Cannes

[thepaulo]

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/09/entertainment-us-cannes-opening-wesander-idUSBRE8280HG20120309

http://www.cannes.com/

http://www.festival-cannes.fr/en.html

We don't know the full list yet

[Chigworthy]

I came in here lookin for peaches or somethin'.

[Crispy123]

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/1559606_340_1116081430036-spam.jpg

[Judge Smails]

http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VdpYxZzhATQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[disneyspy]

http://cdn.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5037/butt.jpg

[thepaulo]

NO NO NO
Not CANS!!!!!

[Chigworthy]

NO NO NO
Not CANS!!!!!

Then why start a thread about 'em?

[Crispy123]

http://rlv.zcache.com/success_comes_in_cans_not_cant_sticker-p217418928393871066z8j38_400.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-boobs5.jpg

[Chigworthy]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-boobs5.jpg

Are you a knoxicannes or a knoxicannesn't?








Boo.

[StanUpshaw]

NO NO NO
Not CANS!!!!!

Paulo really hates cans.

[PapaBear]

Isn't Saturday "catch as catch cannes" night?

[PapaBear]

NO NO NO
Not CANS!!!!!

Then why start a thread about 'em?
Because he has a real cannes deux attitude.

[PapaBear]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/16045302.jpg

[Chigworthy]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/590/b5e/127/resized/insanity-wolf-meme-generator-can-thread-makes-cannes-lupus-mad-2c6f71.jpg

[Judge Smails]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/16045302.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bCibxvS4W8A/TcqxaO_a8FI/AAAAAAAAALA/VNVVga5r6_8/s1600/james-caan4.jpg

[disneyspy]

Paulo really hates cans.

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWxSOD0zFg_OxdJXNQ7ACWda5mWcbhg 9_SojC0PFRyb1JiCdvkCQ

[Chigworthy]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/beb/b95/879/resized/confucius-says-meme-generator-cannesfucious-say-paur-o-no-rike-ass-n-titties-b802bd.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/beb/b95/879/resized/confucius-says-meme-generator-cannesfucious-say-paur-o-no-rike-ass-n-titties-b802bd.jpg

HAHAAHAA !!

[Crispy123]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/beb/b95/879/resized/confucius-says-meme-generator-cannesfucious-say-paur-o-no-rike-ass-n-titties-b802bd.jpg

sometimes racism makes me chuckle, this is one of those times. :lol:

[Chigworthy]

sometimes racism makes me chuckle, this is one of those times. :lol:

supposited

[thepaulo]

sometimes racism makes me chuckle, this is one of those times. :lol:

YOU RACIST BASTARDS!!!

[Bowel]

Have fun in Cannes Paul ... glad to see the Ron and Fez Show sending you there. Can't wait to hear your reports on the show. :clap:

[StanUpshaw]

I just watched The Artist.

If you ask me, it's a lock for the Palm d'Bore

[thepaulo]

YOU RACIST BASTARDS!!!

I hate the French!!!!!!

[thepaulo]

Get out your Haneke at the Oscars!

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/movies/2012/05/cannes-film-festival-awards-haneke-amour-holy-motors-kristen-stewart-pattinson-on-the-road.html

[deliciousV]

you looking for more of these Paulo?

<a href="http://s126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/?action=view&amp;current=cans.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/cans.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[thepaulo]

you looking for more of these Paulo?

<a href="http://s126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/?action=view&amp;current=cans.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/cans.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

They Can't Spell!
It's IRAQ!
and those women don'tn give free peaks.....I mean peeks.

[deliciousV]

They Can't Spell!
It's IRAQ!
and those women don'tn give free peaks.....I mean peeks.

Shit, you're right Paul, there are words.

[disneyspy]

i'd saddam that iraqi

[thepaulo]

http://www.eonline.com/news/409336/cannes-film-festival-lineup-unveiled-coen-brothers-sofia-coppola-steven-soderbergh-films-on-the-slate

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/moviesnow/la-et-mn-cannes-2013-coen-bros-james-grey-alexander-payne-gosling-film-festival-20130418,0,3809704.story

Coen bros
A. Payne
S. Soderburgh
Baz
Roman Po
Woody

two rad dudes
Nicolas Winding Refn and Takashi Miike

and the french will give a homage with fromage
to JERRY LEWIS starring in Max Rose

and Robert Redford all alone on a sinking ship in All Is Lost

Gotta go

[thepaulo]

Don't say cans or con but can or ken.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/05/15/how-to-pronounce-cannes-cans-can-or-con/

[ozzie]

Don't say cans or con but can or ken.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/05/15/how-to-pronounce-cannes-cans-can-or-con/

Ken?

No. I refuse.

[PapaBear]

Ken?

No. I refuse.
It's supposed to be plural.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Ken_Berry_1972.JPG/220px-Ken_Berry_1972.JPGhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1d/Kenneth_Parcell.jpg/250px-Kenneth_Parcell.jpghttp://www.pbs.org/kenburns/img/about_burns.gif

[thepaulo]

Only God Forgives has peaked my interest.

From the description it might be the most violent art film ever made.

http://entertainment.time.com/2013/05/22/only-god-forgives-a-red-light-for-ryan-gosling/

[thepaulo]

Coen Brothers didn't win.
Jury head Spielberg gave the top prize to a film noted for it's graphic lesbian sex.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2013/05/26/cannes-winner/2361731/

[keithy_19]

Coen Brothers didn't win.
Jury head Spielberg gave the top prize to a film noted for it's graphic lesbian sex.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2013/05/26/cannes-winner/2361731/

I watched a short clip of the movie and it didn't interest me at all.

[KnoxHarrington]

I watched a short clip of the movie and it didn't interest me at all.

I found this description of one of the scenes in a review:


She grows miserable, and experiments, disappointingly, with kissing another girl at school, and gets hit on by pretty much every patron in a lesbian bar — but it's clear that her chemistry with Emma is unique. So when they finally do connect sexually, it culminates not just in the release of Adèle's long-suppressed desires, but with the union of two people who share an undefinable physical connection. I clocked the first sex scene between Adèle and Emma — replete with fingering, licking, and, as a friend called it, "impressive scissoring" — at an approximate ten minutes. Audience walkouts began around minute nine. That turned into spontaneous applause (and relieved laughter), when the women climaxed and finished a minute later.


Interested now?

http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/ten-minute-lesbian-sex-scene-cannes.html

[keithy_19]

I found this description of one of the scenes in a review:



Interested now?

http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/ten-minute-lesbian-sex-scene-cannes.html

Oh I guess so.

[thepaulo]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/karin-badt/steven-spielberg-and-jury_b_3340490.html

The Coen Brothers did win the Grand prize which is like second place.

Bruce Dern won Best Actor for Alexander Payne's Nebraska.

[thepaulo]

http://www.tv3.ie/entertainment_article.php?locID=1.803.810&article=124508

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/grace-monaco-open-cannes-film-673769


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/24/sundance-film-festival-movies_n_4658721.html

http://www.spin.com/articles/best-films-sundance-2014/