Ron and Fez listening Thread 1/26/12 - I'm your man of love and valor

[IamFogHat]

Mornadoodle.
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Let's help out our favorite lil man, Stan (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Show East Side Dave how much we miss him, with shirts! (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Ron and Fez? Whaz-a-whos-a-whazzit? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Pour half a 40 and buy Patrice's CD y'all (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Best website since ronfez.net (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Oh yeah, and call in mofos

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

[Gutter]

Mornin buddays.

FogHat......do you have a Fog Blog?

[IamFogHat]

Because I'm so awesome? I don't but I might start one now.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays

i just noticed theres a space between posts

[CountryBob]

Morning Egg! :bye:

love me some Foo's

[CountryBob]

Saw Haywire last night - was a solid movie. I'd let Gina Carano kick my ass anytime!

Emily Rossum coming on the show? Sweet!

[Gutter]

Because I'm so awesome? I don't but I might start one now.

I think you should.

[CountryBob]

I think you should.

I need to have a CBob blog as well - too many great stories that need to be told!

[disneyspy]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-199.gif

[IamFogHat]

Did O&A go long today? What's the holdup?

[JerseyRich]

Oh, hey.

[disneyspy]

Did O&A go long today? What's the holdup?

ron sat in on the shit show

[CountryBob]

Did O&A go long today? What's the holdup?

Ronnie B just easin' in the vibe

[disneyspy]

Oh, hey.

two days in a row? pretty fuckin sweet

[CountryBob]

Hung out with the chick of my dreams last night and learned an important rule. Never advise to use the auto checkout scanner at the grocery store - It frustrates and pisses off chicks.

[JerseyRich]

I think I'd be very shy to meet Emmy Rossum.

She is super dreamy.

[IamFogHat]

mornin buddays

i just noticed theres a space between posts

I never would have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out. Now I'll see it forever.

I think you should.

I'll let you guys know tomorrow when it's up.

[Rhah]

hi

[JerseyRich]

Hung out with the chick of my dreams last night and learned an important rule. Never advise to use the auto checkout scanner at the grocery store - It frustrates and pisses off chicks.
Always go to the checkout lane with a dude running the scanner.

They are the fastest.

Gay men are even faster.

But they might comment on the brand and scent of your body wash.

Just sayin.

[IamFogHat]

Saw Haywire last night - was a solid movie. I'd let Gina Carano kick my ass anytime!


I'd let her strap it on if she wanted.

[Furtherman]

Oh, hey.

'Sup.





So Tim Gunn hasn't had sex in 29 years.

FEZ CLAIM THAT CROWN!!!!

[IamFogHat]

Gay men are even faster.


:tongue:

[JerseyRich]

Brian...are you happy that there is no St. Patty's Day parade in Hoboken this year?

[realmenhatelife]

Hung out with the chick of my dreams last night and learned an important rule. Never advise to use the auto checkout scanner at the grocery store - It frustrates and pisses off chicks.

Once you learn it it's all you'll use. And I can only imagine being down south cus I've heard your customer service people are slow as shit.

[JerseyRich]

:tongue:
Ain't no lie.

[Manning, Esq.]

Well, well, well. Look what the muffin brought in.

What is above you?

[CountryBob]

Always go to the checkout lane with a dude running the scanner.

They are the fastest.

Gay men are even faster.

But they might comment on the brand and scent of your body wash.

Just sayin.

Haha - thanks for the advice. My bodywash is Semi - bought it in a truck stop.

[IamFogHat]

Everyone got their Interrobang tab open next to their listening thread tab?

[disneyspy]

Ain't no lie.

its those limbered up wrists

[JerseyRich]

Everyone got their Interrobang tab open next to their listening thread tab?
:wallbash:

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[deliciousV]

Hola. ¿Cómo estás bitches?

[disneyspy]

Everyone got their Interrobang tab open next to their listening thread tab?

o curse not,ispy-ispy-twitter THEN intewrrobang

[IamFogHat]

Where's Misti and Jenni?

[CountryBob]

Once you learn it it's all you'll use. And I can only imagine being down south cus I've heard your customer service people are slow as shit.

Yeah, everything down here is slow as shit

[IamFogHat]

buddays :bye:

Where's Misti and Jenni?

Oh there you are:laugh:

[JerseyRich]

Haha - thanks for the advice. My bodywash is Semi - bought it in a truck stop.
The last time a gay dude rang me up at Stop and Shop, I was buying Dial Soy and Almond Milk Body Wash...he turned to the girl that was bagging and said:

"This stuff smell good as hell!"

Then she opened it and said to me:

"This is yours? Mmmmmhmmmmm!"

I was seriously dehydrated and hungry at the time, otherwise I would have had some kind of witty comment.

[CountryBob]

Top of the morning Misti - :bye:

[Gutter]

Everyone got their Interrobang tab open next to their listening thread tab?

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[IamFogHat]

The last time a gay dude rang me up at Stop and Shop, I was buying Dial Soy and Almond Milk Body Wash...he turned to the girl that was bagging and said:

"This stuff smell good as hell!"

Then she opened it and said to me:

"This is yours? Mmmmmhmmmmm!"

I was seriously dehydrated and hungry at the time, otherwise I would have had some kind of witty comment.

Why didn't you wrangle yourself a threeway?

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, everything down here is slow as shit

Cept for the womens.

[Manning, Esq.]

Never advise to use the auto checkout scanner at the grocery store - It frustrates and pisses off chicks.

Drop 'em if that's the case. Self-check is absolutely faster, no useless banter. It's safer. Since I first used it at Meijer stores in the '90's, no one's put their ass-pickin' hands on my produce. Checkout geniuses don't have the opportunity to put my 11 items in 7 bags. Till lately, if I used a coupon ... Scan-Pocket-Re-use (now, my stores have the drones come by to collect them).

If all I have is booze, I may go to a manned lane to avoid the wait for that lone self-scan worker-bee to come over and see my ID (see, Spy, many of us are subject to pulling out a state-issued ID when we nab a sixer).

[disneyspy]

emily rossum

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[Misteriosa]

Just because...

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[JerseyRich]

Why didn't you wrangle yourself a threeway?
Another reason why you shouldn't go food shopping when you're hungry.

It interferes with your wrangling skills!

[CountryBob]

The last time a gay dude rang me up at Stop and Shop, I was buying Dial Soy and Almond Milk Body Wash...he turned to the girl that was bagging and said:

"This stuff smell good as hell!"

Then she opened it and said to me:

"This is yours? Mmmmmhmmmmm!"

I was seriously dehydrated and hungry at the time, otherwise I would have had some kind of witty comment.

Was at The Body Alive exhibit in Lexington last Sat and the gay dude was waiting at the end with a human brain you could hold. He yelled "want to hold my brain" and I said El Paso, Texas!

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

what's the haps?

[Furtherman]

...are you happy that there is no St. Patty's Day parade in Hoboken this year?

Yes, as in I don't have to leave town like I have been for years... but there will still be a lot of people coming around. We'll see how it turns out.

I do like, however, that two weeks later, the actual St. Pat's in on a Saturday.

[JerseyRich]

Drop 'em if that's the case. Self-check is absolutely faster, no useless banter. It's safer. Since I first used it at Meijer stores in the '90's, no one's put their ass-pickin' hands on my produce. Checkout geniuses don't have the opportunity to put my 11 items in 7 bags. Till lately, if I used a coupon ... Scan-Pocket-Re-use (now, my stores have the drones come by to collect them).

If all I have is booze, I may go to a manned lane to avoid the wait for that lone self-scan worker-bee to come over and see my ID (see, Spy, many of us are subject to pulling out a state-issued ID when we nab a sixer).
I wish they sold booze at the supermarkets here...

They do sell beer at the A&P in my town...but it's warm.

[CountryBob]

I dont like candy corn either

[Manning, Esq.]

Hola. ¿Cómo estás bitches?

Um ...

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[realmenhatelife]

There are some crazy dickheads in the second hand bicycle market. Very trend driven and these people have no idea why they want campy, or bianchi, or velocity etc. Which brand of messenger bag they have. BMX buyers are horrible, and the same with antique kids bikes.

[disneyspy]

Drop 'em if that's the case. Self-check is absolutely faster, no useless banter. It's safer. Since I first used it at Meijer stores in the '90's, no one's put their ass-pickin' hands on my produce. Checkout geniuses don't have the opportunity to put my 11 items in 7 bags. Till lately, if I used a coupon ... Scan-Pocket-Re-use (now, my stores have the drones come by to collect them).

If all I have is booze, I may go to a manned lane to avoid the wait for that lone self-scan worker-bee to come over and see my ID (see, Spy, many of us are subject to pulling out a state-issued ID when we nab a sixer).

i got carded when trying to buy a pack of smokes last year


idiot

[Misteriosa]

I dont like candy corn either

would you even eat your own feet?

[realmenhatelife]

Fuck you guys, I love candy corn.

[JerseyRich]

Candy Corn is the worst.

[realmenhatelife]

i got carded when trying to buy a pack of smokes last year


idiot

I'm assuming he thought it was a Benjamin Button scenerio.

[CountryBob]

And Circus Peanuts blow donkey dicks!

[deliciousV]

Drop 'em if that's the case. Self-check is absolutely faster, no useless banter. It's safer. Since I first used it at Meijer stores in the '90's, no one's put their ass-pickin' hands on my produce. Checkout geniuses don't have the opportunity to put my 11 items in 7 bags. Till lately, if I used a coupon ... Scan-Pocket-Re-use (now, my stores have the drones come by to collect them).

If all I have is booze, I may go to a manned lane to avoid the wait for that lone self-scan worker-bee to come over and see my ID (see, Spy, many of us are subject to pulling out a state-issued ID when we nab a sixer).

I live in a little comunity outside of Myrtle Beach called Socastee, it is not a touristie place so the stores are just used locals. The self check lines are always empty, I suspect the local seeds are perplexed by them, or unwilling to do anything somebody is being paid to do without a cut.

[Gutter]

Hola. ¿Cómo estás bitches?

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish.

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[Gutter]

Candy Corn is the worst.

And Circus Peanuts blow donkey dicks!

and fuck cotton candy and popcorn too!

[Misteriosa]

Fuck you guys, I love candy corn.

you can have mine.

[Manning, Esq.]

i got carded when trying to buy a pack of smokes last year


idiot

Geez, Louise! The paranthetical was just a jab.

[JerseyRich]

And Circus Peanuts blow donkey dicks!
Can we throw Peeps into the scenario as well.

Peeps suck.

[Manning, Esq.]

OSs are the same. If you use Linux, you're contractually obligated to chide Windows users.

[realmenhatelife]

you can have mine.

And your candy pumpkings, and flav o rolls. You want my mary janes?

[Gutter]

Can we throw Peeps into the scenario as well.

Peeps suck.

agreed. and Cadburry eggs. Looks like a load in a chocolate shell.

[disneyspy]

Geez, Louise! The paranthetical was just a jab.

i watched napoleon dynomite the other night and was just about to adda pic of him but my cvable company called to try and get me to buy the triple pack,sounded like a good deal told her to call me back after 3

[Manning, Esq.]

Can we throw Peeps into the scenario as well.

Peeps suck.

Agreed. They're loud, gossippy, intrusive. My peeps came up in the Midwest, so they're insular and narrow-minded, to boot.

[LeedsJr]

i got carded when trying to buy a pack of smokes last year


idiot

I'm assuming he thought it was a Benjamin Button scenerio.

Nah. He was looking to give him a senior discount.

[IamFogHat]

i got carded when trying to buy a pack of smokes last year


idiot

I unequivocally don't believe that, pop-pop.

[JerseyRich]

agreed. and Cadburry eggs. Looks like a load in a chocolate shell.
I draw the line at bashing British Chocolate...

I will not stand for it!

[Gutter]

Totally off topic, but I had to post this.

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[deliciousV]

agreed. and Cadburry eggs. Looks like a load in a chocolate shell.

a tasty tasty load!

[IamFogHat]

you can have mine.

Why do you have candy corn? It's fucking January:blink:

[JerseyRich]

a tasty tasty load!
:thumbup:

[IamFogHat]

a tasty tasty load!

You were doing so good with the non-gay mod quote.

[Manning, Esq.]

a tasty tasty load!

Oh ... I thought this'd move to the left by now....

[LeedsJr]

a tasty tasty load!

I thought you were happy with your non-gay mod quote?

[JerseyRich]

My mod quote is so 2009...

[disneyspy]

I unequivocally don't believe that, pop-pop.

the chick just wanted to find out my name

[deliciousV]

I thought you were happy with your non-gay mod quote?

FUCK! I lost focus. Buncha fuckin rats, the lota ya.

[IamFogHat]

the Puerto Rican boy just wanted to find out my name

Fixed.

[disneyspy]

Oh ... I thought this'd move to the left by now....

the mods here are like 17 minutes behind

[realmenhatelife]

I draw the line at bashing British Chocolate...

I will not stand for it!

I dont know, I bought a jaffa bar and it make me want to yak. And that Aero shit, get out of here.

[disneyspy]

Fixed.

we wish you were

[CountryBob]

Can we throw Peeps into the scenario as well.

Peeps suck.

I will stomp Peeps into the dirt - vile creation.

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[deliciousV]

the mods here are like 17 minutes behind

shhhh!

[JerseyRich]

I dont know, I bought a jaffa bar and it make me want to yak. And that Aero shit, get out of here.
AERO is my favorite.

Atleast I know wherever you are, there will be plenty of Aero bars for me!

[CountryBob]

I live in a little comunity outside of Myrtle Beach called Socastee, it is not a touristie place so the stores are just used locals. The self check lines are always empty, I suspect the local seeds are perplexed by them, or unwilling to do anything somebody is being paid to do without a cut.

I usually stay at Ocean Isle NC and there are like 10 different grocery stores on the mainland that have no people in them - I dont know how they survive really

[IamFogHat]

Can we make a countdown app on this site for how long it takes Fez to talk every day?

[disneyspy]

Can we make a countdown app on this site for how long it takes Fez to talk every day?

no you negative fuck!

[CountryBob]

Mallow cups disgust me and Zero bars

[IamFogHat]

no you negative fuck!

Maybe it could inspire him.

[deliciousV]

Mallow cups disgust me and Zero bars

Zero bars disgust you? Phillistine

[Dell]

I like candy corn (eat them one color at a time), circus peanuts, cotton candy, peeps AND ESPECIALLY POPCORN...you guys are just unamerican!

[CountryBob]

I like candy corn (eat them one color at a time), circus peanuts, cotton candy, peeps AND ESPECIALLY POPCORN...you guys are just unamerican!

Are you 10 years old?

[JerseyRich]

I like candy corn (eat them one color at a time), circus peanuts, cotton candy, peeps AND ESPECIALLY POPCORN...you guys are just unamerican!
I've been called worse.

:smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

Mallow cups disgust me and Zero bars

Mallow cups disgust you? If we ever meet I have to bust you in the mouth before I can shake your hand.




Atheists are 100% right, the neo atheist movement is un fucking bearable.

[sailor]

This ACI convo is so unintentionally ironic, it's hilarious. I loved touch last night. I hear the kid is going to turn out to not be autistic because people were getting pissed over inaccuracies (I think that part is just silly).

[Dell]

I usually stay at Ocean Isle NC and there are like 10 different grocery stores on the mainland that have no people in them - I dont know how they survive really

they change the sell-by dates...

[CountryBob]

Mallow cups disgust you? If we ever meet I have to bust you in the mouth before I can shake your hand.

.

Haha

[JerseyRich]

What does that make Snoogans?

He's the guy that smokes and drinks while golfing but still yells at everyone...

[CountryBob]

they change the sell-by dates...

Ahhh.. I wondered how cottage cheese got into my gallon of milk...:blink:

[realmenhatelife]

This ACI convo is so unintentionally ironic, it's hilarious. I loved touch last night. I hear the kid is going to turn out to not be autistic because people were getting pissed over inaccuracies (I think that part is just silly).

Yeah, Ron saying that food snobs are out of control.

[Dell]

Are you 10 years old?

my wife would argue that my humor is locked in at 10, so my taste may be there as well...

[IamFogHat]

There's the Big Cat.

[CountryBob]

my wife would argue that my humor is locked in at 10, so my taste may be there as well...

No worries - I feel like a teen in my mind anyway and my humor is definitely below toilet humor level.

[sailor]

Yeah, Ron saying that food snobs are out of control.

And movies. Too bad they didn't bring up the velvet underground as well.

[CountryBob]

Beer snobs bug me

[IamFogHat]

I have to make a doodie.

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm guilty to some extent about my beans. I don;t need anyone telling me how good my coffee is. I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When other people serve me coffee it's shit. Did you notice the sign in front of my house that says, Gourmet Coffee Storage?!

[LeedsJr]

Puggles are half pug, half beagle - not poodle.

[deliciousV]

well shit, they got me.

[JerseyRich]

Phone snobs...

Where's mexi anyway?

[Manning, Esq.]

Beer snobs bug me

Whoa there - Your IBU is, like, a 101!!

[JerseyRich]

I'm guilty to some extent about my beans. I don;t need anyone telling me how good my coffee is. I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When other people serve me coffee it's shit. Did you notice the sign in front of my house that says, Gourmet Coffee Storage?!
:lol:

[Dell]

Puggles are half pug, half beagle - not poodle.

oh, I thought it was another of the hypoallergenic hybrids like laberdoodle and goldendoodle...

[LeedsJr]

I'm not a vinyl snob, but there is a big difference between analog and digital sound.

[CountryBob]

Pug Snobs - hahah makes me think of something I didi the other night. Snobbed my pug!


But seriously folks, I stuck my size 13 in my mouth the other day. Was in the bar talking shit about everything and one guy mentioned the new library the town built a while back. I said that they needed to address parking instead of spending millions on that waste of space that no one uses it except the bums and homeless to take shits and whore bathe.

After taking a long pull off my draft and waiting for others to agree with me the guy next to me said ah, welll I was the president of the library foundation and I helped design and finance the construction. And my wonderful dead grandmother has her name on a wing in the library that we use to educate and offer programs .... bla bla bla...

I felt about 2 inches tall !!

[LeedsJr]

oh, I thought it was another of the hypoallergenic hybrids like laberdoodle and goldendoodle...

I think all those dogs are cute, but I got me a mutt from the pound.

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm not a vinyl snob, but there is a big difference between analog and digital sound.

Bet. I enjoy the albums. If you have decent gear, and take care of the wax, a great deal of music sounds better.

[CountryBob]

Whoa there - Your IBU is, like, a 101!!

Once again your intelect has confounded me - WTF?

[Dell]

I'm not a vinyl snob, but there is a big difference between analog and digital sound.

maaaaaaaaan....

[JerseyRich]

I enjoy vinyl too.

But there are some real assholes about vinyl.

[CountryBob]

I enjoy vinyl too.

But there are some real assholes about vinyl.

I prefer leather :smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm not a vinyl snob, but there is a big difference between analog and digital sound.

Bet. I enjoy the albums. If you have decent gear, and take care of the wax, a great deal of music sounds better.

MP3s definately sound like shit. I dont let that stop me from having an MP3 player but it's undeniable.

[Manning, Esq.]

... the guy next to me said ah, welll I was the president of the library foundation and I helped design and finance the construction. And my wonderful dead grandmother has her name on a wing in the library that we use to educate and offer programs .... bla bla bla...

Redux: Oh yeah? Well, I listen to a guy with three radio shows, so ... y'know ... I'm doin' okay, myself.

[JerseyRich]

I love getting WAV rips of Vinyl.

I have some really great albums that are WAV rips of Vinyl.

Blow away the MP3s.

[sailor]

well shit, they got me.

Did they bring up aerial antennas?

[Dell]

I think all those dogs are cute, but I got me a mutt from the pound.

the bigger the breed, the more I like the dog...been getting beauties like this one for a while now

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[CountryBob]

Wow - they really got local talking about train names and where they go.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Manning, Esq.]

Once again your intelect has confounded me - WTF?

Int'l Bitterness Unit. I loves me some double hopped India Pale Ale (proving your original point). 100 IBUs, such as Munster, Indiana's Three Floyds Brewery Dreadnaught is the prime IPA example.

[CountryBob]

the bigger the breed, the more I like the dog...been getting beauties like this one for a while now

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What a cute little feller!

[JerseyRich]

Wow - they really got local talking about train names and where they go.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The G is so last year.

[IamFogHat]

Is Ron Swanson on the phone?

[CountryBob]

Int'l Bitterness Unit. I loves me some double hopped IBU (proving your original point). 100 IBUs, such as Munster, Indiana's Three Floyds Brewery Dreadnaught is the prime IPA example.

Ahhh... Ok. My palate just cant handle hoppiness in beer. I tried a local IPA as the owners were doing a beer tasting at a bar the other night. I took one drink and gave it back. Should have seen the looks on all of the beer snobs faces - as I ordered a Bud Light,.

[A.J.]

Wow - they really got local talking about train names and where they go.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Avoid the Green Line on DC's Metro.

[Crispy123]

Is Ron Swanson on the phone?

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[JerseyRich]

Avoid the Green Line on DC's Metro.
Too local!

ZZZzzzzzzzz

[Manning, Esq.]

Is Ron Swanson on the phone?

Nice. Offerman's the one and only shining point of Registered Sex Offender .

[Manning, Esq.]

Ahhh... Ok. My palate just cant handle hoppiness in beer. I tried a local IPA as the owners were doing a beer tasting at a bar the other night. I took one drink and gave it back. Should have seen the looks on all of the beer snobs faces - as I ordered a Bud Light,.

Label, please.

[CountryBob]

Lunch time! Finally. Now the hard decision has to happen as a fat guy goes out into the world searching for food. And he is hungry.... very hungry!

[Misteriosa]

Ahhh... Ok. My palate just cant handle hoppiness in beer. I tried a local IPA as the owners were doing a beer tasting at a bar the other night. I took one drink and gave it back. Should have seen the looks on all of the beer snobs faces - as I ordered a Bud Light,.

:thumbdown:

[CountryBob]

Label, please.

Wolf Hill - I think or Wolf Lair out of Abingdon VA.

[sailor]

And movies. Too bad they didn't bring up the velvet underground as well.

Ha, NY Dolls and iggy pop. The circle is complete. And rob cross is talking about music snobs?!

[JerseyRich]

Lunch time! Finally. Now the hard decision has to happen as a fat guy goes out into the world searching for food. And he is hungry.... very hungry!
Zaxby's or Cracker Barrel.

It's gonna be tough.

[CountryBob]

:thumbdown:

I know :down: but I just cant handle the taste of those hoppy beers.

[CountryBob]

Zaxby's or Cracker Barrel.

It's gonna be tough.

so true down here..
but we dont even have a Zaxby's

[disneyspy]

at disney everyone is a VIP,just some are more V than others

[JerseyRich]

so true down here..
but we dont even have a Zaxby's

Pal's!

[Crispy123]

I know :down: but I just cant handle the taste of those hoppy beers.

Well, Bud Light is the beer for people who don't like the taste of beer.

[CountryBob]

at disney everyone is a VIP,just some are more V than others

Vampire?

[CountryBob]

Pal's!

Have you been sneaking around my town?

[IamFogHat]

at disney everyone is a VIP,just some are more V than others

Wouldn't it be more I than others?

[JerseyRich]

Well, Bud Light is the beer for people who don't like themselves.
Fixed

[CountryBob]

Well, Bud Light is the beer for people who don't like the taste of beer.

Yeah I sometime say "give me a kids beer" when I order. i am so fucking cool :smoke:

[Dell]

I know :down: but I just cant handle the taste of those hoppy beers.

I used to like the heavier beers, but now they are the ones that stay in the beer refrigerator longest (unless my daughter's boyfriend is visiting...real beer snob)

[disneyspy]

Wouldn't it be more I than others?

very important important makes no sense

[JerseyRich]

Have you been sneaking around my town?
:smoke:

[CountryBob]

:smoke:

going to Pal's now.... thanks!

[JerseyRich]

Have you been sneaking around my town?
What part of TN?

Once Gvac moved down there, it became his mission to find good food.

He is still searching.

[JerseyRich]

Pal's fries are the shit.

Shakes are great too.

[IamFogHat]

very important important makes no sense

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/6/3a461958-f7a9-4811-8b94-158cae2c6f88.jpg

[sailor]

ESD said no one liked opera.

[disneyspy]

ESD said no one liked opera.

how fucking far behind are you!?!

[JerseyRich]

ESD said no one liked opera.
He also makes videos of himself humping things...

[A.J.]

This is typical for Staven. Fucking guineas run that town.

[Dell]

how fucking far behind are you!?!

HAHAHAHA...it's funny because sailor is slow

[realmenhatelife]

What part of TN?

Once Gvac moved down there, it became his mission to find good food.

He is still searching.

Is he looking for good food or good north east food? I wouldn't ask those people to cook a cheese steak, I wouldn't tell those people how to cook a biscuit.

[sailor]

how fucking far behind are you!?!

Can't imagine more than 10 minutes.

[IamFogHat]

This is the greatest clip of all time.

[JerseyRich]

Is he looking for good food or good north east food? I wouldn't ask those people to cook a cheese steak, I wouldn't tell those people how to cook a biscuit.
And that's why he spends so much time in Cracker Barrel.

Unfortunately, the mom and pop places are drying up everywhere in this country.

Chain restaurants are the regular where he lives.

It's sad.

[A.J.]

It's moments like this I both miss living in CT -- and am glad I don't live in CT.

[JerseyRich]

Is he looking for good food or good north east food? I wouldn't ask those people to cook a cheese steak, I wouldn't tell those people how to cook a biscuit.
The bread and the pizza down in TN would make you cry.

CRY!

[A.J.]

And that's why he spends so much time in Cracker Barrel.

Unfortunately, the mom and pop places are drying up everywhere in this country.

Chain restaurants are the regular where he lives.

It's sad.
It's happening up in the Northeast too. The fact that an Olive Garden is still open in my hometown is depressing.

[deliciousV]

Is he looking for good food or good north east food? I wouldn't ask those people to cook a cheese steak, I wouldn't tell those people how to cook a biscuit.

We have a great cheese steak place near my house. Shockingly good for SC.

[JerseyRich]

It's happening up in the Northeast too. The fact that an Olive Garden is still open in my hometown is depressing.
As long as drjoek can get a shitty hot dog and a root beer, all is right with CT.

[IamFogHat]

It's moments like this I both miss living in CT -- and am glad I don't live in CT.

I miss CT & Jivin.

[deliciousV]

are all rappers deaf? WHAT?

[Misteriosa]

beef lo mein for lunch :-)

yeah, i know... piggy piggy piggy...

[disneyspy]

mark zito's dad hits his 100th episode

http://www.wpri.com/dpp/food_and_drink/quick_bites/100th-show-for-tv-matire-d

[JerseyRich]

beef lo mein for lunch :-)

yeah, i know... piggy piggy piggy...
Want.

I started getting mei fun(rice noodles) instead of lo mein. It's good. Try it!

[realmenhatelife]

beef lo mein for lunch :-)

yeah, i know... piggy piggy piggy...

No, cow cow cow. Pork Fried Rice is piggy piggy piggy. Didn't you have a speak and spell?

[disneyspy]

beef lo mein for lunch :-)

yeah, i know... piggy piggy piggy...

on the bus on the way home you can go weeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[JerseyRich]

No, cow cow cow. Pork Fried Rice is piggy piggy piggy. Didn't you have a speak and spell?
:lol:

[JerseyRich]

The animals on her speak and spell made different noises...

Quiquiriqui!

El Pato dice...CUAC CUAC!

[A.J.]

beef lo mein for lunch :-)

yeah, i know... piggy piggy piggy...

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[sailor]

The animals on her speak and spell made different noises...

Quiquiriqui!

El Pato dice...CUAC CUAC!

El Pato dice..."hey daddy"

[A.J.]

As long as drjoek can get a shitty hot dog and a root beer, all is right with CT.

I wish I could do that.

[JerseyRich]

El Pato dice..."hey daddy"
Aye Papi!

[disneyspy]

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[CountryBob]

What part of TN?

Once Gvac moved down there, it became his mission to find good food.

He is still searching.
Bristol - non chain eateries are few and far between round here.

[Zorro]

It's happening up in the Northeast too. The fact that an Olive Garden is still open in my hometown is depressing.

http://online.wsj.com/video/olive-garden-dilemma-casual-or-foodie/E7165913-674E-45EF-BB1C-05B657CD52E8.html

[deliciousV]

Bristol - non chain eateries are few and far between round here.

they make some decent street food at the track, a couple of times a year.

[JerseyRich]

Bristol - non chain eateries are few and far between round here.
I'm sorry.

You must be inconsolable.

Pal's is good though.

[realmenhatelife]

Soccer Moms are awful, a facebook narrative:

Why are celebrities always getting treated for "exhaustion" in a hospital. Call it what it is. I know a lot of exhausted busy working people, many of them parents without a "staff" that do not require a hospital stay. I think I have zero sympathy.


Demi Moore should be ashamed of herself. SHe is a mother to young woman. What kind of message is she sending them? She is so self involved. She should get off her ass and use her time and money to make a difference in the world, not feel sorry for herself!

Lisa -- she is exhausted from her excessive narcissism!!! As Jenn said, think of all should could do with that money, how many good causes she could back and keep her self busy with helping others instead of being so self-obsessed

Exactly HOW does one get treated for exhaustion in a hospital??? I'm picturing Demi sitting in bed, in her jammies, eating ice cream and watching "When Harry Met Sally" cause that's how I treat my exhaustion!

Exhaustion is the Hollywood buzz word for DRUG ABUSE




All different women and I cut out the several "Right on" "Well Said" and "Exactly!" mixed in. Bitch just got dumped by her husband in every media outlet in the world, probably because he was banging younger women. I'm sure they would take it with more grace if they only had to tell 10 people that their 45 year old, overweight, bald husbands with credit card debt decided to move out just so they can play xbox all night and jerk off on the couch.

[Dell]

on the bus on the way home you can go weeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeee

from spy's Deliverance speak-and-say..."Ned Beatty had the hardest part"

[JerseyRich]

Gvac drives through NE TN every day...

It honestly sounds like a nightmare to have to scrounge for food there.

We were down there at Thanksgiving...luckily we had a good supermarket.

[CountryBob]

Xbox and jerkin on the couch ain't half bad!

[CountryBob]

Gvac drives through NE TN every day...

It honestly sounds like a nightmare to have to scrounge for food there.

We were down there at Thanksgiving...luckily we had a good supermarket.
Yeah I'm gonna meet up with him for lunch soon and most around here look forward to the food when on vacation more than the destination. I watch diners drive ins and dives - and about cry

[sailor]

Highly secrete-ive? Eww!

[IamFogHat]

Well I'm off to the banana stand. Enjoy your day boys and girls.

[deliciousV]

Well I'm off to the banana stand. Enjoy your day boys and girls.

is that code for gay sex?

[Dell]

Yeah I'm gonna meet up with him for lunch soon and most around here look forward to the food when on vacation more than the destination. I watch diners drive ins and dives - and about cry

my parents have a place near Ashville, NC and I have found the local restaurants there and into TN to be very good...then again, I was raised to like southern cooking

[JerseyRich]

Highly secrete-ive? Eww!
I laughed at that too.

[JerseyRich]

my parents have a place near Ashville, NC and I have found the local restaurants there and into TN to be very good...then again, I was raised to like southern cooking
Asheville is WAY different.

They are really into local food and biz.

Big Gay community. Wherever you find the gays...you find good food.

[sailor]

I don't know Shanola from shit.

[realmenhatelife]

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I need a white, punk bounce club around me so I can get married.

[sailor]

Big Gay community.

Bears?

[JerseyRich]

Bears?
It wouldn't be complete without them.

[CountryBob]

my parents have a place near Ashville, NC and I have found the local restaurants there and into TN to be very good...then again, I was raised to like southern cooking

Settled for bojangles spicy chicken sand and half and half tea for lunch. People can't stay open long when they try to have a local restaurant. Most are trying to make a living at it but around here, it takes someone that is financially set and just the desire to make the non chain resturant work. They opened a mellow mushroom a month ago and you still can't get in there. Had 5 guys last night - at least we have that

[CountryBob]

I would like to give Emily some good old country boy oral sex i tell ya. Even lick her butt hole too!

[jennysmurf]

Settled for bojangles spicy chicken sand and half and half tea for lunch. People can't stay open long when they try to have a local restaurant. Most are trying to make a living at it but around here, it takes someone that is financially set and just the desire to make the non chain resturant work. They opened a mellow mushroom a month ago and you still can't get in there. Had 5 guys last night - at least we have that

Gay.

[sailor]

Had 5 guys last night

Mod quote for the power bottom? Thanks Kevin smith for sharing all these fun names with us

[CountryBob]

Gay.
Ha
Well hello to you too!

[CountryBob]

Shameless fucking rules! And Emily nude in almost every episode rules as well

[Dell]

I would like to give Emily some good old country boy oral sex i tell ya. Even lick her butt hole too!

I'm starting to wonder if you have a filter between your mind and posts...:wink:

I do find her extremely attractive and the character is very likable...maybe we are saying the same thing

[JerseyRich]

Emmy Rossum is very much deserving of analingus.

[JerseyRich]

I'm starting to wonder if you have a filter between your mind and posts...:wink:

I do find her extremely attractive and the character is very likable...maybe we are saying the same thing
Yup...same thing.

[Manning, Esq.]

Dolly has zero ownership interest in Dollywood. Sold her name, period.

Useless factoid.

[Misteriosa]

Dolly has zero ownership interest in Dollywood. Sold her name, period.

Useless factoid.

Dolly is tacky as all hell, but i love her for it :happy:

[sailor]

And it's Ron the tv snob. "no one watches network tv." ha!

[Rhah]

I was watching Dragonball movie the other day on TV for about 15 minutes, and Emmy Rossum is Bulma in the movie and the dude she dated in season 1 was Goku in it. It was funny to see them both together in a different movie/show...

Maybe that chemistry is what got them the jobs.

[jennysmurf]

Dolly has zero ownership interest in Dollywood. Sold her name, period.

Useless factoid.

I wouldn't say it's useless....now I have another fact in my arsenal the next time I get into a Dolly Parton ownership arguement. Happens more than you'd think.:wink:

[jennysmurf]

Dolly is tacky as all hell, but i love her for it :happy:

Amen! Love me some Dolly!

[disneyspy]

sound like emmy's getting an oscar

aghheee ghee ghee

[JerseyRich]

I wouldn't say it's useless....now I have another fact in my arsenal the next time I get into a Dolly Parton ownership arguement. Happens more than you'd think.:wink:
Twice daily here.

[Zorro]

Funny how rich kids give the location of their school and not the name. Definately a child of the 1%

[Rhah]

wtf has happened since I been gone? we are at 10 pages? Does this happen consistently now? Is Dspy showing genitals everyday?

[jennysmurf]

wtf has happened since I been gone? we are at 10 pages? Does this happen consistently now? Is Dspy showing genitals everyday?

Aaaiiiieeee!!! He's right! We've gotta slow this thing down, folks!

[disneyspy]

wtf has happened since I been gone? we are at 10 pages? Does this happen consistently now? Is Dspy showing genitals everyday?

i closed the chat room at spynet

[LeedsJr]

wtf has happened since I been gone? we are at 10 pages? Does this happen consistently now? Is Dspy showing genitals everyday?

Aaaiiiieeee!!! He's right! We've gotta slow this thing down, folks!

No worries, it's almost time for the old man's afternoon nap.

[JerseyRich]

I'm here...

That's the difference.

You're welcome :smoke:

[disneyspy]

Aaaiiiieeee!!! He's right! We've gotta slow this thing down, folks!

lucien padepot est que vous?

[JerseyRich]

After over 42K in two years over at V3...my posting frequency spiked.

[Misteriosa]

Aaaiiiieeee!!! He's right! We've gotta slow this thing down, folks!

i posted a song about candy corn in the early pages of the thread. it seemed to get conversation rolling. the only good that came out of that posting was DelV's mod quote.

but i'll post the song here for you (because i think its so cute and cant get it out of my head):

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[CountryBob]

I'm starting to wonder if you have a filter between your mind and posts...:wink:

I do find her extremely attractive and the character is very likable...maybe we are saying the same thing

Yup...same thing.

I have been cursed with speaking (and writing in this case) my mind. If I offend anyone, I always will alter what I say. I aim to please.

[disneyspy]

No worries, it's almost time for the old man's afternoon nap.

i tried to nap during the emmy interview but the iced mocha is keeping me awake and boy do my balls itch

[deliciousV]

Amen! Love me some Dolly!

They redid the old Dixie Stampede down here and now it's Pirates Voyage and is supposed to be owned by Dolly. I went with some family that came down for vacation and really enjoyed the show, I recommend it if you're coming down, but book in advance, it's sold out.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron should not be in charge of reading things.

[Manning, Esq.]

I submitted a Barney Miller and a Mr. Show.

Like It!

Like It!

[deliciousV]

i posted a song about candy corn in the early pages of the thread. it seemed to get conversation rolling. the only good that came out of that posting was DelV's mod quote.

nobody likes a gloater

[JerseyRich]

Ron should not be in charge of reading things.
He's head of drawling.

[jennysmurf]

nobody likes a gloater

Hee hee...I do!!!:tongue:









P.S. I finally reached 5000 posts!!

[CountryBob]

The term Little Ricky makes me think of Ricky in Better off Dead.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7572/imagescak0nbk9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/imagescak0nbk9.jpg/)

[jennysmurf]

The term Little Ricky makes me think of Ricky in Better off Dead.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7572/imagescak0nbk9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/imagescak0nbk9.jpg/)

One of my favorite movies! Christ--mas...Christ--mas!

[disneyspy]

Hee hee...I do!!!:tongue:









P.S. I finally reached 5000 posts!!

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Rustyatroseparade.jpg

[CountryBob]

Hee hee...I do!!!:tongue:









P.S. I finally reached 5000 posts!!



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[CountryBob]

One of my favorite movies! Christ--mas...Christ--mas!

We have a lot in common - want to get married?