when you thought we were safe, Feds raid Megaupload and charge founder/employees with piracy. This is gonna be a big deal, if file hosting websites can be charged with pirated material their users upload. Sure hope mediafire is in another country.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-feds-raid-megaupload-charge-founders-and-other,67948/