Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/27/12 - Mega Tuesday!

[Furtherman]

Buddays! If I win tonight, this will be the next picture you see of me.

The line to start groveling for my friendship starts here.

http://forums.techguy.org/attachments/196313d1313343927/lottery.jpg


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Pick up your phone and be a hero today
1 866 RON 0 FEZ

[Misteriosa]

damn... i need to buy a ticket. then i can have an ugly troll of a man of my very own.

[CountryBob]

Hold on there!

I have the winning numbers so save your money....

And you all win if I win - becuase I will have to leave the board and get all new fake internet friends.

It would just be strange to continue this relationship if I was worth $300million.

[disneyspy]

damn... i need to buy a ticket. then i can have an ugly troll of a man of my very own.

:glurps: i'll never get there

oh well.mornin buddays,hard freeze here last night,if you're in the commodities buisness,cherries will be at a record low crop this year thanks to the killer snow,early spring and now this when they had all budded out

[realmenhatelife]

Furtherman's gonna get a sex change if he wins 350 mill?

[sailor]

For a second I thought that was you to be the Crazed pic and thought it was a brilliant idea of yours. Yeah, so, looking forward to the show.

[Gutter]

Morning Buddays......Alcatraz season finale was awesome last night.

[disneyspy]

Morning Buddays......Alcatraz season finale was awesome last night.

i wonder if the warden is still alive

[realmenhatelife]

Janet Weiss posted a picture of her new drum head on twitter and now I feel like they're gonna have tshirts at the show that have the drumhead design on them, which makes it even harder not to go.

[disneyspy]

the interrobang won't load the new stuff for me,damn server juice

[Gutter]

i wonder if the warden is still alive

without trying to ruin anything or do the stupid spoiler wrap thing that doesn't work, there are a couple of people who I'm wondering if they're still alive.

[Furtherman]

without trying to ruin anything or do the stupid spoiler wrap thing that doesn't work, there are a couple of people who I'm wondering if they're still alive.

SPOLIERS DUDE!!!!

[LeedsJr]

Morning buddays.

Oh look, it's Zito. Where's he been?

[realmenhatelife]

You gotta piss you gotta piss, what does zito want?

[Gutter]

SPOLIERS DUDE!!!!

I know right!??!!?! I gave away so much info there. you might as well not even watch the finale now. I ruuuuuuuuunnnned eeet!!!

[sailor]

Please keep Alcatraz to that thread. :(

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I'd piss on his leg...then wake him up

(I always get the aisle seat and getting up is what you have to do)

[Gutter]

Please keep Alcatraz to that thread. :(

diz started it.

[sailor]

diz started it.

He usually does, hoodie.

[disneyspy]

diz started it.

get ready for your stitches

[Misteriosa]

sounds like zito was on vacation :unsure:

[sailor]

Who doesn't like looking out the window? And if the guy has to pee, you gotta wake up.

[A.J.]

I always take the aisle seat. People can step over me if they have to get up.

[CountryBob]

just interviewed a candidate and you know the little white ball of spit that develops on someones lower lip when they are talking? Well, he accidentally spit it on my cheek from across the room when we were interviewing. :help:

I yelled "oh" and he was so embarrased. I immediately took hand sanitizer and wiped it off.

Ugggg - why does this always happen to me?

[Dell]

just interviewed a candidate and you know the little white ball of spit that develops on someones lower lip when they are talking? Well, he accidentally spit it on my cheek from across the room when we were interviewing. :help:

I yelled "oh" and he was so embarrased. I immediately took hand sanitizer and wiped it off.

Ugggg - why does this always happen to me?

well it was only his spit...this time

[LeedsJr]

just interviewed a candidate and you know the little white ball of spit that develops on someones lower lip when they are talking? Well, he accidentally spit it on my cheek from across the room when we were interviewing. :help:

I yelled "oh" and he was so embarrased. I immediately took hand sanitizer and wiped it off.

Ugggg - why does this always happen to me?

Sooo......

Does that help or hurt him get the job? :tongue:

[CountryBob]

Sooo......

Does that help or hurt him get the job? :tongue:

:laugh:

[CountryBob]

I have to have the aisle seat - I'm too big upper body and if I cant lean out into the aisle, my shoulders will be in your face.

[sailor]

I hate getting asked questions by strangers. Last night paying at a parking garage in white plains a lady asks about the parking machine and if you need to put the slip in car. I tell her to just keep it. then she asks if she needs more time can she add to it. Sure. My wife chimes in with you can even do it over your phone. I quickly repond "but I have absolutely no idea how to do that." My wife (she just likes people) tries to explain its really simple, and I'm like "nope, absolutely zero clue how to do that." I just didn't want it to turn into a conversation with this random lady.

[realmenhatelife]

sounds like zito was on vacation :unsure:

Wasn't there just a comedy festival in Miami? He might've been working it.

[Misteriosa]

just interviewed a candidate and you know the little white ball of spit that develops on someones lower lip when they are talking? Well, he accidentally spit it on my cheek from across the room when we were interviewing. :help:

I yelled "oh" and he was so embarrased. I immediately took hand sanitizer and wiped it off.

Ugggg - why does this always happen to me?

my stomach just lurched. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/31.gif

[Dell]

aisle seat does not get the armrest...you can lean into the aisle, so you give the other guy the armrest

[realmenhatelife]

I hate getting asked questions by strangers. Last night paying at a parking garage in white plains a lady asks about the parking machine and if you need to put the slip in car. I tell her to just keep it. then she asks if she needs more time can she add to it. Sure. My wife chimes in with you can even do it over your phone. I quickly repond "but I have absolutely no idea how to do that." My wife (she just likes people) tries to explain its really simple, and I'm like "nope, absolutely zero clue how to do that." I just didn't want it to turn into a conversation with this random lady.

Ha, I hate when a woman doesn't understand that waitstaff does not want to talk to you, but they cant blow your conversation off.

[LeedsJr]

So happy the show is back to silly nonsense today. :thumbup:

I couldn't even listen to the GBaby snoozefest yesterday.

[A.J.]

I'm with Fez on that: if you're stuck in the middle, don't even bother with the armrest. I don't want any physical contact with the people I'm stuck in between.

[sailor]

aisle seat does not get the armrest...you can lean into the aisle, so you give the other guy the armrest

Just snuggle.

[Gutter]

He usually does, hoodie.

I was making a valid point on behalf of all hoodies. hoodie hater.

[sailor]

I was making a valid point on behalf of all hoodies. hoodie hater.

Hey, I was on your side against the bitter old white guy!

[deliciousV]

I say that if you want to sleep, get a window seat and Noone will bother you, if you want the benefits the Isle seat brings, be ready to get up.

[Gutter]

I don't understand why someone who feels they don't have much room, won't just simply lean forward and ask them to move up a little.

[Furtherman]

I don't understand why someone who feels they don't have much room, won't just simply lean forward and ask them to move up a little.

Never talk to strangers.

[Gutter]

Hey, I was on your side against the bitter old white guy!

true.

[Gutter]

Never talk to strangers.

stranger danger.

[disneyspy]

Hey, I was on your side against the bitter old white guy!

i hope i see wandering around my neighborhood someday

[Misteriosa]

i ALWAYS go for a window seat.

[Gutter]

i ALWAYS go for a window seat.

me too.....I wanna see the houses and shit!

[sailor]

i ALWAYS go for a window seat.

Child.

[sailor]

me too.....I wanna see the houses and shit!

Ditto.

[LeedsJr]

Ron's flying with Fez stories are cracking me up. :lol:

[disneyspy]

i was staying out of the convo becuse i love the window seat

[Misteriosa]

me too.....I wanna see the houses and shit!

when i was flying back from florida, i was able to watch the wildfires ripping through the state.

Child.

it minimizes the amount of interaction i need to have with airplane people. nothing more creepy than a chatty airplane neighbor

[Gutter]

Fez sounds like he gets as nervous as my mom. We were on a family trip in Disney World and we got on the monorail......about halfway in, the track kind of dips down about 10 to 15 feet and my mom, who is terrified of going fast, screams out in a car full of families all relaxed and having a good time, "THIS THING IS A FUCKING ROLLER COASTER!!!!". I knew then what Kevin Arnold felt like every day of his life on the Wonder Years.

[disneyspy]

when i was flying back from florida, i was able to watch the wildfires ripping through the state.



it minimizes the amount of interaction i need to have with airplane people. nothing more creepy than a chatty airplane neighbor

inorite? those aisle seat people are just creeps that you hate having to talk to

[Gutter]

i ALWAYS go for a window seat.

Child.

me too.....I wanna see the houses and shit!

Ditto.

wait, what? :huh:

[sailor]

when i was flying back from florida, i was able to watch the wildfires ripping through the state.



it minimizes the amount of interaction i need to have with airplane people. nothing more creepy than a chatty airplane neighbor


Nah, I was just making fun of Ron's statement that only children like to look out the window on a plane. As I said earlier, who doesn't like looking out the window?

[realmenhatelife]

We've got a real wildcat here!

[A.J.]

Flying with Fez must be a trip.

[Gutter]

Flying with Fez must be a trip.

I would pay extra to witness the full on crazy.

[Furtherman]

I would pay extra to witness the full on crazy.

...from first class.

[sailor]

wait, what? :huh:

It was a ditto of the child comment.

[Gutter]

It was a ditto of the child comment.

ah....I thought you were ditto-ing the "seeing houses and shit". I should have known better. Sailor NEVER contradicts himself. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[sailor]

I agree with Ron on that one, nothing panics me more than the fear of drawing attention to myself. If I was reasonably sure I'd die I don't think I'd react outwardly. I'd also never run for a bus, for fear of looking like an idiot if I missed it.

[LeedsJr]

I agree with Ron on that one, nothing panics me more than the fear of drawing attention to myself. If I was reasonably sure I'd die I don't think I'd react outwardly. I'd also never run for a bus, for fear of looking like an idiot if I missed it.

I see people running for the train every morning. These are not athletes, and they're wearing business clothes, so they look ridiculous.

I just can't understand it, there's another train in less than 10 minutes.

[Dell]

I agree with Ron on that one, nothing panics me more than the fear of drawing attention to myself. If I was reasonably sure I'd die I don't think I'd react outwardly. I'd also never run for a bus, for fear of looking like an idiot if I missed it.

isn't it "drawling" attention...

[sailor]

I see people running for the train every morning. These are not athletes, and they're wearing business clothes, so they look ridiculous.

I just can't understand it, there's another train in less than 10 minutes.

Exactly!

[LeedsJr]

isn't it "drawling" attention...

:lol:

[sailor]

The security are just to prevent shaq from getting sued if he had to beat the shit out of someone.

[Misteriosa]

isn't it "drawling" attention...

i hate drawling attention to myself, except that one time where i was drownding :unsure:

[sailor]

Ron, they ARE looking into it and have told people as much.

[LeedsJr]

The security are just to prevent shaq from getting sued if he had to beat the shit out of someone.

They also take the heat for pushing people out of the way, so he doesn't have to look like an asshole.

[LeedsJr]

i hate drawling attention to myself, except that one time where i was drownding :unsure:

Maybe you should have stolt a life preserver. :laugh:

[disneyspy]

fringe hit a series low of .9% last friday night,it's over johnny

[sailor]

Can't wait till Ron hears they're actually MMA turtles.

[disneyspy]

hahahhahaha,listen to this caller talking about a show thats been canceled,THE RIVER kinda blew

[Misteriosa]

Maybe you should have stolt a life preserver. :laugh:

if i did that i woulda had to drop my wooder ice.

[sailor]

Anything new on Netflix saving terra nova?

[LeedsJr]

if i did that i woulda had to drop my wooder ice.

Well, you could always get another from in the how-oose!

[realmenhatelife]

I enjoy Game of Thrones quite a bit, but you motherfucking Game of Thrones fans are making it unbearable.

[sailor]

Horses don't have thin legs, thoroughbreds do. It's like baseball bats that are she'd super thin for extra speed. Those shatter too.

[disneyspy]

Anything new on Netflix saving terra nova?

its done too http://www.seattlepi.com/ae/tv/tvguide/article/As-Netflix-Talks-End-Terra-Nova-Looks-Officially-3436414.php

[CountryBob]

I agree with Ron - Im having a hard time getting into Alcatraz. Ive watched every episode but find myself fast forwarding a lot.

I disagree with Ron on just about everything else.

Game of Thrones rules!
Walking Dead rules!


Ron can stick to music interviews and documentaries.

[CountryBob]

I enjoy Game of Thrones quite a bit, but you motherfucking Game of Thrones fans are making it unbearable.

I will stab you with my sword!

[Gutter]

I enjoy Game of Thrones quite a bit, but you motherfucking Game of Thrones fans are making it unbearable.

Seriously.....You can't say two words about the show to someone who's read the book without them ruining some shit for you that you haven't seen yet.

[realmenhatelife]

Anything new on Netflix saving terra nova?

http://www.avclub.com/articles/netflix-decides-bringing-back-terra-nova-isnt-such,71489/

Sowry, Sowry

[disneyspy]

I enjoy Game of Thrones quite a bit, but you motherfucking Game of Thrones fans are making it unbearable.

just the queers that read,the rest of us are cool

[Misteriosa]

Well, you could always get another from in the how-oose!

you mean the one by the duckboat?

[LeedsJr]

I agree with Ron - Im having a hard time getting into Alcatraz. Ive watched every episode but find myself fast forwarding a lot.

I disagree with Ron on just about everything else.

Game of Thrones rules!
Walking Dead rules!


Ron can stick to music interviews and documentaries.

I love the Walking Dead.

I couldn't give Alcatraz a try because I can't stand Sam Neil.

[CountryBob]

Escape from reality

Some people enjoy it - some cant stand it.

[Dell]

Maybe you should have stolt a life preserver. :laugh:

or worter wingsssssss...

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Ron hasnt watched a lick of Lillihammer, he didn't think about it the second Little Steven left the room.

[CountryBob]

fringe hit a series low of .9% last friday night,it's over johnny

Well, if they would move it to a better night they might have better ratings and wasnt the NCAA tourney on Friday night?

Move that Alcatraz show to Friday and put Fringe back on Tuesday

[Gutter]

I really just want all the callers to start fucking with Hicks about the Firefly show for the rest of the day.

[sailor]

Wait, the drinkin' and druggin' kid doesn't like an escape from reality?! :lol:

[sailor]

I really just want all the callers to start fucking with Hicks about the Firefly show for the rest of time.

Fixed.

[LeedsJr]

Wait, the drinkin' and druggin' kid doesn't like an escape from reality?! :lol:

WHOAH!

[realmenhatelife]

I will stab you with my sword!

Seriously.....You can't say two words about the show to someone who's read the book without them ruining some shit for you that you haven't seen yet.

just the queers that read,the rest of us are cool

Sorry boyzos, it's the TV fans I cant stand. It's like liking the show isn't enough. It's like I'm searing their eyes with a hot poker if I only merely 'love' Game of Thrones.



Firefly is a good watch and WILL GET YOU LAID

[realmenhatelife]

I cant get into Walking Dead, I dont care if anyone dies and it's too slow.

[Misteriosa]

Sorry boyzos, it's the TV fans I cant stand. It's like liking the show isn't enough. It's like I'm searing their eyes with a hot poker if I only merely 'love' Game of Thrones.



Firefly is a good watch and WILL GET YOU LAID

ok. who let you into to the super secret ladies meeting? :annoyed:

[realmenhatelife]

The highway fight scene is why Matrix 2 sucked, and is pointed to as an example of whats wrong with a lot of movies. So many of the films resources went into that sequence you cant possible cut any part of it, so you cant fix the script problems.

[LeedsJr]

I've never seen the Matrix sequels.

I thank my brother for diving on that grenade and sparing me.

[realmenhatelife]

ok. who let you into to the super secret ladies meeting? :annoyed:

1. Women like Joss Whedon.
2. I've never seen Firefly
3. 12 consecutive weekly couch dates
4. boom boom

[disneyspy]

there you go misti,you can satisfy your ron perlman love by watching SONS OF ANARCHY

[Gutter]

Fixed.

also true.

[Misteriosa]

there you go misti,you can satisfy your ron perlman love by watching SONS OF ANARCHY

:thumbdown: ugh.. i didnt realize it was possible for my uterus to retreat up into my throat in disgust.

[sailor]

:thumbdown: ugh.. i didnt realize it was possible for my uterus to retreat up into my throat in disgust.

Sure, just ask Linda Lovelace.

[realmenhatelife]

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Metric, as featured in RMHL show openers and listening threads.

[Gutter]

I'll never get why people decide to not watch things because someone else said it sucks.

[Dell]

enjoyed every episode of Sons of Anarchy, but the writing isn't that strong and the actor that plays Jax (the main character?) is not a good actor...the rest of the cast is strong

[sailor]

I'll never get why people decide to not watch things because someone else said it sucks.

They trust their opinion?

[realmenhatelife]

I watched 20 minutes of British Shameless, no thanks.

I started watching the IT crowd and it has potential, I'm told it gets really good after like 6 episodes.

All ya'll have no excuse for not watching Spaced.




Janet Weiss says drumhead will not be a tshirt, unfortunately.

[sailor]

enjoyed every episode of Sons of Anarchy, but the writing isn't that strong and the actor that plays Jax (the main character?) is not a good actor...the rest of the cast is strong

Sounds delightful.

[Dell]

"Lost spoiled and fucked us"...couldn't we just say Lost Uncle Paul'ed us?

[Gutter]

They trust their opinion?

even still, I've always been the type who would rather find out for myself. I think generally I'm not overly critical about most movies or television I watch.

[Dell]

just got the following in an email...

RELEASE: 12-098

NASA'S TWITTER ACCOUNT RECEIVES SHORTY AWARD

WASHINGTON -- NASA's activities in social media were recognized on
Monday in New York when the agency's official Twitter feed, @NASA,
received a Shorty Award for the best government use of social media.

measuring our progress has definitely changed...

[Gutter]

enjoyed every episode of Sons of Anarchy, but the writing isn't that strong and the actor that plays Jax (the main character?) is not a good actor...the rest of the cast is strong

Charlie Hunnam

I think he's really good actually. Did you see him in Green Street Hooligans with Elijah Wood? Great movie, especially if you're not an Elijah Wood fan....its probably one of his best roles.

[sailor]

even still, I've always been the type who would rather find out for myself. I think generally I'm not overly critical about most movies or television I watch.

Me too. I'm easily amused by tv and movies and that's all I'm looking for.

[realmenhatelife]

Defending your Life is an A

[Dell]

Charlie Hunnam

I think he's really good actually. Did you see him in Green Street Hooligans with Elijah Wood? Great movie, especially if you're not an Elijah Wood fan....its probably one of his best roles.

my daughter had me watch that and he did well in that role...just too over-the-top in SOA

[Furtherman]

even still, I've always been the type who would rather find out for myself. I think generally I'm not overly critical about most movies or television I watch.

How about that Big Bang Theory?

[sailor]

Charlie Hunnam

I think he's really good actually. Did you see him in Green Street Hooligans with Elijah Wood? Great movie, especially if you're not an Elijah Wood fan....its probably one of his best roles.

Is the talking dog show coming back?

[CountryBob]

Haha - I'm still cracking up from Ron's blue lesbian fish line! :)

[Gutter]

my daughter had me watch that and he did well in that role...just too over-the-top in SOA

I like those over the top moments in the show......when Jax gets pissed, you always know some crazy shit is going to go down. He can shout one line of dialogue and it changes the mood of any scene.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think you're supposed to think Albert buying the first class ticket is him overcoming fear, I think it's supposed to show that his case is really weak and Rip Torn is a bullshit artist.

[CountryBob]

Sorry boyzos, it's the TV fans I cant stand. It's like liking the show isn't enough. It's like I'm searing their eyes with a hot poker if I only merely 'love' Game of Thrones.



Firefly is a good watch and WILL GET YOU LAID

Ok I must watch firefly now

[Gutter]

Is the talking dog show coming back?

Wilfred. Season 2 premiers June 28th along with Louie.....annnnnnd two other new shows: one featuring Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair. The other a late night show with Russell Brand (meh).

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/wilfred-tv/charlie-sheen-russell-brand-wi-44217.aspx

[CountryBob]

I rexwatched the matrix on blue ray this weekend. That was a good flick and one of the few that k reeves did I enjoy

[LeedsJr]

Who is this talking?

[CountryBob]

Havin a keg on tap is fucking awesome - I miss it

[realmenhatelife]

Sites picking on Keeanu, silly and mean. Do it to a kid, toughen up.

[LeedsJr]

I might have to skip tomorrow's show. Ron's opinion on bullying is infuriating.

[CountryBob]

Ha - my first curse word I remember was jack me off. I would yell it out to everyone and didn't really know what it meant

[sailor]

Ha, last night at that same parking garage our four year old took to yelling out fuck over and over like I was the funniest thing. It was.

[LeedsJr]

Ha - my first curse word I remember was jack me off. I would yell it out to everyone and didn't really know what it meant

And then your step-sister showed you. :laugh:

[Dell]

I might have to skip tomorrow's show. Ron's opinion on bullying is infuriating.

I agree...I think he feels he would regret some things he did as a child if he thought bullying was bad (didn't he see Flatliners?)

[realmenhatelife]

I used to get a ladel and a wooden spoon. Ladel is worse.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha - my first curse word I remember was jack me off. I would yell it out to everyone and didn't really know what it meant

And now that you know it hasn't stopped you.

[CountryBob]

And then your step-sister showed you. :laugh:


Learned the word from uncle Paul and learned what it meant from my house bunny

[disneyspy]

Ha, last night at that same parking garage our four year old took to yelling out fuck over and over like I was the funniest thing. It was.

while waitng at an airport a little kid kept saying it while he was hanging on the ropes,his parents were totally embarassed and the rest of us were giggling uncomfortably,constantly

[Dell]

Ha - my first curse word I remember was jack me off. I would yell it out to everyone and didn't really know what it meant

my youngest was a very quiet kid and one night (around first grade) I heard her mumble "you're shitting me" under her breath as her mother left the room...I left the room and laughed my ass off

[CountryBob]

My mom would whip my ass with a wooden spoon, thorn branch - anything that would cause pain. But I deserved every one of those spankings

[CountryBob]

my youngest was a very quiet kid and one night (around first grade) I heard her mumble "you're shitting me" under her breath as her mother left the room...I left the room and laughed my ass off

Haha

[disneyspy]

my youngest was a very quiet kid and one night (around first grade) I heard her mumble "you're shitting me" under her breath as her mother left the room...I left the room and laughed my ass off

ha! 2 christmas's ago i gave my then nine year old neice her fake christmas present(a broken wet candy cane) she looked at it and said "what the fuck" then ran off crying when i started laughing

[CountryBob]

If I don't hurry up my family name ends with me - my dad is beside himself

[CountryBob]

Ooooo oooo ooo - just got a call from a local business that is interested in me for director of hr. I'm giddy

[CountryBob]

God this music sucks

[LeedsJr]

Ooooo oooo ooo - just got a call from a local business that is interested in me for director of hr. I'm giddy

Nice.

[realmenhatelife]

Did beiber just say swag?

[disneyspy]

Ooooo oooo ooo - just got a call from a local business that is interested in me for director of hr. I'm giddy

don't you mean giggidity?

[LeedsJr]

God this music sucks

When Zito said, "Sounds like Timberlake.", it took me a second to realize he meant that as a compliment.

[realmenhatelife]

A smoker thinks a tweeter is more annoying.

[disneyspy]

i cant stand people on their phones at a golf course holding everything up

[realmenhatelife]

People should pay more attention and text less at concerts. It kills the vibe.

[Misteriosa]

ugh.. the whisper song. :dry:

[disneyspy]

teebow is just so excited

[Misteriosa]

i dont find guys offering to spend moeny on me attractive. all it does is make me think i look like a prostitute to him :dry:

[Dell]

i cant stand people on their phones at a golf course holding everything up

the only time you pull a phone on the golf course is to call the clubhouse to report the idiots in front of you slowing everyone down to use their phone...that's after you hit a few balls into them and they don't get the hint

[Misteriosa]

teebow is just so excited

and he just cant hide it.

[sailor]

while waitng at an airport a little kid kept saying it while he was hanging on the ropes,his parents were totally embarassed and the rest of us were giggling uncomfortably,constantly

It was all we could do to not die laughing.

[Misteriosa]

i cant stand people on their phones at a golf course holding everything up

the only time you pull a phone on the golf course is to call the clubhouse to report the idiots in front of you slowing everyone down to use their phone...that's after you hit a few balls into them and they don't get the hint

this makes me glad i have never been on a golf course. that place sounds like its full of assholes. :surrender:

[disneyspy]

and he just cant hide it.

son of a bitch! that was the line i meant to type but that soundclip threw me off

[Dell]

they're going to find Tebow in leather chaps at the first S&M club he finds...he can't go to those places when home among all his family

[sailor]

i dont find guys offering to spend moeny on me attractive. all it does is make me think i look like a prostitute to him :dry:

You can buy me drinks at the bar party this weekend. I don't care how I look to people. (yeah, that could make a mod quote, but I really don't care how I look)

[Misteriosa]

they're going to find Tebow in leather chaps at the first S&M club he finds...he can't go to those places when home among all his family

mother goddess, please make this happen http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/63.gif

[Dell]

we had a smoking area in high school...there were also two large ashtrays beside our church's front doors

Virginia was a real tobacco state...those were the days

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, what? Ron is fighting with JA Lawsons boyfriend?

[Misteriosa]

Wait, what? Ron is fighting with JA Lawsons boyfriend?

wha? :huh:

[sailor]

That kid should have been expelled for stealing an old joke.

[disneyspy]

Wait, what? Ron is fighting with JA Lawsons boyfriend?

well we finally have someone to take that banished from the phone lines spot now

[sailor]

A school can not get cops to write tickets in valid parking spots.

[Misteriosa]

i remember when i was in high school, i had to hide my beeper in the middle part of my bra.

:down: yes i am old enough that beepers were a "thing" in school.

[Gutter]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/centaurhicks.jpg

[disneyspy]

when i was in high school they used to put giant stickers over the entire front windshield that said VIOLATION when you parked in the teacher lot(which had many open spots)

[Dell]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/centaurhicks.jpg

the detail on that back leg makes it look like a big ball sack...HAHAHA

[Misteriosa]

hahahaha thats fucking awesome! http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

eta: he has no tail hair and the artist knows how to draw hands :o

[sailor]

So, now responding to legit threats is the same as pre-cogs?

[realmenhatelife]

That's awesome.

[Gutter]

the detail on that back leg makes it look like a big ball sack...HAHAHA

haha yea I was thinking that too.

[Gutter]

Also: Going back to the kid suspended/cellphone in class story lends me the perfect opportunity to use one of my favorite internet memes.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzrzdmCMfevNzDhuf9orzzFDZ-jgcBXQ--sC1r1py1nKbGF9tx

[sailor]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/centaurhicks.jpg

Nice drawling.

[realmenhatelife]

Arachnids have 8 legs. Sowry, Sowry.

[Misteriosa]

Arachnids have 8 legs. Sowry, Sowry.

^ thank you.

[disneyspy]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/centaurhicks.jpg

i'm glad you posted this cuz the interrobang froze up when i went to it

[Misteriosa]

pepper hooves wears nikes? i thought he wore these:

http://www.guidehorse.org/images/Reebucks2_sm.jpg

[CountryBob]

this makes me glad i have never been on a golf course. that place sounds like its full of assholes. :surrender:

You can always find me at one :smoke:

[Misteriosa]

You can always find me at one :smoke:

so does that mean you are an asshole? :unsure:

[Misteriosa]

lunch time. so hungry. :down:

[disneyspy]

pepper sounds like all this yelling is making him a little hoarse

[Misteriosa]

Nice drawling.

he just said it again too http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

[Dell]

pepper sounds like all this yelling is making him a little hoarse

I see what you did there...

[Dell]

maybe this drawling could be .net's new opening page...either that or Patrice

[jennysmurf]

pepper sounds like all this yelling is making him a little hoarse

I see what you did there...

We are the smart ones, cause we catch subtle jokes.:happy:

[realmenhatelife]

lunch time. so hungry. :down:

Speaking of assholes.

[CountryBob]

so does that mean you are an asshole? :unsure:

I lobbed one up - right in the strike zone for ya.

[Gutter]

Zito's just stealing stuff from the ibang. cheater.

[disneyspy]

holy shit the comments are flying in today on this picture

[disneyspy]

Zito's just stealing stuff from the ibang. cheater.

i" liked " your comment

[Dell]

oh yeah...this would usually be the time Fez put the spurs to the bit

[Gutter]

i" liked " your comment

whoo hooo!!!!

[sailor]

lunch time. so hungry. :down:

More steamed broccoli mixed with tuna creations. :)

[deliciousV]

Nice drawling.

:lol:

[Misteriosa]

Kegasus. That has me laughing like a crazy person at the pizza shop

[sailor]

oh yeah...this would usually be the time Fez put the spurs to the bit

I just love that hicks will run with the bit and get angry.

[LeedsJr]

That may have been the worst horse sound ever.

[CountryBob]

Hick's is a hipster?

I just thought he was a dirty drunk...

[realmenhatelife]

Centaur of attention made me laugh.

[LeedsJr]

Hick's is a hipster?

I just thought he was a dirty drunk...

It's a running bit because he lives in a hipster NEIGH-borhood.

[Misteriosa]

Fuckin zito had me with "pepper how do oats taste?" :lol:

[disneyspy]

Centaur of attention made me laugh.

me too,when i typed it 15 minutes ago

[Recyclerz]

Stay gold, Pepperboy, stay gold.

[jennysmurf]

me too,when i typed it 15 minutes ago

Nobody listens to you.

[disneyspy]

Nobody listens to you.

beg to differ,the callers and rehash commenters love to quote me.except they claim it as their own


FACE!

[CountryBob]

Zito is on today

[LeedsJr]

beg to differ,the callers and rehash commenters love to quote me.except they claim it as their own


FACE!

What?

[CountryBob]

Hicks yelling that he is not a centaur reminds me -

I took a chick to the beach with 2 other couples last year and started picking on her when we were all shit faced. I told her that she had to pick 2 McDonald's characters that she would have a DP session with.
She kept yelling " I will never have DP with Mcdonalds characters"
over and over.

It was so adorable.

[sailor]

Peppy hamburger-meat

[CountryBob]

This is so much better than Gbaby interview

[deliciousV]

Hicks yelling that he is not a centaur reminds me -

I took a chick to the beach with 2 other couples last year and started picking on her when we were all shit faced. I told her that she had to pick 2 McDonald's characters that she would have a DP session with.
She kept yelling " I will never have DP with Mcdonalds characters"
over and over.

It was so adorable.

how is it you're still single?

[disneyspy]

What?

i got in on the comments at the interrobang,and people kept repeating what i posted on the phone and in the comments

[Dell]

Nobody listens to you.

beg to differ,the callers and rehash commenters love to quote me.except they claim it as their own


FACE!

[realmenhatelife]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/irfzfN6Iqqk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Now I have to watch the whole song to see if you can see the back of my head.

[disneyspy]

beg to differ,the callers and rehash commenters love to quote me.except they claim it as their own


FACE!

you smurfin told her!

[sailor]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/irfzfN6Iqqk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Now I have to watch the whole song to see if you can see the back of my head.

I see the small brimmed hat!!

[LeedsJr]

i got in on the comments at the interrobang,and people kept repeating what i posted on the phone and in the comments

Huh?

[disneyspy]

Huh?

i'm tired of this bit

thats what pepper said!

[realmenhatelife]

I see the small brimmed hat!!

Not yet! I think I'm gonna try this wool headband first.

[disneyspy]

intern gets on the phone
callers call the phones
shark on the phone
our shark

[Misteriosa]

Not yet! I think I'm gonna try this wool headband first.

that sounds itchy.

[jennysmurf]

Not yet! I think I'm gonna try this wool headband first.

Wool is itchy. You gonna be rashy.

[jennysmurf]

that sounds itchy.

Wool is itchy. You gonna be rashy.

I missed it by that much!

[Dell]

my telecon started...post wif yoos tomorrow...:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

that sounds itchy.



Wool is itchy. You gonna be rashy.

We shall see, it's specifically for bicycling from Jennysmurfs part of the world, so I'd hope they wouldn't promote it if it was really itchy. They like wool because it soaks up sweat without getting funky.

[disneyspy]

We shall see, it's specifically for bicycling from Jennysmurfs part of the world, so I'd hope they wouldn't promote it if it was really itchy. They like wool because it soaks up sweat without getting funky.

you're biking from smurfville?

watch out for dardenelle!

[realmenhatelife]

you're biking from smurfville?

watch out for dardenelle!

I never watched the smurfs so I have no idea what this means. When the smurfs came on it meant the good cartoons were over and I went out to play.

[disneyspy]

sure you can mention it on the radio miss adam and eve spokesperson,its an XL channel

[LeedsJr]

you're biking from smurfville?

watch out for dardenelle!

I never watched the smurfs so I have no idea what this means. When the smurfs came on it meant the good cartoons were over and I went out to play.

It means DSpy never watched them, either. The bad guy's name was Gargamel. :smile:

[disneyspy]

It means DSpy never watched them, either. The bad guy's name was Gargamel. :smile:

i've been guttered!

[sailor]

you're biking from smurfville?

watch out for dardenelle!

The Hellespont?!

[Furtherman]

The comments on that picture on the IBang have now rocketed past 1000. I typed one in and it was already gone down the page after I hit enter. They're mostly very funny.

[disneyspy]

The comments on that picture on the IBang have now rocketed past 1000. I typed one in and it was already gone down the page after I hit enter. They're mostly very funny.

ya that thing took off ,it was crazy

[realmenhatelife]

It means DSpy never watched them, either. The bad guy's name was Gargamel. :smile:

Maybe he meant Darnielle.

Keithy would get it

[deliciousV]

sure you can mention it on the radio miss adam and eve spokesperson,its an XL channel

that bitch has the least sexy voice of all time. Her voice is hardon kryptonite.

[disneyspy]

it's wierd but whenever i'm watching a NASCAR race and i see greg biffle i like to yell biffles!

[jennysmurf]

We shall see, it's specifically for bicycling from Jennysmurfs part of the world, so I'd hope they wouldn't promote it if it was really itchy. They like wool because it soaks up sweat without getting funky.

Californians will promote anything, they have no morals.

[disneyspy]

Californians will promote anything, they have no morals.

howyoudoin?

[Gutter]

i've been guttered!

whas dat?

[deliciousV]

it's wierd but whenever i'm watching a NASCAR race and i see greg biffle i like to yell biffles!

where we goin?

[jennysmurf]

howyoudoin?

I'm not originally from California, so it doesn't apply.

[disneyspy]

whas dat?

i was snitched on,AGAIN!

[sailor]

Those sheets are gonna be straight out of trainspotting.

[Gutter]

Listen to how happy Hicks sounds now that they're making fun of Fez and not him.