Ron & Fez Listening Thread 02.03.2012...Funk Me? Funk You!

[Dell]

Ron and Fez say...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FbkjP7ooD60/Tp4sdj1uRrI/AAAAAAAAFqE/jLMXZS2g96g/s1600/funk.gif


Let's help out little Stanley Mac today (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Hey, look! East Side Dave shirts! (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Just what the heck is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Get a Patrice CD, you'll be happy you did (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Surprise good show related site of the year (http://theinterrobang.com/)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

and for a little funk eye candy...

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s52/agoodeboy/PamGrier5.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Funk Dat!

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[IamFogHat]

I'm a big fan of Amy Schumer
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[Gutter]

I'm a big fan of Amy Schumer


There are so many things I would like to do to her.

[CountryBob]

Agree- she is so cool and funny when on OandA - and that makes her even more sexier in my book!

I'd like, go down on her cooter or sumphin....... and make her wet like Niagra Falls or sumphin......

[Gutter]

Agree- she is so cool and funny when on OandA - and that makes her even more sexier in my book!

I'd like, go down on her cooter or sumphin....... and make her wet like Niagra Falls or sumphin......

It'll be like a lake down there or sumfin.

[CountryBob]

I do Chip all the time now when out drinking and shit. People look at me and either give me the "your fucking retarded" face or the "laugh a tiny bit just to keep it from getting uncomfortable" vibe.

I laugh my ass off in my mind when I do it around others that dont know the bit.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,smells a little funky in here,dog sitting for the weekend so i'm a happy cool motherfucker

[CountryBob]

Good News Everyone!

Jobless rate has dropped to lowest point in 3 years. 8.3%.

Hurray! :clap:

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[Dell]

Funk Dat!

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HEY...look who's back

and for some more funky eye candy...

http://www.clearboutique.com/images/Foxy_Lady_350.jpg

[disneyspy]

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[CountryBob]

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[LeedsJr]

Sam's show is fucking hysterical today. :lol:

The bar is set high for the buddays. Hope the big cat is back on his game.

[JerseyRich]

http://esperanzaspalding.com/img/bg_welcome.jpg

[disneyspy]

Sam's show is fucking hysterical today. :lol:

The bar is set high for the buddays. Hope the big cat is back on his game.

agreed,the shit show doesnt sound like some crappy podcast for once

[JerseyRich]

Stories of ERock's past sexual escapades are always funny.

[CountryBob]

Get Down mother fuckers!

[JerseyRich]

I'm head bopping at my desk.

[disneyspy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtjajxyz01qb0nyxo1_500.gif

[CountryBob]

I'm head bopping at my desk.

The meeting across the hall has been watching me head bop - fuck em, its funk Frideeeee!

[disneyspy]

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[IamFogHat]

Awww shit, son.

[IamFogHat]

Oh Pepper!:lol:

[CountryBob]

This weekend is gonna rule!

Can you dig it?

[disneyspy]

the nice thing about being a cowboys fan is i havent had to deal with the week long superbowl hype for awhile now

[disneyspy]

i have a secret weapon this year-watching the game on antenna so i'll be seven seconds ahead of cable and satellite watchers

[CountryBob]

the nice thing about being a cowboys fan is i havent had to deal with the week long superbowl hype for awhile now

I havent had to worry about that in a long time - go skins? :down:

[CountryBob]

i have a secret weapon this year-watching the game on antenna so i'll be seven seconds ahead of cable and satellite watchers

And, it will be even clearer over the air.... :smoke:

[Dell]

the nice thing about being a cowboys fan is i havent had to deal with the week long superbowl hype for awhile now

even longer for some of us...

[disneyspy]

And, it will be even clearer over the air.... :smoke:

the sun spot thing earlier in the week kinda blew but ya it is nice watching in true HD and 7.1 audio

[sailor]

the nice thing about being a cowboys fan is i havent had to deal with the week long superbowl hype for awhile now

Yeah, I keep forgetting its this weekend until it gets mentioned.

[Crispy123]

morning. :bye:

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[CountryBob]

the sun spot thing earlier in the week kinda blew but ya it is nice watching in true HD and 7.1 audio

stupid sun spots :furious:

[disneyspy]

i forget what that area around the port authority in NYC is called but in the early 80s that was such a fun place to buy weed and smoke out in the open plus there were head shops everywhere where you could buy cheap bongs

[CountryBob]

morning. :bye:

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Dave is up to 72,000 views - I wonder how many looked at this expecting another nerdy superbowl song.... only to be hit with the "gonna fuck the shit out of tom Brady" within the first 20 seconds? Classic! :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

Why would you think that progress in pot laws means less pot arrests in a state that hasn't legalized pot? NYC is not the whole country, as much as I know that pains some people.

[Dell]

the callers are making me think I'm late to the bar today...gotta go catch up!

:drunk:

[CountryBob]

the callers are making me think I'm late to the bar today...gotta go catch up!

:drunk:

Well, some of us are working Dell. :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

Dave is up to 72,000 views - I wonder how many looked at this expecting another nerdy superbowl song.... only to be hit with the "gonna fuck the shit out of tom Brady" within the first 20 seconds? Classic! :clap:

I wonder if this is the biggest thing Dave has ever done?

[sailor]

i forget what that area around the port authority in NYC is called but in the early 80s that was such a fun place to buy weed and smoke out in the open plus there were head shops everywhere where you could buy cheap bongs

Hells kitchen/times square.

[CountryBob]

Happy with the VT signing day - Dell?

[realmenhatelife]

Seriously I cant fucking hear the phrase "Lana Del Rey" anymore.

[LeedsJr]

Dave is up to 72,000 views - I wonder how many looked at this expecting another nerdy superbowl song.... only to be hit with the "gonna fuck the shit out of tom Brady" within the first 20 seconds? Classic! :clap:

That's "Tom Bra-DAY".

Which for some reason, makes it even funnier.

[JerseyRich]

Gonna Fuck Your Boat!

[CountryBob]

Sounds like another lip sync superbowl halftime show :thumbdown:

[sailor]

Why would you think that progress in pot laws means less pot arrests in a state that hasn't legalized pot? NYC is not the whole country, as much as I know that pains some people.

Yeah, even if/though the tide is changing in new York itself, it's still currently illegal here.

[CountryBob]

WTF is this shit?

[CountryBob]

El Paso TX

[A.J.]

I don't think even her gay fans would like that shit.

[disneyspy]

madona's brother is part of a local radio crews "MISFITS" that are in indy to try and get the radio stations call letters on tv,its so fucking stupid i dont know why i typed it up

[JerseyRich]

Oh Madonna...

:thumbdown:

[sailor]

Seriously I cant fucking hear the phrase "Lana Del Rey" anymore.

Really?! I've honestly never heard her name other than on r&f.

[LeedsJr]

This is painfully bad. :thumbdown:

[sailor]

That was a great call, sounds exactly like a kidz bop song.

[JerseyRich]

Nicki Minaj

YUMMY!

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nicki-minaj-sheer.jpg

[Rhah]

Trash. Sounds like she is about 5 years too late for the whole Gwen Stefani tween pop song thing.

Or could be from 80's, Bangles hit.

[CountryBob]

Was that Nricky Mriage?
I love her long time - boom boom.

[CountryBob]

Nicki Minaj

YUMMY!

http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nicki-minaj-sheer.jpg

Damn! She has one giant ass!

[Crispy123]

I don't think even her gay fans would like that shit.

redundant.

[JerseyRich]

She ALMOST has two great asses.

[Furtherman]

HAAAA!!! That Hackers caller cracked me up.

[CountryBob]

Can we just have the Superbowl on Saturday night already?

[Rhah]

I think I actually meant Go-go's too, not Bangles.

Please forgive me Susanna Hoffs.

[realmenhatelife]

Really?! I've honestly never heard her name other than on r&f.

Its been an internet debate for months. She has her whole persona and may have had plastic surgery, so people attack on that. Her dad is rich as shit and bought her a record deal, then her record was shelved and they recorded a new one. She says stupid shit and acts really aloof, but I'm pretty sure she's doing a character. In any case people have been overly hyped about this girl good or ill for awhile, and now it's made it's way into more mainstream media.





How did Rob Cross not hear MIA, she has a whole verse. I'm psyched on this halftime show.

[sailor]

She ALMOST has two great asses.

She's almost not a tranny.

[Furtherman]

Can we just have the Superbowl on Saturday night already?

Seriously. No matter what the outcome Monday is going to have a million call out from works. If they win? 2 million.

They know I'm an Eagles fan... so I have no excuse!!

[LeedsJr]

Can we just have the Superbowl on Saturday night already?

They need to figure out a way to make it fall on the Sunday before President's day.

[JerseyRich]

She's almost not a tranny.
Oh Sailor.

Having a child has sapped you of all your masculinity.

It's ok bro.

[Dell]

Happy with the VT signing day - Dell?

indeed...they love the ole 757

[sailor]

RMHL, I've still never heard her name anywhere other than this show.

[CountryBob]

Went into that stupid crafts store Michael's last night and the song "My baby takes the morning train" was blaring on the system. It felt so douchey I almost walked out - but my need of picture matting material kept me strong and I persevered.

[ralphbxny]

Morning...This madonna song sucks. But I am not a fan.

[sailor]

Oh Sailor.

Having a child has sapped you of all your masculinity.

It's ok bro.

She's way more manly than you. She's hideous.

[realmenhatelife]

I would jam Nicki Minaj like woah.

[disneyspy]

i would f maddona but i'd be afraid of hurting her

[CountryBob]

Seriously. No matter what the outcome Monday is going to have a million call out from works. If they win? 2 million.

They know I'm an Eagles fan... so I have no excuse!!

I took off tomorrow - gonna sleep it off :drunk: and get my car worked on.

[sailor]

Morning...This madonna song sucks. But I am not a fan.

Ron shits on pop culture/music all the time, but THIS shit he thinks is great?

[Dell]

I think I actually meant Go-go's too, not Bangles.

Please forgive me Susanna Hoffs.

how can anyone make a mistake like that...:unsure:

[JerseyRich]

She's way more manly than you. She's hideous.
You've lost your mind.

[disneyspy]

maddonas video plays on a loop in times square? no wonder pepper wasnt watching where he was walking this morning

[CountryBob]

i would f maddona but i'd be afraid of hurting her

emotionally or physically? I got $100 on Madonna if physical - she's in great shape.

[JerseyRich]

http://thatofficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Nicki-Minaj.jpg

[disneyspy]

I took off tomorrow - gonna sleep it off :drunk: and get my car worked on.

thats nice but the superbowl isnt til sunday

[Rhah]

how can anyone make a mistake like that...:unsure:

Because I have completely lost all of my mid-term memory... I remember shit from long ago and from 5 minutes ago, everything else is set for deletion.

[CountryBob]

She's way more manly than you. She's hideous.

Seen her nipple slip?

[LeedsJr]

Ron shits on pop culture/music all the time, but THIS shit he thinks is great?

I don't believe he is being sincere. :dry:

[Dell]

She's way more manly than you. She's hideous.

did you just call your daughter hideous?

[JerseyRich]

Ron shits on pop culture/music all the time, but THIS shit he thinks is great?
You don't understand this show, do you?

[sailor]

You've lost your mind.

That's a man, baby!

[disneyspy]

emotionally or physically? I got $100 on Madonna if physical - she's in great shape.

i'd break her hip and chip her pelvic bone

[CountryBob]

thats nice but the superbowl isnt til sunday

hehee - you are right!

better take off Monday too....

[ralphbxny]

Ron shits on pop culture/music all the time, but THIS shit he thinks is great?


I am starting to really hate pop music.

[realmenhatelife]

RMHL, I've still never heard her name anywhere other than this show.

Well, take my word on it. It's been since a hot topic since early December.






The punk chanel was called fungus and sirius killed it because of Faction, Rob Cross!

[JerseyRich]

NSFW

http://www.thesnipenews.com/thegutter/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Nicki-Minaj-nip-slip2.jpg

[sailor]

did you just call your daughter hideous?

Huh?

[CountryBob]

i'd break her hip and chip her pelvic bone

Aint nothing worse than a thin chick's pelvic bone - like a anvil.

[Crispy123]

I am starting to really hate pop music.

Thats weird cuz I'm starting to hate popcorn.

[Dell]

Because I have completely lost all of my mid-term memory... I remember shit from long ago and from 5 minutes ago, everything else is set for deletion.

it was just a little joke at my expense...when I did it, jennysmurf had to crash the board down to keep the vultures at bay

[Crispy123]

NSFW

http://www.thesnipenews.com/thegutter/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Nicki-Minaj-nip-slip2.jpg

Great now im in the mood for sum hersheys kisses...

[CountryBob]

Great now im in the mood for sum hersheys kisses...

Haha

[CountryBob]

You know that Madonna's handlers have told her she has to make a song in this format to reach the maximum amount of teen girls etc...

What a waste of time and energy - la isla bonita was bad but this is really bad

[CountryBob]

Well theres Fezzy!

Howdy El Gato Grande :bye:

[Dell]

Oh Sailor.

Having a child has sapped you of all your masculinity.

It's ok bro.

to which you replied...

She's way more manly than you. She's hideous.

Huh?

did I have a rounding error in the ole 2+2?

[deliciousV]

I smell a mash up ♪ gimme all your love gimme all your love....gonna fuck the shit outa Tom Brady ♪

[CountryBob]

Well, stupid lunchtime again and I dont know what to do. Choices choices

[CountryBob]

I smell a mash up ♪ gimme all your love gimme all your love....gonna fuck the shit outa Tom Brady ♪

Well, look who showed up late to the Early Bird

[JerseyRich]

to which you replied...





did I have a rounding error in the ole 2+2?

Don't worry DELL...

Being an ADMIN also saps you of humor.

[JerseyRich]

Well, stupid lunchtime again and I dont know what to do. Choices choices
Just fuckin go to Pal's will ya?

[Misteriosa]

checking in from home.

[Dell]

decided to work from home today...sure wish we had done some grocery shopping

[JerseyRich]

We stopped into the Pal's in Kingsport ....

I've never seen cuter chicks working at a Fast Food Joint.

[sailor]

to which you replied...

did I have a rounding error in the ole 2+2?

Got it. Thought mine was a reply to a different post of his, but you're correct. Good one too.

[JerseyRich]

checking in from home.
Oh hey.

[disneyspy]

i'm posting from home today,just had breakfast,am i doing this right?

[JerseyRich]

i'm posting from home today,just had breakfast,am i doing this right?
Tell us how the weather is.

That is important.

[realmenhatelife]

checking in from home.

Some dudes dont want to pop Nicki Minaj.

[JerseyRich]

Some dudes dont want to pop Nicki Minaj.
Sure.

Gay guys.

[Misteriosa]

Some dudes dont want to pop Nicki Minaj.

really? :blink:

[disneyspy]

its above freezing again today with no snow in the forecast,almost all the snow is gone,very wierd for a febuary here,the ski resorts are having afit

[deliciousV]

Well, look who showed up late to the Early Bird

I've been listening. Making coffee, making breakfast, and listening

[JerseyRich]

Sailor apparently thinks Miss Minaj is manly.

This blew my fucking mind.

[Dell]

our air and space museum is playing the big game in the imax theater for free (beer and snack cost ya monies)...think I may take our annual superbowl party to the imax this year (they have a larger screen than me)

[JerseyRich]

its above freezing again today with no snow in the forecast,almost all the snow is gone,very wierd for a febuary here,the ski resorts are having afit
It's snowed ONCE here all winter.

[CountryBob]

checking in from home.

Howdy Misti :bye:

[Gutter]

Seriously. No matter what the outcome Monday is going to have a million call out from works. If they win? 2 million.

They know I'm an Eagles fan... so I have no excuse!!

I automatically just take the day off. Not even going to fuck around like I can figure out how to drink my face off all day and pretend that I can make it in on monday.

[JerseyRich]

our air and space museum is playing the big game in the imax theater for free (beer and snack cost ya monies)...think I may take our annual superbowl party to the imax this year (they have a larger screen than me)
I would throw things at the screen every time Joe Buck comes on.

[Dell]

its above freezing again today with no snow in the forecast,almost all the snow is gone,very wierd for a febuary here,the ski resorts are having afit

you're having a very mild winter and it's bad enough to have my daughter's boyfriend looking to transfer schools...

[Gutter]

checking in from home.

hey misti......I have no idea what's been going on today with the show. Our computers at work decided to simultaneously take a nap and reboot. Just got back on and it's a commercial break.

[disneyspy]

oh shit! jennysmurf is awake, hey rook use this site http://whatismyipaddress.com/ WE DONT NEED THE LISTENING THREAD TO CRASH ON A FRIDAY

http://rokpool.com/files/artist/Tina%20Turner.jpg?0


when they come back from the break the song will be Get Down by Curtis Mayfield

[LeedsJr]

hey misti......I have no idea what's been going on today with the show. Our computers at work decided to simultaneously take a nap and reboot. Just got back on and it's a commercial break.

So you were spared the endless playing sof the Madonna song?

Consider yourself lucky.

[sailor]

hey misti......I have no idea what's been going on today with the show. Our computers at work decided to simultaneously take a nap and reboot. Just got back on and it's a commercial break.

You missed a new Madonna song playing for a half hour.

[JerseyRich]

mikeyboy on the show after the commercials.

He is always so lively in studio...

[disneyspy]

you're having a very mild winter and it's bad enough to have my daughter's boyfriend looking to transfer schools...

he cant put U of M in a different state,it would just be wrong

[Gutter]

So you were spared the endless playing sof the Madonna song?

Consider yourself lucky.

yea, that sounds awful. glad I missed it.

You missed a new Madonna song playing for a half hour.

So I've heard.

[Furtherman]

hey misti......I have no idea what's been going on today with the show. Our computers at work decided to simultaneously take a nap and reboot. Just got back on and it's a commercial break.

You didn't miss much. Fez came out. Some other stuff, but not much.

[realmenhatelife]

really? :blink:

Dudes that have a passive aggressive relationship with their penis.

[sailor]

You didn't miss much. Fez came out. Some other stuff, but not much.

Yeah, I always thought that was a bit. Shocking.

[Gutter]

You didn't miss much. Fez came out. Some other stuff, but not much.

oh,well, sounds like just another typical friday on the ron and fez AAAAABBBBBBAAAAAWHHHHHAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!:blink:

[sailor]

Didn't esd's friend give him a ticket to go with him? He can't sell that.

[CountryBob]

Hope the Giants win just so I can say that the Skins swept the Super Bowl champs this year

[CountryBob]

So Fresco bean burrito - we meet again!W

[realmenhatelife]

Hope the Giants win just so I can say that the Skins swept the Super Bowl champs this year

Hope the Pats win for the pure misery of all Giants fans.

[disneyspy]

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[JerseyRich]

Hope the Pats win for the pure misery of all Giants fans.
That awful loss at the end of the season wasn't enough for you last year?

[Crispy123]

gotta bail and gets sum shit done. later buddays!

[realmenhatelife]

So Fresco bean burrito - we meet again!W

Ive been eating tons of beans lately. This week I had left over three bean chilli, and it wasn't big enough so I dumped in another bean side dish I had from before. I only had a pound of meat when I made it and I used so many beans I ate it for dinner 3 times.

Plus lentils and chickpeas all over.

[JerseyRich]

Holy Fuck...

All the jiggling that Nicki does in the video just gave me a half a chub.

[realmenhatelife]

I went to Villanova, which is also a formerly catholic university just up the road from St Joes, and I had a bunch of gay teachers. On campus the catholocism is way way minimized.

[deliciousV]

Last bite of breakfast down, a couple of sips of Iced Latte left, and I am already eyeballin the booze. Good chance I've got a shot and a beer in me before 2. It's been a hell of a week.

[Gutter]

Holy Fuck...

All the jiggling that Nicki does in the video just gave me a half a chub.

I think she's a butter face.

[CountryBob]

Ive been eating tons of beans lately. This week I had left over three bean chilli, and it wasn't big enough so I dumped in another bean side dish I had from before. I only had a pound of meat when I made it and I used so many beans I ate it for dinner 3 times.

Plus lentils and chickpeas all over.
Well if you love beans so much why don't you just marry them or sumphin

[sailor]

A lez-billion dollars? That's so bad it was funny.

[realmenhatelife]

I didn't watch it until just now, that Madonna video is pretty damn good. The song is whatever but visually I really like it.

[realmenhatelife]

I think she's a butter face.

Hopefully it's man butter, my man butter.



also acceptable:

I dont give a shit about that butter face as long as I gets that cream cheese azz.

[CountryBob]

Goddamn caller was great - name a star ha!

[JerseyRich]

I watched "Brooklyn Boheme" last night.

Pretty cool doc.

I bet Earl will jerk off while watching it.

[Dell]

Hope the Pats win for the pure misery of all Giants fans.

I've mentioned the bandwagon Pats neighbors across the street...he's a lawyer and I think I saw him leave for work this morning wearing a Brady jersey

I dread a Pats win...go big blew

[ralphbxny]

A lez-billion dollars? That's so bad it was funny.

Made me laugh

[Dell]

we had some old frat brothers that would come back and hang out...I knew then that I would never do that (and I haven't)

[ralphbxny]

I've mentioned the bandwagon Pats neighbors across the street...he's a lawyer and I think I saw him leave for work this morning wearing a Brady jersey

I dread a Pats win...go big blew

I hope they play 3 OTs

[disneyspy]

the gays dont protest cuz their wrists get tired from holding those signs

[LeedsJr]

The southern sticks is highly gay?

CBob, comment?

[disneyspy]

The southern sticks is highly gay?

CBob, comment?

he cant come to the phone right now cuz he has a dick in his mouth

[Dell]

I'm forever saddened with the revisionists opining that slavery was a "southern" thing...

African slavery is so much the outstanding feature of the South, in the unthinking view of it, that people often forget there had been slaves in all the old colonies. Slaves were auctioned openly in the Market House of Philadelphia; in the shadow of Congregational churches in Rhode Island; in Boston taverns and warehouses; and weekly, sometimes daily, in Merchant's Coffee House of New York. Such Northern heroes of the American Revolution as John Hancock and Benjamin Franklin bought, sold, and owned black people. William Henry Seward, Lincoln's anti-slavery Secretary of State during the Civil War, born in 1801, grew up in Orange County, New York, in a slave-owning family and amid neighbors who owned slaves if they could afford them. The family of Abraham Lincoln himself, when it lived in Pennsylvania in colonial times, owned slaves.[1]

When the minutemen marched off to face the redcoats at Lexington in 1775, the wives, boys and old men they left behind in Framingham took up axes, clubs, and pitchforks and barred themselves in their homes because of a widespread, and widely credited, rumor that the local slaves planned to rise up and massacre the white inhabitants while the militia was away.[2]

African bondage in the colonies north of the Mason-Dixon Line has left a legacy in the economics of modern America and in the racial attitudes of the U.S. working class. Yet comparatively little is written about the 200-year history of Northern slavery. Robert Steinfeld's deservedly praised "The Invention of Free Labor" (1991) states, "By 1804 slavery had been abolished throughout New England," ignoring the 1800 census, which shows 1,488 slaves in New England. Recent archaeological discoveries of slave quarters or cemeteries in Philadelphia and New York City sometimes are written up in newspaper headlines as though they were exhibits of evidence in a case not yet settled (cf. “African Burial Ground Proves Northern Slavery,” The City Sun, Feb. 24, 1993).

I had written one book on Pennsylvania history and was starting a second before I learned that William Penn had been a slaveowner. The historian Joanne Pope Melish, who has written a perceptive book on race relations in ante-bellum New England, recalls how it was possible to read American history textbooks at the high school level and never know that there was such a thing as a slave north of the Mason-Dixon Line:

[jennysmurf]

he cant come to the phone right now cuz he has a dick in his mouth

You know that because it's your's.

[deliciousV]

I'm forever saddened with the revisionists opining that slavery was a "southern" thing...

The north figured out that Indentured Irish servants were much easier to control so they moved away from slavery, well, sorta.

Indentures could not marry without the permission of their owner, were subject to physical punishment (like many young ordinary servants), and saw their obligation to labor enforced by the courts. To ensure uninterrupted work by the female servants, the law lengthened the term of their indenture if they became pregnant. But unlike slaves, servants could look forward to a release from bondage. At the end of their term they received a payment known as "freedom dues" and become free members of society.[19] One could buy and sell indentured servants' contracts, and the right to their labor would change hands, but not the person as a piece of property.

Both male and female laborers could be subject to violence, occasionally even resulting in death. Richard Hofstadter notes that as slaves arrived in greater numbers after 1700, white laborers became a "privileged stratum, assigned to lighter work and more skilled tasks."[

[Gutter]

Hope the Pats win for the pure misery of all Giants fans.

I don't think I'd be that miserable. from a 9-7 season its incredible they're even in this game.

[jennysmurf]

Ha! A Christian Singles website advertising on the Ron and Fez show? I think they need a new demographic study.:laugh:

[Gutter]

Ha! A Christian Singles website advertising on the Ron and Fez show? I think they need a new demographic study.:laugh:

I'm so confused by that.....They say it will "help you find God's choice mate for you!" Why the fuck does God need the internets help?

[disneyspy]

You know that because it's your's.

he's so gay

[deliciousV]

Ha! A Christian Singles website advertising on the Ron and Fez show? I think they need a new demographic study.:laugh:

Why preach to the converted? They're hopin to save some of you heathen.

[jennysmurf]

I'm so confused by that.....They say it will "help you find God's choice mate for you!" Why the fuck does God need the internets help?

Maybe He's busy answering all the Super Bowl prayers?

[jennysmurf]

Why preach to the converted? They're hopin to save some of you heathen.

We are too far gone, I'm afraid.:down:

[CountryBob]

The southern sticks is highly gay?

CBob, comment?

he cant come to the phone right now cuz he has a dick in his mouth

You know that because it's your's.

Woah! A man's not available to defend himself and things start to get out of hand.
The only gay people I know is my cousin and his _____
and I have never had a dick in my mouth

[Gutter]

Maybe He's busy answering all the Super Bowl prayers?

could be.....and I guess the other parts of the year he's trying to convert those queermosexuals back to normal him fearing Americans.

[realmenhatelife]

I would love a Fez live read for Christian Singles.

[Dell]

that got me thinking...I remember overly chubby kids playing baseball and football, but I don't remember seeing them playing basketball (or soccer now)

has to be the amount of running involved

[jennysmurf]

I would love a Fez live read for Christian Singles.

That would make my year.

[ralphbxny]

Hicks is the best.

[Zorro]

Ha! A Christian Singles website advertising on the Ron and Fez show? I think they need a new demographic study.:laugh:

Nothing hotter than a Christian chick trying to convert you. Particulalry after her shirt is off

[Gutter]

Those snack stadium are horrendous. Looks like a list you would find on the long gone "this is why you're fat.com"

[Dell]

I would love a Fez live read for Christian Singles.

that would be fantastic...I was thinking Anthony, but Fez would be a lot funnier!

[CountryBob]

Nothing hotter than a Christian chick trying to convert you. Particulalry after her shirt is off

Some of the best pu**y.... ahem, muffin I've had has been from so called religious chicks

[jennysmurf]

Some of the best pu**y.... ahem, muffin I've had has been from so called religious chicks

You like feeling repressed?

[disneyspy]

HAHAHHAHA "these are they kind of assholes that think legos are fun"

[JerseyRich]

Some of the best pu**y.... ahem, muffin I've had has been from AARP members
Fixed

[Dell]

Some of the best pu**y.... ahem, muffin I've had has been from so called religious chicks

they don't have to be "so called"...they're wired the same way as the non-religious chicks

[deliciousV]

Fixed

Yes you did...:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

Now I want sushi and pigs in a blanket, not together.



One of the real problems with the ibang era is when they get into these segments they assume everyone is following along on the internet, and dont bother to do much describing so we know what they're laughing at.

[sailor]

Those snack stadium are horrendous. Looks like a list you would find on the long gone "this is why you're fat.com"

Someone posted a pic in the super bowl menu thread and everyone thought it was great.

[jennysmurf]

I've got a lez-billion errands to run, but the show is too good to leave today.

[CountryBob]

You like feeling repressed?

No I dont like it but I dont want to disrespect anyone (on purpose :devil2:)

[CountryBob]

I agree with Fez - Southpark is funny

[deliciousV]

Someone posted a pic in the super bowl menu thread and everyone thought it was great.

Now you caused me to go scroll thru that gastranomical nightmare thread to see this thing, and.....I'd fucking eat that.

[Misteriosa]

umm this SGK/PP thing has SHIT to do with being moderate.

[CountryBob]

In other news...

Corpse sits in gamer cafe - for 9 hours.....

Must have been trying to play Skyrim and it kept freezing up!

http://ingame.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/03/10310569-corpse-sits-in-gamer-cafe-for-9-hours

[realmenhatelife]

I think Ron is ill informed on this one. From what I've read Komen cut funding because Planned Parenthood is under investigation by the government, that investigation is a ploy to damage planned parenthood by pro life conservatives in congress, but Komen has a blanket policy of not giving funds to organizations that are under investigation. They changed their policy to allow funding PP. It's more beaurocratic than Ron is making it sound.

[Dell]

what is "patriarctic"?

[CountryBob]

what is "patriarctic"?

I think it is some sort of cancer....

[CountryBob]

he says "pat-rio-act" thing to do.

[JerseyRich]

Mayor Menino loves the Patriot Act!

[jennysmurf]

what is "patriarctic"?

It's an island in the Northern region of the Arctic Ocean, so you should capitalize it.

[Dell]

I'm opposed to repealing Virginia's "one gun a month" law...I can't afford to purchase more than one gun a month!

[CountryBob]

At 5:13 I will be having a draft beer and a burbon chaser.

and you?

[CountryBob]

It's an island in the Northern region of the Arctic Ocean, so you should capitalize it.

:clap:
very smart and clever - ha I say!

[Misteriosa]

I think Ron is ill informed on this one. From what I've read Komen cut funding because Planned Parenthood is under investigation by the government, that investigation is a ploy to damage planned parenthood by pro life conservatives in congress, but Komen has a blanket policy of not giving funds to organizations that are under investigation. They changed their policy to allow funding PP. It's more beaurocratic than Ron is making it sound.

thing is, they give $ to penn state too, and they are underinvestigation.

this was crafted specifically to hurt pp

[jennysmurf]

At 5:13 I will be having a draft beer and a burbon chaser.

and you?

I'll still be working.:down:

[realmenhatelife]

umm this SGK/PP thing has SHIT to do with being moderate.

Ron never let the facts stand in the way of yelling at noone.


Also ignoring the idea of escalation, each side only makes the other side more extreme.

[CountryBob]

I'll still be working.:down:

Them kids wont know if your having a nip or two....

[CountryBob]

thing is, they give $ to penn state too, and they are underinvestigation.

this was crafted specifically to hurt pp

Does this directly affect your job?

[JerseyRich]

At 5:13 I will be having a draft beer and a burbon chaser.

and you?
I will still be sitting at my desk.

[jennysmurf]

Them kids wont know if your having a nip or two....

Hmmm...I would be more relaxed. They'd probably appreciate that. I'd be doing it for the kids, really.

[Misteriosa]

Does this directly affect your job?

no it affects my life. i have a looong fam history of cancers. breast, cervix, and colon specifically

[deliciousV]

I think it is some sort of cancer....

my uncle had that, went in for routine surgery and they just sewed him back up, said there was nothing they could do.

[CountryBob]

I will still be sitting at my desk.

And that will stop you?

[ralphbxny]

At 5:13 I will be having a draft beer and a burbon chaser.

and you?

Driving back to albany. MAybe I will bother Dan again.

[LeedsJr]

At 5:13 I will be having a draft beer and a burbon chaser.

and you?

I'll be 13 minutes in to my 90 minute commute.
Once off the train, though, I will be going straight to a great dive bar for a beer while I wait for my son's hockey practice to end.

[Dell]

I will still be sitting at my desk.

noticed you didn't say still "working"

[CountryBob]

no it affects my life. i have a looong fam history of cancers. breast, cervix, and colon specifically

yeah, I know what you mean - my mom died of breast cancer and grandfather from prostate cancer

[Gutter]

no it affects my life. i have a looong fam history of cancers. breast, cervix, and colon specifically

the good news about this that I've read is that since the original story there has been a ton of donations pouring in.

[deliciousV]

At 5:13 I will be having a draft beer and a burbon chaser.

and you?

I will be 3 hrs and 14 minutes drunker than you

[CountryBob]

I'll be 13 minutes in to my 90 minute commute.
Once off the train, though, I will be going straight to a great dive bar for a beer while I wait for my son's hockey practice to end.

Dive bars are the best!

[LeedsJr]

I will be 3 hrs and 14 minutes drunker than you

Lucky bastard.

[CountryBob]

I will be 3 hrs and 14 minutes drunker than you

WINNER!

You sir are the :king: for today!

[JerseyRich]

noticed you didn't say still "working"
Ha!

By that time it might be "relax my eyes" time.

[CountryBob]

I dont think Tom Bra-day wants to know what Fugee your shit means :surrender:

[JerseyRich]

Or maybe I will still be hard at work.

These cameras ain't gonna fix themselves!

[Gutter]

Banzai is the new WHAAAAASSSSSAAAAAAPPPP

[CountryBob]

Bonzai!!!!!!

[LeedsJr]

Dive bars are the best!

Love 'em.

My family is constantly amazed by my innate ability to find the dive bar wherever I go.

[CountryBob]

Are they doing a live show Sunday for the game?

[LeedsJr]

bonzai!!!

[JerseyRich]

No

[CountryBob]

Love 'em.

My family is constantly amazed by my innate ability to find the dive bar wherever I go.

It really is a gift that some of us have been pre-destined to have.

[CountryBob]

No

Haha - thanks

[JerseyRich]

BANZAI! A traditional Japanese exclamation meaning "Ten thousand years"

Bonsai is a tree.

[disneyspy]

if anybudday wants to try and win the emmit smith football for me i will give you the elusive ron bennington stand up tape that i just came across

[Dell]

I don't have no stinking twitter account...twitter seems too narcissistic

[CountryBob]

BANZAI! A traditional Japanese exclamation meaning "Ten thousand years"

Bonsai is a tree.

Hahaha - once again I have foiled myself :down:
better than soiling myself I guess....

[jennysmurf]

BANZAI! A traditional Japanese exclamation meaning "Ten thousand years"

Bonsai is a tree.

So, which should be screaming right now? I can't really get that excited about a baby tree.

[LeedsJr]

Bonzzzzzzup!!

[realmenhatelife]

Kobeyashi ate 337 wings in 30 minutes, beating last years record which was around 250, and his next close competitor who was around 280.

FREE KOBE

[CountryBob]

I don't have no stinking twitter account...twitter seems too narcissistic

I like Twitter - 99% of the time I just follow and read the funny.

[JerseyRich]

BONHAM!!!

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/163617.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

if anybudday wants to try and win the emmit smith football for me i will give you the elusive ron bennington stand up tape that i just came across

I'm not going to try but if I won it you could have it for free.

[CountryBob]

So, which should be screaming right now? I can't really get that excited about a baby tree.

I bought one of those from a Japanese dude selling them out of his van. I paid $50 bucks and that fucker dried up and died within a week! I watered it per instructions but it didnt make it. Stupid little tree,.

[realmenhatelife]

Was the band director in Thunder Soul named Orlando Jones? And did he make them play flight of the bumblebee?

[CountryBob]

Shit - forgot that I pre ordered Mr. P. When that fucker coming out?

Just looked and its Feb 7th

[Misteriosa]

BONHAM!!!

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/163617.jpg

BANDAI!!

http://www.collectiondx.com/files/MG_Swordimpulse_March2009_Bandai_47.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I bought one of those from a Japanese dude selling them out of his van. I paid $50 bucks and that fucker dried up and died within a week! I watered it per instructions but it didnt make it. Stupid little tree,.

And when you smoked it aint shit happened.