Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/1/12 - You'd better work

[realmenhatelife]

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Let's help out little Stanley Mac today (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Hey, look! East Side Dave shirts! (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Just what the heck is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Get a Patrice CD, you'll be happy you did (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Surprise good show related site of the year (http://theinterrobang.com/)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

[CountryBob]

Good morning RonandFezinatatics! :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

I cant really think of any Palindrome songs.

[Furtherman]

February 1.


When is the deadline?

[CountryBob]

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At 3:11 - guy drops from the ceiling.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, fucking RUSH. Duh.

[IamFogHat]

Hiya buddays. Happy hump day:smoke:

[disneyspy]

February 1.


When is the deadline?

IT'S THIS MONTH!!


been nice hanging with yoose for the last 3 1/2 years

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

when i turned on my ipod this morning, i set it to shuffle. i had the most varied opening songs in a looong time:

Halcyon + on +on - Orbital

Links 2 3 4 - Rammstein

Yo Mama - The Pharcyde

Pepper - Butthole Surfers

Hunam Behavior - Bjork

Progenies of thhe Great Apocalypse - Dimmu Borgir

That was a weird ass commute... :blink:

[Gutter]

morning buddays. fucking awful commute on the way in today......hope its a good show.

[Gutter]

February 1.


When is the deadline?

IT'S THIS MONTH!!


been nice hanging with yoose for the last 3 1/2 years

What's this now? oh right.....fezzy is going to spontaneously combust on air.

[CountryBob]

IT'S THIS MONTH!!


been nice hanging with yoose for the last 3 1/2 years

I dont want the show to end but if so, I will get so much more work done around here.

[Misteriosa]

and because this came on the shuffle a little later in the morning:

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[CountryBob]

hey buddays :bye:

when i turned on my ipod this morning, i set it to shuffle. i had the most varied opening songs in a looong time:

Halcyon + on +on - Orbital

Links 2 3 4 - Rammstein

Yo Mama - The Pharcyde

Pepper - Butthole Surfers

Hunam Behavior - Bjork

Progenies of thhe Great Apocalypse - Dimmu Borgir

That was a weird ass commute... :blink:

Bjork is the only one I have heard of - imagine that. :blink:

[disneyspy]

What's this now? oh right.....fezzy is going to spontaneously combust on air.

this is the big month cha cha cha changes

[jimmyolsenblues]

What tv/movie clip was that? Thanks :)

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :bye:

when i turned on my ipod this morning, i set it to shuffle. i had the most varied opening songs in a looong time:

Halcyon + on +on - Orbital

Links 2 3 4 - Rammstein

Yo Mama - The Pharcyde

Pepper - Butthole Surfers

Hunam Behavior - Bjork

Progenies of thhe Great Apocalypse - Dimmu Borgir

That was a weird ass commute... :blink:

I knew this girl named Rachel who got turned on by the song Pepper. I liked her, she was cute and a little wacky but she banged this truly awful guy who thought he was hot shit because he was a tattoo artist at a second rate shop around here, and he posted about it on a message board around me like before his dick was even try. Man she made some bad choices. She got really into rugby.

[Misteriosa]

Bjork is the only one I have heard of - imagine that. :blink:

i will post the viedos for each song and you can check them out.

Up first, Orbital:

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[disneyspy]

drop is from AMERICAN PSYCHO

song is AIN'T NOBODY HOME by BB KING


SPY WINS AGAIN!!

[realmenhatelife]

What tv/movie clip was that? Thanks :)

American Psycho

[Misteriosa]

Links 2 3 4

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[jimmyolsenblues]

thank you so much

[Misteriosa]

ya mama

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[CountryBob]

i will post the viedos for each song and you can check them out.

Up first, Orbital:

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Songs like these make me want to get into a fast car and floor it! Music so loud you feel it in your body.

[Misteriosa]

pepper

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[CountryBob]

ya mama

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I like this one

[Misteriosa]

human behavior

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[Gutter]

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Zito is killing me right now!!! this is great. hahaha

[CountryBob]

pepper

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The beat makes me think of Loser by Beck.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm confused, they put Zito on a flight to Indy last night?

[Misteriosa]

Progenies of the Great Apocalypse

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[CountryBob]

human behavior

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Bjork is so hot!

[Manning, Esq.]

Happy Homey Munf, Bahh-dees!

Also, four weeks until the first Spring Training Game: FSU v. Mummers!!

Extra kudos for throwing some Orbital into the mix, Misteriosa. Dontcha hate seeking out Orbital, and then debating on whether to go onto that 14-munite Orb excursion first? I usually choose to take the trip, myself.

[CountryBob]

Progenies of the Great Apocalypse

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Music like this gets me fired up and makes me want to fight somebody!

[IamFogHat]

I appreciate Zito more and more each day.

[Gutter]

Progenies of the Great Apocalypse

fucking great song.

[disneyspy]

who was the poster here that lived in indiana and was a colts fan?

[CountryBob]

OK - was listening to music.

Is Zito sent to Indy for the Superbowl?

[CountryBob]

who was the poster here that lived in indiana and was a colts fan?

Dan from Indy?

[disneyspy]

Dan from Indy?

used to post in the listening thread,that doesnt sound familiar


WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT!! I DONT THINK I CAN LAST!

[LeedsJr]

used to post in the listening thread,that doesnt sound familiar


WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT!! I DONT THINK I CAN LAST!

I can't believe they're dragging this out even further.

[IamFogHat]

I'm scared:flush:

[realmenhatelife]

used to post in the listening thread,that doesnt sound familiar


WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT!! I DONT THINK I CAN LAST!

How many times have you yelled that at the back of a chick's head?

[sailor]

fucking great song.

Hipster.

[Misteriosa]

I can't believe they're dragging this out even further.

so of course my feed doesnt want to work...

[Manning, Esq.]

who was the poster here that lived in indiana and was a colts fan?

Slumbag?

J_Irsay_Rich?

[sailor]

who was the poster here that lived in indiana and was a colts fan?

Indy mike?

[LeedsJr]

How many times have you yelled that at the back of a chick's head?

A chick's??

[Misteriosa]

ahh just in time for the shark :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

How many times have you yelled that at the back of a chick's head?

you bastard! you made me spit on the screen :lol:

[disneyspy]

Indy mike?

YES! THANK YOU,it was bugging the shit out of me


back to post i was going to make back in sailor time


maybe zito can hang with indy mike and find out where all the good dry cleaning places are

[CountryBob]

YES! THANK YOU,it was bugging the shit out of me


back to post i was going to make back in sailor time


maybe zito can hang with indy mike and find out where all the good dry cleaning places are

The payoff was not worth the trouble.

[disneyspy]

so of course my feed doesnt want to work...

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

[LeedsJr]

The payoff was not worth the trouble.

How many times have you yelled that at... No, I can't.

[CountryBob]

Fez once punched a retarded woman in the stomach! HAHA :lol:

[CountryBob]

How many times have you yelled that at... No, I can't.

Thank you for your restraint

[realmenhatelife]

They do appear to stop beating on him when he stops resisting.

[CountryBob]

If you resist and fight the cops - anything goes for them to get you subdued.

FUcking cooperate with the law or face the consequences!

[disneyspy]

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[Manning, Esq.]

As the great Scotty Randall once lamented, "More Cop Shows."

[Misteriosa]

the cops are always up your ass in the bronx. ive gotten shit from cops for no reason.

[Manning, Esq.]

the cops are always up your ass in the bronx. ive gotten shit from cops for no reason.

Ever tried to explain to them, however, that you pay their salary? Seems like that would put 'em in their place.

[CountryBob]

the cops are always up your ass in the bronx. ive gotten shit from cops for no reason.

That is a different story and I dont think anyone should get shit from the cops.

But if they want you subdued - I think you do what they say.

[LeedsJr]

Why does everyone's weight matter so much, Ron?

You think we should only allow fair fights between perps and cops?

Like CBob said, if the kid didn't want to get smacked with batons, he could have rolled over and put his hands behind his back.

[realmenhatelife]

When Jello Biafra ran for mayor of SF one of his policies was cops had to be elected, and had to live in the area they work.

I would need to know the whole set up before I come down on either side, but they do need more training to know how to handle someone without just braining them.

[Misteriosa]

Ever tried to explain to them, however, that you pay their salary? Seems like that would put 'em in their place.

haaaaaaaaa! and get my ass beat? no fuckin way. you dont say anything to them.

[disneyspy]

the cops are always up your ass in the bronx. ive gotten shit from cops for no reason.

how many times have you yelled that at the back of my head!

[realmenhatelife]

the cops are always up your ass in the bronx. ive gotten shit from cops for no reason.

Technically racism is a reason.




The problem with cops is even 'nice' cops have crazy attitudes. They're so keyed the fuck up they escalate everything way worse than it needs to be.

[Misteriosa]

there are only 25,000 cops on the streets? damn, based on the police presence in this area, i would think it was more.

[Manning, Esq.]

Couldn't resist the prompting, RMHL:

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[CountryBob]

I would say that cops here and cops in NY area are totally different.

Avoid the beehive or risk getting stung!
Follow their orders and you wont get fucked up.

But harassment warrants a different opinion.

[Misteriosa]

I would say that cops here and cops in NY area are totally different.

Avoid the beehive or risk getting stung!
Follow their orders and you wont get fucked up.

But harassment warrants a different opinion.

i fucking haaaaaaaaaate the bag checks at the train station. thats where i get the most shit. i refuse to let them check my bag. that always gets them upset. they try to get strong on me, but i tell them i have the right to refuse the check as long as i leave and dont enter the train station.

fuck you and your unreasonable searches.

[disneyspy]

hey i opened the spy room for misti (told its a better feed than the one i set you all up with)if no one wants to use it i'll close it down

[LeedsJr]

i fucking haaaaaaaaaate the bag checks at the train station. thats where i get the most shit. i refuse to let them check my bag. that always gets them upset. they try to get strong on me, but i tell them i have the right to refuse the check as long as i leave and dont enter the train station.

fuck you and your unreasonable searches.

Why not have some fun with it? Put some porn dvd's and sex toys in your bag, then ask them what time they get off after they check it? :smile:

[CountryBob]

i fucking haaaaaaaaaate the bag checks at the train station. thats where i get the most shit. i refuse to let them check my bag. that always gets them upset. they try to get strong on me, but i tell them i have the right to refuse the check as long as i leave and dont enter the train station.

fuck you and your unreasonable searches.

Totally agree - most cops around here are pricks and have such bad attitudes and I bet they were picked on and harassed when younger and want revenge by using the cop power they now have.

[disneyspy]

i'd say about 2 minutes before you do

[IamFogHat]

Is Earl employed?

[Misteriosa]

Why not have some fun with it? Put some porn dvd's and sex toys in your bag, then ask them what time they get off after they check it? :smile:

i dont have fun with it because it enfuriates me to no end. dumb ass security theatre. :dry: those searches dont do a thing. i can easily walk to another station and enter without a bag check. if someone wanted to do something, they could.

[CountryBob]

I am such a creep....

one new employee came over from our UK office and she asked me about same sex partnership medical benefits. She came over here just for her girlfriend.,

This employee is so fucking hot and it just intrigues me that she likes chicks.

[disneyspy]

Is Earl employed?

he a mood setter,i know i'm happy he called

[Manning, Esq.]

Is Earl employed?

Vibe Manager at Hard Rock. It's a historically important post there. Plus, it's the Super Bowl of hangable wall art, so, y'know, he's adept at that, too.

[CountryBob]

Diet is getting wrecked today - I am so hungry and have no willpower to fight it.

Im thinking a nice meal at the dirty mexican resturant.....

[disneyspy]

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[LeedsJr]

I am such a creep....

one new employee came over from our UK office and she asked me about same sex partnership medical benefits. She came over here just for her girlfriend.,

This employee is so fucking hot and it just intrigues me that she likes chicks.

If being intrigued by hot lesbians makes you a creep, then I gues I just got moved into the creep camp.

[CountryBob]

Vibe Manager at Hard Rock. It's a historically important post there. Plus, it's the Super Bowl of hangable wall art, so, y'know, he's adept at that, too.

Speaking of wall art - I am going through my first time dealing with creating pictures to hang on the wall. I have 9 yearly festival posters from here that I want to frame and hang. I went and bought 9 frames that are glass front and look cool for $360 bucks. Now, I have to get matting for each that will cost $15 each. Now Im in $500. why I thought that this would only be a hundred or so makes me sad.

[Gutter]

Is Earl employed?

He took this month off.

[Misteriosa]

Diet is getting wrecked today - I am so hungry and have no willpower to fight it.

Im thinking a nice meal at the dirty mexican resturant.....

that sounds good.. to bad the mexican restaurant near me closed down :-(

now im getting hungry..

[CountryBob]

If being intrigued by hot lesbians makes you a creep, then I gues I just got moved into the creep camp.

I just dont know any outspoken lesbians down here - bible belt shit ya know. Its like seeing something at a carnival.

I know they are around - just hidden.

[disneyspy]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAAA

blowhard-hey earl i feel sorry for your loss of don cornelius

[Misteriosa]

I just dont know any outspoken lesbians down here - bible belt shit ya know. Its like seeing something at a carnival.

I know they are around - just hidden.

thats weird.. i know tons of lesbians :happy:

[CountryBob]

thats weird.. i know tons of lesbians :happy:

You know how us guys love our porn - I love lesbian porn and just knowing a real player makes me excited.

If I came up there I would ogle and drool over hot lesbians - and probably get slapped.

[realmenhatelife]

I always crush on lesbians. My friend started dating a girl on a roller derby team and they fucking broke up before I could go to any roller derby parties. This actually ties into Carrie Brownstein from yesterday.


And I have 4 mexican restaurants and 4 mexican groceries within 3 blocks of my house.

[disneyspy]

hey countrybob- i feel sorry for your loss of 'Deliverance' actor Bill McKinney dead at 80

[Misteriosa]

is *that* why youre in the mood for tacos, cbob? :smoke:

[Misteriosa]

ok.. going to get lunch.. brb.

[disneyspy]

ok.. going to get lunch.. brb.

i'll leave the light on

[LeedsJr]

is *that* why youre in the mood for tacos, cbob? :smoke:

Line of the day, right there.

[disneyspy]

i don't want to make anyone nervous but i see jennysmurf is active on the board

[sailor]

the cops are always up your ass in the bronx. ive gotten shit from cops for no reason.

Eh, maybe different parts. Only incident I ever had was two cops searched my backpack near Jerome & kingsbridge because I "didn't look like I belonged there."

[LeedsJr]

i don't want to make anyone nervous but i see jennysmurf is active on the board

I wonder if she got here by googling hot lesbians.

[Gutter]

ESD won't remember a blink of this Super Bowl.

[sailor]

is *that* why youre in the mood for tacos, cbob? :smoke:

Creep.

[Manning, Esq.]

Jeez Louise, Fez! Let someone else chime in once and awhile. Mic-hog.

[Gutter]

That's gotta be the dumbest thing Hicks has ever said.

[sailor]

Don't get all the shit people are giving the Broderick commercial.

In advance, fuck you DS.

[disneyspy]

this year me and my friends are doing the no chicks superbowl (partly because i'm single this year) but 2 chicks said they didnt have a good time last year AND WE FUCKING DID STUPID STUFF SO THEY WOULDNT FEEL LEFT OUT

[disneyspy]

Don't get all the shit people are giving the Broderick commercial.

In advance, fuck you DS.

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA

[LeedsJr]

My wife and sister ask a lot of questions while watching sports.
I like educating them, makes me feel smart. :smoke:

[Misteriosa]

i dont goto super bowl parties (because im not invited to any) i expect to spends this SB sunday in my usual fashion: WoW Raids. http://www.9thgencivic.com/forum/images/smilies/idgaf.gif

[Gutter]

Ron is right.....as a Giants fan, I need to be around other Giants fans. I don't have the type of apartment where I could host a superbowl party, but in the future when my team is in the Super Bowl again I wouldn't host one if I could.

[IamFogHat]

Did Fez just say he loves pre-cum?

[Gutter]

Fez is explaining why I'm going to the bar at 3pm on Sunday.

[Manning, Esq.]

My wife and sister ask a lot of questions while watching sports.
I like educating them, makes me feel smart. :smoke:

I hope you take the Ox approach from Stripes:

Y'see, since the Super Bowl's in the Eastern Time Zone this year, fumbles go to the team that recovered it. Now, in '03 when they were in San Diego, the fumbling team would've gotten a second chance.

[disneyspy]

Ron is right.....as a Giants fan, I need to be around other Giants fans. I don't have the type of apartment where I could host a superbowl party, but in the future when my team is in the Super Bowl again I wouldn't host one if I could.

thats the bad thing about having a wall for a tv screen,your friends expect you to host the superbowl every year although i do put it at a 10 person limit every year

[sailor]

Did Fez just say he loves pre-cum?

Fez is explaining why I'm going to the bar at 3pm on Sunday.

Yes.

[Manning, Esq.]

i dont goto super bowl parties (because im not invited to any) i expect to spends this SB sunday in my usual fashion: WoW Raids. http://www.9thgencivic.com/forum/images/smilies/idgaf.gif

http://www.ultimateflags.com/images/P/buy_ussr_flag-01.gif

[Gutter]

thats the bad thing about having a wall for a tv screen,your friends expect you to host the superbowl every year although i do put it at a 10 person limit every year

see, now that's a good amount of people where its gonna be a good party, but you don't have to spend a thousand dollars to host it.

[LeedsJr]

I hope you take the Ox approach from Stripes:

Y'see, since the Super Bowl's in the Eastern Time Zone this year, fumbles go to the team that recovered it. Now, in '03 when they were in San Diego, the fumbling team would've gotten a second chance.

I make take that approach for the one question that I am tired of answering:

"Why do they run it into the middle of the line like that when they never get anywhere?" :wallbash:

[Gutter]

Yes.

so brilliant in its simplicity.

[Gutter]

I need to go buy some febreze so I can freshen up the pits in the same Giants tshirt that I've been wearing under the same Giants jersey I've been wearing without washing it since I got it as a gift from my aunt on Christmas. yes, this past Christmas.....I'm not a fucking barbarian.

[Misteriosa]

i *was* eating my lunch.. until i read this:

http://jezebel.com/5881176/worlds-worst-teacher-is-arrested-for-semen-tasting-game

now im furious and sick to my stomach.

[Gutter]

I always thought it was the "royal we".

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mGAllNcTyyY/SH44DGx0gMI/AAAAAAAAATg/yxoEDnx5Rjc/s320/hasntthatoccurredtoyouman.jpg

[A.J.]

i *was* eating my lunch.. until i read this:

http://jezebel.com/5881176/worlds-worst-teacher-is-arrested-for-semen-tasting-game

now im furious and sick to my stomach.

He'll be having a taste test of his own in prison.

[IamFogHat]

i *was* eating my lunch.. until i read this:

http://jezebel.com/5881176/worlds-worst-teacher-is-arrested-for-semen-tasting-game

now im furious and sick to my stomach.

What kind of idiot still gets their photos developed at a drugstore? He couldn't spring for a digital camera?

[LeedsJr]

Ron has a definite Blowhard vibe going today.

Soul Train was sooo much better during the '70's.

Sports were better before free agency.


And I am sooo tired of hearing the stopwatch on a football game gimmick.

[realmenhatelife]

What kind of idiot still gets their photos developed at a drugstore? He couldn't spring for a digital camera?

Yeah I read this yesterday, who the fuck can find a photomat these days? Cant like molesting kids THAT much.

[Manning, Esq.]

i *was* eating my lunch.. until i read this:

http://jezebel.com/5881176/worlds-worst-teacher-is-arrested-for-semen-tasting-game

now im furious and sick to my stomach.

I know that the death penalty is still on the books in Calif. I hope they have the meat grinder method for Mr. Sicko.

http://www.illustrated-db-discography.nl/12inch/pix/IAOA.JPG

[disneyspy]

i *was* eating my lunch.. until i read this:

http://jezebel.com/5881176/worlds-worst-teacher-is-arrested-for-semen-tasting-game

now im furious and sick to my stomach.

i've been baking a lasagna for the last 50 minutes and now i'm letting it cool,thanks for ruining a lunch i was really looking forward to

[A.J.]

I hate the buildup to the Super Bowl. Just play the fucking game already.

[Manning, Esq.]

i've been baking a lasagna for the last 50 minutes and now i'm letting it cool,thanks for ruining a lunch i was really looking forward to

You'll have to, at least, give it a taste test, eh?

[realmenhatelife]

Ron has a definite Blowhard vibe going today.

Soul Train was sooo much better during the '70's.

Sports were better before free agency.


And I am sooo tired of hearing the stopwatch on a football game gimmick.


How can anyone who respects athletes say it was better back when they were basically slaves?

[Misteriosa]

i've been baking a lasagna for the last 50 minutes and now i'm letting it cool,thanks for ruining a lunch i was really looking forward to

my lunch was ruined as well. i was not going to suffer alone.

[IamFogHat]

The kids and my sister are leaving right before the game starts, so thankfully it'll just be me and my brother and our pops enjoying the game for ourselves.

[LeedsJr]

UCB: Yeah! Take that cup!

Fez: What?!?

I don't know why, but I cracked up at that. :lol:

[realmenhatelife]

Ketchup and eggs, blech.



God I'm praying for a Giants loss.

[disneyspy]

did dr steve just say gvac's gay hookup?

[sailor]

Tom Okon (the kid from the joe Greene commercial) went to my high school.

[IamFogHat]

UCB: Yeah! Take that cup!

Fez: What?!?

I don't know why, but I cracked up at that. :lol:

I'm pretty sure he said cum not cup. You silly goose.

[IamFogHat]

Tom Okon (the kid from the joe Greene commercial) went to my high school.

Your 40 minute late commentary always makes me howl. :lol:

[disneyspy]

Your 40 minute late commentary always makes me howl. :lol:

no shit,i read that and walked off laughing as i went to get a plate of lasagna

[Gutter]

And I am sooo tired of hearing the stopwatch on a football game gimmick.

I hate how everything during Super Bowl week turns into a "game". I saw a Ritz commercial where it was all, "Top off your Ritz crackers with all these different ingredients, and let your family decide who RULES THE SNACK TRAY GRIDIRON!!!" or there will be a commercial for cold and sinus medicine where the medicine is in THE FIGHT OF ITS LIIIIIFE!!!! against whatever the medicine cures and there's a fucking medicine bottle with a helmet on carrying the actual pill like a football and running over little mucus monsters, also wearing helmets and all "overweight" of course, until the fit medicine bottle breaks the plane of the end zone and "scores". Then the animation will zoom out of what will inexplicably be the previously ill feeling persons stomach or lung or whatever shitty body part and the camera will stop on this douche tit's idiotic face while he gives a "well how about that, I'm feeling better" smirk and go back TO WATCHING THE ACTUAL SUPER BOWL AND BLOWING HIS FRIEND CAUSE HIS TEAM JUST SCORED!!!!!! See how it all comes full circle? wow.....that's some awesome directing there! Didn't see that coming.

[LeedsJr]

I hate how everything during Super Bowl week turns into a "game". I saw a Ritz commercial where it was all, "Top off your Ritz crackers with all these different ingredients, and let your family decide who RULES THE SNACK TRAY GRIDIRON!!!" or there will be a commercial for cold and sinus medicine where the medicine is in THE FIGHT OF ITS LIIIIIFE!!!! against whatever the medicine cures and there's a fucking medicine bottle with a helmet on carrying the actual pill like a football and running over little mucus monsters, also wearing helmets and all "overweight" of course, until the fit medicine bottle breaks the plane of the end zone and "scores". Then the animation will zoom out of what will inexplicably be the previously ill feeling persons stomach or lung or whatever shitty body part and the camera will stop on this douche tit's idiotic face while he gives a "well how about that, I'm feeling better" smirk and go back TO WATCHING THE ACTUAL SUPER BOWL AND BLOWING HIS FRIEND CAUSE HIS TEAM JUST SCORED!!!!!! See how it all comes full circle? wow.....that's some awesome directing there! Didn't see that coming.

:blink:

[sailor]

no shit,i read that and walked off laughing as i went to get a plate of lasagna

Hope you enjoyed misti's article.

[Gutter]

:blink:

just read it...it's funny. I think it is anyway.

[LeedsJr]

just read it...it's funny. I think it is anyway.

Oh, I read it. It was funny. I was just afraid to set you off again. :smile:

[Manning, Esq.]

With FMW taking the helm, and it's surrounding a provocative list, I'm 100% sure that the callers won't re-direct his accomplishment.

[Gutter]

Oh, I read it. It was funny. I was just afraid to set you off again. :smile:

nahhhhhh.....I just write angry. nothing to worry about.

[Misteriosa]

Hope you enjoyed misti's article.

did you see the link in there about the "lollipop game"? :furious:

[Manning, Esq.]

When you bring up the list, it evokes a sense of nostalgia.

In fact, any time I click into a 10-video iBang page, it harkens back to the eagerness of bringing up a Web page with my Prodigy service, and 14.4 modem.

[IamFogHat]

Is Fez's list on the Ibang? I can't find it. Nevermind, I'm an idiot.

[LeedsJr]

I'm with Ron on this one. That Apple commercial was one of the most overrated things in history.

[Gutter]

I'm with Ron on this one. That Apple commercial was one of the most overrated things in history.

Definitely doesn't hold up.

[Manning, Esq.]

Dial tone sounder - Ha!!!!

[disneyspy]

Is Fez's list on the Ibang? I can't find it. Nevermind, I'm an idiot.

http://theinterrobang.com/2012/01/greatest-ads-in-the-history-of-the-super-bowl/

i just ate 3/4 of a 2 pound lasagna weeeeee weeeee weeeee all the way home

[LeedsJr]

Fez taking notes on Super Commercials is very Rain Man-esque.

[Manning, Esq.]

Bud. Wise. Er. > childish > Wassup?!

Hmmph.

[CountryBob]

Had the Speedy Gonzales at the mex rest. Taco, enchalada and rice.

Saw a bunch of friends that I havent seen in ages - so Win Win!

[Manning, Esq.]

First episode, if I recall correctly:

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[Gutter]

Ron You Can't Hate....on Terry Tate!!!!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Had the Speedy Gonzales at the mex rest. Taco, enchalada and rice.

Saw a bunch of friends that I havent seen in ages - so Win Win!

♫ ♪ Old Friends ♫ ♪

[CountryBob]

I hate how everything during Super Bowl week turns into a "game". I saw a Ritz commercial where it was all, "Top off your Ritz crackers with all these different ingredients, and let your family decide who RULES THE SNACK TRAY GRIDIRON!!!" or there will be a commercial for cold and sinus medicine where the medicine is in THE FIGHT OF ITS LIIIIIFE!!!! against whatever the medicine cures and there's a fucking medicine bottle with a helmet on carrying the actual pill like a football and running over little mucus monsters, also wearing helmets and all "overweight" of course, until the fit medicine bottle breaks the plane of the end zone and "scores". Then the animation will zoom out of what will inexplicably be the previously ill feeling persons stomach or lung or whatever shitty body part and the camera will stop on this douche tit's idiotic face while he gives a "well how about that, I'm feeling better" smirk and go back TO WATCHING THE ACTUAL SUPER BOWL AND BLOWING HIS FRIEND CAUSE HIS TEAM JUST SCORED!!!!!! See how it all comes full circle? wow.....that's some awesome directing there! Didn't see that coming.

I hate it when the NASCAR race comes to my town and every business hangs up "Welcome Race Fans" banners.

[IamFogHat]

Bud. Wise. Er. > childish


He's just trying to make Ronnie like him.

[realmenhatelife]

Had the Speedy Gonzales at the mex rest. Taco, enchalada and rice.

Saw a bunch of friends that I havent seen in ages - so Win Win!

I dont think they even show Speedy Gonzales cartoons anymore, thats hilarious.

[Gutter]

Fez is getting nervous that he won't get through his list. Listen to him begin to panic!!! hahaha

[LeedsJr]

Ron You Can't Hate....on Terry Tate!!!!!

Seriously.

[Manning, Esq.]

I hate it when the NASCAR race comes to my town and every business hangs up "Welcome Race Fans" banners.

I'd love to see the Chamber of Commerce push those "Piss Off, Race Fans" signs.

[IamFogHat]

This is so awesome.

[disneyspy]

i like looking at the ispy page and its all listening thread posts,when i see nonlistening thread posts go up during the show by people that dont post in the LTs i always think "what the fuck is wrong with that person?"

[Misteriosa]

I dont think they even show Speedy Gonzales cartoons anymore, thats hilarious.

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[CountryBob]

I'd love to see the Chamber of Commerce push those "Piss Off, Race Fans" signs.

haha - its like do they think that race fans will not come in if they dont have the sign? Just everything has the sign. Fucking contractors have adds saying welcome race fans.

It just wears on ya,...

[Manning, Esq.]

Alright, Johnny. You pulled that one off.

What'd the air traffic controller ask on his first day?

[LeedsJr]

Fez is getting nervous that he won't get through his list. Listen to him begin to panic!!! hahaha

Maybe he's getting... HIGH ANXIETY!

[Gutter]

This is so awesome.

fucking fantastic

[IamFogHat]

i like looking at the ispy page and its all listening thread posts,when i see nonlistening thread posts go up during the show by people that dont post in the LTs i always think "what the fuck is wrong with that person?"

It makes me wonder if they're even listening to the show.

[disneyspy]

Alright, Johnny. You pulled that one off.

What'd the air traffic controller ask on his first day?

i dont know,what did the air traffic controller ask on his first day of work?

[Gutter]

Everyone!!! you heard Fez!!!! To the comment section! WHAAAAAASSSAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!

[LeedsJr]

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This guy's more my speed:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tSWf_yIV-d4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[realmenhatelife]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-AqV5McZKjY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I'm guess the Slowpoke Rodriguez is just too heavy to eat for lunch.



You pull up to the drive thru and just say "Give me something racist."

[IamFogHat]

What they say about Locke?
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1006/john-locke-john-locke-mordor-lost-ring-demotivational-poster-1275487572.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

i dont know,what did the air traffic controller ask on his first day of work?

What the heck is goin' on up there!?!?!?!?!?

[Misteriosa]

I'm guess the Slowpoke Rodriguez is just too heavy to eat for lunch.



You pull up to the drive thru and just say "Give me something racist."

skip ahead to about 4:30. :o i cant believe that went on the air...

[disneyspy]

skip ahead to about 4:30. :o i cant believe that went on the air...

hey misti

[Gutter]

skip ahead to about 4:30. :o i cant believe that went on the air...

HAHAHA.....not sure exactly, but something about "smoking my marijuana".

[Misteriosa]

HAHAHA.....not sure exactly, but something about "smoking my marijuana".

La cucaracha cant walk any more, cause it has no marijuana to smoke

[realmenhatelife]

HAHAHA.....not sure exactly, but something about "smoking my marijuana".

Holy shit he sure does. I thought he was a coke man.

[IamFogHat]

Did Fez just say his lisp gets pissed on?

[CountryBob]

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Thanks for this - it makes me all happy like when I was a kid.

[Misteriosa]

hey misti

WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!

[realmenhatelife]

There was a tom and jerry where jerry gets his head stuck in a bottle of ink, pulls it out and is in blackface, then says "Mammy" like Al Jolson. I didn't remember that until I saw an edited version on cartoon network and then had a flashback to when I totally couldn't understand it.

[Gutter]

La cucaracha cant walk any more, cause it has no marijuana to smoke

I was always fascinated by the striking similarities Speedy Gonzales shares with Cheech Marin.

[disneyspy]

WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!

WAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?

[Gutter]

There was a tom and jerry where jerry gets his head stuck in a bottle of ink, pulls it out and is in blackface, then says "Mammy" like Al Jolson. I didn't remember that until I saw an edited version on cartoon network and then had a flashback to when I totally couldn't understand it.

I remember that happening all the time in those. Buggs Bunny cartoons had that a lot where elmer would get tarred and all of a sudden he turned into Sambo.

[Manning, Esq.]

With FMW taking the helm, and it's surrounding a provocative list, I'm 100% sure that the callers won't re-direct his accomplishment.

See.

[Misteriosa]

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[CountryBob]

I must be the only one not enjoying this whats up

[LeedsJr]

I feel like I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am at this.

[disneyspy]

I must be the only one not enjoying this whats up

WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[Manning, Esq.]

I must be the only one not enjoying this whats up

Hmmph. In contemplating your sentiment, I wonder...

[IamFogHat]

I wanna hear Crazed's version of WHAAAZAAAAP.

[CountryBob]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yZKvuSYIykY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Always enjoyed how they clocked in and then went to battle only to be friends at the end of the work day.

[LeedsJr]

I must be the only one not enjoying this whats up

Because you're not saying it right. It's:

WAAZZZUP!!

[CountryBob]

OK folks - gotta date with the dentist :bye:

My name is Doug and Im outta here!

[LeedsJr]

I thought Wild Bill Hickok was holding aces and eights?

[realmenhatelife]

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Ha, the hot plate is so terrible.

[disneyspy]

pretty sure it was wild billl hickock and not jesse james

[Manning, Esq.]

OK folks - gotta date with the dentist :bye:

My name is Doug and Im outta here!

Aren't you about an hour early?

[disneyspy]

I thought Wild Bill Hickok was holding aces and eights?

looked it up

The dead man's hand is a two-pair poker hand, namely "aces and eights". This card combination gets its name from a legend that it was the five-card-draw hand held by Wild Bill Hickok, when he was murdered on August 2, 1876, in Saloon No. 10 at Deadwood, South Dakota.

[IamFogHat]

Pouty Fez.

[sailor]

Because you're not saying it right. It's:

WAAZZZUP!!

Best part was fez getting flustered and answering it like a serious question and seeming to not get the joke of the very commercial he picked.

[Gutter]

He's so eager to be bummed out that he can't allow himself to join in on the fun of "Whaaaaasssaaaaaappp".

shame.

[Manning, Esq.]

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[realmenhatelife]

looked it up

The dead man's hand is a two-pair poker hand, namely "aces and eights". This card combination gets its name from a legend that it was the five-card-draw hand held by Wild Bill Hickok, when he was murdered on August 2, 1876, in Saloon No. 10 at Deadwood, South Dakota.

Spy, you're always looking for DVD deals, have you ever watched Deadwood?

[IamFogHat]

He's so eager to be bummed out that he can't allow himself to join in on the fun of "Whaaaaasssaaaaaappp".

shame.

Truth.

[disneyspy]

Spy, you're always looking for DVD deals, have you ever watched Deadwood?

NO I HAVENT

[LeedsJr]

Best part was fez getting flustered and answering it like a serious question and seeming to not get the joke of the very commercial he picked.

He's so eager to be bummed out that he can't allow himself to join in on the fun of "Whaaaaasssaaaaaappp".

shame.

I can't believe he's genuinely upset.
Doesn't he realize he just did a great job of entertaining his audience?

[Manning, Esq.]

Ron Bennington, the picture of Atlasine support.

[Gutter]

I can't believe he's genuinely upset.
Doesn't he realize he just did a great job of entertaining his audience?

nope. On the other hand Ron is being a real dick to him....it's hilarious, but he's definitely being a real dick today. hahaha

[realmenhatelife]

NO I HAVENT

Well if you ever see a deal on it I personally gaurantee you'll love it.

[IamFogHat]

Ron: You mad at Johnny?

That was a fucking perfect opportunity for Fez to say to Ron, "No, I'm made at you."

[disneyspy]

fez is just playing the staight man people,relax

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is the only entertainer in the history of the world who says 'everybody is enjoying themselves' in a sad way.

[sailor]

fez is just playing the staight man people,relax

Makes as much sense as you playing the young man.

[Gutter]

I never understood why people play their own specific numbers. Birthdays, anniversaries, whatever....the odds are crazy already, what are the chances that if you do actually ever win that all of those numbers will also be meaningful for one reason or another? Wouldn't you have a better shot just guessing every week?

[disneyspy]

Makes as much sense as you playing the young man.

what happened to your HA HA post?

[LeedsJr]

I never understood why people play their own specific numbers. Birthdays, anniversaries, whatever....the odds are crazy already, what are the chances that if you do actually ever win that all of those numbers will also be meaningful for one reason or another? Wouldn't you have a better shot just guessing every week?

You don't have a better shot either way.

[Gutter]

123456? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

[disneyspy]

I never understood why people play their own specific numbers. Birthdays, anniversaries, whatever....the odds are crazy already, what are the chances that if you do actually ever win that all of those numbers will also be meaningful for one reason or another? Wouldn't you have a better shot just guessing every week?

most winning tickets are from the random draw

lotto fact

[Misteriosa]

I never understood why people play their own specific numbers. Birthdays, anniversaries, whatever....the odds are crazy already, what are the chances that if you do actually ever win that all of those numbers will also be meaningful for one reason or another? Wouldn't you have a better shot just guessing every week?

i think you have just as much of a chance of winning if you went quick pick or picked meaningful numbers. the odds dont change. its one number sequence out of i dont know how many combinations.

[IamFogHat]

Fez is a millionaire, why the fuck is he playing the numbers?

[sailor]

You don't have a better shot either way.

Exactly. Play 1-2-3-4-5-6. Just as likely as anything else.

[Gutter]

What is this giant cartoon character talking about?

[Manning, Esq.]

This conversation is completely rational and reasonable.

[Misteriosa]

123456? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

http://valdronius.sydlexia.com/projects/sb_tg/Salute.jpg

[sailor]

123456? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Ha, saw you wrote this after my post quoting from the previous page.

[LeedsJr]

This conversation is completely rational and reasonable.

Don't forget hysterically funny.

[Manning, Esq.]

Fez is a millionaire, why the fuck is he playing the numbers?

I think it's because that's the only accceptable way to count aloud as an adult, other than during exercise.

[Gutter]

This conversation is completely rational and reasonable.

It's like listening to a six year old explain what they would do with 70 bajilliondy milliondy flibbidy dollars.

[Manning, Esq.]

Don't forget hysterically funny.

True Dat. True Dat.

[Gutter]

Ha, saw you wrote this after my post quoting from the previous page.

I knew I could count on you and Misti.

[LeedsJr]

It's like listening to a six year old explain what they would do with 70 bajilliondy milliondy flibbidy dollars.

Why did I immediately think of Dave when I read this?

[Gutter]

Why did I immediately think of Dave when I read this?

Cause that's what Dave thinks are actual monetary breakouts?

[IamFogHat]

What JFK intern is he talking about?

[IamFogHat]

How much for Davey Mac? Also, I think Fez should do that math again.

[Manning, Esq.]

After tax = $140MM

$10MM to Hicks.
$75MM to Ron.
$55MM some unknown twink.

Ha!!!!

[Gutter]

Have they taken a single break this show?

[IamFogHat]

I'd love to see Fez write all those checks forgetting about taxes and then going into unbelievable debt.

[disneyspy]

its going to be hillarious when sailor posts WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP in about 10 minutes

[Manning, Esq.]

How much for Davey Mac? Also, I think Fez should do that math again.

I think it was around $2,000 per month, but relegated to child care.

[Manning, Esq.]

You'd think Hard Rock would have his plate full during Super Bowl week. He was worthy today, though.

[Misteriosa]

You'd think Hard Rock would have his plate full during Super Bowl week. He was worthy today, though.

it aint easy marking up those chicken wings... :o