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Pootertoot
02-08-2002, 12:19 AM
Due to a recent bout with illness, I've been able to put much thought into the ways of the world, and I've come up with this most perplexing question:

Are Retards Regional?

Do some retards have accents? If they do, that's HYSTERICAL. I would pay a lot of money to see that. Hopefully, they'd dance for me, too.

Have you ever seen a retard speaking a foreign language? If I went to, say, Quebec, would I see a French Canadian Retard speaking french?

That, also, would be HYSTERICAL.

I bet they all speak english and it's an undiscovered phenomenon.

Oh, and if not by the eyes, how do you tell a jap retard? They're the big ones.


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IkeaBoy
02-08-2002, 12:24 AM
just thinking of 'downs snydrome' voice saying "what are you talking aboot" makes me giggle

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TheGameHHH
02-08-2002, 12:37 AM
Wow, you have way too much time on your hands, but I'm glad to see you are putting that time to good use. How funny would a large Chinesse retard be?

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sunndoggy8
02-08-2002, 12:44 AM
See, the fascinating thing is that some retards are regional, while some are not. I know this because of my extensive work with retards...seriously, ask Mr. Pootertoot, or as I have nicknamed him, "The Ballerina".

Anyway, back to regional retardation. Some have the accents to a minor degree, while others simply never picked them up. You can really sort of hear the accent in their voices sometimes, while other times, not at all.

Now the ones who didn't pick them up are considered by many to be the immune ones, but let's just call them the "Untouchables" in this regard. The untouchables, while not picking up accents, are immune to the regional area culture and society...which is what makes them so valuable in terms of retard vs. retard wars. Not that there is such a war underway, but I'm just saying.

(...not many will understand my weak retard joke, but I couldn't resist, even if it isn't funny. I still enjoyed it.)

In terms of languages, yes it is kind of funny at first to hear them speak different languages, but you get used to it I suppose...

And in terms of your japanese comment, I will call you a racist bastard!

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Havenostaples
02-08-2002, 12:50 AM
Ive never seen a midget retard, have you?

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Sabotage
02-08-2002, 12:55 AM
Asians who stutter make me laugh. I think Staten Islanders are a little more retarded the the rest of the city. Maybe because of the dump. Who knows.

Hooray, We can say "Stuff your Ass" now! Damn, now I'm starving!

IkeaBoy
02-08-2002, 01:00 AM
the chinese kill their unfortunates HHH

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Pootertoot
02-08-2002, 01:16 AM
I've seen a midget retard in a golf cap. I have never laughed harder in my life.

And there has to be a chinese retard SOMEWHERE. Maybe not in China, but maybe in the dark recesses of some grocery store...

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The Blowhard
02-08-2002, 02:05 AM
In China, baby retards and girls have their heads smashed against rocks and thrown into the river. You can look it up.

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HordeKing1
02-08-2002, 02:53 AM
More fascinating that speaking dialect is signing dialect.

I had a case once where the claimant was a deaf mute who communicated with ASL (American Sign Language). He had his own interpreter and off the record would talk through her. On the record, he had to go through a court appointed ASL duly sworn and all.

During the course of his testimony, I noticed that his (unofficial) interpreter was very restless and looked upset. I pointed it out to the judge who asked her what was bothering her.

She said that the court interpretor wasn't saying what he signed to her.

The judge asked the court interpretor what was going on and she threw up her hands in frustration and said "I can't understand his accent!"

That was a red letter day in American Jurisprudence.

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F1Gm3nT
02-08-2002, 08:57 AM
poot... you seriosly have outdone yourself

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Doogie
02-08-2002, 09:21 AM
God wouldnt that be classic to walk into a chinese food place and make an order with a retard, watch him screw up, then get clubbed on the head with a large spoon for it..."pork flead reecee, otay". God we are all going to have retarded children as a result of this post...

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Sheeplovr
02-08-2002, 01:59 PM
Iv seen RETARTED french people in this weird TV show that IFC showed when i had it


oh iv seen retarted asians to

I used to teach a retarted jewish kid



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CovDiesel
02-08-2002, 02:09 PM
There is a french retard on Opie and Anthony, no?

Anyway, I would pay money to see a retard say "ya'll" and I would love to see one peal an orange.

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EQ
02-08-2002, 02:41 PM
This is so funny, Pootertoot.

Yes, there are French Canadian 'tards..and if you think Celine Dion speaks "wid dat 'REH-decyuluss acSON', Oui?" Imagine the same, except with a slight difference. "Den yoo mae Fyine dat (slobber) hwe wetawds ahv dee thimiilah, funny thoun', non? yeth?"

Okay, now I can go back to my native homeland, and slowly burn in hell. ( I have already alienated myself from the Amish. Does that sound redundant?) :) :(;)


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Hot4Teacher
02-08-2002, 04:47 PM
:( This thread makes me sad, I am a Special Education teacher at an after school program for youths with Mental Retardation. I think thats enough said...oh I know you guys are just trying to be funny.

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ag
02-08-2002, 05:05 PM
H4T, I know how you feel, I actually have a brother who is fully retarted, however, I myself laugh at tart jokes, I am a horrible man for doing this

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IkeaBoy
02-08-2002, 05:17 PM
oh I know you guys are just trying to be funny. We're not, the tards do a good job of that themselves

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The Blowhard
02-08-2002, 07:02 PM
We're not, the tards do a good job of that themselves


Ikea, to the Principal's office..NOW!

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MANdrew
02-09-2002, 03:39 PM
ive been saying for years that i want to see a chinese retarded midget who grew up in england, and you all have mentioned every characteristic of my vision...well done!

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skullcrush
02-09-2002, 08:57 PM
only in poland poot.

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