Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/9/12 - Into the Woods

[Gutter]

you haven't read his sig...

hahahahaha nice.

[underdog]

are you listening with Sailor?

I'm not sure what you mean, but yes. We're actually holding hands.

[JerseyRich]

are you listening with Sailor?
Underdog marches to the beat of a different drummer...

One at the end of the parade.

[Gutter]

Score!

I found an old fashioned Lemonade sucker in my desk - total bliss for about 5 minutes!

you call your penis a lemonade? strange

I think that's just how hillbillys refer to Asain women. They think they're yellow and that sucking is all they're good for. Apparently Bob forgot he was keeping one in his desk.

[CountryBob]

you call your penis a lemonade? strange

Nope - I call it "little bob"

[Manning, Esq.]

Kitty Purry is so snuggly!

Tackle me Iso?

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/katy-perry-13.gif

[jennysmurf]

I'm not sure what you mean, but yes. We're actually holding hands.

*sigh* Am I the only one who understands subtlety? Forget it! I'm not explaining any more jokes for you yokels!

[CountryBob]

Tackle me Iso?

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/katy-perry-13.gif

Good God!:wub:

[CountryBob]

*sigh* Am I the only one who understands subtlety? Forget it! I'm not explaining any more jokes for you yokels!

I'm kinda slower than usual today :down:

[disneyspy]

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x4626916/Asian_woman_peeking_over_desk_at_paperwork_BLD0616 24.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm kinda slower than usual today :down:

May as well take a Mulligan now, since we get the extra day and all this year.

[CountryBob]

I think that's just how hillbillys refer to Asain women. They think they're yellow and that sucking is all they're good for. Apparently Bob forgot he was keeping one in his desk.

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x4626916/Asian_woman_peeking_over_desk_at_paperwork_BLD0616 24.jpg

I like where this is going...

[Misteriosa]

looks like i missed JRich insulting my country and fezzie crying...

[JerseyRich]

That bitch was rubbing her crotch on this camera!

[LeedsJr]

*sigh* Am I the only one who understands subtlety? Forget it! I'm not explaining any more jokes for you yokels!

I don't get it.

[CountryBob]

That bitch was rubbing her crotch on this camera!

Useless without pics!

[JerseyRich]

looks like i missed JRich insulting my country and fezzie crying...
ARe you going to deny that PR is big on dog fighting?

[disneyspy]

That bitch was rubbing her crotch on this camera!

HAHAHAHAAAAHAAHHAHAHAA!!!

[Gutter]

looks like i missed JRich insulting my country and fezzie crying...

Fezzie also ran through his list of "characters" again for a cringey half hour or so.

[Misteriosa]

ARe you going to deny that PR is big on dog fighting?

actually, i think this is more popular:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gwiXbQ4HapM/TJjuzJTNzYI/AAAAAAAABi8/1Z190CtLZLA/s1600/Xingyi+fighting+roosters.jpg

[Recyclerz]

Perfect Fez says Russell Brand should take the money because one partner could wind up with nothing after the partnership breaks up? Looks like Perfect Fez is clairvoyant.

[CountryBob]

Misti - I want you to know that I am trying to do better. I interviewed an attractive woman an hour ago and did not undress her in my mind.

[JerseyRich]

actually, i think this is more popular:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gwiXbQ4HapM/TJjuzJTNzYI/AAAAAAAABi8/1Z190CtLZLA/s1600/Xingyi+fighting+roosters.jpg

Jesus...SOME NSFW tags please!

You're worse than Ryan.

[Dell]

Good God!:wub:

or, Good Surgeon...

[jennysmurf]

I don't get it.

:furious:

[CountryBob]

or, Good Surgeon...

haha - :clap:

Arent they real though??

[Manning, Esq.]

Misti - I want you to know that I am trying to do better. I interviewed an attractive woman an hour ago and did not undress her in my mind.

Nope. It was definitely in your office.

[Dell]

haha - :clap:

Arent they real though??

as my friend says...they are Real nice

[jennysmurf]

Jesus...SOME NSFW tags please!

You're worse than Ryan.

They're not THOSE kind of cocks.:unsure:

[JerseyRich]

They're not THOSE kind of cocks.:unsure:
There you go again...

Explaining the jokes to the yokels.

[Dell]

They're not THOSE kind of cocks.:unsure:

I thought you gave up explaining to the yokels...

[jennysmurf]

There you go again...

Explaining the jokes to the yokels.

I thought you gave up explaining to the yokels...

Sorry, soooorey! Old habits and all....

[Manning, Esq.]

C'mon, Ron. Get real man. Keeping phtos at the office is meant to remind you of why you <strike>should work late</strike> work so hard.

[LeedsJr]

They're not THOSE kind of cocks.:unsure:

I don't get it.

[Crispy123]

been in and out listening but Im officially going to bail gang! :huh:

gots rehearsal for an improv troupe tonight and then a date! :smile:

now I gotta go manscape my balls. :bye:

[JerseyRich]

been in and out listening but Im officially going to bail gang! :huh:

gots rehearsal for an improv troupe tonight and then a date! :smile:

now I gotta go manscape my balls. :bye:
Please stay away from your camera.

Thank you.

[CountryBob]

ROn is so wrong about Katy Perry.

look at Madonna and how long she has been popular.

I am not saying that K Perry is Madonny but I think he is full of shit on this one.

[jennysmurf]

I don't get it.

You'd better be appreciating the fact that I'm so far away and can't smack you upside the head and neck!

[Gutter]

been in and out listening but Im officially going to bail gang! :huh:

gots rehearsal for an improv troupe tonight and then a date! :smile:

now I gotta go manscape my balls. :bye:

don't neglect the gooch.

[Manning, Esq.]

I don't get it.

Oh. I got this one. See, a cock is a plumbing or mechanical device that is usually part of a valve. There are bibcocks, petcocks, and ballcocks. These all help the other components of a system work properly.

[CountryBob]

been in and out listening but Im officially going to bail gang! :huh:

gots rehearsal for an improv troupe tonight and then a date! :smile:

now I gotta go manscape my balls. :bye:

Please stay away from your camera.

Thank you.

Haha - perfect timing!

Pretty confident your gonna get to third base are ya?

[CountryBob]

You'd better be appreciating the fact that I'm so far away and can't smack you upside the head and neck!

Dont forget the neck!

[Manning, Esq.]

been in and out listening but Im officially going to bail gang! :huh:

gots rehearsal for an improv troupe tonight and then a date! :smile:

now I gotta go manscape my balls. :bye:

Me, me, me!

A NASCAR Tea Party! Hahahaha.

[Crispy123]

Please stay away from your camera.

Thank you.

I get it, no means yes! :wink:

Haha - perfect timing!

Pretty confident your gonna get to third base are ya?

she's been sexting me for a week now...so I hope?


now for reals, seeya!

[jennysmurf]

Dont forget the neck!

Do you live near a nuclear waste dump?

[disneyspy]

just doing my part before the donk

[LeedsJr]

Oh. I got this one. See, a cock is a plumbing or mechanical device that is usually part of a valve. There are bibcocks, petcocks, and ballcocks. These all help the other components of a system work properly.

Ooohh! NOW I get it.



I think. :huh:

[CountryBob]

I get it, no means yes! :wink:



she's been sexting me for a week now...so I hope?


now for reals, seeya!

Take pics! (of her, not your manscaping)

[JerseyRich]

Come on...

SO CLOSE TO 300!~

[CountryBob]

Do you live near a nuclear waste dump?

HAhahaha!

Funniest thing said to me in a long time!

Thank you!

[JerseyRich]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

300!

We rule.

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[disneyspy]

wow just barely made it,alright buddays,been nice,have a good one

C'YA!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Danke Freunden!

Der Donk.

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

gotta get some work done!

[CountryBob]

Fairwell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies.....:bye:

[Gutter]

later maters.

[IamFogHat]

I had to go to work right when Fez came back in studio after mistakingly thinking Chris had called him back. But I'm going to assume everything is resolved now and Fez and the show will be A-OKay forever.

[jennysmurf]

I had to go to work right when Fez came back in studio after mistakingly thinking Chris had called him back. But I'm going to assume everything is resolved now and Fez and the show will be A-OKay forever.

Of course it will. Everything's fine. Now go back to sleep.

[sailor]

hey sailor, have you heard that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?

yes.