Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 03/14/12 - I'll think of something...

[JerseyRich]

Its more wuder., but why not agua
Now I'm thirsty.

[Misteriosa]

You're not the boss of me.

I am. You just haven't realized it yet.

ban him.. BAN HIM! :banning:

[sailor]

But people from foreign countries don't say the united states (except English speaking countries, duh).

[LeedsJr]

Zito has balls

And Fez wants them.

Fezzie loves Zito!

Fezzie loves Zito!

[A.J.]

There is long standing argument now between people at another board where some dope thinks the name "Mario" is pronounced "Marry-oh"

It's "Mah-ree-oh"

:laugh:

[JerseyRich]

I like when my Japanese friends tell me that Mazda is pronounced "Matsuda." "Toyota" is not pronounced "Toyoda." "Honda" is "HO-N-DA" not "Handa." All I can think is that if the parent companies cared that much about the integrity of the name they wouldn't let their commercials state the company names as such.

The Korean company "Hyundai" (Hun-day) is supposed to be pronunced "Hyoon-die."

And I do not have any level of consensus on the pan company "T-Fal." I have seen commercials that say "Tea-Fal" but my UK friends often say, "Te-fal."
British people fuck up many words.

It's one thing that bugs me about my people.

[CountryBob]

I bet everyone on the show has to sign off on a waiver that they are in a "HR free" zone.

I would have fired everyone of them many times over already.

[jennysmurf]

ban him.. BAN HIM! :banning:

I would, but I think that turns him on in a sexual way.

[CountryBob]

I would, but I think that turns him on in a sexual way.

doesnt everything?

[sailor]

ban him.. BAN HIM! :banning:

Just think of all the old friends we'll get to see!

[JerseyRich]

I would, but I think that turns him on in a sexual way.
I'm chubbing up at the thought.

[Misteriosa]

I bet everyone on the show has to sign off on a waiver that they are in a "HR free" zone.

I would have fired everyone of them many times over already.

yeah.. i bet they have that deal with IT as well. how many people can say they can look up porn on the work computer with no reprecussions. :surrender:

[Furtherman]

I prefer "chick" to "Philly Crew."

agreed, brother man.

La La La La Laaaaaaaaa!

What about when people say, "Mih-zer-ah" instead of "Miz-ur-ee" for "Missouri?"

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize missourah!

[Misteriosa]

Just think of all the old friends we'll get to see!

yeah...

BAN HIM!

[jennysmurf]

Just think of all the old friends we'll get to see!

I don't want to be responsible for that.

[JerseyRich]

Just think of all the old friends we'll get to see!
V3 is down right now.

I'm surprised they haven't come over already

[sailor]

Anyone know if DS is still alive?

[Melk]

British people fuck up many words.

It's one thing that bugs me about my people.
Then there is an actual commercial from the UK where they call it....

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[Misteriosa]

La La La La Laaaaaaaaa!



I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize missourah!

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[Dell]

ahhh, Stalker Patty...the most soothing voice in radio

[Misteriosa]

Anyone know if DS is still alive?

spring is nearly here. the course has called for their groundskeeper.

[sailor]

V3 is down right now.

I'm surprised they haven't come over already

I thought u-dog fixed that earlier.

[JerseyRich]

Then there is an actual commercial from the UK where they call it....

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I've always called it Tee-Fal.

Mum does too.

[jennysmurf]

I thought u-dog fixed that earlier.

He's all talk.

[Warren Peace]

Go drink a glass of wooder.

and eat a bananer while you're at it.

[Misteriosa]

ahhh, Stalker Patty...the most soothing voice in radio

you mean more soothing than crazed or big aaaaaaaaaa? :ohmy:

[sailor]

ahhh, Stalker Patty...the most soothing voice in radio

We say St. Patty now.

[JerseyRich]

I thought u-dog fixed that earlier.
I don't think he actually did anything. It came back then shit the bed again.

[CountryBob]

Anyone know if DS is still alive?

He's probably laying on the ground next to an open bag of fertilizer

[Dell]

Anyone know if DS is still alive?

no, he is no longer unemployed...

[JerseyRich]

He's all talk.
Seriously.

All balls...no cock.

[Melk]

ahhh, Stalker Patty...the most soothing voice in radio
I like Patty, but she WILL say terrible pronunciation upon terrible pronunciation during this interview. I didn't realize she wasn't a "radio character" until they had her on "Maury."

[CountryBob]

that is Stalker Patty? where she been so long?

[sailor]

Omg, nationals nation was an obvious joke.

[CountryBob]

I fucking love Fez now!

[jennysmurf]

We say St. Patty now.

I thought it was supposed to be "Paddy."

[CountryBob]

ZITO - go with the bit you fucking dipshit!

[Dell]

I thought it was supposed to be "Paddy."

"Paaaaddy"

[jennysmurf]

He's probably laying on the ground next to an open bag of fertilizer

And has been for days.

[sailor]

I don't think he actually did anything. It came back then shit the bed again.

Crap. Hope it works itself out.

[CountryBob]

i like Stalker Patti's voice rather than this other chick

[Dell]

DL...dick lick...:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

:unsure:

[CountryBob]

NASCAR race in my town this weekend - ya'll come down and lets party!

[sailor]

I thought it was supposed to be "Paddy."

Yeah, that was the point of DS' joke.

[jennysmurf]

:unsure:

Yeah, it moved from funny to uncomfortable quickly...

[Dell]

zito has an entitlement mentality, maaaaaaan...

[CountryBob]

Yeah, it moved from funny to uncomfortable quickly...

sexual dension?

[CountryBob]

I'd bang Patti -

she's 57 years young! sounded a little Uncle Paulish

[Dell]

NASCAR race in my town this weekend - ya'll come down and lets party!

I already have a seat on I95...

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, that was the point of DS' joke.

:flush:

[CountryBob]

I already have a seat on I95...

where you be a goin?

[Misteriosa]

I'd bang Patti -

she's 57 years young! sounded a little Uncle Paulish

that'd be a humanitarian act. :surrender:

[JerseyRich]

Patty is so insect like.

She should find a dude that looks like a Frog.

[Dell]

use it or lose it Patty...(give ol cbob a ring)

[LeedsJr]

Patty is so insect like.

She should find a dude that looks like a Frog.

With a tiny little THOR-ax.

[Dell]

where you be a goin?

that's just my NASCAR joke...watching cars go by and the occasional wreck

[Misteriosa]

and her maaaaaandibles...

[A.J.]

Ha ha! Patty wants Peter Tork!

[Dell]

Ha ha! Patty wants Peter Tork!

more like Peter Pork or sumpthin...tss tss

[Misteriosa]

kris kristopherson?

yep... fezzy likes bears.

[jennysmurf]

where you be a goin?

Don't tell him, Dell, it's a trap!:surrender:

[CountryBob]

that's just my NASCAR joke...watching cars go by and the occasional wreck

ahhh - I see now :wink:

[CountryBob]

and her maaaaaandibles...

i guess she was already out of womandibles or sumphin.... tss

[realmenhatelife]

You'd have to take your dick to NASA for space age, aircraft grade lube before you tried to shuck patties oyster.

[CountryBob]

You'd have to take your dick to NASA for space age, aircraft grade lube before you tried to shuck patties oyster.

oh I bet the opposite - she has already wallowed that thing out with the King DOng dildo years ago.

And, she gets damp when anyone talks about sex around her.

[Misteriosa]

IIRC, o&a gave her a vibe. i think she'd be too embarassed to even use it, even at home.

[CountryBob]

IIRC, o&a gave her a vibe. i think she'd be too embarassed to even use it, even at home.

yeah, she probably thinks she would get a disease from it.

I could just imagine her on a date with her vibe, bowling, riding the bus to the casino, having a quaint italian dinner before coffee.

[deliciousV]

The Charlotte airport doesn't hate rf. Net! Found the bar, now I'm sulking, I don't think I had a nice full hang when i went thru the see you naked scanner back in myrtle. Little Feller just seemed like he was shy.

[jennysmurf]

The Charlotte airport doesn't hate rf. Net! Found the bar, now I'm sulking, I don't think I had a nice full hang when i went thru the see you naked scanner back in myrtle. Little Feller just seemed like he was shy.

All the TSA agents are laughing at you now.

[Misteriosa]

All the TSA agents are laughing at you now.

you know that photo went on the joke reel...

[deliciousV]

Get out of my head, the both of you!

[CountryBob]

you know that photo went on the joke reel...

Hey - he might be a grower not a shower

[jennysmurf]

you know that photo went on the joke reel...

Which will somehow get leaked to the internet...

[Misteriosa]

Which will somehow get leaked to the internet...

and eventually end up on cnn as part of some segment on alcohol and its adverse effects on pee-pees





:lol:

[deliciousV]

Hey - he might be a grower not a shower



I do alright for myself. I've managed to keep one woman satisfied for 28 years. But I know my junk laid down for the TSA machine.

[jennysmurf]

and eventually end up on cnn as part of some segment on alcohol and its adverse effects on pee-pees





:lol:

:happy:

[CountryBob]

the color pink is not good for a guy

[cougarjake13]

the color pink is not good for a guy



Works well for African Americans

[LeedsJr]

and eventually end up on cnn as part of some segment on alcohol and its adverse effects on pee-pees





:lol:

I don't find that funny at all. :surrender:

[CountryBob]

Works well for African Americans

i dont even understand

[S0S]

Stalker Patti is in the studio.

She admitted she had a crush on The Edge in the past.

Never knew she was such a flirt with working at a yogurt business and going to red lobster.

[jennysmurf]

I don't find that funny at all. :surrender:

It's okay, it happens to everybody sometimes...:unsure:

[Misteriosa]

BHAHAHAHAHAHA! :clap:

[CountryBob]

I Was In The Pool!
I Was In The Pool!

[deliciousV]

I don't find that funny at all. :surrender:


Welcome to my beat down

[Gutter]

Who is this boring loser with Patti in studio?

that chick sucks.

[Misteriosa]

Who is this boring loser with Patti in studio?

that chick sucks.

i think they said it was laura :unsure:

[CountryBob]

fun show today - but being with you all made it even "funner"

adios :bye:

[jennysmurf]

They're playing "Satellite." Booooooooo...I don't want the show to end today!

[deliciousV]

i think they said it was laura :unsure:



More like Bor-a.

[Gutter]

i think they said it was laura :unsure:

she stinks.

[deliciousV]

I'll send a pic fromthe NCAA tourney tomorrow. You know you'll love it

[LeedsJr]

Show flew by today.

Later buddays.

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[jennysmurf]

Goodbye, snickerdoodles!!:bye:

[deliciousV]

Later Y'all

[JerseyRich]

I love you all.

I was just angry about v3 being down.

It's back now!

Seeya tomorrow!