Ron and Fez listening Thread 1/24/12 - The RF.Net Galaxy of stars!

[realmenhatelife]

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Let's help out little Stanley Mac today (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Hey, look! East Side Dave shirts! (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Just what the heck is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Get a Patrice CD, you'll be happy you did (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Surprise good show related site of the year (http://theinterrobang.com/)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

Come out to shine in the listening thread. Ignore the homemade video, this song is owned by Warner so I didn't want you to have to skip an ad when you dont watch it.

[disneyspy]

spy in

buddays...

[realmenhatelife]

Oscar nominations came out today and they are a big old pile of ass butter sandwich.

[CountryBob]

Ready and able to kick some ass! Bring on this mother fucking show - I will hit it straight in the face!

Nah really, I am glad to be alive in the greatest country the world has ever known. For me to be able to work and have such a cool show to listen to - I am a lucky man.

Long live Ron and Fez!


:bye:

[deliciousV]

Oscar nominations came out today and they are a big old pile of ass butter sandwich.

I just got up and already with the food talk? Starvin

[Misteriosa]

Boppers...

[disneyspy]

lost rack of the time and started cooking my lunch early-gorge formaning a steak and making a salad so i'll be in a little later

[realmenhatelife]

Cbob found his coke.

[CountryBob]

Cbob found his coke.

Diet coke :smoke:

[CountryBob]

Yeah ~~~ Paulo!

The expert on movies around here I say...

[Gutter]

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Morning Budddayyyys! Someone got an awesome birthday present on sunday. Can't believe my team is in the Super Bowl.....can't believe it's a rematch either.

[CountryBob]

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Morning Budddayyyys! Someone got an awesome birthday present on sunday. Can't believe my team is in the Super Bowl.....can't believe it's a rematch either.

Well, thats a nice present but a blowjob would have been a better present...

[realmenhatelife]

Diet coke :smoke:

So like freebase?

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

having my computer repaired in a few minutes and the wife has the car with the XM radio...gonna miss the show (and you guys)

amazing, losing my computer will result in getting more work done...:blink:

(spy, can I have your extra steak today?)

[realmenhatelife]

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Morning Budddayyyys! Someone got an awesome birthday present on sunday. Can't believe my team is in the Super Bowl.....can't believe it's a rematch either.

Gutter, are you 31?

[disneyspy]

moaning buddays...:bye:

having my computer repaired in a few minutes and the wife has the car with the XM radio...gonna miss the show (and you guys)

amazing, losing my computer will result in getting more work done...:blink:

(spy, can I have your extra steak today?)

gimme 2 minues

[Dell]

Well, thats a nice present but a blowjob would have been a better present...

do you live close enough for that?

[realmenhatelife]

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What's not to love?

[Gutter]

Gutter, are you 31?

Indeed suh. I read you know a few ppl that turned 31 this Sunday.

[Gutter]

Well, thats a nice present but a blowjob would have been a better present...

I dunno dude......I'm a pretty big Giants fan.


wow, did I have to word that carefully. hahaha

[disneyspy]

spynet is self aware for anyone whos wife has the car

[realmenhatelife]

Indeed suh. I read you know a few ppl that turned 31 this Sunday.

Yeah, you make 3 from 1/22/80. I've had sex with two of them.

[disneyspy]

Yeah, you make 3 from 1/22/80. I've had sex with two of them.

looks like its gutter time!

[deliciousV]

Indeed suh. I read you know a few ppl that turned 31 this Sunday.

another sign of the apocalypse

[CountryBob]

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"He think he da Mac"
"Macaroni"

[Gutter]

Yeah, you make 3 from 1/22/80. I've had sex with two of them.

1/22/81.

If those other two dudes told you they're 31 they were lying.

[IamFogHat]

Hi all. Not having a good day over here.

[CountryBob]

do you live close enough for that?

From a man who says that he lightly places his tongue in my asshole.

[disneyspy]

Hi all. Not having a good day over here.

sorry to hear that foggy,whats wrong and can any of us help?

[CountryBob]

Hi all. Not having a good day over here.

Sorry bro - I am having a wonderful day over here. I will keep my positivity (and bad spelling) to a dolldrum

[realmenhatelife]

looks like its gutter time!

He's lucky I dont have OCD cus I'm pretty sure I'm bigger than he is.

1/22/81.

If those other two dudes told you they're 31 they were lying.

I meant 81, January screws me up. I'm '81 so everyone 81 is 30 to me.

[CountryBob]

Hahah - Ron said that the fat chick in Bridesmaids was playing the role of Lady Trucker!

:clap::laugh::lol:

[Gutter]

He's lucky I dont have OCD cus I'm pretty sure I'm bigger than he is.


perhaps....but I'm scrappy.

[Misteriosa]

Yeah, you make 3 from 1/22/80. I've had sex with two of them.

are you trying to make the hat trick? :unsure:

[CountryBob]

Sad to say that the reason I am so happy and fiesty today is that the love of my life and I are going out Wednesday night. Sad part is that we are just friends (by her request) but anytime I can be with her - it just makes me float on air. Thursday will be a shitty day....

[CountryBob]

are you trying to make the hat trick? :unsure:

the trifecta?

[IamFogHat]

sorry to hear that foggy,whats wrong and can any of us help?

No not really. My chick of 6 years and I split up last night.

[Misteriosa]

the trifecta?

the trio?

[Misteriosa]

No not really. My chick of 6 years and I split up last night.

thats rough. im sorry. :sad:

[disneyspy]

No not really. My chick of 6 years and I split up last night.

sad,but on the good news,once RMHL gets done boning gutter,you're choices will open up some

[CountryBob]

No not really. My chick of 6 years and I split up last night.

Sorry to hear - that's a tough one. :down:

[CountryBob]

the trio?

triplets?

[IamFogHat]

sad,but on the good news,once RMHL gets done boning gutter,you're choices will open up some

His asshole will open up too, on account of my cock.

[realmenhatelife]

No not really. My chick of 6 years and I split up last night.

Ouch, bummer.

[disneyspy]

the towers fell? what the hell,where was my spoiler alert!

I'm not even gonna go watch INCREDIBLY LOUD AND CLOSE now

[realmenhatelife]

triplets?

triple dip.

[CountryBob]

the towers fell? what the hell,where was my spoiler alert!

I'm not even gonna go watch INCREDIBLY LOUD AND CLOSE now

I see that commercial for this movie and about tear up. Dont know if I am becoming an emotional idiot or if this is really going to be such a tearfest.

[disneyspy]

triple dip.

don't you people have some kind of rule against that?

[CountryBob]

triple dip.

Sex cubed?

[Misteriosa]

Sex cubed?
the turkey?

[disneyspy]

I see that commercial for this movie and about tear up. Dont know if I am becoming an emotional idiot or if this is really going to be such a tearfest.

ya,it deffinately looks like the kind of movie you watch on bluray with no one around to see you leak

[CountryBob]

I think I have officially lost my mind - my work load has increased X10 in the past week or so and it keeps piling on faster than I can do it. I dont know where to begin now and most projects are not giving me the luxury of completing and moving on.... :help:

[CountryBob]

the turkey?

uno..dos..tres assholes?

[sailor]

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Morning Budddayyyys! Someone got an awesome birthday present on sunday. Can't believe my team is in the Super Bowl.....can't believe it's a rematch either.

It was a rematch for the giants either way.

[CountryBob]

the turkey?

$5 footlong?

[deliciousV]

there's a movie about conservative Cincinatti radio host Bill Cunningham? I'm in! Willeeeee!

[A.J.]

God this is painful.

[IamFogHat]

So Michael Fassbender and his big penis got snubbed?

[CountryBob]

Dear Mods,

Is there anyway that my mod quote can be erased or changed so as to not have a gay vibe?

Thank You - Country Bob

[Misteriosa]

Dear Mods,

Is there anyway that my mod quote can be erased or changed so as to not have a gay vibe?

Thank You - Country Bob

no.

[Gutter]

Dear Mods,

Is there anyway that my mod quote can be erased or changed so as to not have a gay vibe?

Thank You - Country Bob

That profile pic of Otho prepping for a mouth fucking isn't helping your cause.

[IamFogHat]

Dear Mods,

Is there anyway that my mod quote can be erased or changed so as to not have a gay vibe?

Thank You - Country Bob

We pretty much have them just to be gay. Or stupid, but mostly gay.

[Manning, Esq.]

Morning, old friends.

Sounds like Gvac's gone by the wayside to the critic who's our O-Gee-gee-gee.

[realmenhatelife]

the turkey?

tres leches

[CountryBob]

no.

haha - I love you too!

[IamFogHat]

It was Boston Paul.

[CountryBob]

tres leches

Doin the Dale Earnhart?



Ok - I am reaching I know...

[IamFogHat]

Doin the Dale Earnhart?



Ok - I am reaching I know...

Toin coss?

[CountryBob]

Somebody better call Jersey Mike's and tell them that I am on my way and they might run out of subs - I am starving today!

All of this positive energy makes the appetite grow....

[Misteriosa]

Doin the Dale Earnhart?



Ok - I am reaching I know...

that's terrible. im sorry.

[realmenhatelife]

Doin the Dale Earnhart?



Ok - I am reaching I know...

Ha, I had no idea what you meant but when I got it I chuckled.







I have no 'ew' number, if she has no kids or diseases I'm happy.

[Gutter]

I have no 'ew' number, if she has no kids or diseases I'm happy.

I was thinking the same thing.

[realmenhatelife]

Toin coss?

Every time I say Coin Toss I second guess myself now. I did it in the auto dealership yesterday right before I had a 3 minute conversation looking into the wrong, lazy eye of the guy. I seriously thought he was being aloof and looking out the window while talking to me.

[Manning, Esq.]

STEP ONE:
I think I have officially lost my mind - my work load has increased X10 in the past week or so and it keeps piling on faster than I can do it. I dont know where to begin now and most projects are not giving me the luxury of completing and moving on.... :help:

STEP TWO:
Douse bulk of work with kerosene.

STEP THREE:
Throw lit Ohio Bluetip over shoulder while walking away nonchalantly, bearing a Diesel-esque smirk.

[realmenhatelife]

I was thinking the same thing.

In my opinion guys that really care are worried that 1: they have the smallest dick or 2: their number is lower.

[Misteriosa]

In my opinion guys that really care are worried that 1: they have the smallest dick or 2: their number is lower.

im still in the single digits. i don't have it in me to have a one night stand.

i stink.

[Manning, Esq.]

Beck's Loser is timeless.

[Manning, Esq.]

im still in the single digits. i don't have it in me to have a one night stand.

i stink.

Oh ... just too much here.

[Gutter]

3? fucking 3? jeezus christ, that doesn't even sound fair.

[Gutter]

Oh ... just too much here.

third period, up by two, and that net is empty.

[Manning, Esq.]

third period, up by two, and that net is empty.

Yup - I'm bringin' in the Hanson brothers.

[IamFogHat]

Pepper: He loves dock.
I love Pepper's speech impediments :lol:

[realmenhatelife]

im still in the single digits. i don't have it in me to have a one night stand.

i stink.

I dont have the energy to bang a bunch of different girls and be on the hunt and all that. It's not appealing to me. And then it's like I'm always enjoying myself way more like the 10th time than the first.

[IamFogHat]

Todd's not from Indianapolis, he's from Pinelas Park.

[deliciousV]

In my opinion guys that really care are worried that 1: they have the smallest dick or 2: their number is lower.

exactly! Marry a virgin, never let her watch porn, and keep telling her they only come in one size. That's my credo

[Melk]

How about more than 25? What a bunch of babies saying less than 10.

[CountryBob]

I am dropping my number daily - since I don't hardly have sex now

[Misteriosa]

fez is 0?

[Gutter]

I would marry a porn star. I don't have a number.

[realmenhatelife]

fez is 0?

So he has to find a virgin too? He's looking to be "Uncle" Todd for sure.

[CountryBob]

Do hookers count when figuring up the number?

[realmenhatelife]

I would marry a porn star. I don't have a number.

I wouldn't but that has more to do with coke habits and fake tits.

[Gutter]

I wouldn't but that has more to do with coke habits and fake tits.

well yea, that's a different preference.

[Misteriosa]

double standard, indeed. :dry:

[Melk]

If I am going to be realistic, I only care about STDs.

[Gutter]

Really though, shouldn't this question be for the chicks? I've had sex with more than 10 women and I'm no stud.....but the guys calling up are like, 3....5.....under double digits.

If I was a chick I'd be a fucking pig according to these callers.

[Manning, Esq.]

You think that, for those who are really concerned with an eww number, the better gauge would be time, rather than a head count? E.g., What percentage of her waking hours are spent as occupied? Seems a more better measure if you're judging.

[CountryBob]

Being a creep - I don't think a chick wants to know my number. But take out sisters and sheep and maybe it's not too high

[realmenhatelife]

Really though, shouldn't this question be for the chicks? I've had sex with more than 10 women and I'm no stud.....but the guys calling up are like, 3....5.....under double digits.

If I was a chick I'd be a fucking pig according to these callers.

I would love for there to be a discussion between a bunch of normal women about their attitudes towards all this, guys numbers, their own numbers and how little it matters, and then the guys just freaking out after "oh my god what whores etc etc"

[jennysmurf]

CountryBob, you are soooooo lucky that I can't give modquotes.

[Manning, Esq.]

If I am going to be realistic, I only care about STDs.

Bet. Semen transfer deposits sounds like an efficient way to weigh ho-ness.

[CountryBob]

I turned down this chick a while back just because she has been dating the biggest drug head and scumbag I know. I don't want to know that I am banging a needle users chick

[Misteriosa]

Really though, shouldn't this question be for the chicks? I've had sex with more than 10 women and I'm no stud.....but the guys calling up are like, 3....5.....under double digits.

If I was a chick I'd be a fucking pig according to these callers.

you are right. you would be a pig to them. but if you were a woman, you may not get to numbers that high. if you were a chick, you would have had it beat into your brain since you were small that you have to protect and guard your precious vagina at all costs. and dad willbe on the porch with the shotgun waiting for you after your dates.

[LeedsJr]

I would love for there to be a discussion between a bunch of normal women about their attitudes towards all this, guys numbers, their own numbers and how little it matters, and then the guys just freaking out after "oh my god what whores etc etc"

What are these fantastical creatures of which you speak?

[CountryBob]

CountryBob, you are soooooo lucky that I can't give modquotes.

Yeah I tend to lob up softballs

[Manning, Esq.]

What are these fantastical creatures of which you speak?

Clearly, Anna Faris is a start.

[Melk]

Bet. Semen transfer deposits sounds like an efficient way to weigh ho-ness.
Yeah, but the STD thing matters. If the woman has been with 50 guys but is clean, rock on.

[Misteriosa]

CountryBob, you are soooooo lucky that I can't give modquotes.

but i can... :devil2:

[realmenhatelife]

The hilarious thing is that this whole question is basically predicated on the myth that women dont like sex.

[sailor]

Pepper: He loves dock.
I love Pepper's speech impediments :lol:

Pretty sure he said "you like to dock" and it was fucking hilarious.

[Manning, Esq.]

Fezzie will never hire this therapist.

[sailor]

Never got how a lot of girls think blowjobs are less intimate than sex.

[Gutter]

The hilarious thing is that this whole question is basically predicated on the myth that women dont like sex.

True true.


I do love that Jim Jeffries line though about this.

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[CountryBob]

Or anal - my cuz's 15 year old daughter was caught letting her boyfriend fuck her ass but she told her mom that she was still a virgin and all of her friends are doing it. Of course both parents are devistated

[Gutter]

Fezzie will never hire this therapist.

http://www.theviraltrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/9aa6a381therapists.png

[realmenhatelife]

Never got how a lot of girls think blowjobs are less intimate than sex.

No eye contact, talking, and you dont have to kiss anyone. Well, on the mouth anyway.

[Manning, Esq.]

Or anal - my cuz's 15 year old daughter was caught letting her boyfriend fuck her ass but she told her mom that she was still a virgin and all of her friends are doing it. Of course both parents are devistated

Paul Hahrrgis: Eh?

[Ol' Unk's been inspired to perk up a little too often, lately.]

[realmenhatelife]

Or anal - my cuz's 15 year old daughter was caught letting her boyfriend fuck her ass but she told her mom that she was still a virgin and all of her friends are doing it. Of course both parents are devistated

How does one have the presence of mind to notice which hole it's going in when you walk in on your 15 year old daughter getting piped?

[Gutter]

How does one have the presence of mind to notice which hole it's going in when you walk in on your 15 year old daughter getting piped?

Reverse cowgirl?

[Manning, Esq.]

http://www.theviraltrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/9aa6a381therapists.png

Very good, Alex. Whenever I read or write the word, I think of analyst-therapist, Dr. Funke's card:

http://www.aoltv.com/images/2005/10/analrapist.jpg

[CountryBob]

How does one have the presence of mind to notice which hole it's going in when you walk in on your 15 year old daughter getting piped?

Stupid mom I guess but they believe her and grounded her for life

[realmenhatelife]

Reverse cowgirl?

I'm just saying if I could walk in on that once the spank bank would be so full I probably wouldn't ever have sex again.

Speaking of other comic quotes Patrice once said "I only have sex anymore just to have something new to think about when I'm jerking off."

[Misteriosa]

Reverse cowgirl?

that hurts sometimes...

[Gutter]

I'm just saying if I could walk in on that once the spank bank would be so full I probably wouldn't ever have sex again.



I didn't know you had kids.

[Misteriosa]

I'm just saying if I could walk in on that once the spank bank would be so full I probably wouldn't ever have sex again.

Speaking of other comic quotes Patrice once said "I only have sex anymore just to have something new to think about when I'm jerking off."

not if its your kid you walk in on :o

[Gutter]

Very good, Alex. Whenever I read or write the word, I think of analyst-therapist, Dr. Funke's card

Also correct.

[LeedsJr]

Ron: Is it psychological for you?

Pepper: No, it's fun getting fucked up.

I'm not sure why, but this cracked me up.

[jennysmurf]

I didn't know you had kids.

:laugh:

[Gutter]

:laugh:

ah thank ya.

[Misteriosa]

when i run into clients outside of the work setting, they ALWAYS feel compelled to ask me for appointments and tell me about their acute health issues on the spot. i tell them to call my voicemail at work and leave a message. they get upset.

[sailor]

No eye contact, talking, and you dont have to kiss anyone. Well, on the mouth anyway.

Crazy talk, Miss.

[CountryBob]

WOW!

Wild Cherry Tic Tac's are so good!

[CountryBob]

when i run into clients outside of the work setting, they ALWAYS feel compelled to ask me for appointments and tell me about their acute health issues on the spot. i tell them to call my voicemail at work and leave a message. they get upset.

Do you throw up your hand and look down when you tell them this?

[sailor]

Zito is crazy. A bagel with cream cheese is probably worse than the meals fez is getting hicks, all things considered.

[Misteriosa]

Do you throw up your hand and look down when you tell them this?

no. i let them finish. if its serious, i tell them to go to the er. everything else gets the voicemail line.

[deliciousV]

so stupidly simple, yet I must have one.

http://www.pickpunch.com/

[CountryBob]

What does it matter how much taxes Mitt had paid last year?

[Misteriosa]

i dont remember where i heard it, but there was something going around that mitt's dad was one of the first to release hit taxes to the public.

im gonna have to look that up...

[Manning, Esq.]

What does it matter how much taxes Mitt had paid last year?

Zakly. But, you're in the minority if you really don't care. Joe Neckbone won't assimilate with the big money guns. It puts impressions of buying the election, too much clout, too business-friendly, etc.

[Dell]

so stupidly simple, yet I must have one.

http://www.pickpunch.com/

using a shared resource at work just to see what you guys were posting...just ordered one for my nephew (it's my added gift for being late on his graduation gift)

[Manning, Esq.]

Monty Brewster ran the best campaign IMHO.

[deliciousV]

using a shared resource at work just to see what you guys were posting...just ordered one for my nephew (it's my added gift for being late on his graduation gift)

It might just be a must have for all guitar players. They charge a stupid amount for a little ole pick.

[Misteriosa]

Monty Brewster ran the best campaign IMHO.

http://blog.nj.com/njv_zohar_laor/2008/10/large_brewster.JPG

[Dell]

It might just be a must have for all guitar players. They charge a stupid amount for a little ole pick.

my nephew was a music major which means he will not be walking into a high paying job...that and getting married means not having to buy picks is a plus (along with the graduation cash)

[CountryBob]

That's cool and all but you are left up to the thickness of the card by using that pick punch. And different players like different thickness picks. Just saying....

[deliciousV]

That's cool and all but you are left up to the thickness of the card by using that pick punch. And different players like different thickness picks. Just saying....

they sell big pieces of plastic on that site for $3.25 of various guages. Also, most people have tons of things laying around that a pick can be made of, from a butter bowl lid to an old credit card.

[realmenhatelife]

The personal wealth thing is an issue because it costs so much to get elected, which is a huge problem.



I dont see how Ron voting third party just because it's third party is any different than voting for a guy because you dont like his hair.

[CountryBob]

they sell big pieces of plastic on that site for $3.25 of various guages. Also, most people have tons of things laying around that a pick can be made of, from a butter bowl lid to an old credit card.

Well thats cool then - I gave it a 5 second look.

[Manning, Esq.]

Voting third party may be seen as a protest vote. It may accomplish another, more tangible, result. You know that 1040 check box about donating to election funds? Generally, that's split between Rs and Ds. However, if a 3rd gets at least 5% of the vote, they, too, get a piece of that.

Don;t know how much that adds up to, but it's worth knowing that an "anti-vote" may have this side effect.

[deliciousV]

The personal wealth thing is an issue because it costs so much to get elected, which is a huge problem.



I dont see how Ron voting third party just because it's third party is any different than voting for a guy because you dont like his hair.

I think the important thing to Ron is that electing a 3rd party candidate would create a fundamental change in all future politics, crushing our current 2 party mess. For that purpose WHO is elected wouldn't matter as much as the protest factor.

[Manning, Esq.]

What's that?

[CountryBob]

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8453/11618698.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/705/11618698.png/)



I am so confused on which one to vote for .......

[Manning, Esq.]

I am so confused on which one to vote for .......

I'm leaning toward Mancow's sidekick. I mean, if he can withstand a head-on crash into a wall....

[CountryBob]

OH NO! my mod quote has grown - now with even more creepiness! :help:

[LeedsJr]

What's that?

Gutter.

He's right behind you.

[LeedsJr]

What's that?

CBob chewing on Wild Cherry Tic Tacs.

[LeedsJr]

What's that?

Spy farted.

[sailor]

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

[LeedsJr]

What's that?

3 bad jokes in a row.

[CountryBob]

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6420/15207082.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/94/15207082.jpg/)


Soooooo Good!

[deliciousV]

Spy farted.

bet it smelled like chlorine.

[jennysmurf]

OH NO! my mod quote has grown - now with even more creepiness! :help:

:clap:

[Manning, Esq.]

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

Gues I'm the one who's crazy.

[jennysmurf]

People shouldn't go to church to be entertained.

[deliciousV]

OH NO! my mod quote has grown - now with even more creepiness! :help:

I use to want one of those, but it seems like things are taken out of context just to be hurtful.

[CountryBob]

Totally agree with Ron - religious music is filled with sub par singers most always.

My Dad who is a preacher used to get so pissed at me when I would visit and he would brag on the singers - I would say they sucked.

Its not the message - just the talent level that sucks...

[deliciousV]

chipmunk church?

[jennysmurf]

I use to want one of those, but it seems like things are taken out of context just to be hurtful.

Be careful what you wish for...:devil2:

[Misteriosa]

People shouldn't go to church to be entertained.

http://mindlesscomfort.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/are-you-not-entertained.jpg?w=500

[Manning, Esq.]

People shouldn't go to church to be entertained.

True dat. Churches shouldn't try to entertain people.

[Misteriosa]

True dat. Churches shouldn't try to entertain people.

*cough*megachurch*cough*

[CountryBob]

Be careful what you wish for...:devil2:

Yep , this is how it starts ...... slippery slope.

One day you wake up and BAM!

You have a mod quote that is pretty much guaranteed to be something gay in nature.

[CountryBob]

That tire roll rules! I bet it jumped 100 feet off the ground!

[LeedsJr]

http://mindlesscomfort.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/are-you-not-entertained.jpg?w=500

That's awesome!

[IamFogHat]

I'm back. How we doing?

[deliciousV]

Yep , this is how it starts ...... slippery slope.

One day you wake up and BAM!

You have a mod quote that is pretty much guaranteed to be something gay in nature.

I work at not saying gay things for this very reason.

[jennysmurf]

I work at not saying gay things for this very reason.

I love a challenge.

[LeedsJr]

I'm back. How we doing?

I'm fine.

Me too.

We're fine.

And how are you?

[CountryBob]

I work at not saying gay things for this very reason.

I never say gay things - they just twist the context around.

It will happen to you - just wait and see,,,, bwahhhh hhah hah hah

[IamFogHat]

I never say gay things - they just twist the context around.

It will happen to you - just wait and see,,,, bwahhhh hhah hah hah

I leave for an hour and Cbob has one of the best modquotes ever!

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm back. How we doing?

Wilkommen. We dooz peachey. Now, Where we goin'!?

[CountryBob]

Anyone ever matte a picture? I have like 10 posters from a local music festival and I want to frame them. But I dont know how but want to save money.

[CountryBob]

Im going to tell a chick "you are my giant truck tire"
Do you think she will be happy to hear that?

[Manning, Esq.]

The tire bit reminds me of a high school episode, when I was a gearhead, and unbeknownst to me, someone tried to snag my rims but only got a few lugs loosened before (presumably) being scared off. Just a mile from home, rim popped on a four-lane split roadway. I swerved into the turning lane and saw the thing roll across a couple lanes, run up a ~16 foot enbankment, and back down onto a little white Buick. Shit youse not, the lady slowed down, I saw the windshield webbed, and then she picked up the pace and kept going. I ended up with a half-moon brake disc.

[realmenhatelife]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hxp_-ymNzHc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Jesse Michaels, one of the all time great voices of punk has a new band that sounds nearly like op ivy.

[LeedsJr]

Im going to tell a chick "you are my giant truck tire"
Do you think she will be happy to hear that?

Oh, yeah. That should go over big.

I can't imagine why you've been struggling with the ladies lately. :smile:

[CountryBob]

The tire bit reminds me of a high school episode, when I was a gearhead, and unbeknownst to me, someone tried to snag my rims but only got a few lugs loosened before (presumably) being scared off. Just a mile from home, rim popped on a four-lane split roadway. I swerved into the turning lane and saw the thing roll across a couple lanes, run up a ~16 foot enbankment, and back down onto a little white Buick. Shit youse not, the lady slowed down, I saw the windshield webbed, and then she picked up the pace and kept going. I ended up with a half-moon brake disc.

My cuz bought a 69 Mercury Grand Marqui convertible and on the first drunken ride to the golf course a hubcap shot off while we were doing like 60 MPH on a 2 lane residental rode. He hit the brakes and that hubcap veered off into a yard where it ran up some steps and went through a screen door into the house. he wanted to stop but we all yelled to floor it and we did. Didnt hear of anyone getting killed on the news so no biggie I guess...:ohmy:

[Misteriosa]

so the officemate is back from vacation. she's been blasting her radio (as usual) all morning. the radio is currently blaring E.U.'s "Da Butt" :o

[CountryBob]

Oh, yeah. That should go over big.

I can't imagine why you've been struggling with the ladies lately. :smile:

Shit, It's just this fat belly thats been grounding me. I could get around the truck tire comment like bullfighter on sunday.

[Misteriosa]

and im also convinced that said officemate is going deaf. the radio gets louder every month

[Manning, Esq.]

My cuz bought a 69 Mercury Grand Marqui convertible and on the first drunken ride to the golf course a hubcap shot off ...

Musta been a disc golf course, or sumpthin. Sssss.

[CountryBob]

and im also convinced that said officemate is going deaf. the radio gets louder every month

So its just you 2 in 1 office?

[jennysmurf]

and im also convinced that said officemate is going deaf. the radio gets louder every month

Maybe it goes up as office morale goes down.

[CountryBob]

My nephew told me the other day that all of my stories always start out with "We were drunk or drinking etc"

I felt like a loser

[Misteriosa]

So its just you 2 in 1 office?

we used to share an office before the agency moved. now we share a cube. ive always referred to her as officemate in all of my complaints about her on the message boards.

[Misteriosa]

Maybe it goes up as office morale goes down.

she's been told by the asst dir that her radio is too loud.

[CountryBob]

Speaking of fun - we are in the works of putting in a ZIP line at my hunting lodge. Gonna be a fucking blast!

[jennysmurf]

Shit, It's just this fat belly thats been grounding me. I could get around the truck tire comment like bullfighter on sunday.

I did a google image search for "fat bullfighter" to find a picture to tease you with, but I'm the loser, cause now I'm scarred for life. Lots of goring pictures that I can't unsee.:blink:

[Dell]

Yep , this is how it starts ...... slippery slope.

One day you wake up and BAM!

You have a mod quote that is pretty much guaranteed to be something gay in nature.

I was quoting Ron when I got mine...taking things out of context is the beauty of them mod quotes

[deliciousV]

My nephew told me the other day that all of my stories always start out with "We were drunk or drinking etc"

I felt like a loser

sounds like winning to me

[IamFogHat]

Speaking of fun - we are in the works of putting in a ZIP line at my hunting lodge. Gonna be a fucking blast!

That actually does sound pretty fun. I'm jealous.

[CountryBob]

she's been told by the asst dir that her radio is too loud.

I had to share an office with my mine clerk for 6 months when my coal mine had an explosion and we were in shutdown/waiting mode. I am a noise maker - tapping, singing, clicking etc and it just about drove her crazy. SHe would yell at me and I would stop but then start back up uncontrollably.

[Manning, Esq.]

so the officemate is back from vacation. she's been blasting her radio (as usual) all morning. the radio is currently blaring E.U.'s "Da Butt" :o

Old Skool FM? If so, and the office is big enough to hide it...

http://www.nextenergynews.com/news08/Next9.8.08b.gif

EMP may be overboard, though.

[realmenhatelife]

I just saw a dirty bastard in our parking lot look both ways before rolling his paper cup under a car. He has to pass 20 garbage cans on his way back to his desk.

[LeedsJr]

So its just you 2 in 1 office?

Why do I get the feeling porn music just started playing in your head?

[CountryBob]

I did a google image search for "fat bullfighter" to find a picture to tease you with, but I'm the loser, cause now I'm scarred for life. Lots of goring pictures that I can't unsee.:blink:

CBob win!

[CountryBob]

Why do I get the feeling porn music just started playing in your head?

:clap:

[CountryBob]

Why do I get the feeling porn music just started playing in your head?

I've got an interview to do at 3pm and I just saw her - a WOW WOW!!!!

I have to be strong and hide my attraction while interviewing her. Wonder if I can just hire her on looks alone?



Nah, I know I cant for you out there that take everything so literal....

[Manning, Esq.]

I just saw a dirty bastard in our parking lot look both ways before rolling his paper cup under a car. He has to pass 20 garbage cans on his way back to his desk.

The ghost of Russell Jones is a litterbug, eh? Weird, weird world.

[IamFogHat]

What do you think Fez's giant tire is?

[jennysmurf]

CBob win!

And none of them were even fat, so it's a double-lose for me!:down:

[CountryBob]

And none of them were even fat, so it's a double-lose for me!:down:

Now I feel bad for you :down:

[Manning, Esq.]

What do you think Fez's giant tire is?

http://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/hercules/ignatowski.jpg

Whoa!!

[jennysmurf]

I have mad rock-skipping skills! Grew up around Kentucky Lake, and spent my Summers bored out of my mind, so rock skipping was fun.

[CountryBob]

Well, my damn Lotus notes has crashed and requires a re-boot of my system. So see you all tomorrow and just remember that you can't control the actions of others, only your reactions!


Keep positive as it is contageous for others.

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

I have mad rock-skipping skills! Grew up around Kentucky Lake, and spent my Summers bored out of my mind, so rock skipping was fun.

I must be having a stroke, I thought this said rock rapping, like linkin park and limp bizkit.

[deliciousV]

my TV plans tonight, DVR Justified and grab some cold beer and Makers to watch UK@GA on ESPN with me.

[sailor]

I was quoting Ron when I got mine...taking things out of context is the beauty of them mod quotes

If you throw it in quotes, I say that should protect you.

[jennysmurf]

I must be having a stroke, I thought this said rock rapping, like linkin park and limp bizkit.

I'm no good at that nonsense.

[sailor]

Isn't Ron the one who keeps telling people to grow up and stop enjoying things like a child would?

[Gutter]

I had to share an office with my mine clerk for 6 months when my coal mine had an explosion and we were in shutdown/waiting mode. I am a noise maker - tapping, singing, clicking etc and it just about drove her crazy. SHe would yell at me and I would stop but then start back up uncontrollably.

I'm the same way....... fidgety people make me fidgety, and I get really annoyed by it. I used to sit by a dude who clipped his fingernails at his desk 2 or 3 times a day and that "CA-TINK CA-TINk" of the nail clippers drove me fucking nuts. Now I sit near a kid who shakes his leg up and down constantly and it reverberates through the floor and I then I start shaking. so annoying.

[Gutter]

....and holy shit, Hicks just lost his mind on Zito and it was hilarious hahahahahaha. He sounded like Cuban B for a second.

[Misteriosa]

i love zito's concern trolling :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Isn't Ron the one who keeps telling people to grow up and stop enjoying things like a child would?

That only applies to things he's to hipster-ish to like.

[IamFogHat]

Isn't Ron the one who keeps telling people to grow up and stop enjoying things like a child would?

He's a complex human man.

[deliciousV]

I'm the same way....... fidgety people make me fidgety, and I get really annoyed by it. I used to sit by a dude who clipped his fingernails at his desk 2 or 3 times a day and that "CA-TINK CA-TINk" of the nail clippers drove me fucking nuts. Now I sit near a kid who shakes his leg up and down constantly and it reverberates through the floor and I then I start shaking. so annoying.

was this guy a vampire, with his instagrow nails? How the fuck can anybody cut them that much? That fucker is annoying me now!:furious:

[LeedsJr]

I'm the same way....... fidgety people make me fidgety, and I get really annoyed by it. I used to sit by a dude who clipped his fingernails at his desk 2 or 3 times a day and that "CA-TINK CA-TINk" of the nail clippers drove me fucking nuts. Now I sit near a kid who shakes his leg up and down constantly and it reverberates through the floor and I then I start shaking. so annoying.

Wow, that dude's nails grew fast.

[sailor]

Like what if someone's giant tire is playing video games?

[jennysmurf]

Like what if someone's giant tire is playing video games?

Tires can't play video games, silly billy.

[deliciousV]

Like what if someone's giant tire is playing video games?

all this tire talks got me thinking about Fat Tire beer with my Makers tonight. It's like product placement on radio.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hey! Homestar. My pen's a Mont Blanc. My fritter's a conch. My car horn goes, "honk."

Sup?!

C'Ewe.

[jennysmurf]

Had super dee duper fun with all ya'll today!:bye:

[Misteriosa]

later buddays!

[deliciousV]

Later y'all

[sailor]

Tires can't play video games, silly billy.

Ha! But imagine how cool that would be!!

[sailor]

I thought the Zito-Hicks shit was funny, but Hicks seems genuinely pissed.

[Gutter]

was this guy a vampire, with his instagrow nails? How the fuck can anybody cut them that much? That fucker is annoying me now!:furious:

I know!!!! Just the vanity of it all drove me crazy on its own.

Wow, that dude's nails grew fast.

yes.....yes they did.