Ron and Fez Listening Thread 02/10/2012.......Funk This Mutha Ouuuut

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1 866 RON 0 FEZ[/QUOTE]

[disneyspy]

MORNIN BUDDAYS

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1 866 RON 0 FEZ[/QUOTE]


lets do the damn thing

[Manning, Esq.]

thx, G. I was just about to rev this one up (after I F5'd a dozen more times to see who else was on task...).

Funk'ya, Buddays!

[disneyspy]

nice gutter, beat me on no one wants to start a thread friday

[deliciousV]

Morning gentleladies, gentlemen, CBob.

[Gutter]

anytime buddays.....I haven't started one in a while, so my pleasure. Now, lets put the fun back in funky. tssst

[JerseyRich]

Let's get this fucker to 400!

WE CAN DO IT!

[disneyspy]

tsssss i'll put my dick in dickhead

[Gutter]

hahahaha wait wait wait....I've seen this report before and didn't hear any part about this kid blubbering. He should get himself in a gang to toughen up a little.

[Gutter]

Let's get this fucker to 400!

WE CAN DO IT!

I like the way your brain does things.

[Manning, Esq.]

Few things are not used as gang signs in Chicago. There was a group of fellas around my hood that sported the IU Hoosiers logo because it looked like a pitchfork.

Bailers.

[JerseyRich]

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[CountryBob]

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Happy Anniversary to the song that defined the way we all look at Friday's for the rest of our lives!

[A.J.]

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Nice teef.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

this kid sounds like the chubby kid on Goonies when he was crying...HAHAHA

[disneyspy]

hahahhaaaahaa fez has a boy

[deliciousV]

this child is innocent of all charges, fuck Chicago for persecuting the little feller.

[JerseyRich]

Nice teef.
More proof that it's Fez's kid.

[CountryBob]

moaning buddays...:bye:

this kid sounds like the chubby kid on Goonies when he was crying...HAHAHA

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[Dell]

all southern people drawl....what's ron talking about?

[Manning, Esq.]

Happy Anniversary to the song that defined the way we all look at Friday's for the rest of our lives!

Holy Hackiness - A year!?! Didn't believe it so after wiki'ing the thing, I'm even more impressed by how many critics lambasted her parents for merely paying producers to make her a star. After learning that they only ponied up $4k, and kept all the rights for their sweetie, it looks entirely different. Still sounds <strike>shitty</strike> fun, fun, fun, fun.

[disneyspy]

all southern people drawl....what's ron talking about?

tsssss whatchas drawlin? southern flags?

[Melk]

According to the spokesperson with the Chicago police department, the hands are showing a specific gang sign and the heart framing device is apparently also a gang sign.

Why does Chicago celebrate Valentine's Day when there are so many heart shapes everywhere?

He is going to get his $1000 savings bond now.

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[disneyspy]

i know what people in chicago are saying ... bratssssssssss,pizzasssssssssssss,da bearsssssssssssss....

[disneyspy]

According to the spokesperson with the Chicago police department, the hands are showing a specific gang sign and the heart framing device is apparently also a gang sign.

Why does Chicago celebrate Valentine's Day when there are so many heart shapes everywhere?

He is going to get his $1000 savings bond now.

are you back from japan? during the earthquake we wondered about you

[CountryBob]

buddays :bye:

:bye:
Hello Misti Lou, how do you do?

[Dell]

super secret site must be getting hammered today...any chance spynet might become self aware?

[disneyspy]

super secret site must be getting hammered today...any chance spynet might become self aware?

gimme 2 minutes

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According to the spokesperson with the Chicago police department, the hands are showing a specific gang sign and the heart framing device is apparently also a gang sign.

Why does Chicago celebrate Valentine's Day when there are so many heart shapes everywhere?

He is going to get his $1000 savings bond now.


there was another report where they talked to the art teacher and she has the item that he referenced for the design of the hands. It was some pamphlet that was used by a government funded project of some sort....or something like that.

[Furtherman]

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This might be the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen. That kid will NEVER live it down. He'll wish to be Bartman.

[Gutter]

buddays :bye:

layyydeee :bye:

[disneyspy]

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

[sailor]

What art were they just talking about?

[Manning, Esq.]

RB: There's been a P.R. problem with our military lately.

Thoughts, Misti??? Seems unfair. Territory = State = Commonwealth. Am I right?

[Dell]

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

thanks, but the Goberment decided its little workers shouldn't go to "chat" rooms...knew I should have teleworked today

[A.J.]

Ron is fucking killing me. :laugh:

[CountryBob]

Ha!

My assistant just sent out a company wide email that said one of our offices was without electricity and I responded - "I suspect Voldermort is behind this!"

I thought I was responding to her but it went out to everyone in the company. :ohmy:

But I have received about 20 emails back now laughing and saying thanks for the laugh.

Whew, glad I wasnt slamming somebody!

[IamFogHat]

Hi buddays. Happy Friday.

[Manning, Esq.]

Fez riffing on Jay Z & Kanye. Insightful and intellectual. Like NPR, only Fezzier.

[CountryBob]

Hi buddays. Happy Friday.

Happy Friday to you too - Mr Hat!

[deliciousV]

Fez is gonna have a seizure!

[sailor]

Kanye's a genius...he discovered a kaleidoscope.

Haha.

[disneyspy]

thanks, but the Goberment decided its little workers shouldn't go to "chat" rooms...knew I should have teleworked today

cool chat closed

[LeedsJr]

Fez: "They must hate their audience."

:blink:

[disneyspy]

What art were they just talking about?

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thissssss

[sailor]

Ha, my sister-in-law was teaching that song to my son yesterday. Never heard it until now.

[Gutter]

Fuck everyone on this show.....I take the bus everyday.

[sailor]

thissssss

Maybe I'll check it out later.

[disneyspy]

Fuck everyone on this show.....I take the bus everyday.

low rent thread starter

[JerseyRich]

Fuck everyone on this show.....I take the bus everyday.
NYC Buses suck.

NJ Transit Buses aren't so bad.

[IamFogHat]

What show do you think Ron's talking about?

[Gutter]

low rent thread starter

at least I started a thread that survived WHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Gutter]

NYC Buses suck.

NJ Transit Buses aren't so bad.

AH.....I'm spoiled then. they really aren't bad. I've got some issues with the schedule, but most of the buses are brand new.

[LeedsJr]

Fuck everyone on this show.....I take the bus everyday.

Sure are a lot of low-renters going through the Port Authority bus terminal every day.

[Manning, Esq.]

Short porch today? Seems like the Funkday norm, but I haven't heard any rumblings yet about a closing interview, etc., for today.

[deliciousV]

Fuck everyone on this show.....I take the bus everyday.

strap hanger

[CountryBob]

Hamburger Time!
Cya from the I Phone

[deliciousV]

Hamburger Time!
Cya from the I Phone

bring me one back, no pickles.

[IamFogHat]

Uh-oh.

[disneyspy]

What show do you think Ron's talking about?

ron diaz' show would be my guess,but he's the answer to all questions for me

[Gutter]

Whoa......

[Manning, Esq.]

Confession: Once or twice ... um ... I've posted to iBang, too. I know, I know. It meant nothing to me. I swear.

Today: "Your comment must be approved by a moderator before appearing here."

Censors.

[disneyspy]

ok,who had 11:50?

[JerseyRich]

That video is brutal.

I hate watching video of a bunch of people beating up on one dude.

Just pisses me off.

[disneyspy]

Confession: Once or twice ... um ... I've posted to iBang, too. I know, I know. It meant nothing to me. I swear.

Today: "Your comment must be approved by a moderator before appearing here."

Censors.

tssssss they should have a censorship watch thread or sumpthin tssssssss

[Gutter]

Irony: A definition: People of oppressed races based on color oppressing people of the same race based on assumed sexual orientation.

[Gutter]

ok,who had 11:50?

:laugh::laugh:

[Manning, Esq.]

That video is brutal.

I hate watching video of a bunch of people beating up on one dude.

Just pisses me off.

Drooggas.

[Misteriosa]

WSHH is soooooo hood. i cant even...

[deliciousV]

ok,who had 11:50?

I give Fezzie a pass on this one, a compassionate cry from a soft heart. It didn't seem to be about him for once.

[Misteriosa]

ive been watching this video and have been thinking of my niece. the teen in question does the *exact* same shit as my niece:

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I'd totally do the same thing as the dad given the chance.

[Melk]

are you back from japan? during the earthquake we wondered about you
Yeah. I am home in Chicago. I was far, far from Sendai and unscathed (outside of the long train arrival delays on the day).

I didn't know about the quake until several hours after the incident. Stayed in the country another 4-5 months after the quake.

[disneyspy]

Yeah. I am home in Chicago. I was far, far from Sendai and unscathed (outside of the long train arrival delays on the day).

I didn't know about the quake until several hours after the incident. Stayed in the country another 4-5 months after the quake.

nice to have another chicago crybaby in the listening thread,don't slip in the puddle made by manning,esq

[JerseyRich]

Our main parts supplier is in Sendai.

Luckily, high enough that it didn't affect the production.

Dodged a bullet.

[Melk]

nice to have another chicago crybaby in the listening thread,don't slip in the puddle made by manning,esq
Haa haa.

[disneyspy]

this is cool

One World Trade Center steel has now reached the 92nd floor, 12 more floors to go!

https://p.twimg.com/AlTnAIOCEAANsPO.jpg

well its cool to me cuz i havent been anywhere near NYC for awhile

[Melk]

Our main parts supplier is in Sendai.

Luckily, high enough that it didn't affect the production.

Dodged a bullet.
I did some temp work at a car parts company in the Chicago area, and their major parts suppliers are in Sendai and Taiwan. I was just there because they needed inspectors to be available to look at a huge back stock of Toyota and Honda parts coming after a massive delay from Sendai and then Taiwan.

[Manning, Esq.]

nice to have another chicago crybaby in the listening thread,don't slip in the puddle made by manning,esq

Hey! I lived in Chi-town before it was cool. Anyways, if ever I cried, they were tears of Goose Island IPA, and they only came after a Cubbies "L."

[JerseyRich]

this is cool

One World Trade Center steel has now reached the 92nd floor, 12 more floors to go!

https://p.twimg.com/AlTnAIOCEAANsPO.jpg

well its cool to me cuz i havent been anywhere near NYC for awhile
Yeah it is cool.

You can see it from all around the area since Sept.

[Manning, Esq.]

Awww. C'mon, Fez Marie!

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/1146566/2/stock-photo-1146566-ancient-lock.jpg

After all, it's a ... Drinking Day! Drinking Day! Drinking Day!

[JerseyRich]

I did some temp work at a car parts company in the Chicago area, and their major parts suppliers are in Sendai and Taiwan. I was just there because they needed inspectors to be available to look at a huge back stock of Toyota and Honda parts coming after a massive delay from Sendai and then Taiwan.
This was all parts of Fujifilm...

Luckily the place didn't flood.

But the employees were definitely affected.

[Melk]

People who use their phones to video an attach rather than call the police are the scum of the earth. These guys, who committed the attack and gleefully posted it online should be heavily punished.

[deliciousV]

Our main parts supplier is in Sendai.

Luckily, high enough that it didn't affect the production.

Dodged a bullet.

They make Bong parts in Sendai?

[Melk]

Hey! I lived in Chi-town before it was cool. Anyways, if ever I cried, they were tears of Goose Island IPA, and they only came after a Cubbies "L."
You spelled White Sox wrong, hipster.

[JerseyRich]

They make Bong parts in Sendai?
They all moved away to Vietnam.

[IamFogHat]

This isn't gonna get Fez to tell his secret and faster.

[Furtherman]

ive been watching this video and have been thinking of my niece. the teen in question does the *exact* same shit as my niece:

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I'd totally do the same thing as the dad given the chance.

Wow.

I don't know what to think. I like his attitude, but I'm not sure if the execution (pun intended) is right.

[Dell]

People who use their phones to video an attach rather than call the police are the scum of the earth. These guys, who committed the attack and gleefully posted it online should be heavily punished.

the dude recording it was prepared (and filming one of the attackers) before the kid appeared...definitely guilty of something

[disneyspy]

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[Misteriosa]

the dude recording it was prepared (and filming one of the attackers) before the kid appeared...definitely guilty of something

ooooo.. thats def premeditation... :ohmy:

[Manning, Esq.]

You spelled White Sox wrong, hipster.

http://legacy.kctcs.edu/snap/images/snap-logo.png

Had it particularly rough when I moved to the extreme Southside.

[IamFogHat]

Wow.

I don't know what to think. I like his attitude, but I'm not sure if the execution (pun intended) is right.

That's where he lost me, it took a psychotic turn that made me feel weird.

[Misteriosa]

i never understood why homophobes would try to beat up gay guys. yeah they are gay, but they are STILL GUYS. Gay or not, there is a good possiblity that they can kick your ass, same as any other dude on the street.

[IamFogHat]

i never understood why homophobes would try to beat up gay guys. yeah they are gay, but they are STILL GUYS. Gay or not, there is a good possiblity that they can kick your ass, same as any other dude on the street.

You ever seen homophobes beating up bears? It's always twinks they go after, cause they're fucking cowards.

[LeedsJr]

ive been watching this video and have been thinking of my niece. the teen in question does the *exact* same shit as my niece:

I'd totally do the same thing as the dad given the chance.

Wow.

I don't know what to think. I like his attitude, but I'm not sure if the execution (pun intended) is right.

My older kid jokingly asked how much I was going to pay him for helping me shovel snow.

I laughed, then said I would be happy to pay him for all the work he did around the house.

Then, I would make him pay rent, his share of utilities, buy his own clothes, food...

He laughed back and said, "Nevermind, go back inside, I'LL shovel myself."

It's Friday, the boys have taken a break. Off to the pub! :drunk:

[Manning, Esq.]

Why I carry a gun in ATL....

An equally valid reason:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2011/04/nene-leakes-294yp-040111-1301651651.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

That's where he lost me, it took a psychotic turn that made me feel weird.

I hope he missed the hard drive.

Face!

[disneyspy]

i never understood why homophobes would try to beat up gay guys. yeah they are gay, but they are STILL GUYS. Gay or not, there is a good possiblity that they can kick your ass, same as any other dude on the street.

did you see that video? it was a skinny little guy that they were waiting for and they were all much bigger and outnumbered him

one of the funniest things i ever watched was this tranny kick the shit out of a loud mouthed homophobe in polk co jail

[deliciousV]

http://legacy.kctcs.edu/snap/images/snap-logo.png

Had it particularly rough when I moved to the extreme Southside.

If I was gonna live anywhere near Chicago it'd have to be the extreme, extreme South Side, like South of Indianapolis , almost Louisville, extreme.

[Gutter]

i never understood why homophobes would try to beat up gay guys. yeah they are gay, but they are STILL GUYS. Gay or not, there is a good possiblity that they can kick your ass, same as any other dude on the street.

yea, you never know. Not that Kenny Florian (UFC fighter) is gay, but I met him once and if I had gotten into a scuffle with a dude that looked like Kenny Florian in a bar, I would feel very confident I could kick the shit out of him. The reality would be me with a broken nose, arm and ribs faster than I would know what was going on. also, you never know how many people someone is hanging out with until they all want to kick the shit out of you. haha

[Misteriosa]

did you see that video? it was a skinny little guy that they were waiting for and they were all much bigger and outnumbered him

one of the funniest things i ever watched was this tranny kick the shit out of a loud mouthed homophobe in polk co jail

i havent seen the video. im not sure if i want to :down:

[Gutter]

did you see that video? it was a skinny little guy that they were waiting for and they were all much bigger and outnumbered him

one of the funniest things i ever watched was this tranny kick the shit out of a loud mouthed homophobe in polk co jail

were you the tranny or the homophobe?

[Manning, Esq.]

one of the funniest things i ever watched was this tranny kick the shit out of a loud mouthed homophobe in polk co jail

You said Polk...

http://epguides.com/BeavisandButthead/cast.jpg

[Misteriosa]

You said Polk...

http://epguides.com/BeavisandButthead/cast.jpg

my mind immediately went here:

http://static.frooition.com/090076/images/polk1.jpg

[Gutter]

I know a guy who's got some stories about Polk.

http://albundy.net/al_pics/al035b.JPG

[Manning, Esq.]

If I was gonna live anywhere near Chicago it'd have to be the extreme, extreme South Side, like South of Indianapolis , almost Louisville, extreme.

Whaaa?!?! That's no where near Chi....

Oh. I see.

[Gutter]

my mind immediately went here:


oh jeeez.

[disneyspy]

i read somewhere that al bundy is like a 4th degree black belt in brazilian jui juitzu

[Gutter]

Hey, this songs reminds me of another song. And it was on last night and I watched a bit of it and it's Funk Friday anyway, and this is pretty funktified. So I'm posting it in all it's funky American glory.

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[Misteriosa]

oh jeeez.

get out of my head... creep....


eta: i was just gonna post this pic too -

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xqU8aCV8ADc/TMpgeqvytMI/AAAAAAAAAQI/kA3mBo_mYoo/s1600/rockyiv-jamesbrown.png

[Gutter]

i read somewhere that al bundy is like a 4th degree black belt in brazilian jui juitzu

He sure is. They did a spot about that on Sunday Morning on CBS. he got it from Rorion Gracie no less.

[Gutter]

get out of my head... creep....


eta: i was just gonna post this pic too -


oh jeez.

[deliciousV]

i read somewhere that al bundy is like a 4th degree black belt in brazilian jui juitzu

Must be an art that requires no fitness whatsoever, have you seen him on Modern Family?

[IamFogHat]

I'm gonna be so depressed on Sunday with no football.:down:

[Gutter]

Must be an art that requires no fitness whatsoever, have you seen him on Modern Family?

physical fitness can be deceiving.

http://mmajunkie.com/dyn/images/fighters/roy-nelson-5.jpg

[IamFogHat]

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[Manning, Esq.]

That EW story shipped off rather suddenly, eh?

[Gutter]

That EW story shipped off rather suddenly, eh?

was there something about "shippers"? or something?

[sailor]

Must be an art that requires no fitness whatsoever, have you seen him on Modern Family?

Wait, you're saying a 65 year old man isn't fit enough? He's gotten old.

[Furtherman]

was there something about "shippers"? or something?

Yea, it's like it got on a boat and sailed away or sumthin'... tsssssss... tsstss.. tsssss

[Manning, Esq.]

was there something about "shippers"? or something?

I think they were saying that "astronauts" were now being referred to as shippers...? Dunno.

[deliciousV]

Wait, you're saying a 65 year old man isn't fit enough? He's gotten old.

got nothing to do with his age, he's fat.

[sailor]

Ugh, saying "we" or congratulating someone on their team is just shorthand. No one is pretending they're on the team.

[disneyspy]

Ugh, saying "we" or congratulating someone on their team is just shorthand. No one is pretending they're on the team.

the only people that get pissed about saying our team are people that got their ass kicked by that team

[sailor]

got nothing to do with his age, he's fat.

It's like saying someone must have not been a good athlete in any sport because they're out of shape after they retire.

[Furtherman]

Ugh, saying "we" or congratulating someone on their team is just shorthand. No one is pretending they're on the team.

Then why do so many wear jerseys?

[Manning, Esq.]

This will help cut down on your shipper-esque list-making Mark:

1. Think again about making this list.
...

[Furtherman]

This list thing is creepy... and embarrassing.

[sailor]

Then why do so many wear jerseys?

Different issue. They might be. But it's just easier to say "we won" than "this team that I'm a fan of won."

[IamFogHat]

Had to step out a second, what is this list?

[Furtherman]

Different issue. They might be. But it's just easier to say "we won" than "this team that I'm a fan of won."

I like to say, "I enjoyed the local sports team victory", then puff on a pipe.

[Furtherman]

Had to step out a second, what is this list?

Zito keeps a list of everything he's every done with women sexually.

[disneyspy]

my friend craig has a list

[Manning, Esq.]

Had to step out a second, what is this list?

Zito springboarded from, "Clubbing when you're 38 is odd," into, "I keep a pyramidic list of girls I've been with."

[Manning, Esq.]

my friend craig has a list

Insta-chuckle.

[disneyspy]

, then puff on a pipe.


clean up aisle 12

[CountryBob]

No way I could remember all of the chicks I've been with. A list would have been a good idea

[Manning, Esq.]

Zito keeps a list of everything he's every done with women sexually.

I listened carefully. He said, "people."

[Manning, Esq.]

No way I could remember all of the chicks I've been with. A list would have been a good idea

We'll all take one quadrant of DotNet, back-read, and construct this thing once and for all.

[IamFogHat]

I would never make a list like that, but I get why he does it, I have lots of girls in my sexual past I can't remember names and even mental images I wish I could remember.

[Furtherman]

I listened carefully. He said, "people."

PEOPLE?!!!



AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Zito's been into an IASIP marathon.

http://portablehomeland.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-dennis-reynolds-an-erotic-life.jpg

[jennysmurf]

We'll all take one quadrant of DotNet, back-read, and construct this thing once and for all.

I want nothing to do with this. Some of those quadrants are sticky.

[IamFogHat]

Hey it's DanG.

[Misteriosa]

PEOPLE?!!!



AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SByLgXfLru8/Tp5Z4AG19aI/AAAAAAAAC0E/NxdAwj9BdfU/s1600/w83946477.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Hey it's DanG.

And, he's already got ten points on G-Lus's film reviews.

[Manning, Esq.]

Anyone seen The Best of Youth? It's over six hours, and I've keyed it up on my DVR for a shitty weather weekend, but haven't been able to pull the trigger. Worthy?

[disneyspy]

some posts here are strange and bewildering to me

[CountryBob]

Who could not like the Lord of the Rings movies?
Fags

[IamFogHat]

some posts here are strange and bewildering to me

Like what?

[Manning, Esq.]

Who could not like the Lord of the Rings movies?
<b><strike>Fags</b></strike>

Shippers. Let's try and Stay Classy, San Diah-go.

[Dell]

I was with this guy until he dissed the Lord Of The Rings...he's down there with GBaby now

[disneyspy]

Like what?

like 10 points on g luis movie reviews or sumpthin

[Misteriosa]

Who could not like the Lord of the Rings movies?

:furious:

[disneyspy]

I was with this guy until he dissed the Lord Of The Rings...he's down there with GBaby now
did you break up with both of them? poor fellers

[Dell]

Daniel Craig is the best Bond...second, Sean Connery

[Misteriosa]

Daniel Craig is the best Bond

oh the things i would do to him.... :wub:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SdmSO4cas0o/Ttc0Qj11QdI/AAAAAAAADg8/P0MBJo_vopI/s1600/daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

like 10 points on g luis movie reviews or sumpthin

Okay. Let's say that Germain Lussier has spent around four hours, total, invading the Buddays since he got the little Slash-whatever blogging gig. He's reviewed 100 movies, 5-6 festivals, and waxed poetic on the genre on the whole.

Then, DanG gives one call, says old Bonds are better.

G-Lus (I say it this way, not -Baby, to remind me of the "lose" factor) = 3 Points.
DanG = 13 Points.

[IamFogHat]

oh the things i would do to him.... :wub:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SdmSO4cas0o/Ttc0Qj11QdI/AAAAAAAADg8/P0MBJo_vopI/s1600/daniel-craig-casino-royale.jpg

He's not an astronaut?

[jennysmurf]

did you break up with both of them? poor fellers

Dell sets high standards for his men.

[sailor]

I never made it to the third lotr movie.

[Manning, Esq.]

oh the things i would do to him.... :wub:


I think you're headed to Green Card marriage...? Right?

[IamFogHat]

I chuckle every time Ron says "Todd, you're on Ron and Fez."

[Misteriosa]

I think you're headed to Green Card marriage...? Right?

maybe a green card for him...

[IamFogHat]

http://gawker.com/5884033/chinese-twitter-says-kim-jong+un-was-assassinated-this-morning-in-beijing

[disneyspy]

Okay. Let's say that Germain Lussier has spent around four hours, total, invading the Buddays since he got the little Slash-whatever blogging gig. He's reviewed 100 movies, 5-6 festivals, and waxed poetic on the genre on the whole.

Then, DanG gives one call, says old Bonds are better.

G-Lus (I say it this way, not -Baby, to remind me of the "lose" factor) = 3 Points.
DanG = 13 Points.

then where does paulo and that herman cane guy fall?

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm just gonna dooz it:

http://www.seethecup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/redcard_107440t.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Blowhard's on the phone, time to go have a smoke.

[jennysmurf]

http://gawker.com/5884033/chinese-twitter-says-kim-jong+un-was-assassinated-this-morning-in-beijing

I loved the "Kim Jong-Un looking at things" link.

[Manning, Esq.]

then where does paulo and that herman cane guy fall?

Paulo and Cain both fell across the "Treatcho womens with respect" line.

[disneyspy]

http://gawker.com/5884033/chinese-twitter-says-kim-jong+un-was-assassinated-this-morning-in-beijing

assoh

[Dell]

blowhard blowhard blowhard...fucking blowhard blowhard blowhard...fucking blowhard

[sailor]

Ha, study came out saying smoking up makes people twice more likely to cause an accident than a sober person. Totally obvious, but pot smokers have always made the case that it posed no risk.

[disneyspy]

Blowhard's on the phone, time to go have a smoke.

ive noticed ron has done us all a huge favor and kept his calls pretty short lately

[jennysmurf]

Roger Moore will always be Bond to me because he's the first one I saw. I'm not saying he was the best Bond, but he's who I picture when someone mentions James Bond.

[Manning, Esq.]

I heard the Jong-Un rumor started with Kardashian's Twitter.

[Misteriosa]

Roger Moore will always be Bond to me because he's the first one I saw. I'm not saying he was the best Bond, but he's who I picture when someone mentions James Bond.

there is something about the sheer brutality of Daniel Craig's version of James Bond, along with his aloofness, and obvious great looks that just makes me want to do such horrible horrible wonderfully horrible things to him :devil2:

[disneyspy]

Ha, study came out saying smoking up makes people twice more likely to cause an accident than a sober person. Totally obvious, but pot smokers have always made the case that it posed no risk.

do you have any idea how hard it is to drive,roll a joint,keep a bottle of beer between your legs and talk on your phone is?

[jennysmurf]

there is something about the sheer brutality of Daniel Craig's version of James Bond, along with his aloofness, and obvious great looks that just makes me want to do such horrible horrible wonderfully horrible things to him :devil2:

Oh, I'm not saying I would kick him out of bed for eating crackers!

[Dell]

do you have any idea how hard it is to drive,roll a joint,keep a bottle of beer between your legs and talk on your phone is?

ha, my friend wouldn't buy a vehicle from me because it was standard transmission...said he couldn't talk on the phone, drink his coffee, smoke AND shift gears

[Misteriosa]

Oh, I'm not saying I would kick him out of bed for eating crackers!

and that accent.. OHHHHH that accent :wub:

[deliciousV]

do you have any idea how hard it is to drive,roll a joint,keep a bottle of beer between your legs and talk on your phone is?

Yes. And I was still able to spank my kids if they acted up in the back seat.

[sailor]

I heard the Jong-Un rumor started with Kardashian's Twitter.

Reuters is reporting on the rumor, but not confirming he's been killed.

[disneyspy]

Reuters is reporting on the rumor, but not confirming he's been killed.

well they better keep rootin around for the truth

[IamFogHat]

Oh Fez, will you ever win?

[Dell]

that's not even funny!

[IamFogHat]

and that accent.. OHHHHH that accent :wub:

Misti's gettin' all like a swimmin' pool down there or sumthin, tss tss.

[PerryWinkle]

Is this where the cool kids hang out? :smoke:

[Gutter]

I heard the Jong-Un rumor started with Kardashian's Twitter.

SHE DID IT!!! SHE'S A MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

[IamFogHat]

Is this where the cool kids hang out? :smoke:

It's how we doos it.

[Dell]

Misti's gettin' all like a swimmin' pool down there or sumthin, tss tss.

I think she was askin you to pass sumpthin, tss tss...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-d5I5kdM2Mso/TksY-PV04HI/AAAAAAAAAdM/SBYSXiEo2Aw/s1600/accent_spice_blog.JPG

[jennysmurf]

Is this where the cool kids hang out? :smoke:

Nah, Disneyspy's here.

[Gutter]

I hope Ron asks him about the Green Mile

[IamFogHat]

I thought he was Irish.

[Dell]

I always feel a little bit sad when they stop the funny for an interview...is there a way they could add some funny to the interviews?

[Misteriosa]

and as usual, the interview grinds the thread to a halt. :down:

[Gutter]

His voice sounds like a bunch of saltine crackers being ground into a fine powder.

[CountryBob]

I feel like Sailor - running behind but -

I like the difference that each Bond has given us (minus that shit heel Tim Dalton)

Daniel Criag being Bond has brought a kick ass vibe to the series.
Roger Moore was the wise cracking - gentleman Bond.
Pierce Brosnan was a Moore clone
Sean Connery was the real Bond - it all started with him.

I watch the marathons when ever they are on and I do enjoy the difference between each Bond above.

Really enjoying the darker Bond movies now - what a great idea to take that direction in the series.

[Gutter]

I feel like Sailor - running behind but -

I like the difference that each Bond has given us (minus that shit heel Tim Dalton)


hey....you will NOT talk about my family like that heathen!

[CountryBob]

I always feel a little bit sad when they stop the funny for an interview...is there a way they could add some funny to the interviews?

Yep- start interviewing funny people.

I like Cromwell in movies but I give zero fucks on his opinions about anything.

[IamFogHat]

I feel like Sailor - running behind but -

I like the difference that each Bond has given us (minus that shit heel Tim Dalton)

Daniel Criag being Bond has brought a kick ass vibe to the series.
Roger Moore was the wise cracking - gentleman Bond.
Pierce Brosnan was a Moore clone
Sean Connery was the real Bond - it all started with him.

I watch the marathons when ever they are on and I do enjoy the difference between each Bond above.

Really enjoying the darker Bond movies now - what a great idea to take that direction in the series.

None of the Bond films hold up for me as an adult except the first couple Connery ones, especially From Russia with Love which is amazing. I also really like the Daniel Craig ones. Otherwise it's movies for 12 year old boys.

[CountryBob]

hey....you will NOT talk about my family like that heathen!

I am assuming that you are from the Dalton clan? Im confused....

[A.J.]

I hope Ron asks him about the Green Mile

What in the blue fuck do you want him to ask?

[CountryBob]

SO I was banging this chick in the ass the other night and ..... :smoke:

[disneyspy]

Nah, Disneyspy's here.

hey! i had to take a shower and get out of my PJs into my sweats its a ruff life

[CountryBob]

None of the Bond films hold up for me as an adult except the first couple Connery ones, especially From Russia with Love which is amazing. I also really like the Daniel Craig ones. Otherwise it's movies for 12 year old boys.

Yep - about where my maturity level is

[Gutter]

I am assuming that you are from the Dalton clan? Im confused....

don't be, you got it. I don't think we're related but its the same last name.


Hey, here's a story you would enjoy Cbob. In college i knew this really hot chick. we hung out a couple times, got drunk together at a friends party.....eventually we both decided to stop hanging out with each other because we found out we had the same last name. it's like a reverse Cbob story! hahaha

[CountryBob]

hey! i had to take a shower and get out of my PJs into my sweats its a ruff life

Please tell me you are wearing a wife beater too....

[IamFogHat]

SO I was banging this chick in the ass the other night and ..... :smoke:

She prolapsed?

[Dell]

What in the blue fuck do you want him to ask?

Do you remember the Green Mile?

Yes.

That was great, hunh?

(loved that SNL Farley interview)

[Gutter]

What in the blue fuck do you want him to ask?

not blue....green.

I dunno...I was fucking around because that's really the only thing I've known this guy for. I don't even know why they're talking to him now this is so boring.

[IamFogHat]

What in the blue fuck do you want him to ask?

Is that black guy really that tall?

[Dell]

don't be, you got it. I don't think we're related but its the same last name.


Hey, here's a story you would enjoy Cbob. In college i knew this really hot chick. we hung out a couple times, got drunk together at a friends party.....eventually we both decided to stop hanging out with each other because we found out we had the same last name. it's like a reverse Cbob story! hahaha

so, how long did it take you to figure out you had the same last name?

[Recyclerz]

This is for the oldies like me - Who would have thought Stretch Cunningham would turn out to be a Pinko?

[Misteriosa]

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/36702_Farmer%20Hoggett.jpg

[disneyspy]

Please tell me you are wearing a wife beater too....

i've never had messageboard sex with a guy before but i'll try

ya baby i'm wearing a wife beater and its taught on my hard tight abs and pecs of steel

[Gutter]

Yep- start interviewing funny people.

I like Cromwell in movies but I give zero fucks on his opinions about anything.

http://blogs.westword.com/showandtell/00%20not%20a%20single%20fuck.jpg

[Misteriosa]

She prolapsed?

:laugh:

[Dell]

i've never had messageboard sex with a guy before but i'll try

ya baby i'm wearing a wife beater and its taught on my hard tight abs and pecs of steel

did you spell taut that way for me?..HAHAHA

edit: and nobody believes it would be your first time!

[JerseyRich]

Vision is not seeing things as they are, but as they will be.

[disneyspy]

um sure

[Gutter]

so, how long did it take you to figure out you had the same last name?

we met a few days before classes started. Middle of the week, she walks in to one of my classes and unlike all the other first days of class in the history of first days of classes......the reading of attendance brought quite the revelation.

[CountryBob]

don't be, you got it. I don't think we're related but its the same last name.


Hey, here's a story you would enjoy Cbob. In college i knew this really hot chick. we hung out a couple times, got drunk together at a friends party.....eventually we both decided to stop hanging out with each other because we found out we had the same last name. it's like a reverse Cbob story! hahaha

Oh you reminded me -

I was like 15 and was visiting my cousin. We went to a quick party that some dude was having and there was like 5 guys and 5 girls. So everybody squared off and it left me and this cute blonde chick. After much flirting, I went to the bathroom to take a squirt when she came in and kissed me. Well, in a few minutes she was up on the counter, panties down and begging me to bang her. I was just about ready to do it when my cousin banged on the door yelling stop.

He was laughing like crazy etc and yelled that the girl was our cousin! You wouldnt believe the shock on both our faces and after 30 seconds of asking, we couldnt get clothed quick enough.

I hadnt seen her since we were like 6 years old and havent kept up with her immediately family. My cousin knew the whole time but never mentioned it while partying.

Funny thing was she kept saying things like I swear I know you etc and I was playing a fool because I told her a fake name initially.

So now, 25 years later, we live close and I see her all the time. I always think about that night and how close it almost became a shameful situation.

[disneyspy]

we met a few days before classes started. Middle of the week, she walks in to one of my classes and unlike all the other first days of class in the history of first days of classes......the reading of attendance brought quite the revelation.

that sounds like a cbob dream cum true

and who was being interviewed?

[CountryBob]

i've never had messageboard sex with a guy before but i'll try

ya baby i'm wearing a wife beater and its taught on my hard tight abs and pecs of steel

:flush:

I admit - I laughed....

[Gutter]

Do you get at least extremely close to sticking your cock in every girl you meet?

[Misteriosa]

Oh you reminded me -

I was like 15 and was visiting my cousin. We went to a quick party that some dude was having and there was like 5 guys and 5 girls. So everybody squared off and it left me and this cute blonde chick. After much flirting, I went to the bathroom to take a squirt when she came in and kissed me. Well, in a few minutes she was up on the counter, panties down and begging me to bang her. I was just about ready to do it when my cousin banged on the door yelling stop.

He was laughing like crazy etc and yelled that the girl was our cousin! You wouldnt believe the shock on both our faces and after 30 seconds of asking, we couldnt get clothed quick enough.

I hadnt seen her since we were like 6 years old and havent kept up with her immediately family. My cousin knew the whole time but never mentioned it while partying.

Funny thing was she kept saying things like I swear I know you etc and I was playing a fool because I told her a fake name initially.

So now, 25 years later, we live close and I see her all the time. I always think about that night and how close it almost became a shameful situation.

when are you *not* trying to fuck your family members?

[Gutter]

when are you *not* trying to fuck your family members?

I think between 11 and just before 2pm during the week are the only times.

[CountryBob]

Do you get at least extremely close to sticking your cock in every girl you meet?

I used to be a true playa back in the day. Now a lot of blue balls :down:

[disneyspy]

when are you *not* trying to fuck your family members?

duh,when theyre awake

[CountryBob]

when are you *not* trying to fuck your family members?

Thats just not fair!

I was fooled!

[Dell]

that sounds like a cbob dream cum true

and who was being interviewed?

some adult from the Peanuts cartoon...

[Misteriosa]

Thats just not fair!

I was fooled!

http://lygsbtd.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/likely-story.jpg

[CountryBob]

This place is great. In one thread, there are people discussing world events and politics and over here, I am making dick jokes and making myself look like a total ass.

[Gutter]

Alright guys....last hour before the donk. LETS GREASE THIS PIG!!!!!

[Misteriosa]

http://dreamdogsart.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/02/invisibledog.jpg

[Dell]

what is drowndin?..Is it the past-tense of drawl?

[sailor]

Let's not forget Jesus invented the chair.

[JerseyRich]

I'm starvin for a good greasy pig.

[JerseyRich]

what is drowndin?..Is it the past-tense of drawl?
You know Ron wasn't much into learndin.

[Gutter]

I'm starvin for a good greasy pig.

so's Cbob.

[disneyspy]

bronx johhny?

[JerseyRich]

so's Cbob.
Didn't he wake up next to one?

[IamFogHat]

Awwww shit. Time for porn reviews.

[deliciousV]

what's crackin?

[Misteriosa]

sextravaganza!!! :clap:

[Gutter]

Awwww shit. Time for porn reviews.

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2011/04/B937/19.jpg


just found that too hahahaha.

[Manning, Esq.]

BX-to-the-J!!

Bravo!

[Dell]

oh hell to the yeah...Bronx Johnny (or Johnie to make it less feminine according to Ronnie)