Ron and Fez Listening Thread 02.16.2012...What Will Become Of Us?

[disneyspy]

cbob hiring a chick just for a night is called prostitution and is illegal,dont try and get us involved in your creepiness

[CountryBob]

Terrible to say but I only became a fan of this show (and OandA) because they are on during the daytime and while I am at work. if they changed to a night show - Im out.

[deliciousV]

The Hicks advice show?

My advice for Hicks

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[Misteriosa]

I am thinking about hiring a chick that I have had "relations" with in the past. She is cool and needs a break.

Feel a little weird about it but I want to help her.

Whadda think?

1 - can this particular decision be passed off to someone else? if it gets out that you "know her" (in the biblical sense) it wont be good for either of you.

2 - if it cant be passed off, is she qualified for the job and seem right for it? that way if/when your past does get out, she can back herself up with the quality of her work.

[jennysmurf]

I am thinking about hiring a chick that I have had "relations" with in the past. She is cool and needs a break.

Feel a little weird about it but I want to help her.

Whadda think?

I don't think it's a good idea, but what do I know?

P.S. What Misti said ^^^^

[LeedsJr]

1 - can this particular decision be passed off to someone else? if it gets out that you "know her" (in the biblical sense) it wont be good for either of you.

2 - if it cant be passed off, is she qualified for the job and seem right for it? that way if/when your past does get out, she can back herself up with the quality of her work.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

[sailor]

Ron almost agrees with my theory on the character of fez. Very similar.

[disneyspy]

ron and ron fez was the best

[IamFogHat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Ouroboros-simple.svg/200px-Ouroboros-simple.svg.png

[Crispy123]

Terrible to say but I only became a fan of this show (and OandA) because they are on during the daytime and while I am at work. if they changed to a night show - Im out.

their night shows were some of the best radio ever.

[deliciousV]

I am thinking about hiring a chick that I have had "relations" with in the past. She is cool and needs a break.

Feel a little weird about it but I want to help her.

Whadda think?

the chic needs a break! She already fucked Cbob, should she be punished for that? She's suffered enough.

[LeedsJr]

ron and ron fez was the best

That show was great.

[sailor]

I am thinking about hiring a chick that I have had "relations" with in the past. She is cool and needs a break.

Feel a little weird about it but I want to help her.

Whadda think?

Nepotism is frowned upon.

[disneyspy]

That show was great.

dont say it,people here get all pissy when you hit them with the truth

[LeedsJr]

Oh, I disagree. I think Hicks is exactly who he wants to be.

And all this dancing around and postponing really makes me doubt there is an announcement.

[jennysmurf]

I've gotta leave, but I'm afraid I'll miss important stuff! Don't let them make any announcements while I'm gone, okay?? Make them wait until tomorrow!

[The Thadd]

at what point does this bit, or whatever it is wrap up? Its just stale.

[Crispy123]

Fez is great. I would wash his back for him if we were cellmates in prison.

[The Thadd]

I've gotta leave, but I'm afraid I'll miss important stuff! Don't let them make any announcements while I'm gone, okay?? Make them wait until tomorrow!

you think a bit is going to pay off? Are you new to the show?

[Crispy123]

I've gotta leave, but I'm afraid I'll miss important stuff! Don't let them make any announcements while I'm gone, okay?? Make them wait until tomorrow!

I'll send Ron a tweet. :bye:

[deliciousV]

Oh, I disagree. I think Hicks is exactly who he wants to be.

And all this dancing around and postponing really makes me doubt there is an announcement.

I don't think a decision has been made on what to announce

[LeedsJr]

Being himself makes him really uncomfortable?

Gee, I can't imagine why he has these problems. :blink:

[disneyspy]

at what point does this bit, or whatever it is wrap up? Its just stale.

ron let us peak in behind the curtain earlier that they are a show with no pay offs,thats the bit

[LeedsJr]

Fez is great. I would wash his back for him if we were cellmates in prison.

Well, at least he's got that going for him then.

[Crispy123]

at what point does this bit, or whatever it is wrap up? Its just stale.

you know what not stale? shitdick posters who log into a radio show message board just to complain about the show.

[disneyspy]

you know what not stale? shitdick posters who log into a radio show message board just to complain about the show.

oh i disagree with you there,i find it to be really stale

[Crispy123]

oh i disagree with you there,i find it to be really stale

I guess it depends on how long the shit has been on the dick. touche.

[Gutter]

this brooker t chick is hot....I want her to rap dirty to me.

[deliciousV]

am I allowed to post a pic with exposed boobs, so long as it relates to the topic? (girl boobs)

[Crispy123]

am I allowed to post a pic with exposed boobs, so long as it relates to the topic? (girl boobs)

yes. and vag too...if it relates to the topic.

[CountryBob]

1 - can this particular decision be passed off to someone else? if it gets out that you "know her" (in the biblical sense) it wont be good for either of you.

2 - if it cant be passed off, is she qualified for the job and seem right for it? that way if/when your past does get out, she can back herself up with the quality of her work.

1. yes, it will not be my decision only but I can influence the decision
2. she is qualified, maybe too qualified

The past relations we had is the sticking point but she is cool and it is the only reason why I am iffy on putting a word in for her.

[Misteriosa]

am I allowed to post a pic with exposed boobs, so long as it relates to the topic? (girl boobs)

no you cant. however, you *can* post the link (sans image tags) and note that its NSFW

[disneyspy]

this brooker t chick is hot....I want her to rap dirty to me.

gutter you piece of shit
you dry up my fucking clit
go away you little fag
you dry me up like an old hag

(chorus) you suck gutter you suck
no way will you get to fuck
you suck gutter you suck
you're so small you dont need to tuck

[Gutter]

gutter you piece of shit
you dry up my fucking clit
go away you little fag
you dry me up like an old hag

(chorus) you suck gutter you suck
no way will you get to fuck
you suck gutter you suck
you're so small you dont need to tuck

I had no idea you were a chick, but it explains a lot.

[disneyspy]

I had no idea you were a chick, but it explains a lot.

you want to pretend that i'm a female rapper and you're a robot?

[Misteriosa]

1. yes, it will not be my decision only but I can influence the decision
2. she is qualified, maybe too qualified

The past relations we had is the sticking point but she is cool and it is the only reason why I am iffy on putting a word in for her.

then i suggest some kind of disclourse to the others that decide hiring that you know her in your personal life and recuse yourself from the decision. your conscience is telling you that it doesnt feel right, so let someone else decide.

[LeedsJr]

gutter you piece of shit
you dry up my fucking clit
go away you little fag
you dry me up like an old hag

(chorus) you suck gutter you suck
no way will you get to fuck
you suck gutter you suck
you're so small you dont need to tuck

...And exactly how long have you been waiting to break out that little gem? :smile:

[Gutter]

you want to pretend that i'm a female rapper and you're a robot?

hahahaha

no I'm good, but I think there is a dark corner of the internet that could help out with your particular fetishes.

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

she looks like that FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY girl with a red wig

[disneyspy]

...And exactly how long have you been waiting to break out that little gem? :smile:

they just come to me,i could make a rap about anyone here

[IamFogHat]

am I allowed to post a pic with exposed boobs, so long as it relates to the topic? (girl boobs)

Girl boobs are awesome.

[realmenhatelife]

Misti would so ban this song.

[IamFogHat]

I like the way this girl thinks.

[disneyspy]

Misti would so ban this song.

HA!!

[deliciousV]

yes. and vag too...if it relates to the topic.

I assume you are trying to get me banned, we can't even say the other word for vag, I know we can't see one.





no you cant. however, you *can* post the link (sans image tags) and note that its NSFW

figures, nevermind then. It's just a pic of young FW with a topless chick on each side, seeming much happier than the wannabe pole smoker he is now.

[Misteriosa]

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I heard about this video on an articile in Cracked:

"Grippin That Daddy," from start to finish, feels like a reading comprehension test for robots on human sexuality. All the right elements are present -- temptation, passion, jealousy, pregnancy, lust -- but they're all thrown together like a meal in a blender. It is the clumsiest and most confused approach to seduction I've ever seen in a music video. Speaking of which, fair warning, if the prospect of penis mutilation by way of fabric scissors sounds unappealing to you, don't watch the very end.

While sex as a concept is certainly present, everything feels slightly off about it: The man gets pregnant, he's assaulted by his girlfriend/wife when he tells her and BrookerT grows increasingly more jealous and insecure throughout the song, all while rapping about what a sensational lay she is. Every aspect of the plot contradicts the lyrics of the song, plus BrookerT's relentless insistence that she's "tight" starts to feel suspiciously like a trap by the third verse. I wouldn't be surprised if in the last scene of the video, her wig fell slightly askew, revealing that she's actually some kind of male milking contraption designed to gather human sperm for fuel on behalf of the machines.

Crowning Moment in Sexual Misery:

After running out of similes for her snare-like vagina (vaginoose -- you're welcome, BrookerT), she spends the last few seconds of the video chasing her pregnant boyfriend around with scissors, then knocks him down and cuts off his genitals. BrookerT earned the No. 1 spot on this list because I don't feel any shame in saying that she terrifies me. I'm not even sure it's possible to intentionally misrepresent human sexuality as thoroughly as she has here.


http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-youtube-music-videos-that-suck-fun-out-sex_p2/

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, does her necklace say "Spit on my back"

[Crispy123]

they just come to me,i could make a rap about anyone here

don't make a rap about me. seriously.

[Gutter]

Wait, does her necklace say "Spit on my back"

Yea, I'm not falling for that one.

[IamFogHat]

Love redheads.

[deliciousV]

300!

[Gutter]

Love redheads.

She's a Giants fan too....I'm sold.

[Crispy123]

I assume you are trying to get me banned, we can't even say the other word for vag, I know we can't see one.

I would never want to see you get banned! I just want to see boobies is all.

now don't be a pu$$y and post the pic. :banning:

[Gutter]

300!

cradle rock style!! YO BAAAAMMMMMMM

[Misteriosa]

degration? i thought it was degradation. :unsure:

[deliciousV]

I would never want to see you get banned! I just want to see boobies is all.

now don't be a pu$$y and post the pic. :banning:

can't risk it, got myself banned for saying the P word a couple of times and realized how empty my life is without this board.

[realmenhatelife]

degration? i thought it was degradation. :unsure:

It definitely is.

[The Thadd]

you know what not stale? shitdick posters who log into a radio show message board just to complain about the show.

Oh, so opinions are reserved for a certain number of people only? Fuck you. I wasnt around before XM but I have been listening every day since then. And if you read my posts, this is one of the first times I have complained, so get off my ass.

[CountryBob]

300!

We're all gonna get laid! :clap:

[deliciousV]

Oh, so opinions are reserved for a certain number of people only? Fuck you. I wasnt around before XM but I have been listening every day since then. And if you read my posts, this is one of the first times I have complained, so get off my ass.

I have a great picture of Fez, If I email it to you, will you post it ?

[Crispy123]

Oh, so opinions are reserved for a certain number of people only? Fuck you. I wasnt around before XM but I have been listening every day since then. And if you read my posts, this is one of the first times I have complained, so get off my ass.

which one is it, fuck me or get off your ass? See, I would read your posts but they are shit.

[IamFogHat]

http://www.gaynazis.com/SwastikaGay1.jpg

[disneyspy]

Oh, so opinions are reserved for a certain number of people only? Fuck you. I wasnt around before XM but I have been listening every day since then. And if you read my posts, this is one of the first times I have complained, so get off my ass.

SORRY THAD

[LeedsJr]

This thread is getting as strange as the show.

[sailor]

can't risk it, got myself banned for saying the P word a couple of times and realized how empty my life is without this board.

It sounds safe.

[Gutter]

I thought the new kevin smith show was funny.

[sailor]

which one is it, fuck me or get off your ass? See, I would read your posts but they are shit.

Cut it out.

[deliciousV]

It sounds safe.

Misti will put me on vacation.

[disneyspy]

I have a great picture of Fez, If I email it to you, will you post it ?

you dumass,you couldve posted it on page 12 and been safe but now you've ruined any chance you had

[Gutter]

you dumass,you couldve posted it on page 12 and been safe but now you've ruined any chance you had

ruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnned it!!!!

[CountryBob]

Didnt we used to have a NSFW thread around here - or was I just dreaming....

[sailor]

Misti will put me on vacation.

That can't be right.

[Crispy123]

Cut it out.

cmon man. the guy comes into a listening thread, doesn't say hi or I'm a fan, but JUST complains. And he doesn't get called out for it??? shenanigans.

[CountryBob]

Simon Peg and his fat buddy are funny as shit!

[IamFogHat]

Didnt we used to have a NSFW thread around here - or was I just dreaming....

If we did it was filled with cocks.

[deliciousV]

I won't be here tomorrow, I have to go take pictures of rich peoples house on Bald Head Island.......so I am tempted to risk it.......

[disneyspy]

i've been partial to APATOW pictures lately

[Gutter]

Mike Showalter and David Wain are usually the main duo, I always thought.

[disneyspy]

I won't be here tomorrow, I have to go take pictures of rich peoples house on Bald Head Island.......so I am tempted to risk it.......

can you send it to me in a PM? and i'll PM it to people that ask

[Gutter]

If we did it was filled with cocks.

mod quo.....oh you get the idea.

[CountryBob]

I won't be here tomorrow, I have to go take pictures of rich peoples house on Bald Head Island.......so I am tempted to risk it.......

And why would you be doing this?

[deliciousV]

and surely Sailor wouldn't lie to me

[Crispy123]

I don't care what anyone says, Jack and Jill was funny.

[IamFogHat]

I don't care what anyone says, Jack and Jill was funny.

Get out.

[sailor]

cmon man. the guy comes into a listening thread, doesn't say hi or I'm a fan, but JUST complains. And he doesn't get called out for it??? shenanigans.

Just relax on the personal attacks.

[deliciousV]

And why would you be doing this?

I work part time for a company that does in home work for insurance companies, they send me jobs and I go take pics and measurments.

[CountryBob]

Haha - Brooker T! i want nude pics!

[LeedsJr]

She doesn't sound anything like she did in the song.

[CountryBob]

I work part time for a company that does in home work for insurance companies, they send me jobs and I go take pics and measurments.

Cool - I like seeing how the rich live.....

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

[IamFogHat]

Toodles.

[CountryBob]

She doesn't sound anything like she did in the song.

Yeah, she aint bragging how tight her cooter is on the phone or somephin.

[Crispy123]

Get out.

fine. I was leaving anyways!!!

[Misteriosa]

donk buddays :bye:

[CountryBob]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

Well, look who's late for the early bird.....

hello Dell.

[Gutter]

Later buddays.....nice work today....really good effort all around....and everybody on the floor as well. nice work.

[CountryBob]

Donnie Dumphy and Brooker T - should do a rap together.

[Crispy123]

Donnie Dumphy and Brooker T - should do a rap together.

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[deliciousV]

later days gays, catch Y'all next week.


oh, and BANZAI !!

**********

[Dell]

Well, look who's late for the early bird.....

hello Dell.

battling 95 traffic with my worse hangover, ever...last night may have been the bottom I needed to put the bottle away for good

[Crispy123]

later days gays, catch Y'all next week.


oh, and BANZAI !!

**********

hahaha! :laugh:

[deliciousV]

well shit, censored and punished! It was such a tiny little Picture. But thanks for not Banning me Misti.

[sailor]

battling 95 traffic with my worse hangover, ever...last night may have been the bottom I needed to put the bottle away for good

Headed north or south?

[Misteriosa]

well shit, censored and punished! It was such a tiny little Picture. But thanks for not Banning me Misti.

Some of us access this place from work. Not. cool.

I told you how to post it. DON'T DO IT AGAIN

[deliciousV]

Some of access this place from work. Not. cool.

I told you how to post it. DON'T DO IT AGAIN

I won't :down:

[Dell]

Headed north or south?

headed south...

[CountryBob]

Some of us access this place from work. Not. cool.

I told you how to post it. DON'T DO IT AGAIN

Unfortunately, I agree. I dont need no stinking nudity on my work computer! But I will access it later on my lappy toppy!

[CountryBob]

battling 95 traffic with my worse hangover, ever...last night may have been the bottom I needed to put the bottle away for good

Drinking cheap scotch again?

[Crispy123]

I won't :down:

I told u. :nono:

[Misteriosa]

I won't :down:

i should have banned you.

[JerseyRich]

What was the offending link?

[Misteriosa]

What was the offending link?

it was a photobucket embed code so i couldnt remove just a piece of it. and keep it intact so i removed the whole thing.

it had two ladies fully nude with legs splayed and they flanked fez.

[JerseyRich]

it was a photobucket embed code so i couldnt remove just a piece of it. and keep it intact so i removed the whole thing.

it had two ladies fully nude with legs splayed and they flanked fez.
Well you also have someone here with nude women in his sig...

Just saying.

[Crispy123]

Well you also have someone here with nude women in his sig...

Just saying.

No...the naughty bits are tastefully covered with pasties and a hand.

[Misteriosa]

Well you also have someone here with nude women in his sig...

Just saying.

so report it when you see it.

i told him how to properly post the picture and he decided to ignore me anyway and try to be cute by posting and running.

[disneyspy]

What was the offending link?

i could forward it to you in a PM if you would like

got a horrible call and missed the end of the show but it looks like i didnt miss an announcement so thats good

[IamFogHat]

i could forward it to you in a PM if you would like

got a horrible call and missed the end of the show but it looks like i didnt miss an announcement so thats good

PM me.

[disneyspy]

PM me.

DONE

[deliciousV]

i should have banned you.

Jeez, still going on this? You cleaned it up in 8 seconds and gave me a point. It was a tiny pic, somebody would have had to have their head on your shoulder to see it, if it was a big ole pic I wouldn't have done it. If you want to ban me then ban me, you seem to enforce and make up the rules as you please anyway. And I didn't post and run, I'm still here.

[disneyspy]

Jeez, still going on this? You cleaned it up in 8 seconds and gave me a point. It was a tiny pic, somebody would have had to have their head on your shoulder to see it, if it was a big ole pic I wouldn't have done it. If you want to ban me then ban me, you seem to enforce and make up the rules as you please anyway. And I didn't post and run, I'm still here.

dude the rule is no nudity of any kind,no matter what the size cuz of people that work,i would nt bitch about not being banned

[deliciousV]

dude the rule is no nudity of any kind,no matter what the size cuz of people that work,i would nt bitch about not being banned

fair enough, I'm not bitching, I even thanked her for not banning me and said I wouldn't do it again, with a little contrite face. No reason for her to keep going about it saying "I shoulda banned you".

[sailor]

it was a photobucket embed code so i couldnt remove just a piece of it. and keep it intact so i removed the whole thing.

it had two ladies fully nude with legs splayed and they flanked fez.

Tsk-tsk!

[sailor]

headed south...

Crap. May have to take the Merritt, then.

[deliciousV]

it was a photobucket embed code so i couldnt remove just a piece of it. and keep it intact so i removed the whole thing.

it had two ladies fully nude with legs splayed and they flanked fez.

just not true by the way, they appear to be nude, but only their breasts are visable, their (selectively bannable's) are blocked out by two cups.

[disneyspy]

fair enough, I'm not bitching, I even thanked her for not banning me and said I wouldn't do it again, with a little contrite face. No reason for her to keep going about it saying "I shoulda banned you".

well that way others know not to do it,if i was a mod i wouldve had to ban you just to follow the rules,shes got more balls than me for not banning you and i think she was just explaining herself to you and any mods that might read the posts later

[jennysmurf]

fair enough, I'm not bitching, I even thanked her for not banning me and said I wouldn't do it again, with a little contrite face. No reason for her to keep going about it saying "I shoulda banned you".

well that way others know not to do it,if i was a mod i wouldve had to ban you just to follow the rules,shes got more balls than me for not banning you and i think she was just explaining herself to you and any mods that might read the posts later

Ding ding ding!!! That's the whole idea. I would've banned you too. We have enough trouble with the trolls coming on here and posting garbage without wanting to worry about our buddays blatantly breaking the rules. I don't want anyone to worry about opening the listening thread at work--we need all the posters we can get!

[disneyspy]

Ding ding ding!!! That's the whole idea. I would've banned you too. We have enough trouble with the trolls coming on here and posting garbage without wanting to worry about our buddays blatantly breaking the rules. I don't want anyone to worry about opening the listening thread at work--we need all the posters we can get!

i still feel bad about driving that one guy in seattle(?) away for my ball pic,sure it was all in fun but totally selfish on my part, i deserved the ban i got

[Dell]

i still feel bad about driving that one guy in seattle(?) away for my ball pic,sure it was all in fun but totally selfish on my part, i deserved the ban i got

you should get banned again for reminding us of that horrid picture...

[disneyspy]

you should get banned again for reminding us of that horrid picture...

then why did you save that pic to your hard drive?

[disneyspy]

and what the hell,how come some of my sigs arent showing up?

[deliciousV]

this thread is getting dangerously close to Rich showing up to say "let's get this fucker to 400!"

[JerseyRich]

I contemplated doing that half an hour ago...but I thought it might make it there naturally.