Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/18/12 - The Night They Drove 'Ol Ronfez.net Down...

[Furtherman]

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[A.J.]

That's an appropriate song selection. (http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/18/showbiz/levon-helm-cancer/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)

[CountryBob]

Good morning listening thread - glad your back :bye:

[Furtherman]

That's an appropriate song selection. (http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/18/showbiz/levon-helm-cancer/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)

Indeed.


So sad.


I've seen the Levon Helm band live and it's some of the best music I ever heard.

[IamFogHat]

Well hi there budday boys and budday girls.
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[IamFogHat]

Shit, I'm too slow. Sorry.

[Furtherman]

Shit, I'm too slow. Sorry.

No, no, no, no... don't say that.


You're special.

[Misteriosa]

And that has yesterday's date.

[IamFogHat]

No, no, no, no... don't say that.


You're special.

Yay! I'm mergey mergerton.

[Furtherman]

And that has yesterday's date.

Oh.


Never mind.




What an idiot.

[A.J.]

Indeed.


So sad.


I've seen the Levon Helm band live and it's some of the best music I ever heard.

I'm kicking myself for not going to see him last summer when he came to Wolf Trap down here.

[Misteriosa]

Internet is down at work. Anyone care to make a dummy xm trial acct for me? Android to the rescue :o

[realmenhatelife]

There will be a lot of Lee Von Helm talk today


I went to a Roller Derby this weekend. If you have the opportunity I recommend it atleast once. Everyone is so friendly and the girls definately refer to eachother by their stage names.

[Misteriosa]

Nvm. I did the account myself.

[Crispy123]

Howdy folks! :bye:

Nvm. I did the account myself.

doesn't paltalk have a mobile site too?

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

Nice to see you all again.

I find Troy intensely irritating.

[Misteriosa]

doesn't paltalk have a mobile site too?

Idk but i got the xm app working :o

[CountryBob]

Buddays.

Nice to see you all again.

I find Troy intensely irritating.

Same here - Troy needs an ass whipping to bring him down a notch.

I would have smashed his face in if he had talked shit about my weight like he did Erock a while back.

[Furtherman]

I find Troy intensely irritating.

Yesterday after the replay they had a clip of the Car Crash Challenge and Troy was "warming up the crowd" with Jimmy and Patrice critiquing him.

It was f'n hysterical.



Miss Patrice.

[CountryBob]

Idk but i got the xm app working :o

Ok Misti - your turn to give me a good idea for lunch today. Im drawing straws over here and I am gonna be famished by lunchtime.

[Misteriosa]

At least i can get another gargantuan pile of filing done

[realmenhatelife]

What song opens the show? Up on Cripple Creek, Helpless, or The Weight?

[Misteriosa]

Ok Misti - your turn to give me a good idea for lunch today. Im drawing straws over here and I am gonna be famished by lunchtime.

How about a salad with grilled chicken

[A.J.]

What song opens the show? Up on Cripple Creek, Helpless, or The Weight?

Ophelia.

[Rhah]

boppers.

[CountryBob]

How about a salad with grilled chicken

Done!

That was easy and I havent had it in a while too.

Theres a greek joint down the road that has the best grilled chicken salad around., with the feta, olives, peperocini and vinnegrette - yummy!

[sailor]

No song? Boo.

[realmenhatelife]

Done!

That was easy and I havent had it in a while too.

Theres a greek joint down the road that has the best grilled chicken salad around., with the feta, olives, peperocini and vinnegrette - yummy!

I cant get with olives. Blech.

[CountryBob]

I cant get with olives. Blech.

I used to hate them so bad but became a fan after years of trying.

Damn - I am so giddy right now .... I got the job I have been working on and major increase in pay and title and I will be running my own department (finally!).

Sad I will have to leave my current job but gotta improve my situation if possible...

Sorry for so much happiness but I cant stand it

[realmenhatelife]

I used to hate them so bad but became a fan after years of trying.

Damn - I am so giddy right now .... I got the job I have been working on and major increase in pay and title and I will be running my own department (finally!).

Sad I will have to leave my current job but gotta improve my situation if possible...

Sorry for so much happiness but I cant stand it

I forgot about your interviews last week, Congratulations.

[Furtherman]

Damn - I am so giddy right now .... I got the job I have been working on and major increase in pay and title and I will be running my own department (finally!).



:clap:

Good on you CBob!!

[Misteriosa]

Nice work bob :happy:

If your new company has any nyc offices let me know. I'll try a job at anything :o

[LeedsJr]

I used to hate them so bad but became a fan after years of trying.

Damn - I am so giddy right now .... I got the job I have been working on and major increase in pay and title and I will be running my own department (finally!).

Sad I will have to leave my current job but gotta improve my situation if possible...

Sorry for so much happiness but I cant stand it

Congratulations! :clap:

[CountryBob]

I forgot about your interviews last week, Congratulations.

Thank you sir - im in negotiation phase right now and trying to get an extra week for a small vacation before starting. I need a break from the stress....

[Misteriosa]

Ugh.. dr doom mouth. I haaaate that. Some medicaid paid dentists use that lot on kids. :down: i hate when we get intakes with full on metal.mouth. the hospital affiliated dental office we use for the kids gets rid of that shit immediately, thank goodness

[CountryBob]

Nice work bob :happy:

If your new company has any nyc offices let me know. I'll try a job at anything :o

Funny thing is the company is owned by a group out of NYC - so let me get the lowdown and ya never know.....

Im so glad they dont have access to this board or I wouldnt have been offered the job by all the crazy shit I write here.

[sailor]

Red hair is common in in the Jewish community. One of the few places it is.

[CountryBob]

Ugh.. dr doom mouth. I haaaate that. Some medicaid paid dentists use that lot on kids. :down: i hate when we get intakes with full on metal.mouth. the hospital affiliated dental office we use for the kids gets rid of that shit immediately, thank goodness

Haha - I remember seeing a few kids with Jaws mouth and always thought that they were weird.

[Furtherman]

Red hair is common in in the Jewish community. One of the few places it is.

I see those guys all the time in the city. They look like Irish guys wearing yamakas.

[IamFogHat]

Are we gonna get nuthouse talk as promised by the other day?

[sailor]

I see those guys all the time in the city. They look like Irish guys wearing yamakas.

I live in a very Jewish area. You see it a lot more with girls for some reason.

[A.J.]

Red Buttons was a red-headed Jew.

[LeedsJr]

God, that was an awful caller. :thumbdown:

[realmenhatelife]

Hockey fans are the worst. The amount of bitching I have to hear about the Penguins.



Pineaple face?

[sailor]

Why'd Ron lose it on that caller?!

[IamFogHat]

Don't get Ron riled up again. I don't know if I can take a pissed off show two days in a row.

[LeedsJr]

Are we gonna get nuthouse talk as promised by the other day?

I was disappointed it didn't happen yesterday.

[LeedsJr]

Why'd Ron lose it on that caller?!

'Cause he sucked?

[CountryBob]

Did Crazed say he had "the Mono"?

wonder who he has been slobbering around with?

[CountryBob]

What a sweet love story - Hicks and the army guy.

swapping hats and sunglasses

[Misteriosa]

I love olives, esp Spanish olives. I can eat them right out the jar.

[IamFogHat]

Did Crazed say he had "the Mono"?

wonder who he has been slobbering around with?

He probably stoled somebodies can of pepsi.

[LeedsJr]

I wish they would hold the interviews until at least 12:00 so I could go get lunch. :happy:

[CountryBob]

Finally - an interview with someone that is not a music performer that I dont really know...

[sailor]

Is this interview taped? Seemed like it started mid-convo.

[IamFogHat]

I wish they would hold the interviews until at least 12:00 so I could go get lunch. :happy:

It's Dr. Ian fucking Malcolm. This is one I'll stay tuned for.

[CountryBob]

Is this interview taped? Seemed like it started mid-convo.

conspiracy?

[LeedsJr]

It's Dr. Ian fucking Malcolm. This is one I'll stay tuned for.

I don't dislike the interviews based on the guests, it's just not a part of the show I enjoy. I'm here for the dick jokes.

[Crispy123]

Supposedly this dude has a huge hog. I wish Fez would ask him to see it.

[IamFogHat]

It's Dr. Ian fucking Malcolm. This is one I'll stay tuned for.

Actually maybe I won't after all. I hate fucking actors tongue bathing each other with compliments.

[CountryBob]

He seems a little cooky - not what I was expecting.

Ron hasnt said but a few words

[realmenhatelife]

Why'd Ron lose it on that caller?!

The caller was doing some kind of bit which had Ron cagey to start with, then the caller called Anthony "that pineapple face that sits with Opie" so Ron dropped the hammer.

[Furtherman]

He seems a little cooky - not what I was expecting.

Ron hasnt said but a few words

He's totally in love with himself telling a story. It's cracking me up.

[realmenhatelife]

Is this interview taped? Seemed like it started mid-convo.

I thought it sounded like a pretape too, and Goldbloom was on O&A in the last week, so it could've been done then.

[LeedsJr]

The caller was doing some kind of bit which had Ron cagey to start with, then the caller called Anthony "that pineapple face that sits with Opie" so Ron dropped the hammer.

That, and he sucked. :smile:

[realmenhatelife]

I love olives, esp Spanish olives. I can eat them right out the jar.

Did you know Cbob's real first name is Roberto?

[CountryBob]

Anybody had fried Artichoke hearts? I had some this weekend and they were tasty!

[CountryBob]

Did you know Cbob's real first name is Roberto?

How'd you know that? :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

Anybody had fried Artichoke hearts? I had some this weekend and they were tasty!

You Southerners will fry anything.

[Crispy123]

You Southerners will fry anything.

and dip it in ranch.

[CountryBob]

You Southerners will fry anything.

Come down and see me sometime - I might just fix you some deep fried groundhog.

[ihaveabadmonkey]

An East Side Dave run in asking for his autograph is what this interview needs

[deliciousV]

You Southerners will fry anything.

Don't start no shit.

[sailor]

I thought it sounded like a pretape too, and Goldbloom was on O&A in the last week, so it could've been done then.

I liked that one a lot better.

Yeah, Ron started off with: But you also teach acting.

[jennysmurf]

Come down and see me sometime - I might just fix you some deep fried groundhog.

That's code for something naughty, isn't it?

[CountryBob]

Don't start no shit.

Howdy DV - looks like our starting 5 are turning pro. Glad I had a chance to see em play live this year - what a run they had!

[Misteriosa]

and dip it in ranch.

Haa! When i had those bits of fried alligator, it came with ranch dipping sauce :laugh:

[CountryBob]

That's code for something naughty, isn't it?

Could be? :devil2:

[jennysmurf]

Don't start no shit.

:innocent:

[Crispy123]

An East Side Dave run in asking for his autograph is what this interview needs

O thats right!!! I really hope Ron brings that up haha!

[CountryBob]

Haa! When i had those bits of fried alligator, it came with ranch dipping sauce :laugh:

ranch makes everything better

[jennysmurf]

ranch makes everything better

Even "fried groundhog?":dry:

[Crispy123]

Haa! When i had those bits of fried alligator, it came with ranch dipping sauce :laugh:

its seriously a problem down here. :lol:

[IamFogHat]

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[deliciousV]

Howdy DV - looks like our starting 5 are turning pro. Glad I had a chance to see em play live this year - what a run they had!

Yeah, glad I saw them too, they were a fun team to watch.

[CountryBob]

I hate the correct pronunciation of Inventor

every body says it as Inventer at best or Invener - not Inventor.

[CountryBob]

Yeah, glad I saw them too, they were a fun team to watch.

Haha - loving the Captain of the Mean Girl Club - mod quote.

where did that come from?

[sailor]

ranch makes everything better

Never tried it. Sounds vile. Also, it's one of the main causes of obesity in America.

[realmenhatelife]

I remember Jackie Martling on O&A telling this joke that actually make me laugh:

How do you get a cowboy to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch.



Also, I have been known to refer to the okie relatives of the scumbag my friend occasionally dates as Ranch Connoisseurs, among other colorful things.

[Crispy123]

Ranch Connoisseurs

great band name

[CountryBob]

Never tried it. Sounds vile. Also, it's one of the main causes of obesity in America.

1. you have never tried ranch dressing? Is it really a southern thing?
2. obesity cant be blamed on condiments

[Crispy123]

1. you have never tried ranch dressing? Is it really a southern thing?
2. obesity cant be blamed on condiments

dipping everything in ranch is definitely a southern thing.

[realmenhatelife]

Why must people send them food? Do you sickos actually like chewing into a mic?

[LeedsJr]

1. you have never tried ranch dressing? Is it really a southern thing?
2. obesity cant be blamed on condiments

1. It's not just a southern thing, my kids practically drink it.

2. True. My kids don't have an ounce of fat on their bodies, because they can't sit still for 5 minutes.

[LeedsJr]

Why must people send them food? Do you sickos actually like chewing into a mic?

That's a made up complaint. :wink:

[sailor]

1. It's not just a southern thing, my kids practically drink it.

2. True. My kids don't have an ounce of fat on their bodies, because they can't sit still for 5 minutes.

Good luck when they get older.

[realmenhatelife]

Do you think Pepper gave this guy a wallet picture of himself with 'Stay Safe' written on the back?

[deliciousV]

Haha - loving the Captain of the Mean Girl Club - mod quote.

where did that come from?

Well jenny showed up in the drunk thread, all drunked up and being mean, I called her that, she did that "I'm rubber and you're glue... " thing on me, then probably went and pissed on the server.

[LeedsJr]

Good luck when they get older.

We tell them that constantly, but it's a way to get them to eat raw vegetables.

Hopefully, their taste for it moderates as they get older.

[IamFogHat]

That might be the greatest story I've ever heard.:lol::clap:

[LeedsJr]

Well jenny showed up in the drunk thread, all drunked up and being mean, I called her that, she did that "I'm rubber and you're glue... " thing on me, then probably went and pissed on the server.

We have an early candidate for post of the day. :lol:

[jennysmurf]

Well jenny showed up in the drunk thread, all drunked up and being mean, I called her that, she did that "I'm rubber and you're glue... " thing on me, then probably went and pissed on the server.

I would never do anything to hurt the server! You, on the other hand....

[realmenhatelife]

Well jenny showed up in the drunk thread, all drunked up and being mean, I called her that, she did that "I'm rubber and you're glue... " thing on me, then probably went and pissed on the server.

So it was Jenny's dominatrix alter ego? Leather Jenny?

[jennysmurf]

We have an early candidate for post of the day. :lol:

Don't encourage him.

[IamFogHat]

I would never do anything to hurt the server! You, on the other hand....

Oh god if V or me or some of the others were running this place it'd look like this all the time.
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/39/2009/09/9f042.jpg

[LeedsJr]

Don't encourage him.


Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am. :down:



Aw, c'mon. True or not, that was funny. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

So it was Jenny's dominatrix alter ego? Leather Jenny?

Hush your mouth, I'm a sweetheart!















:smoke:

[LeedsJr]

So it was Jenny's dominatrix alter ego? Leather Jenny?

Hush your mouth, I'm a sweetheart!


:smoke:


Pictures or we're not buying it. :wink:

[CountryBob]

Leather Jenny - I have such a raging clue about how she'd look right now

[sailor]

We tell them that constantly, but it's a way to get them to eat raw vegetables.

Hopefully, their taste for it moderates as they get older.

It's great that they're active. I never could understand a fat kid. They have boundless energy and it seemingly doesn't matter what they eat.

[realmenhatelife]

It isn't fair to say 'blowing it out of proportion' because you're talking about some horrible shit which should always command a large proportion of whatever you're talking about. If anything doesn't this put it into proportion something we've been able to diminish? At the same time I find it hard to believe that every soldier feels compelled to do this, and it's a part of fighting. And if that's true we need to change that, not get comfortable with it.

[jennysmurf]

Pictures or we're not buying it. :wink:

Leather Jenny - I have such a raging clue about how she'd look right now

This used to be a classy board, now it's just creepy.

[Crispy123]

The Hirochima flag?

I think you mean Mt Suribachi Ron.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a1/WW2_Iwo_Jima_flag_raising.jpg/400px-WW2_Iwo_Jima_flag_raising.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Leather Jenny - I have such a raging clue about how she'd look right now

I've got a total clue now too. It's pointing over there now.

[IamFogHat]

Does anyone have that article Chris was talking about?

[LeedsJr]

It's great that they're active. I never could understand a fat kid. They have boundless energy and it seemingly doesn't matter what they eat.

I'm sure these kids who just sit around all day playing video games exist, they just don't live with me.

I love to tell this story from a few years ago:

We had a rainy week, so the kids were stuck in the house for a few days. Our younger son finally couldn't contain himself any more and started chasing the dog around the dining room table.

My wife and a decided to go with the bit. We all put on bathing suits and went and played soccer in the back yard mud. Most fun I've had since I was a kid myself.

[realmenhatelife]

I also refuse to accept that citizens who are not in favor of the war need to take responsibility for it after the fact. That's bullshit.

[LeedsJr]

I also refuse to accept that citizens who are not in favor of the war need to take responsibility for it after the fact. That's bullshit.

I agree, but don't take it out on the vets. Blame the assholes who sent them.

[Crispy123]

at this point, blaming people is a waste of time. fucking bring them home.

[IamFogHat]

I think whoever drew that centaur picture of Hicks needs to make a picture of him embracing a soldier in the style of those romance novels.

[LeedsJr]

at this point, blaming people is a waste of time. fucking bring them home.

:thumbup: :clap:

[IamFogHat]

I think that intern is a gay.

[realmenhatelife]

I agree, but don't take it out on the vets. Blame the assholes who sent them.

I dont but I also dont think "I'm just a soldier in a fucked up situation" is acceptable. Stuff like this should come down on the people who do it and the chain of command. The chain of command up through the executive level is creating this problem by over extending the military for sure and this type of thing needs to point that out. Ofcourse that kind of thing gets turned into an argument for a bigger military, not smaller ambition.

[IamFogHat]

Zite's is still on the show?

[realmenhatelife]

Zeets has been way less vocal and I feel like he's been leaving early, I remember him cutting out to go somewhere else. So maybe he's just part time with them now. God only knows where UCB went.

[sailor]

Being a soldier is just a job.

And with how Ron and hicks are on this topic, where is their support for the police?

[IamFogHat]

A nineteen year old sounds so good right now.

[sailor]

Love Kate Mara!

[Dell]

No Internet in this conference room...dem bastards

Could someone post a link to the super secret stream?
I'd like to see if it works on my iPhone...thanks

[Furtherman]

And with how Ron and hicks are on this topic, where is their support for the police?

Good point.

[IamFogHat]

Oh shit son, Furtherman just got burned by Ron!

[Crispy123]

Ron Bennignton: Furtherman is retarded.


hahaha!!! :lol::lol::lol:

[Furtherman]

Love Kate Mara!

http://i2.listal.com/image/441276/600full-kate-mara.jpg

Yep. Kate Upton is gorgeous too... but I'd go with Kate, just in realistic terms. That Upton girl is going to give big money men after her for the next 20 years.

[Furtherman]

Oh shit son, Furtherman just got burned by Ron!

Wait... what? I didn't hear!

[IamFogHat]

So glad to hear Ron doesn't like Dresscher after the unmasked.

[IamFogHat]

Wait... what? I didn't hear!

He said what Crispy said above, then did a retard voice. It was hilarious:lol:

[Furtherman]

He said what Crispy said above, then did a retard voice. It was hilarious:lol:

Out of nowhere?

[sailor]

http://i2.listal.com/image/441276/600full-kate-mara.jpg

Yep. Kate Upton is gorgeous too... but I'd go with Kate, just in realistic terms. That Upton girl is going to give big money men after her for the next 20 years.

Um, they're both Kate. I think MwaC knew KM at some time or another.

[IamFogHat]

Out of nowhere?

edit: nm i'm retarded too

[Furtherman]

OK, did they just play that again? That's funny. Ron's right. I was silly.... or uh.. retarded.

[Furtherman]

I think I just found out that I'm on a delay.

[A.J.]

http://pocus.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/6pz5d80.gif

[LeedsJr]

I think I just found out that I'm on a delay.

We call that "sailoring" in the listening threads. :smile:

[realmenhatelife]

http://i2.listal.com/image/441276/600full-kate-mara.jpg

Yep. Kate Upton is gorgeous too... but I'd go with Kate, just in realistic terms. That Upton girl is going to give big money men after her for the next 20 years.

As opposed to Kate Mara, who will have big money men after her for the next 17 years.

[Dell]

Commenting without listening is delling...

[realmenhatelife]

But I feel like Kate Mara wouldn't be as hot if she wasn't totally insane and wanting to kill you. That see through shirt gif is hot damn though. Love the daughter on that show too. And the maid.

[deliciousV]

I think I just found out that I'm on a delay.

if you use the phone app, or the XMRO beta, you are on a big ole delay. I don't know why, but they put the beta on the same delay as the phone app.

[Misteriosa]

woot! i came back from lunch and the internet is back online :clap:

the wonder woman hate makes me sad.

[jennysmurf]

Commenting without listening is delling...

I have to do that for the first hour because my kids are still home.

[deliciousV]

does it look like those stupid robots are wearing Crocs to anyone else?

[IamFogHat]

We call that "sailoring" in the listening threads. :smile:

Commenting without listening is delling...

What's Fogging?

[Warren Peace]

Dawson's father on Dawson's Creek played The Flash on TV. Kelly was his first name.

[Warren Peace]

Dawson's father on Dawson's Creek played The Flash on TV. Kelly was his first name.

D'oh...John Wesley Shipp

[deliciousV]

Dawson's father on Dawson's Creek played The Flash on TV. Kelly was his first name.

knowing this does not make you cool

[realmenhatelife]

woot! i came back from lunch and the internet is back online :clap:

the wonder woman hate makes me sad.

If they did a Justice League movie and cast her right I think Wonder Woman would be a big hit.

[LeedsJr]

What's Fogging?

Starting listening threads over a day late? :smile:

[LeedsJr]

woot! i came back from lunch and the internet is back online :clap:

the wonder woman hate makes me sad.

I can't even begin to understand it.

[jennysmurf]

A nineteen year old sounds so good right now.

What's Fogging?

Guess.:dry:

[CountryBob]

I've got a total clue now too. It's pointing over there now.

Haha - somebody got it!

[Misteriosa]

If they did a Justice League movie and cast her right I think Wonder Woman would be a big hit.

casting her right = not turning her into a slore who specializes in waif-fu :dry:

[IamFogHat]

Haha - somebody got it!

They wish they could sit at the cool kids table with us.

[IamFogHat]

Guess.:dry:

Hey I'm only 27, that's not too bad right? Although I guess it's a year or so under my half your age plus seven deal.

[CountryBob]

CBobing - means having relations with family members

"Did you hear about Jethro? He's been caught CBobing with his cousin at the family reunion."

[IamFogHat]

CBobing - means having relations with family members



There's a reason I let other people make the joke about me...Mod quote this man.

[Misteriosa]

There's a reason I let other people make the joke about me...Mod quote this man.

fuck you. you're not the boss of me.

[jennysmurf]

There's a reason I let other people make the joke about me...Mod quote this man.

All his other ones are too good to replace!

[realmenhatelife]

casting her right = not turning her into a slore who specializes in waif-fu :dry:

Between Hit Girl, Hunger Games and probably some others I'm forgetting you're in a position of strength for the ladies right now.

[CountryBob]

fuck you. you're not the boss of me.

:clap:

[jennysmurf]

fuck you. you're not the boss of me.

Yeah! Tell him!!

[IamFogHat]

fuck you. you're not the boss of me.

This kitten's got claws.

[IamFogHat]

Ok this is terrifying.
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[jennysmurf]

How can any of us join in the chicken conversation without earning a whole bevvy of new modquotes? It can't be done!

[Dell]

Cbobing is beating others to the joke about himself.

[CountryBob]

Ok this is terrifying.
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That robot must be drunk - it banged its toes on every step up.

[CountryBob]

Cbobing is beating others to the joke about himself.

Ahhhh so true - I enjoy a good joke even if its about me.

[Furtherman]

That machines have already risen. I warned you this day would come.

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[sailor]

Slore = slut + whore, I imagine?

[LeedsJr]

Slore = slut + whore, I imagine?

We just bet, you "imagine". Got a raging clue while imagining, did you? :lol:

[CountryBob]

Slore = slut + whore, I imagine?

whats the difference between the two? A whore gets paid I guess???

[realmenhatelife]

We wont even ask your name, we'll send the package care of Mr. Wet Noodle Dick.

And dont all surgeries using cutting edge technology, called a fucking scalpel.

[deliciousV]

Slore = slut + whore, I imagine?

My God man, you've broken the woman code! They'll kill you now for sure.

[Dell]

I'm in a future scenarios planning activity and these future scare me...being old has so few advantages

[CountryBob]

Love it when Ronnie sings

[LeedsJr]

I'm in a future scenarios planning activity and these future scare me...being old has so few advantages

Well, it definitely has the advantage over being dead, at least for a little while. :smile:

[sailor]

Ahhhh so true - I enjoy a good joke even if its about me.

One day we'll have one on this board.

[realmenhatelife]

whats the difference between the two? A whore gets paid I guess???

In my mind a slut is just a girl that throws it around a lot but you dont dislike her, a whore is a girl you dislike.



I am a friend to the promiscuous woman though, they crack me up. And I dont try to bed them.

[IamFogHat]

In my mind a slut is just a girl that throws it around a lot but you dont dislike her, a whore is a girl you dislike.



I am a friend to the promiscuous woman though, they crack me up. And I dont try to bed them.

I never limit it to girls though. I'm a slut too, for instance.

[Dell]

There is not one futurist in this meeting with any optimism...we've went from 10 to 4 representative futures and they are all gloomier than today

I'm hitting georgia brown's bar after work...only because it's the closest one

[Misteriosa]

a die sonne cover? heh heh nice try kid.

edit: aww he's singing the translation too :happy:

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[CountryBob]

One day we'll have one on this board.

Haha - :laugh:

[sailor]

I never limit it to girls though.

I suspected as much.

[Dell]

Haha...foggy must be racking up the mod quotes

[IamFogHat]

I suspected as much.

Oh no...

Haha...foggy must be racking up the mod quotes

Shhh! Narc!

[jennysmurf]

I suspected as much.

Zing!

[deliciousV]

a die sonne cover? heh heh nice try kid.

edit: aww he's singing the translation too :happy:

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[IamFogHat]

That's John Smith, Hicks, John Brown was an abolitionist.

[Misteriosa]

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its a video of snow white diddling herself while she's with the dwarves at the dinner table, snorting gold, and O.D.ing in the bathtub. duh!

[deliciousV]

That's John Smith, Hicks, John Brown was an abolitionist.

that's wrong, except in cases of rape

[IamFogHat]

that's wrong, except in cases of rape

Huh?

[CountryBob]

diddling is cool

[Misteriosa]

diddling is cool

she also spanks the dwarves with their pants down.

[realmenhatelife]

I keep seeing the breast cut horizontally to make it more handy, its a good idea.

[LeedsJr]

diddling is cool

What, did you get jealous of Foggie and all his mod quotes today? :smile:

[deliciousV]

its a video of snow white diddling herself while she's with the dwarves at the dinner table, snorting gold, and O.D.ing in the bathtub. duh!

sure, that's one interpretation. Another is it's another metal band where the guy sings like the cookie monster.

[LeedsJr]

she also spanks the dwarves with their pants down.

You should mod quote yourself! :lol:

[CountryBob]

Ribs rule!

I prefer some good ribs over a steak anyday!

[CountryBob]

You should mod quote yourself! :lol:

Yes! it should be done.....

[realmenhatelife]

You can keep breast juicy, you just need to temp that shit and not cook it to death.

[CountryBob]

sure, that's one interpretation. Another is it's another metal band where the guy sings like the cookie monster.

This made me lauffff.....:laugh:

[deliciousV]

Yes! it should be done.....

thirded! ain't gonna happen, but the motion should pass

[IamFogHat]

Fuckin' starvin, Earl we got any chicken wings, ribs, steak, and chicken breasts back there?

[Dell]

All breasts are juicy...I know, right?

[CountryBob]

damn - that guy on the call was way too excited for the subject....

[sailor]

Ron talks about fried chicken and then barbecue like they're the same thing.

Breasts are best, I've always heard there's a glut of other chicken parts because only poor people eat them. We used to ship other parts to russia, but they've moved to breast consumption as well recently. And no chef worth anything would say they can't cook chicken breasts like Ronnie says. Oh, it's too difficulty, boo-hoo.

[jennysmurf]

thirded! ain't gonna happen, but the motion should pass

You have no power here.

[IamFogHat]

Was hoping Chuck would be Chuckwagon. :dry:

[CountryBob]

Big fan of deep fried turkeys - marinated and delicious!

sometimes, I might even dip it in RANCH!!!!:ohmy:

[IamFogHat]

Big fan of deep fried turkeys - marinated and delicious!

sometimes, I might even dip it in RANCH!!!!:ohmy:

I wish I lived south enough to have all my foods fried.

[jennysmurf]

Was hoping Chuck would be Chuckwagon. :dry:

I thought it might be too. It would be nice to get Fezzie all riled up again.:happy:

[CountryBob]

Ron talks about fried chicken and then barbecue like they're the same thing.

Breasts are best, I've always heard there's a glut of other chicken parts because only poor people eat them. We used to ship other parts to russia, but they've moved to breast consumption as well recently. And no chef worth anything would say they can't cook chicken breasts like Ronnie says. Oh, it's too difficulty, boo-hoo.

I prefer the savory flavor of the wing and thigh over the breast - but breasts are easier to eat with a fork and knife.

[Dell]

miss chuckwagon

[CountryBob]

fucking starving now and just had lunch!

[jennysmurf]

I prefer the savory flavor of the wing and thigh over the breast - but breasts are easier to eat with a fork and knife.

You're not fooling anybody--you don't use utensils.

[IamFogHat]

BTW I have a fun idea I'll post at the end of the show. We'll see how it goes.

[deliciousV]

You have no power here.

It's true. :down:

Don't you have a server to pee on?

[IamFogHat]

You're not fooling anybody--you don't use utensils.

I do imagine him shoveling fried food into his mouth like Homer Simpson only with just his hands:laugh:

[CountryBob]

haha Ron!

did he say bacon?

[CountryBob]

It's true. :down:

Don't you have a server to pee on?

:clap::lol::laugh:

[jennysmurf]

BTW I have a fun idea I'll post at the end of the show. We'll see how it goes.

Tease.

[realmenhatelife]

I would never order a chicken breast out but it's what I usually cook at home, and I'm always putting it in something else like lentils, pasta, humus and pita, or in a wrap with grilled veggies.

But I also only ever order chicken in bad places, so I dont think it really matters. If it isn't a fried chicken place, in which case I'm getting dark, it's like a bad chicken sandwich or chicken wings.

[jennysmurf]

:clap::lol::laugh:

Don't make me ban you.:furious:

[CountryBob]

You're not fooling anybody--you don't use utensils.

I do imagine him shoveling fried food into his mouth like Homer Simpson only with just his hands:laugh:

I'lll have you both know that even though I am in the south - I am somewhat of a fancy man.

I dont even ride around in my truck with my shirt off - anymore.....

[CountryBob]

Don't make me ban you.:furious:

sorry snugums :wub:

[Misteriosa]

It's true. :down:

Don't you have a server to pee on?

jenny, you know what to do.

:banning:

[IamFogHat]

fancy man.


:wink:

[jennysmurf]

I'lll have you both know that even though I am in the south - I am somewhat of a fancy man.

I dont even ride around in my truck with my shirt off - anymore.....


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[deliciousV]

I'lll have you both know that even though I am in the south - I am somewhat of a fancy man.

I dont even ride around in my truck with my shirt off - anymore.....

But if you lost a few lbs, would you then?

[CountryBob]

But if you lost a few lbs, would you then?

Yeah probably so :down:

[LeedsJr]

I knew if I stuck around long enough they would get to the dick jokes. :lol:

[CountryBob]

Iv'e laughed out loud - listening to Hicks say gay stuff.

[deliciousV]

jenny, you know what to do.

:banning:

Easy with the ban hammer there Thor, what rule did I break?

[IamFogHat]

I knew if I stuck around long enough they would get to the dick jokes. :lol:

You're getting the equivalent of the zombie's showing up in the season finale of the Walking Dead.

[CountryBob]

whatever happened to Gutter?

[jennysmurf]

Easy with the ban hammer there Thor, what rule did I break?

Rule #12--You're not allowed to be mean to me.

[Misteriosa]

Easy with the ban hammer there Thor, what rule did I break?

hmmm "Thor".. i like it. :happy:

[Misteriosa]

whatever happened to Gutter?

xbox 360

[realmenhatelife]

Iv'e laughed out loud - listening to Hicks say gay stuff.

Your laughs cant cover your boners.

[IamFogHat]

xbox 360

Someone should tell him .net is back...And better than ever!

[IamFogHat]

Your laughs cant cover your boners.

But they can cover yours.

[deliciousV]

xbox 360

And weed, the man only has 2 hands.