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WRESTLINGFAN
02-14-2012, 11:38 AM
So a premade lunch of Turkey and Cheese sammich with a banana is not good enough

This from the same gov't declaring Pizza sauce as a vegetable.

Mechanically separated chicken is real healthy.


http://i.huffpost.com/gen/206441/MECHANICALLY-SEPARATED-CHICKEN-MCNUGGET.jpg

http://www.carolinajournal.com/exclusives/display_exclusive.html?id=8762

realmenhatelife
02-14-2012, 11:49 AM
So a premade lunch of Turkey and Cheese sammich with a banana is not good enough

This from the same gov't declaring Pizza sauce as a vegetable.

Mechanically separated chicken is real healthy.


http://i.huffpost.com/gen/206441/MECHANICALLY-SEPARATED-CHICKEN-MCNUGGET.jpg

http://www.carolinajournal.com/exclusives/display_exclusive.html?id=8762

“With a turkey sandwich, that covers your protein, your grain, and if it had cheese on it, that’s the dairy,” said Jani Kozlowski, the fiscal and statutory policy manager for the division. “It sounds like the lunch itself would’ve met all of the standard.” The lunch has to include a fruit or vegetable, but not both, she said

The evil government said that the lunch was good enough, it looks like this was a case of misunderstood policy.

Although I'm kindof surprised they dont have language that avoids meat and dairy, like some vegans or vegetarians haven't gotten on this yet. But I'll bet you can get excused fromt he guidelines like you can on vaccines, based on moral objection.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-14-2012, 11:54 AM
How about getting the federal government out of the education racket and return it to the states and local gov't.


Wouldnt surprise me if they gave her a TSA style body cavity search.

A.J.
02-14-2012, 11:57 AM
That picture looks like something that came out of a body cavity.

cougarjake13
02-14-2012, 11:58 AM
That's supposed to be chicken ?

underdog
02-14-2012, 12:00 PM
That picture looks like something that came out of a body cavity.

It's mechanically separated chicken before ammonia and chlorine and fake coloring is added.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-14-2012, 12:02 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/T67DvoH2H3E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

underdog
02-14-2012, 12:03 PM
It's not what chicken mcnuggets are made of anymore.

snopes (http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/msm.asp)

underdog
02-14-2012, 12:05 PM
But it is, most likely, what store bought frozen chicken nuggets are made of.

realmenhatelife
02-14-2012, 01:54 PM
How about getting the federal government out of the education racket and return it to the states and local gov't.


Wouldnt surprise me if they gave her a TSA style body cavity search.

I would be extremely surprised at that.

keithy_19
02-14-2012, 02:13 PM
I would be extremely surprised at that.

:laugh:

Melk
02-14-2012, 03:35 PM
It's not what chicken mcnuggets are made of anymore.

snopes (http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/msm.asp)
Also, that video is not of mechanically separated chicken. I don't remember the source, but that isn't even meat it is like a cream paste or something like that.

StanUpshaw
02-14-2012, 06:03 PM
Fuck tha police

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RT4CRNFaNHk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

StanUpshaw
02-14-2012, 06:18 PM
But seriously, anyone who thinks this is okay is spineless fucking scum.

Your willingness to not only bend over and take the state's cock in your ass, but the zeal with which you beg to suck your own ass juices off said statecock...well...I'm beyond angry, I'm beyond numb, I just pity you.

underdog
02-14-2012, 06:30 PM
But seriously, anyone who thinks this is okay is spineless fucking scum.

Your willingness to not only bend over and take the state's cock in your ass, but the zeal with which you beg to suck your own ass juices off said statecock...well...I'm beyond angry, I'm beyond numb, I just pity you.

If it's true, I think it's retarded and awful.

But I have a hard time believing anything WF posts. I just assume it's filled with misinformation and fallacies.

hanso
02-14-2012, 09:32 PM
What lunch would be ready made at his all private sector school utopia?


Surf and turf with saffron salad good man!

Chigworthy
02-14-2012, 11:36 PM
Also, that video is not of mechanically separated chicken. I don't remember the source, but that isn't even meat it is like a cream paste or something like that.

Cream paste. Or something like that? Name one thing that is in any way remotely like cream paste.

Judge Smails
02-15-2012, 02:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xqSHf.jpg

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 02:48 AM
What lunch would be ready made at his all private sector school utopia?


Surf and turf with saffron salad good man!

STARVIN

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 02:49 AM
If it's true, I think it's retarded and awful.

But I have a hard time believing anything WF posts. I just assume it's filled with misinformation and fallacies.

Yea like that article was from the weekly world news :wallbash:

A.J.
02-15-2012, 03:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xqSHf.jpg

Needs grease or all you can taste is the hog anus.

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/5F20/019.jpg

Syd
02-15-2012, 03:47 AM
How about getting the federal government out of the education racket and return it to the states and local gov't.

We can't because then most of the south would start attributing everything to jesus rather than science. I don't want to have to deal with other people in engineering that think 2+2=jesus and that you don't need to support floor slabs properly because if it falls and kills people it's just part of God's plan.

realmenhatelife
02-15-2012, 03:52 AM
We can't because then most of the south would start attributing everything to jesus rather than science. I don't want to have to deal with other people in engineering that think 2+2=jesus and that you don't need to support floor slabs properly because if it falls and kills people it's just part of God's plan.

Also, segregation.


But nothing's been the same since Brown v. Board of Ed, eh WF?

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 04:43 AM
We can't because then most of the south would start attributing everything to jesus rather than science. I don't want to have to deal with other people in engineering that think 2+2=jesus and that you don't need to support floor slabs properly because if it falls and kills people it's just part of God's plan.

I dont want someone in Engineering who is there because there was a quota that needed to be filled and that 2 and 2 is however you feel about it and is it really fair?

When states see that they cant produce the next scientists because the core of their cirriculum was that the earth is 6000 years old, then they will adjust their lesson plans. I want states to compete against each other.

Are they teaching Jesus 101 at MIT?

No child left behind another infingement of the fed gov't. Thanks Dubya. And you people think hes a small gov't conservative

underdog
02-15-2012, 04:47 AM
Yea like that article was from the weekly world news :wallbash:

It was from The Carolina Journal.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 04:57 AM
It was from The Carolina Journal.

Does everything have to be the WaPo or NYT?

realmenhatelife
02-15-2012, 05:19 AM
I dont want someone in Engineering who is there because there was a quota that needed to be filled and that 2 and 2 is however you feel about it and is it really fair?

When states see that they cant produce the next scientists because the core of their cirriculum was that the earth is 6000 years old, then they will adjust their lesson plans. I want states to compete against each other.

Are they teaching Jesus 101 at MIT?

No child left behind another infingement of the fed gov't. Thanks Dubya. And you people think hes a small gov't conservative

If there's anything that fundamentalists are it's reasonable and open to change.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 05:28 AM
If there's anything that fundamentalists are it's reasonable and open to change.

If they want to remain that way then fine. When the rest of the country advances and they dont maybe they will adapt and change.


Same thing with a state like CA. If they want millions of illegal foreigners in their state needy and dependent, Im OK with that, but dont come crying to the feds and other states for a bailout.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 06:05 AM
But seriously, anyone who thinks this is okay is spineless fucking scum.

Your willingness to not only bend over and take the state's cock in your ass, but the zeal with which you beg to suck your own ass juices off said statecock...well...I'm beyond angry, I'm beyond numb, I just pity you.

These are the same mindless lemmings who believe that getting a happy ending or a body scan will make them feel safer before boarding a plane.

StanUpshaw
02-15-2012, 06:05 AM
If there's anything that fundamentalists are it's reasonable and open to change.

Why are their beliefs any of your business? Who the fuck are you to say how they should teach their own kids?

realmenhatelife
02-15-2012, 06:12 AM
Why are their beliefs any of your business? Who the fuck are you to say how they should teach their own kids?

I dont care what they teach their kids in their homes, I do care if you want to create an environment where you can legislate that teaching to being the curiculum in a public school.

Crispy123
02-15-2012, 06:17 AM
If there's anything that fundamentalists are it's reasonable and open to change.

How dare you! To suggest that fundamentalists are baby raping, retarded, inbred racists is just over the line, sir. You owe this entire message board an apology.

StanUpshaw
02-15-2012, 06:21 AM
I dont care what they teach their kids in their homes, I do care if you want to create an environment where you can legislate that teaching to being the curiculum in a public school.

I, too, want to do away with public schools (and democracy). I'm glad we're on the same page.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 06:21 AM
How dare you! To suggest that fundamentalists are baby raping, retarded, inbred racists is just over the line, sir. You owe this entire message board an apology.

Cause it only happens in the sticks. Yeeee-Hawwwwww


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57372372/entire-staff-removed-at-la-school-in-abuse-probe/

Crispy123
02-15-2012, 06:23 AM
O hey, hello doesn't get the bit guy! :bye:

Crispy123
02-15-2012, 06:25 AM
I, too, want to do away with public schools (and democracy). I'm glad we're on the same page.

why are his beliefs any of your business? Who the fuck are you to say how RMHL's kids should be taught?

sailor
02-15-2012, 06:29 AM
Love how threads always stay on topic.

StanUpshaw
02-15-2012, 06:30 AM
[SIZE QUEEN]why are his beliefs any of your business? Who the fuck are you to say how RMHL's kids should be taught?[/SIZE QUEEN]

The amount of shits I give about his kids is zero. I expect the same courtesy in return.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 06:31 AM
Why should we have a cabinet level bureaucracy involved in education? Its not in article 1 section 8 of the constitution. Thanks Jimmuh Carter

Crispy123
02-15-2012, 06:32 AM
Love how threads always stay on topic.

this is what you get when you forget to break the internet in the morning, mister. :nono:

underdog
02-15-2012, 06:34 AM
Love how threads always stay on topic.

it's a WF thread, it has to go off topic.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 06:35 AM
it's a WF thread, it has to go off topic.

Touche Sir

Crispy123
02-15-2012, 06:36 AM
The amount of shits I give about his kids is zero. I expect the same courtesy in return.

You don't need to explain. I can tell everything I need to know by your FUCKING AWESOME avatar. :wink:

StanUpshaw
02-15-2012, 06:44 AM
u c what i did there?

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 06:45 AM
The amount of shits I give about his kids is zero. I expect the same courtesy in return.

But it takes a village to raise them

Crispy123
02-15-2012, 06:46 AM
u c what i did there?

no, what?

WRESTLINGFAN
02-15-2012, 06:51 AM
u c what i did there?

:laugh:

hanso
02-15-2012, 03:00 PM
If there's anything that fundamentalists are it's reasonable and open to change.

Yep, let's have charter schools everywhere. I'm willing to drive thru 20 school zones to and from work. And pay higher taxes from not having a bulk advantage. They already want the same public funding :rolleyes:

WRESTLINGFAN
02-16-2012, 09:33 AM
This basically was the fed gov't telling a girl that her parents dont care about her and they know how to properly nourish children. All hail the federal Leviathan. They know best

realmenhatelife
02-16-2012, 09:50 AM
This basically was the fed gov't telling a girl that her parents dont care about her and they know how to properly nourish children. All hail the federal Leviathan. They know best

“With a turkey sandwich, that covers your protein, your grain, and if it had cheese on it, that’s the dairy,” said Jani Kozlowski, the fiscal and statutory policy manager for the division. “It sounds like the lunch itself would’ve met all of the standard.” The lunch has to include a fruit or vegetable, but not both, she said

Crispy123
02-16-2012, 09:54 AM
“With a turkey sandwich, that covers your protein, your grain, and if it had cheese on it, that’s the dairy,” said Jani Kozlowski, the fiscal and statutory policy manager for the division. “It sounds like the lunch itself would’ve met all of the standard.” The lunch has to include a fruit or vegetable, but not both, she said

So basically the Federal Gubbment is saying these parents shit in their kids face and then make them shower with Jerry Sandusky.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-16-2012, 09:54 AM
“With a turkey sandwich, that covers your protein, your grain, and if it had cheese on it, that’s the dairy,” said Jani Kozlowski, the fiscal and statutory policy manager for the division. “It sounds like the lunch itself would’ve met all of the standard.” The lunch has to include a fruit or vegetable, but not both, she said

So some unelected gov't bean counter knows whats best for someone elses kid?


This is the problem with a massive federal overreaching government, You have matters like this. No wonder we are 15 trillion and counting for federal debt.

Crispy123
02-16-2012, 09:56 AM
“With a turkey sandwich, that covers your protein, your grain, and if it had cheese on it, that’s the dairy,” said Jani Kozlowski, the fiscal and statutory policy manager for the division. “It sounds like the lunch itself would’ve met all of the standard.” The lunch has to include a fruit or vegetable, but not both, she said

so some Polish cunt thinks she knows the food pyramid better than me???


this is what happens when you have an African Socialist Muslim running things.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-16-2012, 09:57 AM
The Kid isnt going to school with ho ho's and grape soda.

Crispy123
02-16-2012, 09:58 AM
The kid isn't going to school with saurerkraut and beer.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-16-2012, 10:00 AM
The kid isn't going to school with saurerkraut and beer.

Did Sandusky give that to those kids?

Crispy123
02-16-2012, 10:04 AM
Did Sandusky give that to those kids?

What didn't he give to those kids?

Earlshog
02-16-2012, 10:27 AM
so some Polish cunt thinks she knows the food pyramid better than me???


this is what happens when you have an African Socialist Muslim running things.

Going forward please preface "African Socialist Muslim" with Radical.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-16-2012, 10:49 AM
Kenyan sounds better.

Crispy123
02-16-2012, 10:55 AM
Going forward please preface "African Socialist Muslim" with Radical.

I will go so far as to say, "cool dude." Radical is a bit much.

underdog
02-16-2012, 07:18 PM
So some unelected gov't bean counter knows whats best for someone elses kid?


This is the problem with a massive federal overreaching government, You have matters like this. No wonder we are 15 trillion and counting for federal debt.

Your nicknames for people and things are so hilarious and original.

hanso
02-16-2012, 08:35 PM
cool beans :smoke:

hanso
02-16-2012, 09:15 PM
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WRESTLINGFAN
02-17-2012, 02:58 AM
Your nicknames for people and things are so hilarious and original.

My bad. Left out useless

Crispy123
02-17-2012, 06:33 AM
“With a turkey sandwich, that covers your protein, your grain, and if it had cheese on it, that’s the dairy,” said Jani Kozlowski, the fiscal and statutory policy manager for the division. “It sounds like the lunch itself would’ve met all of the standard.” The lunch has to include a fruit or vegetable, but not both, she said

I actually feel bad about calling her the C-word. Love her in 30 rock.

http://images.wikia.com/30rock/images/f/fd/Tina_Fey_Jane_Krakowski.jpg

me want fooood!

WRESTLINGFAN
03-07-2012, 04:34 AM
We are your federal overlords. We know whats best for your children



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/pink-slime-for-school-lun_n_1322325.html

sailor
03-07-2012, 04:39 AM
Why not give a synopsis of the article for those who don't feel like clicking links? We're not a news aggregator site.

realmenhatelife
03-07-2012, 04:48 AM
Why not give a synopsis of the article for those who don't feel like clicking links? We're not a news aggregator site.

Your first mistake is assuming he read it.

cougarjake13
03-07-2012, 05:19 AM
Why not give a synopsis of the article for those who don't feel like clicking links? We're not a news aggregator site.



Ammonia tainted meat bought by schools

sailor
03-07-2012, 05:31 AM
Ammonia tainted meat bought by schools

Thanks. Now I know that I have no interest in clicking, unlike the bad news tease way he does.

WRESTLINGFAN
03-07-2012, 06:07 AM
The meat was rejected by McDonalds and Taco bell. Now thats bad!!!

realmenhatelife
03-07-2012, 06:36 AM
Here I'll do all the angles. They buy cheap meat filler so they're dopes. If they ask for money for better meat they're squeezing my tit till it's purple. If the government approves meat trimmings treated with chemicals it's shoddy. If they dont approve they're meddling with business. If they buy the meat they approved they're cheap. If they dont buy the meat they approve they're hippocrits.


Did I miss any polemic talking points?

Kublakhan61
03-07-2012, 06:43 AM
Your first mistake is assuming he read it.

10/10

WRESTLINGFAN
03-07-2012, 06:57 AM
I'll do this angle



Get the federal government out of education. Its not in their enuarated powers

Syd
03-07-2012, 07:52 AM
it prevents the south from teaching that anything that happens is jesus

I really don't want to have America education erode any more so that I have to see people talking about how 2+2=jesus hates fags and loves reagan

WRESTLINGFAN
03-07-2012, 08:37 AM
Jesus didn't build all those refineries in TX or auto plants in the deep south