Ron and Fez Listening Thread 02.15.2012...Sweatheart Hangover

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

http://photogallery.indiatimes.com/events/screening-delirious/Callie-Thorne/photo/2270210/Callie-Thorne.jpg


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[sailor]

Those Honduran prisoners are gonna turn up in 2061.

[Dell]

Those Honduran prisoners are gonna turn up in 2061.

doesn't compute, but I am at half speed today...if it has anything to do with Callie, I agree...

http://img.poptower.com/pic-55061/callie-thorne.jpg?d=600

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[Furtherman]

Those Honduran prisoners are gonna turn up in 2061.

I see what you did there. :dry:

[disneyspy]

hi hos

[Crispy123]

Didn't get laid last nite but I did get a chick to play with my peepee and now Im listening to Louis CK chewed up waiting for the show to start. Its gonna be a good day is what Im saying. :bye:

[Melk]

Morning everyone. Getting something on the listening thread because SOMEONE locks listening threads before the replay.

Thanks a million.

[JerseyRich]

Hello Boppers.

My love got me some Gluten Free Cookies and they are fan-fuckin-tastic!

[Misteriosa]

Morning everyone. Getting something on the listening thread because SOMEONE locks listening threads before the replay.

Thanks a million.

idk what you are talking about... the thread was opened at 8pm (est) last night.

:smoke: i dont pad my bra, so dont pad the thread.

[JerseyRich]

Morning everyone. Getting something on the listening thread because SOMEONE locks listening threads before the replay.

Thanks a million.
Buncha Nazi Mods around here.

[Crispy123]

Hello Boppers.

My love got me some Gluten Free Cookies and they are fan-fuckin-tastic!

Im starvin, we got any gluten around here?

[JerseyRich]

Did anyone get anal last night?

That's the special Valentine's sex.

[A.J.]

The Spinners. SWEET.

[Crispy123]

Did anyone get anal last night?

That's the special Valentine's sex.

Maybe we will get the big announcement today?!?!

[Misteriosa]

The Spinners. SWEET.

ive heard that song every work day for the past 5 years. seriously. :dry:

[Melk]

idk what you are talking about... the thread was opened at 8pm (est) last night.

:smoke: i dont pad my bra, so dont pad the thread.
It certainly was not open when I was listening to the episode on XM receiver delay at 4PM CST yesterday.

[CountryBob]

Tomato - tomaaato.... how's every one doin out there? Dont forget to tip your waitress...

[Misteriosa]

It certainly was not open when I was listening to the episode on XM receiver delay at 4PM CST yesterday.

i said i opened it at 8pm est. i locked it for thread padding. if anything, blame your fellow posters.

this is why we cant have nice things.

[A.J.]

ive heard that song every work day for the past 5 years. seriously. :dry:

It ain't no Stairway to Heaven.

[Misteriosa]

It ain't no Stairway to Heaven.

i still have yet to hear that song.

[Gutter]

Mornin buddays....love me some Callie Thorne. She was so hot on Rescue Me.

[Melk]

i said i opened it at 8pm est. i locked it for thread padding. if anything, blame your fellow posters.

this is why we cant have nice things.
What is the problem with thread padding? Were mean things being said about members of the show? Was private information being shared?

[A.J.]

i still have yet to hear that song.

You should listen online to the classic rock station down here (Big 100.3).

[realmenhatelife]

i still have yet to hear that song.

You're not missing much. There's a lady, she glitters, she buys something.

[A.J.]

What is the problem with thread padding?

We prefer bra padding instead.

[A.J.]

The story about Hicks reminded me of this:

http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/0/0c/Bathtubgag.png

[disneyspy]

i said i opened it at 8pm est. i locked it for thread padding. if anything, blame your fellow posters.

this is why we cant have nice things.

ya c-bob fucked shit up for us again

[Dell]

What is the problem with thread padding? Were mean things being said about members of the show? Was private information being shared?

mods gotta be mods...maaan

[Melk]

The story about Hicks reminded me of this:

http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/0/0c/Bathtubgag.png
I would never stop being pissed at my landlord about the poor upkeep of my apartment.

While they are fixing the bathroom they can fix his window... right?

[Gutter]

The story about Hicks reminded me of this:

http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/0/0c/Bathtubgag.png

"I have to stop taking my baths when Peter's up to his shennanigannnnnss". hahaha love that clip.

[Misteriosa]

I would never stop being pissed at my landlord about the poor upkeep of my apartment.

While they are fixing the bathroom they can fix his window... right?

of course not. they want you to miss another day of work to wait for them. it makes them feel special.

[disneyspy]

and shes cli i i i ming the stair way

to heavan

[Gutter]

and shes cli i i i ming the stair way

to heavan

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denied.

[disneyspy]

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denied.

ha,perfect

[Dell]

"I have to stop taking my baths when Peter's up to his shennanigannnnnss". hahaha love that clip.

I've often wondered if the Stanley character on The Office was based off of that Family Guy character...

[disneyspy]

I've often wondered if the Stanley character on The Office was based off of that Family Guy character...

do ya?

[sailor]

O&A were griping about time Warner this morning. I love how it's always one-sided and they never go after MSG. Can't wait till their contract with fios is up and they go thru the EXACT same shit with them.

[Dell]

alrighty, better headlines...hope it doesn't bring the server to a crawl

[disneyspy]

not the least linteresting

[Dell]

do ya?

often

[CountryBob]

ya c-bob fucked shit up for us again

Good Lord!

We were 4 posts from 300 and I thought "why not" get to that magical number. Do you know how many childrens lives were saved because of my worthless posting? Thousands, it has to be. I am a hero (I think).

Nah ... OK.... most all of my posts are useless but I wont tarnish the thread like that again.

Let's move on and be happy! :happy:

[disneyspy]

O&A were griping about time Warner this morning. I love how it's always one-sided and they never go after MSG. Can't wait till their contract with fios is up and they go thru the EXACT same shit with them.

wow,ive seen you be behind during the show but this is rediculous

[Misteriosa]

Good Lord!

We were 4 posts from 300 and I thought "why not" get to that magical number. Do you know how many childrens lives were saved because of my worthless posting? Thousands, it has to be. I am a hero (I think).
Nah ... OK.... most all of my posts are useless but I wont tarnish the thread like that again.

Let's move on and be happy! :happy:

a hero? :annoyed: pfft! you act like you returned a cell phone or sumfin...

[Misteriosa]

wow,ive seen you be behind during the show but this is rediculous

the secret site is about 30 sec behind spynet. i hate that the site you pay for is even more behind that. :down:

[Misteriosa]

Knicks finally get a Lin!

[realmenhatelife]

not the least linteresting

Zing!

Is the show based in New York? I couldnt' tell.

[Rhah]

hi

[disneyspy]

i've got a better headline

RED WINGS SET NHL RECORD 21 WINS AT HOME IN A ROW!!

[Rhah]

i've got a better headline

RED WINGS SET NHL RECORD 21 WINS AT HOME IN A ROW!!

Woo! Let's go wings.

[disneyspy]

a hero? :annoyed: pfft! you act like you returned a cell phone or sumfin...

tssssss

[Misteriosa]

with all this Lin talk, i may get some chinese food for lunch (yeah i know he's taiwanese)

[Zorro]

O&A were griping about time Warner this morning. I love how it's always one-sided and they never go after MSG. Can't wait till their contract with fios is up and they go thru the EXACT same shit with them.

FIOS... I've heard Ant complain that you can't get MSG Hi Def (MSG won't let them have it) on FIOS, but he's not a sports fan. I hate both TWC and MSG, but since my Co-op is only wired for TWC I have no choice.

as an aside...my chick lives in Hoboken and her Condo only has Cablevision. Wow if you thought TWC sucked CV is awful... I mean really awful...

[Dell]

i've got a better headline

RED WINGS SET NHL RECORD 21 WINS AT HOME IN A ROW!!

there is still an NHL?

[CountryBob]

No one will be talking about Lin soon - enjoy it why you can.

[disneyspy]

there is still an NHL?

yes and its viewership is going up while the NBAs is falling fast

[CountryBob]

with all this Lin talk, i may get some chinese food for lunch (yeah i know he's taiwanese)

Dont order the Yao Ming - I heard it's stringy....

[Dell]

yes and its viewership is going up while the NBAs is falling fast

linteresting...

[JerseyRich]

Taiwan=China.

[CountryBob]

yes and its viewership is going up while the NBAs is falling fast

Hockey and soccer can go blow a leper!

[Melk]

It is amazing how comfortable people are running down Asians with the same stupid jokes.

[disneyspy]

linteresting...

only ron and fez and ESPN give a shit about the NBA

[Misteriosa]

FIOS... I've heard Ant complain that you can't get MSG Hi Def (MSG won't let them have it) on FIOS, but he's not a sports fan. I hate both TWC and MSG, but since my Co-op is only wired for TWC I have no choice.

MSG is totally sucking cablevisions cock on that front. cablevision carries that shitty msg varsity (for the high school games) exclusively. im sure HD exclusivity was required to carry that abortion of a channel.

[Gutter]

only ron and fez and ESPN give a shit about the NBA

hey nice font BRRROOOO.

[CountryBob]

It is amazing how comfortable people are running down Asians with the same stupid jokes.

Yeah, when they take over our country, they wont be making those jokes then!

[CountryBob]

so far -

Opie and Anthony = bitching
Any cable provider sucks ass
Jeremy Lin has key to city now...

[disneyspy]

hey nice font BRRROOOO.

ITS A BETTER HEADLINE

TOO MUCH MSG IN CHINESE FOOD

[disneyspy]

Yeah, when they take over our country, they wont be making those jokes then!

LIN YO FACE!

[CountryBob]

Haha - everytime I type "don't" in an email - I dont put the hyphen. The spell check always goes to "donut" as a replacement, and makes me want donuts.

Even Lotus notes is enabling me to stay fat. :flush:

[Rhah]

ITS A BETTER HEADLINE

TOO MUCH MSG IN CHINESE FOOD

I am so confused, Misti talking about chinese food. Someone replies with MSG but talking about cable/fiber tv not monosodium glutamate?

[CountryBob]

I am so confused, Misti talking about chinese food. Someone replies with MSG but talking about cable/fiber tv not monosodium glutamate?

Yeah, the MSG got me too.

[disneyspy]

I am so confused, Misti talking about chinese food. Someone replies with MSG but talking about cable/fiber tv not monosodium glutamate?

I'M BALL-LIN!

[Misteriosa]

Taiwan=China.

Taiwan has not been ruled by mainland China since 1949. Taiwan is a democracy. China is ruled by a communist government.

[disneyspy]

Taiwan has not been ruled by mainland China since 1949. Taiwan is a democracy. China is ruled by a communist government.

*MISTOPEDIA

[deliciousV]

Good Lord!

We were 4 posts from 300 and I thought "why not" get to that magical number. Do you know how many childrens lives were saved because of my worthless posting? Thousands, it has to be. I am a hero (I think).

Nah ... OK.... most all of my posts are useless but I wont tarnish the thread like that again.

Let's move on and be happy! :happy:

did you Cbob? Did you think that? Or did I start the train and you jumped on board?

[Misteriosa]

*MISTOPEDIA

:flush:

[disneyspy]

:flush:

PUH LESE! it should be a tag by now

[Melk]

The fans of the Ron and Fez Show are keeping it mega classy with these "Better Headlines"

[A.J.]

Taiwan=China.

You can thank Jimmy Carter for that.

[disneyspy]

You can thank Jimmy Carter for that.

domo aragato mr cartato,domo


domo

[Melk]

You can thank Jimmy Carter for that.
I certainly can and will.

I will also thank Carter for giving the greatest political speech that killed frank, down-to-earth, practical, honest political speech ever since.

[Crispy123]

You can thank Jimmy Carter for that.

thanks Jimmy! :thumbup:

[Rhah]

Hearing Zito trying to act manly talking about what he finds sexy about women (ala yesterday about ass women or now about asian women) is so cringeworthy. He is so in the closet. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Dell]

I certainly can and will.

I will also thank Carter for giving the greatest political speech that killed frank, down-to-earth, practical, honest political speech ever since.

don't forget the Panama Canal...

[A.J.]

I certainly can and will.

I will also thank Carter for giving the greatest political speech that killed frank, down-to-earth, practical, honest political speech ever since.

The Malaise Speech?

[CountryBob]

did you Cbob? Did you think that? Or did I start the train and you jumped on board?

Easy now - your talking to a thread hero here....

[Gutter]

wow, Zito clearly has awful taste in music.

[deliciousV]

Easy now - your talking to a thread hero here....

who took orders from a thread commander

[Dell]

I'm starting to realize how much Hicks contributes to the show...glad UCB Fred is there (btw, what does "UCB" stand for?)

[CountryBob]

who took orders from a thread commander

Now I feel like the green dude from Futurama....

[Misteriosa]

I'm starting to realize how much Hicks contributes to the show...glad UCB Fred is there (btw, what does "UCB" stand for?)

i think thats in reference to his school. i forgot what that school was tho. :down:

[Crispy123]

I'm starting to realize how much Hicks contributes to the show...glad UCB Fred is there (btw, what does "UCB" stand for?)

Upright citizens brigade

http://www.ucbtheatre.com/

[disneyspy]

I'm starting to realize how much Hicks contributes to the show...glad UCB Fred is there (btw, what does "UCB" stand for?)

upright citizens brigade,a comedy troop in the city

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oazLZOyo-_Y

[deliciousV]

I'm starting to realize how much Hicks contributes to the show...glad UCB Fred is there (btw, what does "UCB" stand for?)

Upright Citizins Brigade

[CountryBob]

I'm starting to realize how much Hicks contributes to the show...glad UCB Fred is there (btw, what does "UCB" stand for?)

Un-Cut Baloney?

[Misteriosa]

Un-Cut Baloney?

under cover brother

[Gutter]

I'm starting to realize how much Hicks contributes to the show...glad UCB Fred is there (btw, what does "UCB" stand for?)

Upright Citizens Brigade.

[disneyspy]

uptight cum-filled boy

hey someone just used my headline-HACK!

[realmenhatelife]

I'm starting to realize how much Hicks contributes to the show...glad UCB Fred is there (btw, what does "UCB" stand for?)

Under Cock and Balls, it's like fromunda

[disneyspy]

Its Announcement Day!!

[Melk]

The Malaise Speech?
Basically, yes. The Crisis of Confidence.

Carter: Hey America! Sacrifice a little for Christ sake! We can have a lot more in a few years if we give a little now.

America: Screw you, Jimmy. We want everything by the bucketful now.

Reagan: Seriously folks, we can have everything.

America: Greatest president ever!

[disneyspy]

oh so cigars and scoth uses my MSG line and hes the new liz sets fire?

sorry gang but i'm leaving and becoming a full time tweeter

[Dell]

thanks for the UCB explanation...now, if someone could explain sailor's page 1 comment I will rest my little brain

[CountryBob]

Lunchtime!

Home for Nathan's dogs - catch you on the flip side!

[Misteriosa]

oh so cigars and scoth uses my MSG line and hes the new liz sets fire?

sorry gang but i'm leaving and becoming a full time tweeter

:down:

[Crispy123]

C'mon, lets try to take the listen thread seriously guys.

[disneyspy]

:down:

well first i have to start sucking cock BUT THEN....

[Misteriosa]

well first i have to start sucking cock BUT THEN....

so does that mean you leave today?

[disneyspy]

so does that mean you leave today?

totally inappropriate,sorry

[Dell]

well first i have to start sucking cock BUT THEN....

you will soon need an extra page for mod quotes...

[Misteriosa]

you have a cock?

no.. :o

[Rhah]

well first i have to start sucking cock BUT THEN....

Tweeters already did it before Twitter existed, but now they tell us about their cock sucking in 128 chars.

[Misteriosa]

totally inappropriate,sorry

backpeddler!

[Misteriosa]

Tweeters already did it before Twitter existed, but now they tell us about their cock sucking in 128 chars.

omnomnom! :lol:

[disneyspy]

you will soon need an extra page for mod quotes...

well they could take that mod quote that i made in a secret mod place and stick it right up their roody poo candy asses

[disneyspy]

backpeddler!

i love billy joel

[Misteriosa]

well they could take that mod quote that i made in a secret mod place and stick it right up their roody poo candy asses

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/c/e/ce069_ORIG-come_at_me_bro6.jpg

[sailor]

Taiwan=China.

Don't know if anyone brought it up, but isn't it ROC which is a separate entity?

[Dell]

i love billy joel

don't bring him into it...he wrote "like a candle in the wind," for pete's sake

[Misteriosa]

Don't know if anyone brought it up, but isn't it ROC which is a separate entity?

spy did, when he was talking about roody poo candy asses...

[Gutter]

well first i have to start sucking cock BUT THEN....

not the February announcement we were expecting.

[Crispy123]

i love billy joel

and shooting loads on your face. it all makes sense now.

[realmenhatelife]

When you have it in your 20's it's called a quarter life crisis.



And that mouse is adorable until you realize it's dead.

[sailor]

thanks for the UCB explanation...now, if someone could explain sailor's page 1 comment I will rest my little brain

Hundreds of prisoners died in a prison fire and I was likening it to the show Alcatraz.

[sailor]

spy did, when he was talking about roody poo candy asses...

Cool. I'm in meetings today and don't have Backread time. Why did it capitalize that?

[Dell]

Hundreds of prisoners died in a prison fire and I was likening it to the show Alcatraz.

ahhh, thank you...

[Melk]

Jeremy Lin is Taiwanese for crying out loud!

[Dell]

Jeremy Lin is Taiwanese for crying out loud!

who?

[Crispy123]

Jeremy Lin is Taiwanese for crying out loud!

what's Taiwanese for crying on the inside? :glurps:

[disneyspy]

Jeremy Lin is Taiwanese for crying out loud!

thanks sailor melkopedia

[deliciousV]

the only "deal" he's gonna get Zito is maybe 10% off on tickets

[disneyspy]

what's Taiwanese for crying on the inside? :glurps:

tssss when i tie one on my eyes get all squinty too tssss

[Melk]

thanks sailor melkopedia
Sorry. Bennington said he was Japanese.

[disneyspy]

anybudday want to look at D's?

[Misteriosa]

anybudday want to look at D's?

i look at them every day...

[Crispy123]

tssss when i tie one on my eyes get all squinty too tssss

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[disneyspy]

i look at them every day...

deese nuts!

[Melk]

I appreciate that people consider New York, from a radio standpoint, to be market number one. But in the NBA, the Knicks simply haven't been the team in 15 years.

[Misteriosa]

deese nuts!

hey crispy.. can i borrow that "homer boo" for a sec?

[Crispy123]

deese nuts!

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I got ya Misti! :)

[Misteriosa]

I appreciate that people consider New York, from a radio standpoint, to be market number one. But in the NBA, the Knicks simply haven't been the team in 15 years.

the knicks are why i dont like basketball anymore.

[Misteriosa]

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thanks, babe :wub:

[Gutter]

the knicks are why i dont like basketball anymore.

I think the NBA is why I don't like basketball anymore.

[disneyspy]

I appreciate that people consider New York, from a radio standpoint, to be market number one. But in the NBA, the Knicks simply haven't been the team in 15 years.

the knicks really are irrevlevant outside of ESPN and NYC but they think theyre linteresting

[Melk]

the knicks are why i dont like basketball anymore.
If I were a Knicks fan, I would have abandoned ship years ago. The Bulls almost repelled me, but -- at least -- they had tried to build a half way decent team for the past 5-7 years.

[Dell]

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did the pedestrian die in that crash vid?..awful

[Dell]

who is Laura (I think that's the name I just heard)?

is she a host of another show?

[Gutter]

I'm sweating right now this is so awful.

God I miss Hicks. get ESD in there quick!

[Crispy123]

who is Laura (I think that's the name I just heard)?

is she a host of another show?

She is a booker at Sirius.

This is painful to listen to. :ohmy:

[realmenhatelife]

I appreciate that people consider New York, from a radio standpoint, to be market number one. But in the NBA, the Knicks simply haven't been the team in 15 years.

And I've seen different New York centered sources basically say "America is waiting for the Knicks to be great again."

[Dell]

She is a booker at Sirius.

This is painful to listen to. :ohmy:

sounded like Hutt to me (and I couldn't remember her first name)...and Zito's parents should have discouraged this dream long ago

[Rhah]

So, is Spy right, is this supposed to be announcement day? Has it even been mentioned yet? Whether it happens or not, I'd figure Ron would at least rib Fez about it...

[disneyspy]

momma says"if you cant post something nice,i'm going to chop your dick off"

[realmenhatelife]

So the awesome girl Monica won the college championship on Jeopardy last night. I was reading about one of the colleges represented, Goucher in MD. They require you do one semester abroad. The girl on Jeopardy did hers in England. That shouldn't count. You might as well do it in Canada.

[Dell]

And I've seen different New York centered sources basically say "America is waiting for the Knicks to be great again."

very narcissistic attitude...

[Misteriosa]

They require you do one semester on a broad.

that's one progressive school! :wub:

[CountryBob]

i look at them every day...

:tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

that's one progressive school! :wub:

I get the feeling they have a wicked field hockey team if you get my meaning.

[Misteriosa]

I get the feeling they have a wicked field hockey team if you get my meaning.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5jjxjpNf1qjykxzo1_400.gif

[Misteriosa]

:tongue:

and you will NEVER get to motorboat them! :devil2:

[Crispy123]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5jjxjpNf1qjykxzo1_400.gif

she is hot. :smoke:

[CountryBob]

and you will NEVER get to motorboat them! :devil2:

You are so mean :down:

[Crispy123]

poor pepper! his life is awful but it makes great radio. :laugh:

[Jughead]

Pepper is covering up a murder shower:innocent:

[disneyspy]

Pepper is covering up a murder shower:innocent:

juggy! hey pal!

[Dell]

so happy Hicks is back...now let Fred stay and fade Zito

[Jughead]

juggy! hey pal!

Hey Buddy from the hand state...long time:bye:

[disneyspy]

Hey Buddy from the hand state...long time:bye:

i was trying to think who was from indianapolis area during the superbowl and it evaded me,good to see you again

[Jughead]

i was trying to think who was from indianapolis area during the superbowl and it evaded me,good to see you again

How soon we forget:smoke: :smile:

[Dell]

I heard that the body doesn't start dieing for most people until their 20's...until then, the body is growing

[Crispy123]

get a room you two!

[Jughead]

:wub:get a room you two!

[Crispy123]

and Juggy, murder shower would be a great name for a band.

[Jughead]

Pepper murder shower would be better....... Hi Crispy I capped because I love:unsure:

[Jughead]

The PMS band unplugged

[Crispy123]

The PMS band unplugged

:clap: thats the one, right there!

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

when i worked on the jungle cruise i got attacked by hippos dozens of times a day

then when water would come out of their nose i would go "did you think that was water? its snot" hahahahaa

[Dell]

the Rhino is obviously doing the butterfly stroke...badass

[jennysmurf]

when i worked on the jungle cruise i got attacked by hippos dozens of times a day

then when water would come out of their nose i would go "did you think that was water? its snot" hahahahaa

Is that some sort of code for fat tourists?

[Furtherman]

Hippos are the world's most dangerous land animals. More people are killed by them in Africa than any other animal. They are bad ass.

[disneyspy]

Hippos are the world's most dangerous land animals. More people are killed by them in Africa than any other animal. They are bad ass.

*furtherpedia

[disneyspy]

Is that some sort of code for fat tourists?

we called them "guests"

[Jughead]

They run on the bottom it has to be shallow water By the way thanks Crispy

[disneyspy]

They run on the bottom it has to be shallow water By the way thanks Crispy

ya that was a pontoon boat not a speed boat

[Jughead]

when i worked on the jungle cruise i got attacked by hippos dozens of times a day

then when water would come out of their nose i would go "did you think that was water? its snot" hahahahaa

Those were King salmon dummy know your state :wink:

[Dell]

Fred's "we gotta keep them dumb" and Ron's "that's why I wish you wouldn't defend yourself" had me laughing hard...gotta go cross town for a meeting, see yoos later...:bye:

[Jughead]

Boy they are fat phucks

[jennysmurf]

Bruce is the Hippo Whisperer.

[Jughead]

:lol:Bruce is the Hippo Whisperer.

[Crispy123]

Fred's "we gotta keep them dumb" and Ron's "that's why I wish you wouldn't defend yourself" had me laughing hard...gotta go cross town for a meeting, see yoos later...:bye:

later Dell! :bye:

[disneyspy]

Bruce is the Hippo Whisperer.

tssssss maybe he can get him to make good sports picks or somethin tsssss

[deliciousV]

♪ I’m such a baby yeah . The Dolphins make me cry ♪

[Jughead]

I was in Florida once I think I got turtle raped

[Crispy123]

I was in Florida once I think I got turtle raped

thats what happens when you hold it in too long. just go man.

[deliciousV]

I was in Florida once I think I got turtle raped

you don't get to count it, don't be putting that on your list.

[Jughead]

Step in to liquid ha ha the Florentine story

[Crispy123]

♪ I’m such a baby yeah . The Dolphins make me cry ♪

I liked hooty not so crazy about the blowfish tho.

[Jughead]

Get Him Pepper I love him wish he was a turtle:glurps:

[deliciousV]

I liked hooty not so crazy about the blowfish tho.

well then you should be thrilled with Hootie now, out working W/O the BF's, doing shit kicking music.

[disneyspy]

Get Him Pepper I love him wish he was a turtle:glurps:

you want hicks to rape you? i think all you'd have to do is buy him a drink

[deliciousV]

you want zito to rape you? i think all you'd have to do is buy him a drink

offer him a kegerator refill

[CountryBob]

The most terrible thing just happened! :glurps:

Was pulling out of my driveway when I noticed the neighbor's dogs somehow escaped from their backyard. I jumped out and tired to get them to stop but they wouldnt.

I live on the corner of a busy road and they both ran straight out into traffic and were run over! Just like that - in a split second both were gone. The german Shephard tried to get up and run after getting hit but only made it to the side of the road before dying. The truck that hit them didnt stop and I had to go knock on the neighbor's door and tell them what happened.

The wife burst into tears - but I couldnt help. I have a meeting in a few minutes and had to get back to work.

Folks, even though they were dogs - life can be zapped in a split second. Enjoy every day.

sorry for the downer - it was just so surreal.

[Jughead]

you want hicks to rape you? i think all you'd have to do is buy him a drink

No Pepper I could buy him a ceiling

[Gutter]

That sux Cbob.....were they older dogs?

[disneyspy]

cbob what were the dogs's names?

[realmenhatelife]

Holy shit thats awful bob. The worst is when you see a mortally wounded animal that isn't dead yet. I hate seeing deer strikes down here and then you see that tail still twitching.

[Jughead]

The most terrible thing just happened! :glurps:

Was pulling out of my driveway when I noticed the neighbor's dogs somehow escaped from their backyard. I jumped out and tired to get them to stop but they wouldnt.

I live on the corner of a busy road and they both ran straight out into traffic and were run over! Just like that - in a split second both were gone. The german Shephard tried to get up and run after getting hit but only made it to the side of the road before dying. The truck that hit them didnt stop and I had to go knock on the neighbor's door and tell them what happened.

The wife burst into tears - but I couldnt help. I have a meeting in a few minutes and had to get back to work.

Folks, even though they were dogs - life can be zapped in a split second. Enjoy every day.

sorry for the downer - it was just so surreal.

Wow CB that really sucks hope u are ok

[Crispy123]

sorry for the downer - it was just so surreal.


so when she answered the door did you say, "remember those dogs you used to have?"

[deliciousV]

The most terrible thing just happened! :glurps:

Was pulling out of my driveway when I noticed the neighbor's dogs somehow escaped from their backyard. I jumped out and tired to get them to stop but they wouldnt.

I live on the corner of a busy road and they both ran straight out into traffic and were run over! Just like that - in a split second both were gone. The german Shephard tried to get up and run after getting hit but only made it to the side of the road before dying. The truck that hit them didnt stop and I had to go knock on the neighbor's door and tell them what happened.

The wife burst into tears - but I couldnt help. I have a meeting in a few minutes and had to get back to work.

Folks, even though they were dogs - life can be zapped in a split second. Enjoy every day.

sorry for the downer - it was just so surreal.

that fucking blows, I lost my 16 yr old Lab at christmas, it hurt. In fact all day today I've been dog shopping on the interwebs, I need a puppy.

[disneyspy]

did you say "well i hope you always wanted road dogs"?

[jennysmurf]

so when she answered the door did you say, "remember those dogs you used to have?"

How about, "Everyone who has dogs, step forward. Not so fast, lady, you need to step back."

[Jughead]

Did u say do you have the city refuse number...sorry had to:unsure:

[disneyspy]

How about, "Everyone who has dogs, step forward. Not so fast, lady, you need to step back."

or "guess who doesnt have to buy dog food anymore?"

[CountryBob]

The Shepard was a few years old but the Basset hound was older. I dont know their names Spy - I dont get in my neighbors business. This was only the 3rd time I have talked to them since moving in a year ago - that and the fact that they are Jesus freaks.

[Crispy123]

how about "your mom just got hit by a truck! just kidding it was your dogs."

[Jughead]

or do you have any Bones you are not going to use:sad:

[deliciousV]

The Shepard was a few years old but the Basset hound was older. I dont know their names Spy - I dont get in my neighbors business. This was only the 3rd time I have talked to them since moving in a year ago - that and the fact that they are Jesus freaks.

then the dogs were probably saved, and are in a better place now.

[realmenhatelife]

Knowing Cbobs soft touch I'll bet it was more like "Darlin, I'll bet your peanut butter bills are about to go down. You doin' anything tonight?"

[CountryBob]

gonna be such a bad time for their little girl when school lets out today.

[CountryBob]

then the dogs were probably saved, and are in a better place now.

Haha - good one~

[disneyspy]

gonna be such a bad time for their little girl when school lets out today.

go against that urge and DONT PICK HER UP!

[Crispy123]

but seriously, this is a listening thread guys.

[CountryBob]

Knowing Cbobs soft touch I'll bet it was more like "Darlin, I'll bet your peanut butter bills are about to go down. You doin' anything tonight?"

She did look better since I last saw her - and her hubby works out of town all week ..... hmmmmmm :ohmy:

[jennysmurf]

but seriously, this is a listening thread guys.

True, we need to remember the forum.

[deliciousV]

but seriously, this is a listening thread guys.

we're padding our posts sir, and I'll thank you to mind your beezwax

[CountryBob]

but seriously, this is a listening thread guys.

Yep - right. last I heard Hicks was out today and now he is back.

[disneyspy]

but seriously, this is a listening thread guys.

its not three oclock,why the nazism?

[Jughead]

its not three oclock,why the nazism?

His name is crispy :wink:

[deliciousV]

its not three oclock,why the nazism?

exactly, I promise not to post in this thread after 3 today, as long as we aren't within 10 of a milestone like 300 or 400.

[Crispy123]

its not three oclock,why the nazism?

nazism? more like jewism

[Gutter]

No one wants to check out the James Cromwell interview....except maybe Blowhard.

[CountryBob]

James Cromwell interview didnt really inspire me.

[disneyspy]

cum jews
cum jews
kick off shoes and pants

[realmenhatelife]

She did look better since I last saw her - and her hubby works out of town all week ..... hmmmmmm :ohmy:

You're as protective as a german shepheard and your dick looks like a bassett hound. Problem solved.

[jennysmurf]

its not three oclock,why the nazism?

Oh, I took it that he was mocking the rule we have in the "That's Life" forum. Which is it, Crispy? Were you being a thread nazi, or making a funny?

[disneyspy]

i'm sorry,did you say "hey i taught your old dogs a new trick,they can play dead now!"

[Crispy123]

Oh, I took it that he was mocking the rule we have in the "That's Life" forum. Which is it, Crispy? Were you being a thread nazi, or making a funny?

:nono: Im always serious. You know that Ms. Smurf.

[deliciousV]

She did look better since I last saw her - and her hubby works out of town all week ..... hmmmmmm :ohmy:

Oh CBob, tell me you didn't accidently let those dogs out while sneaking into the backyard to do your peeping Bob bit.

[CountryBob]

i'm sorry,did you say "hey i taught your old dogs a new trick,they can play dead now!"

I just did the bare minimum - your dogs got loose and just got hit. Well, gotta go back to work, have a nice day!

[disneyspy]

Oh, I took it that he was mocking the rule we have in the "That's Life" forum. Which is it, Crispy? Were you being a thread nazi, or making a funny?

i think its more in the line of .nets old tradition of discouraging people from posting whoring,i know i havent since i joined 3 1/2 years ago

[Jughead]

i'm sorry,did you say "hey i taught your old dogs a new trick,they can play dead now!"

and look they even like the black stripes:lol:

[Gutter]

She did look better since I last saw her - and her hubby works out of town all week ..... hmmmmmm :ohmy:

Great so, not only will he come home to find out his dogs are dead, but also that his wife is a whore.

CBOB - destroying the fabric of America one dog owning family at a time.



did you leave the gate open so you could throw a religious housewife a pitty fuck? Jeezus dude. :nono:

[realmenhatelife]

I just did the bare minimum - your dogs got loose and just got hit. Well, gotta go back to work, have a nice day!

I was visiting my friend and her two day old baby last night and the kid was fine all sleeping and stuff, the minute he started crying I skeedaddled and basically said "yeah good luck with that."

[deliciousV]

Great so, not only will he come home to find out his dogs are dead, but also that his wife is a whore.

CBOB - destroying the fabric of America one dog owning family at a time.



did you leave the gate open so you could throw a religious housewife a pitty fuck? Jeezus dude. :nono:

:lol::lol: she'd need a real pity fuck after Cbob's pity fuck :lol::lol:

[CountryBob]

Oh CBob, tell me you didn't accidently let those dogs out while sneaking into the backyard to do your peeping Bob bit.

Exactly the opposite - they try to look into my bedroom all the time.

[Gutter]

:lol::lol: she'd need a real pity fuck after Cbob's pity fuck :lol::lol:

It's a vicious cycle.

[disneyspy]

Exactly the opposite - they try to look into my bedroom all the time.

because they hear women screaming to get out?

[realmenhatelife]

Lunchtime!

Home for Nathan's dogs - catch you on the flip side!

Went home for Nathan's, wound up with a different kind of dog entirely.

[Crispy123]

I was visiting my friend and her two day old baby last night and the kid was fine all sleeping and stuff, the minute he started crying I skeedaddled and basically said "yeah good luck with that."

hitting on her after she just had a kid 2days ago! I approve :thumbup: