Mark Wahlberg... Batshit crazy

[WRESTLINGFAN]

The last paragraph is the kicker. The exec producer behind Entourage and he says this


"I don't get down with jerking off, dude. Look. I don't believe in everything that the church says. I try to do the right thing. I lead a clean and pure life. I'm a married guy. I have a beautiful wife. Sex is not the most important thing to me, being horny all the time, spanking the -- I mean, it's not against the law. You can do whatever you want. And it's not like, 'I shouldn't do it because of my faith. I'm just not really that into it that much anyway."




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/18/mark-wahlberg-on-911-plane_n_1213029.html

[realmenhatelife]

I thought this was going to be about how he said if he had kept his original flight and was on one of the planes that crashed into the WTC he could have defeated the terrorists and stopped 9/11.

[Gutter]

Mark Wahlberg's wife = Mark Wahlberg's fist.

[Gutter]

I thought this was going to be about how he said if he had kept his original flight and was on one of the planes that crashed into the WTC he could have defeated the terrorists and stopped 9/11.

it's in the link....that's what I thought too....if he's not into beating his meat I don't think it's that crazy for a married dude.

[deliciousV]

it's in the link....that's what I thought too....if he's not into beating his meat I don't think it's that crazy for a married dude.

Hah! You've never been married apparently.

In all honesty, in my case, I was too fucked out to jack from the time I met my wife until our daughter was born, after that I spanked fairly regular for a bout 20 yrs. Now she's a fucking animal, says no to NOTHING, and not too far from me telling her to start diddling herself so I can get some rest, the tides do turn.

[walking joint]

Hah! You've never been married apparently.

In all honesty, in my case, I was too fucked out to jack from the time I met my wife until our daughter was born, after that I spanked fairly regular for a bout 20 yrs. Now she's a fucking animal, says no to NOTHING, and not too far from me telling her to start diddling herself so I can get some rest, the tides do turn.

this is the best news i've gotten in years. i only have about 10-15 more yrs to wait.

[NewYorkDragons80]

this is the best news i've gotten in years. i only have about 10-15 more yrs to wait.

Haha! Oh, married folk.

[keithy_19]

Haha! Oh, married folk.

One foot in the grave and one hand around their cock.

[brettmojo]

Mark Wahlberg's wife = Mark Wahlberg's fist.
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee103/brettmojo/GIFS/2cqxiqf.gif

[Judge Smails]

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[IamFogHat]

You misspelled patriotic in the thread title.

[HBox]

Fuck all you non believers. Marky Mark would have stopped 9/11........ because he has THE TOUCH.

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[Gutter]

Hah! You've never been married apparently.


HAH!! you didn't look like Mark Wahlberg apparently. hahaha