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Dell
02-28-2012, 06:44 AM
moaning buddays...:bye:

http://i2.listal.com/image/314652/936full-marisa-tomei.jpg

Let's throw some karma back into the universe, help out our lil buddy (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Red heads have bills too (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Ron and Fez? Oh yeah, I've been hearing a lot of buzz about them the last few days (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Modern sage, Patrice Oneal (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
The newfangled delight, the interactive Interobang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 06:50 AM
I love the smell of hazelnut coffee but I hate sweet coffee.

Misteriosa
02-28-2012, 06:50 AM
buddays :bye:

slow interwebs at the office. my data plan is getting smashed today with the xm app. thank goodness for that double data verizon plan. :o

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 06:55 AM
I loved how nice her boobs looked in the Wrestler and When the Devil Thinks Your Dead. Mmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmm good!

A.J.
02-28-2012, 06:56 AM
Love me some Marisa.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 06:57 AM
I love the smell of hazelnut coffee but I hate sweet coffee.

I absolutely hate coffee - but...

I love the smell. I will stop and smell the coffee in the grocery aisle and also will open up coffee when staying at a hotel - but I will never let that foul liquid touch my lips!

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 06:58 AM
Do you guys realize how few Oscars Boogie Nights was nominated for? It's crazy.

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 07:03 AM
Love Social Distortion. Saw them at the Stone Pony last summer. Great show.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:04 AM
Love me some Marisa.

What appeals to me most is that she is not a 10 but almost girl next door pretty - like I could see myself feeding her strawberries and massaging her feet every night.

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 07:04 AM
I really dislike Matt Dylan.

sailor
02-28-2012, 07:04 AM
A friend's mom was always obsessed with hats on beds. Never heard anyone else talk about it being bad luck; always thought she was crazy.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:04 AM
Do you guys realize how few Oscars Boogie Nights was nominated for? It's crazy.

It was too dirty to be respected -

and what about roller girl? bada Bing!

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:05 AM
I really dislike Matt Dylan.

how did he come up? Have I missed something?

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 07:11 AM
What appeals to me most is that she is not a 10 but almost girl next door pretty - like I could see myself feeding her strawberries and massaging her feet every night.

what about her corns? You gonna do stuff to her corns?

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 07:11 AM
A friend's mom was always obsessed with hats on beds. Never heard anyone else talk about it being bad luck; always thought she was crazy.

I set up my bedroom after moving right after highschool and my mom comes in and goes "You cant sleep with your feet pointed at the door!" Because it's how they carry you out when you die.

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 07:12 AM
how did he come up? Have I missed something?

He was the guy in the drop, or atleast I think he was.

what about her corns? You gonna do stuff to her corns?

He's gonna chew those salty corns.

Misteriosa
02-28-2012, 07:13 AM
A friend's mom was always obsessed with hats on beds. Never heard anyone else talk about it being bad luck; always thought she was crazy.

i dont mind having hats on a bed :wub:

sailor
02-28-2012, 07:14 AM
Tracy Jordan?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 07:14 AM
i dont mind having hats on a bed :wub:

neither does sailors friends mom

Dell
02-28-2012, 07:14 AM
I absolutely hate coffee - but...

I love the smell. I will stop and smell the coffee in the grocery aisle and also will open up coffee when staying at a hotel - but I will never let that foul liquid touch my lips!

my wife does not drink coffee, yet she makes it for me every morning...she says the same thing, she loves the aroma

sailor
02-28-2012, 07:15 AM
i dont mind having hats on a bed :wub:

Was waiting for someone to make an allusion to him.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 07:15 AM
Tracy Jordan?

at a comedy club,not on twitter

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:17 AM
what about her corns? You gonna do stuff to her corns?

I love corn - goes great with roast

sailor
02-28-2012, 07:18 AM
at a comedy club,not on twitter

Tracy Morgan is who got in trouble in real life. Granted, the Jordan character got in trouble much later for a similar thing, but he definitely meant the actor himself.

Dell
02-28-2012, 07:18 AM
I love corn - goes great with roast

corn goes great with EVERYTHING...yep, even ice cream

Dell
02-28-2012, 07:21 AM
I have meetings at noon (I know, right) and 2:00 today...I really miss my inno

edit: wonder how many tops (top of page) I can get today...

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 07:22 AM
I have meetings at noon (I know, right) and 2:00 today...I really miss my inno

does that mean fez inspired you to come outto?

Dell
02-28-2012, 07:24 AM
does that mean fez inspired you to come outto?

HAHA...however, I did cancel my inno subscription the day they erased all of my recordings because "I didn't listen to live content frequently enough"

sons of bitches

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:24 AM
does that mean fez inspired you to come outto?

:laugh:

Misteriosa
02-28-2012, 07:26 AM
HAHA...however, I did cancel my inno subscription the day they erased all of my recordings because "I didn't listen to live content frequently enough"
sons of bitches

well thats a big fat lie. they erased that shit because you cancelled and they didnt want you having any other their content

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:26 AM
Definitely a Reuben day

What you got?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 07:27 AM
hot wings and fries

Dell
02-28-2012, 07:28 AM
well thats a big fat lie. they erased that shit because you cancelled and they didnt want you having any other their content

NO...they erased it because I didn't listen to live content often enough THEN I canceled

I have a LOT of faults, but lying is not one of them

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:29 AM
hot wings and fries

Hooters?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 07:29 AM
never use the word "dirty" in a tweet or secret post,it will come back to haunt you

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:29 AM
NO...they erased it because I didn't listen to live content often enough THEN I canceled

I have a LOT of faults, but lying is not one of them

What about being Big and Fat?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 07:29 AM
Hooters?

creep

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:31 AM
I dont tweet too often - and usually only to something OandA and RandF related. But , my old boss follows me and I told her that I get a little saucy with my language sometimes when I tweet. She said that is what she misses most of me....

But still I hold back cause I dont want to be offensive,.....

Dell
02-28-2012, 07:31 AM
What about being Big and Fat?

well, I have lost 7 lbs...:sad:

edit: I have to admit that I did get a warning about every five days that they would erase the content if I didn't listen live, but I was out of town and when I got back all was gone

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 07:32 AM
Why hasn't fred read these if he's presenting them?



And the bill was 13 bucks, so he was crying about $3.

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 07:32 AM
I dont tweet too often - and usually only to something OandA and RandF related. But , my old boss follows me and I told her that I get a little saucy with my language sometimes when I tweet. She said that is what she misses most of me....

But still I hold back cause I dont want to be offensive,.....

:blink:

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 07:32 AM
I dont tweet too often - and usually only to something OandA and RandF related. But , my old boss follows me and I told her that I get a little saucy with my language sometimes when I tweet. She said that is what she misses most of me....

But still I hold back cause I dont want to be offensive,.....

Tweet "Still bummed I never got to plow my old boss..." See what happens.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:33 AM
well, I have lost 7 lbs...:sad:

Im the fattest I have ever been - and just dont want to stop eating everything and drink 1000's of calories every weekend.

But I am destined to be Forever alone if I dont loose the spare tire.

But Im pretty sexy for a fat guy

Misteriosa
02-28-2012, 07:34 AM
NO...they erased it because I didn't listen to live content often enough THEN I canceled

I have a LOT of faults, but lying is not one of them

i wasnt calling you a liar, silly. i was calling xm a liar. i read it backwards, as you cancelled and then they erased.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 07:34 AM
:blink:

Well, she REALLY knows me!

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 07:35 AM
Tweet "Still bummed I never got to plow my old boss..." See what happens.

Well, she REALLY knows me!

Sounds like that ship has sailed. :smile:

sailor
02-28-2012, 07:36 AM
NO...they erased it because I didn't listen to live content often enough THEN I canceled

I have a LOT of faults, but lying is not one of them

Liar!!

A.J.
02-28-2012, 07:36 AM
I really dislike Matt Dylan.

I like Bob Dillon.

Dell
02-28-2012, 07:37 AM
I like Bob Dillon.

I like Bob Dole...

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 07:38 AM
I like Bob Dole...

I like Dole pineapple.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 07:38 AM
shit just realized i forgot to finish setting up the spychat and a dozen people have been in and out there,sorry

took dell's topper away from him

Dell
02-28-2012, 07:44 AM
shit just realized i forgot to finish setting up the spychat and a dozen people have been in and out there,sorry

took dell's topper away from him

:furious:...now I will do the virtual take my ball and go home (aka go to this damn meeting)

post wif yoos later buddays...:bye:

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 07:44 AM
I like Bob Dillon.

I knew it wasn't with a y but it didnt look right with an I, so I just decided since I dont like him I really dont care if I spell his name wrong. I'll kick that old man's ass if he wants to make something of it.

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 07:44 AM
I was getting hungry until this tapeworm discussion started. :surrender:

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 07:47 AM
They weren't iPhone taping Hitler, I'm pretty sure Leni just threw the bad ones out.

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 07:53 AM
Ron just said Yoko broke up the stones.

underdog
02-28-2012, 07:53 AM
Yoko Ono broke up the Stones, Ron?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 07:54 AM
Ron just said Yoko broke up the stones.

speaking of mistakes,poor dell he's missing billy joel talk

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 07:54 AM
Last year was a brutal winter though. Fuck that noise, I'll take a weak winter.

A.J.
02-28-2012, 07:55 AM
Ron just said Yoko broke up the stones.

Yoko Ono broke up the Stones, Ron?

At this point, I wish she had.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 07:56 AM
Last year was a brutal winter though. Fuck that noise, I'll take a weak winter.

its beennice here too but we have our first major storm hittin tonight,ice storm followed by 8 to 12 inches

shaddup

underdog
02-28-2012, 07:57 AM
Hands Banans might be my favorite intern name ever.

Furtherman
02-28-2012, 07:59 AM
Ron just said Yoko broke up the stones.

Yoko Ono broke up the Stones, Ron?

He's losing it.... Fez is growing stronger... the Ying has become the Yang.

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 08:00 AM
Ha, whatley zings gbaby and his shit taste.

underdog
02-28-2012, 08:02 AM
He's losing it.... Fez is growing stronger... the Ying has become the Yang.

Except that Ron keeps grunting back at Fez.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 08:03 AM
Sounds like that ship has sailed. :smile:

She was a cutie too - and 12 years younder than me.

First trip we took together we got drunk in the hotel bar and she asked me in her room. SHe started reading out loud the titles from all of the porn movies on the TV and laughing.

She didnt ever drink much but got smashed. I wanted to hit it so bad but just started the job and knew it would be bad.... so I restrained and never got another good chance....

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 08:05 AM
its beennice here too but we have our first major storm hittin tonight,ice storm followed by 8 to 12 inches

shaddup

I would be so happy if we were getting that - I miss snow....:down:

Misteriosa
02-28-2012, 08:05 AM
here i am, agonizing over what to get for lunch today, and i forgot i brought in leftovers from last night. AND as a bonus, i have an unopened can of soda in the fridge from a while ago. :happy:

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 08:06 AM
She was a cutie too - and 12 years younder than me.

First trip we took together we got drunk in the hotel bar and she asked me in her room. SHe started reading out loud the titles from all of the porn movies on the TV and laughing.

She didnt ever drink much but got smashed. I wanted to hit it so bad but just started the job and knew it would be bad.... so I restrained and never got another good chance....

This is the second time you've mentioned self-restraint in this thread. It's like bizarro CBob.

And it might be time for lunch, if the interview is anything like that song.

Misteriosa
02-28-2012, 08:08 AM
I would be so happy if we were getting that - I miss snow....:down:

not me. 8-12 inches of snow, and i'd still be expected to show up for work :down: using public transportation, no less

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 08:08 AM
This is the second time you've mentioned self-restraint in this thread. It's like bizarro CBob.

And it might be time for lunch, if the interview is anything like that song.

there's no accounting for taste, I kinda like the song.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 08:08 AM
my imaginary chick gave up sucking cock for lent, but she likes to hold it

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 08:12 AM
my imaginary chick gave up sucking cock for lent, but she likes to hold it

and that's why I never imagine a religious chick.

Kublakhan61
02-28-2012, 08:13 AM
Loudon Wainwright, III is on!

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 08:15 AM
here i am, agonizing over what to get for lunch today, and i forgot i brought in leftovers from last night. AND as a bonus, i have an unopened can of soda in the fridge from a while ago. :happy:

An open can of soda in a fridge skeeves me out. I dont know how people come back for it later all flat and nasty.

Misteriosa
02-28-2012, 08:23 AM
An open can of soda in a fridge skeeves me out. I dont know how people come back for it later all flat and nasty.

yeah.. thats pretty gross. thats why i made it a point to mentioned that it as unopened.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 08:23 AM
Are people snorting bath salts a big deal up north? It is the new epidemic down here and people are dying like crazy from it.

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 08:26 AM
Are people snorting bath salts a big deal up north? It is the new epidemic down here and people are dying like crazy from it.

No that's some down south shit. I know my brother said fake weed and bath salts were in every gas station in Tampa when he was there. They just had an intervention with a kid from Arizona on bath salts and he had gone full schizo on it.

JerseyRich
02-28-2012, 08:27 AM
No that's some down south shit. I know my brother said fake weed and bath salts were in every gas station in Tampa when he was there. They just had an intervention with a kid from Arizona on bath salts and he had gone full schizo on it.
Poor kids snort it here too.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 08:29 AM
the chick across the hall from me is a school teacher and most likely just started using medical marijuana,the hall smells like skunk and pine

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 08:29 AM
Poor kids snort it here too.

I dont think it's like a thing though, like a big trend. People do meth in the north east but not like the rest of the country.

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 08:30 AM
yeah.. thats pretty gross. thats why i made it a point to mentioned that it as unopened.

wow, I misread it the same as RMHL did, it must be your fault. Using the unnecessary word "unopened" was......well....unnecessary.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 08:31 AM
They are having a time with it since it is legal - some towns have enacted special ordinances against selling it and are watching all the head shops. They showed a guy that almost od'd on it last night on the news and it looked like an exorcism

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 08:31 AM
wow, I misread it the same as RMHL did, it must be your fault. Using the unnecessary word "unopened" was......well....unnecessary.

5 dots? 5 dots? what are you trying to take c-bob's title?

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 08:32 AM
the chick across the hall from me is a school teacher and most likely just started using medical marijuana,the hall smells like skunk and pine

Is she bang able? Time to stop and ask for a cup of sugar :wink:

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 08:33 AM
5 dots? 5 dots? what are you trying to take c-bob's title?

Mr. Creepy?

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 08:33 AM
5 dots? 5 dots? what are you trying to take c-bob's title?

Haha - five dots is my typing crutch

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 08:34 AM
Is she bang able? Time to stop and ask for a cup of sugar :wink:
you would,me no
Mr. Creepy?

everyone knows that 5 dots means you're hitting on someone

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 08:35 AM
5 dots? 5 dots? what are you trying to take c-bob's title?

what? too many, not enough? I don't see the problem, I was trying to put in a pause, like I would if I was talking to her (Yeah I know, fat chance), why do the dots make me a creep? No offense Cbob

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 08:35 AM
They are having a time with it since it is legal - some towns have enacted special ordinances against selling it and are watching all the head shops. They showed a guy that almost od'd on it last night on the news and it looked like an exorcism

It's some bullshit too because it's legal to hold as long as you're over 18 but if they can get you to admit you snort it they can charge you. Or like fake weed is supposed to incense, so if you burn it it's legal but if you smoke it it's illegal.

sailor
02-28-2012, 08:36 AM
I love live music acts on the show; I get to fast forward and catch up live.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 08:36 AM
what? too many, not enough? I don't see the problem, I was trying to put in a pause, like I would if I was talking to her (Yeah I know, fat chance), why do the dots make me a creep? No offense Cbob

No offense taken - I have invested years of learning how to be so creepy

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 08:37 AM
wow, I misread it the same as RMHL did, it must be your fault. Using the unnecessary word "unopened" was......well....unnecessary.

I thought by saying it was unopened she was implying that occasionally she stashes an open one in there, which is something my mom does with like some tin foil on top. When I'm over there it grosses me out.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 08:37 AM
you would,me no


What is she over 50?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 08:39 AM
What is she over 50?

she's like shudder 40

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 08:40 AM
Netflix streaming loses all of its Starz content today.

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 08:58 AM
Haven't heard a Tracey Ullman reference in a while.

sailor
02-28-2012, 08:59 AM
How is the billy Joel thing worse than "white chicks"?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:00 AM
How is the billy Joel thing worse than "white chicks"?

haahahahaaa are you making fun of dell?

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:04 AM
haahahahaaa are you making fun of dell?

No?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:05 AM
No?

is your favorite comedic actor billy crystal?

Misteriosa
02-28-2012, 09:07 AM
holy crap.. i think someone heated up chocolate chip cookies in the microwave. i loooove that. now i have to go out and get some ._.

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:09 AM
is your favorite comedic actor billy crystal?

No? Ah, guess I meant him and not the piano man. Oops.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:10 AM
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT

can never get enuf bj

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 09:11 AM
holy crap.. i think someone heated up chocolate chip cookies in the microwave. i loooove that. now i have to go out and get some ._.

There was 2 dozen specialty doughnuts at the front desk this morning - courtesy of a vendor.

I once again showed restraint and didnt endulge - but I went back at 10 and they were all gone by then....

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:11 AM
holy crap.. i think someone heated up chocolate chip cookies in the microwave. i loooove that. now i have to go out and get some ._.

i'm baking chocalate chip cookies right now.....

Furtherman
02-28-2012, 09:13 AM
i'm baking chocalate chip cookies right now.....

Opening a sleeve of cookies does not count as baking.

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 09:13 AM
I cant understand a word of this.

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:14 AM
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT

can never get enuf bj

Doesn't your jaw get sore?

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:14 AM
Jim Jeffries is right, their voice DOES go up at the end of every sentence.

JerseyRich
02-28-2012, 09:15 AM
I cant understand a word of this.
He said...

"That's not a knife!"

jennysmurf
02-28-2012, 09:16 AM
I can't listen today, there's a sick little girl on the couch next to me. She's an impressionable youth, and I can't have her hearing all the nonsense. Hold the fort for me!:bye:

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 09:16 AM
There was 2 dozen specialty doughnuts at the front desk this morning - courtesy of a vendor.

I once again showed restraint and didnt endulge - but I went back at 10 and they were all gone by then....

3 times in one day you claim to have shown restraint? It's fucking earth 2.

JerseyRich
02-28-2012, 09:16 AM
I can't listen today, there's a sick little girl on the couch next to me. She's an impressionable youth, and I can't have her hearing all the nonsense. Hold the fort for me!:bye:
Don't subject her to Trump.

Good idea.

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 09:17 AM
I can't listen today, there's a sick little girl on the couch next to me. She's an impressionable youth, and I can't have her hearing all the nonsense. Hold the fort for me!:bye:

earbuds? headphones? it can be done, if you really want it.

jennysmurf
02-28-2012, 09:18 AM
earbuds? headphones? it can be done, if you really want it.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 09:19 AM
3 times in one day you claim to have shown restraint? It's fucking earth 2.

New leafs are being turned :smoke:

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:20 AM
I bet you say that to all the girls.

Sounded like he was trying to talk you into anal.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 09:21 AM
Wasn't Seacrest Out- in on this gag?

TimTimSalabim
02-28-2012, 09:21 AM
Throwing some Bisquick on somebody is a reason to get beaten to a pulp? Trump is a moron.

JerseyRich
02-28-2012, 09:22 AM
Wasn't Seacrest Out- in on this gag?
My guess is YES.

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 09:22 AM
Sounded like he was trying to talk you into anal.

no, I have a much better rap for that.

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:22 AM
Trump is a kook. And no one is expecting a serious security threat from Cohen. He wasn't going to do anything that would necessitate security beating him up.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:24 AM
Opening a sleeve of cookies does not count as baking.

http://i44.tinypic.com/qzr9mp.jpg

Buffalo Back Jared
02-28-2012, 09:26 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/qzr9mp.jpg

Nice oven mitt, nana.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:27 AM
Nice oven mitt, nana.

its not a mitt,its a pad,jerk!

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 09:28 AM
its not a mitt,its a pad,jerk!

nice oven PAD nana

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:29 AM
you fuckers are just jealous that in about 10 minutes i'll be eating ultimate toll house chocalate chip lovers chocalate chip cookies

JerseyRich
02-28-2012, 09:30 AM
i think the only person with worse kitchen accessories is Hottub.

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 09:31 AM
you fuckers are just jealous that in about 10 minutes i'll be eating ultimate toll house chocalate chip lovers chocalate chip cookies

I dont know why you'd even bother baking those.

Zorro
02-28-2012, 09:31 AM
you fuckers are just jealous that in about 10 minutes i'll be eating ultimate toll house chocalate chip lovers chocalate chip cookies

More is not always better. Think they put way too many chips in these things

Dell
02-28-2012, 09:31 AM
afternooners buddays...:bye:

30 minutes of the buddays then back to another meeting...

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:32 AM
More is not always better. Think they put way too many chips in these things

What's that?

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 09:32 AM
Some fucking telemarketing company called Great Vacations keeps calling my cell phone with a recorded offer (for a free vaca to Myrtle Beach), so today I pressed the 0 to talk to a rep. After 10 minutes of bad porno jazz muzac I get a rep, I tell him I'm on the DNC registry, he asks for my phone number and as I'm giving it he hangs up on me! Fucker!

Buffalo Back Jared
02-28-2012, 09:32 AM
you fuckers are just jealous that in about 10 minutes i'll be eating ultimate toll house chocalate chip lovers chocalate chip cookies

Yes :down:

I've been dreaming about those Oreo-Peanut Butter-Toll House super cookies they ate on the show last week.

Alllggghhh.... Starvin'....

Buffalo Back Jared
02-28-2012, 09:33 AM
What the fuck is this song? Auto-tuned Andre the Giant???

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 09:34 AM
Ron is doing a live read. The tables really have turned.

Dell
02-28-2012, 09:34 AM
damn my luck...interview

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:34 AM
Other than Ron, is anyone calling seacrest a pussy?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:34 AM
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TimTimSalabim
02-28-2012, 09:34 AM
Todd Rundgren is covering The Tubes now?

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 09:34 AM
What in the name of all that is holy is this shit??

Buffalo Back Jared
02-28-2012, 09:34 AM
What's that?

tssss tsss tsss...

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 09:34 AM
What the fuck is this song? Auto-tuned Andre the Giant???

I thought someone dosed me for a second.

danlaroe
02-28-2012, 09:35 AM
You're a pussy


Fuck Todd rundgren
Id rather go to creedance clearwater revival

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 09:36 AM
I always laugh when I hear someone being called Nana :lol:

I called the oldest stripper in the world Nana down in Atlanta last year. She had to be 60! Her skin looked like old wrinkly leather when she moved.

I bought a lap dance for my bud who was getting married and he looked like he wanted to kill me.

I yelled at her " Hey Nana, come over here and give your grandson a dance!"

She gave me the look of death, he gave me the look of death, everybody else was cracking up. It was worth the double death look! :lol:

underdog
02-28-2012, 09:37 AM
i think the only person with worse kitchen accessories is Hottub.

Ouch.

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 09:38 AM
Other than Ron, is anyone calling seacrest a pussy?

I am, I was before all this, and I'll never stop.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:38 AM
cooling

http://i43.tinypic.com/ld6pe.jpg

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 09:38 AM
Who gives a fuck about Todd Rundgren?

I's a dont! :flush:

underdog
02-28-2012, 09:38 AM
What's that?

:lol:

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 09:39 AM
I always laugh when I hear someone being called Nana :lol:

I called the oldest stripper in the world Nana down in Atlanta last year. She had to be 60! Her skin looked like old wrinkly leather when she moved.

I bought a lap dance for my bud who was getting married and he looked like he wanted to kill me.

I yelled at her " Hey Nana, come over her an give your grandosn a dance!"

She gave me the look of death, he gave me the look of death, everybody else was cracking up. It was worth the double death look! :lol:

THERE's the CBob we all know! All that self-restraint was getting tedious.

Buffalo Back Jared
02-28-2012, 09:39 AM
I always laugh when I hear someone being called Nana :lol:

I called the oldest stripper in the world Nana down in Atlanta last year. She had to be 60! Her skin looked like old wrinkly leather when she moved.

I bought a lap dance for my bud who was getting married and he looked like he wanted to kill me.

I yelled at her " Hey Nana, come over her an give your grandosn a dance!"

She gave me the look of death, he gave me the look of death, everybody else was cracking up. It was worth the double death look! :lol:

So... did she give him the dance? Opie would've enjoyed it!

First time I went to a strip club there was a 40+ year old woman with C-section scars, a bad dye job and a half-body tattoo dancing to Nine Inch Nails. I was horrified, and was almost turned Fez from the experience. Thankfully the next girl was quite hot. Serves me right for going to "The Pink Lady" on a Wednesday.

JerseyRich
02-28-2012, 09:40 AM
cooling

http://i43.tinypic.com/ld6pe.jpg

WHERE IS YOUR COOLING RACK?!!!

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:41 AM
nom nom nom

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 09:42 AM
So... did she give him the dance? Opie would've enjoyed it!

First time I went to a strip club there was a 40+ year old woman with C-section scars, a bad dye job and a half-body tattoo dancing to Nine Inch Nails. I was horrified, and was almost turned Fez from the experience. Thankfully the next girl was quite hot. Serves me right for going to "The Pink Lady" on a Wednesday.

The dance happened, and he didnt enjoy it.

He thought he was getting me back later when he had a black chick grab me for a dance. Little did he know that I love em all - and it pissed him off worse. I think Nana had a stroke in the back cause she wasn't around after his dance.....

danlaroe
02-28-2012, 09:42 AM
Aren't you all ashamed at chuckwagons picture with that evil sinner fez?

I'm praying for all your homo loving souls
That's what I'm doing in my pic right there.

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 09:43 AM
nom nom nom

Sounds like DSpy's boyfriend showed up for a nooner.

JerseyRich
02-28-2012, 09:43 AM
Chuckwagon is a filthy fudgepacker.

Dell
02-28-2012, 09:44 AM
I woke up this morning hoping I would hear the words "impedance matching" on the radio...I must go now

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 09:45 AM
Sounds like DSpy's boyfriend showed up for a nooner.

:clap::lol:

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:47 AM
Sounds like DSpy's boyfriend showed up for a nooner.

He never did answer about his jaw getting sore.

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 09:48 AM
I got the moves like Jeager ....

TimTimSalabim
02-28-2012, 09:49 AM
It's all entertainment factories now, maaaaaaaaaaaan

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:51 AM
I woke up this morning hoping I would hear the words "impedance matching" on the radio...I must go now

And milieu!

Dell
02-28-2012, 09:51 AM
It's all entertainment factories now, maaaaaaaaaaaan

"it was organically born," maaaaan....

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 09:52 AM
You need to make your own cookies to control the variables, I like salty cookies on the undercooked side with extra vanilla.

Zorro
02-28-2012, 09:52 AM
What's that?

Ultimate Chocolate Lover's Toll House Cookies

Zorro
02-28-2012, 09:53 AM
You need to make your own cookies to control the variables, I like salty cookies on the undercooked side with extra vanilla.

Dude, my oven has not been on in so long I'd wouldn't be surprised if its not even there anymore

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 09:54 AM
Dude, my oven has not been on in so long I'd wouldn't be surprised if its not even there anymore

Dude, where's my oven?

Furtherman
02-28-2012, 09:55 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/qzr9mp.jpg

cooling

http://i43.tinypic.com/ld6pe.jpg

Look at you Keeblerspy!!!

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:56 AM
Dude, where's my oven?

That was a movie I thought of after yesterday's show. It only has a like a 5.2 or such rating and I love it.

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 09:56 AM
Dude, my oven has not been on in so long I'd wouldn't be surprised if its not even there anymore

I dont know how people can deal with not cooking.

MonkeyBall
02-28-2012, 09:57 AM
This interview is a bore.

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:58 AM
Ultimate Chocolate Lover's Toll House Cookies

Boo.

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 09:58 AM
The hilarious thing abotu all these old heads is every one of them know what's wrong with music and where it took a wrong turn and yet here we are.

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 09:58 AM
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disneyspy
02-28-2012, 09:58 AM
man those were good but i'm saving some for misti

Zorro
02-28-2012, 09:59 AM
The hilarious thing abotu all these old heads is every one of them know what's wrong with music and where it took a wrong turn and yet here we are.

'cause they all like cashing checks

sailor
02-28-2012, 09:59 AM
Hilarious he might be doing a duets album after shitting on artists all appearing on other people's projects.

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 10:00 AM
I grew up with this guy, bizzare story that I have followed for 20 years. It has nothing to do with anything, but this interview makes me want to sleep.

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disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:01 AM
just broke on HLN-3rd student has died in ohio from the shootings,that makes him a serial killer

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 10:02 AM
Hilarious he might be doing a duets album after shitting on artists all appearing on other people's projects.

I think the shitty version of The Cars he was involved in dragged Rick Ocasic off of his model wife and out of retirement.

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 10:07 AM
just broke on HLN-3rd student has died in ohio from the shootings,that makes him a serial killer

I beg to differ. It makes him a mass murderer. Part of the profile of serial killers is a cooling off period between murders.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:08 AM
I beg to differ. It makes him a mass murderer. Part of the profile of serial killers is a cooling off period between murders.

thats not begging

sailor
02-28-2012, 10:10 AM
thats not begging

But it was a FACE!

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 10:11 AM
thats not begging

It sounds more like he's begging you to shut up with facts.

sailor
02-28-2012, 10:13 AM
I've never even noticed Pepper coughing.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:15 AM
fact-you're all jealous i had fresh out of the oven chocalate chip cookies-fact

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 10:15 AM
I've never even noticed Pepper coughing.

WHAT??

:blink:

realmenhatelife
02-28-2012, 10:15 AM
Gay snowball means something else.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:18 AM
Gay snowball means something else.

well... we're waiting...

LeedsJr
02-28-2012, 10:18 AM
Gay snowball means something else.

nom nom nom

:innocent:

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 10:21 AM
you know how in Windows it will ask if you want to save username and password to some sites? How do you edit those? Where are they stored?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:21 AM
so where do you people hail from?

Zorro
02-28-2012, 10:22 AM
you know how in Windows it will ask if you want to save username and password to some sites? How do you edit those? Where are they stored?

internet options

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:23 AM
internet options

i just cleared all cookies,sorry misti

underdog
02-28-2012, 10:24 AM
you know how in Windows it will ask if you want to save username and password to some sites? How do you edit those? Where are they stored?

What browser?

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 10:26 AM
What browser?

explorer 9

TimTimSalabim
02-28-2012, 10:27 AM
People still use IE?

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:28 AM
poor zeets,he shoulda said were all out

TimTimSalabim
02-28-2012, 10:29 AM
Straight White Weekend... lol, love to see someone try it

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:30 AM
good call matty!

sailor
02-28-2012, 10:34 AM
The pad data constantly says r&f sweeper. Just saying.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:35 AM
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disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:41 AM
The pad data constantly says r&f sweeper. Just saying.

you should get that fixed,mine changes words

sailor
02-28-2012, 10:42 AM
you should get that fixed,mine changes words

Why you!

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 10:42 AM
internet options

there are many

What browser?

taking a poll? (see, I answered IE9 and nothing happened)

People still use IE?

yes, probably most.

underdog
02-28-2012, 10:44 AM
explorer 9

sorry, not sure.

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 10:50 AM
later y'all

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 10:50 AM
alright buddays,have a good one

C'YA!!

CountryBob
02-28-2012, 10:52 AM
fact-you're all jealous i had fresh out of the oven chocalate chip cookies-fact

Yes, it is true :down:

Zorro
02-28-2012, 12:21 PM
there are many





You want me to come do it for you?

Open IE...settings...internet options....content....auto complete...settings...see choices

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 12:31 PM
You want me to come do it for you?

Open IE...settings...internet options....content....auto complete...settings...see choices

Close, but not quite. I need to edit a auto complete, this one let's me delete them all. But I do appreciate you trying. Maybe what I want to do can't be done.

Dell
02-28-2012, 12:54 PM
Close, but not quite. I need to edit a auto complete, this one let's me delete them all. But I do appreciate you trying. Maybe what I want to do can't be done.

when I go to the site and it prefills my login and password, I just type over the password and I am prompted to whether I want to save the change or not...were you wanting to do more than that?

Zorro
02-28-2012, 01:03 PM
Close, but not quite. I need to edit a auto complete, this one let's me delete them all. But I do appreciate you trying. Maybe what I want to do can't be done.

As far as I know its not editable indivudually, but when you enter a different password than that that is recorded IE will give you a message saying it's different should it keep new one

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 01:28 PM
i can't believe that i'm the one that knows this

open a new tab,hit the search icon(looks like a magnifying glass) delete individual results from there

Zorro
02-28-2012, 01:48 PM
i can't believe that i'm the one that knows this

open a new tab,hit the search icon(looks like a magnifying glass) delete individual results from there

No worky for me

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 02:31 PM
No worky for me

did you click on the upside down ^ on history? it should be obvious

Zorro
02-28-2012, 02:46 PM
did you click on the upside down ^ on history? it should be obvious

That only deletes it from browsing history. Passwords for the site are maintained.

disneyspy
02-28-2012, 02:48 PM
That only deletes it from browsing history. Passwords for the site are maintained.

oh,i wasnt paying attention to the convo then,i thought that that was what he wanted to do

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 02:59 PM
that's my bad, I asked a very generic question, I should have been clearer. I mistyped my username into the login page on a site I have to visit several times a day for work and saved it. After that I retyped it and saved the correct one. The problem is that everytime I log in it brings up the bad one. It's a small hassle, but a hassle none the less.

Zorro
02-28-2012, 06:26 PM
that's my bad, I asked a very generic question, I should have been clearer. I mistyped my username into the login page on a site I have to visit several times a day for work and saved it. After that I retyped it and saved the correct one. The problem is that everytime I log in it brings up the bad one. It's a small hassle, but a hassle none the less.

Yeah you're goimg to have to clear them all and reenter

deliciousV
02-28-2012, 06:35 PM
Yeah you're goimg to have to clear them all and reenter

well shit

underdog
02-28-2012, 06:37 PM
well shit

Just switch to chrome.