Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/8/2012 .... Born to be Wild!

[CountryBob]

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[Crispy123]

morning buddays :bye:

thanx for starting the thread Cbob!

something wild:

http://pics.livejournal.com/pantryslut/pic/000359cc

[CountryBob]

Yummy!

[Crispy123]

Yummy!

I would have a beer with her...if you know what i mean! :wink:

[CountryBob]

I would have a beer with her...if you know what i mean! :wink:

The best way to enjoy a beer....:tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

I think it's funny when girls fail with the obviousness of their manipulations. This morning I thought of something that happened to me like 5 years ago. So this girl I met in college and I were going out for dinner and this restaurant I had never been to or heard of, but to which her family goes a lot. I ask her "What kind of place is it, like what should I be wearing?" and she tells me a nice polo shirt. It was PF Changs. She just wanted me to wear a fucking collared shirt instead of a tshirt, I'm pretty sure we were at a table next to a guy in a tank top.

[Warren Peace]

if it's the 360 degree stadium cam that I think they're talking about, they usually announce beforehand that they're going to be taking the shot. At least that what's they did at an Illinois football game.

[CountryBob]

I think it's funny when girls fail with the obviousness of their manipulations. This morning I thought of something that happened to me like 5 years ago. So this girl I met in college and I were going out for dinner and this restaurant I had never been to or heard of, but to which her family goes a lot. I ask her "What kind of place is it, like what should I be wearing?" and she tells me a nice polo shirt. It was PF Changs. She just wanted me to wear a fucking collared shirt instead of a tshirt, I'm pretty sure we were at a table next to a guy in a tank top.

Ha - are you that "only wears T-shirt" guy?
She might have wanted a dude to wear kahki's and polos.

[Furtherman]

I want to see this picture but:

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[Crispy123]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/FIND-DAVE-5.jpg

[Warren Peace]

I want to see this picture but:

Error establishing a database connection

What's the point of pimpin' a website if it has a Commodore 64 for a server?

[CountryBob]

Same here - I guess Ronnie B has super secret server access that we dont!

[LeedsJr]

I want to see this picture but:

Error establishing a database connection

Shocked! SHOCKED, I am!

[disneyspy]

i cant believe i zoomed in and found dave

[CountryBob]

Dave could be the new John 3:16 rainbow wig guy.

[Gutter]

morning buddays.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha - are you that "only wears T-shirt" guy?
She might have wanted a dude to wear kahki's and polos.

My casual wear is a tshirt, I have no problem dressing to the occasion but it was such a blatant lie. She definately wants a dude who wears kahki's and polos, preferably a lawyer.

[CountryBob]

i cant believe i zoomed in and found dave

Howdy Spy - no package yet. Did you send it by pony express?

[Crispy123]

the 360 view:

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/FIND-DAVE-1.jpg

[CountryBob]

My casual wear is a tshirt, I have no problem dressing to the occasion but it was such a blatant lie. She definately wants a dude who wears kahki's and polos, preferably a lawyer.

I have caught shit at work because I am the polo and khaki guy - even on "dress down Fridays" i dont change my attire. Just the most confortable get up I enjoy.

I fight keeping jeans up on my big belly - narrow ass frame.

[LeedsJr]

Howdy Spy - no package yet. Did you send it by pony express?

Too modern. Spy uses carrier pigeons.

[realmenhatelife]

Same here - I guess Ronnie B has super secret server access that we dont!

The secret is you go there before you announce it, O&A used to do that all the time with porn sites.

[disneyspy]

Howdy Spy - no package yet. Did you send it by pony express?

it oinkey got to the pony part when it hit your neck o the woods there deliverance

[CountryBob]

it oinkey got to the pony part when it hit your neck o the woods there deliverance

Me playing the banjo the other day with a stranger....

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[disneyspy]

Too modern. Spy uses carrier pigeons.

dont you need to run somewhere and tell some greeks the persians are coming

[LeedsJr]

dont you need to run somewhere and tell some greeks the persians are coming

Good one.

[disneyspy]

"earl was my waiter"

?

[sailor]

I think Ron's thinking of the world series with planting celebs from new shows.

[sailor]

Why would you bring a hooker to the super bowl?

[CountryBob]

I think Ron's thinking of the world series with planting celebs from new shows.

Or when Fringe had the Observer show up at random sporting events...

[CountryBob]

Why would you bring a hooker to the super bowl?

Handy in the seat
Quickie in the bathroom
Finger pop-ing during the 2 minute warning?

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

raise the fist of the...

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k528/skcirdell/rock.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Meg Ryan was so hot before she fucked herself up with plastic surgery.

[sailor]

Or when Fringe had the Observer show up at random sporting events...

Don't rune it.

[CountryBob]

Meg Ryan was so hot before she fucked herself up with plastic surgery.

so true :down:

[sailor]

Handy in the seat
Quickie in the bathroom
Finger pop-ing during the 2 minute warning?

Just seems a waste of a ticket and a hooker both.

[Furtherman]

i cant believe i zoomed in and found dave

Do we have you to thank for this?

[CountryBob]

Just seems a waste of a ticket and a hooker both.

I now agree - what a waste of both.

My guess was for an ego boost - for someone who isnt confident.

[realmenhatelife]

Just seems a waste of a ticket and a hooker both.

I think you could take a regular girl to the superbowl and it would be a pretty sure thing.

[sailor]

I now agree - what a waste of both.

My guess was for an ego boost - for someone who isnt confident.

And you know she'd just try to yap in your ear for four hours.

[CountryBob]

And you know she'd just try to yap in your ear for four hours.

That would bug me if a true hooker - I only tolerate constant yapping from regular girls just to be able to get the prize. If Im paying for the prize - no yapping constantly.

[disneyspy]

Do we have you to thank for this?


i didnt know about this pic til they talked about it on the show

[disneyspy]

the nice thing about a hooker is you dont have to buy her flowers, take her out to dinner and a movie, listen to her and pretend like you give a shit just to plant

[realmenhatelife]

the nice thing about a hooker is you dont have to buy her flowers, take her out to dinner and a movie, listen to her and pretend like you give a shit just to plant

You could also get into an abusive relationship and get the saem benefits.

[JerseyRich]

the nice thing about a hooker is you dont have to buy her flowers, take her out to dinner and a movie, listen to her and pretend like you give a shit just to plant
You are so fuckin smooth.

[CountryBob]

the nice thing about a hooker is you dont have to buy her flowers, take her out to dinner and a movie, listen to her and pretend like you give a shit just to plant

I'd love to have a hooker to call on every now and then around here.

I have went the escort route but sometimes, you dont get the whole deal - just a chick that will fuck around naked but not Fuck!

[Furtherman]

i didnt know about this pic til they talked about it on the show

Well then no thanks to you.

[disneyspy]

waaaaaaazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaap

[Furtherman]

Shark has been getting caught a lot lately. Me thinks he needs new tactics.

[JerseyRich]

Shark has been getting caught a lot lately. Me thinks he needs new tactics.
It's easy when there's new interns.

But Fred is a VETERAN now!

[sailor]

"live read out"? Wow.

[Dell]

It's easy when there's new interns.

But Fred is a VETERAN now!

Fred is the bestest ever...I really enjoy that monotone boy

[LeedsJr]

"live read out"? Wow.

Yeah. Let's get on with the big announcement already.

[CountryBob]

Went to get my trash can from the curb yesterday and noticed a pink pair of thong panties laying in my yard. So, I picked them up and instictively spreaded them out and looked inside. Didnt know that I was standing a few feet out in the street and had 2 cars stopped and watching.

Im such a creep when I dont even know it.

[Crispy123]

13 year old AIDs girls are hot.

[LeedsJr]

Fred is the bestest ever...I really enjoy that monotone boy

Fred is radio gold.

[JerseyRich]

HAHAHA!

Zito is "Touchin Stuff Guy!"

[realmenhatelife]

Went to get my trash can from the curb yesterday and noticed a pink pair of thong panties laying in my yard. So, I picked them up and instictively spreaded them out and looked inside. Didnt know that I was standing a few feet out in the street and had 2 cars stopped and watching.

Im such a creep when I dont even know it.

My instinct is not to touch random discarded panties. You dont pick up used, tied off rubbers and sniff them do you?

[Dell]

Went to get my trash can from the curb yesterday and noticed a pink pair of thong panties laying in my yard. So, I picked them up and instictively spreaded them out and looked inside. Didnt know that I was standing a few feet out in the street and had 2 cars stopped and watching.

Im such a creep when I dont even know it.

played 17 holes of golf before noticing that thong panties were on my towel from the dryer (it rained the previous day)...there were jokes coming my way for a while after that

[Furtherman]

I saw this circus video... I have no idea how that motorcyclist DIDN'T know that wire was there.

[sailor]

My instinct is not to touch random discarded panties. You dont pick up used, tied off rubbers and sniff them do you?

Leave catfish alone.

[Furtherman]

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[Dell]

pointy part of the pen in the ear just made me cringe...weird, wouldn't have thought that would make me cringe

[JerseyRich]

Mmmm...random used panties.

[CountryBob]

My instinct is not to touch random discarded panties. You dont pick up used, tied off rubbers and sniff them do you?

No way!

I didnt even think of what I was doing. And I was holding them at the edges with my finger tips and since I was getting the trash, I was in store for a good hand scrubbing immediately.

[CountryBob]

played 17 holes of golf before noticing that thong panties were on my towel from the dryer (it rained the previous day)...there were jokes coming my way for a while after that

haha - nice!

[CountryBob]

Taco Bell Time :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Ok, I'm starting to get that moderates is a joke that I dont especially get.

[LeedsJr]

Ok, if this can't drag Fez into the show, it's over, Johnny.

[Gutter]

That'd be a "whale shark" Ron.

[Furtherman]

"I decided to tell my mom I was a rapist." :lol:


Wow that made me guffaw.

[JerseyRich]

UCB Fred of Burke, Virginia...known rapist.

[realmenhatelife]

Die Antwoord is too fucking creepy for me, to give you some idea.

[CountryBob]

This music is shit!

[Dell]

just got back from getting my lunch...is the lyrics in this song they're playing

"I drink your (never mind...don't need another mod quote)

but is it what she's saying?

[disneyspy]

waaaaaassssssaaaaaaaap ma ninjas

[CountryBob]

Great restraint Dell

[realmenhatelife]

just got back from getting my lunch...is the lyrics in this song they're playing

"I drink your (never mind...don't need another mod quote)

but is it what she's saying?

I fink youre freeky (and I like it a lot)

[LeedsJr]

This is getting painful.

WHAT'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT ALREADY!!!

[realmenhatelife]

Here, we can all be creeped out together

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[CountryBob]

Today's show is like a stalled out sailboat with no wind to fill its sails

[Dell]

I fink youre freeky (and I like it a lot)

ahhhh...I had the "and I like it a lot," but I thought the other part was her opinion about peepee...

[disneyspy]

This is getting painful.

WHAT'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT ALREADY!!!


my balls are kinda itchy

[JerseyRich]

South Africans are the worst of all Africans.

[Dell]

This is getting painful.

WHAT'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT ALREADY!!!

that they...WANTED TO KEEP YOUR INTEREST IN THE SHOW THROUGH FEBRUARY

you're welcome

[Manning, Esq.]

Well ... Lookey here. Guess I'll stay awhile though.

[realmenhatelife]

South Africans are the worst of all Africans.

I used to work with this 40 year old South African guy and he was the biggest creep. He was locked into this awful marriage because of shared debt, got laid off so was working at starbucks with me, used to blatantly stare at all the girls and had a huge crush on this 19 year old chick that worked with us. For Christmas he gave her a dvd of this movie about an secret intergenerational relationship, and something in the card like "dont show your parents."

[sailor]

That music before the break was horrendous.

[Dell]

I used to work with this 40 year old South African guy and he was the biggest creep. He was locked into this awful marriage because of shared debt, got laid off so was working at starbucks with me, used to blatantly stare at all the girls and had a huge crush on this 19 year old chick that worked with us. For Christmas he gave her a dvd of this movie about an secret intergenerational relationship, and something in the card like "dont show your parents."

creepy, maybe...but they obviously know how to bring the sexy

[Gutter]

I used to work with this 40 year old South African guy and he was the biggest creep. He was locked into this awful marriage because of shared debt, got laid off so was working at starbucks with me, used to blatantly stare at all the girls and had a huge crush on this 19 year old chick that worked with us. For Christmas he gave her a dvd of this movie about an secret intergenerational relationship, and something in the card like "dont show your parents."

seems legit.

[JerseyRich]

I'm not surprised that creeps work at Starbucks.

[Dell]

Well ... Lookey here. Guess I'll stay awhile though.

welcome back esquire...one day, no see

[Gutter]

If Zito looses, he wears Fezzies beard.

[sailor]

seems legit.

2 legit

[LeedsJr]

ahhhh...I had the "and I like it a lot," but I thought the other part was her opinion about peepee...

Your version is more entertaining.

[JerseyRich]

Doesn't Patti work at Starbucks?

Nuff said.

[LeedsJr]

my balls are kinda itchy

that they...WANTED TO KEEP YOUR INTEREST IN THE SHOW THROUGH FEBRUARY

you're welcome

:lol:

[Gutter]

2 legit

http://www.chapatimystery.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/36286.jpg

[JerseyRich]

This was a bit from Billy on the Street...a Funny or Die show on IFC.

[Gutter]

This was a bit from Billy on the Street...a Funny or Die show on IFC.


Billy on the Street is on some random start up cable channel now....G4 maybe? Fucking hilarious.

[A.J.]

South Africans are the worst of all Africans.

Not Ronnie Mervis! (http://www.mervisdiamond.com/)

[JerseyRich]

Billy on the Street is on some random start up cable channel now....G4 maybe? Fucking hilarious.
it's on IFC.

[disneyspy]

This was a bit from Billy on the Street...a Funny or Die show on IFC.

i like being ahead of the curve

[Gutter]

I think Fez just had a mod quote.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm not surprised that creeps work at Starbucks.

In defense of the creep it was in a big mall and the women were unbelievable. Every girl that was too smoking hot to develop ANY skills in life works at high end clothing stores in the mall, and has to wear that unrealistic shit to work. And they all get coffee first thing in the morning.


Not in defense of the creep the girl he was obsessed with was not a pretty girl at all, it was a freak scene.

[LeedsJr]

I think Fez just had a mod quote.

I did notice they both named all guys. Coupla astronauts.

[realmenhatelife]

I think they show Billy on the Street on Fuse too. I watched it once, it's bizarre.

[Manning, Esq.]

It's not white people on the mouth, Fez. It's future white people; and, only if they strike the ovum just right.

[Gutter]

Wow that was close....I thought Fez was going to say he's gotta put that Qtip somewhere else before he takes a piss. haha

[JerseyRich]

I think they show Billy on the Street on Fuse too. I watched it once, it's bizarre.
I just saw it for the first time this past Friday and I was crackin the fuck up.

So random and funny.

But I can see it getting old really quick.

[Gutter]

I think they show Billy on the Street on Fuse too. I watched it once, it's bizarre.

That's the channel.

[LeedsJr]

Doesn't Ron give Fez shit about dated references?

[Manning, Esq.]

No Q-Tip?!? Nooooo!!

What, then, can I do if I have to talk about the times when I rhyme?

[Warren Peace]

Lem from The Shield
Wallace from The Wire

[LeedsJr]

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[Manning, Esq.]

Doesn't Ron give Fez shit about dated references?

Yup. That'd be ... um ... Let's see ... Item #D-25,562 on the list of shit-givings.

[disneyspy]

charlie on LOST

[Manning, Esq.]

Error establishing a database connection

Jon?

[Warren Peace]

Doesn't Ron give Fez shit about dated references?

Hold on, a J Geils Band live song is coming on...Ron's gotta sing!!

[JerseyRich]

I wish Hicks was humming songs again.

[Gutter]

Just a heads up.....anyone still trying to watch Boardwalk Empire, maybe you should take a walk for a few minutes.

[Lemieux66]

No matter what the list is about, it always comes back to Ron being too hip for anything on it.

[CountryBob]

Winter is coming!

[Furtherman]

Omar doesn't work in the "too soon" category. It was the 5th, and last, season of The Wire. It may have been a surprise, but it wasn't unexpected.


Now Ned Stark, THAT was unexpected.

[sailor]

Kept waiting for Ned not to be killed.

[Manning, Esq.]

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Honestly, I'm embarrassed for them at this point. I chide away, but it does have some content value, as well as a rather unique minimalistic appearance. It could be useful on entire gerater level if it didn't carry the technological anchors that, on a daily basis, make it inoperable. Pages with more than one video are archaic, in terms of accessibility.

After nearly a half year, it should be seen as inexcusable. For the Master(s) to ignore the current popularity that causes the Errors reflects on its long-term reliability and credibility. How can the thing build, as any successful radio audience mechanism should, when it ignores the service to even its early adopters.

Truth bomb, released.

[disneyspy]

Omar doesn't work in the "too soon" category. It was the 5th, and last, season of The Wire. It may have been a surprise, but it wasn't unexpected.


Now Ned Stark, THAT was unexpected.

I THINK THERE WERE ONLY 4 SEASONS OF the wire

[Manning, Esq.]

Winter is coming!

Oooooo. I'm rooting for your referral to Johnny, because Edgar probably gets enough chicks already.

[Dell]

I THINK THERE WERE ONLY 4 SEASONS OF the wire

you fail that geek test...five seasons and I think there were only three episodes after Omar died (so, he almost made it through the whole thing)

[Warren Peace]

"He's kind of a good guy...for a cop". Jesus, Ron.

[disneyspy]

you fail that geek test...five seasons and I think there were only three episodes after Omar died (so, he almost made it through the whole thing)

haahaahaha,i just looked it up,i cant believe i watched 4 seasons and thought i had seen it all,need to torrent season 5 STAT!

[sailor]

Omar doesn't work in the "too soon" category. It was the 5th, and last, season of The Wire. It may have been a surprise, but it wasn't unexpected.

like on the sopranos, tony should have been killed with like a year left.

[sailor]

Echo wasn't on lost enough to make that list. I'd go with charlie.

[disneyspy]

Echo wasn't on lost enough to make that list. I'd go with charlie.

completely agree and mr echo wasnt that great of a character anyway,charlie was so likeable i think i cried when he drowned,mr echo- it was no big deal

[jennysmurf]

:bye: I apparently don't watch anything that anyone else watches.

[realmenhatelife]

The Wire people have such a gigantic asshole factor. We get it, it's good, I'll watch it when I'm damn well good and ready. Stop acting like I opted out of the polio vaccine.






Forget Ecko, when they killed Adibisi on Oz it fucked that show up royal. Thats when it went totally wacky.

[LeedsJr]

like on the sopranos, tony should have been killed with like a year left.

I think the Sopranos should have only been the first 2 seasons.

[CountryBob]

Oooooo. I'm rooting for your referral to Johnny, because Edgar probably gets enough chicks already.

haha - nice!

[CountryBob]

Omar doesn't work in the "too soon" category. It was the 5th, and last, season of The Wire. It may have been a surprise, but it wasn't unexpected.


Now Ned Stark, THAT was unexpected.

Kept waiting for Ned not to be killed.

After reading the series - no one is safe from being killed off.

[disneyspy]

:bye: I apparently don't watch anything that anyone else watches.

is there someone on your teletubbies show you miss?

[CountryBob]

:bye: I apparently don't watch anything that anyone else watches.

:bye:

[CountryBob]

The Wire people have such a gigantic asshole factor. We get it, it's good, I'll watch it when I'm damn well good and ready. Stop acting like I opted out of the polio vaccine.

Forget Ecko, when they killed Adibisi on Oz it fucked that show up royal. Thats when it went totally wacky.

Haha - great line!

[jennysmurf]

Haha - great line!

I liked it too. Some people have such a way with words--and I feel the same way about people yelling at me for not watching The Wire.

[disneyspy]

i love how they brought the word faggot into the conversation

[Gutter]

After reading the series - no one is safe from being killed off.

ANNNNNND lets just stop right there. Season 1 was ruuuuuuned for me, so I'm really trying to not hear anything about season 2 thanks. For some reason people just can't fucking stop talking to me about the god damned books after they hear I've watched the first season of the show.

[sailor]

completely agree and mr echo wasnt that great of a character anyway,charlie was so likeable i think i cried when he drowned,mr echo- it was no big deal

And much like Ned stark I kept waiting for him not to die.

[jennysmurf]

i love how they brought the word faggot into the conversation

I'm sitting here giggling like a little girl. I'm in on the joke!!!:clap:

[Gutter]

i love how they brought the word faggot into the conversation

Zito said he can say it 10 times before Fez says anything when Fez was in the isolation chamber.

[disneyspy]

Zito said he can say it 10 times before Fez says anything when Fez was in the isolation chamber.

yes,thank you gutter,i know

[sailor]

ANNNNNND lets just stop right there. Season 1 was ruuuuuuned for me, so I'm really trying to not hear anything about season 2 thanks. For some reason people just can't fucking stop talking to me about the god damned books after they hear I've watched the first season of the show.

Last season I could t go into the show thread because people insisted on talking about the fucking books and ruining shit.

[Gutter]

yes,thank you gutter,i know

I figured.

[CountryBob]

ANNNNNND lets just stop right there. Season 1 was ruuuuuuned for me, so I'm really trying to not hear anything about season 2 thanks. For some reason people just can't fucking stop talking to me about the god damned books after they hear I've watched the first season of the show.

I purposely didnt say who or when or how for those that havent had the pleasure to read the books..

[realmenhatelife]

The problem with calling this Henry Blake syndrome is MASH almost always got better when they got rid of people

Potter > Blake
Winchester > Frank Burns
BJ Honeycut > Trapper

But straight Klinger is not better than Radar.

[disneyspy]

Last season I could t go into the show thread because people insisted on talking about the fucking books and ruining shit.

that damn stanupshaw book readin little girl bitch

[Dell]

completely agree and mr echo wasnt that great of a character anyway,charlie was so likeable i think i cried when he drowned,mr echo- it was no big deal

teeheehee...cry baby

[CountryBob]

Last season I could t go into the show thread because people insisted on talking about the fucking books and ruining shit.

What assholes!

[sailor]

They're like the math police.

[Gutter]

Last season I could t go into the show thread because people insisted on talking about the fucking books and ruining shit.

made that mistake once and the ned stark thing just smacked me in the face....it was right after the first episode. I was so pissed. It was done in a totally unnecessary way too.

[CountryBob]

Officially a MASH hater!

A comedy that really bummed me out

[Lemieux66]

"I think it was Raven Symone"

Love Fred :laugh:

[sailor]

What assholes!

I think you were the worst. Maybe my memory is wrong.

And it's funny how people say anyone can die. Duh. The only person I DIDN'T expect to die was Ned. I don't care if any other characters live or die.

[disneyspy]

made that mistake once and the ned stark thing just smacked me in the face....it was right after the first episode. I was so pissed. It was done in a totally unnecessary way too.

i think it was from reading ispy and your reaction why i stayed out of that thread

[Dell]

The problem with calling this Henry Blake syndrome is MASH almost always got better when they got rid of people

Potter > Blake
Winchester > Frank Burns
BJ Honeycut > Trapper

But straight Klinger is not better than Radar.

I only agree with the Klinger assessment...Honeycut > Trapper (poleeeease)

[Gutter]

I purposely didnt say who or when or how for those that havent had the pleasure to read the books..

I know.....appreciate that....I was just trying to get there first because it's even happened to me when I go out. Someone will say, "Did you watch Game of Thrones" and then they'll follow up with, "Well just wait till season 2 because in the books, blah blah blah" I don't know what it is about that show, but people who have read the books are just dying to ruin shit for the people who are watching the show.

This conversation happens a lot too:

OHHH but the books are so much better.

yes, I know....that's why I'm watching the show first because I don't want the books to make me not like the show. the books are always better. now shuuuuuudddddddaaaaap.

[Gutter]

i think it was from reading ispy and your reaction why i stayed out of that thread

well I'm glad to have saved some of you from the horror.

[Dell]

Officially a MASH hater!

A comedy that really bummed me out

our mother wouldn't let us watch it for the longest time...she was still hurting from losses in Vietnam and didn't think it was an appropriate comedy setting

[CountryBob]

I think you were the worst. Maybe my memory is wrong.

And it's funny how people say anyone can die. Duh. The only person I DIDN'T expect to die was Ned. I don't care if any other characters live or die.

maybe you need to re-read that thread. I had no idea what was going on and didnt start reading the books until after the season 1 was over. Thank you very much!

[Gutter]

Grandma Fez!!!!!!!

[disneyspy]

last sunday i had friends over and i was showing one guy some stuff about tivo,he saw i had recorded the michigan/michigan state game and had to comment on how it wasnt worth watching cuz state took an early lead and kept it for the whole game

[jennysmurf]

our mother wouldn't let us watch it for the longest time...she was still hurting from losses in Vietnam and didn't think it was an appropriate comedy setting

How did she feel about Hogan's Heroes?

[realmenhatelife]

I only agree with the Klinger assessment...Honeycut > Trapper (poleeeease)

I dont like TV Trapper, he was just Hawkeye part 2. I like Elliot Gould as trapper. But I liked that Honeycut had family stuff going on. Like when he was worried that the handyman would start banging Kate.

[CountryBob]

last sunday i had friends over and i was showing one guy some stuff about tivo,he saw i had recorded the michigan/michigan state game and had to comment on how it wasnt worth watching cuz state took an early lead and kept it for the whole game

In our society today with social networking and media at the touch of our fingertips - some people unconsciously babble information witout thinking first.

Or they are just assholes.

[Dell]

ron didn't finish his "have you met my friend fungi" joke...I want the punch line

fez's reaction to the fag gag was anti-climatic...

[jennysmurf]

ron didn't finish his "have you met my friend fungi" joke...I want the punch line

fez's reaction to the fag gag was anti-climatic...

I feel let-down too.

P.S. I hate the "wassup" callers now.

[Gutter]

In our society today with social networking and media at the touch of our fingertips - some people unconsciously babble information witout thinking first.

Or they are just assholes.

One of my bosses ruined a season of Hell's Kitchen for me. Then I found out she hadn't seen Marley and Me. Walked into her office and said, "OOhhh you're going to watch that tonight? guess what? THE DOG FUCKING DIES".

and we were even.

[Dell]

How did she feel about Hogan's Heroes?

she preferred Bob Crane's other films...

[Dell]

where did they get the giants on the plane footage...we all knew they took a bus

[realmenhatelife]

One of my bosses ruined a season of Hell's Kitchen for me. Then I found out she hadn't seen Marley and Me. Walked into her office and said, "OOhhh you're going to watch that tonight? guess what? THE DOG FUCKING DIES".

and we were even.

Another Starbucks story. Retired mailman who just hangs out and talks at you all day says "You guys see Rocky Balboa yet?"

I say no but the guy I'm working with "Oh no, but I cant wait. Me and my friend love Rocky, and I promised I would wait till he comes up from DC this weekend so we can see it together."

Mailman "Oh it was great, you dont even care that he loses at the end."


Then when the guy got pissed the mailman literally waved him off and said "Oh please."

[Gutter]

Another Starbucks story. Retired mailman who just hangs out and talks at you all day says "You guys see Rocky Balboa yet?"

I say no but the guy I'm working with "Oh no, but I cant wait. Me and my friend love Rocky, and I promised I would wait till he comes up from DC this weekend so we can see it together."

Mailman "Oh it was great, you dont even care that he loses at the end."


Then when the guy got pissed the mailman literally waved him off and said "Oh please."

Shoulda dumped a hot Venti latte in his lap.

[jennysmurf]

she preferred Bob Crane's other films...

I am SO telling Mom!

[Dell]

Another Starbucks story. Retired mailman who just hangs out and talks at you all day says "You guys see Rocky Balboa yet?"

I say no but the guy I'm working with "Oh no, but I cant wait. Me and my friend love Rocky, and I promised I would wait till he comes up from DC this weekend so we can see it together."

Mailman "Oh it was great, you dont even care that he loses at the end."


Then when the guy got pissed the mailman literally waved him off and said "Oh please."

idiot kid behind me in the theater had seen Bad News Bears before and yelled out the ending...I was soooo pissed

[sailor]

maybe you need to re-read that thread. I had no idea what was going on and didnt start reading the books until after the season 1 was over. Thank you very much!

I said maybe I was wrong.

[Manning, Esq.]

Ron prefers to work at night?? Cause he's got a ton of energy, at night???? Aaand, there's something afoot for RF and 105?????

Speculate! Speculate!

[Gutter]

idiot kid behind me in the theater had seen Bad News Bears before and yelled out the ending...I was soooo pissed

That's a beating. Then I take the 11 bucks I just spent out of that persons wallet and leave the theater.

[realmenhatelife]

In my neck of the woods we're getting less than an inch of snow and I want to hate punch the shit out of anyone trying to make a big deal about it.

[sailor]

One of my bosses ruined a season of Hell's Kitchen for me. Then I found out she hadn't seen Marley and Me. Walked into her office and said, "OOhhh you're going to watch that tonight? guess what? THE DOG FUCKING DIES".

and we were even.

Who didn't know that?

[Dell]

oh goody goody...it's singalong time

[jennysmurf]

I loved the 90's. I RULED the 90's!!

[realmenhatelife]

It should be noted that the name of the feature is "Ask me Anything" and the premise is you can ask the celeb anything.

[Dell]

I loved the 90's. I RULED the 90's!!

my second child was born in 91, so I was ruled in the 90's...

[Gutter]

Who didn't know that?

She didn't. She's one of those, "all I know about outside of my job is one or two tv shows because I'm in bed by 8pm because I live three hours from where I work and have to get up super fucking early because my life is my job" kind of people. You know, one of those types.

[jennysmurf]

my second child was born in 91, so I was ruled in the 90's...

You're old!:laugh:











But some of the kids I was a nanny for are now in college.:down:

[sailor]

She didn't. She's one of those, "all I know about outside of my job is one or two tv shows because I'm in bed by 8pm because I live three hours from where I work and have to get up super fucking early because my life is my job" kind of people. You know, one of those types.

At least she was up on hell's kitchen.

[Manning, Esq.]

I loved the 90's. I RULED the 90's!!

Bet.

It's Nineteen-Ninety-Twenty-Two this year for me, too.

[Dell]

She didn't. She's one of those, "all I know about outside of my job is one or two tv shows because I'm in bed by 8pm because I live three hours from where I work and have to get up super fucking early because my life is my job" kind of people. You know, one of those types.

going to bed at 8pm is possibly the saddest thing I've ever read...

[sailor]

I worked 11a-7p and it was the best. Also did 11p-7a and wanted to die.

[Gutter]

At least she was up on hell's kitchen.

yea, just the important stuff on tv. haha

[realmenhatelife]

I got a load for "spoiling" an episode of Top Chef this season a day after it aired. I watched it on DVR too, what do you want? Now I only bring up Padma's silly outfits and Gales envy cleavage.





I want to go back to the 90s to date, I love those girls. Well I guess I want to go back to being in my early mid to late 20s and then go back to the 90s and date. I dont want to 30s date in the 90s. God I would move to the pacific northwest and drive hard to the hole on Janet Weiss or Carrie Brownstein.

[Gutter]

going to bed at 8pm is possibly the saddest thing I've ever read...

It's even sadder if you know how awful this job is. This company doesn't care about anyone that works here, so to see someone care that much in return of nothing is just a bummer. Also, when you live 2 1/2 hours from where you work you're kind of fucking yourself over.

[LeedsJr]

I never understood why this song was such a big hit.

[Manning, Esq.]

I never understand why this song was such a big hit.

Guess you're too proud to beg, too.

[Warren Peace]

It's even sadder if you know how awful this job is. This company doesn't care about anyone that works here, so to see someone care that much in return of nothing is just a bummer. Also, when you live 2 1/2 hours from where you work you're kind of fucking yourself over.

*hangs head in shame*

[CountryBob]

I said maybe I was wrong.

That's why I didnt leave a flaming bag of shit on your doorstep after ringing the door bell.

[Manning, Esq.]

Reditors??

ugh

[CountryBob]

It's even sadder if you know how awful this job is. This company doesn't care about anyone that works here, so to see someone care that much in return of nothing is just a bummer. Also, when you live 2 1/2 hours from where you work you're kind of fucking yourself over.

Been there - done that.


Current job I have I took to work in my hometown - but it came at a price - a 70% paycut.

It made mental sense at the time but my financial situation has made me think it was a bad move... :down:

[sailor]

That's why I didnt leave a flaming bag of shit on your doorstep after ringing the door bell.

Ha, like I live in a house.

[realmenhatelife]

[/B]

Been there - done that.


Current job I have I took to work in my hometown - but it came at a price - a 70% paycut.

It made mental sense at the time but my financial situation has made me think it was a bad move... :down:

Why wouldn't you just move closer to work?

[disneyspy]

I worked 11a-7p and it was the best. Also did 11p-7a and wanted to die.

back in 05,i worked 6PM to 4AM making car parts one winter,i wanted to kill someone

[CountryBob]

Every now and then I hang out with a chick that was raped in her past and it shocks me how many rape jokes I make during a normal day because I immediately cringe if I do it in front of her.

I have been working on new material now and leaving out the rape jokes.

I blame Jim Norton

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

[realmenhatelife]

I have seen so many fights on Septa totally go somewhere else. Like woman screaming at her kids, guy screams at the woman to shut up, not she's gonna yell at him until someones stop comes up.


Standing on a platform and everyone is watching this family with a toddler walk the tracks, for like a whole minute before someone yells "Get that baby off the tracks." and the mom just yells back "Aw go fuck yourself." Because someone objected to her toddler walking fucking train tracks.

[CountryBob]

Why wouldn't you just move closer to work?

That was the alternative I faced for over 2 years.

The job was in a super rural area and all of the area between my town and the job sucks a bag of dicks. I grew up there and left in 1990 - so no way I was gonna move back.

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :o

Did you bring interview realness?

[CountryBob]

hey buddays :o

Well, look who showed up late to the early bird buffet.

How did the interview go?

[sailor]

back in 05,i worked 6PM to 4AM making car parts one winter,i wanted to kill someone

I was exhausted for two straight years.

[Dell]

Every now and then I hang out with a chick that was raped in her past and it shocks me how many rape jokes I make during a normal day because I immediately cringe if I do it in front of her.

I have been working on new material now and leaving out the rape jokes.

I blame Jim Norton

playing poker the other night, I made a gay reference as I remembered one of my friends at the table is a closet gay...his "going along with it" attitude made it even more uncomfortable

[Warren Peace]

[/B]

Been there - done that.


Current job I have I took to work in my hometown - but it came at a price - a 70% paycut.

It made mental sense at the time but my financial situation has made me think it was a bad move... :down:

That's what I'm doing now. Anywhere from 2 hours to 2 1/2 hours.

[Manning, Esq.]

playing poker the other night, I made a gay reference as I remembered one of my friends at the table is a closet gay...his "going along with it" attitude made it even more uncomfortable

At least he didn't make things the most uncomfortable for you.

[disneyspy]

hey did i tell you guys about this peurta rican chick i know?

[Dell]

"iggles" game...don't know if I'll ever get used to that

[Misteriosa]

Did you bring interview realness?
i tried :o i wore earnings and a bracelet and everything.
Well, look who showed up late to the early bird buffet.

How did the interview go?
i think it went well. i'm in a pool of candidates. i will hear something in 2 weeks. the lady did say i was the one she liked the best so far, as far as personality goes. i am missing a few of the skill that are needed. i can pick them up really quickly tho.

[Misteriosa]

That's what I'm doing now. Anywhere from 2 hours to 2 1/2 hours.

if this new job comes thru, i may have a commute that long. :down:

[Gutter]

I have seen so many fights on Septa totally go somewhere else. Like woman screaming at her kids, guy screams at the woman to shut up, not she's gonna yell at him until someones stop comes up.


Standing on a platform and everyone is watching this family with a toddler walk the tracks, for like a whole minute before someone yells "Get that baby off the tracks." and the mom just yells back "Aw go fuck yourself." Because someone objected to her toddler walking fucking train tracks.

I yelled at dude this morning who stopped the elevator that goes down to the train platform for the Light Rail. he makes everyone on the elevator miss their train and then starts walking across the tracks. Fucking asshole didn't even need to catch a train....just needed to get the elevator like a fucking six year old instead of waiting another thirty seconds. I really wanted to punch him in the fucking face.

[CountryBob]

playing poker the other night, I made a gay reference as I remembered one of my friends at the table is a closet gay...his "going along with it" attitude made it even more uncomfortable

I have a first cousin that is gay and his partner have come to all family get togethers for years. It is almost a guarantee that I will make some dirogatory gay joke or reference and I hate myself for it - i dont want to make them feel uncomfortable at all but it just comes out.

OK - so I have identified that I tell too many rape and gay jokes. need to work on that more...

[sailor]

Skills are over-rated. It's all about personality.

[CountryBob]

if this new job comes thru, i may have a commute that long. :down:

Too bad you wouldnt be re-locating to TN :wub:

[jennysmurf]

Too bad you wouldnt be re-locating to TN :wub:

This thread just got creepier...

[Misteriosa]

Too bad you wouldnt be re-locating to TN :wub:

ive been to TN. i felt so uncomfortable there. :down:

[LeedsJr]

I have a first cousin that is gay and his partner have come to all family get togethers for years. It is almost a guarantee that I will make some dirogatory gay joke or reference and I hate myself for it - i dont want to make them feel uncomfortable at all but it just comes out.

OK - so I have identified that I tell too many rape and gay jokes. need to work on that more...

Don't forget the panty-sniffing in your front yard.

[CountryBob]

Skills are over-rated. It's all about personality.

and being able to be trained for the job easily.

[Warren Peace]

if this new job comes thru, i may have a commute that long. :down:

It's not for everybody...I'm fortunate that I love my job....that and the paycheck.

[disneyspy]

ive been to TN. i felt so uncomfortable there. :down:

cuz you knew cbob was near?

[Manning, Esq.]

i think it went well. i'm in a pool of candidates. i will hear something in 2 weeks. the lady did say i was the one she liked the best so far, as far as personality goes. i am missing a few of the skill that are needed. i can pick them up really quickly tho.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-12HNe6Ri80c/TwP6-iYDDqI/AAAAAAAAAsw/sPqqxwjGCmw/s1600/20090916_fingers_crossed.jpg

[CountryBob]

ive been to TN. i felt so uncomfortable there. :down:

My creepiness is so strong - my whole state gives off the vibe.

[sailor]

This thread just got creepier...

Yeah, backread the first page, Misti.

[LeedsJr]

This thread just got creepier...

Don't forget the panty-sniffing in your front yard.

I'm guessing I didn't help matters any.

[Manning, Esq.]

ive been to TN. i felt so uncomfortable there. :down:

I'm starting a pool about where you pointed while you typed, "there."

[Misteriosa]

I have a first cousin that is gay and his partner have come to all family get togethers for years. It is almost a guarantee that I will make some dirogatory gay joke or reference and I hate myself for it - i dont want to make them feel uncomfortable at all but it just comes out.

OK - so I have identified that I tell too many rape and gay jokes. need to work on that more...

just pretend you are at work. you would not be able to tell those kinds of jokes in HR right?

[disneyspy]

Yeah, backread the first page, Misti.

her name is jenny

[sailor]

and being able to be trained for the job easily.

My first accounting job I talked college basketball with the controller for 30 minutes of the 35 minute interview.

[sailor]

her name is jenny

Yes, I know. She was here the whole time. Her speaking of creepy reminded me misti should check out the first page

[LeedsJr]

My creepiness is so strong - my whole state gives off the vibe.

Can't be all bad...

http://whiskeygoldmine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jack-daniels-logo-pic.jpg

[CountryBob]

just pretend you are at work. you would not be able to tell those kinds of jokes in HR right?

Correct. HR people are usually the worst in the personal lives.
We have to abide by the rules 100% of the time at work but when I am on my own time - Katy bar the door!

I am one of those guys when I feel comfortable around you, I cuss a lot and tell bad jokes.

Only until I find out if i have offended you and I try my best to never do it again.

[CountryBob]

For the record - I didnt not and would not have sniffed those panties. Just looked at them - that is all...

[Misteriosa]

Yes, I know. She was here the whole time. Her speaking of creepy reminded me misti should check out the first page

:sad: i need a beer...

[Manning, Esq.]

I have a sudden urge to...

Go AWOL!!

[CountryBob]

My gay cousin and partner walks in my neighborhood and I was out side the other day when I heard a dog yelp. I turned around and it was them walking their dog and the dog had booties on its feet, a sweater and a hat like thing on.

I just couldnt help but laugh

[realmenhatelife]

I was terrible at little league, but it was fun. That's why I showed up. Also, as a little kid, you know you're not good but you also dont understand you're bad.

[Lemieux66]

I really hope "the shitties" catches on as the term for players beyond the 6th man :laugh:

[Manning, Esq.]

My gay cousin and partner walks in my neighborhood and I was out side the other day when I heard a dog yelp.


Whew!!! I was really pleased to read that the story continued.