I'm debating getting drunk

[keithy_19]

I bought a thirty case of PBR and I'm wondering if I should begin drinking right now with the intention of getting belligerently drunk.

Thoughts?

[HBox]

PBR? Hey, if you want to torture yourself don't let me stop you.

[keithy_19]

PBR? Hey, if you want to torture yourself don't let me stop you.

I'm on a budget. I was originally going with MGD but said fuck it.

[walking joint]

i say go ahead. if i posted about it everytime I got drunk, my post count would be much higher.

[IamFogHat]

As a high ranking official in the .net royal house of drunks, you have my blessing.

[Liverspot]

by all means, PBR and belligerence go hand in hand. It's the way god intended.

[keithy_19]

i say go ahead. if i posted about it everytime I got drunk, my post count would be much higher.

My post count is only as high as it is because of youthful love loss, alcohol, and ambien.

As a high ranking official in the .net royal house of drunks, you have my blessing.

Thank you. I shall move right along then.

It's odd. I'm partially drinking because I received some good medical news today, but I'm also drinking because I feel pretty lousy. And plus I really like to drink.

[keithy_19]

by all means, PBR and belligerence go hand in hand. It's the way god intended.

This is true.

[keithy_19]

by all means, PBR and belligerence go hand in hand. It's the way god intended.

And this is also such a finely worded philosphy. I've come to respect you even more since you typed those words.

[disneyspy]

HERE'S TO BEER-THE CAUSE AND ANSWER TO ALL MANS PROBLEMS-homer j simpson

[Judge Smails]

I say you make yourself a nice cup of hot cocoa, watch some Mother Angelica on ETWN and get to bed by ten so you can get up at the crack of dawn and greet the day with a smile on your face and a pep in your step.

[disneyspy]

i say you get disgustingly drunk and then go into the chatroom and shove stuff in your butt on cam

[razorboy]

There's nothing wrong with PBR. Just don't end up on an episode of White Trash In Trouble.

[cougarjake13]

Drink 29 and save one for the morning

[IamFogHat]

I say you make yourself a nice cup of hot cocoa, watch some Mother Angelica on ETWN and get to bed by ten so you can get up at the crack of dawn and greet the day with a smile on your face and a pep in your step.

Stop being a fag, that's me and Spy's job.

[keithy_19]

Drink 29 and save one for the morning

I have 31 to drink. 1 was left over from some other time I thought getting PBR was the way to go. So that was cold. The ones I'm drinking now are slightly cooler than room temperature. It's a blast double fisting warm PBRs.

[Snoogans]

PBR? Hey, if you want to torture yourself don't let me stop you.

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[underdog]

I'm stuck in new haven drinking, so I vote yes.

[keithy_19]

I'm stuck in new haven drinking, so I vote yes.

I went to New Haven once to go see The Hold Steady. I believe I drank then too.

You should go to some of those new semester Yale mixers they're having. Get some law student shit faced and throw the book at her. The book being a metaphor for your dick.

[jennysmurf]

Let me know when you're sufficiently drunk, and I will take advantage of you.

[Snoogans]

I went to New Haven once to go see The Hold Steady. I believe I drank then too.

You should go to some of those new semester Yale mixers they're having. Get some law student shit faced and throw the book at her. The book being a metaphor for your dick.

im sure his wife would love that

[keithy_19]

im sure his wife would love that

As I wrote that I wondered if he had a wife. I didn't know. So I take that back. But he should go to a party and argue the merits of Roe v. Wade. Or stay where he is and just enjoy his beverage.

[IamFogHat]

Let me know when you're sufficiently drunk, and I will take advantage of you.

So will I, Jenny and me will team up on you.

[keithy_19]

Let me know when you're sufficiently drunk, and I will take advantage of you.

What is your idea of sufficiently drunk?

[keithy_19]

So will I, Jenny and me will team up on you.

My first three way that didn't involve two fleshlights. What a night.

[IamFogHat]

My first three way that didn't involve two fleshlights. What a night.

I know you're young, so I hope you enjoy getting fucked by a man while a lady watches, and then said lady fucks you with a strap-on. We lub you Kiethy.

[disneyspy]

I know you're young, so I hope you enjoy getting fucked by a man while a lady watches, and then said lady fucks you with a strap-on. We lube you Kiethy.

well as long as you use lube,he should be ok

[keithy_19]

I know you're young, so I hope you enjoy getting fucked by a man while a lady watches, and then said lady fucks you with a strap-on. We lub you Kiethy.

Wait...there's another way these things work?

[jennysmurf]

I know you're young, so I hope you enjoy getting fucked by a man while a lady watches, and then said lady fucks you with a strap-on. We lub you Kiethy.

I didn't sign up for this, but if the price is right.....



Wait...there's another way these things work?

No, that's it.

[keithy_19]

I didn't sign up for this, but if the price is right.....





No, that's it.

You could have saved me from the tide of gay.

But if gay is what endears me to your heart, then, I'm gayer than Elton John. (here's your chance to use your mod quote powers!)

[IamFogHat]

You could have saved me from the tide of gay.

But if gay is what endears me to your heart, then, I'm gayer than Elton John. (here's your chance to use your mod quote powers!)

Oh boy, I've been drinking too, and looking back, they should have a field day.
Speaking of which, how's your drinking lad?

[keithy_19]

Oh boy, I've been drinking too, and looking back, they should have a field day.
Speaking of which, how's your drinking lad?

On (I think) my 13th. The fact the beer is warmer makes it a bit easier to get down in large swigs (Jenny, again with the mod quotes). I'm still pretty with it. Possibly because the last time I got drunk it was with a stranger and a bottle of Jameson mixed with several PBRs.

[jennysmurf]

On (I think) my 13th. The fact the beer is warmer makes it a bit easier to get down in large swigs (Jenny, again with the mod quotes). I'm still pretty with it. Possibly because the last time I got drunk it was with a stranger and a bottle of Jameson mixed with several PBRs.

It's not fun to give a modquote when it's too easy. I like the ones that seem innocent until taken out of context.

[underdog]

im sure his wife would love that

What happens in New Haven...






was probably terrible and regretful.

[jennysmurf]

What happens in New Haven...






was probably terrible and regretful.

Nothing good ever happens there.

[keithy_19]

It's not fun to give a modquote when it's too easy. I like the ones that seem innocent until taken out of context.

Yeah, but your first shouldn't be all candle light and thunderstorm. You gotta ease into it.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, but your first shouldn't be all candle light and thunderstorm. You gotta ease into it.

You know I love you.:wub:

[keithy_19]

You know I love you.:wub:

:wub:

[Crispy123]

Drink 29 and save one for the morning

best advice in this thread, right here ----^.

[keithy_19]

best advice in this thread, right here ----^.

I'm 2 and 1/3rd from 17. I feel slightly like a loser. But at the same time I think I shoiuldstare at the computer screen and type in the rhytm of the music I'm lsitneing to and just drink my way to morning. Alcohol posiing? Fuck that shit.

[Crispy123]

I'm 2 and 1/3rd from 17. I feel slightly like a loser. But at the same time I think I shoiuldstare at the computer screen and type in the rhytm of the music I'm lsitneing to and just drink my way to morning. Alcohol posiing? Fuck that shit.

well said. maybe have a glass of water before 18... :drunk:

[PapaBear]

I searched for "17" in the thread, and could find no special relevance. Why don't you just say you're at 14, instead of 2 and 1/3 from 17?

[PapaBear]

And since you're drunk, I'll take your answer with 100,000 grains of salt.

[keithy_19]

And since you're drunk, I'll take your answer with 100,000 grains of salt.

:lol:

I've been eating honeywheat pretzels so it has something to come up with besides pure liquid. Maybe an advil or two (or 4) wouldn't be a bad idea.

[razorboy]

Maybe an advil or two (or 4) wouldn't be a bad idea.

Nothing like a little gastrointestinal bleeding to cap off a night of drinking cheap beer.

[keithy_19]

Nothing like a little gastrointestinal bleeding to cap off a night of drinking cheap beer.

I genuinely lol'd at this. I've done enough damage to my body for the night and I've think I met my match at 20 beers (one left unopen for the morning).

And fuck, my body must hate me from the ambien and benadryl, clonazepam, lyrica, gabapentin, and all the other fun drugs I've consumed with the attempt to feel normal. I'll be dead by 40 if I'm lucky. I think PapaBear predicted this.

[A.J.]

What happens in New Haven...






was probably terrible and regretful.

Nothing good ever happens there.

Yep.

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[keithy_19]

Today kind of sucked. Had a terrible headache all day and puked twice. But I feel alright now and got my binge drinking out of the way for awhile. Probably till sunday.

[keithy_19]

I searched for "17" in the thread, and could find no special relevance. Why don't you just say you're at 14, instead of 2 and 1/3 from 17?

Because I was looking at the open beer and the two unopened ones as well. You're reasoning makes much more sense though.

[IamFogHat]

Because I was looking at the open beer and the two unopened ones as well. You're reasoning makes much more sense though.

All you need to know is, AJ and I are established alcohol counselors, and we both want you to go out tomorrow and buy vodka, so that in a month you may buy whiskey, and from there, live your life my son.

[deliciousV]

I bought a thirty case of PBR and I'm wondering if I should begin drinking right now with the intention of getting belligerently drunk.

Thoughts?

Were they out of panther piss? Answer as soon as you unscrunch your bitter beer face.:wacko: