Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 03/08/12 - Everything In Its Right Place

[jennysmurf]

sailor hose is much more manly

Technically, Sailor didn't say this, but he needs it as a modquote.

[Melk]

I know its boring shit but it seems almost prophetic in todays politics.

http://www.politifake.org/image/political/1103/article-11-of-the-treaty-of-tripoli-history-secular-america-political-poster-1298978297.jpg
John Adams, Ben Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson were, at best, Deists. When the Bill O'Reilly-types talk about what the founding fathers would've wanted, I can only assume they wanted to please the religious in order to start their government. (Except for Jefferson: He wanted to bang his slaves.)

[disneyspy]

Technically, Sailor didn't say this, but he needs it as a modquote.

just the fact that he said he wore manty hose was almost enuf for me to visit the mod quote thread

[sailor]

Technically, Sailor didn't say this, but he needs it as a modquote.

No he doesn't.

[sailor]

just the fact that he said he wore manty hose was almost enuf for me to visit the mod quote thread

No he didn't.

[disneyspy]

love this time of year with all the college ball games on,goodbye illinois

[Crispy123]

John Adams, Ben Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson were, at best, Deists.

too bad they weren't day-o-ists.

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[disneyspy]

No he didn't.

anybudday want a peanut?

[jennysmurf]

No he doesn't.

No he didn't.

Oh, but he does, and he kinda did.

[Gutter]

Sweet....back from getting lunch to an Adam Scott interview.

[Melk]

too bad they weren't day-o-ists.

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You are thinking "Deetzes." That is the name of the family, not a religion.
( '_' )...

[Crispy123]

You are thinking "Deetzes." That is the name of the family, not a religion.
( '_' )...

:laugh:

[sailor]

Oh, but he does, and he kinda did.

Do I need to send you pics to prove myself?

Nevermind, no one wants that.

[JerseyRich]

My leftover turkey taco meat ain't nuttin to fuck wit.

[disneyspy]

maybe it's because i love parks and rec but i didn't mind that interview at all

[jennysmurf]

Do I need to send you pics to prove myself?

Nevermind, no one wants that.

No, no go ahead and send them. I may need them for blackmail purposes someday.

[JerseyRich]

maybe it's because i love parks and rec but i didn't mind that interview at all
Wait a minute...

Are you trying to say because you were interested in the subject matter of the interview, you enjoyed it?

Preposterous!

[Dell]

the united states of america

not so fun fact-half of all manufacturing jobs lost in the country during the bush years were lost in michigan

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/deNiroKingOfComedy.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Wake up folks!

Let's get this to 300!

[disneyspy]

i wonder if these callers know when ron is fucking with them

[Gutter]

i wonder if these callers know when ron is fucking with them

this guy doesn't.

[CountryBob]

Amazing - you can E sign all docs for a refinance on your home loan.

Kinda cool but also kinda scary ....:unsure:

[A.J.]

I don't notice the accent until I go back to Philly. When I go out - Holy Schmidt, I hear it everywhere and yea, it's cringy.

There must be something in the worter.

[Crispy123]

Wake up folks!

Let's get this to 300!

no.

[Furtherman]

There must be something in the worter.

The ducks. The ducks are in the worter ladeeee.

[Gutter]

There must be something in the worter.

is it a layyyydeeeeee?

duck baout's in the worter, laydee's in the worter......hay layyyyydeee!!!

[JerseyRich]

no.
Don't be difficult!

[Radioguy]

Tyson is no Moby.

[Crispy123]

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[disneyspy]

the most incredible thing was best said by drive shaft


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[Radioguy]

Was that he shuttle endeavor guy?

[sailor]

Blossom does not look great now.

[disneyspy]

fez,the video game trailer

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[Crispy123]

Blossom does not look great now.

so you liked her better when she was 16?

http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chris-hansen.jpg

[LeedsJr]

UCB Fred is gold, Jerry!

[Dell]

UCB Fred is gold, Jerry!

Big UCB Fred Card Holder #1...but it isn't an oval

[sailor]

so you liked her better when she was 16?

http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chris-hansen.jpg

Never watched it.

And did hicks really forget Bronx science?

[LeedsJr]

UCB Fred: "I had to get money."

Pepper: "What, like, rob a convenience store or something?"

:lol:

[sailor]

And it's called elimination communication. You pick up cues from your kid and bring them to a potty whenever you can tell they need to go. it sounds great, but seems like a lot of work.

[disneyspy]

good bye UCONN

[Gutter]

UCB Fred: "I had to get money."

Pepper: "What, like, rob a convenience store or something?"

:lol:

well, clearly the new internet player is waaaaayyyyyy behind.

[LeedsJr]

good bye UCONN

STAY ON TOPIC!!

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,time to be a good neighbor,have a good one

C'YA!!

[LeedsJr]

well, clearly the new internet player is waaaaayyyyyy behind.

Might be me. Went to the pub for lunch. :drunk: :thumbup:

[JerseyRich]

Pit Doc?

More like anus reamer.

[Gutter]

Might be me. Went to the pub for lunch. :drunk: :thumbup:

I dunno....it was another couple of mins before I heard that line and I'm supposedly "live". Pit Doc just got into the studio and showed everyone what he got.

[Misteriosa]

pitdoc making an appearance. :o


GIVE PEPPER A FULL PHYSICAL!! :lol:

[Crispy123]

alright buddays,time to be a good neighbor,have a good one

C'YA!!

see ya buddy! :bye:

[JerseyRich]

Those nice handmade British Umbrellas run about $250+

[Gutter]

pitdoc making an appearance. :o


GIVE PEPPER A FULL PHYSICAL!! :lol:

as soon as Pit Doc gets some oxygen.

[LeedsJr]

I dunno....it was another couple of mins before I heard that line and I'm supposedly "live". Pit Doc just got into the studio and showed everyone what he got.

Oohhh... So, I'm from the future?

How will I get home? I need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity!!!

[Radioguy]

That John Astin doing the Office Depot commercials?

[Gutter]

Oohhh... So, I'm from the future?

How will I get home? I need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity!!!

and enough road to get up to 88mph!

http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/doc-brown-rat-fink.jpg?cb5e28

[JerseyRich]

300

Suck It, Crispy!

[Misteriosa]

ugh.. i had a honey tangerine with my lunch today. i ate my lunch at my desk (which i usually do). now the ladyt in the cube next to me is complaining about the smell. so she sprays a lot of that awful "powder scented" bathroom spray to counter it. she knows that gives me mirgraines. im so fucked.

[JerseyRich]

Oohhh... So, I'm from the future?

How will I get home? I need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity!!!
However you get home....You won't need roads.

[Gutter]

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[Crispy123]

300

Suck It, Crispy!

see my modquote? I only do handys. :nono:

[JerseyRich]

ugh.. i had a honey tangerine with my lunch today. i ate my lunch at my desk (which i usually do). now the ladyt in the cube next to me is complaining about the smell. so she sprays a lot of that awful "powder scented" bathroom spray to counter it. she knows that gives me mirgraines. im so fucked.
Yeah, what were you thinking?

Everyone hates the gross smell of fresh citrus!

[Gutter]

ugh.. i had a honey tangerine with my lunch today. i ate my lunch at my desk (which i usually do). now the ladyt in the cube next to me is complaining about the smell. so she sprays a lot of that awful "powder scented" bathroom spray to counter it. she knows that gives me mirgraines. im so fucked.

that blows......have another tangerine....and throw the peel over the wall at her.

[LeedsJr]

and enough road to get up to 88mph!

http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/doc-brown-rat-fink.jpg?cb5e28

However you get home....You won't need roads.

:clap:

:smoke:

[JerseyRich]

see my modquote? I only do handys. :nono:
When I dose your drink, you do whatever I want!

[Dell]

and enough road to get up to 88mph!

http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/doc-brown-rat-fink.jpg?cb5e28

and WHY didn't they run the cable the length of the road (like a trolley) to give them a much bigger opportunity window...okay, I feel better now

[Misteriosa]

Yeah, what were you thinking?

Everyone hates the gross smell of fresh citrus!

that blows......have another tangerine....and throw the peel over the wall at her.

this is the same lady from yesterday's copier incident, btw.

[JerseyRich]

this is the same lady from yesterday's copier incident, btw.
What happened yesterday?

I was absent.

[LeedsJr]

this is the same lady from yesterday's copier incident, btw.

Want us to drag her outside, kick the shit out of her? {Anyone?}

[sailor]

ugh.. i had a honey tangerine with my lunch today. i ate my lunch at my desk (which i usually do). now the ladyt in the cube next to me is complaining about the smell. so she sprays a lot of that awful "powder scented" bathroom spray to counter it. she knows that gives me mirgraines. im so fucked.

Don't let gutter know, but you should go to management.

[Misteriosa]

What happened yesterday?

I was absent.

check the random thoughts thread. look around page 13 or so.

[sailor]

What happened yesterday?

I was absent.

There was an incident.

[Misteriosa]

Don't let gutter know, but you should go to management.

:laugh:

i would, but im not supposed to be eating at my desk :o

[Dell]

Don't let gutter know, but you should go to management.

never go to The Man, maaaaaan...

[sailor]

Geoducks, ha!

[sailor]

:laugh:

i would, but im not supposed to be eating at my desk :o

You naughty, naughty girl!

[Dell]

this sound is very reminiscent of the college bands when I was in school...that means it's a very old sound

[Misteriosa]

Geoducks, ha!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8gd7edfRd1qa043lo1_250.png

[Gutter]

Want us to drag her outside, kick the shit out of her? {Anyone?}

The one and only Wild Thing.

[CountryBob]

:laugh:

i would, but im not supposed to be eating at my desk :o

Jello match - winner take all I say.

HR approves!

[JerseyRich]

You really work with some CUNTS, Misti.

[Gutter]

Don't let gutter know, but you should go to management.

don't do it! Thats like putting you balls in a bear trap.

[Misteriosa]

Jello match - winner take all I say.

HR approves!

nah man.. do not want.

she's about 250lbs, 5' 10".

[sailor]

Yay, a list I'm interested in!

Yes, dune is great.

[sailor]

don't do it! Thats like putting you balls in a bear trap.

Um...

[JerseyRich]

don't do it! Thats like putting you balls in a bear trap.
Hmm.

I'm game.

[Gutter]

Um...

well it is. It's always backfired on me when I've got to management.....especially about the lady that eats tangerines at her desk.

[sailor]

The foundation series is the greatest thing ever!

[Dell]

don't do it! Thats like putting you balls in a bear trap.

before or after it catches a bear?

[sailor]

well it is. It's always backfired on me when I've got to management.....especially about the lady that eats tangerines at her desk.

But she's a girl!

[LeedsJr]

The one and only Wild Thing.

:thumbup:

True story, Wild Thing is my nickname for my younger son when he pitches in little league.
I calll my older one Nuke.

They both have strong arms, but they're not too sure where the ball is going to end up.

[Gutter]

But she's a girl!

who? the bear?

[Dell]

:thumbup:

True story, Wild Thing is my nickname for my younger son when he pitches in little league.
I calll my older one Nuke.

They both have strong arms, but they're not too sure where the ball is going to end up.

HAHA...I was taught to throw hard then learn control

kids would bail during my windup...

[Misteriosa]

looks like the emp from the solar flares are hitting sirius hard.

[sailor]

Interestingly, I've seen a list where they tie all the foundation novels, robot novels, spacer novels and some other Asimov shit into one insanely long series. Great shit all around, een with the shitty ending.

[Gutter]

:thumbup:

True story, Wild Thing is my nickname for my younger son when he pitches in little league.
I calll my older one Nuke.

They both have strong arms, but they're not too sure where the ball is going to end up.

get em some glasses...

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/777/850/vaughn-790656_display_image.jpg?1299733905

[sailor]

"menangerie?!"

[CountryBob]

nah man.. do not want.

she's about 250lbs, 5' 10".

That's a mighty big woman

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[JerseyRich]

"menangerie?!"
Clearly he didn't read that book either.

[sailor]

See misti? You need to read the guide.

[Dell]

you know you're old when you read 1984 and it was about the future...

[JerseyRich]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE hearing people talk on the radio when they are eating their lunch.

It's awesome.

[sailor]

Always wanted to read Hyperion. Enders' Game absolutely should be on there.

[Dell]

That's a mighty big woman

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6760/62080863.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/62080863.jpg/)

calm down big feller...

[sailor]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE hearing people talk on the radio when they are eating their lunch.

It's awesome.

Pitdoc brought food in to piss misti off.

[Melk]

Solar flares = The Sirius XM engineers stink.

[CountryBob]

Always time for steak!

I am no having steak until I go to the horse races in about a month. A buddy of mine has a really great steakhouse and I want to be a starvin for some cow flesh.

[LeedsJr]

HAHA...I was taught to throw hard then learn control

kids would bail during my windup...

I guess they're on the right track, then.

get em some glasses...

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/777/850/vaughn-790656_display_image.jpg?1299733905

The younger one already wears glasses. Maybe he closes his eyes when he pitches. :smile:

Douglas Adams is the funniest shit I have ever read. Followed closely by the Serge Storms series by Tim Dorsey.

[Dell]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE hearing people talk on the radio when they are eating their lunch.

It's awesome.

I often invite people into my office to smack their food two inches from my ear...looooooove it too

[cstyles206]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE hearing people talk on the radio when they are eating their lunch.

It's awesome.

i couldn't hate it if i tried. it's the best radio.

[Misteriosa]

Fire drill!!!

Maybe it was the solar flares

[LeedsJr]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE hearing people talk on the radio when they are eating their lunch.

It's awesome.

I often invite people into my office to smack their food two inches from my ear...looooooove it too

No, no, no, that's a made-up complaint.

[jennysmurf]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE hearing people talk on the radio when they are eating their lunch.

It's awesome.

I often invite people into my office to smack their food two inches from my ear...looooooove it too

One of you should call in about it. It always goes over really well.

[Dell]

Always time for steak!

I am no having steak until I go to the horse races in about a month. A buddy of mine has a really great steakhouse and I want to be a starvin for some cow flesh.

I hope the track and restaurant have different owners...

[CountryBob]

I am convinced that computers are draining our life force little by little and will take over dominance in the future. They suck in our souls through the screens and on the phones now as well.

I feel so tired after staring at this shit box all day ....

[JerseyRich]

Pitdoc brought food in to piss misti off.
Don't forget the expensive umbrella...

[jennysmurf]

I hope the track and restaurant have different owners...

:lol:

[sailor]

Don't forget the expensive umbrella...

That wouldn't piss her off, silly.

[LeedsJr]

I hope the track and restaurant have different owners...

Jenny beat me to it. Great line. :lol:

[CountryBob]

Fire drill!!!

Maybe it was the solar flares

I thought I would get some H Potter :wub: from you after posting a pic of Madame Maxine :down:

[JerseyRich]

That wouldn't piss her off, silly.
How do you know?

Maybe she has a problem with expensive umbrellas.

Maybe!!!

[jennysmurf]

Jenny beat me to it. Great line. :lol:

It was payback for you beating me to Rich and Dell complaining about the eating.:tongue:

[Dell]

How do you know?

Maybe she has a problem with expensive umbrellas.

Maybe!!!

always a safe bet...my mom HATED Dancing in the Rain

[LeedsJr]

It was payback for you beating me to Rich and Dell complaining about the eating.:tongue:

Fair enough. We're even.

See ya buddays!

[JerseyRich]

Halle Berry makes my wiener feel funny.

[jennysmurf]

Goodbye, my sweet angels!!:bye:

[CountryBob]

Alright cool kids - 3pm meeting has arrived.

Spaghetti :bye:

[Dell]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=123&pictureid=2424

later buddays...:bye:

time to pack my office before hitting the road...

[sailor]

Alright cool kids - 3pm meeting has arrived.

Spaghetti :bye:

Your time-zone is 8 minutes to the west?

[Dell]

Halle Berry makes my wiener feel funny.

nah...it feels the same

[Misteriosa]

Looks like we got the clear to go back in.

Later buddays! :bye:

[sailor]

And there's an ender's game movie in production. Yay.

[LeedsJr]

Your time-zone is 8 minutes to the west?

He's gone Back ... To the Future!

[Gutter]

I missed the end of the show :sad:

later buddays.

[Dell]

I missed the end of the show :sad:

later buddays.

too bad you missed it...Fez told The Secret!

[Gutter]

too bad you missed it...Fez told The Secret!

well fuck me running.

[Crispy123]

peace out bitches! :bye:

[Pitdoc]

Pit Doc?

More like anus reamer.

Bend over

[Crispy123]

Bend over

great job in studio today buddy!!! :clap:

[Pitdoc]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE hearing people talk on the radio when they are eating their lunch.

It's awesome.

Fuckin TASTY too...:thumbup:

[Gutter]

Fuckin TASTY too...:thumbup:

yea, that sounded like it was all pretty good. Hell of a spread dude.

[Pitdoc]

great job in studio today buddy!!! :clap:

You're welcome.
Bydeway, what is the conversation about the girl in the studio abouit?..She was quite attractive. I missed yesterday's show

[Crispy123]

You're welcome.
Bydeway, what is the conversation about the girl in the studio abouit?..She was quite attractive. I missed yesterday's show

I was trying to figure out who she was. The talk about yesterday was just joking around about a clip they played.

[disneyspy]

sometimes i hate being such a good person,looks like i missed pitdoc,wasnt that chick mash up susan or something like that?

[deliciousV]

Post whores the lot of ya.