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IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 06:41 AM
Morning.
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Get yourself a hilarious Patriquie CD (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Gotta hand it to Jon, he made a damn good one (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Call the show!!

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 06:46 AM
good morning! good morning to y'all!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mpJRvQpHWXU/TRHDg8MdVfI/AAAAAAAAHJI/g9x-Y92ZHvw/s1600/f100babe.jpg

JerseyRich
01-25-2012, 06:49 AM
Oh...hello there.

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 06:50 AM
hi rich :-)

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 06:52 AM
Hiya Rich, nice of you to drop by. :bye:

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 06:53 AM
fine looking group of posters already,mornin buddays

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 06:54 AM
misti whats with the new screen name? did you lose a bet?

Gutter
01-25-2012, 06:56 AM
Morning buddays.

So my fucking watch fell right off my wrist yesterday. I was walking back from the bank and could feel that it was loose under my coat. I figured it had come undone somehow, but when I reached for it, fucking thing fell right off and smacked against the concrete. I go to pick it up and one of the pins that holds the link together must have fallen out. I'll get it fixed but now my wrist feels really naked. I love that watch.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8T6f2ddzwZnoMHqMgk2hoEi4reYMS3 KMZKIdiimvlLxMUIVO9

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 06:57 AM
Morning buddays.

So my fucking watch fell right off my wrist yesterday. I was walking back from the bank and could feel that it was loose under my coat. I figured it had come undone somehow, but when I reached for it, fucking thing fell right off and smacked against the concrete. I go to pick it up and one of the pins that holds the link together must have fallen out. I'll get it fixed but now my wrist feels really naked. I love that watch.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8T6f2ddzwZnoMHqMgk2hoEi4reYMS3 KMZKIdiimvlLxMUIVO9

sounds like timecop is whatching over you

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 06:59 AM
good morning! good morning to y'all!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mpJRvQpHWXU/TRHDg8MdVfI/AAAAAAAAHJI/g9x-Y92ZHvw/s1600/f100babe.jpg

And, a very good morning to you, and your suckling. Lemme get this going...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuXm4nu4h8LAobFgps3VQBHNzV6gg8N iNglUNBBuvz74DcNE0pWtkjYVVgkQ

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 06:59 AM
misti whats with the new screen name? did you lose a bet?

oh thats right.. you dont know why because youre a dirty quitter :laugh:

my nephew called me last night and reminded me of a game he plays with his friends. he said, "titi, you're a barf!" he says it so adorably, ive decide to accept the title. he also walks around saying "heh heh heh! pineapple haircuts!" (we taught him that one)

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:01 AM
Tick Tock mu-fuckers. February's nigh. Whatley Posse afoot?

sailor
01-25-2012, 07:01 AM
oh thats right.. you dont know why because youre a dirty quitter :laugh:

my nephew called me last night and reminded me of a game he plays with his friends. he said, "titi, you're a barf!" he says it so adorably, ive decide to accept the title. he also walks around saying "heh heh heh! pineapple haircuts!" (we taught him that one)

Guess what?

Chicken butt!

That one's currently huge in our house.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:03 AM
What's up?

Chicken butt!

That one's currently huge in our house.

Too cute. Not completely unlike my world:

How was your day?

Fuck yourself, fucko.

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:03 AM
Guess what?

Chicken butt!

That one's currently huge in our house.

heh heh.. i expect that one soon. right now the barf game is king. he goes around asking, "is mama a barf? noooooooo!" "is 'bela (his grandma) a barf? nooooo!" "is sissy (his older sister) a barf? yesssssss!"

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:05 AM
I wish that black car wasn't in the way. I hate when videos are obscured.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:05 AM
Guess what?

Chicken butt!

That one's currently huge in our house.

My kids are 12 and 14 and we still do this all the time. My wife thinks we're retarded.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 07:05 AM
oh thats right.. you dont know why because youre a dirty quitter :laugh:

my nephew called me last night and reminded me of a game he plays with his friends. he said, "titi, you're a barf!" he says it so adorably, ive decide to accept the title. he also walks around saying "heh heh heh! pineapple haircuts!" (we taught him that one)

your newphew calls you titi?


hhahahahahahaha!

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:06 AM
oh yeah.. i heard this video last night. i stream a radio station from LA in the afternoons. this was ALL they were talking about. :down:

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:07 AM
your newphew calls you titi?


hhahahahahahaha!

i dont know what a newphew is, but yes he calls me titi (not pronounced titty, but tee-tee)

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 07:08 AM
fix ispy!

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 07:08 AM
i dont know what a newphew is, but yes he calls me titi (not pronounced titty, but tee-tee)

It replaces your oldphew.

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:08 AM
fix ispy!

ispy is working just fine for me. :smoke:

try refreshing the ispy page.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:09 AM
Tick Tock mu-fuckers. February's nigh. Whatley Posse afoot?

This reminded me of this:

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Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:09 AM
It replaces your oldphew.

ahh in that case, my newphew made 1 month old this past sunday :happy:

Gutter
01-25-2012, 07:09 AM
I've got zero problem with this. He's about to bury that crowbar into that cops skull. Fuck that dude.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 07:12 AM
The nonsense of 'shoot him in the leg' needs to stop though.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:12 AM
I've got zero problem with this. He's about to bury that crowbar into that cops skull. Fuck that dude.

Me either.

They even tried tasing him. The guy pulled the leads out of his neck and stepped up to the plate.

Why isn't the moral of this video, "Don't swing a crowbar at cops pointing guns at you."?

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:13 AM
The nonsense of 'shoot him in the leg' needs to stop though.

People watch too many movies.

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:13 AM
Why have the dog there if you aren't gonna use it?

Gutter
01-25-2012, 07:13 AM
The nonsense of 'shoot him in the leg' needs to stop though.

yea, those are usually non-fatal. pfffffffft.

Gutter
01-25-2012, 07:14 AM
Why have the dog there if you aren't gonna use it?

cause you've already tried two different non-lethal methods and he's still ready to swing off with that crowbar.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:14 AM
What the fuck is Ron talking about, "debate is this an agressive move"?!?

The guy is rearing back to swing at the cop like he's chopping wood!

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:16 AM
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IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:17 AM
Oh hai Fez.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:17 AM
And what the fuck are they talking about, "staggering around"?!?

The guy hop-steps into the swing he's about to take at the cop.

What are these guys watching?!?

Gutter
01-25-2012, 07:18 AM
I don't know why we give a fuck about these people. I wonder if the dude smacked anyone with the crowbar inside the restaurant.

sailor
01-25-2012, 07:18 AM
I thought the gun fight joke from untouchables was funny. Don't know why Ron tried to deconstruct like the caller really wanted the guy walking around with a gun.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:18 AM
Y'think the rising frequency of cop debates is signaling some sort of bigger project that RB's developing? Really seems like there a lot of content throughout the last few months especially.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 07:19 AM
Moaning gurlz,, it wasn't a crow bar, it was a conduit bender, and no matter what I was doing I've always stopped doing it and obeyed the police, they've never even unsnapped a holster. (but 10 shots might have been a bit much)

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 07:19 AM
Yeah, I dont know what else they're supposed to do. They tazed that dude and it didn't phase him, he looks like he's about to bash that cop in the face and someone opened fire. Listening to them talk about it I imagined a totally different, much more blatant scenerio. I thought they shot a guy just holding a crowbar, he's definately about to bash that cop's head.



I think the show had their mind made up from the word go.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 07:21 AM
What the fuck is Ron talking about, "debate is this an agressive move"?!?

The guy is rearing back to swing at the cop like he's chopping wood!

His rape allegory is also total horseshit and he hangs up on the caller instead of talking to him. It's within your right to wear a short skirt, not swing on someone with a crowbar.

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 07:21 AM
cops are such pussies, they taze him and after he goes to attack them.

fucking let him! you had your move!

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 07:22 AM
why are cops so afraid to take a punch?

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 07:24 AM
i would shoot a guy before i let him hit a dog with a metal bar

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:24 AM
why are cops so afraid to take a punch?

With a conduit bender?

Gutter
01-25-2012, 07:25 AM
cops are such pussies, they taze him and after he goes to attack them.

fucking let him! you had your move!

What is this fuckin Final Fantasy VII with a turn based fighting system?

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 07:26 AM
With a conduit bender?

sure, they tazed him, he wasnt yelling out 'that seems like too much!'

instead he took it like a man.

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:26 AM
What is this fuckin Final Fantasy VII with a turn based fighting system?

:lol:

sailor
01-25-2012, 07:27 AM
What is this fuckin Final Fantasy VII with a turn based fighting system?

It's only fair.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 07:28 AM
I dont see how Ron makes no correlation between troops and cops. Troops piss on corpses and he says support the troops they've been turned into this. Cops shoot a legitimate threat and get no sympathy.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:29 AM
If they released the dog the guy would have brained it with the conduit bender (good call deliciousV).

Would it have been all right to shoot him then?

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:30 AM
I can't understand why they skipped over the obvious step of simply asking the poor fella what was awry with his day. Basic diplomacy.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 07:30 AM
Cops have their training and a union, if what they did is consistent with the training nothing happens to these guys.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 07:31 AM
I can't understand why they skipped over the obvious step of simply asking the poor fella what was awry with his day. Basic diplomacy.

someone had super glued a conduit bender to his hand,no wonder he was pissed

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:32 AM
Maybe Ron's never heard of a little film called Boat Trip
http://content7.flixster.com/movie/10/92/18/10921881_det.jpg

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:32 AM
Tanley wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.

Kenny?

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:32 AM
Haaaaa! let the concern trolling of Hicks commence! :lol:

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:34 AM
someone had super glued a conduit bender to his hand,no wonder he was pissed

High-larious - The prospect that this all started as a shop prank. I'm a bit surprised that a caller didn't chime in with the hypo.

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:34 AM
That's the worse thing you can call an omelet.

sailor
01-25-2012, 07:34 AM
Them having the guy surrounded doesn't matter, it's not like they were in danger of all getting beat up by the guy; it's whether any of them was in danger, which it sounds like one was.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:35 AM
Tanley wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.

Kenny?

VILE WEED!!

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:37 AM
Remember when Hicks and Dave had to make sure Fez ate breakfast every morning to help his blood sugar? How'd we get to this?

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:40 AM
The only way this video would be more fascinating is if we heard Ron and Fez in the background.

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:41 AM
This video is horrifying.

Gutter
01-25-2012, 07:42 AM
This video is horrifying.

Not even gonna try.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 07:43 AM
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realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 07:43 AM
My friend is having a home birth in a month and the whole idea is gross to me. I know they put down a tarp.

Gutter
01-25-2012, 07:43 AM
Ricky Bobby?

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:45 AM
i just watched a video where a man is shot 10 times.

however, i WILL NOT click the video of the home birth.

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 07:45 AM
Them having the guy surrounded doesn't matter, it's not like they were in danger of all getting beat up by the guy; it's whether any of them was in danger, which it sounds like one was.

if he suddenly got hard he couldve started raping them, its important to attack a suspect based on what they might try to do. if they released the dog he mightve started fingerbanging it.

Dell
01-25-2012, 07:46 AM
moaning my buddays...:bye:

helter skelter of a day so far...how has the big cat been so far today?

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:46 AM
Is it that critical to get into the HOV lanes?

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:47 AM
moaning my buddays...:bye:

helter skelter of a day so far...how has the big cat been so far today?

Contributorily, but waning. We could be on the cusp of a[nother] Zito war.

Gutter
01-25-2012, 07:48 AM
i just watched a video where a man is shot 10 times.

however, i WILL NOT click the video of the home birth.

radio psychic

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:49 AM
Is it that critical to get into the HOV lanes?

:clap:

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 07:50 AM
Gotta smoke, and poop, and let the dog out. Back in a flash, keep it warm for me.

Dell
01-25-2012, 07:50 AM
didn't cut the cord on the first one (after 30 hours of labor, I was over it)...did cut the cord after that

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 07:50 AM
i wish 10 cops would shoot that lady and her baby

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:51 AM
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/thats_just_wrong_bears.jpg

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:51 AM
i wish 10 cops would shoot that lady and her baby

Hmmph. iBang video mashup. Sounds good on paper. Why's Pop get a pass, though?

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 07:52 AM
didn't cut the cord on the first one (after 30 hours of labor, I was over it)...did cut the cord after that

I stole a line from some comic whose name unfortunately escapes me now.

When they asked me if I wanted to cut the cord, I replied, "Isn't there anybody in this room more qualified for that than me?"

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 07:52 AM
Hmmph. iBang video mashup. Sounds good on paper. Why's Pop get a pass, though?

someones gotta film it

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 07:53 AM
that caller is an ass. doesnt he know that she dilates and has contractions to make it easier for the baby to get out? why does he have to rag on the mom?

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 07:54 AM
I stole a line from some comic whose name unfortunately escapes me now.

When they asked me if I wanted to cut the cord, I replied, "Isn't there anybody in this room more qualified for that than me?"

there was probably someone more qualified to put that baby in her too, cut the cord loser

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 07:55 AM
People also plant placenta trees.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:56 AM
that caller is an ass. doesnt he know that she dilates and has contractions to make it easier for the baby to get out? why does he have to rag on the mom?

He's spent his adult life lamenting how much bigger anything is that would go in, why not dis the other direction.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 07:57 AM
People also plant placenta trees.

Johnny Afterbirth. tssss

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 07:59 AM
Johnny Afterbirth. tssss

that guy shoved an apple in my ass!

Dell
01-25-2012, 07:59 AM
Ron's placenta as a shower cap line was funny enough...the "figured, you know, good for the hair" had me howling

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:00 AM
that guy shoved an apple in my ass!

that wasnt an apple!

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:00 AM
I'm hungry.

CountryBob
01-25-2012, 08:01 AM
Hi

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 08:01 AM
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/101/308106812_e775cbc6a4_z.jpg?zz=1

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:01 AM
Ahhh ... The formidable consistency of the medical profession. Fried foods? No problem. Joint a day? Improves lung capacity. Suicide? Cures leprosy.

Dell
01-25-2012, 08:01 AM
I hate those sad puppy commercials...and the clef palate/hairlip commercials

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:02 AM
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/101/308106812_e775cbc6a4_z.jpg?zz=1

Wash. Rinse. Dry heave. Meh--If Mane & Tail prospers....

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:03 AM
Hi

:bye:

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:03 AM
I hate those sad puppy commercials...and the clef palate/hairlip commercials

those animal abuse commercials are the only ones where i'll change the channel

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:04 AM
Hi

Good. I'm proud of you CBob. For next week, let's workl on acknowledging that there's a higher power that can restore us to sobriety.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:04 AM
:bye:

you asshole,now he'll hang around

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:04 AM
I hate those sad puppy commercials.

I blame Sarah Maclaclane. And last night I saw one with Willie Nelson's Always on my Mind. I wanted to cry:annoyed:

Dell
01-25-2012, 08:05 AM
Good. I'm proud of you CBob. For next week, let's workl on acknowledging that there's a higher power that can restore us to sobriety.

the Force?

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 08:05 AM
that wasnt an apple!

it was red delicious!

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:05 AM
Good. I'm proud of you CBob. For next week, let's workl on acknowledging that there's a higher power that can restore us to sobriety.

Seems contradictory. Not to mention impossible.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:06 AM
you asshole,now he'll hang around

He'll hang around your asshole?

Don't drop the soap!

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:07 AM
He'll hang around your asshole?

Don't drop the soap!

Or drop it on purpose.

Dell
01-25-2012, 08:07 AM
I'm pro life choice...:huh:

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:08 AM
it was red delicious!

it tasted that good?

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 08:10 AM
it tasted that good?

why would i have tastebuds back there???

sailor
01-25-2012, 08:11 AM
if he suddenly got hard he couldve started raping them, its important to attack a suspect based on what they might try to do. if they released the dog he mightve started fingerbanging it.

From what everyone is saying, he was brandishing a weapon menacingly while "stepping to" a cop. Not some wacky hypothetical like you're making it oh to be.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:11 AM
it was red delicious!

you're welcome

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:12 AM
why would i have tastebuds back there???

ha


i can't watch those animal abuse commercials because i can't stand sara mclaughclin

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:13 AM
I blame Sarah Maclaclane. And last night I saw one with Willie Nelson's Always on my Mind. I wanted to cry:annoyed:

from the Twitter of Mr. Jay Mohr

While Sara McLachlan is asking me to adopt a feral, runny eyed cat, she has a 4 thousand $ pedigree golden retriever in her lap

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:13 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41PMlxkPaTL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:13 AM
poor underdog,shit on and shut down

CountryBob
01-25-2012, 08:14 AM
Ha- I'm sitting in my car with the windows down and the show cranked up. Old women pull up beside me and I get scolded because of the loud language of the show. They heard fuck - I had to apologize

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:17 AM
Ha- I'm sitting in my car with the windows down and the show cranked up. Old women pull up beside me and I get scolded because of the loud language of the show. They heard fuck - I had to apologize

I relish those moments. Never been confronted, but I'd like to think I could convince them they were hearing things.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:19 AM
poor underdog,shit on and shut down

No, no, no. They slapped a thin, black mask over his eyes, gave him a kimono, and hired Scatman to re-voice him as Hong Kong Phooey.

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 08:19 AM
sweet.. surprise luncheon. one of our doctors eloped and so they are having a little party for her. now i dont have to buy lunch :happy:

be back later.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:19 AM
My daughter is full time Army Guard, she texted me this morning and let me know that her units deployment to Afghanistan has been cancelled. Never has anything brough more relief.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:20 AM
My daughter is full time Army Guard, she texted me this morning and let me know that her units deployment to Afghanistan has been cancelled. Never has anything brough more relief.

Righteous.

CountryBob
01-25-2012, 08:22 AM
My daughter is full time Army Guard, she texted me this morning and let me know that her units deployment to Afghanistan has been cancelled. Never has anything brough more relief.


Awesome news!

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:22 AM
No, no, no. They slapped a thin, black mask over his eyes, gave him a kimono, and hired Scatman to re-voice him as Hong Kong Phooey.

Number One Super Guy!

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 08:23 AM
My daughter is full time Army Guard, she texted me this morning and let me know that her units deployment to Afghanistan has been cancelled. Never has anything brough more relief.

Nice news.

Gutter
01-25-2012, 08:23 AM
My daughter is full time Army Guard, she texted me this morning and let me know that her units deployment to Afghanistan has been cancelled. Never has anything brough more relief.

hell yea!!! that's awesome. good news day.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:25 AM
My daughter is full time Army Guard, she texted me this morning and let me know that her units deployment to Afghanistan has been cancelled. Never has anything brough more relief.

Great news. :clap:

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:26 AM
hell yea!!! that's awesome. good news day.

she went to Iraq a few years ago and that was tough enough, but the thought of her in Afghanistan was making me age in dog years.

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:26 AM
My daughter is full time Army Guard, she texted me this morning and let me know that her units deployment to Afghanistan has been cancelled. Never has anything brough more relief.

Awesome!

CountryBob
01-25-2012, 08:27 AM
Damn! That baby born in the car looks like the zombie baby from dawn of the dead remake

Gutter
01-25-2012, 08:27 AM
she went to Iraq a few years ago and that was tough enough, but the thought of her in Afghanistan was making me age in dog years.

I can imagine. Does this mean she'll be sent home or just reassigned?

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:27 AM
Is Ron going to say anything BUT, "I have no idea what that show is"?

Gutter
01-25-2012, 08:28 AM
Archer is fucking hilarious....more people need to watch this. For those Arrested Development fans, Jessica Walters is a main character.

TooLowBrow
01-25-2012, 08:30 AM
Archer is fucking hilarious....more people need to watch this. For those Arrested Development fans, Jessica Walters is a main character.

walter

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 08:30 AM
They have no idea how to sell a show to Ron. They should've lead with H John Benjamin, Aisha Tyler, that old broad etc.




Man I'd like to have the sex with that Aisha. Maybe that ABC song from back in the day screwed me up.

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:30 AM
I hate when Ron goes down this road. It's telling a story through animated pictures. Pictures are always for children, Ron? What about paintings?

Lemieux66
01-25-2012, 08:30 AM
Archer and Futurama are both brilliant. Not sure why they're discussing cartoons at all when Ron is just going to say they're all for babies.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:31 AM
I can imagine. Does this mean she'll be sent home or just reassigned?

they dadn't deployed yet, they were prepping, so she hadn't left yet. Back to full time guard duty and the daily grind, on US soil.

Gutter
01-25-2012, 08:31 AM
People that just completely shut down because "it's a cartoon" fucking annoy me. I know Ron is doing kind of a bit right now, but I've met people that say, "Oh, I refuse to watch cartoons". Same thing with people that refuse to watch a movie with subtitles. "OHHHH GOD I have to READ!?!?!?!" yes you illiterate waste of space.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:32 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show. Clear winner. Karl!!

Dell
01-25-2012, 08:32 AM
They have no idea how to sell a show to Ron. They should've lead with H John Benjamin, Aisha Tyler, that old broad etc.



or just tell him that Armond White said it was a good show...

Gutter
01-25-2012, 08:32 AM
they dadn't deployed yet, they were prepping, so she hadn't left yet. Back to full time guard duty and the daily grind, on US soil.

sweet. I'm happy for you and your fam.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:33 AM
they dadn't deployed yet, they were prepping, so she hadn't left yet. Back to full time guard duty and the daily grind, on US soil.

cool beans

Gutter
01-25-2012, 08:33 AM
walter

sailor?

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:33 AM
or just tell him that Armond White said it was a good show...

Whoooaaa!

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:34 AM
I love when Ron does Fez's grunts.

You guys think Fez will ever snap one day and yell at Ron the way he yelled at Fast Freddie?

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:34 AM
People that just completely shut down because "it's a cartoon" fucking annoy me. I know Ron is doing kind of a bit right now, but I've met people that say, "Oh, I refuse to watch cartoons". Same thing with people that refuse to watch a movie with subtitles. "OHHHH GOD I have to READ!?!?!?!" yes you illiterate waste of space.

Apparently they are not only all for children, they are also either pure hipster or "MAINSTREAM".

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:35 AM
I love when Ron does Fez's grunts.

You guys think Fez will ever snap one day and yell at Ron the way he yelled at Fast Freddie?

fez would end up with a cowbell along side the head

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:36 AM
walter

http://alltherobots.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/6a00d8341c630a53ef014e89f1fc3a970d-450wi2.jpg

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:36 AM
I love when Ron does Fez's grunts.

You guys think Fez will ever snap one day and yell at Ron the way he yelled at Fast Freddie?

http://www.yapclub.com/images/spat2.jpg

Dell
01-25-2012, 08:36 AM
I love when Ron does Fez's grunts.

You guys think Fez will ever snap one day and yell at Ron the way he yelled at Fast Freddie?

no

sailor
01-25-2012, 08:37 AM
Yay, pro-choice & anti-choice. More word games!

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:38 AM
Yay, pro-choice & anti-choice. More word games!

Here's Sailor, he's calling from thirty minutes in the past.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:38 AM
fez would end up with a cowbell along side the head

and thus be entertaining, so we know it will never happen.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:39 AM
Here's Sailor, he's calling from thirty minutes in the past.

wait til he starts talking about how great the giant truck tire is

sailor
01-25-2012, 08:39 AM
sailor?

Fuck you, fuckstick.

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:40 AM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pew-pew-pew-take-that-racism-martin-luther-king.jpg

sailor
01-25-2012, 08:40 AM
Here's Sailor, he's calling from thirty minutes in the past.

Meetings just brutal today.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:40 AM
Here's Sailor, he's calling from thirty minutes in the past.

Too narrow minded...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JE_Zx_EL_Nk/S3GnaAx5-VI/AAAAAAAAADw/yepTMiN_uKw/s320/5.+this+is+the+future.jpg

Dell
01-25-2012, 08:40 AM
Here's Sailor, he's calling from thirty minutes in the past.

we're happy when he's commenting on the same day's show...

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:43 AM
http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/entertainment/images/Ani-DiFranco-05.jpg

sailor
01-25-2012, 08:43 AM
wait til he starts talking about how great the giant truck tire is

Tell us again how great Ron & Ron were, pam-paw.

IamFogHat
01-25-2012, 08:44 AM
Tell us again how great Ron & Ron were, pam-paw.

Hehe, Spy's old and gay, hehe.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:45 AM
Wouldn't it have been great if Fez had pointed out to Ron that the Velvet Underground were relevant 45 years ago?

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 08:45 AM
I think I'm kindof burnt out on Gervais.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:45 AM
Aqua Teen Hunger Force was created purely for stoners.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:46 AM
Love the Aqua-Teen's

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 08:46 AM
Wouldn't it have been great if Fez had pointed out to Ron that the Velvet Underground were relevant 45 years ago?

Hutt is the only one who would say shit to Ron and she's banished.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 08:46 AM
Tell us again how great Ron & Ron were, pam-paw.

pew pew pew,i just shot you delay boy

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 08:47 AM
Lite Brite Bombers. Sometimes marketing really pays off.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:47 AM
Aqua Teen Hunger Force was created purely for stoners.

Love the Aqua-Teen's

Thank you for making my point for me.

sailor
01-25-2012, 08:48 AM
pew pew pew,i just shot you delay boy

I've got about 17 minutes to step out of the way. Thanks for the warning!

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:49 AM
"It's kind of like Adventure Time, but less adventure-ree."

UCB Fred is radio gold!

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:50 AM
Thank you for making my point for me.

I wish I was a stoner! I love the high but I absolutely cannot control the munchies, I am talking completely out of control EVERY time I get high, I'd weigh 500 lbs if I smoked regularly. Plain old drunk here.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:51 AM
I wish I was a stoner! I love the high but I absolutely cannot control the munchies, I am talking completely out of control EVERY time I get high, I'd weigh 500 lbs if I smoked regularly. Plain old drunk here.

Doesn't make you a bad person.

And Hicks confirmed my theory. You're just the exception that proves the rule.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:53 AM
Doesn't make you a bad person.

And Hicks confirmed my theory. You're just the exception that proves the rule.

seems fair

CountryBob
01-25-2012, 08:55 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show. Clear winner. Karl!!

Big fan

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 08:58 AM
Has Fred ever actually animated anything? He calls himself an animator but all we've ever seen was a bad Bonnie standing still.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 08:59 AM
Has Fred ever actually animated anything? He calls himself an animator but all we've ever seen was a bad Bonnie standing still.

There was that Pepper Hicks centaur.

Gutter
01-25-2012, 09:00 AM
Love the Aqua-Teen's

The newer stuff under the Aqua Unit Patrol Squad name have been really good too.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 09:02 AM
Blowhard---You stopped short of my expectations.

http://www.eyelid.co.uk/pics/syllabic.jpg

Gutter
01-25-2012, 09:02 AM
have we ever discussed the distinct possibility that Blowhard is actually DisneySpy?

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 09:05 AM
have we ever discussed the distinct possibility that Blowhard is actually DisneySpy?

:lol:

Seriously, though, Spy seems MUCH older.

Dell
01-25-2012, 09:05 AM
Blowhard---You stopped short of my expectations.

http://www.eyelid.co.uk/pics/syllabic.jpg

that's in color...blowhard lives the black and white

Dell
01-25-2012, 09:05 AM
have we ever discussed the distinct possibility that Blowhard is actually DisneySpy?

that's funny because DisneySpy is old...:laugh:

Gutter
01-25-2012, 09:08 AM
:lol:

Seriously, though, Spy seems MUCH older.

I know.....Blowhard is all "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids" and Dspy is all, "Fuck that shit.....Steamboat Willie is where it's at".

jennysmurf
01-25-2012, 09:09 AM
:lol:

Seriously, though, Spy seems MUCH older.

:laugh:

jennysmurf
01-25-2012, 09:09 AM
I know.....Blowhard is all "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids" and Dspy is all, "Fuck that shit.....Steamboat Willie is where it's at".

:laugh: You guys are killing me today!

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 09:11 AM
I know.....Blowhard is all "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids" and Dspy is all, "Fuck that shit.....Steamboat Willie is where it's at".

♫ He's got two Victrolas and a megaphone. ♫

Gutter
01-25-2012, 09:15 AM
♫ He's got two Victrolas and a megaphone. ♫

brilliant!!!!

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 09:17 AM
have we ever discussed the distinct possibility that Blowhard is actually DisneySpy?

you fuck i was taking a nap!

Gutter
01-25-2012, 09:17 AM
♫ He's got two Victrolas and a megaphone. ♫

No civil rights and women can't vote.....two victrola's and a megaphone.

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 09:18 AM
you fuck i was taking a nap!

Sorry we woke you, gramps. Watch your blood pressure.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 09:19 AM
Awwwww Shit - Johannes B.X.!!

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 09:21 AM
Sorry we woke you, gramps. Watch your blood pressure.

na it was the fat fucking pig in the apartment above me stomping her hooves

sailor
01-25-2012, 09:23 AM
They never said Simpsons was first prime time cartoon, they said it was the start of MODERN cartoons in prime time.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 09:24 AM
na it was the fat fucking pig in the apartment above me stomping her hooves

maybe she's doing aerobics (Jane Fonda workout for your era), taking some initiative.

sailor
01-25-2012, 09:25 AM
How can Ron shit on their personal tastes when he's admitted he doesn't watch cartoons at all?!

jennysmurf
01-25-2012, 09:26 AM
People couldn't handle a "woman up." That's why the say to "man up." It's not as intense as a woman up.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 09:28 AM
People couldn't handle a "woman up." That's why the say to "man up." It's not as intense as a woman up.

just stop, really.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 09:30 AM
just stop, really.

:lol: :lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol:

jennysmurf
01-25-2012, 09:30 AM
just stop, really.

What did you just say to me?? WHAT WERE THE WORDS THAT JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?? NO, NO, I'M INTENSELY INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU JUST SAID! I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING!!!

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 09:31 AM
just stop, really.

but it's true...

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 09:31 AM
What did you just say to me?? WHAT WERE THE WORDS THAT JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?? NO, NO, I'M INTENSELY INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU JUST SAID! I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING!!!

it was 3 words, which one is giving you problems?:devil2:

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 09:31 AM
While I heard the phrase coming up to mean a basketball defense call, Zombieland's modern iteration takes any question out of it.

http://www.getthebigpicture.net/storage/posters/09/zombieland_crop.jpg

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 09:35 AM
If any of us 'womaned up' I'm sure we'd all buy a pair of sheer panties 2 sizes too small and lock ourselves in a room with a full length mirror.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 09:35 AM
Beasts of the Southern Wild is a story about six-year-old, Hushpuppy. You're a puppy, Germain.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 09:36 AM
There was an HBO doc about the guy that John hawkes plays in The Surrogate, I saw it when I was young and was super interested in it. I'm really looking forward to seeing this.

sailor
01-25-2012, 09:36 AM
Only burger place we take our three year old to is five guys. Ok, he's been four for a week, but still.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 09:36 AM
If any of us 'womaned up' I'm sure we'd all buy a pair of sheer panties 2 sizes too small and lock ourselves in a room with a full length mirror.

Ah-hem ... A bit too thought out.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 09:38 AM
Tim and Eric. Great Job!

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 09:38 AM
Zac Efron in Liberal Arts.

ugh.

TimTimSalabim
01-25-2012, 09:39 AM
Have they talked about Jay Leno being sued yet?

Gutter
01-25-2012, 09:40 AM
If any of us 'womaned up' I'm sure we'd all buy a pair of sheer panties 2 sizes too small and lock ourselves in a room with a full length mirror.

While the song "Goodbye Horses" plays in the background?

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 09:41 AM
I guess Fez is done for the day.

We are 1 week from February. If this "deadline" is a bit, I will be disappointed.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 09:42 AM
Have they talked about Jay Leno being sued yet?

Nope. Frivolity, defined. The ol' One-Sheet that governs the land protects Jay's "satire" (er ... attempted satire).

jennysmurf
01-25-2012, 09:44 AM
Ah-hem ... A bit too thought out.

That's what I thought. I think he's womaned up before.

CountryBob
01-25-2012, 09:44 AM
I am the interviewing machine today - just had number 5 and number 6 is 20 minutes away.

I hold the power to put a few on the payroll - and I get no respect.

I liked all 5 so far - think Im gonna hire all of them today - God, I am so cool... :smoke:

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 09:44 AM
"James Murphy, he must be his friend, whats that about?" He plays your theme song dipshit.

jennysmurf
01-25-2012, 09:45 AM
just stop, really.

If any of us 'womaned up' I'm sure we'd all buy a pair of sheer panties 2 sizes too small and lock ourselves in a room with a full length mirror.

See, DeliciousV?? You don't think womaning up is intense?

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 09:48 AM
if the defenders doesnt win gbaby will woman up and cry on youtube

CountryBob
01-25-2012, 09:50 AM
Huh, just saw a report where a boat washed up on shore in Spain that was in a accident 3 years earlier in Mass, USA - and the occupants were dumped overboard. Funny to think that boat floated for 3 years across the atlantic.

deliciousV
01-25-2012, 09:51 AM
See, DeliciousV?? You don't think womaning up is intense?

intense is not the first word that comes to mind.

CountryBob
01-25-2012, 09:53 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sOnqjkJTMaA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Random Michael Jackson video

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 09:55 AM
So let me get this straight.

The football player is crazy for going into a game with a history of concussions, but the guy about to brain a cop with a conduit bender had no personal responsibility?

Ok, go it, Ron. Thanks.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 09:55 AM
That's what I thought. I think he's womaned up before.

I dont know why you guys have to make it perverted, I'm just saying if I woke up as a woman freaky friday style I'd go buy a bunch of outfits I've always wanted to see women in and oggle myself in a mirror while maybe jilling it.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 09:56 AM
I dont know why you guys have to make it perverted, I'm just saying if I woke up as a woman freaky friday style I'd go buy a bunch of outfits I've always wanted to see women in and oggle myself in a mirror while maybe jilling it.

would you go out and pick up random guys to have sex with?

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 09:57 AM
would you go out and pick up random guys to have sex with?

Have some pointers you want to give him?

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 09:58 AM
Have some pointers you want to give him?

yes,stay away from you

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 09:58 AM
I dont know why you guys have to make it perverted, I'm just saying if I woke up as a woman freaky friday style I'd go buy a bunch of outfits I've always wanted to see women in and oggle myself in a mirror while maybe jilling it.

Yeah. We're making it perverted. This sounds perfectly normal.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 10:00 AM
would you go out and pick up random guys to have sex with?

That sounds a little gay.

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 10:01 AM
RB: Do you think you have the Killer Instinct?
FMW: Ummm [stop right there, 'nuff said].

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 10:04 AM
Fez's "thank you for listening" was too much. Ha!!!

LeedsJr
01-25-2012, 10:05 AM
Fez's "thank you for listening" was too much. Ha!!!

Yeah, I got a chuckle out of that one, too.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 10:05 AM
Fez's "thank you for listening" was too much. Ha!!!

ya it was a great retort to such an issue filled call

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 10:08 AM
they could always make the loser gives head to the winner bet

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 10:08 AM
"And ... you're you."

Drexl. No doubt.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 10:10 AM
they could always make the loser gives head to the winner bet

Theyd both be praying for a loss.

Misteriosa
01-25-2012, 10:11 AM
they could always make the loser gives head to the winner bet

is that why you are always losing bets?

JerseyRich
01-25-2012, 10:12 AM
Heyooooo!

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 10:12 AM
is that why you are always losing bets?

i'm just setting them up

JerseyRich
01-25-2012, 10:14 AM
I thought we might get through a show without Fez crying today.

I was wrong.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 10:14 AM
is gary oldman coming into studio?

Manning, Esq.
01-25-2012, 10:16 AM
I thought his best work is as Ned.

http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/cool_funniest_hilarious_pictures/funniest_crazy_cool_pictures_of_gary_oldman_flande rs_20091222_1573066207.jpg

JerseyRich
01-25-2012, 10:17 AM
I've missed you, Spy.

How ya been?

realmenhatelife
01-25-2012, 10:17 AM
Theyre bringing up some nonsense movies for Gary Oldman.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 10:18 AM
ive been ok,this place is a better place with you around,make this a better place

JerseyRich
01-25-2012, 10:20 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wSvSgttvBSk/SYMCph8RUAI/AAAAAAAAEbk/c4cRaMZXOkA/s1600/garyoldman.jpg

JerseyRich
01-25-2012, 10:20 AM
There ya go.

Now it's better.

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 10:26 AM
tsssss i dont know why they call him oldman,he doesnt look it sssssssssss