Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/10/12 - Come ye fanatics

[realmenhatelife]

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Will we get the story of Pepper being sequestered in Mexico today? Speculation? ^hint hint



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[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,snowed this morning so i'm in for a live show finally

[CountryBob]

Howdy ya'll

[CountryBob]

9 year mortgage - ha!

[jimmyolsenblues]

Sam and erock. Running very late. Eating into Ron and fez time????????

[CountryBob]

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That's just not a good song....

[disneyspy]

Sam and erock. Running very late. Eating into Ron and fez time????????

i know,what the F?

[IamFogHat]

:bye:

[sailor]

That's just not a good song....

Fixed the quoting again. Now you're just being mean.

[realmenhatelife]

That's just not a good song....


Stoner Doom is an acquired taste.

[CountryBob]

Fixed the quoting again. Now you're just being mean.

Whoops - I honestly thought that I did it correct.....

[sailor]

So Ron wants fez to tell nice, honest stories? Wtf?!

[CountryBob]

fuck going to mexico if you have to hide from any water (ice cubes, shower, brushing teeth etc).

[realmenhatelife]

I got up to take a leak, is it Martha Plimpton?

[CountryBob]

gotta skype a interview candidate - oh joy! :thumbdown:

[Melk]

Yeah. If you have never seen "Raising Hope," check it out. It is like a second coming of "My Name is Earl."

[realmenhatelife]

The redhead from Goonies started her career Goonies, Summer Rental, Lucas and Three for the Road and then just disappeared. She should've been the cute, spunky girl in a hundred early 90s movies.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

late to the show (missed yesterday's)...did it start off with this interview or did they come on first with some heya buddays?

[Dell]

i know,what the F?

LANGUAGE!

[disneyspy]

moaning buddays...:bye:

late to the show (missed yesterday's)...did it start off with this interview or did they come on first with some heya buddays?

i havent listened to yesterday's show yet either but i guess pepper got sick in mexico and they gave a detailed story of him throwing up and shitting from using ice cubes in his cocktails and missing yesterday

[Dell]

i havent listened to yesterday's show yet either but i guess pepper got sick in mexico and they gave a detailed story of him throwing up and shitting from using ice cubes in his cocktails and missing yesterday

Mexico is North America's high colonic...

[disneyspy]

Mexico is North America's high colonic...

it got it's name from the early spaniards that drank the water,it means "me sicko"

[Dell]

wow, I wish I could be from New York...okay, I'm over that now

[disneyspy]

wow, I wish I could be from New York...okay, I'm over that now

theres a shitload of people in florida that say it's a nice place to be from

[Dell]

theres a shitload of people in florida that say it's a nice place to be from

Myrtle Beach too...I'm amazed at how many starters are from New York/New Jersey

[jennysmurf]

I hated Martha Plimpton for one reason only: she was dating the love of my life, River Phoenix. *sigh*:down:

[CountryBob]

it got it's name from the early spaniards that drank the water,it means "me sicko"

that joke is so bad... but :lol:

[CountryBob]

I hated Martha Plimpton for one reason only: she was dating the love of my life, River Phoenix. *sigh*:down:

did she provide the smack that killed him?

[realmenhatelife]

I hated Martha Plimpton for one reason only: she was dating the love of my life, River Phoenix. *sigh*:down:

That didn't end well.

[jennysmurf]

that joke is so bad... but :lol:

Don't encourage him.

[jennysmurf]

did she provide the smack that killed him?

That didn't end well.

She probably did!

We could have been so happy together.

[Dell]

I hated Martha Plimpton for one reason only: she was dating the love of my life, River Phoenix. *sigh*:down:

I heard he is now unattached...(in more ways than one, waka waka, waka)

[CountryBob]

Runchtime!

[sailor]

it got it's name from the early spaniards that drank the water,it means "me sicko"

Wow, I can't believe I've never heard that one before.

[CountryBob]

I heard he is now unattached...(in more ways than one, waka waka, waka)

Yeah, you know what he would be doing right now if he was alive?

Scratching the inside of his coffin trying to get out

[jennysmurf]

I heard he is now unattached...(in more ways than one, waka waka, waka)

First, you're a racist that needs to open his heart and mind, and now you mock my pain! You're an animal!

[Dell]

Runchtime!

had bojangles fried chicken, biscuit, cajun pintos, and mashed potatoes with gravy...this diet isn't working very well (stuck at 10 lbs), I think I may have to start drinking more beer

[realmenhatelife]

My guess is Ron's mystery interview that he wont go to DC for is Julian Schnabel.

[Dell]

First, you're a racist that needs to open his heart and mind, and now you mock my pain! You're an animal!

but I am still with the love of my life...one word for you, Joaquin (they're practically twins)

[realmenhatelife]

She probably did!

We could have been so happy together.

Plus, you know if he's going to date Martha Plimpton he's happy dating a regular looking girl. You could've had him if you just got close enough.

[sailor]

My guess is Ron's mystery interview that he wont go to DC for is Julian Schnabel.

He already interviewed him. Why would he care?

[jennysmurf]

but I am still with the love of my life...one word for you, Joaquin (they're practically twins)

Plus, you know if he's going to date Martha Plimpton he's happy dating a regular looking girl. You could've had him if you just got close enough.

Now I hate you both for different reasons.

[realmenhatelife]

He already interviewed him. Why would he care?

That was the clue. He said a guy who was supposed to come in multiple times that frequently no shows, who he has had on the show once and got offered to travel to DC to interview. Seems very Schnabel to me.

[CountryBob]

had bojangles fried chicken, biscuit, cajun pintos, and mashed potatoes with gravy...this diet isn't working very well (stuck at 10 lbs), I think I may have to start drinking more beer

I'm in bojangles drive thru right now getting the boneless bites

[Dell]

Plus, you know if he's going to date Martha Plimpton he's happy dating a regular looking girl. You could've had him if you just got close enough.

and he might still be alive...perhaps js killed him by not pursuing him (keep that on the down low)

[realmenhatelife]

Now I hate you both for different reasons.

If it makes you feel any better even if I got near Winona Rider it was never gonna happen, and now the only girls I ever like are lesbians.

[Misteriosa]

If it makes you feel any better even if I got near Winona Rider it was never gonna happen, and now the only girls I ever like are lesbians.

thats terrible; im sorry :laugh:

[sailor]

That was the clue. He said a guy who was supposed to come in multiple times that frequently no shows, who he has had on the show once and got offered to travel to DC to interview. Seems very Schnabel to me.

Ah, I didn't catch that he'd been on before in the story.

[Misteriosa]

im stressed as fuck today. im getting general tso's chicken for lunch, and im gonna watch some dr who on netflix from my phone. :down:

[CountryBob]

Haha - this lesbian is hilarious

[disneyspy]

sounds like its munch time for that lesbian

[realmenhatelife]

im stressed as fuck today. im getting general tso's chicken for lunch, and im gonna watch some dr who on netflix from my phone. :down:

beat it up

[jennysmurf]

Haha - this lesbian is hilarious

She sounds perfect for you.

[CountryBob]

im stressed as fuck today. im getting general tso's chicken for lunch, and im gonna watch some dr who on netflix from my phone. :down:

General tso chicken rules!

[Dell]

sounds like its munch time for that lesbian

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/gallery/data/1/rimshot.gif

[Dell]

She sounds perfect for you.

she sounds like his sister?

[Melk]

This drunk woman is the worst.

[IamFogHat]

Anyone remember on JFK when Fez had to go on a date with a guy one night and a girl the other night?

[CountryBob]

She sounds perfect for you.

I've banged a bi chick before and she really liked my tongue technique - you have to end with a counter clockwise swirl

[Dell]

I've banged a bi chick before and she really liked my tongue technique - you have to end with a counter clockwise swirl

unless she is from Australia...then you go clockwise with the swirl

[disneyspy]

she sounds like his sister?

HA!

[sailor]

I think they're looking for the word "pubis"

[sailor]

unless she is from Australia...then you go clockwise with the swirl

Urban myth, apparently.

[Dell]

Anyone remember on JFK when Fez had to go on a date with a guy one night and a girl the other night?

wasn't in town enough to catch that one...there are a couple drinking episodes Fez did on the Don and Mike show back then that I hold up as the best Fez shows ever (I think they're in the file library)

[CountryBob]

Somebody is mad at the pharma industry

[deliciousV]

Myrtle Beach too...I'm amazed at how many starters are from New York/New Jersey

You in Myrtle?

[disneyspy]

wasn't in town enough to catch that one...there are a couple drinking episodes Fez did on the Don and Mike show back then that I hold up as the best Fez shows ever (I think they're in the file library)

fridays on the ron and ron show were drunk fez shows and were always awesome

[realmenhatelife]

Didn't we support the troops by being against the war?

[CountryBob]

Agent smith is gonna come get you

[Dell]

Urban myth, apparently.

says you...but a friend of my brother's has older brother that went there and said it was not a myth

that's right, the chicks in Australia love the clockwise twirl...

[Dell]

You in Myrtle?

get there on the 22nd...pm me you number and I'll let you know when we are heading for The Masters (or The Doll House-we're in debate right now)

[CountryBob]

get there on the 22nd...pm me you number and I'll let you know when we are heading for The Masters (or The Doll House-we're in debate right now)

Why not both?

[jennysmurf]

get there on the 22nd...pm me you number and I'll let you know when we are heading for The Masters (or The Doll House-we're in debate right now)

I feel like I should call Myrtle Beach and warn them....:unsure:

[deliciousV]

get there on the 22nd...pm me you number and I'll let you know when we are heading for The Masters (or The Doll House-we're in debate right now)

umm that's Thee Doll House, you tryin to get them sued or sor something? (pming as we speak)

[Dell]

I feel like I should call Myrtle Beach and warn them....:unsure:

We are as harmless as toothless heal hounds...so much so that my wife even goes to the bank for me before we leave (you need lots of ones down there for some reason)

[deliciousV]

fridays on the ron and ron show were drunk fez shows and were always awesome

Spy!! WTF! Why are dragging that sig around?

[realmenhatelife]

I would also love to know exactly what supporting the troops means to Ron since he likes to be so superior about it.

[disneyspy]

Spy!! WTF! Why are dragging that sig around?

you talking about the red wings? its the playoffs!

[sailor]

get there on the 22nd...pm me you number and I'll let you know when we are heading for The Masters (or The Doll House-we're in debate right now)

You're gonna get syphilis, Henrik.

[jennysmurf]

Spy!! WTF! Why are dragging that sig around?

you talking about the red wings? its the playoffs!

tee hee...:happy:

[deliciousV]

you talking about the red wings? its the playoffs!

you know damn well what I'm talking about

[disneyspy]

you know damn well what I'm talking about

I WAS HACKED!

[Dell]

You're gonna get syphilis, Henrik.

taking care of that for yourself is the easy part...explaining to your wife why she has to take an antibiotic for your throat infection is the tough part



(that quote was for The Wire fans...loved that show)

[deliciousV]

I WAS HACKED!

sure you were, well all is right with the world now.

[sailor]

My last job we had a 28 or so year old vet as an intern. His college was being paid for and he was living in a duplex on the upper west side, paid by the government. He seemed like he was being pretty well taken care of after his service.

[disneyspy]

sure you were, well all is right with the world now.

YOU'VE BEEN HACKED!

[deliciousV]

YOU'VE BEEN HACKED!

no, I am a hack, and so are you

[disneyspy]

no, I am a hack, and so are you

i'm reporting this post for personal attacking of yourself

[deliciousV]

i'm reporting this post for personal attacking of yourself

is it an attack if I call you a rat when you are being a rat?

[jennysmurf]

no, I am a hack, and so are you

i'm reporting this post for personal attacking of yourself

DV, knock off the personal attacks.

[disneyspy]

DV, knock off the personal attacks.

FACE!

[IamFogHat]

I'm surprised we need to be taught how to swim. Don't a lot of animals like dogs just know how naturally.

[LeedsJr]

Afternooners, buddays.

Just spent all morning in a Time Management training session.
The teacher even had a doctorate.
The training is broken into 4 sections.
First thing this morning, Doctor Teacher tells us we will be covering sections 1 and 2 today, and sections 3 and 4 tomorrow.
Remember, this doctor is teaching us how to effectively schedule and manage our time.

We only got thru the first section today.

:wallbash:

[deliciousV]

FACE!

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[CountryBob]

Afternooners, buddays.

Just spent all morning in a Time Management training session.
The teacher even had a doctorate.
The training is broken into 4 sections.
First thing this morning, Doctor Teacher tells us we will be covering sections 1 and 2 today, and sections 3 and 4 tomorrow.
Remember, this doctor is teaching us how to effectively schedule and manage our time.

We only got thru the first section today.

:wallbash:

Haha - stupid teacher fucked his credability

[disneyspy]

I'm surprised we need to be taught how to swim. Don't a lot of animals like dogs just know how naturally.

swimming is actually one of our natural born instincts,a baby born in a birthing pool will swim to the surface to get its first breath

[sailor]

"suck some dicks with the weather channel!". Ha!!

[sailor]

Does Ron understand why almost drownding means?

[Dell]

I'm surprised we need to be taught how to swim. Don't a lot of animals like dogs just know how naturally.

I had to teach my golden retriever...she was worried it would dry out her hair

[IamFogHat]

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[jennysmurf]

I had to teach my golden retriever...she was worried it would dry out her hair

You fancy men with your fancy dogs.....

[Dell]

"suck some dicks with the weather channel!". Ha!!

that kind of quoting got me my first mod quote...just saying, Jenny

[sailor]

that kind of quoting got me my first mod quote...just saying, Jenny

If you can show me your original post had quotes, I'll remove it. There are limits.

[Dell]

You fancy men with your fancy dogs.....

its "fancy lad," thank you...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/ScottXC/ActionCabinBoy.jpg

[IamFogHat]

If you can show me your original post had quotes, I'll remove it. There are limits.

He meant he was regurgitating lines from the show.

[jennysmurf]

If you can show me your original post had quotes, I'll remove it. There are limits.

This is no time for ethics! On a side note, I only gave him the second mod quote--there were no quotes, I assure you. He really does prefer the other films. He said so.

[sailor]

He meant he was regurgitating lines from the show.

Oh, yeah, that'll get you. Gotta throw up the quotation marks.

[CountryBob]

Im afraid to type much anymore - I get a new one just about every day.

[sailor]

This is no time for ethics! On a side note, I only gave him the second mod quote--there were no quotes, I assure you. He really does prefer the other films. He said so.

I can't even see quotes. What does it say?

[Dell]

This is no time for ethics! On a side note, I only gave him the second mod quote--there were no quotes, I assure you. He really does prefer the other films. He said so.

technically, I said my mother preferred his other films...I think, besides I like that one

and the first one was a Ron quote (with or without the "") describing what a middle-aged radio co-host would do while humming the national anthem...I still laugh thinking about that one

[IamFogHat]

Im afraid to type much anymore - I get a new one just about every day.

It keeps things fresh though.

[A.J.]

its "fancy lad," thank you...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/ScottXC/ActionCabinBoy.jpg

"That was my christening wig!"

[CountryBob]

Im gonna have to kill the audio of todays show - :down:
I have to attend and co-host a management training session in 2 minutes.

I hate when I agree to this shit like months ago and then the time comes and I dont want to do it now. :down:

[Dell]

Im gonna have to kill the audio of todays show - :down:
I have to attend and co-host a management training session in 2 minutes.

I hate when I agree to this shit like months ago and then the time comes and I dont want to do it now. :down:

I feel that way about EVERY meeting I have during the show...stoopid work gets in the way

[IamFogHat]

Stu from Motown sounds like the best name ever.

[deliciousV]

that kind of quoting got me my first mod quote...just saying, Jenny

misspelling "abutment", probably while posting drunk, got me my most recent. I've had worse.

[jennysmurf]

Ron's live read voice sounds like Harry Carrey. (sp?)

Okay, so I wasn't the only one who noticed.

[disneyspy]

Stu from Motown sounds like the best name ever.

only if its the one in michigan,otherwise...

[realmenhatelife]

Could've gone to the sunshine deli in collegeville for Sarcones rolls, too.

[Misteriosa]

what the hell is this? a little kid? :unsure:

[CountryBob]

what the hell is this? a little kid? :unsure:

How was the General Tso's?

[realmenhatelife]

The last time I went to visit my grandmother she alternated talking about how she's bored/lonely with how she refuses to spend any time with the old people in her elder care home.

[Dell]

How was the General Tso's?

I'm guessing sweet with a little spicy aftertaste...

[Misteriosa]

How was the General Tso's?

I'm guessing sweet with a little spicy aftertaste...

^

[CountryBob]

I'm guessing sweet with a little spicy aftertaste...

I love Chinese food so much but have to avoid it while dieting, it sucks.

[disneyspy]

i'm with fez,those green jackets look stupid on the crowd controllers

[Dell]

The last time I went to visit my grandmother she alternated talking about how she's bored/lonely with how she refuses to spend any time with the old people in her elder care home.

my mother has finally quit giving me the "you hardly ever visit" guilt trip and calls my wife's cell now to turn on the guilt...my side of the family is very close, but you can't be close enough for some people (this is my yearly post-easter, didn't go to Ashville to see them phone call)...when they live 10 miles from us most of the year, I find it hard to drive 7 hours to visit their little cabin AND they don't get CBS and the Masters was on!



I feel better now...thank you

[CountryBob]

my mother has finally quit giving me the "you hardly ever visit" guilt trip and calls my wife's cell now to turn on the guilt...my side of the family is very close, but you can't be close enough for some people (this is my yearly post-easter, didn't go to Ashville to see them phone call)...when they live 10 miles from us most of the year, I find it hard to drive 7 hours to visit their little cabin AND they don't get CBS and the Masters was on!



I feel better now...thank you

Im 60 miles from Ashville - let me know next time you come down and well meet and play some golf.

[Dell]

I love Chinese food so much but have to avoid it while dieting, it sucks.

you should try my diet (I had fried chicken today)...granted you don't lose a lot of weight (hardly any), but you stay happy

[Dell]

Im 60 miles from Ashville - let me know next time you come down and well meet and play some golf.

deal, and I owe Gvac a call next time we go as well...have you met up with Gvac?

[CountryBob]

you should try my diet (I had fried chicken today)...granted you don't lose a lot of weight (hardly any), but you stay happy

Im tired of being happy and fat - need to be sad and skinny.

[CountryBob]

deal, and I owe Gvac a call next time we go as well...have you met up with Gvac?

nope not yet - was gonna meet him for lunch one day but he disappeared from the board again

[Dell]

Im tired of being happy and fat - need to be sad and skinny.

I'm 6'1"ish and now down to 210...I start a diet to get down to my doctor's 185 target, but I get here every time and think, hey, 210 ain't that bad

I'll probably start trying again in May, after the MB trip (too much drinking there to be on any diet)

[realmenhatelife]

my mother has finally quit giving me the "you hardly ever visit" guilt trip and calls my wife's cell now to turn on the guilt...my side of the family is very close, but you can't be close enough for some people (this is my yearly post-easter, didn't go to Ashville to see them phone call)...when they live 10 miles from us most of the year, I find it hard to drive 7 hours to visit their little cabin AND they don't get CBS and the Masters was on!



I feel better now...thank you


My mom pulls that shit; she has 3 sons and when one of us calls her we always get the report on how she hasn't heard from the other two in sooo long.

[disneyspy]

My mom pulls that shit; she has 3 sons and when one of us calls her we always get the report on how she hasn't heard from the other two in sooo long.

i call my mom every sunday and get the same shit,like she expects me to call them and tell them to call her,i never call my brothers unless its their birthday and i forgot to send a card

[CountryBob]

I have no mother :down:

[Recyclerz]

If Pepper is wearing his new spiked Prussian helmet does that make him crossbreed of a centaur and unicorn? A unitaur?

[jennysmurf]

i call my mom every sunday and get the same shit,like she expects me to call them and tell them to call her,i never call my brothers unless its their birthday and i forgot to send a card

They probably call her, and she tells them that you never call. My grandmother does that.

[realmenhatelife]

i call my mom every sunday and get the same shit,like she expects me to call them and tell them to call her,i never call my brothers unless its their birthday and i forgot to send a card

Yeah, she wont do her own dirty work. She says to me "I want you guys for dinner 1 Sunday every month, tell your brothers." And I felt like saying Ma, they have no problem laughing in MY face, maybe you should tell them.

[CountryBob]

They probably call her, and she tells them that you never call. My grandmother does that.

My cousin would try to make himself look better and put me down when visiting with my Grandmom - she was cool enough to not play his game and told me what he was up to.

You should have seen the look on his face when I exposed him - priceless...

[disneyspy]

AND they don't get CBS and the Masters was on!

i didnt see this earlier but in this day of digital over the air broadcast where the picture is much better than cable or satelite is capable of,who the fuck doesnt get CBS?

[IamFogHat]

Oh boy, the Big Cat's wheels are starting to fall off...

[IamFogHat]

Oh it's a gay story, now I understand.

[disneyspy]

Oh it's a gay story, now I understand.

SO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NON GAY STORIES?!

[IamFogHat]

SO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NON GAY STORIES?!

Just in the context of Fez's soapbox.

[sailor]

My cousin would try to make himself look better and put me down when visiting with my Grandmom - she was cool enough to not play his game and told me what he was up to.

You should have seen the look on his face when I exposed him - priceless...

He probably just told her he never fucked his sister. Don't be a hater.

[CountryBob]

He probably just told her he never fucked his sister. Don't be a hater.

Oh he fucked her too - but she was his step cousin.

[jennysmurf]

Oh he fucked her too - but she was his step cousin.

Good gracious, what a family.:ohmy:

[disneyspy]

i'm confused, are they talking about the ron and f-word show?

[Chigworthy]

I thought Fez becoming gay was going straighten out all this crazy.

[CountryBob]

Good gracious, what a family.:ohmy:

She was the bad one - me and my cousin just couldnt control ourselves when we were young teens and she was trying so hard to put it on us....

[jennysmurf]

I thought Fez becoming gay was going straighten out all this crazy.

Your naivete is one of the many reasons I love you so.

[jennysmurf]

I don't like Dr. Pepper--you men can keep it.:thumbdown:

[LeedsJr]

I don't like Dr. Pepper--you men can keep it.:thumbdown:

No thanks, I'll stick with beer.

[disneyspy]

I don't like Dr. Pepper--you men can keep it.:thumbdown:

is that code for DP?

[CountryBob]

I don't like Dr. Pepper--you men can keep it.:thumbdown:

im not too fond of it either

[Chigworthy]

Your naivete is one of the many reasons I love you so.

Is that the baby jeesus and the sheep thing on christmas? I don't have one of those.

[sailor]

I don't like Dr. Pepper--you men can keep it.:thumbdown:

He can't even swim; why would you think he's a doctor?

[jennysmurf]

Is that the baby jeesus and the sheep thing on christmas? I don't have one of those.

:wub:

[CountryBob]

Is that the baby jeesus and the sheep thing on christmas? I don't have one of those.

:lol::laugh:

[jennysmurf]

is that code for DP?

No.

[IamFogHat]

Anyone know what word Ron got in trouble for saying?

[disneyspy]

im not too fond of it either

so you and your cousin musta took turns

[deliciousV]

I seldom disagree with Ron, but if tell a man to stop acting like a woman it's not because there's anything wrong with women, I'm a big fan. It's because in my world and to my way of thinking, if you have a cock and balls, and your blood is full of testosterone, you are kinda supposed to act a certain way. So if I say "dude, you are acting like a chick", that is not putting down women in any way, and it is not the worst thing you can say about a man. The worst thing you can say about a man will always come out of the mouth of a woman, and it's something he has no control over.

[jennysmurf]

He can't even swim; why would you think he's a doctor?

Go sit in the time out corner with DS until you learn not to make terrible jokes.

[CountryBob]

Haha - I just had to ask the trainer hosting this meeting to quit calling on one attendee in Brazil - he is having sucha hard time speaking clear english and its dragging the meeting....

[disneyspy]

Go sit in the time out corner with DS until you learn not to make terrible jokes.

oh stop,he finally made a tssssss

at least he tries

[CountryBob]

so you and your cousin musta took turns

she rode the train once or twice

[CountryBob]

I seldom disagree with Ron, but if tell a man to stop acting like a woman it's not because there's anything wrong with women, I'm a big fan. It's because in my world and to my way of thinking, if you have a cock and balls, and your blood is full of testosterone, you are kinda supposed to act a certain way. So if I say "dude, you are acting like a chick", that is not putting down women in any way, and it is not the worst thing you can say about a man. The worst thing you can say about a man will always come out of the mouth of a woman, and it's something he has no control over.

Well said - you must not be drunk yet

[deliciousV]

she rode the train once or twice

but never reached her destination

[CountryBob]

but never reached her destination

Oh, she made it to Pleasure-ville!

[disneyspy]

but never reached her destination

tsssss what was she goin to o-town or sumpfin?

[IamFogHat]

Oh shit it's almost 3.

[jennysmurf]

Oh shit it's almost 3.

But is there room for 4?

[Chigworthy]

tsssss what was she goin to o-town or sumpfin?

tsss, she's probably like get me offa this train, you're a terrible fuck. Tsss. Tsss.

[disneyspy]

Oh shit it's almost 3.

i know,how sad,it was nice getting to listen to the show witchas buddays,have a good one


CYA!!

was waiting for the donk but it never came

[jennysmurf]

Until tomorrow....:bye:

[Dell]

i didnt see this earlier but in this day of digital over the air broadcast where the picture is much better than cable or satelite is capable of,who the fuck doesnt get CBS?

people with a vacation home that is only occupied a small fraction of the year...I watched that beautiful albatross in high def, bitches

(just getting back to my computer)

[deliciousV]

But is there room for 4?

Oh no, you too? You forgot to say "tssss"

[deliciousV]

i know,how sad,it was nice getting to listen to the show witchas buddays,have a good one


CYA!!

was waiting for the donk but it never came

Like CBob's chics.....Ooohh!!

[Dell]

Oh he fucked her too - but she was his step cousin.

at the same time?..cause, that would be gross

[disneyspy]

people with a vacation home that is only occupied a small fraction of the year...I watched that beautiful albatross in high def, bitches

(just getting back to my computer)

but you can get a digital antenna and tivo box for only 100 bucks and it kicks the shit out of the digital to analog compressed and boxed signal that cable and satellite tout as "high def" and for FREE. do they also buy "bottled water"?

[CountryBob]

at the same time?..cause, that would be gross

yeah - me and my cousin have ran a few trains over the years (when we were younger)

[sailor]

Fez needs to tell Ron to fuck off sometime.

[Dell]

but you can get a digital antenna and tivo box for only 100 bucks and it kicks the shit out of the digital to analog compressed and boxed signal that cable and satellite tout as "high def" and for FREE. do they also buy "bottled water"?

the only way that will get done is if one of us children do it for them...I may make that my project for the next time I go to the cabin

[Chigworthy]

yeah - me and my cousin have ran a few trains over the years (when we were younger)

Did you take the Excella line to Awkward Thanksgiving?

[Recyclerz]

Fez needs to tell Ron to fuck off sometime.

Seems to me that is what he has been doing, albeit in a frustratingly passive aggressive way, for the last several years. :(

[hanso]

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I thought of this song for Pepper can't swim, Bad Fish was a good pick.