Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/20/12 - Hand Claps

[realmenhatelife]

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[sailor]

Btw, the busy-buddy shooter story from yesterday's show, the shooter allegedly might be Hispanic, not white for what it's worth.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

Btw, the busy-buddy shooter story from yesterday's show, the shooter allegedly might be Hispanic, not white for what it's worth.

i heard that the justice department was going to investigate this incident.

[sailor]

hey buddays :bye:



i heard that the justice department was going to investigate this incident.

I think I read FBI or something. Good.

[Misteriosa]

here we go :)

[CountryBob]

Buddays :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah I read that the Feds were going to investigate.



I was thinking, could Fred's 1 week absence be for interviewing, testing, paperwork?

[Gutter]

hey buddays :bye:



i heard that the justice department was going to investigate this incident.

I think I read FBI or something. Good.

good news, as indeed they are buddays....

http://gawker.com/5894732/us-department-of-justice-and-fbi-will-investigate-trayvon-martin-killing

US Justice Dept and FBI are looking at this whole thing from top to bottom.

[Misteriosa]

i heard that the justice department was going to investigate this incident.

I think I read FBI or something. Good.

apparently, its both:

U.S. Department of Justice and FBI Will Investigate Trayvon Martin Killing (http://gawker.com/5894732/us-department-of-justice-and-fbi-will-investigate-trayvon-martin-killing)

[Misteriosa]

good news, as indeed they are buddays....

http://gawker.com/5894732/us-department-of-justice-and-fbi-will-investigate-trayvon-martin-killing

US Justice Dept and FBI are looking at this whole thing from top to bottom.

apparently, its both:

U.S. Department of Justice and FBI Will Investigate Trayvon Martin Killing (http://gawker.com/5894732/us-department-of-justice-and-fbi-will-investigate-trayvon-martin-killing)

jinx!!!

[Gutter]

jinx!!!

again!!! who's turn is it to buy the coke? and by coke I mean soda, and by soda I mean beer.

[Misteriosa]

again!!! who's turn is it to buy the coke? and by coke I mean soda, and by soda I mean beer.

come to the bar night on the 31st, you jinxy fuck.

you owe me plenty of drinks

[realmenhatelife]

I heard it.

[Gutter]

We polled 100 buddays......

what does the crazy man mumble?


SURVEY SAYS!!!!

COOOOOOOONSSSSS!!!!!

[Gutter]

I heard it.

actually, I think I might be hearing "punks".

[CountryBob]

this guy needs to be executed....

this is truly a hate crime...

[Misteriosa]

yeah he totally said it.

(this reminds me of those ghost shows where they play the e.v.p.s over and over again)

[Gutter]

come to the bar night on the 31st, you jinxy fuck.

you owe me plenty of drinks

ahhhhh......I think I'm going to AC for the beer festival that weekend.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

heard this story on the road yesterday and couldn't believe they didn't press charges given the man hunted the kid down...hope the fibis fuck this guy up

[CountryBob]

come to the bar night on the 31st, you jinxy fuck.

you owe me plenty of drinks

Am I invited?

[Misteriosa]

Am I invited?

of course

[CountryBob]

yeah he totally said it.

(this reminds me of those ghost shows where they play the e.v.p.s over and over again)

Ghost Hunters - :clap:

[disneyspy]

sounds like he said "fuck your poon"

[sailor]

Am I invited?

All are invited!

[Misteriosa]

ahhhhh......I think I'm going to AC for the beer festival that weekend.

hahahahaha!

[Dell]

We polled 100 buddays......

what does the crazy man mumble?


SURVEY SAYS!!!!

COOOOOOOONSSSSS!!!!!

or "punks" which would jive with his earlier teenage comment...

[CountryBob]

of course

You never know I just might show up - if I do, I promise to wear a big cowboy hat, chaps and spurs to country up the atmosphere.....

[Misteriosa]

Ghost Hunters - :clap:

and ghost adventures :o

along with "my ghost story" (which i really like)

[Gutter]

or "punks" which would jive with his earlier teenage comment...

Yea, I heard it after I posted that.

[CountryBob]

and ghost adventures :o

along with "my ghost story" (which i really like)

I will have to check out these others

[LeedsJr]

It sounds more like punks to me.

Either way, the guy needs to be locked up.

[Dell]

You never know I just might show up - if I do, I promise to wear a big cowboy hat, chaps and spurs to country up the atmosphere.....

with nothing else, I'm sure...

[sailor]

You never know I just might show up - if I do, I promise to wear a big cowboy hat, chaps and spurs to country up the atmosphere.....

Please wear pants as well.

[Misteriosa]

You never know I just might show up - if I do, I promise to wear a big cowboy hat, chaps and spurs to country up the atmosphere.....

oh dont worry about not people knowing who you are. you chicklet/rob perlman teeth will totally give you away :tongue:

[CountryBob]

well, the more I hear it - the more I hear punks

[Gutter]

hahahahaha!

I almost wish I was joking now.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe he's trying to remember to send his movie back on netflix, "Benny and Joon"

[Misteriosa]

I almost wish I was joking now.

never fails. :o

[CountryBob]

oh dont worry about not people knowing who you are. you chicklet/rob perlman teeth will totally give you away :tongue:

Hahahah - chicklet like teeth?

My teeth are exceptional - once had a customer ask me if they were fake and made me pull on them to prove it....

[realmenhatelife]

oh dont worry about not people knowing who you are. you chicklet/rob perlman teeth will totally give you away :tongue:

Psst, Misti

Ron Pearlman

[Misteriosa]

I will have to check out these others

ghost adventures is on the travel channel and my ghost story is on the biography channel.

a youtube search can get you a few episodes of "my ghost story"

[Misteriosa]

Psst, Misti

thanks. :o

[Dell]

I cannot imagine packing a gun on neighborhood watch unless crimes involving guns were a constant problem (then I'd just stay in my house with my guns)

[realmenhatelife]

I dont get Ron's point at all, this is a huge story, noone is ignoring it. It has nothing to do with bullying.

[Gutter]

never fails. :o

I know! too many plans.

[CountryBob]

He's saying Moops

[Misteriosa]

i think the part thats freaking everyone out the most is that the murderer (because that part is indisputable) wasnt even arrested or detained.

[Dell]

He's saying Moops

IT'S MOORS...

[sailor]

I also vote punks.

[LeedsJr]

I dont get Ron's point at all, this is a huge story, noone is ignoring it. It has nothing to do with bullying.

Yeah, I don't understand why he keeps shoehorning bullying into this, either.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, I don't understand why he keeps shoehorning bullying into this, either.

We should just count our lucky stars 'moderates' hasn't come up.

[Dell]

We should just count our lucky stars 'moderates' hasn't come up.

goddamn bullying moderates...

[Gutter]

goddamn bullying moderates...

moderate bullying?

wait....I did that wrong.

[realmenhatelife]

The manning story that Ron wouldn't let happen is 5 years, 96 mill.

[sailor]

That caller is crazy. I definitely don't know people who live within 70 yards of me.

[Misteriosa]

That caller is crazy. I definitely don't know people who live within 70 yards of me.

ive lived in my current apartment for 12 years. im only NOW remembering my next door neighbor's last name.

[realmenhatelife]

Sharon Needles has been blowing up my timeline with Willam links.

[CountryBob]

That caller is crazy. I definitely don't know people who live within 70 yards of me.

Me religious next door neighbors must think I am the antichrist because I wouldnt go to church with them when I moved in last year.

My neighbor across the street is an Indian couple that will not even wave back to me.

Thats as far as I go with my neighbors.

[CountryBob]

ive lived in my current apartment for 12 years. im only NOW remembering my next door neighbor's last name.

need to take a picture of each tennant and put on a board down stairs

[CountryBob]

Shark Sighting!

[Gutter]

My neighbor across the street is an Indian couple that will not even wave back to me.


Bring them some apple butter. Indians love that shit and you'll make quick friends.

[Misteriosa]

the shark gets through :o

Sharon Needles has been blowing up my timeline with Willam links.

anything hinting at the reason for the dq?

[realmenhatelife]

Lets not forget that Blowhard swore he would go to Houston. Now Blowhard has to call in to talk about that.

I get the feeling Blowhard made a bad bet just to give him an additional reason to call, like that episode of Seinfeld.

[sailor]

ive lived in my current apartment for 12 years. im only NOW remembering my next door neighbor's last name.

There are 12 apartments in my building. I might know 8 families by sight. I know no one's name, other than the super. I think it's different if you live in suburban houses, maybe.

[Misteriosa]

There are 12 apartments in my building. I might know 8 families by sight. I know no one's name, other than the super. I think it's different if you live in suburban houses, maybe.

yeah.. my building has 33 floors with maybe 10 apartments on each floor. no way im gonna know all of them.

[realmenhatelife]

There are 12 apartments in my building. I might know 8 families by sight. I know no one's name, other than the super. I think it's different if you live in suburban houses, maybe.

Old school suburban neighborhoods maybe, like when I was growing up we knew most of the houses on my street because everyone had kids who played together, now my mom knows the people immediately on either side and my dad doesn't know anyone in his neighborhood. I dont know anyone on my block now.

[CountryBob]

if you dont know your neighbors - it makes it easier to not have to get involved in any of their issues...

[Gutter]

Manning Now a Horse of a Different Color.

[Gutter]

That's not me.

[Furtherman]

I dont get Ron's point at all, this is a huge story, noone is ignoring it. It has nothing to do with bullying.

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cable_crop.jpg

[CountryBob]

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cable_crop.jpg

I dont believe this propaganda

[Dell]

I know the neighbors that have children the age of ours...many of those have moved since the primary attraction to the neighborhood is the school system and ours children graduated years ago

[deliciousV]

Bring them some apple butter. Indians love that shit and you'll make quick friends.

who doesn't love apple butter?

[sailor]

Water head meet horse face

[sailor]

who doesn't love apple butter?

Pakis?

[Gutter]

who doesn't love apple butter?

I'm ok with it.

[CountryBob]

who doesn't love apple butter?

gotta have cinnamon in it

[deliciousV]

Pakis?

savages

[Misteriosa]

what is apple butter?

[CountryBob]

what is apple butter?

are you kidding?

[Misteriosa]

are you kidding?

no :unsure:

[sailor]

what is apple butter?

Concentrated applesauce you use like jelly or preserves.

[Misteriosa]

Concentrated applesauce you use like jelly or preserves.

thank you. i wasnt sure if it really had butter in it.

[realmenhatelife]

what is apple butter?

are you kidding?

Ha, go bump that thread.

[CountryBob]

Ha, go bump that thread.

I have a hard time finding threads using the search function - I hate it.

[sailor]

thank you. i wasnt sure if it really had butter in it.

My pleasure. It's like:

Grape = jelly
Strawberry = preserves
Orange = marmalade
Apple = butter

[sailor]

I have a hard time finding threads using the search function - I hate it.

Search thread title apple

[jennysmurf]

thank you. i wasnt sure if it really had butter in it.

It's ick--don't bother.:thumbdown:

Strawberry butter--that's where it's at!

[Misteriosa]

It's ick--don't bother.:thumbdown:

ive never had apple butter before. thanks for the head's up.

[CountryBob]

It's ick--don't bother.:thumbdown:

I lurve getting those cheese biscuits at Red Lobster and take them home, warm them in the oven and then smother them in Cinnamon apple butter.

[LeedsJr]

who doesn't love apple butter?

Pakis?

It's ick--don't bother.:thumbdown:

Strawberry butter--that's where it's at!

Jenny's Pakistani? I had no idea.

[realmenhatelife]

My pleasure. It's like:

Grape = jelly
Strawberry = preserves
Orange = marmalade
Apple = butter

Where does jam fit in?

[Misteriosa]

i would think those biscuits would go better with a strawberry jam.

[jennysmurf]

Jenny's Pakistani? I had no idea.

There's a hole in your logic somewhere, but heck if I can find it!

[Misteriosa]

Where does jam fit in?

with preserves?

[LeedsJr]

Where does jam fit in?

It doesn't fit, that's why you have to jam it.

HAHAHA - okay, that was terrible.

[jennysmurf]

It doesn't fit, that's why you have to jam it.

HAHAHA - okay, that was terrible.

It was, but I giggled.:happy:

[Gutter]

and that's how we google maps it

[realmenhatelife]

It doesn't fit, that's why you have to jam it.

HAHAHA - okay, that was terrible.

Cant argue with that.

[realmenhatelife]

If you work in a busy starbucks and someone messes up your bathroom or it needs to be stocked it's common practice to just lock the door and throw up an out of order sign until you're slow enough to send someone to take care of it.

I also think some of the starbucks' down here have switched to needing a key for the bathroom. But is it an issue that they want you to buy something before using their bathroom? It costs money to maintain the bathroom.

[Misteriosa]

If you work in a busy starbucks and someone messes up your bathroom or it needs to be stocked it's common practice to just lock the door and throw up an out of order sign until you're slow enough to send someone to take care of it.

I also think some of the starbucks' down here have switched to needing a key for the bathroom. But is it an issue that they want you to buy something before using their bathroom? It costs money to maintain the bathroom.

a few of the fast food joints around here have taken to using the token system (kinda like on the subway) to regulate the bathroom issue. you have to purchase something/present a receipt and then request the token to use the bathroom.

[Crispy123]

a few of the fast food joints around here have taken to using the token system (kinda like on the subway) to regulate the bathroom issue. you have to purchase something/present a receipt and then request the token to use the bathroom.

sounds pretty racist if u ask me.

[realmenhatelife]

Bathroom doorman would be a good job for a pervert.

A lot of it has to do with the homeless, who destroy bathrooms.

[jennysmurf]

sounds pretty racist if u ask me.

Are you saying that some people of color may not have as much money as others? Racist.

[sailor]

Go to a bar, order a shot, use bathroom (wash hands), do shot, leave.

[Gutter]

A lot of it has to do with the homeless, who destroy bathrooms.

and women.

[sailor]

and women.

Homeless destroy women or women destroy bathrooms. Both make sense.

[Misteriosa]

meh.. i have to go to the bank. i hope the trains are working... :down:

and the mcdonalds near my job has a security guard. his job is to enforce the 20 minute table limit and to make sure only customers use the bathroom.

(there is a methadone clinic nearby and a lot of the clients from the clinic like to hang out at mcdonalds after receiving their pills to ride out the first stages of the high or whatever)

[Gutter]

Homeless destroy women or women destroy bathrooms. Both make sense.

women destroy bathrooms. its' just total chaos in there.

[Crispy123]

Are you saying that some people of color may not have as much money as others? Racist.

Making people take the token to the bathroom is racist.

[jennysmurf]

and women.

I was going to go all "feminist" on you, but when I worked at Subway in college, the women's bathroom was always WAY worse than the men's. You get a point this time, but I'm watching you, so don't try it again.:annoyed:

[realmenhatelife]

and women.

They wont sit on the seat because it's all pissed on, but it's all pissed on because they hover instead of sit. catch 22

[Misteriosa]

aww.. that little boy sounds like my nephew :glurps:

[Misteriosa]

They wont sit on the seat because it's all pissed on, but it's all pissed on because they hover instead of sit. catch 22

^^^

[jennysmurf]

Making people take the token to the bathroom is racist.

Because they won't make a white person take a token? Not sure if you're being silly......

[Gutter]

I was going to go all "feminist" on you, but when I worked at Subway in college, the women's bathroom was always WAY worse than the men's. You get a point this time, but I'm watching you, so don't try it again.:annoyed:

hahaha......I only said it because almost 100% of women agree with me on the horrors of your collective bathroom conditions.

[realmenhatelife]

I love that Katy Perry

[Gutter]

They wont sit on the seat because it's all pissed on, but it's all pissed on because they hover instead of sit. catch 22

south park was right.....we should all just start using the toilet the way it was intended.

[sailor]

I love that Katy Perry

Who doesn't?

[Crispy123]

Because they won't make a white person take a token? Not sure if you're being silly......

Im pretty sure white people are the only ones who CAN take a token...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTKzNoDYmfxWJY-zSDbLUisMdkwucavGkb5Pp5ubuUwMY2H7vA15kDkbu5

[realmenhatelife]

Relax you hard on, it's a joke, she's not guesting on a fucking digable planets record.

[sailor]

Relax you hard on, it's a joke, she's not guesting on a fucking digable planets record.

Huh?

[realmenhatelife]

This is another aggrivating story because the angle is 'oh shut up fanboys.' It's a major story componant.

[realmenhatelife]

Huh?

Ron no selling Katy Perry's joke song.

[sailor]

Ron no selling Katy Perry's joke song.

Cool. I was the only one who replied to your last post and didn't know what I did wrong. Also, I don't know what that's from, but it sounds like maybe from a tv show, which would explain the lyrics.

[deliciousV]

Because they won't make a white person take a token? Not sure if you're being silly......

focus on the word "token" , and it's many uses.

[sailor]

What did they do to this movie?

[jennysmurf]

focus on the word "token" , and it's many uses.

Ahhhh...got it...I'll slap myself in the face now.....:flush:

[Crispy123]

Ahhhh...got it...I'll slap myself in the face now.....:flush:

I wasnt sure if you were messing with me or not... :tongue:

[Dell]

the indentation in the middle of the area between the nose and the upper lip is called the philtrum...snapple fact 780

(ninja turtle talk is not my favorite topic...)

[deliciousV]

the indentation in the middle of the area between the nose and the upper lip is called the philtrum...snapple fact 780

(ninja turtle talk is not my favorite topic...)

racist

[Dell]

racist

okay, I had my first laugh on this topic...

[Crispy123]

racist

he said upper LIP.

so you are mistaken sir. :wink:

[jennysmurf]

I wasnt sure if you were messing with me or not... :tongue:

Unfortunately, no. Just moving very slowly this morning.:down:

[Crispy123]

nothing funnier than a joke forwarded in an email... :thumbdown:

[jennysmurf]

nothing funnier than a joke forwarded in an email... :thumbdown:

You've tried them in your routine, haven't you?

[Gutter]

oh good.......crazed.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's parallel doesn't work. QT is making a symbolic point with the ending of Basterds, it's an abstract comment on the power of film, not a reimagining of history.

It's valid that if you are making a movie about Teenagers who are also mutants and at the same time ninjas and also turtles, and you say "I'm not crazy about making them mutants" that's a quarter of what they are so maybe you should find a different script, especially when the whole reason to buy the property is for the existing fanbase.

The original comic was a parody of existing forms, so you cant draw a lot of weight from its' tone apart from parody.

[jennysmurf]

oh good.......crazed.

It's killing me. Slowly. And with a stutter.

[Crispy123]

You've tried them in your routine, haven't you?

It happens...sometimes :help:

[LeedsJr]

oh good.......crazed.

It's killing me. Slowly. And with a stutter.

Haters.

[Crispy123]

Haha! suck and fuckerberg :lol:

[Melk]

Ron's parallel doesn't work. QT is making a symbolic point with the ending of Basterds, it's an abstract comment on the power of film, not a reimagining of history.

It's valid that if you are making a movie about Teenagers who are also mutants and at the same time ninjas and also turtles, and you say "I'm not crazy about making them mutants" that's a quarter of what they are so maybe you should find a different script, especially when the whole reason to buy the property is for the existing fanbase.

The original comic was a parody of existing forms, so you cant draw a lot of weight from its' tone apart from parody.
I just don't think it is a big deal. The existance of Bay's version doesn't change the fact that there is lots of other turtle material out there that follows cannon as poorly as the TV cartoons.

[Gutter]

this guy really thinks he's on to something here.

[jennysmurf]

He just said "sore-ey." CANADIAN ALERT!!!

[CountryBob]

Space shuttle endeavor

[Melk]

oh good.......crazed.
Crazed: H-h-h-hey Ronnie B.
Ron: Hi Crazed.
Crazed: I h-h-h-have a joke.
Ron: Who told you the joke?
Crazed: Somebody.
Ron: Who?

Fascinating radio

I hate that I feel this way, but I get incredibly frustrated and uncomfortable when radio programs have stutters on. It doesn't matter if it is John Melandez or Big A, the repetition of sound is irritating.

[realmenhatelife]

I just don't think it is a big deal. The existance of Bay's version doesn't change the fact that there is lots of other turtle material out there that follows cannon as poorly as the TV cartoons.

If you're not psyched by the decision it's your responsibility to just ignore it, true. But at the same time I appreciate how frustrating it is to be the reason anyone is even thinking about doing the property and then having it changed by someone who just has the money to buy it. They aren't talking about a battle toads movie for a reason, in part that's owed to the 'fan boys.'


Another, more subtle reason this is bullshit, is that there were rumors that the same developer that made Arkham Asylum and Arkham City were going to do a TMNT game as well, which would be incredible.

[Gutter]

He just said "sore-ey." CANADIAN ALERT!!!

Plus he didn't know Lou Reed.

[Gutter]

Crazed: H-h-h-hey Ronnie B.
Ron: Hi Crazed.
Crazed: I h-h-h-have a joke.
Ron: Who told you the joke?
Crazed: Somebody.
Ron: Who?

Fascinating radio

I hate that I feel this way, but I get incredibly frustrated and uncomfortable when radio programs have stutters on. It doesn't matter if it is John Melandez or Big A, the repetition of sound is irritating.

its the attempted free styling that gets me more than anything.

[sailor]

What ever happened to David Blaine's cousin?

[CountryBob]

I always laugh at crazed.

[Melk]

its the attempted free styling that gets me more than anything.
And he stutters then, too.

He has blues, crews, shoes, pays his dues with the ones and twos.

[jennysmurf]

its the attempted free styling that gets me more than anything.

And he stutters then, too.

Yeah, I have to get up and leave my computer when that starts up.

[Misteriosa]

back from the bank!

and i brought my lunch with me. im trying to lose some wieght so i got a small soup and 2 tangerines. of course, this is all being chased with some water :o

[Gutter]

And he stutters then, too.

He has blues, crews, shoes, pays his dues with the ones and twos.

i think i vomit every time he brings up the "ones and twos".

[Misteriosa]

yeah.. pepper's lungs work because they manage to help suck down air. it's the wheezing that needs to be addressed :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

i think i vomit every time he brings up the "ones and twos".

i missed a crazed call in too? this day is getting better...

[CountryBob]

back from the bank!

and i brought my lunch with me. im trying to lose some wieght so i got a small soup and 2 tangerines. of course, this is all being chased with some water :o
Good job - I myself have made changes not only to my diet but also a healthier lifestyle. Im now on the path

[Misteriosa]

i think we need to put fez in contact with manila luzon and saharah davenport :laugh:

[Gutter]

What ever happened to David Blaine's cousin?

I think one of the seals Blaine was training for a magic trick bit his hand off

[Gutter]

i missed a crazed call in too? this day is getting better...

yea, you lucked out.

[CountryBob]

Haha - fatback marlyn Monroe look!

[Misteriosa]

ha! megan fox pops up on the search "slutty old woman" but courtney stodden doesnt show up? :lol:

[CountryBob]

I wear polo - smelly goody :)

[jennysmurf]

ha! megan fox pops up on the search "slutty old woman" but courtney stodden doesnt show up? :lol:

Is Courtney Stodden the girl who married the old guy? The one that Joel McHale makes fun of on the Soup all the time?

[CountryBob]

Ha does Fez go to the Copacabana?

[Rhah]

Hullo!

[Gutter]

Floor show? Is Fez trying to get laid at a car dealership?

[Misteriosa]

I wear polo - smelly goody :)

i wear this:
http://apothica.com/xl_images/17297.jpg

[Gutter]

ha! megan fox pops up on the search "slutty old woman" but courtney stodden doesnt show up? :lol:

she only LOOKS like a slutty old woman. as far as every one else knows, she's a slutty young woman.

[Misteriosa]

Is Courtney Stodden the girl who married the old guy? The one that Joel McHale makes fun of on the Soup all the time?

yeah.. the one that swears shes 16 but looks like she's 46.. :laugh:

[Gutter]

Is Courtney Stodden the girl who married the old guy? The one that Joel McHale makes fun of on the Soup all the time?

Yea, she married Yanoosh.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uI4nujUzKn8/TWLtHLYy5TI/AAAAAAAAAN0/O6lK5kM5kkA/s1600/a_child.jpg

[Dell]

I rather listen to Crazed at FULL VOLUME than another Advice Show...then again, I love Crazed and laugh at Ron's genius lines

[Dell]

I can think of nothing more frustrating than multiple wives...one is good and plenty

[Gutter]

I can think of nothing more frustrating than multiple wives...one is good and plenty

yes, the multiple wives thing sounds terrible.

[deliciousV]

1. Fez should start drinking again, it was never a problem, his shrink is a hack.

2. Fez needs to learn one simple thing, all men are trying to get laid, the hardest part is finding a woman who'll let us do stuff to them. In a gay bar full of men, all of whom want to cum, it should be like shooting loads at fish in a barrel. This knowledge will give him confindence.

[Melk]

I enjoy the advice show, but Ron doesn't seem to comprehend that Fez is a gay who was raised conservatively and likes the idea that he could be with a virgin. This doesn't make him THAT odd.

[LeedsJr]

1. Fez should start drinking again, it was never a problem, his shrink is a hack.

2. Fez needs to learn one simple thing, all men are trying to get laid, the hardest part is finding a woman who'll let us do stuff to them. In a gay bar full of men, all of whom want to cum, it should be like shooting loads at fish in a barrel. This knowledge will give him confindence.

Mod quotes!

[Dell]

1. Fez should start drinking again, it was never a problem, his shrink is a hack.

2. Fez needs to learn one simple thing, all men are trying to get laid, the hardest part is finding a woman who'll let us do stuff to them. In a gay bar full of men, all of whom want to cum, it should be like shooting loads at fish in a barrel. This knowledge will give him confindence.

my friend dated women before accepting his homosexuality...he said the biggest difference (besides the parts) is that a gay date always results in sex

[Gutter]

1. Fez should start drinking again, it was never a problem, his shrink is a hack.

2. Fez needs to learn one simple thing, all men are trying to get laid, the hardest part is finding a woman who'll let us do stuff to them. In a gay bar full of men, all of whom want to cum, it should be like shooting loads at fish in a barrel. This knowledge will give him confindence.

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/680/57680/206035.jpg

or just trying for mod quotes.


btw, I'm laughing my ass off at this joker pic. That thing is fucking perfect.

[deliciousV]

Mod quotes!

the ones I use to have that they removed were better than these.

[sailor]

And go daddies.

[realmenhatelife]

1. Fez should start drinking again, it was never a problem, his shrink is a hack.

2. Fez needs to learn one simple thing, all men are trying to get laid, the hardest part is finding a woman who'll let us do stuff to them. In a gay bar full of men, all of whom want to cum, it should be like shooting loads at fish in a barrel. This knowledge will give him confindence.

I dont think Fez can handle his liqour at all.

But Fez doesn't want to have sex yet. Getting laid isn't that hard, he's just terrified of it. He needs to psyche himself up and get his first blowey and realize it's all casual.

And FYI the ladies like to bang as much as guys.

[Melk]

1. Fez should start drinking again, it was never a problem, his shrink is a hack.
We know Fez is terrible at conveying what happens during his day. MANY psychologists ask depressed clients to sober up because SOME depressed people are just depressed due to alcohol.

[Misteriosa]

And FYI the ladies like to bang as much as guys.

^^^^^^^^^^

[sailor]

yes, the multiple wives thing sounds terrible.

Wouldn't mind another.

[Gutter]

Wouldn't mind another.

I suspect you did very well for yourself the first time around then.

[sailor]

I dont think Fez can handle his liqour at all.

But Fez doesn't want to have sex yet. Getting laid isn't that hard, he's just terrified of it. He needs to psyche himself up and get his first blowey and realize it's all casual.

And FYI the ladies like to bang as much as guys.

I've see fez drink at numerous events and he was always under control.

[Dell]

Wouldn't mind another.

HAHAHA...the ole substitution (may have more success than asking to add a friend for the night)

[sailor]

I suspect you did very well for yourself the first time around then.

Sure. She's the best.

[realmenhatelife]

^^^^^^^^^^

Sup Misti, how you doin?

[deliciousV]

And FYI the ladies like to bang as much as guys.

I do know this, but most wrestle with social stigma and upbringing, they reign their urges in until they feel comfortable with their situation. Men are expected to be hornballs, there is a reason for this.

[Gutter]

Jay Oakerson?!?!?!?!?! fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!

He's like bizarro Hicks!

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[sailor]

Sup Misti, how you doin?

Try telling her the world is going to end.

[Dell]

Try telling her the world is going to end.

you're killing today...:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Try telling her the world is going to end.

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

I've see fez drink at numerous events and he was always under control.

I'm just judging by how out of hand things get on the show. True he's probably hamming it a bit. A little social lubricant would probably help.

[Crispy123]

Jay Oakerson?!?!?!?!?! fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!

He's like bizarro Hicks!


His WTF with Maron was a good episode.

[jennysmurf]

Try telling her the world is going to end.

Callback!!:clap:

[Misteriosa]

uh oh.. i just swallowed a tangerine pit... :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

I can think of nothing more frustrating than multiple wives...one is good and plenty

And am I the only one who thought of the candy, when they read this?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg/300px-Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Try telling her the world is going to end.

damn damn damn

[jennysmurf]

uh oh.. i just swallowed a tangerine pit... :unsure:

Now it's going to grow in your belly.:unsure:

[Misteriosa]

Now it's going to grow in your belly.:unsure:

http://pockettacoradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Vader-No-300x206.jpg

[Dell]

Now it's going to grow in your belly.:unsure:

my wife's grew into a baby...I know it to be true since I was out of town for two years during this

[Gutter]

His WTF with Maron was a good episode.

I'll have to check that out....he's funny as shit.

[sailor]

Now it's going to grow in your belly.:unsure:

It'll implant in the gum ball.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm pretty sure this ended the argument

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[jennysmurf]

my wife's grew into a baby...I know it to be true since I was out of town for two years during this

Oh, gullible Dell.:happy:

[Misteriosa]

It'll implant in the gum ball.

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/17.gif

[Misteriosa]

I'm pretty sure this ended the argument

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ha! loved this song.

[Dell]

Oh, gullible Dell.:happy:

oh, it's true...looks just like Liam Gallagher (Shameless) too

[sailor]

Rap started at 1520 Sedgwick. In the Bronx.

[CountryBob]

They need to schedule a few gays in studio to maybe help Fez get on board.
fez dont understand first comes sexual attraction, then comes crush then love.
I feel that he wants to go straight to love and then crush and then sex....


Sorry - meetings have me in and out and Im running behind,.

[deliciousV]

Rap started at 1520 Sedgwick. In the Bronx.

it's probably yours, I wouldn't worry

[CountryBob]

oh, it's true...looks just like Liam Gallagher (Shameless) too

you watching Shameless this season? Gosh dern funny stuff right there!

[Misteriosa]

Rap started at 1520 Sedgwick. In the Bronx.

damn right.

http://www-tc.pbs.org/opb/historydetectives/static/media/cache/96/67/96678d62f08f1dd31ea9bd71ba3790bf.jpg

The Case:

A hip hop enthusiast from New York City has always heard that 1520 Sedgwick Avenue in the Bronx is the birthplace of hip hop.

The story goes that on August 11, 1973 DJ Kool Herc, a building resident, was entertaining at his sister’s back-to-school party, and tried something new on the turntable: he extended an instrumental beat (breaking or scratching) to let people dance longer (break dancing) and began MC’ing (rapping) during the extended breakdancing.

This, the contributor believes, marked the birth of hip hop. The music led to an entire cultural movement that’s altered generational thinking – from politics and race to art and language


http://www.pbs.org/opb/historydetectives/investigation/birthplace-of-hip-hop/

[jennysmurf]

Sorry - meetings have me in and out the behind,.

Ew.

[Dell]

you watching Shameless this season? Gosh dern funny stuff right there!

dern right...can't get enough (wish it ran all year)

[CountryBob]

There's a gay bar in the next town over and for years, lots of stright chicks I know would go there.

I dont understand why unless they didnt want to get hit on by guys - but would lesbians hit on them?

[jennysmurf]

There's a gay bar in the next town over and I go there.

I dont understand why they didnt want to get hit on by guys?

Ew.







Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[Misteriosa]

There's a gay bar in the next town over and for years, lots of stright chicks I know would go there.

I dont understand why unless they didnt want to get hit on by guys - but would lesbians hit on them?

sometimes its nice to just go out and not worry about guys checking you out.

[sailor]

damn right.

http://www-tc.pbs.org/opb/historydetectives/static/media/cache/96/67/96678d62f08f1dd31ea9bd71ba3790bf.jpg



http://www.pbs.org/opb/historydetectives/investigation/birthplace-of-hip-hop/

I used to live on Sedgwick, but WAAAAAY uptown.

7.9 earthquake in Mexico apparently.

[Misteriosa]

I used to live on Sedgwick, but WAAAAAY uptown.

7.9 earthquake in Mexico apparently.

i lived on webster ave. such a shitty part of town... :down:

[realmenhatelife]

Hicks just pronounced it o-ox-a

[Gutter]

Oakerson is killing it right now.

[Dell]

I love when Ron gets giggly...

[CountryBob]

Ew.

Dang smurfette - you be on my case today :laugh:

[sailor]

i lived on webster ave. such a shitty part of town... :down:

When you used to go to the paradise?

[Gutter]

Dang smurfette - you be on my case today :laugh:

she's really picking up the slack.....i don't feel like I have to quote a thing from you today hahahahaha

[Misteriosa]

Hicks just pronounced it o-ox-a

isnt it pronounced wa-ha-ca? (oaxaca)

[CountryBob]

Misti - did ya see that Crabbe got 2 years in the pokey for rioting in London? Guess that Harry Potter money didnt go too far for him.

[Misteriosa]

When you used to go to the paradise?

yeah.. it was a short walk up the hill to the concourse

[Misteriosa]

Misti - did ya see that Crabbe got 2 years in the pokey for rioting in London? Guess that Harry Potter money didnt go too far for him.

no! got a linky?

[CountryBob]

no! got a linky?

Just saw it on msnbc website but I have to run do another interview - sorry :down:

[LeedsJr]

isnt it pronounced wa-ha-ca? (oaxaca)

Wocka wocka wocka!

http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1742312385/image.jpg

[Gutter]

Misti - did ya see that Crabbe got 2 years in the pokey for rioting in London? Guess that Harry Potter money didnt go too far for him.

damn dude.....can't get away with shit in London.

[Misteriosa]

From the Chicago Tribune:

MEXICO CITY, March 20 (Reuters) - A major 7.6 magnitude earthquake struck 120 miles (193 km) east of Acapulco on Mexico's Pacific coast, the U.S. Geological Survey said on Tuesday.

The USGS located the epicenter of the quake at 15 miles (525 km) east of Ometepec in Guerrero state at a depth of 10.9 miles (18 km).

Pacific Tsunami Warning Center said the inland earthquake would not generate a destructive widespread tsunami, but there was the possibility of some local tsunami effects.

The quake was felt in Mexico City where buildings shook and office employees fled into the street, according to a Reuters witnesses. Cell phone lines were down and traffic snarled in the capital moments after the quake.

No damage was reported in Oaxaca, near where the quake hit, according to local television.

Earlier it had been reported at 7.9 magnitude and initially as 7.6 magnitude.

(Reporting By Patrick Rucker, editing by Jackie Frank)


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-032012-acapulco-quake-story,0,2847120.story

[Gutter]

Misti.....the Potter kid article

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/20/entertainment-us-britain-potter-crabbe-idUSBRE82J0TQ20120320

[Dell]

Misti.....the Potter kid article

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/20/entertainment-us-britain-potter-crabbe-idUSBRE82J0TQ20120320

may I use it too?

edit: having to serve a year for what breaks down to taking a swig of stolen champagne is steep!

[Gutter]

may I use it too?

I suppose.....but I'm keeping track of shares!

[jennysmurf]

may I use it too?

No! It's just for Misti!

[Gutter]

No! It's just for Misti!

Dells ok....you are too jenny. but we're almost at click capacity.

[deliciousV]

Dells ok....you are too jenny. but we're almost at click capacity.

damn

[jennysmurf]

Bye for now, but not for long!:bye:

[Misteriosa]

donk, buddays :bye:

[Dell]

this guy was funny...I wish Ron would have more comedians come in to hang out (NOT INTERVIEW)

later buddays...:bye:

this has been a nice escape...now back to the shit that funds these good breaks

[Crispy123]

sattelite means seeya! :bye:

[deliciousV]

bye Y'all